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he gets me
#animal crossing#animal crossing new horizons#acnh#Mads plays games#Mads plays animal crossing#Mads takes screenshots#raddle animal crossing#raddle acnh#raddle ac#fave
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Put your greasy little thumb pads all over Kenny's face. Smear his face around as you GAME!!
#why is this so funny to me?#look at how they marketed my boy#south park#I'm crying#Kenny McCormick#performance thumsticks#you little orange sellout#i love it#you move your thumb after playing animal crossing#he's there#you just sacrificed a follower in cult of the lamb#he saw that#you just turned your child into a dove in stardew valley#McCormick will remember that#call that the McCorstick#stfu I'm funny#please laugh#the rambling of a mad woman#shhh its a secret
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Thoughts on the reveal of Krypto for Superman 2025?
I am indifferent to this dog or the particulars of its breed. I don't understand everyone being mad at this when Krypto never had a consistent look to him. If this film wants to take a different approach to how the alien dog looks to stand out from previous versions of him, that's fine.
I'm more upset that this is getting more attention than the colorism in John Stewart's casting. James Gunn bothers putting up a cheeky insta story with a panel of Krypto looking more terrier-like as a defensive subtweet to criticism (that isn't even a panel of Krypto the superdog. It's a dog who happens to be named Krypto from the post crisis shenanigans,,,you filthy casual) but doesn't address the numerous criticisms over John Stewart's casting? It's giving "white person cares more about dogs than Black people" smug energy that I find insufferable >_>
#askjesncin#ever since j stewart's casting I have lost so much interest in James Gunn's DCU. idk that's the green lantern i grew up with I'm still mad#the way Gunn emphasizes that once a talent is picked for his DCU that actor plays the character for this whole generation#including cross media with some animation projects? that means we're stuck with a miscast for a long time
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I'm going to bed now
#mole talks#even though it feels like 8pm its actually like 1am#the onky things ive done today are:#play tetris#play animal crossing#hang out with my cats#and draw stuff#but that's not a bad day at all#oh i guess i got mad about weezer too earlier but thats not exciting or fun
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If I had a nickel for every time I have been offended by a hamster named after a fruit I would have two nickels
Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
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Literally want to make a YouTube channel just to bitch and moan about the greatest disappointment of my life: animal crossing new horizons
#And no I will actually never get over it#I try to play the game sometimes but I can’t it literally feels like a chore#My house on the game is literally empty because I couldn’t get the furniture I wanted#There is no soul to that game…#Like fine for other games but I don’t play other games 😭 I liked animal crossing cuz it was CUTE#Anyway…..yes I had to log back on here to complain about this again because I’m so mad#I’m home sick and was wanting to play#I’m just gonna turn on new leaf again like fuck this shit#Also fuck the switch!!!! Bullshit ass console!!!!!!!! And I’ve been saying this
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starting to think the summer depression is settling in bc i’ve really just had snacks today and im pissy that all the restaurants are closed even tho i very much had the chance to just get something delivered
#im also incredibly mad at myself bc i slept thru all five of the morning alarms i set so i could have a little more to the day#and not only did i sleep like it was a workday but i just played animal crossing all day to get seasonal fish i didnt even catch
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a new Endless Ocean game for the switch??!!?!!?!!!
#endless ocean#actually I'm a bit disappointed having watched the trailer#it seems like the ocean you're diving in will constantly change#and their main feature is being able to dive alongside 30 other friends#I don't have 1 friend who is both getting this game and willing to get Nintendo online#actually the one other person who might play this won't even accept a free trial of it#she refuses to play animal crossing because she's mad about Nintendo online#anyway all that to say i hope they've got a cast of characters and a story for us#exploring the ocean is cool but the goofy characters and story are what i remember
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Streaming always sounds like it would be such a fun time but then I rmemeber I play games in 5 minute increments
#ill open a game like YES. BIDEOGAME then i will close it like whew that was exhausting#maybe when my brain stops hurting and i can manage my fatigue a bit better...#i used to play games alll day every day#the most ive managed since i got covid is maybe an hour a day for a week before id get a massive migrain#ON THE BRIGHT SIDE!!! some stuff is clearing up n chiller games like animal crossing and puzzle games have been easyy to plow through#i AM so mad though because i was about to platinum psychonauts last year b4 i got sick#i was stuck on helmuts level wich already made me horribly ill to begin with but with the accesability features was bearable#but oughh it seems so impossible now. i do wanna finish that platinum someday so i can replay though#maybe on godmode becaus my game is so weak now lol#baby mode
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I hate that I built a basement dungeon for honey and I can't even lock any of the villagers into the cage.....
#he just puts dolly down there when hes mad at her#rn the dollys are sacrificing the white dolly to make some kind if demonic pact#honey isnt interested in that bc hes catholic#so hes gonna stay away until theyre done#and then punish dolly for bringing satan into his house#he'll put her in the dungeon and then kill the other dollys#dollys only friend is honey and she needs to remember that#btw im talking about animal crossing...#i rlly wanna live stream playing it bc honey has so much lore
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i remember conveying a really judgmental stare at tom when he said this LMAO
#animal crossing#acnh#animal crossing new horizons#mads plays games#mads takes screenshots#tom nook#timmy nook#tommy nook#mads plays animal crossing#mads plays acnh#renee#flip#renee animal crossing#renee ac#renee acnh#flip ac#flip acnh#flip animal crossing
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tired
#thinking of my mafuyu mems i think im gonna go mad. its bothering me and i cant play animal crossing.#when im upset like this lmfaooo. think I just need to rest a bit. it'll go away.
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besties i have once again fallen down the animal crossing rabbit hole
#i restarted my island a while i go n dropped it bcs i was mad i did :(#but now im playing again n its fun!!#acnh#animal crossing
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✧.* BUT I LASTED TEN ROUNDS LIKE A FREAK !?
featuring. g. satoru, f. toji, n. kento, g. suguru, k. choso
warnings. explicit content, foul language, lots of unrealistic expectations (note. title itself), overstimulation (m+f), dickdrunk!reader, dumbification, usage of toys, squirting, spanking, very light spit play, anal, 69 position, breeding kink, unprotected sex, toji’s kinda mean and choso can’t tell the difference between pussy and an asshole. if i forgot anything else my bad !
rena’s note. BUT I LASTED TEN ROUNDS LIKE A FREAK !!! LIKE A G !!!
𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔.
“fuh—fuck, oh shit, hah fuck— ‘ts so fuckin’ good!”
you bounced up and down his cock, surface of your palms pressed at the planes of his chest. you enveloped his length entirely, every single inch, in your pulsating pussy, driving the both of you to madness.
it’d been hours, and for whatever was in the air tonight, you both fucked like wild animals. your thighs burned from over-exhaustion, but you were relentless. you were desperate for another orgasm, the slide up and down his inches effortless due to your juices soaking his thighs and his cum from having nutted inside you multiple times prior.
gojo’s firm hands grabbed at your ass, fingers gripping tightly into your soft flesh, grounding you in position so you wouldn’t run. as if you would anyway, tongue lolled out and drool leaking from your rosy tongue and dribbling down his bottom lip.
“that’s it,” he encourages you, a faint smirk at his lips as he guides you down his length. the fucked out look on your face, your dazed eyes crossing to the centre of your face serves a huge ego boost. “my pretty girl—fuckin’ ride this dick baby, ‘s all yours—mmh,”
the sinful sound of your pussy squelching, folds latching at the tip of his dick before ramming yourself down, the lustful melody of your skin slapping against him in addition to the firm spanks of encouragement on your ass, with your high pitched mewls and squealing sounded like divine music to gojo’s ears.
you rocked your hips back and forth, grinding down, went back to bouncing up and down, made circles and figure eight shapes on his length, mindlessly dragging your hips wherever felt fit. you were so far past a point of euphoria you weren’t even sure if liquids could come out of you for the rest of the night.
“eyes here princess,” gojo brings a hand to cup your jaw, forcing your head back down to face him. “pretty pussy’s griping me so tight—fuck,”
your sweaty foreheads press together, and you clock that he knew you were on the brink of yet again another orgasm. cerulean orbs peered deeply into yours, his hips jerking up and meeting your bounces, aiming to bring you to that high as quickly as he can.
“sa—satoru!” you find is the only thing that comes up in your mushed out brain, the new angle of the position having his dick puncture your cervix. you felt so fucking full of him, so drunk on the pleasure that you failed to notice the coiling in your stomach snapping.
he squeezes at your ass cheeks as hard as he can, the painful pleasure obliging you to sit and take his ramming. he fucks into you with intensity, each drag of his cock at your walls sending you into a temporary state of immobility. your muscles tense as you feel yourself wash with yet again another white-blinding orgasm.
your jaw drops and your eyes roll back, throat exhausted while nothing yet everything is said. satoru pumps his creamy cum back into your womb, praising you for taking him in so well, for having a perfect pussy that’ll surely carry his children, all snug and warm for him.
“perfect fuckin’ pussy—mine, all mine, gonna fuck her full of my nut and have you carrying my babies, yeah? ‘s what you want, isn’t it? atta. fuckin’. girl.”
𝐅𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐎 𝐓𝐎𝐉𝐈.
“whew, would’ya look at that?” toji whistles, barking out a chuckle as he slows his pace, watching your uncontrollably clenching pussy squirt out your juices like a leaking faucet.
the pressure of your squirting is fucking intense, it has your entire body shaking, thighs quaked and the arch that was once on your back rounded. toji can’t help but laugh as tears stream down your damp cheeks, absolutely in love with how greedy your pussy clamped down on his cock.
“daddyyy—fuck!” your nails claw at the damp sheets on the bed, letting your nth orgasm rake throughout your body.
you feel a firm blow at your ass cheeks, the sound echoing in the room and you whine loudly at the stinging pleasure. you feel two big hands grab at your hips, stabilizing your limp body before a hand rises up and pushes your back into that curve.
“nah uh doll,” toji tuts, hips angling at a new position, one that draws a broken mewl from your sore throat. he picks his pace back up, never fully bottoming out, though you wouldn’t even notice with how many inches he packed.
“what’d i tell you?” he reminds you, and you’re too fucked out to answer him as you mumble his name over and over, helplessly taking the stretch of his dick at your gaping cunt.
he slaps your ass harshly again and you cry, fingernails scratching and clawing at the silk material beneath you. your scalp soon stings as he grabs a handful and effortlessly brings you upper body up to meet him.
“answer me when i ask you somethin’ baby,” toji frowns, hot breath fanning the shell of your ear, sending chills of nerves down your spine. “basic fuckin’ manners.”
“suh—sorry, ‘m sorry toji!” you apologize feverishly, and moan in satisfaction when his tongue laps up your drool and tears streaking your ruined yet pretty face.
“tsk, should have you do the work yourself,” toji teases you, releasing the deathly grip on your hair, causing your limp body to flop back to the mattress. as if proof to avoid calling his bluff, he releases his hold on you, opting to cross his arms above his head instead.
“n-no! toji, no, please, said i was sorry���‘m so fucking sorry!” you whine and ramble when you feel the lack of contact on your body, and your gaping cunt suddenly emptying.
you slither your hand between your thighs, grabbing at his girthy cock, pumping it a few times before slipping it with ease back into your welcoming warmth. you moan wantonly, clawing at your sheets as you fuck yourself on his dick, pushing yourself back and forth.
“greedy fuckin’ pussy,” he comments with a chuckle, spitting a glob of saliva down to your cunt, watching it dissipate into the creamy pearly veil of your essence around the base of his shaft.
he collects your slick with his thumb, before slipping his fingertip into your puckering hole, your body jolting at the sudden intrusion.
“trappin’ me inside—shit, want me to fuck you full of my cum, yeah? leave you swollen and leakin’, dontcha, pretty baby?”
𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐎.
“‘s too much ken—no more, hah, no more kento!”
you whined and begged, fists clenching as your muscles tensed, back arching off the mattress and toes curling while digging your heel at his shoulder blades. the sound of buzzing filled your hearing, the toy vibrating against your swollen clit ruthlessly while nanami fucked your cunt open with two thick fingers.
“mmh, safe word princess, or else i can’t hear you.” he reminds you, the words ghosting off his lips and sinking into your supple flesh, his lips trailing soft and gentle kisses at your inner thighs.
here he was, giving you an out, and despite claiming enough was enough, you didn’t want it to end just there. with your senses heightened, both your sight and touch restrained, the pleasure emitting from in between your thighs buzzed blissfully and tenfolds through your nervous system.
you released the clench of your hands and opted to scratch at the wood of the headboard you were tied to, projecting your want to touch your boyfriend through the clawing.
“i can keep—hnng—going!” you tell him, legs closing in on the sides of his head. you hear him tut disapprovingly, and you immediately fault your mistake, forcing your legs back open.
“there’s my good girl,” his honeyed voice rings through your ear drums, and it admittedly has you dripping even more on his fingers that curled at your insides. “just need one more from you—can you do that for me?”
you nod your head, bottom lip tucked between your teeth, “mmh, yes—yes i can kento!” you can feel your blood circulation cutting off at the areas were you’re bind, the shortage of blood messing with your already weak body.
the toy playing at your bundle of nerves is painful, having overstepped the boundary of comfortableness and stepping into a new territory of foreign, and you had failed to notice when nanami added in a third finger. you were sure with how much you came just on his hands alone, his watch was drenched in your juices.
those big fingers fuck you open, knuckles pressing into your spongy walls and triggering all sorts of pleasurable feelings throughout you, your stomach tightening into a familiar hot feeling, and you know you’re close again.
“kento, baby i—‘m gonna—fuckkk!” you want to card your fingers through his soft hair, tug and pull and release your pleasure onto his scalp.
“let go for me sweetheart, wanna taste your sweet essence,” nanami swaps the toy for his tongue and flicks at your clit. you feel the dam in your gut release at the sudden warmth exhibiting, and you spray him in pathetic squirts of your juices.
your body trembles as it contracts and gives nanami everything you have left to offer. you squeeze his head in your thighs, moaning wildly as his pace with his fingers never falters, urging you to stay in the state of euphoria a bit longer.
he swaps his tongue out for the toy again, and you wail out a broken cry, body at its limit, still stuck between coming down from your orgasm and greedily wanting another one.
he strokes your slit, collecting all your essence as he licks his lips eagerly.
“good job princess. taste so heavenly, i’ve never had anything like it before. i’ve gotta have another sip, will you let me have another taste, my love?”
𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐔.
“c’mon, focus sweetheart. do that f’me, yeah?”
you nod your head, mouth too full of dick as you opt to bob up and down. your jaw aches, feeling as though it’s being ripped apart. you force your aching wrist to work up and down geto’s cock, stimulating what you fail to get down your throat.
it would’ve been a simple task for you to focus on, had suguru not been feasting on your pussy like a starved man. he spreads your folds open, tonguing at your insides as if he dug for gold, grabbing both your cheeks in his big hands and spreading you open. he never half assed anything, much less pussy eating.
his skin was soaked in your squirt, orgasms came rolling in and out of you as did the occasional pumps of two fingers into your cunt while he ate you out. you would moan in pleasurable pain, the sounds vibrating on his shaft, which would induce him to moan into you, causing you to moan back on him, the cycle this repeating.
you were greedy—you could complain about how it was too much all you wanted, at the end of the day, you would pause on his cock to grind your hips back and forth on his face, the slip from your slick on his cheeks and nose making the grinding easier.
his nose would bump into your clit and you’d shiver from head to toe, the oversensitivity catching up to you. the free hand at your ass cheek would graze at your puckering hole but never dared to slip inside. all these mixes of stimulations had your eyes crossing, mouth gaping wide which made fucking your throat much easier for geto.
“sweetest cunt i’ve ever had,” he groans in between your thighs, bringing his hand to spank at your wet folds, and your arch your back at the stinging pleasure, your toes curling as your body shook.
the slap at your pussy made flicks of your juices land on his face, and so he landed a few more blows while simultaneously jerking his hips up into your mouth, forcing you down on his cock.
it was all too much— it hurt so good, the strikes at your cunt, his tongue lapping your liquids as he scissored your insides for additional pleasure. how was he expecting you to get him to finish for a second time when he was driving you to the brink of yet again another countless orgasm?
“wanna soak in your juices mama,” he speaks, mouth full of cunt, but you still grasp the message. you subconsciously push your hips back into his face, wanting to abide to his request.
“‘m so fuckin thirsty—don’t you dare be selfish with me. cum in my mouth. be the good girl i know you are and share yourself with me—need it, pretty girl.”
𝐊𝐀𝐌𝐎 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐎.
“y’feel so good, fuck—sucking me in, oh shit baby, never wanna stop fucking you! please, need your pussy always!”
he’d finally gotten a feel of sex for the first time, and he was already hooked. his locks matted to his forehead from sweat trickling down his nose and plopping down onto you.
“wait—slow d-down cho’—hngg!” you moan, nails clawing at his back, scraping and marking the pale skin. you felt your body recoil entirely with each sharp thrust he pounded into your worn out pussy, dragging each and every inch of his length in and out.
your knees were bent at your ears, feet dangling by his head as his hips slammed into the back of your thighs, marking the skin red from the brash contact. the springs from your bed resonated loudly in the room, as did the creaking of your headboard, but nothing topped choso’s loud whimpers.
he’s too lost in his own pleasure, he starts to mistaken to stinging and achy feeling in his gut and loins for a sign to keep going, “never wanna stop—shittt, need to fuck this pretty pussy every. fucking. day.”
you’ve given up on convincing him otherwise, focusing instead on the rise and fall of his hips digging into yours, stretching your pussy open to fit him inside. you creamed around his dick, your essence resting at the hairs on his pubic area, giving him easy access to slide in and out of you.
his arms wrapped around you tightly, refusing to let you out of his grip, one arm beneath your back and holding you from there and the other wrapping around your shoulders. you were stuck in his embrace, bodies moulding into one as you were split open by a fucked out first timer.
in his excitement, he slips out and wastes no time to grab his base and shove it back into a warm tightness, failing to acknowledge your sudden gasp. his mind is clouded with sex, and if he didn’t know better, you were suddenly much fucking tighter, and shit that drove him on edge.
your arms tighten behind his back as you adapt to the sudden intrusion from an area you hadn’t yet explored. “cho—baby wait—mmhm, fuck, that’s my—!”
“‘m gonna cum—fuck y/n, tell me you’re close too. shit, need to fill you up with my cum, please!” the man seals his lips onto yours, panting and begging for this next orgasm, shifting all of his body weight into the hole that keeps greedily latching onto him.
your eyes water as they stream tears down your cheeks. it’s a new and painful sensation, but simultaneously a pleasurable one, and your body granted you the opportunity of yet again another orgasm from the different stimulation. “hah—gonna cum!—make me cum, choso!”
you spray yourself all over, your pussy clenching around absolutely nothing as your ass gets rammed into and fucked like a pro. choso groans and whines against your lips, brows furrowed at the centre of his forehead as he empties himself into your warmth.
“fuck yes—take it all baby, ‘s all yours—need you to milk me and take it all in—your pussy’s the best, i swear to everythin’, shit!”
i am SO tired.
#rena☆star.#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen smut#gojo satoru smut#gojo x reader#gojo satoru x reader#toji fushiguro smut#toji fushigro x reader#toji x reader#nanami kento smut#nanami kento x reader#nanami x reader#geto suguru smut#geto suguru x reader#geto x reader#choso kamo smut#choso kamo x reader#choso x reader
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more fucking praise and worship tonight and i dropped my fucking dinner on the floor. fuck my stupid baka life
#i just wanted to be alone for a few hours and play animal crossing and now everyone is mad at me#fishlore#i also wanted to make strawberry shortcake i literally started it last night to be ready for tonight and now i don’t even know if the#strawberries will keep that long#and i could have exercised and taken a shower and watched the sunset and cleaned my room#and now everyone is belittling me for being upset and calling me immature#i fucking hate praise and worship i don’t want to be around a bunch of freaks speaking in tongues and crying over the holy spirit#ughhhhhhhhhh
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If any of y'all just wanna send me a random ask or a random dm on tumblr feel free. After all that booping yesterday I feel like y'all can just send boops in other ways too now there's no longer a staff-sanctioned button available.
(Also if you want to share random facts or interests I am always down for those boops too.)
#the disappointment speaks#a day in the life of the disappointment#april fools boops#technically boops I mean its not really boops#just know that if you send me an ask I wont judge immediately lol#I've had randos who dm me on discord asking me why I don't play valorant and then get mad bc I play rpgs and roguelikes.#you legitimately could not be a worse experience than that.#or that one guy who dm'd me for animal crossing reasons and then tried to get me to sext him before I blocked his ass#y'all are pretty normal in comparison actually lmao.
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