#Married to Kup

[solar4seekstron]

Transformers

Movie Oneshot Masterlist/Series Oneshot Masterlist

Introduction Indie Series Movie Masterlist

Weeks and Dates Release Fics Requests Prompt

Movies

Transformers One

D-16/Megatron: Besties SFW, Conjunx SFW, A Sparkling?! SFW, Doublepackage 18+,

Orion Pax/Optimus Prime: Besties SFW, For Us SFW, Special Spot SFW, Archives SFW, Meet Again SFW, A Sparkling?! SFW, Doublepackage 18+,

Elita: A Sparkling?! SFW,

B-127: A Sparkling?! SFW,

Sentinel Prime: I Wasn’t Offering Part One 16+, I Wasn’t Offering Part Two 16+, Yandere!Sparkling 16+, Sparkling Surprise 16+, A Sparkling?! SFW,

Darkwing: Yandere!Wife 18+, Yandere!Wife 2 18+,

Starscream: Traitor Part One 18+,

Soundwave:

Shockwave:

Megatronus:

Zeta:

Prima:

-Shattered Glass-

Orion Pax/Optimus Prime: Yandere!Trapped 18+,

Transformers 2007

Optimus Prime:

Bumblebee:

Ironhide:

Ratchet:

Jazz:

Revenge of the Fallen

Optimus Prime:

Bumblebee:

Ironhide:

Ratchet:

Dark of the Moon

Optimus Prime:

Bumblebee:

Ironhide:

Ratchet:

Sentinel:

Evac: Missed You 18+, Missed You Part Two 18+,

Age of Extinction

Optimus Prime: Yandere!Sparkling Trapped 18+,

Bumblebee:

Crosshairs: Better shooter than me Part 1 SFW,

Drift:

Lockdown:

The Last Knight

Optimus Prime:

Bumblebee:

Crosshairs:

Drift:

The Movie

Kup:

Hotrod/Rodimus:

Springer:

Megatron/Galvatron:

Bumblebee

Rise of the Beasts

Mirage: Human SFW, Human Part 2 16+,

Series

Transformers Prime

Optimus Prime/Orion Pax: I Still Love You 18+, I Still Love You part 2 16+,

Bumblebee:

Arcee:

Ratchet:

Bulkhead:

Wheeljack:

Darkwing:

Megatron:

Knockout:

Starscream:

Transformers Rescue Bots

Heatwave: New Recruit 16+,

Chase:

Boulder:

Blades:

Hightide: Cute sparkling SFW,

Blurr:

Transformers Robots in Disguise (2015)

Optimus Prime/Orion Pax: I Still Love You 18+, I Still Love You part 2 16+,

Bumblebee: They’re Hot! SFW,

Drift:

Sideswipe:

Strongarm:

Thunderhoof:

Steeljaw:

Jetstorm:

Slipstream:

Transformers Rescue Bots Academy

Heatwave:

Chase:

Boulder:

Blades:

Ratchet:

Optimus Prime:

Hotshot:

Medix:

Whirl:

Hoist:

Wedge:

Transformers Animated

Optimus Prime: Elite Guard SFW, Hoomans SFW, Spikeblocked 18+,

Bumblebee: Smaller SFW,

Ratchet:

Bulkhead:

Prowl:

Megatron: Spikeblocked 16+,

Blitzwing:

Jazz:

Jetstorm:

Jetfire:

Blurr: Yandere!Wife 18+,

Transformers IDW

-2005-

(More if requested)

Kup: Soulmates 18+, Wife (Meme) SFW, Pregnant (Meme) SFW, Your Wife?! SFW,

Deadlock/Drift: Yandere!I. Don’t. Care. 18+,

Rodimus:

Ultra Magnus:

Cyclonus:

Tailgate:

Brainstorm:

Overlord:

Pharma:

Ratchet: Yandere!I. Don’t. Care. 18+,

-2019-

(More if requested)

Shadowstrike:

-Shattered Glass-

(More if requested)

Optimus Prime:

Goldbug: Yandere!That's Too Bad 18+,

Soundwave:

Megatron:

Prowl:

Transformers Cyberverse

(THEY’RE ALL HOT OK SUE ME!!!!)

Optimus Prime:

Bumblebee:

Perceptor:

Deadend:

Arcee:

Grimlock:

Lugnut:

Whirl:

Rodimus/Hot Rod: You?! SFW,

Shockwave:

Soundwave: You?! SFW,

Wheeljack:

Ratchet:

Prowl:

Cheetor:

Thunderhowl:

Meteorfire:

Drift:

Alphastrike:

Shadowstriker:

Transformers Earthspark

Optimus Prime:

Bumblebee:

Arcee:

Megatron: Our Date 16+, Our Date Part Two 18+,

Soundwave:

Tarantulas: Nightshade 16+,

Prowl:

Breakdown:

Shockwave:

Starscream:

Kup: Dad#3 18+,

[lostacelonnie]

@average-avery

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

So Kup, if you don't mind me asking how did you meet your significant other?

@the-mines-are-singing an' I met at a coffee place when we were both settlin' in to Witwicky. He was on his way home from a book store celebratin' that they'd released some fancy special edition o' his son's poetry, and I was on my way to therapy. Yeh don't get stories like I got without needin' it.

Well, one o' the poems he was readin', I happened to know it cause it was written fer energon minin' slaves. I wasn't an energon miner, mind yeh, but I wasn't exactly free there fer a time in my youth- so it resonated wit' me too.

Well, he already had memorized some o' the best places to sit an' read, and I'd already figured out where all the hardware stores 'n such were, so we ended up exploring the town together. Got married a year later.

[blueikeproductions]

So another EarthSpark thing that came to my attention was Ratchet and Drift were pitched into being in EarthSpark.

Neat.

They were pitched as having trying to look at the Cyber Sleeves the kids had, with Ratchet and Drift having scientific and philosophical thoughts on what they are despite not having a solid answer.

Also neat.

They were also pitched as being married.

Not neat.

This stranglehold IDW has over Transformers needs to end yesterday. I liked IDW, but it’s clear Hasbro wasn’t feeling it anymore, and the attempt at a reboot didn’t help. Not to mention, toys made with the IDW cast in mind don’t appear to sell well. Tarn appears to be the exception, because it’s Tarn, and he’s awesome, but I’ve also never personally seen him in person in stores. Fellow comics original Jhiaxus yes however, so take that as you will. It’s also why so many people were surprised two nobody IDW2 robots, an Autobot and an Acenticon, were getting toys. Even hard core fans have no idea who they are or much desire for these two, and I say that with my open fondness for Autobot Scrounge.

The couplings in IDW always felt kinda forced… I’ve often viewed them as crack ships, some working slightly better than others. I thought Chromedome and Rewind was handled the best, and I’d be very open to seeing them in EarthSpark as (one of) the gay couple(s) in the show.

Drift and Ratchet being a couple comes kind of out of nowhere. I get there was this opposites attract thing going on with an atheist and religious guy, but the joke got old quickly. Besides some implications Drift and Rodimus were more of a thing, age differences are a sticky point for me. A lot of the main couples amounted to twenty something kid hooking up with grandpa or grandma. I know age is more of a suggestion in TFs, but it always bothered me. Tailgate Cyclonus also fall into this for me, but I also preferred their dynamic being a plucky son and stand offish father learning to care for each other. The moment it became romantic I lost interest and felt kinda creeped out T’be honest. Same with Drift and Ratchet. Ratchet’s said to be super old, not quite Kup or Alpha Trion old, but he’s up there. Drift in comparison is about Hot Rod’s age, and met Ratchet at a clinic on Cybertron when Ratchet was already older than dirt… The two being a crusty grandpa who loved his grandson but doesn’t quite get his interests was a dynamic I liked.

I just think there’s better options romantically for Drift and Ratchet. Closer in age too. I imagine in the interest of fairness the EarthSpark versions would be closer in age. RiD15 Drift, to me at least, seemed a bit older than Bumblebee and was more of a stern but well meaning uncle/father to Sideswipe, Jetstorm and Slipstream. Prime Ratchet felt married to his job meanwhile…

Admittedly I’m surprised Drift was entertained at all. A lot of the IDW original characters seem to have been benched in media for the time being, and Drift’s role in Cyberverse was lauded as the most idiotic thing the show did for both supporters and detractors that even the writers regret using him that way. It kinda feels like that particular instant sorta sullied the character for some frankly…

If we do get Ratchet back in particular, since we have Steve Blum reprising Starscream, I say let’s get Jeffery Combs to reprise Ratchet. Drift I’m not sure. It’s easy for me to say Eric Bauza should return, but maybe there’s a better alternative for a potential EarthSpark Drift.

I don’t think you can really do the proposed plot anymore since that ship has sailed, but there’s a role for Ratchet and Drift, just not as a couple. Ideally, just make a new couple. Gears having a boyfriend would be funny, someone who can see through his sourball antics, or give Pipes an aquatic mode boyfriend he was wanting. -checks- Hmm I dunno have it be Pipes and Waverider, that could be fun.

[decepti-thots]

CAN you do a cursed au for taraprowl? I feel like their canon deal is already so cursed, but I’d love to see how you’d make it extra cursed

ah, but Cursed is a... it's a vibe anon. it's more than just 'disaster town, population: these two'. you know. cursed is like. it's when you happily take your OTP down to the dumpster. you know it when you see it.

anyway the most cursed thing you can do to taraprowl is just make them a 100% mundane human AU imo. prowl had a bad breakup with his ex and rebounded with a weird creep he met at some divebar whose apartment is full of heinous looking DIY experiments on what are probably animal tissue samples. probably. mesothulas thinks they are dating and prowl thinks they are. not that. but he does keep going round. prowl's superiors at some point fired him for some charge of misconduct prowl insists was fabricated and he started doing "consulting work" of varying legitimacy instead, which mesothulas keeps helping with because he's very (alarmingly) good at stealing personal information from people and adores prowl so will do this on demand. prowl is also routinely sleeping on mesothulas' couch because he can no longer make rent and has no other friends, so now mesothulas thinks they're basically married. eventually they're going to fall out and prowl is going to try and deal with all the dirt mesothulas has on him by burning his flat down. ...god do they have a KID at that point. oh boy. anyway i just remembered i have an unrelated discord chat for this jkfhjfds

mesothulas is going to deal with this by doing identity theft and faking his death and starting some sort of esoteric online microcult that ruins roadbuster and hubcap's lives. prowl is going to deal with this by trying to get kup, the closest thing he has to a dad, to deal with uh. well you see he has this baby. don't ask how he got a baby. could you maybe look after the baby please. see? cursed.

[pleasantspark]

Welcome To My Blog!

For starters, hello, my name is Orion, I go by many handles, 16xOrion, PleasantSpark and sometimes just Orion. I make content for Welcome Home, Sims, DDLC, Mega Man, Hazbin Hotel, Transformers... You get it all, but mainly I am fixated on DBZ.

Things You Should Know About Me

I own Over 9000 AUs, I own a fair share of OCs, and well. I have a personal artist who does not want to be credited (Mainly because they are and I quote "A Child" (They are 13) and they don't want to be out there.))

My favorite things are somewhat mixed bag.

I also use AI ART AS A TOOL.

DNI If You...

I am finna get hate but please DNI if you're a Minor (This falls under only this Tumblr bc I am mostly SFW on other platforms Minus A03, Wattpad... On Discord I am FULLY SFW).

Do not Interact if ur a Proshipper (I don't have issues with y'all its just I don't want to interact with people and get the other side pissy at me, bc I don't take sides.)

DNI if you're a bigot, Racist, Transphobe, Homophobe...

AND REMEMBER.

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Selfshipping Info

I licherally forgor to share shit.

Romantic Husk - Hazbin Hotel (Shipped with my Self Insert Nyx) Husk/Angel Dusk - Hazbin Hotel (Shipped with my Male Self Insert Moon) Beerus - DBZ/DBS (Shipped with my Self Insert Chi/Chiara) - Married Whis - DBS/DBZ (Shipped with my Self Insert Athena/G.O.D. Brandi) - Married Alastor - Hazbin Hotel (Shipped with my Self Insert Pandora Morningstar) - Married Adam - Hazbin Hotel (Shipped with my Self Insert Nyx) - Formerly Married (In Left Behind) Liquiir - DBZ/DBS (Shipped with my Self Insert Kuras [Sister of Beerus and Champa, all are triplets]) - Mates The Main Six (Rung, Rodimus Prime, Skids, Swerve, Kup, Whirl) - Transformers MTMTE (Polyship, Shipped with my Self Insert Comet) - Sparkbonded Goku - DBZ/DBS (Shipped with my Self Insert May, Only in selective versions oi an AU) - MARRIED, FUCK YOU CHI CHI Yamcha - DBZ/DBS (Shipped with my Self Insert Goki [Goku's Twin Sister]) - Married Vegeta - DBZ/DBS (Shipped with my Self Insert Calypso Briefs (Twin sister of Bulma) - Married Zamasu/Goku Black - DBZ/DBZ (Shipped with my Self Inserts Maru/Goki Black respectively) - Married, semi Polycule Hit - DBS (Shipped with my Self Insert Colbat [Beerus and Champa's DAUGHTER?! Yeah, Colbat's Mom cheated on Beerus and ended up going with Champa and they are unsure who the father is.]) Grand Priest/Whis/Vados/Mohito/Kusu/Sour/Camparri/Cognac/Cukatail/Kusu/Marcerta/Martinu/Merus - DBS [Polyship, All Relationships a LOOONG V shaped. None of them are dating each other, only me.) - MARRIED (Wait how does that work? I dunno.) Grand Priest - DBS (Shipped with my Self Insert Angel) - MARRIED Android 16 - DBZ (AU where he didn't die, bc fuck canon, shipped with my self insert Orion) - MARRIED Fu - DBS/XV2/DBH (Shipped with my Demon Self Insert Echo) - MARRIED Alan Orion/John Doe/Alastor/Zamasu/Caine/Jack Walten/Jax/Astarion/Monika/Mateo/Ford/Wally Darling/Peter - My Dear Hatchet Man, John Doe, Hazbin Hotel, Dragon Ball Super, The Amazing Digital Circus, The Walten Files, Buldar's Gate 3, Doki Doki Literture Club, Steampunkochi, Welcome Home, Your Boyfriend (Shipped with my Isekai'd Yandere AU Protag, Orion) - MARRIED? Shinzu - OC? Canon Character? DBZ/DBS (Shipped with my Kai Self Insert Aura, alternatively with Beerus and Chi) - MARRIED Jack Walten - The Walten Files (Shipped with my Self Insert Orion Walten) - MARRIED Frieza - DBZ/DBS (Shipped with my Self Insert Frostbyte [Female Freiza Race, Often but mainly May my Saiyan OC.) (There's probably OVER 9000 others but too lazy) (Expect a Caard soon. Or a website.) Familial Liquiir and I's Kits - Children Chocolate & Ankho - Beerus' and I's Children Gohan, Goten, Gine the II, Goki The II, Goshin - Goku and I's Children Rose - Adoptive Daughter Fizz & Deni - OC and I's Twin Children King Vegeta, Vegeta, Tarble, Queen Salz (Mother of Vegeta, May and Tarble) - May/My Family Raditz & Goki - Sibling In Laws Bardock & Gine - Parent In Laws Calypso & Bulma - Sibling in Laws Trunks & Bulla - Nibling in Laws Yamcha Jr, Cody, Miracle, Goku The II - Nibling In Laws Matt - Grand-Son Android 16 (May) - Son in Law Whis (Orion) - Adoptive Father Kuriza & Hale (May) - Sons Champa & Beerus (Kuras) - Twin Older Brothers (I am the triplet younger sister)

[artsy-hobbitses]

So do the Autobots or Decpticon have like small teams reunions or do certain people just stay in contact with each

The Autobots do have a three-day team reunion once a year at Alpha Trion’s restored estate! It’s just fun times all around and reminiscing about the time they spent together because for a decade, they were all brother and sisters-in-arms and shared their fears and despair and joy and hope with each other in these walls. Hell, they even kip in the same rooms they used to for sake of old days and friendships forged in fire. They all pitch in for dinner, talk about how they’re all doing (with offers to help for those finding it harder to adjust to post-war life than others), play team games and relax.

Outside of that, there’s splinter groups of (non-married/related) people close to each other who remain in more constant contact with each other including:

- Jazz, Prowl and Springer (Prowl and Springer visit Kup’s grave once a year with the remaining Wreckers)

- Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Hotrod and Ratchet.

- Chromia and Ironhide

- Alpha Trion, Rung and Optimus Prime

- Blaster and his crew

- Trailbreaker and Skids

- Sunstreaker and Drift

Decepticons don’t really do team reunions for. Obvious reasons.

But! Megatron is on good terms with Soundwave and crew; The Seeker Trio remain bros to the end, as do Soundwave’s crew.

[postapocalyptic-cryptic]

☔Is there a fic concept you have that you'd like to just explain and share because you're not sure you'll ever write it? If so, what is it?

man.... many such cases. Diving into the depths of my google drive and fishing out the pacific rim au. I'd be remiss not to summon @suborbitalrailgun to the scene bc I talked about so much of it with him.

If you haven't watched pacific rim, first of all, you should. Second, all you need to know is they're giant robots powered by friendship and teamwork.

This au was at one point so convoluted that I had drawn multiple timelines for it. Those notebooks are now lost to time (somewhere in this apartment but I will not go looking rn). Basically, the Cons and Bots are two of the only remaining large governments on post-apocalyptic (not me) earth. They aren't enemies, per se, but they don't always see eye to eye when it comes to dealing with the kaiju.

There are all kinds of sub-stories, but I'll just pick out my favorite characters and give you a rundown of what they're doing. Also, it's mostly gender-bent bc I am a lesbian.

Red Alert (she/her): LOCCENT communications technician, partnered to Fort Max (jaeger pilot) and Cerebros (medic), ex-wife of Inferno (firefighter/emergency response)

Soundwave (they/them): LOCCENT communications technician, notoriously neutral after the Epic Decepticon Falling Out (long story). Ex-partner of Megatron, has two kids from that relationship (Rumble and Frenzy).

Prowl (she/her): Jaeger pilot and tactical genius. Married to Jazz (both of them are trying to draw Soundwave in after their defection, but they're oblivious), de facto parent of Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, actual absent mother to Springer (Taraprowl child, raised largely by Kup)

Alright I was gonna keep going but this essay is due in three hours so I must away

[slavic-world]

Summer solstice - celebration of the sun god Kupala

The night of June 21-22 is the most mystical time of the year, steeped in mystery and legend. On the shortest night of the year, light conquers darkness, a fern flower blooms in a dense forest and plants gain magical power.

The name Kupala has other meanings as well: In Sanskrit, kup means "to shine, to shine." Besides, in Old Slavic "kup" has a meaning - "white, bright". There is another version that the name of the god of the summer sun consists of two words, which in Sanskrit mean as follows: "ku" - "earth", "pala" - "protector", "preserving". Hence the assumption that the name Kupala means the one who protects the earth with his glowing power.

The peak of the summer solstice is June 21.

From this moment the gates of abundance open, the portal between all three worlds, a time of magic begins and new knowledge and insights can come to us, wishes are fulfilled. The energy of the sun allows us to be filled with power throughout the year.

In the morning at dawn dew and medicinal herbs are collected. During these days we can perform rituals with fire and water. Ideally, we can make a fire on the shore, then jump over it and go swimming right after.

WATER AND FIRE play an important role in the Kupala night. They symbolize the merging of feminine and masculine energies.

Water is a symbol of femininity and health, wisdom and love. Fire is a masculine principle, it offers the possibility of social realization and success.

According to tradition, however, a woman should light the fire, as she possesses the power of fertility. Games with singing, round dance and dances were held around the fire.

People jumped over the fire to purify themselves and get rid of diseases and negativity. Lovers held hands and tested their love by jumping over the fire: If they did not separate their hands, love would be long and strong.

HERBS are saturated with magical power. And collected on this day, they can work wonders - they heal, give strength, beauty and youth. It is especially worth collecting nettles and gentian. The first protects the whole year from problems and the second helps the single women to get married.

On the day of Kupala such strong energy streams go from the sun to the earth that it is impossible not to feel them at dawn with the first rays of the strongest days of the year, when there is a union with the universal rhythms.

May our intentions be pure and sublime, then they will surely receive the support of the summer sun god Kupala. On this day we meet the bright light of the Sun and are filled with its powerful force throughout the year to share with our fellow man and do good for the benefit of our family and for the benefit of all living beings!

[epoxyconfetti]

I was in college when this came out, but I was driving a VW Beetle at the time so, yeah. Didn't devastate me (pun intended) , but it was a bummer. I was vastly amused that they got famous and semi-famous actors to voice roles in the film.

Kup was the very recognizable voice of Lionel Stander, who played both gangsters and comic relief sidekicks in 40's movies, but was blacklisted in the 50s. When this movie came out, he was playing the chauffeur to the rich, married detective couple in Hart to Hart.

“Prepare for extermination!”

[solar4seekstron]

Wife

Y/N: I have a wife

Bumblebee: I didn’t know you’re married. Can I see her?

Shows picture in a locket you took from your chest. Kup softly sleeping with his helm on your chest and your cervo on the side of his helm.

Bumblebee: T-that’s a man.

Y/N: Yes……A man who is my wife.

You give a soft smile.

I NEED SOMEONE TO MAKE AN ANIMATIC OR COMIC OUT OF THIS WITH Y/N AND BEE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION!!!!

From my latest fic on IDW kup x reader.

I can imagine this took place after the fic of course so if anyone does this and Y/N doesn’t look like the way they do at the end of the fic before that CLANK CLANK scene! Then I know y’all ain’t reading mkay? Lol.

Anyway I hope you guys liked this. I really like the meme and I’ve been seeing it everywhere!!! I hope y’all are having a good rest of your day!!!!

Introduction Movie Oneshot Masterlist

[blubrown9637]

“Royal Family of the Primes!”

So here’s what I have so far!(WARNING IT'S LONG)

Elita and Optimus:

Optimus and Elita are married, the are Kings and Queens of Cybertron. Also cybertron is like this weird mix of both metal and plant life. Primes/Magnus are considered royalty in this au and have great power.

Before Optimus was a prime (aka Orion) he met Arial and instantly fell in love almost instantly, but didn’t know what kind of dark curse she had. Ariel at night would turn into Black arachnid (in this au most insect/insecticons are fairies) , she tried hiding this from Orion, But eventually he found out.

Orion however didn’t care and loved Ariel anyway which broke the curse that was placed on her. Late Orion is chosen and becomes prime, and also marries Ariel immediately afterwards.

Nautica x Rodimus:

Skip to a few years later.

The war between decepticons and autobots start. Decepticons are shape shifters, most of them shapeshift into dragons though. Ariel chooses to fight with Optimus and Magnus as a commander as well, this is how she gains the title of Elita one respectfully.

During this time Hot Rod is a knight under Optimus command as well. He is the adoptive son of Kup, and doesn’t know much of his past. During the war Hot Rod meet Nautica who is an engineer and overtime they both fall for each other.

Hot Rod however has to leave for war and promises Nautica he’d come back for her. On the Battlefield it is revealed that Hot Rod is chosen as a Prime and was related to Optimus. He accepts Hot Rod back as Rodimus prime and even kup as well.

Once Rodimus is coronated he immediately goes to find Nautica and marries her. They later have Undex(on accident of course).

Magnus and Rung:

Magnus and Rung where married before Optimus, but because he wasn’t chosen as a prime he couldn’t become king. No one thought he would ever marry considering his very serious demeanor, but Rung somehow got through it.

Magnus is usually always busy and so is Rung, so they didn’t have time to have children. Once they tried it’s revealed Rung can’t because of he’s sadly to old. Maybe one day they will get a Sparkling of their own…

Bumblebee :D

Bumblebee is a Halfling fairy born from both Elita and Optimus. After the war Elita wanted to have a child but feared it may not be possible. But primus blessed them with a Sparkling to there excitement(mostly Optimus).

Once bumblebee was born most bots were confused. Not only was he tiny,but he also had huge fairy wings. Elita came to the conclusion that because she was cursed, bumblebee somehow became a halfling and worried for her Sparklings safety.

But as Bumblebee grew so did his curiosity and magic. Bumblebee is very kind and Naive but he is by no means weak whatsoever(not magically at least). He has the strongest magic in cybertron, but would rather make friends than fight.

//Anyway that’s all I have so far, I haven’t even drawn Sentinel or Kup yet. Nor have I touched on how humans live on cybertron as well(there very few of them though). But I think I’m gonna Wait and draw them out! If you would like to input or leave an ask about my Fairytale Au I’m all ears! :D

this au was inspired by Rinnoc’s fairytale au! Please go check them out!

[artsy-hobbitses]

You mentioned that you have your win list of fursonas of the TTB cast? So do you mind sharing what Omar and Morgan furry self would be?

AUTOBOTS

Optimus: Simurgh (Cheating, basically a legendary cryptid but fits him very well considering his experience and the whole Matrix deal) OR Baluchistan black bear.

Minimus Ambus: Dhole

Jazz: Silver fox

Prowl: Tiger

HotRod: Jack Russell Terrier (See Ratchet: Not quite ready to fight god energy, but sure as hell ready to yark god's ear off)

Ironhide: Texas Longhorn

Ratchet: Wolverine (Needed prime "charged up and ready to fight god" energy)

Bumblebee: Hare (BUT FIRST THEY MUST CATCH YOU)

Mirage: Stag (Funnier still that he marries Hound)

Blurr: King Cheetah

Lambo Twins: Stallions

Kup: Snow Leopard

Whirl: Shoebill or Maribou stork

Windblade: Secretary Bird or Japanese crane

Drift: Hokkaido-inu or Hokkaido wolf

Strongarm: German Shepherd

Chromia: Lioness

Lightbright: Nightingale or Muntjac doe

Blaster: White Bellbird or Bulldog bat

Alpha Trion: Markhor

Megatron: Ovcharka dog

Shockwave: Peacock (as a Senator)

Starscream: Caracal or Peregrine falcon

Skywarp: Saker Falcon

Thundercracker: Ibizian hound or Spanish Imperial Eagle

Soundwave: Fruit Bat

Barricade: Pit Bull

[angrenwen]

"Zefram was an earthling

Vesht Zefram Terrasu

Zefram was (an) Earthling

Who built a ship of steel

torval pishek-hali.

(he) built a steel-ship

He learned the science of warp speed

Vesht fai-tor tchas-ek'tal

(He) knew warp-science

And all the Vulcans cheered

heh sanoi n'Vuhlkantra.

and (he) pleased Vulcankind.

And down to Earth went Solkar

Heh Solkar en'le na'Terra

And Solkar (went) downward to Earth

Oh he, of little taste

Wa vesht tomayet thal

(His) ethics (were) really loose

To accept a handshake

Vesht estuhl el'rular

Hands touched

Just to greet the human race

goh na'shau komihntra.

Merely to greet humanity.

CHORUS: Oh, Solkar the slut

Oh, ritevan Solkar

Oh, the indecent Solkar

The slut, the slut, the slut

guv-tvi-rivak torsu

the fornicator

Oh, Solkar the slut

Oh, ritevan Solkar

Oh, the indecent Solkar

We all do what we must

Plathau n'bolaya

Needs (are being) fulfilled

Now, no Vulcan could blame him,

Kling kupi tenah ish-veh

Nobody could blame him

For being so uncouth

Na'nash-ritevan'es

for this indecency

Though he often described it

Vesht tcok'at n'ish-torai

(He) compared this action

As pulling out a tooth

na'saseshaya n'zud

to extracting (a) tooth

He did the necessary

Vesht tor bolayanik

(He) did the necessary

But we all know the truth

Fai-tor kanok-veh yeht'es

Everybody knows the truth

We know he quite enjoyed it

Wa'tishal ish-veh

He really liked (it)

For we saw him crack a smile

Boshal sanosh limuk

Pleasure filled (his) face

While many of his crewmates

Lu wehk nensular t'ish-veh

When many of his crewmates

Would meditate a whil

Gu-vam-bosh vesht kohl-tor

dutifully meditated,

He went to Zefram’s quarters

Hafal Solkar svi'ha-shal

Solkar remained in the quarters

And was gone for many hours

t'Zefram wehk v'hral

of Zefram (for) many (Vulcan) hours.

[CHORUS]

For the bond from just one handshake

Wa'nam-tor ritsuri

It is really unusual

To last two lifetimes long

ta tel t'wuh-esta

that the bond of a single touch

Is so unprecedented

Palesh-tor dah ha-kiv-wak

lasts two lifetimes

That I put it in a song

Ni pinkal nash-uralaya

So it earned this song

Although, I must believe him

Hi vun dva-tor n'ish-veh

However, (I) must believe him

As the records plainly show

fayei gluvau vipladau

because the record(s) show

That just one simple handshake

ta goh el'ru-hutaya

that just a handshake

Is enough to marry you

hiyel tel-tor ein-veh

(is) enough to bond someone [CHORUS]

Now, Solkar’s grandson, Sarek,

I'zahal-tor Sarek

Now, Sarek follows

He followed in his stead

Li-fal t'sa-mekh-al

the example of his grandfather

As the first recorded Vulcan

wuh'rak fainu Vuhlkansu

the first known Vulcan

A human girl to wed

vi tel-tor ko-Terrasu

who bonds with a human woman

With no official handshake

Ri hutal el'rular

(They) did not shake hands

Lest our suspicions spread

ni kling dungi dva-tor

so nobody will believe

Of the rumours that a Pon Farr

N'varlar ta Pon Farr

the stories that Pon Farr

Sped the maiden to his bed

sahral ko-su na'sar-tak

sped the woman into (his) bed

Oh, Sarek, the slut, the slut, the slut, the slut

Oh, ritevan Sarek, guv-tvi-rivak torsu

Oh, the indecent Sarek, the fornicator

Oh, Sarek, the slut

Oh, ritevan Sarek,

Oh, the indecent Sarek

We all do what we must

Plathau n'bolaya

Needs (are being) fulfilled

Now on this ship,I see things

I'gla-tor n'vellar

Now I see things

Of which I cannot speak

if ri kup ashiv-tor

which I cannot repeat

For guests should never admit

be'hai'la svi'yel-hali

(I am a) guest on (this) starship

To having snuck a little peek

Ri kal-tor n'nash-veh nantau

I am not allowed to stare

A Vulcan and The Captain’s

Ta'hal kar-esta

(The) light touches (on the) arm

Knowing looks and brushing arms

T'Vuhlkansu eh Khart-lan

Of (the) Vulcan and (the) Captain

Is within regulation

k'svi pakhartayalar

(are) within regulations

But should make a Vulcan squirm

hi pahutau Vuhlkansu.

but (they) agitate (a) Vulcan.

And I reach a swift conclusion:

Pulau n'sahr-ul-wihka

I reach a quick hypothesis

This has all got out of hand

Ri kup tash-tor ring

(This) cannot be controlled at all

Thus, the legacy of Solkar:

Visak'a t'Solkar:

The legacy of Solkar:

Surely not what he had planned

Ri ki dotoran

(he) had not planned (this) Oh, Solkar the slut

Oh, ritevan Solkar

Oh, the indecent Solkar

The slut, the slut, the slut

guv-tvi-rivak torsu

the fornicator

Oh, Solkar the slut

Oh, ritevan Solkar

Oh, the indecent Solkar

His family can’t be stopped

Ri kup-pekhau n'nash-skan

This family cannot be stopped"

… This is how Sarek feels about Solkar & you cannot change my mind

[shattered-ass]

hals fan continuity rambles

optimus is heavily injured and is unable to be the leader he needs to be. of course this means that prowl, ironhide, and elita are all trying to fly this plane at once and theyre all constantly screaming at each other while trying to hide the fact that optimus is out of play from the cons

even though theyre all trying to lead the autobots at the same time they all also are trying to handle their own respective departments

elita is in charge of the wreckers (consisting of magnus, hot rod, arcee, springer, kup, bulkhead, whirl, rac and ruin. maybe ironfist. i love him)

prowl in in charge of special operations (jazz, mirage, rattrap, blurr, cliffjumper and depth charge)

ironhide is in charge of the arc team (sunstreaker, sideswipe, cheetor, blaster, chromia, windblade, etc. i don't have this one fully fleshed out yet ngl) the arc team is respected highly for being hand picked by optimus

the science team is lead by jetfire and the medical team is lead my ratchet, however both are spread out amongst multiple different teams and assigned based on expertise. theyre often switched out and reassigned based on how fatigued they are.

the arc team comes to earth bc yk. decepticon activity. u already know. they try to stay as under cover as possible until young married couple spike and carly witwicky stumble upon their ship while on a hiking trip. shenanigans ensue. ironhide decides that itd he smart to have people who know the planet well because these kids wont fucking leave them alone

the decepticon activity theyve been detecting was the cons special ops team trying to steal ancient human artifacts to sell to other aliens. yknow. for proffit. war aint free and theyre not relying on taxes here.

i ofc have more relating to the cons but. thats like. the start of the story in my mind. im rolling it around like a rubix cube

[blusteringoldfoolarchived]

“So, you going to make an honest mech out of Heatwave and marry him or what?”

Kup was drinking when he heard Kade, energon shot out of his mouth and nose. Sent into a coughing fit.

He snorts and wheezes trying to clear his vents. Kups huffs hard, "don't just spring that on me kid...primus.."