#Massachusetts drivers

[massachusetts-official]

hello massachusetts

please stop being bad drivers

sincerely, with hate,

maine

Just try to fucking stop us

[morgan-n-cheese-91]

Massholes this massholes that. Y'all know who's really been shitty on the roads recently? Vermont. They act all innocent and then they are riding your ass on the highway.

[druid-for-hire]

On the topic of Hawkeye Pierce's backstory and habits: being batshit as a person, rural, having studied in Boston and spent time in Chicago, now military, and under the headcanon that he has some New Yorker blood in him--I think the only thing that could make him a worse, more belligerent, and more maniacal American driver now is the beautiful city of San Francisco.

[nocontextrankinbass]

source

[nickdewolfarchive]

boston, massachusetts 1971

columbus day parade "wake up america"

photograph by nick dewolf https://www.flickr.com/photos/dboo/5571958386

[batwynn]

Today starts day one of two days of hell. Please send some good vibes our way and protect us from shitty drivers. Thank you 🥲

[spiral-wizard]

Man, nothing desensitizes you to city driving like having a job that requires you to drive (and PARK) a huge truck in any dense city area. I'm in massachusetts rn for a big family function and I drove + parked a small rental car all over Boston during rush hour today and felt Absolutely Nothing

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

~Sorta Louisiana-centered incorrect quotes cuz’ we love him in this household~ (also, here take a cookie) @simpyfrog

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Loui, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- 


Georgia, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? 


York, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick. 


Tex, appalled: Call the exorcist.

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Loui, high at a sleepover: *nudges York at 3am* Pretty f(speaks New Orleans)ed up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. York? Wake up, York! Listen! They're sexless! 


York, trying to not knock him tf out: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.

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*Tex teaching Loui to drive and taking York along for the ride* 


Tex: That's a pothole. To the left! 


Loui: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole* 


York, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth. 


Loui: I don't think that's how the song goes. 


Tex, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home. 


Loui: Country Roads. 


York: To the place. 


Loui and York in unison: I Belong! 


Tex, crying harder: What the f(speaks Texas)?

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Mass: Who the fuck added me to a f(speaks Boston)in’ group chat? 


Utah: >:O language 


Loui: Yeah watch your f(speaks New Orleans)in’ language 


York: Okay, who taught Loui the f(speaks New York) word?! 


Florida : 'The f(speaks Miami) word'. 


Georgia: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time 


Loui: Oh my god he censored it-


Florida : Say f(speaks Miami), Georgia. 


Loui: Do it, Georgia. Say f(speaks New Orleans).

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Loui, trying his first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY! 


York, an avid coffee drinker, on his twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.

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Tex: *makes Loui a cup of tea but puts salt in it to prank him* 


Loui: *sips tea* 


Tex: 


Loui: *finishes tea* 


Tex: Didn't it taste bad?

Loui: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all. 


Tex, tearing up: Oh, okay. *under his breath* Oh you sweet sweet thing….

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Florida: What is love? 


Tex: An emotional minefield. 


York: A neurochemical reaction. 


Loui: Baby don't hurt me.

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Loui: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.." 


Mass: I saw you. 


Loui: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of York t-posing over Jersey after winning a fight.

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Georgia: I give up. I am so tired. 


Florida: Get the emergency supply! 


Tex: *carries Loui and places him in front of Georgia* 


Loui: *smiles and hugs him* 


Georgia: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO-

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York: You ever get so tired that you start seeing spiders? 


Loui: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man. 


York: THE WHO? 


Loui: Oh is this not a safe space suddenly?

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Georgia: But what about Lou? 


Florida: Don't worry about him.


Florida: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep drinking his daiquiri like nothing happened.

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Loui: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Florida and Georgia: Buddy no-

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Loui: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Tex periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’ 


Loui: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

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*Loui and Georgia are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff* 


Georgia: oh my god, Lou, backwards! 


Loui: Really, Geo? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.

Georgia: Genuinely, WTF is wrong with you?!

Loui: I don’t even know anymore-

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Mass: I’m going to hell. 


Loui: Probably. 


Mass: I'll pick you up? 


Loui: *nodding* Carpool.

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Florida: Would you take a bullet for me? 


Loui: ...yes? 


*Mass angrily bursts into the room* 


Florida: *running away* Great, thanks!

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Georgia: Good morning.

Tex: Good morning. 


York: Good morning. 


Mass: Good morning. 


Florida: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. 


Loui: MORNING MOTHERF(speaks New Orleans)ERS!

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Loui: Everything’s fine, I’m fine, Mass. 


Mass: Loui, I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE-

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Mass: Many people are mildly dehydrated and don’t realize it. You should drink at least six glasses of water per day.

York: No, eight glasses! 


Tex: I heard ten. 


Florida: You need to drink at least five glasses of water per minute. 


*later…* 


Loui: Okay, I just read through every study I could find to try to figure out whether low-grade dehydration is even a real thing. 


Florida: What did you learn? 


Loui: If you spend all day doing research and forget to eat or drink, you start to feel pretty bad. 


Mass: I’ll get some water. 


Loui: But how many glas–whoa, feeling dizzy. *nearly falls*


Georgia: *catches him* Maybe you should just drink straight from the tap, kid.

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Loui, trying to comfort someone: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

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Georgia: Loui learned how to fold origami penguins from New York the other day. I told them, “I feel a little bad for the penguins, it’s hot here”, and the next day he put them in the freezer 🥹

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[natandwandaseries]

Last summer, Boston put cops at this busy intersection to stop people from hitting jaywalkers. To be clear, not to stop the jaywalkers but to stop cars with green lights from hitting them. And I think that’s beautiful

[liamgallaghermpreg]

NAUUUURRRR not an episode in Fall River…I love when the Winchesters are in Massachusetts. Suffer

[khandedoe]

I was going to gatekeep this pic my father took for the rest of my life but I had to share it with the world

[k20spock]

[Video description: A video filmed at the ocean floor showing three nautiluses. One of them is investigating something in the background, and the other two are moving perpendicularly to each other. The smaller of the two crashes directly into the other one's side. Both are slightly jostled, then continue swimming. End video description.]

major traffic incident

[batwynn]

Does anyone from the Valley/Western Massachusetts remember the bald/shaved head guy who drove the Peter Pan bus line from Northampton to Boston in the early 2000s who had a huge, fuzzy Russian hat and cracked jokes/did amazing commentary about places we drove by?

[ljbrary]

THE official blog of massachusetts reblogged my post. THE official blog of the commonwealth itself.

[hagueapostilleservicesblog]

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