#Marcus would not be very upset about being asked to move. he also thinks Hossan is the hottest person in the room

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Pabatcule incorrect quotes for no reason

I had this saved in one of my million .txt docs that I use for answering asks and they were too funny not to just post. From the incorrect quotes generator (which is not loading for me right now but I assume it still works):

A brief history of Marcus

Hossan: You look really stressed. Marcus: Haha, it’s the stress.

Gren, putting their hands over Marcus's eyes: Guess who! Marcus: It's either Gren or the cold, clammy hands of death. Gren, putting their hands away: It's Gren! Marcus: Dammit.

Pali: We’re kind of missing something guys. Umedes: Cohesion? Hossan: Teamwork? Yera: A general sense of what we’re doing? Gren: And Marcus is not here. Umedes: Oh, and that, yeah.

Yera and Gren: [making loud, shouty gorilla sounds at each other] Heith: ... Marcus, exasperatedly: We have a guest.

Assorted dynamics

Yera: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes? Gren: Making four accounts. Yera, tearing up: Really…?

Marcus: [dies] Yera: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months! Pali: Bullshit. One month. Umedes: Nah, half a month. Gren, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? MARCUS JUST DIED! Hossan, scratching chin in thought: One week.

Hossan, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

Gren: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo? Umedes: ICARUS?

Yera: Truth or dare? Pali: Dare. Yera: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room. Pali: Hey Marcus? Marcus, blushing: Yeah? Pali: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Hossan.

Yera: I give up. I am so tired. Umedes: Get the emergency supply! Gren: [carries Hossan and puts him in front of Yera] Hossan: [smiles] Yera: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

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