#Mari nolastname

[marinolastnamestan]

Mari + Text posts

[lesbianjackies]

posting these mari thoughts i had on here too bc i can’t stop thinking abt her like UGH

[lovestrucklovesickslut]

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Mariweekend day 3: In The Kitchen + a bonus for the sillies

[illbisexual]

Yellowjackets at a party Warnings: Gender neutral reader, swearing, mention of drugs/alcohol & smoking Pairings: lottie, van, taissa, Laura lee, mari, akilah, shauna, jackie, Natalie, misty x gn!reader Proofread: nope ! Note: in all of these reader and the char are together! I am not american so some of the terms may be wrong and I've never been drunk or drank an excessive amount of alcohol so this is probably inaccurate

Lottie

Cigarette and solo cup in one hand, other hand intertwined with your own

She drags you along when she talks to people

Arm round your shoulder CONSTANTLY

She makes you reapply her lipstick for her when it smudges off on her cup

She was at your house before the party helping you decide on an outfit

"I think you should wear this" and she proceeds to pull a shirt out of your closet you haven't wore since middle school "okay fuck off go sit down and be quiet"

Laura Lee

She wears the cutest looking outfits ever like omg

She has her arm wrapped around yours the entire time

Frowns if you even so much as sniff any of the beer n shit

She manages to get your guys' song blaring out the speakers

Proceeds to force you to dance with her and if you don't she frowns and goes to get one of the yellowjackets

Natalie

Oh shes right by the keg

You attempt to share drinks with her (however she drinks at least 3 quarters and then shoves the cup in your hand while she goes to get more)

Gets you to light her cigarette for her

She repeatedly puts her arm around your shoulder and pulls you into her side

Usually takes whatever drugs her friends have got

Can't walk in a straight line when its time to go home

Rubs her eyeliner into a huge smudge and looks like a raccoon

Mari

Shes the life of the party no questions asked

Spills atleast half of her drink because shes jumping around the place

Screams the lyrics to whatever songs playing as she twirls you around

Drags you to the bathroom with her so she can check her makeup and you just watch

This girl is always tripping over her feet I swear

Whenever she loses you she starts screaming like a banshee

"BABE??? WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU??" "MARI TURN AROUND." "oh! Whered you go?"

Stands outside the bathroom like a dog waiting for you whenever you go in

Akilah

Gets separated from you so easily like oh my gosh 😭

Shes there holding your hand when youre walking through a group one second and the next shes gone

You then spend the next couple of minutes searching for her

And shes usually over with one of the yellowjackets she had managed to find

"Oh, there you are. Took you long enough" with a smile whenever you walk over

You guys hold hands and spin in a circle like its a middle school dance

Misty

She made you help her with makeup before the party (if she wore any)

spent a while trying to decide on her hairstyle

When you guys get there she clings onto you like a koala bear

Sings out of key with you

She drags you over to find somewhere quiet to sit (granted there's no where super quiet but just one where there isn't a lot of people)

She always needs to have her eyes on you like omg

Jackie

Spends her time doing stupid shit with you

She routinely goes missing from your side

When she eventually returns she sometimes has shauna in tow

However, she always leaves for a reason and its to get gossip

"Babe you'll never guess what me and shauna just found out about.."

At the end of the night shes either spilled her drink on herself, you, or someone else

She somehow ALWAYS ends up losing a piece of jewellery whether its an earring, a ring, or a bracelet

Makes you search for it as she coaches you on where to look

Shauna

Gripping your hand because she doesn't like the fact randy is near you guys (she cannot STAND his ass as we all know)

She trips over herself and drops her cup

Picks it up and walks back to the keg with her head down in embarrassment

Gets gossip with Jackie and then reports back to you

When she drinks enough she starts laughing at EVERYTHING

"Name" "what?" and her ass bursts out giggling

She is so stewpid..

Van

The minute you guys get there her hand is wrapped around your wrist and shes dragging you to get a drink with her

Spends the night making stupid ass jokes

"Hey. 2 goldfish are in a tank together, and one turns to the other one," "..uh huh." "And it asks 'hey, do you know how to drive this thing?'"

She routinely breaks away from you to go say hi/chat with other people

Forces you to dance with her and she spins you around (however she doesnt really need to force you)

Makes you spin her around too

You guys go into the bathroom together and start throwing water at eachother

When you wait outside the bathroom for her she comes out with wet hands from washing them and pretends to sneeze before she shakes the water onto you

Before you guys leave she re-fills her cup for the road 😭

taissa

Endless yapping

Only time she shuts up is to have a drink

When you guys walk she holds your hand and swings your guys' arms 😭

Everytime she finishes a drink she flips the cup around and tries to land it upside down

Which she fails almost every single time

She makes you come with her to say hi to everyone (even if you don't know the person)

You have to make her dance with you but it doesn't take a lot of convincing

By the time its time to go her hair is all messed up and she's lost atleast one accessory (whether its the bandana she was wearing, a necklace, an earring, etc.)

Usually finds it within like a couple minute of searching

[ematthinker]

miss them already 💔 (it’s been 3 hours)

[1-jar-of-stars]

i made another uquiz 👐🏾

[thunderon]

for the record, i want mari to be the eighth survivor because i imagine she interacts with the other survivors a bit like gasoline interacts with a housefire. and i very much want to see these women get collectively worse

[thruthelookingmax]

was anyone gonna tell me shauna and mari are holding hands here or did i have to catch it by myself on my rewatch

[justratqueenthings]

I hope Mari's the last survivor and she's doing really well, like just having a fantastic life

[yellowjacketsfan101]

mari nosurname ifeellikethereshouldbeathirdbittohernamebutitdoesmtexistsoimjustgonnasaythisreallylongthinginstead, i love u

[peachykneesjellybees]

all i have to contribute to the yellowjackets fandom

[marinolastnamestan]

mari has the soul of a 43 year old white man

[lesbianjackies]

yellowjackets as tumblr text posts

[starstaiined]

Natalie: Have you guys seen Jackie?

Shauna: Yea, she was gazing through the window forlornly when the snow started

Mari: If it starts getting worse, we should probably let her back in

Natalie: ...

[illbisexual]

Silly girl Warnings: fem!reader Pairing: Mari x reader Proofread: nope :P Dedicated to: @nikkisawyer

The girls come barrelling into the locker room after another successful practice, laughing and talking loudly as they all head for their lockers. They separate into their own little groups, Shauna and Jackie over on one bench and a few of the other girls scattered around.

You head over to the mirror, crouching down in order to look at yourself in it. Yoh make a couple faces, look at your teeth and mess around with your hair until you hear a scoff of laughter and one of the girls come.

"Seriously, dork?" Mari asks as she leans down beside you, looking at you in the mirror.

"What? I'm having fun." You pout, and it causes the other girl to laugh as she looks at you. "Oh, yes, laugh it up, Mari." You roll your eyes, but you cant help the smile that appears on your lips.

"I see that smile, name. You can't hide the fact that you're seriously in love with me, y'know," Mari shrugs, turning away from the mirror. "You're still coming to my house to study, right?" She looks over at you for confirmation.

"Yeah, gotta get ready for that stupid french test." you grumble as you look over at her.

"Oh come on. Who doesn't love answering questions about how to say blonde hair in french?" Mari jokes, laughing. "Alright, I'll meet you out in the parking lot, yeah?" She claps you on the shoulder, smiling before heading to go grab her bag.

You stare at yourself in the mirror, before you go and join the rest of the girls by the lockers. You chat with them for a couple of minutes, before grabbing your bag and bidding your farewells, beginning to head out to the parking lot.

Its not that long before you spot Mari sitting on the curb, playing with her car keys.

"Mari!" You call out, and the other girl promptly whips her head around, smiling as she spots you.

"Took you long enough, name. Move your ass," she calls back, standing up as she starts running over to her car. You, of course, start running after her, almost dropping your bag in the process.

She throws her car door open, basically jumping into the car as she slams the door behind her, fumbling to lock the doors before you can get to the passenger door side on time. Which, she is successful at doing, as when you reach the door and go to open it; its locked.

You look at Mari through the window, as you bang on it, yelling at her to open the door. She simply responds with a cheeky smile and a "I CANT HEAR YOU!" with her hands clasped around her mouth.

When she does eventually open the door, you huff as you throw your bag into the back seat and settle in the passengers side, closing the door. You do your seat belt, clicking it in as you look over at Mari whos still smiling.

"Every single time." She snorts as she starts the car.

"Shut up and drive, please." You groan, closing your eyes as the sun glares in through the front windshield.

[swiftmotions]

CAN'T FUCKING STAND HIS FAKE ASS