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[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Okay. You get home by dinner, okay?

Yay!

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Okay, so you're with her? And you don't have to tell me which one, but do you know if you are in one of the following locations:

A house belonging to a friend or loved one

A public library

A fire station

A public park

Yay!

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Anyone who tells you not to tell something to your parents is keeping a secret that could get you hurt. Or a surprise for the parents' birthday. Which is it?

Yay!

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Where is Badassitron??? I turned around to pour him some orange juice!!!

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

He's a stranger to you! Still a creepy old man!

I FOUND THEM!

@father-with-a-kup-of-fruit

A creepy old man was trying to tell them something about how it was their destiny to do something for him-

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Oh thank you so much, that's so... I don't like it when creepy old men do that.

I FOUND THEM!

@father-with-a-kup-of-fruit

A creepy old man was trying to tell them something about how it was their destiny to do something for him-

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

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[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

I'll build him a bedroom

I found the thing that made noise in the middle of the night.

It was the other me, he ate a bunch of dry pasta

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Oh the poor thing... approaching rapidly to fight Starscream over potential son

I found the thing that made noise in the middle of the night.

It was the other me, he ate a bunch of dry pasta

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Oh like he's that expensive. All you have to do is compliment his sleuthing and hand him a croissant and he's sucking you like a straw, no matter your gender.

I bring y'all more sillies

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Mine's got enough hostility in regular old him an' Dead End that I think this one'll be manageable. And hey, maybe he can help me figure out how to keep bugs outta my Astrotrain's room! I should build another one...

I found a very large titan who is bright pink and is pinning insects. I think he's my boy.

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Anything for a family in need!

@father-with-a-kup-of-fruit how do I get one of those stamps

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

I'll help you make one

@father-with-a-kup-of-fruit how do I get one of those stamps

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

I found a very large titan who is bright pink and is pinning insects. I think he's my boy.

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

I want another daughter! I want feral versions of my children to adopt!

New daughter acquired.

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Without me? 🥺

New daughter acquired.

[father-with-a-kup-of-fruit]

Godspeed, Ironhide

I got caught in the crossfire of those young Terrans in a game of paint ball.

I have now joined the opposite team.