#Mama Fratelli

[jeremylawson]

I have no idea who made this, but it's goddamn hilarious

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

The Goonies (1985) co-produced and directed by Richard Donner

[schlock-luster-video]

On April 1, 2015, The Goonies was re-released in France.

Here's some new Mama Fratelli art!

[hitchell-mope]

Fun movie. I’d definitely watch it again.

[mannytoodope]

Francis: Hey, kid. I want you to spill your guts, tell us everything.

Chunk: Everything?

Francis Fratelli : Everything.

Chunk : (sobbing) Everything. OK, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and glued it on my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... and then, my mom sent me to the... to the summer camp for fat kids... and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out! But, the worst thing I have ever done: mixed up all this fake puke at home, went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this. (fake puking) And then, I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible. All the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!

Jake Fratelli:  I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!

Mama Fratelli:  Hit puree!

Chunk: No! I'm too young!

[aoitsuru]

Mom's card for this year! I don't know why it took me so long to do Mama Fratelli, but here you go.

[tokuvivor]

Hello, my duck-loving friends. In lieu of @violetganache42 providing highlights from last night’s Movie Night (Duckburg Adventures edition), I’ll actually be taking a crack at it.

Chef Donald

Ass shot opening

@shewhowantsmouseears: “This is one of those ‘Donald is trying to live his life and god said fuck you’ shorts, I can tell already”

Trans Donald talk (egg laying)

Waffle misadventures ensue when Donald pours rubber cement into the batter

He’s gonna get his waffles or die trying

Donald’s angry squawk

Taking his anger out on Old Mother Mallard

Seriously, what did she do?

Send in the Clones

@writebackatya comparing the ‘87 theme to Hall and Oates

Breaking the rules of strictly Duckburgian adventures

Poe

Beagle Boys sounding like Meowth

Magica’s voice sounding more Slavic than Italian

Mel and I making references to Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkle

Dewey’s voice changing?

The Beagle Boys (as the triplets) not wanting to wear their suit jackets

OG Webby!

NO NOT THE DOLL

Webra Walters with the Baba Wawa voice (shoutout early SNL)

Everyone is confused by the clones

“I haven’t eaten in minutes.”

Cracker-snatched

Theme song moment!

Scrooge racism moment

Huey as Chicken Little

Splatter Phoenix is art lesbian Jesus

Another theme song moment!

“Banned!” “That’s my joke!”

Daytrip of Doom!

Missy wanting to smash Scrooge

Webby is scary (and adorable)

Beakley being mad about Scrooge reconnecting with his family

“Ow, my tailbone!”

“Uh…ocupado.” “House meeting. NOW.”

@alex31624 singing the Spanish DuckTales theme

Louie sitting away from the other kids

Dana Terrace!

Beakley’s rules

“Wait, are they gonna kiss?”

Funso’s Fun Zone (“Where fun is in the zone!”)

Dewey definitely taught his brothers to harmonize

Webby autism moments (there are many in this episode, believe me)

Will talking about the parallels between Daytrip of Doom! and Nothing Can Stop Della Duck!

“Unrealistic for children to act like that.” Bitch what

Webby’s first time on a bus

Beagle Boys!

Fuckin’ Timmy Jenkins

Louie showing Webby the ropes

Jane! (Will, you’ve convinced me on just how great she is)

Not water

Jane tries to help Webby

Fruity water

Jane and Gandra are definitely friends

Uke or Puke!

WEBBY KILL

Beakley basically watching a Donald Duck cartoon

HDLW siblings real

Ma Beagle in the house!

Margo Martindale is a legend

Comparison to Mama Fratelli from The Goonies

Episode with ‘87 vibes (this and The Living Mummies of Toth-Ra!)

Webby wants to be normal

“Normal’s overrated.” “We need you to be Webby normal.”

Discussing autistic episodes

DONALD KILL

Webby getting the best of Ma

Donald hug

“I’m on Webby’s team!” -HDL

How did Donald not know Beakley was a spy?

Dough Ray Me

White Fenton jumpscare

@godfrey-the-chaos-duck and Will: “You know what else has an arcade?” “My mom!” “…the server.”

Fenton taller than Scrooge

Ghostbusters reference!

Fenton being voiced by a guy named Hamilton and Hamilton himself

OG Gyro

Lin-Manuel Miranda being a legend for saying this

Godfrey putting the do-re-mi pun together

Gyro being an ass to Fenton in ‘17 is karma for ‘87

Fenton’s vampire look

Minor Fenro discourse

Economics lesson!

HSM reference (status quo)

Nice jail cell

German inflation after WWI

Club Penguin reference (there were a few mentions of Club Penguin last night)

Gosalyn would take advantage of fraudulent allowance

Scrooge is pissed

To the moon (like Della)

Going full Peter Griffin

Beakley needs booze (also, Lady Olivia reference)

Reference to a fic about Scrooge having a mental breakdown regarding his riches (Cape Town, 1913)

Swimmin’ Hole

Summer!

Pete Hate Club is back

He took the swimming hole!

Electric fence

“We killed Holey!”

@violetganache42 and I referencing the Suite Life PRNDL scene

Bambi reference

Mickey is too nice

Who is Gizmoduck?!

Spam’s love for Mark Beaks

Huey helping Donald at the bank

Everyone is threatening Huey tonight

Fenton!

Huey’s big eyes when Roxanne Featherly interviews him

Goldie O’Gilt as a Christ figure

Incompetently dangerous or dangerously incompetent?

M’ma!

Mark and his ship names

The Gearloose Hay Wire

Huey climbing up Gizmoduck

Mark is Jasmine from Aladdin

Fenton’s destiny

“You will be mine.”

Gyro firing Fenton

Waddleduck

Huey being extra

“In the recycling, you monster!”

Mark being racist

That’s not Gizmoduck!

“I am not your amigo.”

More Huey climbing

Fenton sacrifices himself…but he’s alive!

He still can’t get his damn respect from Gyro, though

Waddleduck song in the ending credits!

The Good Muddahs

Webby episode!

No one wants to play with her

Someone please give this child a hug

Beagle Babes!

Why do they have globes on their chests?

Pink gun

They got Webby!

Beakley said “hussies” holy shit

Thugs and kisses…

The cops in this episode are immensely fucking stupid and useless

HIS WEE WEBBIGAIL

Beagle Babes with Webby

They’re trying, and so far, they’re failing

That’s not Cinderella

Okay they’re bonding with her good

Shoplifting list!

Pulling a gun on your sister

@hueberryshortcake: “She has two ladylike charms. Sorry.”

Beakley is pissed

Bubba nose

They found Webby! She doesn’t want to leave, though. But what if…

THEY RUINED HER

Webby with a gun help

Bagel Beebs

The boys driving the car

Beagle Babes reformed…wait, they want to go back to jail

Happy Birthday, Doofus Drake!

Team Magic!

Tempest in a teapot

Missy’s love for Della

Legends of Legendquest!

Goldie!

“Scariest bunny in the pet shop”

Scheme Team ready to go

Huey farming

Della’s snatched waist

Beagle Boys sweep!

Guhmeemama

“Hellowyn, Llewellyn.”

Honey Bin

Percival P. Peppington (knockoff Willy Wonka)

The child! (Boyd)

Glomgold and Sharkbomb!

“Grandma…OW!…super young aunt”

“Hi, I’m BOYD!”

Lester’s Possum Park

The Duke

A wild Launchpad appears!

Goldie’s legs

Glomgold-Sharkbomb fight!

“Don’t tell me what to DOOOOO!”

#You’reAllWet

Boyd and Gumball sharing a VA

Not the farm!

Goku Huey!

Beaks Optimistic Youth Droid

Boyd goes berserk!

“I swore after last year no one’s eyes would melt out of their heads!”

Goldie betraying Louie

Fucked-up Boyd moment, continued

Goldiemama

“It’s over 9,000!”

HUEY KILL

“This is worse.”

Boyd is Doofus’ new brother

Mr. and Mrs. Drake growing spines and punishing Doofus

Accidental Timephoon! reference?

Huey’s in too deep

Louie’s picture in Goldie’s wallet!

And there you go! Better late than never, I guess. I tried to get in as much as I could. If I missed anything, feel free to add.

[lostbetweenthepages]

I started a Storygraph account if anyone is using that instead of Goodreads.

It's pretty simple and I'm starting fresh so nothing is really on there except for what I've started reading today.

Also, finished Season 1 of Broadchurch and it is so good! Immediately starting Season 2 before heading to the movies to see Goonies on the big screen. It's the 40th anniversary! I am going to bound Mama Fratelli. It's too cold to wear a dress, but I'll wear all black with a beret and pearls!

[kiestrokes]

Kie, build your Goonies crew and who are your Fratelli's?

-excited raccoon hands-

My Goonies: Brand is Shownu (Monsta X) 100%, attractive, buff enough to squash your head like a watermelon, loves food, big brother figure. Mikey is Mark (NCT), a dreamer, levelheaded, passionate, -Taemin voice- ADORABLE. Chunk is Hoshi (Seventeen) because his friends love to pick on him, he's always showing his stomach, is an actual sweetheart. Mouth is Changbin (Stray Kids) for many reasons, he's loud af, a mini buff walking disaster, but mostly for my HyunBin agenda. Andy is Jinyoung (GOT7) because he's pretty, mostly quiet, but when you get him riled up he will tell you off + he's secretly in love with Shownu from their trainee days. Stef is HYUNJIN (Stray Kids), the sass, the comebacks, the androgenous visuals. Data (my love) has to be Jackson (GOT7) he's always wired, everyone doubts his ideas until they actually fucking work.

My Fratelli's: Sloth we need a big buff dude, its gonna be Wonho! Jake gives me big Dokyeom (Seventeen) energy, charismatic, fantastic singer, sneaky. Francis ummm...it's Mingi (ATEEZ) because he's got those same sleepy eyes, and loves his Mama, never wants to disappoint her. Mama has got to be the sassiest of leaders, our captain, Hongjoong (ATEEZ).

[floggingink]

My beloved @yeats-infection tagged me 2-3 years ago: some songs that come up on shuffle!

“Let’s Stay Together,” Al Green. As perfect an opening 30 seconds as can exist. I really dig his jacket on the cover of this album

“Oh, It Is Love,” Hellogoodbye. The cataclysmic importance of Zombies! Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs! to my high school cultural experience cannot be overstressed. This song feels like shoes squelching on the floor of my first after-school job making smoothies and tastes like the white chocolate mochas WITH EXTRA CHOCOLATE FLAKES that the cute boy at Seattle’s Best made for me at Borders just down the sidewalk! Is it the tiny Italianate guitar? Is it Forrest Kline’s incredibly cute nasal vibrato? Is it the giddy drum explosion of the third act? Whatever else sweet aspects of scene royalty came together here… 🤌 Truly romance peaked in 2006

“Spice Up Your Life,” Spice Girls. The cataclysmic importance of Spice World to my elementary school cultural experience cannot be overstressed. Had a big crush on Posh inside the C on the front of this CD…

“She Plays Bass,” beabadoobee. Ah I heard this on one of yeatsie’s wonderful newsletters!!! How lovely indeed is the girl who plays bass <3

“Give Me the Cure,” Fugazi. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

“I Wish I Was the Moon Tonight,” Neko Case. I croon along to this alone in the car a lot

“Just One Kiss,” The Red Romance. This really got a hold on me during undergrad—I love a CLAPS ON THE BEAT song! It’s also on my mighty mighty That Chord playlist for the wah-wah-esque keyboard around 2:50. Kind of delectable ☠️💗🎀 vibes on this one…

“Hound Dog,” Big Mama Thorton. Her voice, her voice and that! Electric! Blues! Guitar!

“Rust,” Monolord. Also on That Chord for the frankly sickening gospel organ/heavy metal conglomeration at the end of the first minute. Heard this off the impeccably-named metallic fuckery playlist tits, clits, Satan, curated by the pinup artist who designed my motorcycle ring

“The Fallen,” Franz Ferdinand. The cataclysmic importance of You Could Ha[gunshot] I think about the word “slick” a lot as it’s used to describe some of the licky, jammy music I love from this era—The Strokes were forever “slick” in Spin. The Fratellis were kind of slick! The aughts’ Arctic Monkeys were a bit slick… I think FF firing on all cylinders as they so often are were the slickest! A perfect album.

I respectfully solicit @sullypants, @village-skeptic, @nimmieamee, and @gingertumericlemon

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

The Goonies (1985) co-produced and directed by Richard Donner

[reefer-reelz-n-reviews]

The Goonies (1985)

Smoking: After School Special

You know in the beginning when Robert Davi is faking dead in the county jail, I never understood how he knocked that cop out. It is one of the fakest hits I think I’ve seen in a movie. I mean sure it is 985, but it doesn’t have to be that terrible.

Introducing all the kids throughout the police chase is brilliant through Steven Spielberg. I think my favorite is Corey Feldman when he turns off the tv for the sirens and then the sirens keep going and he hits the tv 😂 just turn around.

True brother-ship right there. Josh Brolin and Sean Astin definitely act like how brothers would.

Ke Huy Quan is my favorite though. All his inventions.

F**king CF. All of those crazy things he “translated” for Lupe Ontiveros. “Always separate the drugs” 🙄

Jeff Cohen… so loud, so annoying. Let’s just yell as loud as you can that these people are going to kill you to where they can hear you. Like tf

Anne Ramsey is definitely one of the scarier mob ladies I think I’ve ever seen. She was definitely a great choice to play Mama Fratelli.

Kerri Green and Martha Plimpton running into the restaurant screaming after finding fish heads on a rake. KG “it jumped right out of the bushes” 🙄 big babies.

Guess Nike paid for some ad space. Saw 2 clear shots of different kinds of shoes as they lowered into the tunnel.

I absolutely love when they starting banging on the pipes! The asshats at the Country Club deserve every bit. Especially Steven Antin in the bathroom!

Just realized that Joe Pantoliano is the captain in Bad Boys. Had to text the bestie 😎

Goonies Never Say Die!

How does AR know the shoe size she was looking at are 5’s??

Now I really wanna Baby Ruth.

KHQ’s inventions saved his live. Pinchers of Peril! Next, his slick shoes!

Then my favorite booby trap from One Eye Willie. The Bone Organ. Poor KG all that pressure to do it right and not kill everyone.

Then we have John Matuszak turn into Super Sloth and kicks his brothers asses! And then AR being a terrible mother. “I only dropped you one once. Well maybe twice.”

I always wondered how JC’s mother in the movie felt about him saying that JM was going to live with them now. Like just inviting some adult stranger into your home.

Of course, they save The Goon Docks!

Thanks for reading this episode of Reefer-Reelz-N-Reviews!

Toke on!😶‍🌫️

-RRR

[hitchell-mope]

The bitch is gonna kill him isn’t she?

[draculaforce]

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P: Pornostartrek - USS (Ubiquitous Synergy Seeker)

R: Regarding the Wolf - Skittish

O: Only Anarchists are Pretty - World / Inferno Friendship Society

B: Beowulf - Slothrust

L: Life On Fire - Mapache

E: Enemies Forever - Blaqk Audio

M: Mama - The Sugarcubes

A: artsick - tricot

T: This Suit - 12 Stone Toddler

I: I Am a Trans-Continental Railroad, Please Run a Train On Me - SeeYouSpaceCowboy

C: Creepin' Up The Backstairs - The Fratellis

M: Mumbai - Brika

I: It's Gonna Be (Alright) - Ween

L: Los Malaventurados No Lloran - PXNDX

F: Fool's Gold

Playlist here

(Send me a 💖for your own URL playlist!)

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Isabella Rossellini

Buon compleanno, Isabella Rossellini!

Isabella Rossellini è modella, attrice, scrittrice, produttrice, regista, etologa e fiera fondatrice della fattoria organica MAMA Farm.

Una vita intensa in cui ha saputo costruirsi e ricostruirsi seguendo le proprie attitudini.

Figlia d’arte di due figure iconiche del mondo del cinema, l’attrice svedese Ingrid Bergman e il regista italiano Roberto Rossellini, è nata il 18 giugno 1952 a Roma.

Fin da piccola ha frequentato i set cinematografici, anche se il suo più grande interesse era per i costumi, più che per la recitazione. Ha studiato all’Accademia di costume e di moda della capitale e iniziato a lavorare come assistente costumista per alcuni film del padre. Ha debuttato sul grande schermo nel 1976, nel cast di Nina, accanto a sua madre, diretta da Vincente Minnelli.

Ha recitato in cast internazionali con registi del calibro dei fratelli Taviani, David Lynch, Nikita Mikhalkov, Abel Ferrara, Peter Greenaway, per citarne alcuni.

Nel 1979 si è trasferita negli Stati Uniti dove ha iniziato a lavorare come modella. Fotografata da artisti come Bruce Weber, Richard Avedon, Helmut Newton, Annie Leibovitz e Robert Mapplethorpe, è comparsa sulle copertine delle maggiori riviste femminili come Vogue, Marie Claire, Harper’s Bazaar, Vanity Fair e Elle.

Nel marzo 1988 le è stata dedicata una mostra fotografica, chiamata Ritratto di donna, presso il Museo d’Arte Moderna di Parigi.

Anche la pop star Madonna ne ha celebrato la bellezza inserendola prima nel videoclip Erotica e nel libro fotografico Sex.

L’industria cinematografica statunitense, all’inizio, diffidava di lei, la sua fortuna è stata quella di aver lavorato per produzioni indipendenti o europee grazie alle quali non è stata etichettata in alcun modo.

Protagonista di diversi documentari, nel 2023 è stata diretta da Alice Rohrwacher in La chimera, presentato in concorso al Festival di Cannes. Nello stesso anno ha ricevuto il premio alla carriera ai David di Donatello e alla Festa del Cinema di Roma.

Insignita di altri prestigiosi premi, ha ricevuto un Independent Spirit Awards come migliore attrice protagonista per la sua parte in Velluto blu, una nomination ai Golden Globe come migliore attrice in una miniserie per la tv per il suo ruolo in Crime of the Century ed una nomination agli Emmy Award come guest star nella serie drammatica Chicago Hope.

È consigliera del Wildlife Conservation Network e direttrice della Howard Gilman Foundation, istituzione impegnata nella salvaguardia della natura e nella conservazione dell’arte, della fotografia e della danza. Ha anche collaborato con il Central Park Conservancy e sostiene varie associazioni per l’addestramento di cani-guida per persone cieche. È stata anche amministratrice della George Eastman House che le ha conferito un premio onorario per il sostegno alla conservazione dei film.

Ha scritto diversi libri tra cui l’autobiografia, Some of me, nel 1997; Looking at Me (on pictures and photographers) nel 2002 e In the name of the Father, the Daughter and the Holy Spirits: Remembering Roberto Rossellini, nel 2006, che è stato accompagnato dal cortometraggio di Guy Maddin Mio padre ha 100 anni in cui ha interpretato quasi tutti i ruoli, maschili e femminili. In My Chickens and I, del 2018, documenta la sua esperienza e ricerca sull’allevamento di galline di razze antiche.

Il coraggio di sperimentarsi l’ha portata a diventare regista a cinquant’anni e il grande amore per gli animali a conseguire una laurea in etologia a sessanta.

La prima parte della sua vita è stata definita dalla fama di altre persone, in primis i celebri genitori e poi i suoi celebri compagni come Martin Scorsese, Gary Oldman e David Linch.

Nella seconda è prevalsa la passione per gli animali e la natura.

Trascorre gran parte del suo tempo al MAMA Farm, azienda agricola incentrata sulla biodiversità che ha fondato nel 2013 sulla costa sud di Long Island, nello stato di New York.

Attenta alla sostenibilità e alla moda etica, per cui ha condotto numerose campagne, ha istituito un fondo che eroga borse di studio che premiano studenti e studentesse di moda che integrano la lana di pecore di razza antica e filiera certificata nelle loro collezioni.

Ha anche sviluppato una capsule collection utilizzando i filati provenienti dalla sua fattoria.

Regista di deliziosi film educativi sugli animali in cui si traveste da verme, mosca, lumaca.

Isabella Rossellini, libera, originale, ironica, intelligente, impegnata, sul suo profilo Instagram, in cui è molto attiva, si definisce: attrice, film maker e contadina.

Accetta con disinvoltura il passare degli anni, ama le sue rughe e continua a sfoggiare il suo bellissimo sorriso, lanciando messaggi di consapevolezza e libertà femminile, insistendo sulla cultura della cura dell’ambiente e di ogni specie animale.

Ritiene l’arte di invecchiare un oscillare tra ottimismo e incoscienza, tra inseguire i sogni e farsi sopraffare dai problemi, gettarsi in nuove sfide, come un corso di ornitologia, e non considerare mai di essere nell’ultimo atto della propria vita.

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