#Masked questioners. {Anons.}

[utilitycaster]

I think some people believe asking questions on anon is like them strapping the person they are asking to a chair and turning on a single bare lightbulb and performing an interrogation. But really the experience of getting one of those questions is that of being hollered at by someone sitting in the passenger's side of their best friend's ride.

[majouartings]

guess who's been playing ace attorney again IT WAS ME

sometimes the real otp is you x the ship that altered your brain chemistry for a little while when you were 18

[oifaaa]

Kakashi should smoke weed

He should but unfortunately the mask gets in the way

[cmdr-graves]

No reason, Mr. Grabes! I'm just feeling happy and I want other people to be happy. How's your day been, Mr. Grabes?

Also- I just want to add that I think it's funny that 1. Flan is not a soldier and you've never questioned them (dispite getting tackled and measured and bothered and bothered), and 2. You corrected the name once and never again. To flan, you are Mr. Grabes. Anyways, I love you Mc. Person behind the Graves account! You've brought me many giggles.

- 🍮

I don’t know what the hell you put in your Cheerios this mornin’, but keep it up.

Day's been fine - we're doin' Shadow karaoke later.

[theallmightymysterion]

HOORAY! ok so like this is the first time im doing this so PLEASE ask away!

[xiii-reversed]

Might I ask, what is it you do? Your role in all of this, who you take orders from if at all?

-💫

"I take orders from my superiors."

[changeling-rin]

Phantom Anon. Happy April Fool's! (Though it will probably be well after April Fool's by the time this gets answered.) To go with it, which two Links are most likely to reenact the events of John Mulaney's "Salt and Pepper Diner" skit? For context, that's the one where he relates the time that he and his friend also named John decided to have a jukebox in a diner play "What's New Pussycat" 21 times in a row. The other John then convinced him to switch out just the 8th one for "It's Not Unusual".

Lore comes up with the initial idea

Mask persuades him to add the single "It's Not Unusual"

[cherrysmokesaconha]

Okay so. I am feeling very bored (and insecure for some reason-) today.

So please send 2trenchcoat related asks in my askbox!

If not 2trenchcoat, it can be BobTord, DeliveryTord, CamDeri or idk, any other ship I talk about it/I'm the CEO of...

It can even be 2004/2005/EDE AU! TomTord too! Idm :3

Btw! Thank you for the +100 likes in my last 2004 TomTord post (which was a comfort art) u guys are rad!! Ty ty :3

So yeah. Please send asks and anons (I love talking to anons)

[gilverrwrites]

How old you reckon Roman is? Or your take of it. If he's either an older millennial or Gen X even. I like to imagine how tech-savvy he is or whether he is up to speed or not. Since let's say if his S/O happens to be a way up-to-date millennial or Heavens Forbid, a chronically online Gen Z. There will be some intriguing interactions on that end, or comical even. If they need to help him work his phone, and even just an IT issue ... or let alone say some internet slang he might not get.

What an interesting question! I guess I always picture him in his early-mid 40s. However, in the canon context I’d put him at a couple years younger than Bruce. Old enough to run in the same circles, for Roman to be aware of Bruce, but not close enough for them to have been friends.

But yeah, 40s for me so X/older millennial. Has a phone bloated with useless apps, a laptop riddled with malware, and a facebook page full of fake news. When you call him out on any of it, he’s just like ‘no, no, it’s fine, it works!/it’s true! Do I look stupid to you?’ And 1 hour later he needs help adjusting the brightness settings.

Doesn’t use dark mode or vpns despite the more tech savvy members of his gang begging him to.

Has a tenuous grasp on slang cause he fucking hates when the Robins say shit he cannot understand, so he asks the youngest false-facers to clarify. They translate with about 60% accuracy, sometimes it’s just funnier to hear the boss call Batman GOAT with the absolute worst understanding of what it means.

[booksofadventures-archived]

My thoughts on Link? He's awful. A complete menace. Can't stand that guy. I wish I could just make him go away!

There's the knight now tilting his head to one side now, not that his face showed it much but he had wondered what he had done to offend or upset the masked one. Arms folded softly across his chest though now, maybe he should just walk away and leave them alone. But a soft voice left his lips instead, something that was rare for him to do was to speak.

"...Did I do something to you?"

[mollypollykinz]

im curious..... if minato is akechi's death arcana, then what arcana represents akechi in minato's SL? (if that makes sense)

Akechi is Minato's moon arcana ^-^

[pinkhairandpokemon]

A nincada appears carying a box with a neat little Zora mask

??? what the hell kind of Pokémon is this supposed to be

-Blake

[inkykeiji]

hi clari! i loveee poison!dabi and wonder how he would’ve reacted to the reader wanting to break up? thank you have a great day bby

hi anon! c: oooh good question. well, his yandere tendencies would surface with a vengeance, basically. there’s no way he’s letting her leave, is she stupid? this has to be her brother talking, has to be her brother infecting her pretty, precious lil mind with his insidious lies and his desperate deceptions, because there’s no way his perfect princess would ever even conceive of such a ridiculous notion. there’s absolutely no way she believes such an absurd idea, agrees with such a fatuous concept, wants to commit such a sacrilegious action. there’s no possible way she wants to leave him of her own volition, that this was her idea, that this wasn’t planted, with caution and care, in the folds of her brain like a sick little parasite—there’s no way, because she loves him. he knows she does. and she knows just as well as dabi does that he’s the best thing for her, that he knows what’s best for her, better than anyone else ever could be, better than anyone else ever will.

he’s laughing when she tells him with trembling breath that she no longer wants to be with him, the melody void of humour and stuffed full of derangement. she’s kidding, right? how could she ever know what’s best for her better than her Daddy does? his head shakes, manic, eyes glowing as his gaze pins her to the floor, a sharp smile stretched abnormally wide across his face. silly little girl, you aren’t going anywhere.

and if she tries to get away, if she tries to escape, he has no issues chaining her to the radiator, ensuring she can’t pull such a foolish little stunt again and run off, promising that he’ll free her once he’s sure she’s learned her lesson, once he’s positive she won’t exhibit such disrespect ever again.

[xiii-reversed]

Alright, let's start this simple!

Who are you?

Signed, the Archivist!

OOC note: not suuper happy with the format. probably gonna experiment until i find smth i like

[changeling-rin]

(Conversation anon) *draws card* who is the most skill swordsman among the link sequel boys and Hero's Shade included. P.S. given enough resources how long would it take Lore and Mask to break an (uninhabited) time stream, the sooner they finish the sooner they get Grandma's soup.

The most skilled swordsman? Ah... well, Shadow and Oni each have several hundred years of experience behind them, so they're pretty good. The Hero's Shade, of course, has a full lifetime behind him, so he is also pretty good. Dusk learned from the Shade, so he's got a bit of an advantage over the rest of the group. Rune can apparently pick up anything and successfully kill a demon-god with it so I'm giving him points for that, and... Lux has enough control over his sword skills to do fancy combos, so he gets points too

P.S. Eh, three days, probably? One to set up a bootstrap paradox, one to initiate it, and one more to deliberately break it and watch the laws of reality crumble in response!

[cherrysmokesaconha]

Ooh how much I wanted to receive some asks sighhhh I wanna chat a little xP