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Bro why do you keep insisting we try to disarm this genderbending trap? We literally mapped out this whole dungeon floor we can just walk around it...

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Give Prowl- an' anyone else who got some high grade in 'em- some bread and a cup o' energon the size o' their helms. Keep 'em from getting too hungover. When I was a kid, I used to sneak that stuff deliberately- those're the tricks that work with 'em that young.

New Year’s starting off with chaos.

Brainstorm somehow blew up another lab.

Swindle stole all the Monopoly money again.

We had to pull 3 pesticons out of Crucible’s mouth.

Jazz found the high grade, he thought it was syrup for candy and gave it to some of his friends.

Prowl’s wasted from it and the Constructicons are dragging him to “safety”.

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This is a post lesbians AND gay men can enjoy.

Dad why are you gay

because men.

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is this anything

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“Good evening, this is your captain speaking…um….do you guys promise you won’t get mad?”

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Why not? It's good for kids to see people in love.

Even if I'm not in love with anyone.

🦭🐱

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I'll watch over 'em. You go make sure that bot knows what he said didn't line up with what he meant.

Can someone watch over the twins? My dad’s busy and I just remembered what Bee said about Soundwave and I never properly confronted him about it.

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HELP

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Oh my!!! I'm so proud of them!!!!

Kup, the seekers you adopted have hit a huge milestone!

Bitstream, Hotlink and Sunstorm were all found participating in a seeker cuddle pile!!

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Oh, do yerself a favor, kid. Your racers may not be all they seem on the big TV- they pick the best things to show off. If he's meaner'n you expect, don't take it personal.

Is dragstrip excited too?

He won’t stop talking about how excited he is! His favorite racer is this really big guy, Motor-something or whatever, and he should be there tomorrow.

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That they lose the fluff after a while.

Allow me to be the first person to ask you a question now your box is open. Do you want a pet?

What's a pet?

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Those little guys'll last you at least 6, 7 years

Allow me to be the first person to ask you a question now your box is open. Do you want a pet?

What's a pet?

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Brainstorm: This project is so secret, even I don’t know what I’m doing.

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He was trying to help them. He didn't want me to take the beans. I had to teach him how to use lotion to help massage their beans so that he trusted me enough to tap 'em.

But it's worth it. All my babies that had beans to come off still have them, either on their person because they're little or in boxes because they're big.

What if we work on a way to Synthetically regenerate beans for those who lost them early? Synthetically not by synthetic energon but by science?

The beans would naturally fall off for most bots anyway, it wouldn’t do them much to give them new ones just to have them relive the losing them again trauma.

Just ask Springer, he lost all of them when he was young and as he grew up and his brothers started losing theirs, he panicked and tried to stop them from coming off by any means.

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Please reblog if YES so your followers will know!

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Hey, that sounds like that one Thrash. The one with the kid.

That is an impressive hoard, I've been told to stop hoarding demon children but it's not my fault they are so cute and need a loving parent

True true

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He'd be so proud o' you, Blue. He would love your family and want to show you it.

One of my earliest memories of my father was resting on his chassis as he sang me to sleep. So now I’ve been singing my little ones to sleep every chance I get.

I wish my dad was here so I could show him that he’s a grandpa now. He would love Rubble and Seaglass.