#Madame Gazelle

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Round 1

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I'm so severely sorry but smash or pass: Madame Gazelle from Peppa Pig

I’m sorry to say that I’m going to probably going to pass on Madame Gazelle from Peppa Pig

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Firmin Baes (Belgian, 1874-1943) • Portrait de Madame Timmers-Verhoeven • 1936

Here are a few actual vintage gold dresses from the 1920s and 30s. The smaller images below contain descriptive details in the alt text.

Probably American • c. 1925 • Ivory silk, metallic gold damask, in a pattern of birds, gazelles, and turrets on a follate ground, silk floss embroidery.

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Gryffindor gang's all here 🦁

Garreth Weasley is mischievous by nature; an aspiring brewer always on the pursuit of creating his next big concoction of magical drinks. His propensity for experimentation and carelessness with ingredients frequently hamper his brewing ability, and his concoctions often backfire, to amusing, if sometimes dangerous effects. However, Garreth remains ever the enthusiast and always maintains a cheerful, determined personality.

Cressida Blume is a talented witch who is passionate at personal growth when it comes to magic. Her passion at times holds her back, however, as she also has a knack for experimentation. Cressida is very often hard-at-work trying to master a charm she has learned, after which she will try to improve upon it. Cressida has had a history of practicing her charms at the Library and disturbing the peace with her botched experimentations. This prompted the librarian Madam Scribner to write to Headmaster Black, proposing a ban on magic at the Library.

Lucan Brattleby is fearless and always willing to stand up for what is right, no matter the danger. He is confident and determined, and his courage often inspires those around him. However, what sets Lucan apart from other Gryffindor students is his mastery of the duelling arts. Lucan's duelling skills and gentlemanly demeanor make him a well-respected figure in the wizarding world of Hogwarts Legacy. He is a mentor to many young wizards and is always willing to share his knowledge and expertise with those who seek it.

Leander Prewett is a an outwardly bold and sometimes boastful individual who can often be heard parroting lines about courage, heroism and honor, specifically how these traits relate to House Gryffindor and its students. In truth, his confidence is often misplaced, using a false sense of bravado to mask his own shortcomings which contribute to a deepseated fear of not living up to Gryffindor standards. Leander frequently gets into humiliating situations by constantly overestimating his own capabilities.

Nellie Oggspire has a penchant for chasing thrills, particularly climbing up to high places. She feels it helps to change her point of view every now and then, quite literally. This is something she's always done since she was a little child. Her mother once found her on the roof when she was five years old, with no idea how she had gotten there. She also claims that she once climbed all the way to the top of the Gryffindor Tower's exterior without a broom.

Natsai "Natty" Onai is wise, quick-witted, and possessed of a need to seek justice. Natsai grew up in Matabeleland, Africa where she attended Uagadou — the largest wizarding school in the world. She transfer red to Hogwarts when her mother became the school's Divination professor and is adapting to her new life in Scotland. Natsai became an Animagus at a young age, and is able to assume the form of a gazelle spontaneously.

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Peppa Pig's class as humans! i kinda forgot Gerald giraffe but oh well.

btw i love the canon implications that madame gazelle is a vampire. tbh she gives me Maria from sound of music vibes.

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Lad is there any Madam Gazelle lore?

one of the halloween eps suggested she was a vampire- but that was probably just a Halloween bit(?)

Indeed!

Rather than piling on the proof because tbh im too lazy to redact it, ill just explain it quickly.

Its presumable gigi and her sisters glenda and greta were born in the late 1700s or in the 1800s. (Earliest possible if you really wanna stretch is 500-1500)

They mustve gotten bitten at *least* at the age of 33 or after.

She (debatably) owned a castle, its implied it was filled with monsters.

Vampires in peppa pig work this way: they can drink blood, and are light sensitive, but however its much more minimum and controllable.

Vampires' light sensitivity isnt too bad, aka it just bothers her visually and supposedly so do hot temperatures, which is why she hates glitter wears dark clothes and wears hats sometimes but never pulvorizes outside. Vampires supposedly bite people to get vitamin D in order to survive, which both blood and the sun have. Since vampires cant expose themselves to the sun, they resort to blood. However, peppa pig vampires are different. They can still bite and arent implied to be friendly or for kids, but can still be 100% safe to be around.

Madame gazelle is far from agressive, especially seen in the zoo or any episode where shes startled easily.

Madame gazelle loves cold temperatures. She goes swimming on cold water in the snow, and her sisters live on a mountain.

The rocking gazelles as a band is popular enough to be on posters on the walls of american restaurants.

The rocking gazelles existed since the 80s at most, probably.

Madame gazelle's house is more than antique, she lived there long enough for a small sprout to grow larger than her 3+ story house.

Her house has a photo of a male gazelle who uses the female body type though with wonky proportions (either a beautiful butch wife or her swag ftm husband or just her random fruity uncle she has a framed picture of).

If you saturate this image, he kind-of has a proper color pallette.

He appears in the science museum episode, however, when edmond flies on the rocket.

He is definitely a historical figure of some sort.

As for the vampire thing being a halloween bit, its not. Its very consistently brought up to this day, that and wild animals are like some of the little actually consistent lore there is.

She very often says vampire and bat related stuff reminds her of "the old country", the entire episode of madame gazelles house is generally a huge collection of hints, and indeed she has no reflection anywhere ever. A crew member actually made a render on twitter poking fun at the gag, with an image of madame gazelle drinking morning coffee while in front of a mirror which only displays a floating cup.

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THE EPIC SEQUEL TO THE 2023 HIMBOFF IS COMING VERY SOON

I, @makerofmadness aka the host of the @2023himbotournament am already ready to present the epic sequel (which will not start until a bit after the himboff ends, I'm announcing this now 'Cus the conclusion of the himboff is near):

SUPER SMASH BATS

Aka: The Vampire Tournament!

The blood-sucking cast:

*Count Dracula (Dracula)

*Vampire Cookie (Cookie Run)

*Edward Cullen (Twilight)

*Draculaura (Monster High)

*Dracula (Hotel Transylvania)

*Count Orlok (Nosferatu)

*Michael Morbius, MD (Morbius)

*Carmilla Karnstein (Carmilla)

*William “Spike” Pratt (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

*Bunnicula (Bunnicula)

*Count Duckula (Count Duckula)

*Elena Gilbert (The Vampire Diaries)

*Alucard (Hellsing)

*Dracula Vlad Țepeș (Castlevania)

*Lestat de Lioncourt (The Vampire Chronicles)

*Blade (Blade)

*Count Nightwing (Goosebumps)

*Dio Brando (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)

*Kanaya Maryam (Homestuck)

*Marceline the Vampire Queen (Adventure Time)

*Slayer (Guilty Gear)

*Zero Kiryu (Vampire Knight)

*Benny Lafitte (Supernatural)

*Count von Count (Sesame Street)

*Sarah Fox (My Babysitter’s a Vampire)

*Lucifer (Dragon Ball)

*Vamdemon (Digimon Adventure)

*Rayne (BloodRayne)

*Nitara (Mortal Kombat)

*Remilia Scarlet (Touhou)

*Vamp (Metal Gear Solid)

*Vanescula Drakan (RuneScape)

*Vampirella (Vampirella)

*Lady Margolotta (Discworld)

*Aukon (Doctor Who)

*Dracunyan (Yokai Watch)

*David Powers (The Lost Boys)

*John Mitchell (Being Human)

*Edward Dalton (Daybreakers)

*Vladimir Dracula (Young Dracula)

*Grandpa Walt Montgomery ( R.L. Stine's The Haunting Hour)

*Karin Maaka (Chibi Vampire)

*Bill Compton (True Blood)

*Hazuki (Tsukuyomi: Moon Phase)

*Vampirina Hauntley (Vampirina)

*Rudolph Sackville-Bagg (The Little Vampire)

*Erika Sendo (Fortune Arterial)

*Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil)

*Count Koopula (The Super Mario Bros. Super Show)

*Madame Gazelle (Peppa Pig)

*Lily Munster (The Munsters)

*Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (My Immortal)

(For images of Ebony: on the roster I thought it'd be funny to have her basically replace the random character option, but for the tournament itself User @lil-tumbles has offered to draw her so a big thanks goes out to em for that)

Btw since this was a bit of a problem for me with the previous tournament: if you don't mind, could y'all put posts about this under the tag "super smash bats" so that I'll be able to look through that and see them? I like being able to tell what people are talking about, what characters you all are rooting for, etc. (it makes me happy to see people getting excited over stuff I do :'3 I'll admit it's kinda an ego thing but I just. Like knowing that I've made something that people care about and that makes people happy y'know-)

anyway this will probably start a week after the himboff ends, be prepared

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Beastars Butler AU Character list

Made a list for my Red Butler/Swap AU, might as well make one for my Beastars au as well, just like the other list, this one will be updated more as I continue the au

o!Ciel Phantomhive - Harlequin rabbit

Sebastian Michaelis - Ibizan Hound

Mey-Rin - Cheetah

Finny - Alpaca

Baldroy - Brown bear

Tanaka - Mountain goat

Snake - Grey wolf/Python hybrid

Like I said, this list will be updated and more characters will be added and so on as I continue the au!!

r!Ciel Phantomhive - Harlequin rabbit

Vincent Phantomhive - Harlequin rabbit

Rachel Phantomhive - French rabbit

Madame Red - French rabbit

Elizabeth Midford - English lop

Edward Midford - Harlequin rabbit

Alexis Leon Midford - English lop

Francis Midford - Harlequin rabbit

Paula - Okapi

Undertaker - Komodo Dragon/Giant salamander hybrid

Grell Sutcliff - Savannah cat

William T. Spears - Swainson hawk

Ronald Knox -Thomsons Gazelle

Othello - Common squirrel monkey

Lau - Peacock

Ran-Mao - Black panther

Prince Soma - ring-tailed lemur

Agni - Akhal-teke (horse)

Claude Faustus - Doberman

Alois Trancy - Dall sheep

Hannah Annafellows - Mute Swan

Timber, Thompson, and Canterbury - Spotted Hyenas

Joker - Maned wolf

Dagger - Cheetah

Beast - Curly-coated retriever

Jumbo - Rhinoceros

Wendy and Peter - Canary birds

Doll/Freckles - Red Fox

Baron Kelvin - Cougar

Ash Landers - Arctic Fox

Angela Blanc - Arctic Fox

Charles Grey - Snowy Owl

Charles Phipps - Polar Bear

John Brown - Penguin

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Bridgerton Season 3 Episode 2 Initial Reactions

I'm late I know, but I didn't get to post these reactions so here they are.

ooh the historical pineapple reference!! I love the set design people they just keep delivering these little gems.

Edwina beloved! I think this confirms the marriage to the Prussian prince. Good for her, go be a princess babe.

Charlotte's wig is so beautiful and elaborate

Not Kate getting called old and hopeless on the marriage mart like free my woman from these allegations.

Nicola is eating up these green looks

"But have no interest in other debutants" not Benedict sniffing out my imaginary lesbian love story here.

Pen regretting her latest column

Penelope being so awkward at flirting is giving baby gazel trying to walk for the first time. it's vv endearing

Oh no is this foreshadowing Francesca diamond allegations? I read the books but I've forgotten this bit

Tbh I'm loving Featherington women they are peak bimbo

The actress for Phillipa has such a good voice it matches the character perfectly

Portia Featherington don't be controlling challenge

The most realistic representation of regency era sex ed I fear.

Colin threesome? See I said it was a slutty summer.

Not to nit pick/slut shame but at the least an hour needs to pass between your sinning and then being around your future love interest.

Aww Polin first meeting reminiscing.

You know nothing Colin Bridgerton you could have Apollo gift you with prophecy and you would still know nothing!

Aww they're apart and not in the same bed. They're really cute.

Yes madam Delacroix encourage these women to take fashion risks.

So Francesca wants to get matched to avoid attention? But she welcomes the prospect of marriage, hmm…

Bridgerton family cuteness

Hyacinthe being good at cards and a menace! I'm loving the younger kids being brought into this season.

Secret Polin meeting the tropes are troping.

Colin getting offended when Pen is like "you" bahaha

"Your eyes are the most remarkable shade of blue..." Colin was shooketh that boy is living in his "romancing mr.bridgerton" era.

Not her finding his musings on his smutty summer and getting turned on.

To paraphrase: "Were you reading my smutty journal Penelope?" like do you not know how nosey she is??

They’re touching hands and staring into each other's eyes your honor.

Girl what was this "lesson" even, I enjoyed it but still

Honestly same girl I too would vibe with pretty jewelry.

Colin wants the tea for the Pen and Eloise drama so bad!!

"how is she" spoken like a true divorced couple Eloise

Eloise speaking fax about how strange Colin and Pen's arrangement is.

Queen Charlotte back with a banging wig and more disparagement

Francesca: I was promised a music man, and I shall like one right this instant.

Mr. Dankworth and Mr. Finch we finally learn their names! Or maybe I have terrible memory?

Not them getting abandoned by their wives lmao

Not Portia acknowledging Mr. Dankworth's Kenergy "You are so pretty" and then the Kens are terrified of her this family is giving me too much entertainment

Colin "If you speak to one man tonight you can read of my sexploits" Bridgerton

"His horse recently died" ma'am this show is so unserious

Also not usually very caring of this but their height difference is everything

Eloise's talent would have been stand up commedy if it were not 1815.

Benedict’s commitment issues continue I see

It's the way this scene with Benedict has explained the complexity of all these society rules being in place solely for the sake of the marriage mart institution

Hannah Dodd so beautifully portrays a music nerd that just wants to be alone

Volet-Danbury shenanigans are afoot

Also Lady Danbury's outfits are so cute this season

Omg Featherinton sex talk is 10/10 comedy

"Inserts himself? Inserts himself where?" was delivered so perfect no notes just me gasping and dying laughing. Mr. Finch idk what your game is but I am deceased.

Oh no these girls are pirannahs and they smell blood

Aww Pen meeting a Whistledown fan in the wild is so sweet.

Also, she has a caller! Thank you Lord Remmington!

Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no their scheme is exposed poor Penelope will have to ruin her own reputation.

While I feel terrible for Pen she kinda deserves her serving of karma

Lady Danbury you are a level 1000 master manipulator here for Francesca.

Oh no Fran looks so distraught this is everything she was against

Ok I'm seeing the commentary they want to set up with the Kent’s situation

Visitor- sounds controversial Lady Danbury

GO off Eloise defend your cancelled wife!!

Ok Cressida has some points here.. that still doesn't endear me

Omg it's the first Polin kiss scene!!

"But you would be dead" best comedian right here give him his award!

Also, that was one passionate kiss for helping a dear friend out. These two dorks are so in love they can’t even see it (facepalm).

You can see it on his face he has unlocked something, he doesn’t know what but it’s something.

Tbh the maid is the MVP here she has allowed all of this to happen.

I'm starting to see where the plot is going and I approve. I will say the Polin story line is going well and I have no notes but a lot of other characters do not get screen time. There are no Lady Danbury Penelope interactions. It does feel at times there are too many characters due to these interactions.

Overall good, the ending odiously was the strong point I gave it 10/10.

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they're releasing the 10th season of Peppa Pig, and it's ruined, because of the WOKE.

Peppa is now a bi-lesbian and she's in a relationship with Suzy Sheep, who is a transgender child taking puberty blockers.

Daddy Pig is now Trans Mummy Pig, and she gets pegged by Cis Mummy Pig.

George is now George. Nothing changed he's an icon thankfully.

Miss Rabbit now only works one job and she joined a union.

Mummy Rabbit was forced to work and neglect her children because being a tradwife is illegal.

Granny and Grandpa pig are naturalists who walk naked around their weed farm.

Madame Gazelle was replaced by an illegal immigrant named Miss Pronouns, who teaches children about gay sex even though she doesn't even speak English but they gave her the job because WOKE.

Mr. Bull is a gender nonconforming male lesbian and he has a huge thing for Mr. Zebra, but Mr. Zebra is actually a trans man and also Mr. Bull's ex and he's extremely offended that he still has feelings for him.

Danny Dog is now a vegan who protests butter by making out with Freddy Fox in front of Buckingham Palace.

Grampy Rabbit was killed by the government because he refused to take the covid vaccine.

Zaza Zebra steals weed from Granny and Grandpa Pig's farm but there's nobody to arrest her because they defunded the police.

Pedro Pony is now Theydro Pony, and is a child actor who models hoove shots. he is also aroace. and black.

Molly Mole, Emily Elephant, Rebecca Rabbit, and Mandy Mouse are now in a queerplatonic polycule, but it's actually toxic because they keep saying Molly's pansexual flag is ugly (she wouldn't know, she's blind because WOKE)

Baby Alexander is being raised gender neutral and Cousin Chloe is a punk kid.

They're giving all the children autistic vaccines to make them autistic.

But you know what's really scary? This doesn't come out in 2050... It comes out of the closet NEXT YEAR!!!

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This Fan Art Friday we have this lovely pair of pieces by Josephine A Baird featuring Madame Honorade Gazel herself! We have our own thoughts, but which of these is your favorite?

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So someone liked my post about peppa pig secretly being evil and I said I would explain the convo

Me: * walking with friend* Friend( Diane): * Walking with me* Me: Did you know that bread is bad for ducks? Friend ( Diane): Does that mean peppa pig is secretly evil? Me: Diane wtf- Me: But yeah that does make sense, Friend ( Diane): During the intro to every peppa pig ep. the pigs fall from the sky so that's probably the demon posessing peppa torturing her "Family" Me: ooohh Peppa's "family could be a group of exorcists that weren't strong enough to unposess Peppa Friend: And you know how George can only say Dino and how he cries all the time? ( still diane I just don't want to type so much lmao) Me: yeah? Friend: that could be a curse put on him by Peppa Me: Oh yeah! What if Peppa gave the dino toy to George as a gift but it actually cursed him to have nightmares. And, peppa cursed George not to talk so that way no body else can find out that she is a demon Friend: In like this one episode I think Peppa and Suzie were having an aurgument Suzie mentioned that she wants to became a doctor, what could that mean? Me: ooh you know how like doctors are like the representation for good and all good and shit? Friend : yeah? Me: Suzie could have been sent from god to help break Peppa's curse and she is the only hope we have, What about madam gazelle tho? Friend: Madam Gazelle can be god Me: Ok but why hasn't she stopped Peppa yet tho? Friend: Because her human form- or like gazelle form limits her power Me : Oh and Peppa's probably force feeding daddy pig so that he gets stuck on the slide every time he goes Friend: What about Mommy pig tho? Me: I feel like Mommy pig is just like being held hostage by Peppa Friend: "Stay here or else I WILL SHOOT" - Peppa? Me: Exactly

To Be Continued...

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Have any of you ever stopped to think about madame gazelle in relation to the sixteen candles universe? Like, we've established she is a vampire, and then it's never brought up again, but in the canon of the fall out boy cinematic universe where vampires exist, is her being a vampire treated as a common occurence? is it left as an adult joke but in the sense that vampires are these people involved in gang activity and shit?

Or is she like Travie who shows up for a few frames and is never heard from again?