#Maddie answers

[coffeesforclosers13]

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Hi Yasmeen! I’m sorry to say that I cannot donate, but I will absolutely share your campaign.

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[dnphan]

Z for the ask game!

-dandp

Z - Zebra; What words or phrases have you picked up from dnp and/or always make you think of them?

thanks for the ask :)

some phrases i say a lot because of dnp:

“[x] out for the lads”

“-ussy”

“you’re [repeats what the other person just said in a frustrated tone]!”

words that remind me of dnp are mainly because of pinof references:

zebra

microwave

glabella

bacteria

etc.

not a word or phrase, but believe it or not i’ve also picked up that really weird tongue thing phil does when i laugh or smile. i’m so happy no one has commented on it yet, i am so embarrassed. but its not my fault!! watching them since 2016 has really impacted my formative brain and now i just do is unconsciously

[imadetheline]

Hiii I just wanted to let u know that I’ve recently had an urge to read sterek fics and came across ur vampire au fic on ao3 and god I loved it soooo much!!! It was perfect and had a bit of everything I loved (angst, hurt/comfort, fluff)

I went to check ur dashboard and was pleasantly surprised to see you had written hannibal fics as well!!! Also very happy to find you have an active tumblr too<33

~illsayprettyplease

it has been over a year and i sincerely apologize but i'm so glad you liked my vampire!stiles fic!! i had a lot of fun writing it and just throwing all my favorite tropes in it lol. and hannibal is always a classic, i'm happy to know my earlier fics still get read! and even tho this is a year late, i'm still very active on this hellsite haha so welcome! thank you for your kind words!!!! <3 <3

[maderilien]

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[maddiefriendlovesbilly]

Okay actually, I’m gonna be the change I want to see in the world— I Know I’m the only person pushing for this, but can you do a ship review on. Light Zeron and Officer Maloney— if you don’t know enough about either character for that,,,, I dunno— Poppy Soup and Sally Acachalla? - overthinkingtaleblr

you CANNOT do this to me I'm INSANE about both of these concepts and I'm gonna do both you fiend! I'm starting with zeron/maloney because I think the idea of that is just below spooker/maxwell for me on deranged (/pos) ships.

Light Zeron/Officer Maloney

so to start us off let's go over the AMAZING dynamic of "world's most pathetic officer of the law" and "vampire security guard on the run"

we know that maloney is. ahem. SHIT at catching criminals, which makes this whole thing work long enough that they Could form a love/hate relationship

god I want a 5k fanfic on this unironically but I would have to write it!!!!

is this post- or pre-vampire? I'm thinking pre BECAUSE imagine!!! imagine the angst

zeron is acting strangely, super out of character. the only person who knows him well enough to figure it out is the man trying to catch him :sobbing:

(also on an unrelated note, they're both aliens which I think is really cute)

look just like. god I'm just shaking my fists irl because I'm so incoherent about this

theyre like. weirdly similar tbh. something about their egos i feel like would both clash heavily and potentially work really well together

IT'S THE PERFECT ENEMIES TO LOVERS SICK FIC GODDAMN

zeron hasn't drunk any blood in ages, (something-something moral quandary something-something starving) and now he's basically passing out from malnutrition, so of course that's the moment maloney spots him in the alley he's squatting in.

and maybe if it were a stranger he would corner them and feed, (its so much easier to drink someone's blood when you can convince yourself that they aren't actually a person, in a weird, convoluted way) but this is someone he knows, maybe even respects. even if they are enemies.

so he doesn't want to drink maloney's blood, and that leaves him with only one other choice - he runs.

he pushes past him and ducks into the nearest abandoned building, hoping to lose maloney in there, but maloney's right behind him.

and meanwhile maloney, so used to their usual back-and-forth banter during fights, is highly confused (maybe a little upset - and fairly worried - if he's being honest) by this behavior.

zeron keeps running but it's clear he won't get much further unless he drinks someone's blood, and now there's literally only one person around - the guy he cares for too much (even if he won't admit it to himself).

be caught or surrender, that's his choice.

it's made for him when maloney catches his wrist - but instead of cuffing him, he spins zeron around, cornering him.

(at this point zeron is wondering if he's about to die a very painful death, but all he can do is stare at maloney's neck.)

maloney oblivious to his surroundings as always, is currently checking zeron over for injuries, and mentally slapping himself because he caught the criminal, why isn't he cuffing him?

this is around the time zeron's resolve breaks - close proximity to a very appetizing meal while starving makes it a bit difficult NOT to partake.

he goes for the neck - literally - and begins drinking like the world is ending. make this part as gay as your little heart desires.

being stabbed in the neck hurts, even more so when they are draining your blood, so maloney quickly pushes zeron off.

but a meal's a meal, and zeron is gone before maloney can even get a word in.

that's all ive got on that for right now haha, so let's hop over to pros and cons!

pros: very fun dynamic, their shared weirdness and the fact that they're both aliens (of different species) could be a bonding point, and they are both like. so so sopping wet and pathetic, they also have similar personalities in a strange way. great potential for hurt/comfort, enemies to lovers and hurt/no comfort fics.

cons: uhhhh. okay so theyre on opposite sides technically, which means any happy ending is gonna have a lot of rough spots, and there's like SO much distrust between them (and light zeron already has issues trusting others)

Conclusion: I'm like SOO biased here so give me a sec to find my center and use logic. Do I think they would work short-term? I feel like they would somehow manage it? like despite everything they'd somehow manage to stay in a not-so-secret kind-of-relationship for at least a year (meanwhile all the news stations are reporting about the two gay people fighting in the street again), and then they'd actually start going on the cheesiest dates ever (and causing pure chaos wherever they went), like coffee dates and amusement park dates and all that shit. everyone would just accept that they're dating and that maloney will probably never catch him but it's Buttsville, NC so what are you gonna do?

at the same time though, I'm sitting here like, what's the long-term gonna look like? does maloney become a criminal? do they get married and settle down? both are hilarious yet tragic because undoubtedly maloney would be a better criminal than police officer but it goes against his perception of himself, and neither is exactly built for domesticity. still, I think they'd manage. somehow it feels like they're too much of a force of nature to let something like that stop them, y'know?

[l3sbianomens]

So what would the “girlhood is a spectrum” post be if you ordered it based on gender envy?

Thanks for asking! I ended up making gender envy scales (for my personal gender envy of the Doctor incarnations), so here's a link to the post! I haven't finished watching Classic DW, so that one could change once I've seen all the Doctors.

[obsessedwithstarwars]

Okay you can’t tell me that Vlad doesn’t have an organ somewhere in his mansion. Upon learning of this, Danny would teach himself how to play the Haunted Mansion theme on the organ and play it at 2am.

Vlad Masters is away on business in Gotham, and the Fentons are coincidentally there for a symposium on ecto-activity. So it’s perfect! Except he goes to the wrong house, er mansion.

Honestly, Danny thought it was one of Vlad’s many mansions. Scaring the old man is his favorite activity after all. There’s a higher amount of ectoplasm here, so it has to be Vlad’s place right?

When Bruce comes out (on one of his few nights off) and sees his carbon copy playing the organ, all thoughts fly out of his head. Danny finally looks up and also blue screens. They stare at each other for what feels like an eternity until Danny’s cell phone rings (the ghostbusters theme??) and he panics. He jumps up and makes a break for the other door rushing through apologies “SorryWronghousegottagobye!” And runs out of the room. “Wait! Who are you?”Bruce exclaims as he rushes after him. They’re on the second story in one of the rooms he rarely uses. How did he know where the organ was? No matter. He’ll catch the kid on the stairs.

Except the kid is already almost at the bottom. How did he get down so effortlessly? The kid practically floated down the stairs.

Bruce gets to the foyer just in time to see the kid realize the door was dead-bolted in multiple spots. He won’t be able to undo them all before Bruce catches up to him.

He slows down and stands behind a pillar, assessing his next move. He needs to be careful here. This is a child after all, no need to spook him any more than he already has. He needs to slowly approach, and ask his questions.

But then the kid does the unexpected. After looking around frantically, he takes a deep breath. Two rings form around his middle and travel up and down his body. His black hair turns ghostly white. He looks back, almost directly at Bruce. His eyes widen as if he realizes he’s being watched. He whispers, barely loud enough to hear, “I’m so sorry, please don’t follow me.” Then, he backs through the locked door and vanishes.

[dnphan]

everything about this ask is so heart warming it makes me wanna cry. i love you guys so much! thank you for the recommendation!!!!

also you are SO RIGHT. this song is sososoos pretty and perfect for my playlist. i’ll add it right now!!

hiii idk if you've seen it already, but maddie (dnphan) is looking for suggestions for a dnp playlist called "sleepy soulmates", and I just listened to the song you recommended, daniel by phillip long, and IF THAT'S NOT THE PERFECT SONG FOR THAT PLAYLIST!!!

so yeah just wanted to let you know in case you wanted to send it to maddie (I didn't want to do it myself and "steal" it from you, you are the person who introduced this song to the phandom and also it seems like a pretty personal thing so feel free to just ignore this lol)

anyway thanks for letting me know it exists bc it's just. yeah.

woooo i’m so glad you enjoyed the song!!!! @dnphan if you wanted to give ‘daniel’ by phillip long a listen and add it I���d be honoured 😭

[coffeesforclosers13]

Hello 👋 This is Moamen and his family from Gaza. Please help us evacuate to safety, complete university studies, and find a source of income after the destruction of what we own. We live in difficult circumstances and a difficult life 🙏🏼 ❤️ Please share and spread the campaign because I urgently need help and the matter is urgent. Because the campaign is going very slowly, there is no water and little food. Please donate and share please Moamen Majed, his four brothers and their parents https://gofund.me/610b22c5 @moamenmajed-gaza Link to verify the campaign https://www.tumblr.com/90-ghost/755355718664830976/moamenmajed-gaza-are-they -a-vetted-fundraiser?source=share

Hi Moamen! I’ll be more than glad to share your campaign. I hope you continue to receive the help you need.

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[dnphan]

hello! for the ask game: X and N <3

thanks for the ask!!!! 🧡🧡

X - Xylophone; What is your favorite music-related Dan and Phil moment?

hmm either the trombone champ video or that one clip of them on radio one [this video at 9:29]

N - Norman; If you could choose a pet for Dan and Phil to get, what would it be?

cat cat cat cat!!!! it always confused me when dnp talk about how much they love dogs more than cats. i have ALWAYS had them down as cat people, plus i feel like they would be good cat parents.

[imadetheline]

Hiya! I loved your "From Flying to Falling" fanfic on ao3^^

It's genuinely one of the best fanfics I have read in a while :D

Just out of pure curiosity, will you update it at some point or was it a 4 parter of sort?? Regardless, I really enjoyed reading through it and the ending of chapter 4 really left me like "OMG WHAT HAPPENED NEXT"

Great job!!

Hope you have a wonderful day ❤

omg i'm so honored to hear that!!

and to be honest i do have about another 4.5k of that fic written and just sitting in my drive from like last year. i thought about posting what i did write but i didn't want to come back after so long and update just to not finish the story so it's been sitting in a google doc every since. and bc i'm not really fixated on the batfam currently it's almost impossible for me to find the motivation to write for it so i don't know when i'll be inspired to finish it fully.

but! if you would like to read that extra 4.5k, knowing that it doesn't wrap up the story and I don't have a timeline for finishing it, then please do let me know and I will totally post what I have!

either way i so appreciate you letting me know how much you enjoyed it, thank you! i hope you have a wonderful night/day as well!!! <3 <3

[theotherbuckley]

incorrect tweets pt 17/?

[maddiefriendlovesbilly]

Damn, the VT fandom is still kicking? I thought that channel had been deleted.

Anyway, good to see that you are still having fun.

—An old friend who used to be in the fandom

Haha yup! And I only received this ask 3 weeks late wow. We’re still out here going insane about a dead channel! Join us join us join us join us—

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

"Let's play a game of 'How well do you know your kids?'" The being shouted, eyebrow still twitching from Robins latest remark.

"I know all my children perfectly." Batman growled at the entity. He held his ground as the spirits (demons?) smile sharpened, "Than you won't mind!"

A puff of purple glowy smoke engulfs then entire area and the next thing anyone knows is that all of Bruces children, even the ones who weren't with them previously, are locked inside magical cages while Batman is trapped in a invisible mime box with a podium and a microphone in what is quite possibly the most garish game show set up ever.

Why was everything neon green and purple? Why was the guy neon green and purple? Who were these other kids-gdi Bruce! You have more kids?

Danny could just transform and beat up the ghost. Its a pretty weak one after all. But this one doesn't seem to recognize him as a halfa and this seemed like the perfect opportunity to do his homework without being attacked.

Jason stared at the kid next to him. What kinda life did this kid have to calmly get out his math homework and start solving problems while being held hostage by an unknown entity?! And with the bats no less?!

All the while Batman is getting peppered with questions about his kids and is realizing he doesn't recognize a few of the names.

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

Enjoy this mini compilation of Maddie trying not to lose her mind in The Knuckles show for about 3 minutes.

[snoopyracing]

8 & 16 from the fluff list with lando please? 🥹

hi! here you go 😊

lando + having a tender moment in the early morning + "how are you so comfy?"

it was too early to be up and the fact that you knew you had to be up early had you waking up every little bit to make sure you didn't oversleep. and when your alarm finally went off it felt like you had just gone to bed.

it was lando's fault that you guys had to be up at 3:30 in the morning. when he told you the other day that your flight to belgium was at 6 a.m. you wanted to strangle him. and the groan coming from him at the sound of the alarm put a told you so look on your face.

"oh my god why did we book this early of a flight?"

"we? you did that all on your own norris." you stated as you started to get out of bed, but your actions were halted by his hand gripping your arm, pulling you back into the bed.

"no stay and cuddle for a little bit please."

you knew you shouldn't. you had a flight to catch and if you allowed yourself to succumb to his pleas you knew you guys would be missing that flight. but even in the darkness of your shared bedroom you couldn't resist the desire to be held by the man you love. "5 minutes lando. that's all we have to spare." you stated, full knowing you'll both fall back asleep.

"well it will be the best five minutes of my life then."

your head rested on his chest as his arms wrapped around you and if there was one place you felt the most secure and loved- it was in lando's arms.

it had definitely been past five minutes, but neither of you budged on being the first to get up. in fact you thought lando had fallen back asleep until he spoke.

"i love you. i hope you know that. with every fiber of my being i love you."

it was still dark in the room, but you lifted your head to look at him. your cheeks hot over his words even after being together for some time.

"i know you do. you tell me all the time lan, but for what it's worth i'd say i love you more."

a small laugh came from him as one of his hands cupped your face. "baby, we are not having this competition again because i will win everytime."

"you just think you do."

he was thankful that it was dark in the room as he playfully rolled his eyes at you before leaning in to kiss you. the action catching you off guard but you quickly kissed him back. his kisses were addictive and once you had one you needed at least five more to suffice.

but before it turned into something else you pulled away, reclaiming your spot in his arms. and as you laid your head back down on his chest you couldn't help but ask "how are you so comfy?"

"i'm just filled with so much love." he stated. and you could sense the smirk on his face as he said it.

"oh my god quit."

come chat it's sleepover saturday!!