#Mariah’s Revenge

[jjspina]

Looking for a thriller/suspense/mystery/crime/serial killer novel that you can’t put down?

[sailorsenshishitposter]

If I had a nickel for every time a character with silver hair used electromagnetic powers, I'd have two nickles.

Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[saucy-cake]

Black Mariah

Day 22 • MCR • Inktober

[blossommoonart]

Attempted one of the rarest and the most cracked ships for the first time (?)

What do you think their dynamic would be like? I'd feel they are on good terms, considering Kane as a Libra and Mao as a Leo, whom I believe to have a good compatibility 💙🩷

[llewnanith]

mariah voice Bro chill he’s married to both of us

[spiritunwilling]

Aaaand it's MCR time again. That time of the year

[sourb0i]

Whumptober: Day 18

Mariah knelt in the dust long after Jane and her gang had left. The wind carried with it the smell of blood and charred meat. Apart from the crackle of flames, Alamoosa was completely silent. Smoke and dust billowed around her, obscuring the burned-out buildings and corpses strewn across the street like Sofia’s dolls.

Mariah stirred. Sofia was back at the ranch, safe and far from the danger. Now, she raised her head. On the distant horizon, another black cloud smeared across the sky. It was coming from the direction of the ranch.

The horse she leaped onto wasn’t Partner, but she didn’t have time to go looking. She dug her spurs into its side, heedless of the blood she drew. The horse reared into a flat out gallop. She pressed herself low to its neck, eyes fixed on the horizon. Maybe it wasn’t anything. Maybe one of her cousins had knocked over a lantern into a hay bale, and even now they were putting it out and teasing the culprit. Maybe Sofia was waiting at the gate, pulling anxiously on her braids. Mariah prayed harder than she’d prayed for anything in her life, but she knew it her heart it wouldn’t mean anything. She’d told Annie to say at the house while she went to investigate the plume of smoke rising from the distant town. But now Annie was gone, along with Jane and her posse, and there was only one reason she would have left the ranch to begin with.

As she drew up to the gate, Mariah slowed. She could hardly breathe for the smoke and her heart in her throat. In the distance, horses screamed wildly. The stench of burning horseflesh filled her nose. But those weren’t what drew her attention.

There was a body lying in the road by the gate. It was small; a child’s body.  The body wore a frilly blue shirt and a pair of jeans, with one pant leg rolled higher than the other. Its feet were bare. It lay stretched out on its face, one arm trapped under its body.

Mariah dismounted and approached the body. Black braids were splayed wide on the other side of the head, sitting in a dark pool of blood. She dropped to her knees, and rolled the body over onto its back. Sofia’s blank eyes stared wide up at the sky. Between them was a jagged, dark, round hole.

The sound of grief started low in Mariah’s chest. There was no keeping it in. It built and built until it escaped her in a raw howl. Everyone was dead. Sofia was dead. The howl rose again, long and loud. There wasn’t anyone left to hear. Collapsing in on herself, Mariah’s chest hitched as the grief burst free. She clutched her sides and howled until nothing was left but a low keen. The wind tousled her hair in a poor facsimile of comfort.

At some point, she finally stood again. Her whole body felt numb, as though she was walking through some horrible dream. 

The entire house was nothing more than a heap of ash and blackened walls. Even now, fire licked out of the topmost windows. As Mariah rode up, something inside collapsed with a loud crackle. She dismounted, unable to take her eyes from the house. To do so would be to acknowledge the rest of it.

Bodies lay strewn about the porch and the yard. Most of them had bullets in their backs. There was Uncle Hector, and cousin Isacc, and Mirabel with her arm thrown protectively over little Gabriel. Mariah stared at the house for a long time, letting the tears run freely down her cheeks. She had no more breath to give her grief voice, but her lungs squeezed tight in her chest for the absence of it.

She didn’t remember finding the shovel. She didn’t remember driving the edge deep into the earth beneath the great cottonwood tree that stood at the back of the house. She didn’t remember digging until she couldn’t see the shovel in front of her; she didn’t remember finding a lantern and resuming the dig. She didn’t remember her hands swelling with blisters, or the sweat drenching her back, or the burning ache in her arms.

The first body she laid out was one of the stablehands, Charlie. He’d sat slumped in front of the burning barn doors with three holes in his chest and a pitchfork in his hands. Mariah lowered him gently into the hole, crossed herself, and then went to find the next body. 

In total, she dug two graves: one for the ranch hands, and one for her family. They spread out from under the cottonwood tree in opposite directions, protected by the expansive green branches. At the head of each grave she planted a cross made of charred wood. 

All that time, all that work, gave her plenty of time to think. In the blink of an eye, Jane Doe had taken everything from her. She’d taken Mariah’s home, her family, the woman she loved. If she’d been left with even one of those things, Mariah might have been able to rebuild. To move on with her life. But she had nothing left, except the pistol strapped to her hip. So she had only one path before her: Mariah would hunt Jane down, to the ends of the earth if needed, and make her pay.

[chiraltalkswrestlez]

Toni Storm unable to finish her revenge on Mariah May because she still loves her, even though Toni herself regularly twisted that love by ignoring and manipulating Mariah (while Mariah was in turn manipulating and using Toni), costing herself her championship. All while the third wheel in their relationship watched on.

[galaxy-brain-rasslin]

It's really great how the two biggest feuds in AEW, in terms of plot and/or presentation are:

Swerve Strickland and "Hangman" Adam Page. A literal blood feud between the demonstrably immoral and malicious face of the company, and a man focused on revenge to the point of obsessive madness.

"Timeless" Toni Storm and "The Glamour" Mariah May. Two bisexual women breaking up. This is also a blood feud. Both women are, in their own way, well into the depths of madness. This feels like heartbreak, and malice.

Both of these are great feuds.

Hangman and Swerve has the potential to be one of those "fight forever" rivalries. Swerve broke into Hangman's home, and threatened Hangman's child. Hangman has literally every reason to hate Swerve for as long as the both of them live (in kayfabe obviously). Beautiful shit. I could go on, but I gush about this all the time.

Toni and Mariah are amazing too. I don't know if it has (or should have) the staying power of Swerve/Hangman. But I love that it's 100% a breakup, without them outright saying "Mariah and Toni were dating." Toni outright said she loved Mariah this past Wednesday-- you could argue contextually what she meant, but come on, we all know. This isn't just a "Mariah turned heel" situation. Toni didn't throw herself through the window like Marty Jannetty. Toni *wept*, covered in blood. Mariah didn't just turn. She *betrayed* Toni. Seeing Mariah as this calm, calculated woman who did everything she could to earn Toni's trust and love and deliberately use that against her? I fucking love it. Seeing Toni become more "unstable", ready to kill Mariah? Beautiful.

Women should have more feuds where you're convinced one side is going to actually try to kill the other.

[popawritter12]

Amo tus escritos! Estaba buscando algo así desde hace mucho.

Quería preguntarte- ¿A qué yanderes les importaría tu consentimiento y a quienes no?

Si te hace sentir incómodx escribir algo así, puedes ignorarme.

Author's note: Anon, ¿puedo decirte que te amo?

ADORO ESTA IDEA, Y SIEMPRE LA QUISE HACER PERO NO ENCONTRABA UN BUEN CONTEXTO, PERO ¿EL CONSENTIMIENTO? DIOS QUE BUENA IDEA.

/english: Anon, can I tell you that I love you?

I LOVE THIS IDEA, AND I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO IT BUT I DIDN'T FIND A GOOD CONTEXT, BUT CONSENT? GOD WHAT A GOOD IDEA.

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Also, thank you so much for your very original request <3<3<3!!!

So, with your amazing idea, let me open a new series of posts that I have long needed to do.

It will be called

“In each situation, how would this Yandere react?”

In this case, let's start with 5 archetypes: -Is not interested in your consent. -It's important, but in an extreme case may not need it. -Thinks it is important only in sex. -Without your consent doesn't even touch you with a stick. -Does not understand what consent is

And, since you didn't specify which fandom, I'm going to list some of the ones I'm in! <3

Let's start with the soft.

Without your consent doesn't even touch you with a stick.

League of Legends

Alistar, Bardo, Blitzcrank, Braum, Ivern, Kalista, Kassadin, Maokai, Nautilus, Rakan, Shen, Soraka, Taric, Wukong, Yone, Karma.

Kengan Ashura

Yoshinari Karo, Haruo Kono, Jun Sekibayashi (<3<3), Mikazuchi Rei, Mokichi Robinson, Suekichi Kaneda, Agito Kanoh.

Stardew Valley

Krobus, Willy, Linus.

Team Fortress 2

Engineer.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Part 1: Erina, Jonathan Joestar, Speedwagon, William Zeppelin.

Part 2: Smokey, Wamu.

Part 3: Joseph Joestar

Part 4: Tonio, Reimi Sugimoto, Koichi,

Part 5: Doppio.

Part 6: Foo Fighters

Part 7:Lucy Steel.

Demon Slayer

Ozaki, Genya, Nezuko, Mitsuri, Tanjiro, Gyutaro, Gyomei, Tamayo and Yushiro

TMNT: MM

Mikey (<3) April.

Mortal Kombat 1

Liu Kang, Geras, Smoke, Baraka, Asharh,

Metal Gear Rising Revengeance

BladeWolf.

Thinks it is important only in sex

League of Legends

Akshan, Aphelios, Camille, Ekko, Ezreal, Darius, Hwei, Illaoi, K'sante, Leona, Nilah, Pantheon, Pyke, Riven, Ryze, Yoeick, Yasuo, Xhin Zhao, Sarah Fortune, Taliyah, Ornn, Tryndamere, Nami, Janna, Kai'sa, Kindred (sheep), Senna, Udyr, Varus, Garen, Lee Sin, Master Yi.

Kengan Ashura

Kaolan Wongsawat, Saw Paing Yoroizuka, Gensai Kuroki, Ryo Inaba, Seishu Akoya, Takeru Kiohzan, Jerry Tyson, Niko Tokita, Adam Dudley, Ren Nikaido, Takeshi Wakatsuki, Ryo Himuro, Marvelous Seki, and Ichiro Nakata.

Stardew Valley

Maru, Emily, Marnie, Sandy, Caroline, Harvey, Robin, Marlon, Rasmodius, Clint.

Team Fortress 2

Heavy, Scout, Soldier and Spy.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Part 2: Lisa Lisa, Joseph Joestar,

Part 3: Kakyoin, Avdol, N'doul, Mariah, Hol Horse.

Part 4: Shigechi, Jotaro, Okuyasu.

Part 5: Bucciarati, Giorno, Fugo, Risotto Nero, Pesci, Trish Una, Squalo, Tiziano

Part 6: Hermes, Weather Report.

Part 7. Gyro, Hot Pants, Funny Valentine, Pocoloco.

Demon Slayer

Giyu, Yorichi, Kyojuro, Urokodaki, Kanae, Kagaya Ubayashiki, Kanao, Muichiro, Obanai, Akaza, Sabito, Murata.

TMNT MM

Leonardo and Donatello.

Mortal Kombat 1

Kung Lao, Raiden, Syzoth, Johnny Cage, Kenshi, Sindel, Li Mei,

Metal Gear Rising

Armstrong, Boris, Sam, Raiden, Courtney, Kevin.

It is important, but in an extreme case could “forget” about it

League of Legends

Ahri, Akali, Azir, Caitlyn, Fiora, Irelia, Jarvan IV, Jayce, Kayle, Kayn, Morgana, Quinn, Rell, Sett, Shyvana, Sona, Swain, Sylas, Twisted Fate, Luxana, Vayne, Victor, Xayah, Zeri, Alune, Olaf, Seraphine, Ashe, Diana, Lucian, Nasus, Sivir, Talon.

Kengan Ashura

Cosmo Imai, Tokita Ohma, Muteba Gizenga, Sen Hatsumi, Naoya Ohkubo, Keizaro Sawada, Julius Reinhold, Sen Hatsumi,

Stardew Valley

Abigail, Alex, Elliot, Gunther, Haley, Leah, Kent, Jody, Penny, Sebastian, Sam and Shane.

Team Fortress 2

Demoman and Sniper.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Part 1: Straizo.

Part 2: Stroheim, Esidisi. Caesar Zeppelin

Part 3: Polnareff, Jotaro, Vanilla Ice.

Part 4: Josuke, Yuya Fungami, Rohan,

Part 5: Mista, Ghiaccio, Narancia, Abaccio, Prosciutto.

Part 6: Anasui, Jolyne, Pucci.

Part 7: Dio, Jhonny Joestar.

Demon Slayer

Zenitsu, Kokushibo, Sanemi, Uzui, Daki, Shinjuro.

TMNTMM

Raphael.

Mortal Kombat 1

Kitana, Mileena, Kuai Liang and Rain.

Metal Gear Rising Revengeance

Sundower, Moonson.

Is not interested in your consent

League of Legends

Aatrox, Bel'veth, Brand, Cassiopeia, Draven, Elise, Evelynn, Gangplank, Graves, Jhin, Katarina, KKhartus, Le Blanc, Lissandra, Mordekaiser, Nidalee, Quiyana, Renata Glasc, Renekton, Sejuani, Singed, Syndra, Thresh, Urgot, Vi, Virgo, Vladimir, Xerath, Zyra, Tham Kench, Malzahar.

Kengan Ashura

Karla Kure, Raian Kure, Setsuna Kiryu, Hajime Hanafusa and Yohei Bando.

Stardew Valley

Mr. Qi and Morris.

Team Fortress 2

Medic.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Part 1: Dio .

Part 2: Kars.

Part 3: Dio, Mariah, D'Arby,

Part 4: Yoshikage Kira, Yukako, Akira Otoishi,

Part 5: Cioccolata, Melone, Formaggio, Illuso.

Demon Slayer

Douma, Enmu, Muzan, Shinobu, Gyokko, Hantengu, Sekido, Karaku, Urogi, Zobakuten, Uzami, Nakime and Kaigaku,

TMNTMM

(none)

Mortal Kombat 1

Bi Han, Shao Kang, Quan Chi, Shang Tsung, Nitara, Reiko and Havik.

Metal Gear Rising Revengeance

Mistral

Don't know the concept of consent

League of Legends

Briar, Dr.Mundo, Galio, Gwen, Hecarim, Jinx, Lillia, Neeko, Orianna, Rek'sai, Rengar, Shaco, Sion, Skarner, Trundle, Vel'koz, Volibear, Warwick, Zac, Aurelion Sol.

Kengan Ashura

(none)

Stardew Valley

(none)

Team Fortress 2

(none)

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Part 2: Santana.

Part 4: Mikitaka.

Part 5:Secco.

Demon Slayer

Inosuke,

TMNTMM

(none)

Mortal Kombat 1

(none)

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CON ESTO TERMINAMOS

Fue hermoso, espero que les haya gustado leer esta pequeña lista salida d mi creatividad y del pedido de este anon ;)

/ english

WITH THIS WE END

It was beautiful, I hope you liked reading this little list from my creativity and this anon's request ;)

[jjspina]

Summer Reading for 18+!

[ultrainfinitepit]

Second batch of attacks and revenges for Art Fight. Artists under the cut.

[ Find me on Art Fight! ]

Demonina Lich belongs to Cosmicvoid143.

Harlow Stormender belongs to @chenkingart.

DeWitt belongs to Ellian.

Sallygale belongs to tenbirds.

Sgt. Siobahn Martin belongs to @claiborneart.

Antares belongs to @memento--moray.

Bandit Blue belongs to @yo-yo-yoshiko.

Caesnig belongs to Vassago.

Mariah belongs to HappilyWrathful.

Zipporah belongs to @wyrmzier.

[tisamustdie]

"Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge" lyrics 🫀

Lyrics masterlist

☆࿐ཽ༵༆༒𖤐༒༆࿐ཽ༵☆

"Can we pretend to leave, and then/ We'll meet again/ When both our cars collide?" Helena

☆࿐ཽ༵༆༒𖤐༒༆࿐ཽ༵☆

"(You're beautiful)" Give 'Em Hell, Kid

☆࿐ཽ༵༆༒𖤐༒༆࿐ཽ༵☆

"Well don't I look pretty walking down the street/ In the best damn dress I own?" Give 'Em Hell, Kid

☆࿐ཽ༵༆༒𖤐༒༆࿐ཽ༵☆

"What'd you call me?/ Well, there's no way I'm kissing that guy" Give 'Em Hell, Kid

☆࿐ཽ༵༆༒𖤐༒༆࿐ཽ༵☆

"He's not around, he's always looking at men/ Down by the pool, he doesn't have many friends/ As they are face down and bloated/ Snap a shot with the lens" To The End

☆࿐ཽ༵༆༒𖤐༒༆࿐ཽ༵☆

"You said you read me like a book/ But the pages are all torn and frayed now" I'm Not Okay (I promise)

☆࿐ཽ༵༆༒𖤐༒༆࿐ཽ༵☆

"And for the last night I lie/ Could I lie with you?" The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill you

☆࿐ཽ༵༆༒𖤐༒༆࿐ཽ༵☆

"Black is the kiss, the touch of the serpents son/ It ain't the mark or the scar that makes you one" Thank You for the Venom

☆࿐ཽ༵༆༒𖤐༒༆࿐ཽ༵☆

"The angels just cut out her tongue, call her black Mariah/ Would I lie to you? That girl's not right in the brain" Hang 'Em High

☆࿐ཽ༵༆༒𖤐༒༆࿐ཽ༵☆

"This hole you put me in, wasn't deep enough/ And I'm crawlin' out right now/ You're running out of places to hide from me" It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a Fucking Deathwish

☆࿐ཽ༵༆༒𖤐༒༆࿐ཽ༵☆

"Another knife in my hands, a stain that never comes off the sheets/ Clean me off, I'm so dirty, babe/ It ain't for the money and it sure as Hell ain't just for the fame/ It's for the bodies I claim and those" I Never Told You What I Do for a Living

☆࿐ཽ༵༆༒𖤐༒༆࿐ཽ༵☆

"Black skies, we'll douse ourselves/ In high explosive lies/ Just give us war-worn/ I've been calling you all week for my shotgun" Bury Me In Black

☆࿐ཽ༵༆༒𖤐༒༆࿐ཽ༵☆

"And what I'm going through/ Shot lip gloss through my veins" Bury Me In Black

☆࿐ཽ༵༆༒𖤐༒༆࿐ཽ༵☆

"I wanna see your eyes/ I wanna see what your insides may be like" Bury Me In Black

☆࿐ཽ༵༆༒𖤐༒༆࿐ཽ༵☆

"We hold in our hearts/ The sword and the faith/ Swelled up from the rainclouds/ Move like a wrath" Desert Song

[slippinninque]

🎤Songbird's Blues🐦

Shigeru Kimura x BlackFemReader

In which your cry is heard and admired.

warnings: none much, cursing, fluff, heartbroken!reader, long fic, prt 1

"God, what a racket that one is making..."

Shigeru didn't even answer as he took in the foreigner pouring her heart into every empty glass in the bar.

He supposed that it was only right for Saturday night. The young and heartbroken often frequented this little bar he'd meet his old friend at.

Over the years it got better with a renovation and then aged again, a variety of memories tucked between seasons and familiar faces.

Now he frequented to check in Kage, who's just entered retirement. Shigeru still kept his distance after his revenge, yes, but he could never turn away from his old friend. Who clearly needed more help acclimating than he originally thought.

Shigeru was teaching him, it was all in the little things. Taking your grandson to lunch, meeting your son for dinner, checking in on a friend over drinks.

Though Shigeru still proved to be a bigger fan of the karaoke machine that was installed a year prior than Kage.

"Ah, they're having barbeque tonight! Always goes good with beer, y'know!"

Kage chattered on happily as he lit his 2nd cigarette of the nigh tand Shigeru was glad to see his friend in better spirits than when he called earlier in the evening. His eyes wandered back to the stage as Kage flagged down a waitress.

She was pretty, very drunk and clearly heartbroken. The microphone stand was the only shoulder she had in the world from how she rambled on about finding a good song.

From this part of town, Shigeru would bet he and Kage were the only two who could understand her as she rambled on I'm English.

"You guys have a nice line up, I-I know alooot of songs but..." to "The Wakage Goutaru album? Alright, ya'll are cooking!"

She rambled on long enough that the mocking stares turned more and more irate. From the back corner of the VIP booth, a hand waved with purpose. A waitress was already stalking the stage as she waited for the right moment to intervene.

Through it all, the foreigner had no clue as her stumbling brought her further into the overhead light--illuminating her sad face. Shigeru hoped she would at least get a few more tears out before she was chased off...

"There-there's a song I wanna sing but you don' have it...Mariah Carey..." A small belch into the mic led a series of words that made no sense to Shigeru but got a laugh out of Kage.

/Each day of my life

I'm filled with all the joy I could find

You know that I

I'm not the desperate type /

Her voice swelled, loud and aching as she recalled the song. The waitress lingered before shrugging and returned to her patrons who now looked at the woman on stage with more curiosity. than annoyance.

Shigeru found himself leaning forward himself enraptured by her expression. He has never heard such a voice.

/ If there's one spark of hope

Left in my grasp

I'll hold it with both hands

It's worth the risk of burning

To have a second chance /

She started crying and when she wiped her face, the mic muffled and whined with a little feedback. It wasn't enough to dampen her, though as she put a balled fist to her heart,

/ No, no, no, no, no, no, I need you, baby

I still believe that we can be together

Whoa, oh, no, no, no, ooh

If we believe that true love never has to end

Then we must know that we will love again, mmm

Ohh /

She swayed on her feet as she appealed to blinding lights when there was a burst of commotion from the front of the bar.

"She's here! I found her!"

A trio of young adults--two men and a woman. While the woman stopped to apologized to management that gathered to spectate. The two men went to the stage and tried to coax the woman down.

"I know, I know, c'mon and let me get you down!"

"Hey--Down here! Ah, don't cry like that--come on down and let's have another drink, huh?"

She moved away from them and continued to sing, her voice ringing clear and mournfully,

/ I still believe

Someday you and me

Will find ourselves in love again

I had a dream

Someday you and me

Will find ourselves in love again /

Kage said something at the same time one of the coaxing men had enough. He picked her up and put her over his shoulder. Much to the amusement of the spectators, she continued singing.

The speakers held true even after the group hustled out of the bar, still trying to calm down their friend against the wireless microphone's impressive range.

All he could see in his mind was her beautiful, tear streaked face. Turned to in Shigeru's direction, desperately wanting to be seen by someone.

/ I miss your love /

The last words before the microphone fully spirited away. Shigeru thought it was a shame that he had no name for the voice that lingered in his ear, but focused on his friend once more....

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Featured song:

💜ending notes💜: I couldn't get this out of my head thanks to Bullet Train's amazing soundtrack! Definitely have a prt 2 brewing! Tell me what you think with a comment and like!! Thank you for reading!!! Also, the spicy is coming soon swear lmao

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[fencecollapsed]

☕cinderella's castle?

it's cute! I don't think it's particularly amazing, but it's plenty enjoyable. Bryce Charles does a fantastic job in the lead, her Ella is a great emotional center and she completely sells me on the character the whole way through. she's lovable and charming and you really feel for her despair. I appreciate a loving, kind-hearted character who's motivated by revenge and gets it, that's rad. Bryce kills it. other than her performance I think my favorite thing about it is the puppets, and set & costume design. they really put the budget to work and it's super cool!

the stepmother and stepsisters are fun, I think Putrice is a standout role for Mariah. she's been fairly typecast in a lot of the Hatchetfield stuff and I like seeing her get to do something really different. I like the Prince too djskfj, I totally get how his shtick can get old fast for some, and not every joke lands, BUT he's so silly and James is so relentlessly charismatic I can't help but like him! he did a little moonwalk in the ball scene, yknow. I'm sold

to share a gripe, I do think it suffers a bit from the curse of a few too many characters that end up having nothing to do. mainly Hop-A-Lot and Crumb are just kinda there. I get the sense that maybe in an earlier draft they were gonna play bigger roles but there ended up not being time djskfb they feel a little underutilized to me. they're still fun though

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

Since you mentioned you don’t mind Cinderella’s Castle spoilers, I thought I’d share a few tidbits since I saw it yesterday:

- Crumb is the single best little guy to ever exist

- Ella is very much motivated by revenge and justice. She is good and kind hearted but does not shy away from violence. Her character is empathetic and also very fierce, and Bryce’s portrayal of her is incredible

- The Prince’s humor is based solely on vulgar sex jokes and it’s hilarious

- The Prince’s aid, Tadius, hates him with a passion. That poor man is a long-suffering servant of the crown who only deserves good things (and may or may not commit treason at one point)

- The Stepmother and Stepsisters are absolutely hilarious and if they weren’t purely motivated by murdering and eating humans they’d be the best characters of the show (and honestly with Angela, Mariah, and Lauren playing them, they absolutely ARE the best)

- The Fairy Queen of Sweet Dreams is only in it for maybe ten minutes but she’s awesome in every sense of the word, she’s like a disco fairlytale eldritch being

- THE LIGHTING IS INCREDIBLE

- Considering the overall lighthearted tone and adult humor, the plot itself is very dark. One minute you’re laughing at a blowjob joke and the next you’re watching someone die

- The are a lot of intriguing lore implications that are very Hatchetfield-esque. Ella’s mother may not have been a witch but she definitely worshipped the Gods in very ancient, almost cult-like ways. There is more to this world than what is portrayed and discussed in the show and the deities of this universe are not pure good, omniscient angels. They are Gods and fully aware of their power

Honestly I could go on about every member of the cast and how amazing they did but some things are best left as surprises. You’ll love it!

ughhh it sounds so good i’m so excited