#Malternativ

[thelunaticartist]

❇︎This Barbie has the Ruhepuls (rest pulse).❇︎

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I'm a huge fan of @malternativ and jumped at the opportunity to draw him after he posted a photo in one of the Barbie cartons. I hope you enjoy it. 💖

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[ajarofpickledtears]

Malternativ: Da ruft gerade ne Frau an, weil ihr Bruder Depressionen hat, und möchte seine Chakren lösen. (ASTRO TV - was ist FALSCH mit euch?, über Ich hab nicht erwartet, dass es SO schlimm wird! - Gronkh Reaction)

[schadenfreudich]

Hi!! I come to you since you're my dearest German mutual, and I've been learning German since 2020 and well, I can learn grammar and vocabulary but I wanna find more german (real german, not just textbook german yk) content to listen to and become more fluid!! I'm guessing you might know stuff like music and youtube channels and maybe podcasts and that sort of stuff-? It'd be very helpful! Thanks in advance :3

This is so much, especially music. We just listen to a lot of german music a wide variety. Sorry or you're welcome

Youtubers:

coldmirror: one of the longest existing youtubers, comedy

Spacefrogs: mostly political humor

Iblali: hasn't really been active on that channel but at least was funny

Hand of Blood: comedy and gaming, and weird costumes

Zeo: comedy, mostly speaks in understable german, mostly (Chill deine Basics has a character who speaks in a thick Bavarian accent)

der Heider: haven't actually watched him in a while, also thick Bavarian accent sometines

Klengan: talks about stuff happening on youtube, mostly, last video I remember was about Jeremy Fragrance

Tommy Toalingling: gay, as in he makes a lot of videos about queer topics, also he's gay (this could be helpful if you want to know more about queer terms in german)

Kegy: comedy and also I keep referencing him and no one gets it, also hasn't uploaded in 4 years

Malternativ: in case you want to listen to a german man scream about annoying things (he's funny, I promise)

MiiMii: really hard to describe, weird drawings

Rob Bubble: politic humor, Anti-Webvideopreis (for the worst video of the year)

Podcasts:

Brainpain (by Heider and Klengan)

einer von den Guten (having actually listened to that one, but Zeo is one of them. so it can't be bad)

nicht mehr ganz Twitter (also includes Zeo and the guy who did Iblali)

Lästerschwestern (by Rob Bubble)

I really don't listen to a lot of podcasts, but those exist and the people aren't awful in other media)

Not a podcast, but an audiobook:

Känguru-Chroniken: have you ever wanted to listen to a story about a communist kangaroo and an anarchist artist? Because this is that. It's really funny.

Music:

Comedian Harmonists: you should definitely listen to "mein kleiner grüner Kaktus" at least once. They're old and made what wikipedia calls "volkstümliche Musik"

Cro: rap/pop kinda music, I recommend "Einmal um die Welt" and "Bye Bye"

die Ärzte: punk band, have themes such as death, kink, random gay lines and anti-fascism. I recommend "Junge" and "M&F", just because they're like the most popular songs. But if you want to listen to a weirder song, I'd suggest "meine Ex(plodierte Freundin)", way too happy for the fact that he's talking about his girlfriend exploding.

Die Prinzen: A cappella, "alles nur geklaut" is very popular and the funniest song to get cover

Die toten Hosen: punk band, our syskids really like "Walkampf", maybe a little too much. "Tage wie diese" and "Altes Fieber" are quite popular. Also "zehn kleine Jägermeister", just be aware the source of "zehn kleine [word]" is racist, if you choose to look that up, not this song, just the original one.

EAV (Erste Allgemeine Verunsicherung): they were an Austrian punk band, so if some words are confusing, that might just be because they're Austrian. Also "Ba-Ba Banküberfall", because it's really funny.

Falco: also Austrian, Neue Deutsche Welle, you should listen to "Rock me, Amadeus", "Egoist", "Dance Mephisto" and actually basically every song. We just really like Falco.

Glasperlenspiel: electro-pop, "geiles Leben" and "Echt" are really great, also "Traumtänzer" and "Legoschloss"

Haggefugg: medieval rock, "Daheim" and "Märchenwald"

Heldmaschine: industrial metal, sound similar to Rammstein (they have a song about that)

Herbert Grönemeyer: rock(?) singer, I recommend "Männer" and "Kinder an die Macht", also "etwas warmes" (that one's gay)

LaBrassBanda: So Bavarian they were Lederhosen in every picture, but they have an entire album they recorded in a cow barn, so I had to mention them

Mark Forster: pop, very popular, "Au Revoir" (and on that note, Sido, I guess) and "Chöre" are great

Max Giesinger: pop, "Wenn sie tanzt" is very nice

Megaherz: Neue Deutsche Härte, they have a cover of "Rock me Amadeus", and also "Schwarz = Religion" is great

Musica Immortalis: medieval music, I saw them in person, they only have 60 monthly listeners on spotify but they are so so good. Like, "Kraken" and "der Sturm", wonderful.

OOMPH!: one of the first bands under Neue Deutsche Härte, there is so much, so I'll recommend albums this time. "Des Wahnsinns Fette Beute", multiple queer songs, crossdressing, being scared of your own homosexuality and public gay sex with a sailor. Also one song about suicide. "Ritual", a lot of pain and suffering, also a song titled "TRRR - FCKN - HTLR", which does include the line "terror, ficken, Hitler" being shouted multiple times.

Reis Against The Spülmaschine: parodies, also only three songs but they're incredibly funny

Schattenmann: Neue Deutsche Härte, some quite explicitly sexual songs, but they're good. Like "Choleriker", which isn't about sex but is about violence and anger issues

Tanzwut: Neue Deutsche Härte but also medieval

The toten Crackhuren im Kofferraum: punk, all women, great, wonderful, I recommend "ich und mein Pony" and "Punkrock hat mir das Herz gebrochen"

Voxxclub: also very Bavarian, it's great ����

Nena: Neue Deutsche Welle, especially "99 Luftballons" and "Irgendwie, Irgendwo, Irgendwann"

And this is more so specific songs that were a very formative experience when we were 12-15:

"ne Leiche" by SDP, Sido (yes, it's about a corpse)

"Willst du" by Alligatoah (sounds like a love song, but it's about drugs)

"Über den Wolken" by Reinhard Mey (this one is just nice)

"Monsta" by Culcha Candela (we call it the german monsterfucker song, because that woman is a literal monster and he's like "even better!")

"Major Tom (... völlig losgelöst)" by Peter Schilling (this one's sad)

"Die Da!?" by die Fantastischen Vier

"Nur ein Wort" by Wir sind Helden (just a love song)

"Stadt" by Cassandra Steen, Adel Tawil

"Perfekte Welle" by Juli

"Vom selben Stern" by Ich + Ich

"Skandal im Sperrbezirk" by Spider Murphy Gang (be aware it's about prostitues and the language is a little outdated, but the song is good)

I don't think I have to tell you about Rammstein, but also "Mann gegen Mann" is gay

[fluffle-system]

Gegut. Dabei habe ich so gelacht als Malternativ das gesagt hat

[bluebellowl]

Some doodles of the Malternative cartoon mascot. Don‘t quote me on this but this german Youtuber might shout more than jacksepticeye.

[bixisarusher]

Ok so no one on whole wide tumblr is blogging about Halte, that's fine, but the HannaxMalte kiss just made my Top 5 Christmas Movie list, i don't care that this is a YouTube series that is basically just advertisement for Ebay, this Ship is my ship and I will go down with it. Spoilers.

[xellnikov]

ja, er hat zwei! einmal ruhepuls wo er manchmal letsplays macht oder reddits wie r/onejob oder so durchgeht, das ist echt extrem lustig und generell kommt da auch sehr viel anderer blödsinn abgesehen von malternativ. generell sehr gemixt :3

den kanal feierabend führt nicht nur er, sondern auch alle möglichen kollegen von ihm (zum beispiel eben niko, aber ich mag alle. Nerdfactory, falls du den kennst, ist auch regelmäßig dabei), wo sie vor allem alkohol trinken, reviewen und anderen kram essen. natürlich auch viele andere sachen wie influenzer nahrung, andersstaatige snacks. ich bin selbst zwar nicht der größte fan von alkohol aber finde es trotzdem angenehm, weil ich mich dann weniger allein fühle und auch ein paar adventskalender folgen sind dort.

das stimmt, jedes seiner formate ist top tier. egal welches video er raushaut, ich weiß, irgendwie wirds schon super sein. das ist angenehm an ihm hahahah

hiiii :DD hab gerade was auf tumblr gesucht und bin auf einen himmelalten post von dir gestoßen. du hast mal malternativ videos geschaut?

Oh gott woa ich kann mich gar nicht dran erinnern den hier erwähnt zu haben, aber jap!!! Früher noch regelmäßiger, heutzutage immer mal wieder wenn mir einfällt dass er existiert akdvdkfh. Obwohl ich die ganzen Religions Videos immer mal wieder anschau weil ich die einfach derbe witzig finde :D

[yukithevoid]

Schau so Malternativ gestern.

BOOM

Nostalgie

Ich war früher so richtig stolz das zu haben.

[zwaynie]

Reingeguckt 👌#stubermovie #malternativ (hier: CinemaxX Hamburg Dammtor) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1EiFJgoSGM/?igshid=6zxfa9hgf9z0

[cashgeeh]

Wir müssen ja nicht jährlich Weltkrieg spielen, nur wenn wir hinten am Datum ne Zahl ändern.

Malternativ

[valentinosbabyhoe]

Man schießt ja auch mit Schrot auf Spatzen

Sie haben es wieder getan..., Malte, 2k18, In nem FVKN VIDEO ÜBER FCKN TIK-TOK

[ruby-the-papillon]

Japan und der Tierschutz (Dokumentation) - 動物福祉

[adonraz]

Today I tried for the very first time to draw one of my most favorite YouTubers, Malternativ. I'm not really good at drawing real people, but it still was a lot of fun! I just love his videos so much..

[wrong-planet-boy]

MAYA HIII!

MAYA HAWWW!

MAYA HAWHAW!!

@xxlumos why did you make this stuck in my head and now this comes back at 2.30 am??? I didn't even worked in Maya for over 6 months!! Whyyy?? 😭😭😭

[mitteilungsbeduerfnis]

Drucker sind wie schlechte Haustiere: Wenn man sie streichelt, dann bringt das nichts,- und Kacke machen sie trotzdem!

Malternativ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etczD7D822c