#lucas phlox [hivemind]

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Viper~~

You constantly kissing Elis for head as Lucas..~~

I see you.

I love forehead kisses for them! Its a really soft and gentle romantic gesture, often showing a will to protect the other person 💕💕

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Ich: Eli und Moros sind gerade objektiv gesünder als Eli und Lucas...

Viper: Lass das nicht Lucas hören.

Ich: Aber es stimmt.

Viper: ...Lass das nicht Lucas-

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Some shipping names for Eli ships ✨️💕

Poisonous obsession - ONE sided Eli x Norman

I think poisonous obsession always described more of the crush that Eli had on him, rather than the actual shipping itself. This shipping name obviously makes akot of sense, given that this crush started with Eli trying to POISON him and all that. Also we stole this name from the RWBY fandom, I think.

Normal Poison - Mutual Eli x Norman

Obviously just a play on normal human and Elis Poison association. I don't think anyone ships this anymore but if you do, who I am to judge. Go! Be free!

Abnormal Poison- Abnorman x Eli

No because I still remember this shipping name, and I think it's funny ok? It may be just another flavor of Eli x Moros but different enough to differentiate.

Healthy toxin - Eli x Lucas

This was a suggestion from V and it does make sense. It's mainly a play on the fact that Eli and Lucas are rather healthy but the fundamentals of their relationship is the most toxic shit.

Cordeceyps - Cordeceyps!Eli x Moros

Ah yes. That's the shipping name V said was a spoiler....for a good danm god reason. Naming them "Cordeceyps" now would be......ummm...*cough* Buuut I think it's still a good shipping name for an AU. "Cordeceyps" as a shipping name will always have special place in my heart

Morel - Eli x Moros

This.... might be the fucking FUNNIEST shipping name in any Hivemind settling YET. Morel is the type of mushroom Moros gave Eli to escpae the town. Morel ALSO is a Mix of the names Eli and Moros. Also Morel sounds like "moral" which is just....it's too glorious omfg

[No name yet] - Lucas x Eli x Moros

*inhale*

I NEED A SHIPPING NAME FOR THEM SO BADLY OMG. Also when I mean this, I maintain mean Eli dating Moros and Lucas, but in my headcanon Lucas and Moros definitely have something (mainly sexual lol) going on so.... you could see this ad "Elis harem" but also "The throuple" idccc..but I needs a nameeeeeeee

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Lucas and Moros: *violently making out after yet another petty argument*

Eli: I....I feel like a third wheele here-'

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I think Lucas got 5 psychic damage when he lost Eli ^^'

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Lucas: Natürlich können wir für dich ein henna Abend machen!

Lucas: ...Ich weiß nicht wirklich wie ich zu den "deine Mutter weint um dich, als ob sie dich nie wieder sehen dürfte" stehe aber es ist DEINE Kultur und ich werde dich immer dich IMMER in deiner authentischen Selbstentfaltung unterstützen 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Eli: Danke Luca-

Lucas: I m m e r

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Appertnley Lucas waited till marriage and I need you to know that.

God having regular sex wih Eli made him such a man whore ((for his wife. But still a whore, respectfully))

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"My wife is amazing and can seduce any god"

- Lucas Phlox

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Mein ideales Ende (mind you, Lucas ist in diesen Skit nicht in sein orginal Körper)

Moros: ...Weißt du....wie viel Impuls Kontrolle ich habe...dich nicht....sofort in den nächsten Vulkan zu schmeißen..?

Lucas: AWWWWWWWWW~~ Hast du SOOO GROßE EMOTIONALE REAKTIONEN GEGEBENÜBER EINEN MORTAAALL??

Moros: ....

Lucas: Komm schon~~ Schmeiß mich in den nächsten Vulkan~~

Moros: ...

Lucas: Was hält dich auf?? Ich werde wieder kommen! Komm! Mach es! Mach es!!

Moros: ...[nimmt Lucas hoch und trägt ihn]

Eli: ...

Lucas: JAAAA!!! VULKAN! VULKAN! VULAKN!!

Boys: VULKAN! VULKAN! VULKAN!

Eli: ....

Lucas: VULAKN! VULKAN! VULKAN!

Eli: ....

Lucas: Komm schon~~

Moros: ...Miss Phlox, ich-

Eli: DANN SCHMEIß IHN DOCH IN DEN NÄCHSTEN VULKAN!! SCHMEIß IHH DOCH IN DEN NÄCHSTEN VULKAN!!

Lucas: JAAA!!!! VULKAN!!!!!

Moros: [Yeetet ihn in den nächsten Vulkan]

Lucas: FUCKKK YEEEEEeeeeeeahhhhhhh......

Moros: ....Er hat wortwörtlich dannach gefragt.

Eli: [hinterfragt ihre gesamte Existenz]

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Me: Warte....warum redest du so als wäre Lucas am Ende tot?

V: ...

Me: Viperr

V: Ich würde doch niemals Lucas umbringen. Lucas der am Ende stirbt ist eine Lüge and can not harm you!

Me:

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" so....what you're saying is...I'm better than Lucas"

Und das war der Augenblick da wo ich mir nur dachte

"Jep. Es geht los. Das ist jetzt mein Leben."

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Litteraly Lucas @ Moros last session:

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Women: So what's your type?

Lucas: I have a wife.

Women: So what's your type then?

Lucas: My wife.

Women: And what does she look like?

Lucas: She looks like my wife.

Women: So what would you rate me out of 10?

Lucas: Umm I can't do that.

Womem: Can't rate me at all?

Lucas: I can't rate you at all.

Women: So what would you rate your wife out of 10?

Lucas: She broke my scale because she's so beautiful

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✨️Non Canon Things V said as Moros✨️

Warning: Ungodly and cursed horniness

Moros: I'm going to fuck her depressive episode out of her.

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Moros: Can I slit your throat open and fuck it? Ah right..I forgot you're a virgin in throat fucking...

Eli: ...

Moros: Darlin' once I'm done with you, every single body part of you is going to be deflowerd.

Eli: Moros I'm pretty sure I would...die...if you did that

Moros: ....

Moros: *takes out his phone* HIPPOKRATES!!! I WANT TO THROAT FUCK ELIANA PHLOX, CAN YOU HEAL HEr-

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Moros: *cuddles Eli* And? Are your sex organs well circulated with blood now?

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Moros: *pathetic men crying at a bar*

Lucas: ?? Why aren't you with Eli? Isn't today your day with her?

Moros: *more pathetic men crying*

Lucas: ...Let me guess, she didn't want to have sex with you?

Moros: *Cry*

Lucas: *sigh* OK what happened?

Moros: *sniff* I wanted to slit her throat open and throat fuck her-

Lucas: Ok yeah no, I heard enough

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Saw this and had to think of Eli and Lucas ((even tho Lucas doesn't really care, and Eli doesn't really care in canon right now. If it happens it happens))

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Tbh........ I'm totally high on migraine and can't think at all but....... yoooooooooooo

What if......the reason why "there is Noone else" for Lucas is because..........he's aro spec and........just never had feelings for somoene else before Eli

.....yoooooooo

Wait this would actually remind me of one of Vipers other characters, who believes the first (and only) women he ever had romantic feelings for must be "the one"