#Philomena Phlox [Hivemind]

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CW: Sex mention

Philomena:[looks at Moros] ahhhh! Your boy toy!

Eliana: I....no, mom, they're not my "boy toy" they're my boyfriend, who I have a commitment relationship with! Stop acting like she's some kind of secret, forbidden sex affair!

Philomena: ...He's not?

Eliana: No! I wanna marry him one day!

Philomena: .....Ahhh! So you want to have one husband for money, and one husband for sex! Alright

Moros: ......Did you hear that Malice? I'm the sexy husband.

Malice: ..... Actually Madame Phlox, there appears to be a misterunading. Eli and I have a very fulfilling intonate life. I have both! Good Sex AND money! Moros only has one...

Eli: .....I can't do this anymore

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"Your Polycule is so much!"

*the polycule had 3 people in it*

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Philomenas

"Since you...seem to be..rather involved with everyone who isn't your..husband"

Made me so deeply uncomfortable (in a good way but bro)

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Can I just say, I highly doubt Elis father even knows he has a daughter

I think Philomena had fun with a random traveler and wasn't able to track him down....

Home boy probably doesn't even know.

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Philomena (Elis mutter) verurteilt Eli nicht dass sie ein Gott datet, sondern nur dass dieser Gott Moros ist und nicht jemand woe Zypher, das reichste Wesen der Hivemind Existenz 💀💀💀

"Eli, er hat doch kein Geld...."

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I thought about Elis mother and tbh I think she's absolutely hilarious