#Malcom Campbell

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American Cars at Brooklands

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Dgm is a story about parenting prove me wrong

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20 Questions for Writers

Thanks for the tag @starfleetwitch you dont mind if I get my lawyer in the room for these do you?

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

*Consults with Lawyer*

Ahem... to my knowledge, there are 4 on Ao3. HAH! Cant catch me that easily old sport!

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

I've been reliably informed its currently 42,037. Is this an interrogation or a friendly chat? Come on come one. Get to it, we all have homes to get back to.

3. What fandoms do you write for?

*Lawyer mumbles something in my ear*

Your honor, I can disclose that I've written for Holby City and Doctor who/ Unit AND NOTHING ELSE!

*Murmuring in the courtroom*

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

According to my carefully maintained and TOTALLY innocent paper work:

We're both adults

What happens at the office party stays at the office party

The Princess's Language lesson

I have a proposal

IN THAT ORDER. Go head, check the data. I'm telling the truth, your honor. Honest as an... honest... thing...

5. Do you respond to comments?

I AM NOTHING BUT INNOCENT AND KIND AND GRACIOUS IN MY COMMENTS.

*bangs the table*

WHAT ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF HERE?!

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

*panicked murmuring from the lawyer*

Due to the nature of the written documents in question, I've been advised to not mention The Princess's Language lesson

*Sound of a lawyer face palming*

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

We're both adults your honor! It's nothing but pure happiness from start to finish, I SWEAR your honor. I am nothing but a writer of pure fluff and happiness, I've never written anything else in my life WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO your honor.

*looks down to see the lawyer has written SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! on a piece of paper*

8. Do you get hate on fics?

No your honor. I have a person blocking me from posting certain things but thats a whole separate thing unrelated to this case WHICH YOU'LL HAVE TO GET A WARRANT to question me on. SO THERE!

*Lawyer pulls out a bottle of whiskey and starts necking it*

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Lawyer:

Me:

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

*Lawyer knows we're fucked now and just straight up leaves*

Oh e...errr.... erm.... Oh god... shit. Fuck. Erm... Just the one published currently... errr... C-c-can I possibly get another lawyer?

*The Princess's Language lesson falls out of my pocket*

SHIT DON'T LOOK AT THAT! ITS ABOUT A FAIRY PRINCESS LEARNING TO SPEAK! ITS SO BORING AND INNOCENT! DONT LOOK AT IT! ITS TOTALLY NOT KATE STEWART ABSOLUTELY WRECKING MALCOM TUCKER FROM THE THICK OF IT! I SWEAR! ITS JUST BORING BABY SHIT ABOUT A PRINCESS AND MAGICAL PONIES! 😭😭😭

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

*Uncontrollable sobbing*

If I did, would that help my case?!

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

*Absolute wailing as I wish a bad translation could explain away my sins*

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

*Sobering*

YES! BUT YOU'LL NEVER GET THEIR NAME! I DONT GRASS! SNITCHES GET STITCHES!

14. What’s your all time favourite ship?

Kate Stewart WITH LITERALLY ANY FEMALE! No... no wait BERENA! NO WAIT KATE STEWART!!!!! NO BERENA!

FUCK IT! KATE STEWART/ BERENA IF I CAN HAVE ONLY ONE! UNLIKE YOU YOU SICK FUCK I DONT CHOOSE BETWEEN MY FAVS! I LOVE THEM ALL EQUALLY AND HAVE THEM LOVED EQUALLY!

*The Princess's Language lesson falls out of my pocket again*

I SAID DONT FUCKING LOOK AT THAT!

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

THATS SUCH A PERSONAL QUESTION AND ITS REALLY NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

*A fic about Serena wearing a strap falls out of my pocket*

STOP LOOKING AT THE SHIT THATS FALLING OUT OF MY POCKETS YOU WIERDO!

*A Zoe and Frankie locked in a records room WIP and a Jacqui with a tied up EVIL!Kate WIP fall out of my pocket making an awful racket as they roll around the floor like a tin can filled with nails at 3am when you're trying not to wake the house*

Before you say anything... I've never seen those documents in my life. They were CLEARLY planted on me in some CONSPIRACY to paint my character as a writer of FILTH.

I'd like this incident struck from the record please

*A currently 10,000 word WIP thats just PWP Kate/Serena/Bernie also falls out of my pocket*

What even is the point of pockets in women's trousers these days?! CAN'T HOLD SHIT!

16. What are your writing strengths?

*Still recovering and stuffing the wips back into my shallow ass pockets*

Apparently I've written some really decent GAY!straight sex, but I can't tell you why people have said that. I have NEVER written smut in my life!

*The Princess's Language lesson falls out of my pocket again*

I'm gonna mc fuckin' loose it in a second

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

*Trying not to cry again*

Finishing things. Posting things I HAVE finished. Getting my creations past the person I mentioned earlier that blocks me from posting shit. Again fuck you though, you need to open up a whole new court case to get me to talk about that.

SNITCHES. GET. STITCHES. Your honor.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

Please be clear on your questions, your honor. I'm clearly struggling here. I dont know what this means. Is this a controversial point? Do people in general have opinions on characters using their own language at times?

19. First fandom you wrote for?

You honor. I come to you on my knees a shattered shell of a human being. I am a broken horse. Please dont rub salt in my wounds that I completed straight smut before I completed gay smut and just accept that it was an unspecified part of the Jemma Redgrave cinematic universe.

20. Favourite fic you’ve written?

We're both adults! I had a very specific writing method for that fic and though it took me a year to complete, I COMPLETED IT and I was happy with the result.

*The Princess's Language lesson falls out of my pocket again*

Lets just... get the tags over and done with. Interrogation over. I feel like I just got RINSED.

@ktlsyrtis @seahorsepencils @colourmestoked04 @akaanonymouth @shippingsincebeforeyouwereborn @lapalfruity @kowarth @backjustforberena

[darcy-robertson-king]

From what I’ve seen, there’s a fair chance she would have killed him for that. She does seem very persistent on language and grammer.

@darcy-robertson-king Missy told me to ask you about... UK politics.

[shortspiderdude]

Silly Game Time: Who are the protagonists of two stories you really enjoy? (could be from any media: movies, shows, novels, games, comics, etc.) (yes, OCs count)

AND which of them would win a drag contest?

(Right now, I really like Hughie Campbell from The Boys and my other favorite protagonist is Malcolm Bright from Prodigal Son. And out of the two of them. Malcom would win. Mostly because he's dramatic and would get into it more than Hughie.

I think Hughie would try but he'd be ultimately too nervous.)

[captain-price-unofficially]

Tubby The Tank Buster, a Dodge chassis fitted with improvised hull and QF 6-pounder with mounting (removed from Mark IV or Mark V tank). Designed by Sir Malcom Campbell and utilised by Sommerford Home Guard.

[fireflycollectivelibrary]

Can we be a lil specific and ask for Scottish n Irish names please 👉🏼👈🏼

Doesn't matter what usage gender-wise just go full fire with what you can find

Of course! The sites we use to find names actually have a nationality / origin filter so this is quite easy for us! Gonna separate them by nationality just because they're two separate lists and it's easier for us that way. /lh

SCOTTISH ;

Masc ; Camden, Lennox, Berkley, Duncan, Craig, Bram, Connell, Stennis, Cairn, Iain, Collin, Donald, Malcom,

Neu ; Bryce, Karson / Carson, Monroe, McKay, Ross, Bowie, Blaire, Makenzie, Edin, Leslie, Campbell, Greer, Lorne

Femme ; Bonne, Allie, Mackendra, Isla, Elsie, Maisie, Lila, Elspet

IRISH ;

Masc ; Connor, Brayden / Braeden, Finn, Killian, Donovan, Declan, Ronan, Kieran, Finnegan

Neu ; Kennedy, Teagan, Sean, Shane, Brennan, Emmet, Finley, Brady, Murphy, Dillon, Barry, Peyton, Rowan, Kyla, Sloan / Sloane, MacKenna, Rory, Cassidy,

Femme ; Maeve, Kiera, Nola, Bria, Orla, Kylie, Keira, Kayleigh, Aileen, Saoirse, Mora, Aisling

Hope these help! If not, feel free to send in another ask or DM @fireflycollective

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//  So i'm cleaning up which muses i use.  ATM only a few of them are up as I'm retweaking the muses/bios pages. I thought i'd let you know whos being put in request and who is staying If you have threads with any of these characters i'm keeping those going. The list of which muses are staying or by request is below the cut

By request Community troy barnes britta perry annie edision Shirley bennett Supernatural Sam winchester Castiel 21 jump street Adam Fuller Psych Pierre Desperaux The nanny fran fine BTVS Xander harris Muses staying Community  Jeff winger Craig pelton Abed nadir Supernatural Gaberiel Dean winchester Garth fithgeral the 3rd Mash Hawkeye Radar BJ Red dwarf Arnold rimmer Dave lister 21 jump street Doug Penhall Dennis booker Tom Hanson Scrubs Perry Cox JD House md Greg House James Wilson Juan "Alvie" Alvarez Psych Carlton Lassiter Shawn spencer Boy meets world Sean hunter Croy mattews Eric mattews BTVS Spike OZ Taking over the asylum Campbell Bain Cobra kai Daniel larusso Johnny lawrence Amanda larusso Scream Dwlight "dewy" Riley Randy Meeks Billy Loomis Stu Macher AHS James patrick march Prodigal Son Malcom bright Martin Whitly So  they'll all be available but some you'll have to request as i don't use them as much.

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Caption: DAYTONA BEACH

Booklet Description: 4. DAYTONA BEACH The city of Daytona has a triple waterfront -- one on the Atlantic Ocean and one on each side of a tidelands lagoon, and the most famous beach in the world -- 23 miles long and 500 feet wide. The hard-packed sands of this natural speedway have made many world speed records possible from Alexander Winton's 1903 speed of 68 miles per hour to Sir Malcom Campbell's flying 276 mph in 1935.

Brand: View-Master Packet Title: Florida Reel Title: Florida The Peninsula State Reel Subtitle: III - U.S.A. Reel Number: FLA-3 Reel Edition: N/A Image Number: 4 Date: 1955

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15 May 2013 | Prince Harry poses with trophy and Marc Ganzi, Malcom Borwick and Michael A. Carrazza of team Sentebale Land Rover at the Greenwich Polo Club during the sixth day of HRH Prince Harry's visit to the United States. The Sentebale Royal Salute Polo Cup took place at Greenwich Polo Club. The Sentebale Land Rover team was captained by Royal Salute Ambassador Malcolm Borwick with team members Marc Ganzi, Michael Carrazza and Prince Harry, one of the founding Patrons of Sentebale. The St. Regis polo team was captained by Sentebale's Ambassador Nacho Figueras with team members Peter Orthwein, Steve Lefkowitz and Dawn Jones. Royal Salute played host to a number of high profile celebrities including His Grace Torquhil Ian Campbell, the 13th Duke of Argyll, Karolina Kurkova and Olivia Palermo. Royal Salute World Polo is a global programme, which now supports tournaments across four continents. The luxury Scotch's involvement with Polo is founded on the game's incredible power, skill and elegance; qualities which blend perfectly with Royal Salute Scotch whisky, at Greenwich Polo Club on May 15, 2013 in Greenwich, Connecticut. (c) Chris Jackson/Getty Images for Royal Salute

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Westside Regionals Results 2023

24/7 San Diego

Teen Solos:

8th: Piper Ruff (Prism)

10th: Annabel Kohn (Final Endings)

Non- Stop Dancer Runner-ups:

Senior: Tegan Chou

Scholarships:

Piper Ruff (High Five in Ballroom)

24/7 Anaheim:

Junior Solos:

2nd: Kiera Sun (Black and White)

Teen Solos:

1st: Izzy Howard (Outro)

2nd: Alyssa Park (Aura)

3rd: Annabel Kohn (Frozen Tears)

3rd: Piper Ruff (Interlude)

4th: Ashley Guo (Verge)

5th: Lyla Briggs (Poem Of Light)

5th: Malcom Takumi (Solaris)

5th: Evee Lee (Trapped)

7th: Charlotte Huang (Mirrored Reservoir)

8th: Elle Sanders (Aria)

10th: Lauren Lee (Anthesis)

Teen Groups

Titan: 1st in Groups, 2nd in Contemporary

"Consider When You Can": 3rd in Lines, 3rd in Contemporary

Senior Solos:

4th: Tegan Chou

7th: Ashley Lorber

Senior Groups:

Beast of Burden: 1st in Extended Lines, 1st in Specialty

Special Awards:

Titan - 11 O'Clock (Teen)

Beast of Burden - 11 O'Clock (Senior)

Non-Stop Dancer Winners:

Junior: Kiera Sun

Teen: Izzy Howard, Evee Lee, Alyssa Park

Non-Stop Dancer Runner-ups:

Teen: Lyla Briggs, Campbell Castner, Ashley Guo, Annabel Kohn, Piper Ruff

Senior: Tegan Chou

Scholarships:

Malcom Takumi (High Five in Jazz)

Charlotte Huang (High Five in Ballet)

Lauren Lee (High Five in Ballet)

Maya Panahi (High Five in Ballet)

24/7 Glendale

Senior Solos:

1st: Tegan Chou (Everest)

Non-Stop Dancer Winners:

Senior: Tegan Chou

24/7 Bellevue

Teen Solos:

4th: Piper Ruff (Interlude)

Non-Stop Dancer Runner-ups:

Teen: Piper Ruff

JUMP Las Vegas

JUMP VIP Winners:

Teen: Izzy Howard

JUMP Anaheim

Junior Solos:

3rd: Kiera Sun (Lumina)

Teen Solos:

1st: Izzy Howard (This Bitter Earth)

3rd: Alyssa Park (I Remember Everything)

3rd: Evee Lee (Underneath Your Shadow)

5th: Lyla Briggs (Poem Of Light)

6th: Annabel Kohn (Frozen Tears)

6th: Charlotte Huang (Mirrored Reservoir)

7th: Piper Ruff (Interlude)

7th: Ashley Guo (Verge)

Senior Solos:

6th: Tegan Chou (Everest)

Senior Duo/Trio:

1st: Le Corsaire Pas De Deux

Senior Groups:

Titan: 1st in Groups, 1st in Contemporary, Best of JUMP (Senior)

Consider When You Can: 3rd In Lines, 3rd in Contemporary

Beast of Burden: Best Of JUMP (Teen)

JUMP VIP Winners:

Teen: Ashley Guo, Alyssa Park, Malcom Takumi

Senior: Tegan Chou

JUMP VIP Runner-ups:

Junior: Kiera Sun

Teen: Lyla Briggs, Charlotte Huang, Annabel Kohn, Lauren Lee, Evee Lee, Piper Ruff, Elle Sanders

Scholarships:

Ashley Lorber (Ballet Class)

Maya Panahi (Ballet Class)

JUMP Honolulu

Senior Solos:

1st: Tegan Chou (Everest)

Nuvo Meadowlands

Senior Solos:

2nd: Tegan Chou (Born Of Regret)

BreakOut Artist

Senior: Tegan Chou

Nuvo Anaheim

Junior Solos:

1st: Kiera Sun (Black and White)

Teen Solos:

1st: Izzy Howard (This Bitte Earth)

2nd: Alyssa Park (Aura)

2nd: Evee Lee (Trapped)

4th: Ashley Guo (Verge)

7th: Annabel Kohn (Final Endings)

9th: Elle Sanders (Aria)

10th: Piper Ruff (Hinterland)

Teen Groups:

Titan: 2nd in Groups, 3rd in Contemporary, Best NU Group (Teen)

Consider When You Can: 2nd in Line

Senior Solos:

4th: Tegan Chou (Born Of Regret)

5th: Ashley Lorber (Maps)

Senior Groups:

Beast of Burden: 1st in Extended Line, 2nd in Specialty, Best NU Group (Senior)

BreakOut Artists:

Junior: Kiera Sun

Teen: Izzy Howard, Evee Lee

BreakOut Artists Runner-ups:

Teen: Lyla Briggs, Kaylyn Chen, Ashley Guo, Annabel Kohn, Alyssa Park, Piper Ruff, Malcom Takumi

Scholarships:

Charlotte Huang (Standout in Jazz and Contemporary)

Ashley Lorber (Standout in Jazz and Contemporary)

Radix:

Teen Solos:

6th: Lyla Briggs (Efude (paintbrush))

Protégé:

Teen: Lyla Briggs

NYCDA Las Vegas

Junior Solos:

1st: Kiera Sun (Black and White)

Teen Solos:

2nd: Izzy Howard (This Bitter Earth)

3rd: Evee Lee (Trapped)

4th: Malcom Takumi (Solaris)

5th: Annabel Kohn (Frozen Tears)

7th: Charlotte Huang (Mirrored Reservoir)

8th: Lyla Briggs (Poem Of Light)

14th: Piper Ruff (Interlude)

17th: Ashley Guo (Verge)

24th: Elle Sanders (Aria)

Teen Groups:

Consider When You Can: 1st in Lines, 1st in Contemporary, 1st Overall, Critics Choice Winner

Titan: 1st in Groups, 2nd in Contemporary

Triple Shift: 5th in Contemporary

Senior Solos:

1st: Tegan Chou (Everest)

Senior Groups:

Beast of Burden: 1st in Line, 1st in Specialty, 1st Overall, Critics Choice Winner

Outstanding Dancers:

Junior: Kiera Sun

Teen: Malcom Takumi

Outstanding Dancers Runner-ups:

Teen: Annabel Kohn, Ashley Guo, Campbell Castner, Charlotte Huang, Izzy Howard, Lauren Lee

Senior: Ashley Lorber

Scholarships:

Izzy Howard (Ballet Scholarship)

Elle Sanders (Intensive Standout Award)

Izzy Howard (Winter Contemporary Intensive Award)

Kiera Sun (Rising Star Award)

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CHARACTER INFORMATION: 

**CHARACTER NAME:** Howl Pendragon (real name Howell Jenkins)

**KNOWN ALIAS'**: Wizard Howl, Jenkin the Sorcerer, Heartless Howl, Howl the Heart Eater, Sylvester Oak, Malcom Orion Blackwell, Wizard Pendragon, he literally has fifty million of them please kill me

**CHARACTER FACECLAIM:** Jamie Campbell Bower aka that fuck from twilight

**CHARACTER AGE/DOB (if from enchanted forest, general age okay):** 27, born December 1996

**CHARACTER PRONOUNS/GENDER IDENTITY/SEXUALITY ETC:** He/They; Gender Fluid; Likes Women Like A Lot

**CHARACTER FANDOM:** Howl's Moving Castle Book

**OC OR CANON:**  Canon

**WHICH LAND ARE THEY FROM: ** Wales, technically. Magical Land - Ingary. However he has a magic house that has has a portal connected to the enchanted

**CHARACTER BIOGRAPHY:**

- fuck boy

- grew up in Wales to a perfectly ordinary family. He has an older sister named Morgan. Morgan and Howl grew up loving each other dearly until Howl began showing he was different. It wasn't a Petunia/Lily Evans situation, as Megan was originally taken in by the magic and wonder... the problem came when their parents despised it.

- Their parents did everything in their power to get him to stop and be normal. But how do you tell a child with magical power to cut the shit? Especially one that's literally a genius.

- Is a genius but is also So Fucking Stupid.

- Their parents practically gaslit Megan, and as Howl distanced himself from his family to be with other like individuals, she couldn't help feel abandoned... thus bringing that tension.

- Howl went to University early, and graduated even earlier with a fucking DOCTORATE in Paranormal Occulpt Studies, Charms and Spellwork, and Magic theory. Don't fucking ask me what university he went to, he's in Wales.

- Howl played rugby as a sport and was quite fit

- He also is into old cars.

- Remember when I said he was a fuck boy? Yeah, he's a fuck boy slut whore who sleeps around and can't commit to anything.

- He ghosted a girl when he was 18, and when her three brothers came to beat the shit out of him, he did a fucky and opened a portal to another universe. Oops! Because his parents threw him out when he was 16, no one but his sister and some of his magic friends noticed.

- In a strange land called Ingary, he found a master - a Witch named Mrs. Pentstemmon. This woman loved him like a mother and taught him everything she knew in a matter of twoish years, after being able to tell his power level could grow to be on the level of the Witch of the Waste.

- At some point during this apprenticeship, his sister MegN gets married to a fucking asshole who is implied to be emotionally abusive. She has two children named Neil and Marianne (Mari). Howl adores all three of them, but especially Mari. His relationship with Megan and Neil are strained.

- And here's where he fucks up.

- While wandering a mood to watch the a meteor shower, he manages to do the impossible and catch a falling star after feeling a strange magical pull. The star, he realizes, is screaming in fear, for once a falling star touches the ground, it dies. The star doesn't want to die, and Howl, having a weak heart, asks the star what me can do. The two form a bargain, which ended up being both the worst and best decision he ever made.

- The bargain transforms the star into a fire demon. In exchange for boosting Howl's power, Calcifer retains hold on his heart... But both realize their mistake right away. Calcifer must be kept alive and bright, otherwise they will both die. Another issue: not having a heart for so long will cause Calcifer to consume Howl's soul. Now, Calcifer is a demon now, and normally wouldn't give a shit, but he has Howl's heart and included is his empathy and love. Howl saved him. He isn't an old enough fire demon to not give a shit. But they're stuck relying on each other.

- Howl has always had, let's say, commitment issues. Stemming from parental issues and watching his sister in a loveless marriage as she became bitter and jaded, and maybe some more internal complexes too, but Howl abandoned his apprenticeship (that was basically done anyway) and became a nameless hermit. He is a Grade A Coward which is why everytime he dates someone or someone expresses any time of feeling, he runs Away!

- "Nameless Hermit"

- In comes the Moving Castle. This is a magical feet, a ginormous fucking machine that prowls the moors of Ingary, near what they call the Wastes. It's run by Calcifer.

- But here's the thing, fucking Howl is high maintenance. The son of a bitch has so may vanity potions and make up and fine clothes and everything that he could send a fucking diva to shame. and to do that he needs Money.

- ENTER THE PORTALS.

- There's a magic door in the "castle", which is, in reality, the little stupid house he lives in in Wales that's connected to Ingary. It's the guest house in his sister's estate (bc her trash husband is rich). So, depending on what color changing blob the door is set too, it takes you different places. One, always black, takes him back home to Wales to his sister and his neice/nephew.

- THE CURRENT PORTALS: Purple takes him to Kingsbury in Ingary, where he is Wizard Pendragon. He upsells his charms and potions and what have you to the rich, where he makes most of his money. This alias also does business with king, though he always dodges the "when will you become one of my official wizard" question. Green is where the castle is currently roaming. People who know the moving castle as the home of "Heartless Howl", a fearsome wizard that eats beautiful women's hearts. Blue is Portshaven, a seaside town in Ingary that is mostly low to middle class. He undercharges his customers here, as most can't afford it but need the help.

- Not having his heart doesn't mean he's "soulless" or feelingless, but it's almost as if his feelings are being passed through a filter, or there's a film inbetween them and him. His eyes are green, and are noticably a glassy color, as if they're empty.

- SO, when he finds a poor recently orphaned boy sleeping on his doorstep in Porthaven... Well, actually, he doesn't do anything. Calcifer let Michael Fisher (13 at the time) in. And Howl, listening to his circumstances... just never told him to leave. Mind you, he never told the kid to stay either, but suddenly, six months went by with Michael (who has no where else to go) helping out around the various shops before either of them realized that Michael was effectively Howl's apprentice. Michael, who was too chicken shit to ask to say just... moved into the spare bedroom and Howl didn't say a WORD. this mans cannot commit to anything.

- Surprise! Howl fuck up again. Well, truthfully, he fucks up a LOT but here's the big fuck up.

- as mentioned before, Howl sleeps around. He runs head first whenever someone catches feelings (or god forbid he has an iota of a feeling) just fucking goes ghost. dips outta there like no one's business. See ya. wouldn't wanna BE YA. This was all fine and good until... well, The Witch of the Waste.

- The Witch of the Waste was beautiful, rich, dangerous, and the perfect temporary sugar mommy �� until he realized something was very, very wrong. that magnetic pull he felt when near her wasn't just him being horny, it was her ancient fire demon .

- No one knew how old the Witch of the Waste was - just that she was a giant cunt all throughout history, cursing anyone who pissed her off. Stories said it was a title passed down between mother and daughter... Sorry to disappoint but it's the same lady.

- The Witch of the Waste made the same mistake howl did centuries ago. Her original soul is gone, and all that's left is a demon who no longer has a heart to feel anything anymore, and the Witch is just a flesh sack being used as a puppet. The fire demon wants Howl's heart AND wants to consume Calcifer to beef up the power.

- When Howl realized what the fuck was happening... Well. Howl tried to go ghost. Dip the fuck outta there.

- Yeah that didn't work.

- The Witch of the Waste put a curse on him, binding him to her essence ... which means no matter how far he runs, the demon will always find him. And no matter where he runs, how much protection he gives himself, she always finds some way to slither through.

- Michael, when traveling to the various towns for supplies, makes up absolutely BONKERS stories about Wizard Howl to keep people away from the Moving Castle, which is the sturdiest when it comes to protection wards. His favorite so far is the "he eats beautiful young women's hearts" as a reference to his white behavior

- Howl added a fifth spot onto the portal door. Storybrooke. Look, he knew it was a cursed fucking town okay? He knows curses. But here's the logic: why the fuck would she looked for a cursed fucker in an already cursed town on EARTH??? So he let them live their repetitive lives over and over again... and well, _okay_, he _said_ he wasn't going to do anything - not his monkeys not his circus.

- He's a fucking liar. The only way he's able to get himself to do something is tell himself he isn't going to do it under any circumstances, ESPECIALLY if it's scary.... and by the time he got around to be like "Oh maybe i should stop pretending to be the weirdo homeopathic magic wizard boy in town and actually do something", someone else already broke the curse! Not his fault.

- Except, apparently, there's a whole other place some of these fuckers have to get to and now his apprentice doesn't want to leave because he "feels bad" and Calcifer is COMPLAINING about being moved again, AND he has to go see a rugby game next week that moving makes him cranky —

- Plus, the Witch hasn't found him again yet. So he's still safe, for now.

- So now he's fifty shades of 🧍

- Howl may be a coward, but he is one of the strongest sorcerer's in the world. If you do manage to pin him down, maybe don't. Big Do Not Fuck With Him energy. ESPECIALLY when he has Calcifer bumping up his power. Despite him running away from the Witch of the Waste like a little bitch baby, he CAN go toe to toe with her in battle.

- He has a temper when it comes to people he cares about - not that he would admit it. But go after his sister, niece, or nephew and he'll fucking live up to his fake reputation and rip your heart out.

- Bad With Money. It's a miracle Amazon doesn't take gold coin.

OOC INFORMATION: 

MUN NAME/ALIAS: Love

MUN AGE: 26

MUN PRONOUNS: She/Her/Hers

[kidskulls]

old ocs

[jellyfitzjelly]

Alistair Petrie as Sir Malcom Campbell in AGATHA AND THE MIDNGHT MURDERS

[then-be-a-warrior]

My reactions to Hughie entering his unhinged villain arc with a little whump on the side for *spice*