#Malice Phlox [Hivemind]

[fennel-tea-and-nightshade]

CW: Sex mention

Philomena:[looks at Moros] ahhhh! Your boy toy!

Eliana: I....no, mom, they're not my "boy toy" they're my boyfriend, who I have a commitment relationship with! Stop acting like she's some kind of secret, forbidden sex affair!

Philomena: ...He's not?

Eliana: No! I wanna marry him one day!

Philomena: .....Ahhh! So you want to have one husband for money, and one husband for sex! Alright

Moros: ......Did you hear that Malice? I'm the sexy husband.

Malice: ..... Actually Madame Phlox, there appears to be a misterunading. Eli and I have a very fulfilling intonate life. I have both! Good Sex AND money! Moros only has one...

Eli: .....I can't do this anymore

[fennel-tea-and-nightshade]

Eli be like

"Isn't it so weird at how I am an evil murderous crime lord and that's ok for everyone but the moment I have two lovers people start losing their shit?"

[fennel-tea-and-nightshade]

Eli: [cassually cuts someone's throat open during their first meeting]

Malice: Yep that's it that's the women for life

[fennel-tea-and-nightshade]

Malice: Honey...Do you trust me?

Eli: I..I mean..y-yes?

Malice: Then trust my jugedment, that I would die a thousand deaths, just to bring a smile on your face. I would die and I would kill and I have done both, just so you are happy.

- Session Qoute