#Marc-Andre Fluery

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[jamesrrhodey]

The real question is will Dubas be brave enough, champion old men enough, and hate DeSmith enough to bring Marc-Andre Fleury home?

[kaysithekoolest]

Guys

What if instead of Marc-Andre Fluery, he was Marc-Andre 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 and was the exact same thing.

(Most goalie nesting behavior ever!!!! Also do you guys want a goalie nesting fic? I'm so tempted rn...)

[starrynet]

2. trade to a team I like, trade to a team I dislike, trade to a team I feel neutral about

for Marc-Andre Fluery, Wyatt Johnson and Sidney Crosby

oh this is tough!!

it feels like a crime to trade sid anywhere, but if I’m forced to, I’ll send him to the avs (a team I’m neutral about) so he can play with nate mackinnon

wyjo goes to the sharks (a team I like) so he can be reunited with ty <3

I’m only sending flower to a team I dislike because he’s the closest player to retirement out of the options here! I would probably send him to the panthers, because they seem like a fun team to be on as a goalie

[hockeygossipdaily]

I know this isn't exactly gossip but I'm actually curious about it.

In your opinion who are the top 5 most attractive/good looking players and the top 5 most attractive/good looking wags

Players (I’m biased on some of these):

Jamie Drysdale

Brandon Montour

Marc Andre Fluery

Kirby Dach/cole caufield

Quinn Hughes

Wags:

Tara

John Gibsons wife

Fluerys wife

Nicole

Krieders wife

[buttacake80]

SOME players actually do have wonderful marriages and genuinely love their families (Marc-Andre Fleury, TJ Oshie, Carey Price, Kris Letang, etc) and have no history of cheating (that *I* know of). But so many others act like immature egotistical fuck boys. Plus, they know if they were Average Joe Schmoe's working a 9 to 5, these Barbie knockoffs wouldn't give them the time of day.

Again. So true.

Of that list, I think I might put an asterisk next to Letang, but the others I agree with. I'd add Price to that list cuz there are rumors of a side baby with a cop. Just rumors. But when there is smoke, there tends to be fire.

One of my college friends is TJ Oshie's cousin. They are both from Warroad, and are connected through their Ojibwe/Chippewa heritage. I can't remember if he was enrolled or not, but I keep my hands still because of her. I am not a fan of his politics (unless it's changed recently).

But, Fluery. That's my King right there.

Y'all remember how the league ended special jersey nights, so Letang wore a mask honoring his Indigenous wife, then dared the fucking league to say something?

Now, that's a fucking good man, Savannah.

There are legitimate marriages in the NHL. I won't ever say that there aren't any.

I just recognize a lot of girlies may be looking at the WAG accounts and seeing only the perfectly curated lives they want you to see. Meanwhile, their husbands are cheating dogs, but they got brand deals, so it's all gravy.

[picked-off-by-barzal]

My corresponding Spotify Wrapped songs to my favorite hockey players from my top 100 year 3:

• 2 (Brendan Smith)- august by Taylor Swift

• 4 (Braden Schneider)- El Tango De Roxanne by Original Broadway Cast of Moulin Rouge! The Musical

• 6 (Erik Johnson)- my tears ricochet by Taylor Swift

• 7 (Jordan Eberle)- All I Wanted by Paramore

• 8 (Noah Dobson, Jacob Trouba)- ceilings by Lizzy McAlpine

• 10 (Vinni Littieri, Artemi Panarin)- The Archer by Taylor Swift

• 11 (Trevor Zegras)- You Don’t Go To Parties by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 13 (Mat Barzal, Kevin Hayes, Nico Hischier, Alexis Lafreniere)- Stick Season by Noah Kahan

• 15 (Cal Clutterbuck)- TEARS! by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 16 (Mitch Marner)- Evergreen (You Didn’t Deserve Me At All) by Omar Apollo

• 17 (Matt Martin, Tyson Jost)- Gilded Lily by Cults

• 19 (Matthew Tkachuk)- High by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 20 (Chris Kreider)- Graceland Too by Phoebe Bridgers

• 21 (Kyle Okposo)- The View Between Villages by Noah Kahan

• 22 (Cole Caufield, Kevin Fiala)- epiphany by Taylor Swift

• 24 (Scott Mayfield)- Waiting Room by Phoebe Bridgers

• 26 (Jimmy Vessey)- this is me trying by Taylor Swift

• 27 (Ryan McDonagh, Anders Lee)- Bleach by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 29 (Nathan MacKinnon, Leon Draisaitl, Marc-Andre Fluery, Brock Nelson)- Motion Sickness by Phoebe Bridgers

• 30 (Ilya Sorokin)- Out Of The Woods by Taylor Swift

• 31 (Igor Shesterkin)- Life On Mars? by David Bowie

• 36 (Mats Zuccarello)- I Know The End by Phoebe Bridgers

• 37 (Andrei Svechnikov)- Francesca by Hozier

• 40 (Semyon Varlamov)- Dial Drunk by Noah Kahan

• 43 (Quinn Hughes)- Twin Size Mattress by The Front Bottoms

• 53 (Casey Cizikas)- Starting Line by Luke Hemings

• 58 (Kris Letang)- Wildest Dreams (Taylor’s Version) by Taylor Swift

• 63 (Brad Marchand)- No Shame by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 72 (Anthony Beauvillier)- Strange by Celeste

• 75 (Ryan Reaves)- Jet Black Heart by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 76 (Brady Skjei)- Heroes by David Bowie

• 79 (K’Andre Miller)- Blender by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 87 (Sidney Crosby)- English Love Affair by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 88 (David Pastrnak)- I Wish I Never Met You by Babygirl

• 89 (Pavel Buchnevich)- If It Makes You Happy by Michael Cera Palin

• 91 (Tyler Seguin, Vladimir Taresenko, John Tavares)- Everything I Didn’t Say by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 93 (Mika Zibanejad)- Stay Together For The Kids by Blink-182

See you next year 🫶🫶

[crow-talks-hockey]

my favorite players from my teams + honorary mentions from not-my-teams :>

Colorado Avalanche (these are top 5 in order btw): Cale Makar, Gabriel Landeskog, Nathan MacKinnon, Mikko Rantanen, Erik Johnson/Pavel Francouz [bonus ones that are very close include Artturi Lehkonen and JT Compher, but then again I simply love all of them nearly equally]

Pittsburgh Penguins: Sidney Crosby, Kris Letang, Evengi Malkin, Tristan Jarry, Kasperi Kapanen [bonus includes Jason Zucker, Jake Guentzel, PO Joseph, Bryan Rust and you get the point I love my teams too much and I'm now realizing how difficult it is to rank them]

Carolina Hurricanes: Andrei Svechnikov, Sebastian Aho, Martin Necas, PYOTR KOCHETOV HE'S A CANE TO ME OK, Seth Jarvis, Brady Skjei/Frederick Anderson [I cannot even begin the list ok, just assume I love all of my boys <3]

Seattle Kraken: Andre Burakovsky, Matty Beniers, Morgan Geekie, Jared McCann, Vince Dunn [etc, etc, etc-]

not-my-teams honorable mentions:

Tampa Bay Lightning- Andrei Vasilevskiy, Steven Stamkos, Victor Hedman, Nikita Kucherov, Brayden Point (basically, I like Tampa except when we play them)

Minnesota Wild- MARC-ANDRE FLUERY WHO'S STILL A PEN IN MY EYES, Kirill Karpizov (this is another team I overall like just not rn cos of standings)

Toronto Maple Leafs- Mitchell Marner (aka Mitch bc who the hell calls him Mitchell honestly), Auston Matthews, William Nylander, John Tavares

Calgary Flames- NAZEM KADRIIII I MISS YOUUUUUU

Washington Capitals- DARCY KUEMPER I ALSO MISS YOU TOO, Alexander Ovechkin and Tom Wilson ish????, TJ Oshie, Sonny Milano

New Jersey Devils- Jack Hughes, Nico Hischier, etc since I also like quite a few of the guys over there even though I don't particularly like NJ

New York Rangers- Igor Shesterkin, Artemi Panarin, Mika Zibanejad

Vancouver Canucks- Quinn Hughes, Elias Pettersson

Edmonton Oilers- Connor McDavid (often debatable tbh idk where he stands for me), Leon Draisitl, Ryan Nugent-Hopkins

Buffalo Sabres- Tyson Jost, Rasmus Dahlin, Tage Thompson

New York Islanders- Matthew Barzal, Ilya Sorokin

Florida Panthers- Matthew Tkachuk

Ottowa Senators- Brady Tkachuk, Tim Stützle

others include Trevor Zegras, Dylan Larkin, Drew Doughty, Arber Xhekaj, David Pastrnak, Kevin Hayes, Carter Hart, Jason Robsertson, Jordan Kyrou (aka one of the only reasons I don't hate the Blues as much as Vegas), Erik Karlsson, and a few others but the point is that I have at least one players from literally every team except Vegas that I like :)

[goaliekisses]

aw chirping sid’s teeth

[kirill-kaprizovs-curls]

This is too cruel

[0b1wan]

Fluery wins! I’m not mad about it.

[bambina-daydreamer]

my bad jamie benn doesnt eat pussy!

JORDAN BINNINGTON? Mister punk ass who almost got fucked up by Marc Andre Fluery himself?

Bennington?? Mister I don't eat pussy himself??

[iwantahockeyhimbo]

don’t show me any of those bitches up close please msg <3

[hockeygossipdaily]

Who are your top five players not on your favorite team?

Tyler Toffoli

David Pastarnak

Quinn Hughes

Lukas Dostal

Marc Andre Fluery

[avengersaremyforte]

Marc Andre Flurey is Tyler’s own personal Anhemim

[honeysouthside]

Marc-Andre Fluery Lockscreen Edit

THIS IS MINE PLEASE DONT SAVE OR TAKE AS YOUR OWN