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revyn-moonfox · 2 days ago
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Here are some German ones:
Wer im Glashaus sitzt, sollte nicht mit steinen werfen = who sits in a glasshouse, shouldn't throw with rocks
Wer anderen eine Grube grÀbt fÀllt selbst hinein = who dicks a hole for other will fall in it themselfs
Du willst mir doch nen BĂ€ren aufbinden! = you want to bind a bear onto me
Es regnet wie aus KĂŒbeln = it rains out of buckets
Es ist nicht alles Gold was glÀnzt = not everything that shines is Gold
Das geht auf keine Kuhhaut = that comes on no cowskin / that won't go onto any cowskin
Auch ein blindes Huhn findet mal ein Korn = even a blind chicken will find a grain
Das schlÀgt dem fass den Boden aus = that punches the bottom out of the barrel
Hier siehts aus wie Kraut und RĂŒben = It looks like cabbage and beets
Einem geschenkten Gaul schaut man nicht ins maul = Don't look into the muzzle of a gifted horse
Pech im Spiel, GlĂŒck in der Liebe = misfortune in the game, luck in love
HÀtte, hÀtte, fahradkette = mayhabs, mayhabs, bicycle chain
Mal nicht gleich den teufel an die Wand = Don't paint the devil on the wall
"Das leben ist kein ponyhof" und "das leben ist kein zuckerschlecken" = "live is not a pony-farm" and "live is no sugar licking"
"... ist nicht das gelbe vom ei" = "...is not the yellow from the egg"
"In die Höhle des Löwen/BÀren" = "Into the cave of the Lion/Bear"
"Ist die Katze aus dem Haus, Tanzen die MĂ€use auf dem Tisch" = "If the cat is out of the house, the mice will dance on the table"
"Gebrannte kinder scheut das Feuer" = "burned Children are scared of fire"
"Er/sie hat den löffel abgegeben" = "they handed of the spoon"
"Er/sie schaut sich die raddisschen von unten an" = "they look at the radish from below"
"Reden ist silber, schweigen ist gold" = talking is silver, silence is gold"
"Zwei dumme ein Gedanke" = "Two idiots, one thought"
"Wenn zwei sich streiten, freut sich der dritte" = "if two are arguing, the third one is happy"
"Wer einmal lĂŒgt, dem glaubt man nicht" = "who lies once, will not be believed (again)"
"Steter tropfen höhlt den stein" = "constant droplets hollow the stone"
"Du sollst den tag nicht vor dem Abend loben" = "You're not supposed to praise the day, before the evening has come"
"Wer zuletzt lacht, lacht am besten" = "who laughs last, laughs the best"
"Das kannst du dir abschminken!" Is actually kind of hard to translate, because "abschminken" is removing make-up. Word for word this would be "That can you you remove make-up" which really makes absolutely no sence, whatsoever. "You can remove your make-up for that", doesn't quite capture the saying, even tho it's close. The saying basically means "no way" or "you can forget that!"
"Ich versteh nur bahnhof" = "I only understand trainstation"
"Da wird ja der Hund in der pfanne verrĂŒckt" = "the dig goes crazy in the pan"
"Ich glaub mein Schwein pfeift" = "I think my pig is whistling"
"Ich glaub ich spinne" = "I think I spider" or, actually "I think I spin" or "I think I weave" (basically means "I think I'm crazy" said when you perceive something you don't believe)
"Rom wurde nicht an einen Tag gebaut" = "Rome wasn't build in a day"
"Das hat Hand und Fuß" = "that has hand and leg"
"Der ist ja noch nicht mal ganz grĂŒn hinter den ohren" = "he isn't even quite green behind the ears"
"FrĂŒh ĂŒbt sich wer ein meister werden will" = "early practice if you wanna be a master"
"Ich fress nen besen" = "I eat a broom"
"Ich glaub mich tritt ein pferd" = "I think a horse is kicking me"
"Da lachen ja die hĂŒhner" = "the chickens/hens laugh at that"
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Well this was fun, but it's late.
I learned that German has a bunch of ways of saying that one thinks their going crazy or doesn't believe something.
Welp, goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite.
Please give me more Sayings in your native language
"My first language has a perfect saying for this, but it doesn't make sense in english :("
Say it anyway! You don't owe them perfect clarity. Be profoundly cryptic, speak in riddles, make them ponder what the fuck you meant by that. The anglos, like porridge, must sometimes be stirred, so they don't burn stuck on the bottom of the pot.
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archiveikemen · 1 day ago
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"Dark If" Story Event: Chapter 1
Ellis Twilight
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Victor: Miss Kate. The ability to create the ultimate happy ending lies in your hands. — Now, off into the twisted fairytale world you go. 


When I woke up, I found myself in a room inside a lavish castle. 
(Uhh
 right, I’m the “princess” of this country.)
(... Huh? Why do I have memories of that?) 
Memories of being raised as the princess of this kingdom slowly came back to me. 
(It feels as though I have two sets of memories. One from living in this world, and one from another world.) 
Yet, strangely, both felt like they were indeed “mine”. 
King: 
 Are you awake, Kate?
Kate: Good morning, Father. 
After a knock, my father entered the room looking concerned. 
King: With only a few months left until that wicked fairy’s prophecy is set to come true
 I can’t be at peace without personally ascertaining your safety every morning. 
I was born as the princess of this country and spent my life living a sheltered life within the castle’s walls.
The reason for that was— a curse. 
The fairy who placed the curse on me said, “in 10 years time, the curse will take effect when she pricks her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel”. 
— Without any explanation, he returned to his castle hidden deep in the mountains. 
In response, my parents gathered every last spinning wheel in the country and destroyed them. They relocated those working in the textile industry to state-run factories, and I wasn't allowed anywhere near them. 
Kate: If the curse takes effect, I’ll fall into a deep slumber for 100 years
 right?
I muttered based on my memories, and my father nodded with tears welling up in his eyes once more. 
(A cursed spinning wheel
 the world I strayed into must be the story of “The Thorn PrincessÂč”.)
Âč “The Thorn Princess” is also commonly known as “Sleeping Beauty”. 
(If I go along with the original plot, it’d probably be better to fall into a deep sleep because of the curse, but
)
The man who introduced himself as Victor said that there was “something missing” in this twisted fairytale world.
If I fall asleep before I find it— I won’t be able to look for it for the next 100 years.
(First things first, I need to break this curse to give myself more time to find it!)
Kate: I’m going to ask that fairy to break the curse. 
King: W-what!? Absolutely not!! 
Kate: You can assign a few guards to escort me. 
King: Even the royal guards fear him! I’ve sent people to assassinate him several times, and all of them returned in a dreadful state
! 
Kate: Then I’ll go alone. Don’t worry, I can sniff out dangerous places from my experience as a mail carrier. 
King: Mail carrier? H-hey, hold on—! 


(While I did say I’d go alone
 it’s still better to be as well-prepared as possible.)
After dodging my panicking father and the royal guards, I made my way to a mercenary recruitment place in the castle town. 
Kate: I’d like to hire a bodyguard for my journey
 
Since there was a real chance of encountering wild beasts or bandits on my way to the fairy’s castle, I decided to use part of my allowance I had been secretly saving and hire someone to protect me. 
However—
Long-Faced Mercenary: Go to the fairy’s castle!? You’d need more than one life to make it there alive! 
One-Eyed Mercenary: No way, not doing it! I’ll never go anywhere near that terrifying guy ever again! 
— The last person I spoke to fainted the moment the word “fairy” left my mouth, his eyes rolling back in fear. 
(It’s just as Father said, the fairy is greatly feared
)
(Looks like it can’t be helped
 I’ll just go alone.)
???: Is it true that you want to go to the fairy’s castle? 
???: If that’s what you wish for
 I’ll be your bodyguard. 
I looked up when I heard the voice making the timely offer and saw a young man standing there. 
Receptionist: You’re in luck, miss. That guy’s a skilled assassin. 
Receptionist: Once he’s targeted someone, he latches onto them like thorny vines, that's why he’s called “Ellis the Briar”. 
The receptionist, a young man with mint-coloured eyes, politely introduced him. 
The fee he quoted in a low voice was an amount I could afford with my savings. 
Ellis the Briar: I only take on jobs from here every now and then, so I didn't know I had a nickname. 
Kate: Umm, mister
 Ellis the Briar?
Ellis the Briar: Just “Ellis” will do. 
After being rejected by many people, Ellis’ offer to be my bodyguard made him look like a knight in shining armour. 
Kate: Thank you so much for accepting my request. 
Kate: But
 are you not afraid of the fairy, Ellis?
Unlike the other mercenaries who fled at the mention of the fairy, this relaxed young man seemed unfazed. 
I was a little worried that he might not understand the weight of the situation he volunteered to be involved in. 
Ellis: I’ve been burned, frozen, stabbed, and slashed countless times by that fairy.
Ellis: If there’s anyone here who knows exactly how dangerous he is, that’d be me. 
Kate: What!? You were burnt— are you alright?
Ellis: Yeah. I can't die, and I’m not afraid, so I’m okay. 
(In a strange world where even fairies exist, not dying might be possible too
 I guess?) 
Ellis: If the journey will lead to your happiness, I’ll go with you.
Kate: A-alright. I’ll be counting on you, Ellis! 
Ellis: Fufu
 you don’t need to be formal with me.
Ellis: You can relax and speak casually. We’re friends, after all.
(Friends!? Since when
?)
I was a little confused, but the young man’s smile carried not a single hint of malice. 
(He’s probably just the kind of person to want to close up the distance between himself and others quickly
) 
Kate: Okay
 got it. 


— And so, I embarked on my journey with Ellis, who had a mysterious presence. 
There were two paths leading to the fairy’s ancient castle.
One was a horrible half-day route, while the other was a three-day walk on flat ground. 
Ellis suggested the easier route, taking into consideration my limited stamina as someone who lived a sheltered life. 
— On the second night. 
Our journey was progressing smoothly, but I found myself having trouble sleeping. 
Ellis: Can’t sleep?
Kate: Yeah
 I know I should rest, especially since we’ll arrive at the castle tomorrow. But

Ellis: Kate, can you come over here? 
Kate: 
?
I had come to trust Ellis after all the countless times he had helped me during this short journey, and so I unhesitatingly moved closer. 
Suddenly, he pulled me by my arm and I fell on top of him. 
Ellis: It’s hard to fall asleep on the hard ground, isn't it? You can rest on me instead. 
Kate: B-but, then you wouldn't be able to sleep with me weighing down on you
 
Ellis: You’re light as a feather, so it’s okay. Go on, you can sleep. 
I tried moving away, but Ellis held me close and wouldn't let go. 
Kate: You’re being so kind to me because I hired you
 
Ellis: Am I? Maybe I’m being this kind only because it's you, Kate. 
Kate: 

Thump. Thump. My heart was pounding loudly, but

As I leaned my head against Ellis’ chest, I realised that I didn’t hear his heart pounding. 
(... Am I the only one who feels this way?) 
A strange unease crept up to me, but I started feeling drowsy as Ellis gently rubbed my back in a soothing manner.
Ellis: 
 Why do you want to meet the fairy? 
Kate: I want him
 to break my curse

Ellis: I see
 
Hearing Ellis’ tender voice, my eyelids slowly grew heavy. 
(Ellis took care of everything for me throughout this journey
) 
(I must give him a big reward and properly thank him once this is over
)
(Oh. But
 I feel lonely thinking we’ll be parting ways.)  
While such thoughts crossed my mind, making me doze off
 I drifted off to sleep on Ellis.
And because I was asleep, I didn’t hear the words Ellis spoke as he watched me. 
Ellis: So you want the fairy to break the curse

Ellis: That means your feelings haven't changed since “back then”. 
 I’m so glad. 
Even as Ellis slowly wrapped his hand around my neck, I didn't wake. 
Ellis: 
 I want to kill you as soon as possible. 


I was able to get a good night’s rest thanks to Ellis, and we finally arrived in front of the fairy’s castle. 
However, the path leading up to its doors was overgrown with briar, as though rejecting all visitors coming from the outside. 
Ellis: We can’t pass here, let’s go around. 
Kate: Yeah
 oh, can you wait for a quick moment? 
Ellis: What’s the matter? 
Kate: There’s a little bird trapped in the briar and can’t get out
 
I crouched down next to the briar and while being careful not to get pricked, created an opening for the little bird. 
It then quickly escaped and flew away. 
Kate: Had it stayed trapped in there, it might've died. I’m glad I could save it

Ellis: 
 Indeed. 
Ellis: Giving even a little bird the choice of where and when it wants to die must make it feel happier, doesn't it? 
Ellis: You’re very kind for allowing it to choose how to die, Kate. 
(That wasn’t why I saved the bird, but
)
(... Ellis certainly has a strange way of thinking about things.) 
I felt a little uncomfortable, but decided not to dwell on it and continue our detour towards the fairy’s castle. 


Kate: E-excuse me
 I’m here to seek help with breaking a curse.
Kate: Is the fairy home
? 
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???: I am, but I ain't breakin' the curse.
The man who appeared was much younger than I had expected. 
Ellis: Jude, I’m back. 
Ellis: Let me introduce you, Kate. This is Jude, the fairy.
Kate: 
? Hang on a second

Kate: Why did you say that you're “back”? What's the relationship between you two
? 
Ellis: I’ve been working as Jude’s assistant for many years now. 
Ellis: When Jude isn’t busy, I sometimes find work at the mercenary recruitment place to keep my skills sharp. 
Kate: What
 did you say

Kate: Ellis. You offered to protect me on this journey, helped me so much throughout, and I trusted you
 
Kate: Now you’re telling me that you’re an underling of the fairy who cursed me
!? 
Ellis: Rather than an “underling”, I’d say we have more of a contractual relationship. 
Ellis confirmed it like it was no big deal.
(Ellis had ties with the fairy way before I did
) 
(We travelled together and I thought of him as a reliable companion
 were those all one-sided on my part?) 
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Ellis: What’s wrong, Kate? You don’t look so good

Ellis extended a hand towards me in concern, which I reflexively brushed away. 
Kate: 
 I-I’m sorry. 
Kate: I
 need to go outside to cool my head. 
Overwhelmed by all that just happened within moments, my heart felt like it was on the verge of shattering. 
I excused myself and wanted to leave the castle, but the fairy didn’t allow me to. 
Jude the Fairy: Ya had a reason for comin' here, didn't ya? Guests oughta stay in the guest room.
Kate: What.
— Jude grabbed my arm and roughly shoved me into the guest without further discussion.
Now that Kate was locked away, the hall went silent once more.
By now, Kate was most likely being served warm tea and snacks in the magical guest room. 
Jude: 
 Ellis. Ya don’t understand human feelings at all, do ya? 
Jude: If she finds out that her bodyguard, whom she saw as a friend, actually has a contract with the exact fairy who cursed her, she’ll feel betrayed. 
Ellis: Is that so

Ellis: It’s been five years since I became human, and yet there’s still so much I don’t know. 
Jude: It’s “only” been five years.
Ellis: For us, it’s “already” been five years.
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Ellis: All I want is to make Kate happy
 human emotions are so hard to understand. 
Jude: 
 
Jude clicked his tongue in annoyance, not bothering to hide his irritation with Ellis’ non-human mindset. 
He then picked up a sword and slashed at Ellis without hesitation.
— However, Ellis didn't even flinch. Despite being cut, he didn't bleed and was perfectly calm. 
Ellis: 
 It’s pointless no matter how many times you try, Jude. 
The wound Jude inflicted on Ellis healed on its own, returning his body to how it was before. 
Ellis: As long as Kate doesn't find happiness, I won’t die.
Ellis: Regardless of whether I’m burned, frozen, stabbed, or slashed

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anitalianfrie · 11 hours ago
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Bez for SkyIta's segment "Italian Job" (2017)
translation under the cut
"today, guest at Italian Job, Marco Bezzecchi. Marco, what is your dream bike?"
"my dream bike... a two strokes 500cc"
"besides bikes, do you have any other hobbies?"
"pussy"
"tell me in english, sono il piĂč figo del mondo (I'm the coolest man in the world)"
"i'm the... uhm... the most... cool in the world"
"how do you get a girl?"
"i count on the bike factor, whether she likes it or not"
"favourite song?"
how is he called, the one who made Happy? Pharrell Williams?"
"if you could time travel, in which time period would you want to live in?"
"who is this guy?"
"when my parents were young. Because, fuck, they always tell me everything was a lot different, way more difficult, i'd like to see how it was "
"most embarassing moment of your life?"
"i lost a bet with a friend and they closed me in a cage with geese"
"the last thing you do at night"
"say goodnight to hot girls [actually, the world he uses here is fighe, plural of figa, which not only means hot girl but also pussy. your choice on how to interpret this]"
"who did you send me, come on, lets stop this here"
"are we done already?"
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justhereforsomethingnice · 1 day ago
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“Great, welcome mr. Wayne.” Danny sighed when a man who introduced himself as Bruce Wayne entered the shop. “So happy you could make it. I’m Danny, I’ll be doing your reading today.” God, one ounce of energy less in his words and he wouldn’t be only dead on the inside anymore.
The man beamed at him. “Amazing to meet you Danny. Say, I’ve never seen you here before, are you new?” The man asked jovially.
Danny grimaced. “Yep, now please follow me.” He was going to get so nauseas from those damn fumes back there, he just knows it. With how shit had been going, he’s going to throw up that one sip of milkshake he managed before yesterdays disaster on those fancy ass shoes. And that man couldn’t stop smiling and touching every damn little trinket on his way to the back.
“And what is this,” Wayne asked holding up a shiny trinket, immediately dropping it and picking up the next one, “fascinating, and this? Is this a spell book, how peculiar.” Danny was going to add another shade to the collection here.
He finally reached the room. “Sit down over there please mr. Wayne. Now, what exactly did you want to achieve when coming here?” He asked. The only thing miss. Claire told him to actually do before the reading.
The man actually seemed to become bashful at that, a bit nervous. He wrung his hands before rubbing one of his hands over the opposite wrist. “I was actually hoping to talk to some resently deceased people. A friend of mine died and but was very fond of this shop you see.”
Danny held in the sigh. Great, it was most likely the woman with the pearls floating behind him. “Let me guess, lady, dark hair, nice pearly necklace.”
The man seemed caught of guard for just a second before becoming it seemed angry. Or just very very sad. “See here young man, I will -,”
“Yeah yeah, save it.” Was he being an ass? Yes. Did this man deserve it? Most likely not. Did he care? No. He just spend the entire night trying to find shelter for the rain just for it to either crumble, leak anyways or in one kinda memorable occasion, blow up. So no, he did not care that he hurt some Vlad’s 2.0 feelings. The woman eagerly began speaking so he just repeated what she said. “Great, so she wants you to not let the Matt hatter ruin Alice in wonderland for you?” Danny looked at the lady like she had gone crazy. “Really, that’s what you’re starting with? Anyways.” He sighed.
The man had become silent at that. “Also, we I ask Alfie?” He looked at the spirit lady who nodded enthusiastically. “Give you the book he wrote named ‘how to navigate social situations: a step by step guide’ and use it to finally have a good talk with her grandson.” Okay, so rich dude had family issues. None of his business. “And, in her words, ‘chance the time on the grandfather clock, this is just getting depressing’ whatever that means.” The man was just silently staring at him now.
Another ghost tapped the lady on the shoulder before he turned to Danny too. “And great, another one joined.” They linked hands. “So it’s a date now, great.” He grumbled more to himself. So it was two friends who died and not just one. Okay, he could deal with that. “He says that they will always love you no matter what.” So it was a lovers affair instead of just friends? “And that the name you’re looking for is Edward Colson? Sheesh, was this a murder or something.” The two were getting more exited and talking his ears off.
“One at a time please.” He glared to mr. Wayne’s left. The man glancing behind him, predictably seeing nothing. “Anyways, was that what you came for? Or do you need anything else?” The man seemed to have actual tears in his eyes.
“You can see my parents?” Danny snapped his eyes to the two who looked sadly at their apparently son. Well, that explained the fashion choice. Also, that was almost worse then a love affair murder case.
Danny just stared at the man and didn’t really know what to say. He was translating this guys dead moms words to him. Ancients, he was an asshole. Stupid, idiotic, moronic move Fenton. Great, how to cut this off as soon as possible. “Only for a while. The power in this room will fade in a bit.” The man was a totally different person now. Danny hesitated. “Do you want to say anything to them?”
He thinks he had much more tact just now than in the past 10 minutes. “I’m sorry.” The two ghost seemed to decent on the man. Cooing at him, telling him he was not at fault, that he couldn’t know, couldn’t have done anything, was only a child when it happened.
“Ah screw it.” Danny said before making just the tip of his finger invisible. That should contain the spirits becoming visible in the area, right? He was still debating wether this was a mistake or not while the spirits of Martha and Thomas Wayne became visible to their sons eyes. Ancients he needs Jazz.
I’m a Size Medium, Thanks.
Danny is irritated. No actually he is beyond irritated. He is annoyed, he is frustrated, he is
. He’s really fricking irritated and can’t be bothered to remember any more of Jazz’s SAT words.
He continues his glare out the window as he searches for his straw with his mouth.
He just- where is it- thinks it’s a stupid fricking-stupid ass milkshake-he shouldn’t have to basically-gah! Danny snaps his head down to find his suddenly missing straw, only to successfully poke it directly into his eye.
“Ow! Fricken-“ He groans, throwing his head back, and putting his hands to his face, “Mother-tucker, Holy Taming of A Shrew!” He pounds his free hand not cradling his eye on the table, trying not to make more of a scene. Of course, this utterly fails because it immediately tips over his milkshake glass with a clatter as it spills onto his pants, making him jump up with enough force to knock the table over and drop the milkshake glass the rest of the way to the floor.
Danny stares at it with blurry vision and a watery eye. He sighs, “At least-“
The glass shatters.
Danny sighs again, deeper. “Of course.”
He looks up at the restaurant around him. Noticing the many, many people staring at him.
Wonderful.
Danny grimaces, “Sorry, I so didn’t mean for that to happen, uh-“ Danny reaches to straighten the table, fumbling for a second before it stands upright, he steps away from it, “If there’s any way I can help or.. like fix it. I can pay for the cup..” a server comes over to him, “if you want..?”
The server’s dead eyes don’t waver as they silently place a wet floor sign over the spilled milkshake.
“Thanks.”
“Uh huh.”
The server walks away, leaving Danny to sigh all on his own. He leans over to grab his backpack from the booth, checking it over for milkshake before slinging it on his back, thankfully clean.
He makes it one step forward before he feels the floor go out from under him. Ah gravity. His greatest enemy. This is karma for all those times he’s ignored it, isn’t it?
The wind is knocked out of him when his back slams to the floor, cushioned by the dulcet sounds of his bag crunching against broken glass.
He looks up at the wet floor sign.
The man on the yellow plastic mocks him.
Danny sighs.
He curses his stupid luck.
He curses this stupid city.
Then he curses himself because he knows any of this stupid city’s curses end up affecting him anyways.
Danny gets to his feet, ignoring the feeling of milkshake on his hands and his
 everywhere.
He trudges out of the diner without looking back. At least he’d already paid for it.
He grimaces at the milkshake handprint on the door, trying to wipe it away with his shirt and only succeeding in making it worse.
Danny catches the eyes of the server inside, staring at him, eyes progressively more annoyed.
Danny puts his hands up in surrender and backs away.
Directly into a person. Only his milkshake covered self prevents him from being hit with anything more than the man’s scathing glare.
He puts his hands back up and moves away to dodge everybody else on the sidewalk. Along with the occasional ghost. Visible only to him of course.
By the time he has managed to escape the sidewalks into an alley, he is certain there is a trail of slightly sticky businessmen behind him.
Danny crouches to swing his backpack down in front of him and take stock. Okay, he could put his sweatshirt on over it
 but it would also get ruined
 damn it.
Danny looks around, checking every inch of the alley for cameras and then backing himself into a corner just to be safe. The flicker of intangibility is barely noticeable except for the wet squelch of milkshake remnants dropping to the alley floor. Lovely.
And of course, the flash of every single Gotham ghost in the area becoming visible and almost tangible for a split second. Also
 lovely. There’s a couple startled shouts on the street.
Maybe an alleyway was not the best place for that.
Danny slides his sweatshirt on over his shirt to at least pretend like he was covering a mess and then shimmies out of the alley while trying to make as little contact with ghosts as possible.
He’s almost completely certain he looks crazy as all get out if the stare he gets from a passerby means anything.
Of course
 now he’s left glaring across the street again.
He can feel the Infini-Map burning a hole in his backpack. It said this was the next place a natural portal would open and get him back home.
It just didn’t say
 when that portal would open.
But of course, it’ll be right in the middle of somebody’s store. Usually not an issue. Except again, this stupid city’s curses are attracted to his energy, so of course the store couldn’t be literally ANYTHING ELSE!
Danny glares at the stupid fricking sign and the stupid predictable pun and the stupid neon hand in the front window waving at him.
‘The Claire Witch Project: psychic, medium, and Claire-voyant’
Danny is on day three of simultaneously avoiding the entire building while remaining close enough he can be there when the portal forms.
He is dirty, tired, and running out of money. In short, Danny is starting to lose hope on this endeavor.
The worst part?
He has the perfect solution.
There’s a pathetic little piece of printer paper taped to the inside of the window.
‘Help wanted’
When he’d first gotten here, Danny had followed the infini-map all the way to this horrific city, seen the sign, and turned a quick 180. He’d rather die again thanks.
He’d smacked into two billboards just coming into the city, and there was literally no stars, why would he want to stay here till the portal opened when he could just find another?
Except.. Danny’s eye twitches dangerously as he thinks back on it- except there wasn’t another portal. This was it. For the foreseeable future, he either caught this portal or was stranded for whoever knows how much longer.
Danny sighs again and dreads his continued existence. He looks both ways on the street, takes a step forward, nearly gets run over, steps back, and turns for the nearest crosswalk.
Fine. He could follow rules if it meant increasing his chances of leaving.
He tries to hold in the sigh this time, he really does, he swears.
Not the one before he opens the shop door though, that sigh deserved freedom from his trials. It joins the myriad of whispy translucent shades lingering in the store. Because of course there was just enough spiritual energy in here for them to be visible to him.
“Hey there!” A girl in loose fitting colorful clothing appears from behind a corner, “I’m Claire! How can I help your life journey today?” He can see the way her bulky crystal hair accessories sway with her movements. What was he getting into here again?
Danny tries to ignore the incense shoving itself up his nose as he speaks, “Hey, I was
” He was really doing this huh? “Hoping that the help wanted position is still available?”
The girl looks him over as she moves to the back of the checkout counter. The clear observation makes him nervous, and he takes his hands out of his pockets to try and look marginally more
 candidate-able.
“You have experience?”
“Sure d-“ He wants to throw up in his own mouth, ancients this is so cringe, just let him die, “Sure do!” He says through choked back vomit and false cheer, “I’m a
” -barf- “I’m a medium.”
“Oh don’t worry about that, you don’t need a uniform, I don’t need your size silly!”
Danny blinks. What? Also. What?
“Wait-I’m hired?”
Claire pauses from getting something from under the counter, “Didn’t I already say that?”
“Uh
” Danny’s eyes dart around the shop, “No?”
“Oh well, you are, you have the right vibes, don’t worry,” she slides a few papers onto the glass counter, and Danny is abruptly, horrifically reminded he has no legal documents to speak of here. He thinks. He hasn’t actually checked.
Crap.
“Of course, most of my clients pay in cash, so I’ll pay you in cash too just to make it easier, and any crystal sales I’ll just add to it. Sound good?”
“Sure?” Oh no, is this gonna be Danny’s first real job? “But I don’t know anything about crystals. I have a goth friend but she’s not into that stuff.”
Claire waves his comment away, “Oh no worries, I can leave a packet.”
Danny nods, “Thank- wait, sorry. Leave?”
Claire laughs, pulling out a bag from behind her counter, “Yes I leave for a trip in two days. Family things you know,”
Danny feels like his brain is being scrambled, “Oh, what, what happened? Is everything okay?”
Claire looks at him, blinking wide, “What? Why would anything have happened?”
“Because
 you said, you were leaving for-“
“Just don’t want to get caught in a bad position, you know how it is.”
Some of the shades stir in the air, their misty movements twitching with agitation enough to draw his eye for a second.
“Right. Well I’m glad I came when I did then,” Danny says, because he still doesn’t want to be rude.
Claire smiles at him.
Danny pats his hands against his sides awkwardly, trying not to look up at the movement of the shades intertwined with incense smoke at the ceiling.
There’s a little jingle behind him, which he belatedly realizes is the door when Claire moves to greet them before he can even turn around.
“Ms. Jives! Wonderful to see you! How’s the goldfish?”
Ms. Jives turns out to be a slightly older woman, maybe early seventies with a cane but she looks good. The coffee brown hair is almost certainly a dye job but it frames her wrinkled face well.
“Oh Jim is lovely dear, much better this way, I bought him a new plant just the other day, he just loves it.”
“Good, here for your reading right?”
“I am! But you can finish up with your customer first if you need,” Ms. Jives says. Claire waves her concern away.
“No need, this is Danny, I just hired him, he has a similar mystical connection.”
“Oh that’s lovely,” Ms. Jives says as she passes by him, “Would you like to come with dear? Claire is going to do a reading for me.”
Danny grimaces, “Sure.”
In the end, by the time Ms. Jives makes it slowly to the back room, Danny is trying to think of where he’s gonna sleep tonight. He mostly zones out when Claire dims the lights and starts talking nonsense.
All he heard was “something something card, something something magician something reversed something something balance something something chihuahua.”
Ok, maybe he wasn’t listening. But he was trying to focus on not staring at the movement of the shades, and the incense was mega strong and Claire had some weird ass music playing. He’s almost certain she’s faking everything. Down to the atrociously bright bead earrings.
Danny sags when she finishes, all too happy to leave the weird little curtain covered room.
He stands in the front awkwardly while Ms. Jives pays, twiddling with the various crystals and trying to figure which ones are actually y’know.. mystical or whatever.
Answer? Surprisingly most of them. That he could tell, at least, but it’s not like he actually knows how to sense that out on purpose. He’s pretty sure a couple of the heart shaped rose quartzes are complete duds but what does he care.
He’s thoroughly bored by the time Claire calls him back over. Apparently to tell him that he’ll do a reading tomorrow.
“Tomorrow?!” Danny blurts, “Don’t you want to like- I don’t know, make sure I can- or like.. I don’t know, but tomorrow?”
Claire just smiles at him, “I believe you can handle it, trust me.”
‘Trust you? Lady, I just met you and you’ve been nothing but crazy the whole time!’ Danny wants to say, instead, he keeps his mouth shut and nods with what he’s sure is fear in his eyes.
Then she’s pressing something into his hands and when he looks down it’s a key. A key. There’s no way-
“So be here 9am sharp, Danny! You can open up and I’ll come in later!” Claire starts pushing him towards the door, “And Mr. Wayne should be waiting for you when you get here!”
Danny turns around to catch himself in the doorframe, “Mr who will be what now!? Wait, Ms. Claire, Ma’am- why-!” He stops to lower his volume and ask politely, “Why am I doing this? You don’t even know me,” Danny says, one leg still in the store.
Claire smiles, “Because the universe told me to silly! See you tomorrow! Here’s my number!” Then she slaps a sticky note to his chest with enough finality that Danny takes a step back. The door closes with a click and ring of the bell inside.
Danny stares at the door with his eye twitching for at least a minute.
What the hell did ‘the universe told me to’ even mean, you kook!?
Danny sighs and looks down at the sticky note, quickly inputting the number in his phone before something happens to it.
He’s barely hit save when he finally steps away from the shop front and
. is immediately drenched to the bone.
Because apparently it’d been pouring rain and he simply hadn’t noticed from under the awning.
He watches as blue ink slides off the sticky note in little sad face streaks.
Danny sighs.
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visualtaehyun · 1 day ago
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Hello~ um, hope you don't mind the bombardment of sudden notifications from me, but after reading more on your linguistic analysis posts for Love Sea (THANK YOU btw; they're really really adding to my enjoyment of the show and I didn't think I could love the show even more but here we are), it got me thinking of a question I have regarding LITA and Prapai's way of calling Sky.
Mostly I'm wondering if you had any insight about Prapai testing out different ways of addressing Sky at the end of episode 9. The subs say Prapai tests out "Sky krub" and then "nong Sky krub", but it sounds to me like Prapai is saying "khap" the at first and "khrap" the later which sounds distinct to me. Is there a difference? The way the music swells seems to indicate some other meaning, so I'm curious.
I'm also wondering at the implication of Sky asking Prapai to call him "just Sky" in episode 10? I just thought it was interesting since Prapai in ep 9 says "isn't that too curt" about calling Sky just by his name. Also wondering why this request from Sky makes Prapai go feral nearly kiss Sky?
Hope its okay to ask you like this! If its not please feel free to ignore me; I hope you've having a great day! ^w^;;
Ohhhh I hope you realize the monster you've unleashed cause this might get long 😂 Hi though first of all!! Loved reading all your tags in my notifications hehe
My usual disclaimer applies: I'm not a native Thai speaker, just a passionate learner 🙏
First things first: I'll be using screenshots from the Viki version, simply because I highly recommend re-watching the show with those subs for all who have a base level understanding of there being different levels of speech, pronouns, particles etc. in Thai. Back when LITA got re-released on Viki with weekly episodes all over again, my Thai was still in its baby shoes lol but since I was actively following the main cast at the time, I therefore followed a handful of fan translators on twitter too! One of them, midknightmoodz, still translates for BossNoeul's fandoms to this day, has been involved in several Thai BL sub teams on Viki, and got to be the translation editor for LITA's re-release on Viki. Her subs therefore give a little more insight where possible and, as a fan herself, come from a place of wanting interfans to gain a better understanding of some of the intricacies of the language used. Long story short- if the subs look unfamiliar, it's because they're the Viki ones!
If my pre-explanation already got this lengthy then... đŸ€Ą
Color-coded for ease of understanding: Prapai, Sky, Plerng, Rain, particles
Pai testing out ways to call Sky
I'll try to faithfully transcribe the way he pronounces the particles but only for this scene here because it establishes a lot of things about how Pai thinks and acts:
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àžȘàžàžČàžą àžȘàžàžČàžą = Sky... Sky. àž«àč‰àž§àž™àč„àž›àč„àž«àžĄàž§àž° àžȘàžàžČàžąàž„àž±àžšÂč àž™àč‰àž­àž‡àžȘàžàžČàžąàž„àč‰àžČàžšÂČ /huaan bpai mai wa? Sky khap. Nong Sky khaap/ = Is it too curt? SkyÂč. Nong SkyÂČ. àžĄàž±àž™àž‚àžČàž”àž­àž°àč„àžŁàč„àž›àž­àžąàčˆàžČàž‡ àž™àč‰àž­àž‡àžȘàžàžČàžąàž„àžŁàž±àžšÂł /man khaat a rai bpai yaang. Nong Sky khrap/ = It's missing something. Nong SkyÂł.
ÂčàžȘàžàžČàžąàž„àž±àžš /Sky khap/ This is a pretty standard informal pronunciation of the polite particle àž„àžŁàž±àžš /khrap/. Without it, he feels like he sounds too brusque, the addition of it makes him sound more polite, formal, sweet and honestly pretty flirty!
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When they first meet, Pai defaults to informal àžžàž”àčˆ/àž™àč‰àž­àž‡ /phi, nong/, since Pai is older and Sky clearly younger, and he uses typically masculine polite particle àž„àžŁàž±àžš /khrap/ A Lot already. We know he's a huge flirt and sleeps around a lot so none of this is surprising to me lol
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In the scene after the freshie orientation thing, the contrast to how Pai and Rain talk to each other really puts Pai's use of àž„àžŁàž±àžš /khrap/ with Sky into perspective lol He does not use it with Rain, of course. If my boy wasn't such a walnut, Rain would've clocked right away that Pai is intent on pursuing Sky! Because using àž„àžŁàž±àžš /khrap/ so much when addressing him, makes Pai sound flirty-sweet.
Back to the differences you correctly heard between the ways to pronounce this particle though!
ÂČàž™àč‰àž­àž‡àžȘàžàžČàžąàž„àč‰àžČàžš /Nong Sky khaap/ The emphasis on elongating the vowel, the sweet tone of voice, the more endearing àž™àč‰àž­àž‡ /nong/ + name? This man is laying it on thick lol In ep.10 especially, you'll hear him speak this sweetly and àž­àč‰àž­àž™ /aon/-ing Sky a lot!
In the following scene at Sky's dorm, Pai actually already starts calling Sky àž™àč‰àž­àž‡àžȘàžàžČàžą /nong Sky/:
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àčàž„àč‰àž§àžŠàž±àž”àžžàž­àč„àž«àžĄàž„àžŁàž±àžš àž™àč‰àž­àž‡àžȘàžàžČàžą /laaeo chat paaw mai khrap, nong Sky?/ àžŠàž±àž”àžžàž­àž„àžŁàž±àžš àž§àčˆàžČàžžàž”àčˆàž•àž±àč‰àž‡àčƒàžˆàžˆàž°àžĄàžČàžˆàž”àžšàž™àč‰àž­àž‡àžȘàžàžČàžą àž«àž·àž­ /chat paaw khrap? waa phi dtang jai ja maa jeep nong Sky? heu?/ = Is it clear enough? That I intend to be pursuing you? Hm?
Crystal clear đŸ« 
At the beginning of ep.9, we see Pai getting feedback from his younger siblings re: just "name" vs. Nong "name" and the effect he intends it to have:
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- àč€àžžàž„àžŽàž‡ = Plerng. - àž„àžŁàž±àžš /khrap?/ = Yes? - àž™àč‰àž­àž‡àč€àžžàž„àžŽàž‡ àč€àžŁàž”àžąàžàž™àž”àč‰àč€àž‚àžŽàž™àč„àž«àžĄ /nong Plerng. riiak nee, kheern mai?/ = Nong Plerng. Does calling you that make you feel shy/fluster you? - àž–àč‰àžČàč€àž›àč‡àž™àžžàž”àčˆàžžàžČàžąàžàč‡àč„àžĄàčˆàž­àž° /thaa bpen phi Pai gor mai a/ = If it's you, then nah.
Many of Pai's moves are intended to make Sky shy or get his heart racing. He keeps saying so too, for example here in ep.10 after 'claiming ownership' via the wind symbol:
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àž™àž”àčˆàžžàž”àčˆàž—àžłàž‚àž™àžČàž”àž™àž”àč‰àčàž„àč‰àž§àč€àž™àž”àčˆàžą àč„àžĄàčˆàč€àž‚àžŽàž™àžšàč‰àžČàž‡àč€àž„àžąàž«àžŁàž­àž„àžŁàž±àžš /nee phi tham kha-naat nee laaeo niia, mai kheern baang loei raaw khrap?/
Âłàž™àč‰àž­àž‡àžȘàžàžČàžąàž„àžŁàž±àžš /nong Sky khrap/ This last one is pronounced really properly and clearly, you can hear the rolled àžŁ /r/ in there. It's giving well-mannered or gentleman, basically. This guy is really bringing his A-game, trying to prove to Sky that he's serious about him! And can you believe this utter simp? Playing dress-up, practicing in front of the mirror, testing it out again on his little brother- only to what? Go ambush his crush at his dorm to take him out for a meal during which he talks a mile a minute 😂
Sky asking to be called "just Sky"
Again giving you the entire exchange first, as faithfully as everything's being said:
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- àžžàž”àčˆàžžàžČàžąàč€àž„àžŽàžàč€àžŁàž”àžąàžàžœàžĄàž§àčˆàžČ àž™àč‰àž­àž‡àžȘàžàžČàžą àč„àž”àč‰àč„àž«àžĄ /phi Pai leerk riiak pom waa "nong Sky" dai mai?/ = Could you stop calling me "Nong Sky"? - àčàž„àč‰àž§àčƒàž«àč‰àč€àžŁàž”àžąàžàž§àčˆàžČàž­àž°àč„àžŁàž­àž° /laaeo hai riiak waa a rai a?/ = Then what would you have me call you? - àžȘàžàžČàžąàžàč‡àč„àž”àč‰ àžàžČàžąâŽàč€àž‰àžą àč† àžàč‡àč„àž”àč‰ /Sky gor dai. gaai/Ky⁎ choei choei gor dai/ = Sky is fine. Just 'Ky⁎ is fine too. àž‚àž­àčàž„àčˆàč„àžĄàčˆàžĄàž”àž„àžłàž§àčˆàžČàž™àč‰àž­àž‡àž­àž° àžŸàž±àž‡àčàž„àč‰àž§àž•àž­àčàž«àž„⁔ /khaaw khaae mai mee kham waa nong a. fang laaeo dtaaw-laae⁔/ = Just please not the word "nong". Sounds like bullshit.⁔ - àžȘàžàžČàžą àžȘàžàžČàžąàž„àč‰àžČàžšÂČ /Sky. Sky khaapÂČ/ = Sky. Sky.ÂČ
âŽàžàžČàžą /gaai/ or /Ky/ Sky's name is àžȘàžàžČàžą /sa-gaai/ in Thai but among his friends, they mostly all just call him àžàžČàžą /Ky/ or àč„àž­àč‰àžàžČàžą /ai'Ky/. That's clearly too casual for our resident sweet-talker though lol
â”àž•àž­àčàž«àž„ /dtaaw-laae/ This is a bit of a rude colloquial expression akin to 'bullshit', meaning- being deceitful, pretentious, lying, insincere, duplicitous, fake etc.
It actually comes up once before in this episode when Pai swears he only had 3 hookups after he met Sky lol:
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àžžàž”àčˆàžȘàžČàžšàžČàž™àč€àž„àžąàž§àčˆàžČàžžàž”àčˆàč„àžĄàčˆàž•àž­àčàž«àž„ /phi saa-baan loei waa phi mai dtaaw-laae/
Pai doesn't always call Sky àž™àč‰àž­àž‡àžȘàžàžČàžą /nong Sky/ before Sky asks him not to, though. And the moments he doesn't, honestly go to show that Pai's aware of how that's mostly an act to get Sky to fall for him or at least get him flustered. It does sound fake!
When Pai accidentally triggers Sky by saying "Love makes me blind" in ep.9, he pulls him back out by calling him just àžȘàžàžČàžą /Sky/:
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Same again after being on the phone with Rain and rushing to Sky's dorm:
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àžȘàžàžČàžąàž­àžąàžčàčˆàč„àž«àž™ /Sky yuu nai?/
And again while looking after Sky:
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àžȘàžàžČàžąàžˆàž°àž„àžŽàž”àž™àž° àž§àčˆàžČàžžàž”àčˆàž•àč‰àž­àž‡àžàžČàžŁàčàž„àčˆàč€àž‹àč‡àžàž‹àčŒ /Sky ja khit na waa phi dtaawng gaan khaae sex/
His other fallback is the pronoun àč€àžŁàžČ /rao/, and not just with Sky. Bit of a tangent but- before the freshie orientation thing where he hands Rain that useless coffee receipt lol Pai and Rain talk a bit differently to each other.
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Between these two instances, Rain becomes more chill and casual, going from constant àž„àžŁàž±àžš /khrap/'s to only using it when strictly required (whenever you'd àč„àž«àž§àč‰ /wai/ 🙏 basically lol so hello/bye/thanks/etc.), and Pai goes from calling him àč€àžŁàžČ /rao/ to just àč€àžŁàž™ /Rain/. The pronoun àč€àžŁàžČ /rao/ as a 2nd pers. pronoun is used by people more senior/older to refer to someone younger, it can both be endearing as well as come across as treating someone like a little kid, depending on context.
And this little pronoun is exactly what Pai sometimes switches to, here in ep.9 with Rain for example:
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àžžàž”àčˆàžȘàž±àžàžàžČàž§àčˆàžČàžˆàž°àč„àžĄàčˆàž—àžłàž­àž°àč„àžŁàč€àžžàž·àčˆàž­àž™àč€àžŁàžČ /phi san-yaa waa ja mai tham a rai pheuuan rao/
And in ep.10 with Sky as well:
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àč€àžĄàž·àčˆàž­àž„àž·àž™àč€àžŁàžČàč„àž‚àč‰àžȘàžčàž‡àž—àž”àčˆàžžàž”àčˆàč€àžàž·àž­àžšàžžàžČàč„àž›àč‚àžŁàž‡àžšàžČàž„àž­àž”àžàžŁàž­àžšàčàž„àč‰àž§àž™àž° /meuua kheuun, rao khai suung thee phi geuuap phaa bpai rohng baan eek raawp laaeo na/ àčƒàžŠàčˆàž„àžŁàž±àžš àžžàž”àčˆàž­àžąàžČàžàžžàžČàč€àžŁàžČàžĄàžČàč€àž”àž— /chai khrap, phi yaak phaa rao maa date/
As you can see, it mostly comes up when he gets serious. Being the eldest sibling, I guess he can never quite turn off that caretaker mode (or maybe it's his factory setting?).
Circling all the way back đŸ„Ž
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ÂČàžȘàžàžČàžąàž„àč‰àžČàžš /Sky khaap/ Here he goes again: full-force puppy eyes, sweet voice, long vowel on the particle, leaning in as if to kiss him- he's trying to tease and fluster Sky again. And this time? Ohoho, the evidence is unmistakable!
I wouldn't necessarily say this request drove Pai wild lol it's more how this scene so nicely mirrors the first meal they shared in ep.9 where Pai shared all the most important info about himself against Sky's will 😂 Whereas here Sky is the one asking questions, engaging, showing interest- he's finally opening up to Pai :>
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àžȘàžàžČàžąàž‚àž­àž‡àžžàž”àčˆ /Sky khaawng phi/
Hope my rambles made at least some sense but I'll gladly answer any follow-up questions~ Thanks for giving me an excuse to re-watch some LITA and thanks for reading ✹
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otomehonyaku · 2 days ago
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DIABOLIK LOVERS More,Blood Stellaworth Complete Set Tokuten Short Stories ☜ Ruki ver.
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Original title: DIABOLIK LOVERS MORE,BLOOD ă‚čăƒ†ăƒ©ăƒŻăƒŒă‚čć…šć·»é€Łć‹•èłŒć…„ç‰čć…žă‚·ăƒ§ăƒŒăƒˆă‚čăƒˆăƒŒăƒȘ English translation by @otomehonyaku Scans can be found here (courtesy of @karleksmumskladdkaka!)
───  ïœĄïŸŸâ˜†: *.☜ .* :☆. ───
SUMMARY | This short story provides a slice of Ruki and Yui's daily life after the events of More,Blood. Ruki has always had a preference for soup, but when Yui prepares a particularly hearty vegetable soup for him one day, he comes to an important realisation.
───  ïœĄïŸŸâ˜†: *.☜ .* :☆. ───
—The first time I learned to appreciate soup was when I was in that dark cage.
“It had already gone cold, but to me, it was the most delicious thing on Earth back then. It was infinitely better than the junk I ate while I roamed the streets, after all.”
“Oh
”
Somehow, as I ate the soup she had prepared for me, I had somehow started talking about all the reasons why I had this particular preference for the dish. The story had stolen the words right from her mouth.
“I’m sorry,” I said. “I shouldn’t have brought up such an unpleasant story during dinner.”
“That’s
 that’s not it,” she explained, hurrying to wipe the tears from her eyes. That’s not what I meant
”
“Do you pity my past self?”
“Pity kind of feels like
 a high-handed way of putting it. I don’t mean it like that
”
“I see.” My voice was monotonous while I spoke. 
I took up my spoon again and continued to eat. 
It was a simple consomme soup, filled with colourful slices of a variety of vegetables. The soup that we were served during our time in the detention facility was a far cry from this. Back then, the few off-coloured beans that floated in the soup, though they barely had any nutritional value, were enough to bring me at least an inkling of happiness. 
While the memory resurfaced, it occurred to me that I had obtained true happiness since then, no matter how absurd it seemed.
“And to think a human would accompany me at dinner
” I mumbled to myself, earning a surprised look and a soft what did you say? from her. 
It’s nothing, I swiftly replied.
My life was saved by Him. The four of us had been destined to die a noble death in that filthy cell, and yet He had rescued us. Just like that, he became our god. Our saviour.
Someone to serve.
My brothers and I would do anything to fulfil his wishes without batting so much as an eye. And yet
 What was I even doing right now?
I let her make soup for me like this. She willingly stayed with me all this time, even though she cannot become Eve. Even though I cannot become Adam.
“Ruki
?”
As we sat in silence, various thoughts stirring inside of me and picking at my resolve, I reached across the table to take her hand in my own.
“...?”
“Sorry. Would it be alright
 if we stayed like this for a little while?” I said, my grip on her small, soft hand tightening. 
Greed is a grave sin according to God. 
Considering that I agreed with Him, I was awfully addicted to this greed all the same. I was the sinner of all sinners, thriving on such atrocities. When a simple bean soup was all it took to please you, the first taste of a good vegetable soup makes it easy to take such happiness for granted.
“Still, I will
” 
Never let you go, I wanted to say, but I could not manage the words. She likely did not want to listen to the mutterings of such a weak, pitiable man.
It was difficult to gauge her thoughts, but it was then that she spoke with a gentle smile on her face. “Don’t worry.”
“What?”
“I’ll be by your side, Ruki.”
My eyes unconsciously widened in response. Her soft smile made my chest ache. She was Eve and I was her captor—she should be miserable, and yet she was so extraordinarily kind. 
Did she not realise that it would only add to my suffering?
“Alright,” I replied curtly. Then, ever so unwillingly
  I let go of her hand. “The soup is getting cold. Let’s eat.”
“Yes, let’s.”
After that, we ate the soup together in silence. 
I found myself thinking there was nothing in the world that I wanted more in that moment. No matter how lavish a meal I would be served, I would cherish this vegetable soup as my favourite dish for as long as I lived.
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zepskies · 3 days ago
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I have to ask about your WIP Lost in Translation đŸ‘ïž
Hey, Liane! 💚💚
Ooh, I'm so glad you asked, because that's a WIP people seem to have been waiting on from me...
After getting multiple requests for a Soldier Boy x POC!Reader (original headcanon here!), I have a one-shot coming soon -- also for @jacklesversebingo. 😄
Lost in Translation
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Pairing: Soldier Boy (Ben) x Female POC!Reader
Summary:ïżœïżœLiving with this man isn’t easy, and you’ve absolutely had it with him. Supe or not, you’re one step shy of kicking him out. Will he try to make it up to you? (18+ only!)
**(The reader is a mixed race POC [Afro Latina], with textured hair.)
👀 Sneak Peek
“All right, it’s just a little mess. No need to get fucking hysterical,” he said, trying to grasp your arm to placate you. You shrugged out of his hold and crossed your arms in anger.
“Ben, it’s not just a little mess. And what is this, 1945? I’m not hysterical!”
His lips twitched at a smirk, making you even angrier. But he’d caught enough smoke from you in the past to know he didn’t want it at 8:00 in the morning. He grasped your arms and rubbed them up and down, trying to soothe you.
“Okay, okay. It’s a little early for all this Latina temper, don’tcha think?” he said, pressing a kiss to your forehead. Your gaze snapped up at him with a glare.
Oooh, this man. He knew how to get you mad fucking tight.
Not in a good way.
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Coming November 29! 💚
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aestariiwilderness · 2 days ago
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Actually, misogyny is a feature, not a bug, of sinful human nature; Christianity was and has been the cure! I'm sorry you think otherwise, but it's pretty much guaranteed for someone to draw erroneous conclusions like this if you cherry-pick pieces of any text and ignore others, put them out of context, and then interpret them with no understanding of their original language, meaning, or cultural setting. For one thing, you're looking at this through a modern perspective -- a modern perspective which is, by the way, based on truly radical values that Christianity actually made the norm (equal rights, etc.). P.S. : (Women in Biblical times were just all stupid, I guess, for flocking en masse to a faith that oppressed them somehow even more than the oppressive cultures they were raised in? :D)
Just off the top of my head: 1. The husband is supposed to die for the wife, give himself (his desires, wants, life) for her, and love her (immediate context to some of those screenshots you sent). There's no room for abuse, neglect, or misogyny in a Christian marriage or a Christian's life, and a husband who does not provide for his family in every respect is considered to have denied the faith and become "worse than an unbeliever". In the case of an unbelieving husband (and, I believe, in the case of any spouse who has broken the covenant of marriage in any way, including abuse, adultery, neglect, etc.) the covenant is already broken, and the "brother or sister" is "under no bondage" in such cases. God loathes divorce -- it's unnatural and typically harmful to everyone involved -- but still in no way requires anyone, man or woman, to be trapped in an abusive home or to be prevented from remarrying. 2. "Submission" (interesting term in the original, you should look it up! :D) is only ever in the context of husbands and wives, not men and women in general. Role in a given setting (i.e., marriage and family) is not based on inherent value. A lieutenant is not inherently worth less as a person than a general is. It's just that their roles are different, and in times of crisis (which a family often has :D) there needs to be a clear chain of command, or there is confusion and the crisis worsens. In return for this command role, the husband takes all responsibility for everything that befalls his family, regardless of whether he took his wife's advice for a given decision or not. He is to blame for everything that happens in the household. Further sources below! 3. A woman is not permitted to exercise SPIRITUAL authority over a man -- i.e., be a pastor (teacher, in this context). This means nothing in terms of barring women from being close to God or even clearly surpassing men in spiritual and other areas. You may want to look into Deborah and Barak in the Old Testament and Anna the prophetess in the New Testament for examples of women in spiritual or divinely revelatory positions. Further sources below! 4. Legit God is saying that Eve isn't at fault for sin entering the world? The ultimate responsibility is always given to Adam, even though Eve ate first, and sin is described as thus descending through Adam. Eve was lied to -- but Adam knew the vibes were rancid and ate anyway.
5. "Helper fit" is probably better translated "helper equal to/comparable to him" -- i.e., another human. Notably, it was only after the fall wherein it became necessary, due to sinful human nature preventing harmony and agreement, to have a "casting vote" in a marriage. (Again -- all of this is in the context of a marriage, not among men and women in general.)
https://www.gotquestions.org/woman-helper-suitable.html https://www.gotquestions.org/desire-husband-rule.html 6. As for the rest -- God did not say rape was okay. Far from it -- rape actually brought a death penalty to the rapist in the Old Testament, which isn't something you get often even in modern times! What you're reading in those screenshots is actually a groundbreaking, unique (at the time) approach to crimes against women, marriage, and women's rights. It's just that we don't immediately have the cultural context for it, so you're missing some salient details -- as well as having some translation issues. See if these help you! I included other objections you might have as well. Some should also include references to the first five counters I made above, including verse references so you can check them out against the source yourself. Hope these help! Further Sources! :D https://www.gotquestions.org/misogyny-Bible.html https://www.gotquestions.org/men-women-equal.html https://www.gotquestions.org/Bible-rape.html https://www.gotquestions.org/gender-equality-inequality.html https://www.gotquestions.org/sexual-assault.html https://www.gotquestions.org/Deuteronomy-22-28-29-marry-rapist.html https://www.gotquestions.org/Bible-violence-against-women.html
https://www.gotquestions.org/spousal-rape.html https://www.gotquestions.org/submit-to-one-another.html https://www.gotquestions.org/Bible-submissive.html https://www.gotquestions.org/wives-submit.html https://www.gotquestions.org/Bible-sexism.html https://www.gotquestions.org/weaker-vessel.html https://www.gotquestions.org/because-of-the-angels.html https://www.gotquestions.org/polygamy.html https://www.gotquestions.org/God-Bible-sexist.html https://www.gotquestions.org/woman-helper-suitable.html https://www.gotquestions.org/desire-husband-rule.html https://www.gotquestions.org/womens-rights.html https://www.gotquestions.org/pain-in-childbirth.html https://www.gotquestions.org/women-silent-church.html Also: I'm confused as to why you would attack the foundational justification and basis for equal rights, the concept of right and wrong, etc. (the foundational justification and basis being the Bible, Judaism, and the Christian faith)? (Historically, this is true -- one only need look at the thousands of years of history where women were treated as second-class citizens at absolute best and then compare their meteoric rise in considered status with the advent of Christianity. I believe you can actually prove causation, not just correlation :D -- but regardless, that's not my point here.) "Equal rights and right/wrong aren't just Biblical concepts!" you might argue. I agree, society has had this pervasive idea of "right" and "wrong" (as well as a multitude of other abstract concepts such as justice, freedom, autonomy, love, evil, mercy, and more) from the beginning of recorded history. Which...doesn't make sense, from any naturalistic philosophy. Where in nature can you find "right" and "wrong"? Where in nature can you find "good" and "evil"? Where in nature can you find "fair" and "unfair"? Where in nature can you find "justice"? Where in nature can you find "gender equality" or "equal rights", or even "rights" at all? They don't exist in nature. There's no basis for them and certainly no justification for them in nature. A naturalistic philosophy (i.e., theory of evolution) cannot account for their existence, and it certainly cannot justify them. According to any naturalistic philosophy -- including evolution -- there's no reason why women shouldn't ALWAYS be treated as second-class citizens -- broodmares, sex slaves, used and abused, etc. Evolution (and other naturalistic philosophies) can only provide "might makes right" and "the survival of the fittest/strongest". There is no room in those philosophies for any kind of inherent human right, let alone gender equality. Most world religions also fail to provide justification and basis, although to a lesser degree. From what I've seen, they either don't provide a justification for these abstract concepts and "rights" or simply already establish women (and other disadvantaged groups) as second-class citizens by nature. The Bible, on the other hand, provides both justification, basis, and explanation for them. Attributes of a perfect Creator and an objective moral standard, expressed and built in to His creation; value and rights inherent to every human everywhere at every age. You can find verse references, again, below in the links. https://www.gotquestions.org/sanctity-of-life.html https://www.gotquestions.org/moral-argument.html https://www.gotquestions.org/moral-truth.html
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hauntingblue · 10 days ago
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The king and queen are visiting Paiporta and they receive them with mud xd two men have spoken to the king and told him to do something, but we all know that he is going to go to his palace and cross his arms because It's literally the only thing he can do. Is this what had to happen for people to realize that asking the king for help is nonsense? He has no power, he is only there to parade around. They have kicked out volunteers from the site to let the king and his escorts (police and military) pass, which is the first time they have touched that ground and they are going to do NOTHING. The president is doing the same. The president of Valencia is doing the same.
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clover-46 · 1 year ago
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the writers on here making the miguel fics need to remember his fangs inject paralytic venom hes not a real vampire it was just a joke in the movie 😭
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oh but i still want him to bite me don’t get me wrong idgaf if they have venom đŸ€·đŸŸâ€â™€ïžđŸ€·đŸŸâ€â™€ïž
#the copious amounts of smut i’ve seen with this man and the fangs is crazy#y’all need to tone it DOWN wheres the fluff omg??#there’s like so many smut x reader fics clogging the miguel o’hara tag and people can express their creative liberties or whatever but it’s#getting CRAZY#like why is almost nobody talking about his character and writing an analysis on him#AND WHY ARE SO MANY FICS WRITING HIM TO BE SOME FERAL AND MEAN BEAST#firstly it’s feels racist to write a brown latino man that way.#second it feels fetishiz-y with how people only sexualize the fuck outta him and talk about nothing else when it comes to him#to add onto that people are drawing him with a MUZZLE on#at first all this didn’t really register in my head as bad but after seeing so much i see it 😭#also some spanish speakers have said people are using incorrect spanish when writing dialogue for him and thats kinda funny#don’t use google translate please 💀#miguel o’ hara#spiderman 2099#across the spiderverse#i also saw someone say miguel would not be a good partner or something and i just know you didn’t pay attention#and i wont go into why because its spoilers but we have seen him be soft and happy with someone he cares about it’s just trauma that has#made him mean and depressed#he was obviously projecting onto miles in the movie when he acted like that let’s be fr#why am i writing a novel down here idk i just wanted to talk about it a little#i love the smut (trust me) but pleaaseee don’t start being fetishize-y
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fisherrprince · 11 months ago
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oh so alisaie’s exaggerated bully behavior is 80% fanon. saying this she casually picks up a large rock
#say one thing wrong to me and you will have a wonderful few days with the rock#if angry silly girls have 100 fans etc if they have 0 fans i have died#sorry i saw a YouTube meme i vehemently disliked on principle and got mad at the only child behavior-#kipspeak#she is just short tempered and uses anger to mask other more ‘shameful’ emotions!!! alphy did the same thing with just deciding not#to express them. which is still not good and I think why he breaks and ends up teary so often now#this shortness does not translate to actually being mean to people. she only uses being mean as a shield for herself and being snarky#Is just fun for her. it’s fun for Me. you have to inconsequentually tease people or they’ll never learn to laugh at themselves#the twins and thancred đŸ«” do this thing where they have big emotions but they don’t want anyone to SEE they have big weird emotions#so alphy pretends he doesn’t have them under a veneer of dignity and alisaie pretends the emotions are Something Else. thancred is#just so emotionally constipated he has trouble expressing anything. he’s got enough baggage for a flatbed#anyways. alisaie is such a compassionate and kind girl and she learned how to make snarky jokes and went ham. and she hates appearing sad o#weak or vulnerable so she blocks it off with an unapproachable emotion so no one pities her and they maybe get on with the plot#it is in fact also great at getting ppl to move away from the sad or embarrassing topic. even if the tradeoff is being more offputting#she would never (grabs youtube meme) she would never seriously bully her brother. this is sibling ribbing only. Cain instinct#just leave her be she is learning how to snark humor and she loves it she loves being sharp. alphy has wit he just keeps it close#my brother didn’t learn how to tell or receive a joke until he was 14 he took everything so seriously. he can do it now though and he’s#HILARIOUS. Don’t tell him I said that. my man knows exactly where the funny points are even if he hasn’t learned when to stop yet#too many tags. Whatever. jokey snark alisaie who sometimes compliments is happy alisaie grouchy snappy angry alisaie is way too stressed#very easy way to tell between the two. even alphy can tell between the two I believe! He tends to rib back in protest if they’re having fun#and try to stop her if they’re not having fun. case in point ‘what is that supposed to mean?!’ vs ‘alisaie ryne was only trying to help.’#I know they’re twins but that’s such an intensely older sibling thing to do that it reels me#LONG TAGS AND THREE EDITS TO ADD ON SHORT I resent this stereotype taken too far into ooc behavior. it happened with nya#It will happen again and as a postscript let me regale you with Things U Can Notice About Character Motivation and Actions—#I’m not done let me s#she and raha are friends now I decree. ‘haha you like me’ SPUTTERING PROTEST FROM BOTH
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some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat · 9 months ago
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I am once again daydreaming of making my own social media platform and how to make it not give a hoot about American laws (no relation to American soil, I'm European anyway) and be structurally resistant to enshitification through independence and community ownership unfortunately I am one inexperienced programmer with not much spare change to throw at such a gamble so I'm only daydreaming
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fortune-maiden · 5 months ago
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I've always liked this line of dialogue from SQX, because it does feel like at the end of the day, no matter how much SQX says he can't stand PM, he does still have a decent grasp of his character.
And on the other side of this, these words are just especially pointed towards Pei Xiu, who does have a good relationship with his boss/ancestor, and also going off his backstory, Pei Ming may well have been the first person in his life to acknowledge him and his talents.
So the whole thing just feels extra sad.
#that said it does bug me that px never seems to feel guilt over his own actions only how those actions affect banyue and pei ming#get it together you sopping wet cat of a man!#i've always wanted to write this but don't have the skills necessary#but i think a lot about if pm's faith in px does feel uncomfortable - is he acknowledging him because he sees his worth#or because he's a pei (something that has never helped px in any way in life)#everyone calls px a nepo baby but no no he's a hard worker and earned what he has#if anything i feel like being pei ming's descendant is still dragging him down because he's the only upper court official we know of#who's playing subordinate to someone else instead of managing his own domain#(fandom always thinks he's middle court but no its stated several times that he ascended properly lol)#(and i just find that beautifully tragic and fitting in his own way)#(px: always the understudy never the lead)#aaaanyway this all contrasts in a fun way with sqx who is the actual nepo baby#is also worshiped in conjunction with someone else BUT never reduced to just that relationship#idk just as pei ming's relationship with both shiblings is important to me#i find sqx's relationship with both peis very fascinating and wish sqx + px could be explored more#and also I want to see where swd + px fit into all of this because there's also so much potential there!#(incidentally the thing that started all of this is i was skimming the russian tl for something the other day)#(and noticed this line was translated as 'pei ming would never behave in such a way')#(and just thought that sqx calling him 'pm' here instead 'your general pei' gives the line a different vibe haha)#(it's sounds both more intimate and pointed if that makes sense?)#(anyway can you tell i am very starved for peixuan content? both peixuans)#tgcf#random tgcf thoughts#shi qingxuan#pei ming#pei xiu
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violasmirabiles · 5 months ago
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apartment update: still no pictures cos everythings still Ass but that old desk of my sister in laws thats very nice and all but kind of in the way is gonna go to my old room in my parents house. and in its place im gonna get my old bookshelf from my old room. in my parents house
#its this like almost 20-year-old lundia that i think could do with an extra shelf piece#cos when it was first assebled i had this bigass cd/cassette player with big separate speakers#and theres this huge space to accommodate it all. i havent had that system in Years and now theres tons of empty air in there#where a Lot more books could fit#sure my record collections there but again i dont have a player. but i do have books. and they COULD fit that goddamn lundia#IF i only had EVEN THAT ONE extra shelf piece.#i do need to make an inventory of what books from that old shelf simply need to Go.#like for example i do Not need those hardcover finnish harry potter books#and i need to make a decision about the finnish hardcovers of dark towers 3 and 4#on the one hand story good on the other hand the translation makes me want to either kill myself or just. make a better translation#like the translations bad in ways that cant all be explained by sking being Like That#much like that shining translation i consulted for the finnish version of that gbu x shining fic. god that sucked ASS#i dont know if it was the same translator. but man. its like hey man do you like. Understand what youre reading. is this a first draft#anyway. the parents are going to the summer cottage tomorrow so the desk/lundia exchange wont happen till sometime next week#also also next week my brother and sister in law are coming over for tea (i need him to put up my curtains im too 160cm for that 😔)#and! im gonna get a pakig tomorrow. with a vacuum cleaner in it#home
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paimonial-rage · 7 months ago
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The biggest recommendation I can give on writing dialogue that sounds in character for the character to say is, not to read the quests they are in, but to listen to the English dub whenever you get the chance. This may seem difficult especially if you are used to playing it in another language, but listening is key to getting the vibe of a character down. What you pay attention to is, not what they say, but the cadence in which they say it. Pay attention to the emotion in their voice, the speed at which they say things, the volume, etc. Once you get this down, it becomes easier to get an idea of what “sounds” right and what doesn’t. Cadence is an especially powerful thing. By training your ears to a character’s cadence, you can get a better idea of which words they would prefer to use, the lengths of their sentences, and things of the sort.
For example, reader asks Zhongli to dinner and he accepts. How would he respond? “Hmm, I’m not busy this evening, so I accept. Thank you for the invitation.” But that doesn’t sound right, does it? Is Zhongli the type of person that uses many contractions? I don’t think so, so let’s fix it. “Hmm, I am not busy this evening, so I accept. Thank you for the invitation.” But would he say “I accept?” Perhaps, but it still doesn’t sound right. How has he accepted proposals in the past? A bit of research shows he has said “sure.” How can I mix that in? “Hmm, I’m not busy this evening, so sure. Thank you for the invitation.” But hmm
 the second sentence doesn’t sound right. What else could he say instead? “Hmm, I’m not busy this evening, so sure. It would be my pleasure.” That sounds a lot better.
Some people may ask why you can’t do these things while listening to another language. Personally, I don’t believe you can. If you are not fluent in those other languages, your ears are not properly trained enough to understand the nuance of the ways they speak. The correct emotion and tone will come through, yes, but you still won’t be able to intuitively know what sounds right and what does not. You only will get this sense by listening to it in the language you choose to write in.
The only downside to this is that your writing will become based upon the English translation of the game. As many people know, the portrayal of characters in English often does not completely match the portrayals in Chinese. This is especially so for characters like Zhongli, Xiao, and Kaeya. A lot is lost in the translation and dubbing process. Characters do not vibe the same. Thus, your portrayals will be more true to English, but not how it technically is “supposed” to be. Personally, I don’t necessarily believe this is a bad thing. However, it is something that can bother people. The only way I can imagine getting around it is by playing the game with the Chinese dub and by following accounts that speak Chinese and can give insight on the literal translations and what they mean and imply.
#personal#advice#character analysis#i personally dislike the idea that bc the en translation and dub aren’t parallel w/ cn they did a bad job#yes there are cases where the translation is terrible but it’s impossible to do a 100% true translation#when you translate a work the translation eventually becomes its own entity#it is the job of translation to change the text so that things sound natural#add into this communication misunderstandings between the translators and the writing team and things can become skewed#i’ve completely given up on zhongli but what i do try to do when writing xiao is to follow the notes of fan translators and ppl that play c#i do have it in my plans to eventually open an asian account and replay the whole game in cn too#but yeah training your ear to a character’s cadence is a real cheat way to learning character advice#this is bc it’s less rigid and more open-ended than memorizing straight speech patterns#the only junk thing is that eventually you’ll try writing for a character you haven’t listened to in a while?#and then you are forced to reserve two hours in your day to listen to a character or event quest with them in it#pain peko#also if you’re still here i’m gonna complain a bit like why do ppl always default to the jp voices when the cn voices are right there?#why not listen to cn? that should be the default if you want the best experience#idk man#maybe i’m just tired of listening to jp voice acting. they’re all the same
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pegasusdrawnchariots · 6 months ago
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lines from the 1897 play Cyrano de Bergerac that definitely have not invaded my brain or destroyed my sleep schedule
all quotes transcribed in alt text
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