#MYA Club tickets and VIP

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Experience the Best of Valencia's Nightlife at MYA Club

Valencia, known for its vibrant cultural scene and stunning architecture, also boasts an electric nightlife that attracts party-goers from all over the world. Whether you're a local or visiting, the city offers a variety of nightclubs and VIP experiences that guarantee an unforgettable night out. Among these, MYA Club Valencia stands out as one of the top destinations for those seeking an exclusive party atmosphere. Let's dive into why MYA Club should be at the top of your list when exploring Valencia's nightlife.

MYA Club Valencia – The Ultimate Party Destination

MYA Club is more than just a nightclub; it’s a premier entertainment venue that caters to those looking for the best in Valencia’s nightlife. Located in the heart of the city, MYA is known for its luxurious ambiance, world-class sound systems, and top-tier DJs. Whether you're into electronic music, house, or pop, MYA's weekly events feature a mix of local and international talent, making it the go-to spot for music lovers and party enthusiasts alike.

One of the key highlights of MYA is its VIP experience. Offering exclusive access to private areas, bottle service, and priority entry, MYA's VIP packages are perfect for those who want to elevate their night out. For those looking for something extra special, MYA also provides customized VIP packages, which include exclusive table reservations and a range of premium drinks.

MYA Club Tickets and VIP Packages

Getting access to MYA’s hottest parties and exclusive events is easy with the MYA Club tickets system. Whether you’re interested in a general admission ticket or a VIP package, booking in advance ensures you don’t miss out on the best parties in Valencia.

For an enhanced experience, VIP packages include perks like skip-the-line entry, access to the best tables in the club, and personalized service. MYA Club also regularly offers special deals and discounts on VIP tickets, which can be found through trusted nightlife websites like Valencia Nightlife. These discounts make the MYA VIP experience more accessible, allowing you to enjoy the best of Valencia's nightlife without breaking the bank.

Valencia Nightlife – The Hottest Trends

Valencia’s nightlife is continually evolving, and the city’s club scene has witnessed a growing trend towards more exclusive, high-end clubbing experiences. Clubs like MYA are at the forefront of this movement, offering both locals and visitors a chance to experience luxury and entertainment in one venue. The rise of VIP clubs in Valencia reflects the demand for a more sophisticated, tailored nightlife experience.

In addition to MYA, other exclusive venues in Valencia cater to high-end clubbers. These spots often feature renowned DJs, live performances, and state-of-the-art sound and lighting systems that create an immersive atmosphere. The city's nightlife is also embracing more diverse musical genres, from techno to Latin beats, ensuring there’s something for everyone looking for a night of excitement.

Why MYA Club Is the Best Party in Valencia

When it comes to unforgettable parties, MYA Club Valencia is consistently regarded as the best party destination in the city. The venue regularly hosts themed nights, guest DJs, and special events that draw large crowds of enthusiastic party-goers. From its cutting-edge sound systems to its stunning design, MYA sets the standard for luxury nightclubs in Valencia.

The club’s atmosphere is always buzzing with energy, making it the ideal location for anyone looking to let loose and dance until dawn. Whether you're celebrating a special occasion or simply enjoying a night out with friends, MYA ensures that your experience will be one to remember.

Exclusive Clubs in Valencia – The Best VIP Nightlife Spots

In addition to MYA, Valencia is home to several other exclusive nightclubs that cater to those seeking a high-end party experience. Venues like La3 Club, Akuarela Playa, and Oceans Club also offer VIP access and specialized packages designed to enhance your nightlife experience. These exclusive clubs are perfect for those who appreciate the finer things in life, from premium cocktails to unparalleled service.

Valencia nightlife discounts are also widely available, allowing clubbers to enjoy these exclusive venues at a reduced cost. Many websites, including Valencia Nightlife, offer discounted tickets for events, helping you save on entry fees and VIP experiences.

The Future of Valencia Nightlife

As the city's nightlife scene continues to evolve, trends indicate a growing demand for luxury clubs and VIP experiences. With venues like MYA at the forefront, Valencia is poised to become one of the top nightlife destinations in Europe. Whether you’re visiting for a short time or living in the city, MYA and other exclusive clubs will ensure you experience the best of what Valencia has to offer after dark.

For more information on MYA Club tickets, VIP access, and exclusive events, check out Valencia Nightlife, where you can find all the details about upcoming events, ticket prices, and VIP packages for an unforgettable night in Valencia.

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Easter Bank Holiday 2018: Top events to attend

 It’s one of our favourite times of year for going out, read on to see which nights we recommend you hitting up...

Ahh, Easter Bank Holiday weekend. The time of year for chocolate and socialising: two of our favourite things! And there are always plenty of ways to socialise over this long weekend, including club nights, karaoke and day parties. 

So which events would we pick to go to this month? We’ve selected a handful below to help you narrow it down. But don’t forget there are a whole load more to choose from on Shoobs now. So if you feel like going out twice (or even three times!) over the 4-day weekend then don’t forget to check the website for even more options! 

Holla Back - The Throwback Party @ Bar 512

This Bank Holiday Saturday (31st March) things are getting exciting, as a brand new throwback night launches in Dalston, East London. Holla Back will be bringing you all the best tunes of the 90′s and noughties - and maybe even classic tunes like Peter Andre’s “Mysterious Girl” too. Maybe! 

But whatever your throwback flavour of choice, with DJs like Shorty Bless, DJ Semo and S Dot on the decks, you know your evening is in good hands. 

Early bird tickets are just £7 right now. Get yours HERE. 

The Heatwave presents Hot Wuk: London @ Oval Space

Something to get seriously excited about this Easter is The Heat Wave Hot Wuk 2018 Tour, which is going to kick off your Bank Holiday in the right way with the maddest riddims and a jam packed bashment show with the wickedest dancers on Thursday 29th March. 

Dancehall lovers are not going to want to miss this - and there are a number of special guest MCs due to be announced for the night too! 

Get your tickets HERE now. 

Grown & Sexy - 6th Birthday @ Revolution America Square

I’m sure you know by now, but Grown & Sexy is more than a rave! For those who enjoy making an effort with their fashion, love to party to great music, sip quality alcohol and experience unforgettable vibes. 

Diverse Nights continue to deliver with spectacular, memorable nights. Help them celebrate their 6th Birthday for Grown & Sexy!

Get your tickets HERE

ONO London Bank Holiday Soirée @ Arbor City - Lane Bar

Get ready to get dressed up in your finest and most stylish ‘fits, as ONO London brings you the City Soirée this Friday 30th March in Aldgate East. A sophisticated night for the “grown and sexy” with good vibes, spectacular settings and sensual R&B, afrobeats and more on the decks. 

Invasion Crew, 4Play Sounds, Ruff n Tuff and other top DJs will be spinning for the night and VIP packages are available if you want to really splash out.

Get your tickets HERE now. 21+ only - and don’t forget to wear smart shoes, no trainers!

Reminisce @ Yates, Reading

A great option for those of you who miss the good ol’ days of banging reggae tunes that were straight from the island! Reminisce comes to Reading on Bank Holiday Sunday (1st April) to bring you a night full of reggae, revivals and Lovers Rock with a live performance from the legendary Brown Sugar singer, Kofi. Oh and Ossie Gad from the Natural Ites will be performing too, as well as more special guests!

A one-off show for true fans and early bird tickets are still available! Get your tickets HERE now. 

*Starz* Launch Party - Bank Holiday Special @ Guys Bar

You know it’s going to be a big night if it’s a grand opening, so STARZ is certainly worth checking out on Saturday 31st March if you’re looking for an ultra classy affair with a whole host of London’s finest DJs on the decks. Kicking off the celebrations and making sure this night gets the launch it deserves, Mr Play, DJ Slick, Darkozy, DJ Neptizzle and plenty more will be bringing the vibes; from Funky House, to Soca and Slow Jams.

Get your tickets for this super suave night HERE now. 

Love Spot @ Club Reina

If you’re looking to stay in Central London for the Bank Holiday weekend then Love Spot could be the night to hit on Friday 30th March. Taking place at the very popular Club Reina in Farringdon, Love Spot boasts two rooms of music and some of the hottest DJs in the business on rotation all evening, including DJ Larizzle, The Trackmasters, Jobo Sound and Contagious Ent. 

The dress code is smart and sexy and with the newly refurbished settings too, you can make sure that you have the best backdrop for those snaps and selfies. 

Tickets are online and available HERE now. 

Trevor Nelson’s Soul Nation ft MYA @ KOKO London

The Trevor Nelson x Soul Nation parties became a massive hit over the last year and they are only planning to get bigger and better plans in 2018. The first event of this year will see Trevor takeover the renowned venue that is KOKO in London and invite the beautiful Grammy Award winning R&B Star, Miss Mýa along for a special live performance too!

It’s a perfect way to spend your Bank Holiday Saturday (31st March), especially if you’re a fan of live music and classic hits.

Tickets are available online HERE now. 

DJ Nate’s Caribbean Rocks Concert @ O2 Forum Kentish Town

If you’ve been preeing the popular events on Shoobs for a little while now then you’ll know that DJ Nate’s Caribbean Rocks Concert is a hugely anticipated affair - and it happens to fall on the Bank Holiday weekend.

The top London DJ will be bringing the best of the islands to O2 Forum Kentish Town on Friday 30th March for a show like no other. With the likes of Spice, Razor B, Ding Dong and plenty more set to storm the stage - you’d be crazy to miss it!

Get your tickets and find out more reasons why Caribbean Rocks is the place to be this Bank Holiday HERE. 

JAYS Linkup - Roll & Rave @ Saw Swee Hock Student Centre

Now, this looks like a blast for students wanting to do something different over the Easter Bank Holiday: a 90′s themed roller skating night! Yep, channel your skating skills and have the most fun cruising around the rink to the coolest throwback tunes, bashment and funky house at Saw Swee Hock Student Centre on Saturday 31st March. 

Better still, the Anthony Joshua fight will be shown live at the venue too so you don’t have to miss out on the AJ action while you skate the night away. 

More info and tickets available HERE. 

Bruk Out Old Skool vs New Skool Easter @ IndigO2

Almost 2,000 people have been attending each and every Bruk Out event since 2014, so you already know this is a MUST! What makes it such a guaranteed good time? A huge arena filled with the best DJs in the city spinning old skool and new skool tracks for one of the largest Caribbean parties in the UK!

Just some of the guys you’ll enjoy on the decks for this Easter special include: DJ Nate, Mix Masters, English Fire, Invasion Crew, Deep Clarity, Coolie and Kapital.

Check out the full line-up and purchase your tickets HERE now - they’ll fly fast!

So in between munching those easter eggs, you have a tonne of options to go out and shake a leg this Bank Holiday! Which event will you be attending? Let us know by tweeting us or tagging us in your Instagram photos: @shoobsonline. 

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Dirty Zayn Imagine

🚫  WARNING 18+ PLZ 🚫

** SIDE NOTE: (Y/S/N) = Your Stage Name, (Y/R/N) = Your Real Name, (Y/H/C) = Your hair color  **

“Practice” 

“Ladies and gentleman now coming to the stage, the one you all came to see, the princess of club Envy, the lovely, bootiful (Y/S/N)!”

As DJ Maxx made my introduction, I took the time to take a much needed deep breath to calm my nerves. No matter of the countless times I’ve been on this very stage, I still was a nervous reck beforehand.

I could hear a roar of applause and whistling as the slow and heavily bass song thumped throughout the club. I danced my way out from behind the sparkling curtain, swaying my hips to the beat sexually.

As the music played, I started to relax and let the music have it’s way with me as always. I danced across the stage making sure to put on the best show that I could. Working the crowd on both sides, only briefly stopping to let people put money inside the string of my thong or to tease a little.

I worked the pole with my best moves as I knew he was watching. Usually I wouldn’t put in this much work for anyone but for some reason I felt like I had something to prove. To show him I was in fact the real deal.

I spotted them as soon as they walked through the door and sat in their “special VIP” both. The section that was roped off for nothing but either big time celebrities or big paying customers. It was their 4th time here in two months.

When Big Mike first made the announcement of them coming no one really believed him. Seriously, One Direction coming to a strip club?! And one based in New Orleans at that was almost unbelievable. They just seemed too innocent to be seen in such a place.

But I guess when they heard about Club Envy being one of the “it” places to be, they had to come through. We have had plenty of big names stop by at any time of the week at that. Every flavor of woman you could think of we probably have her. We were the best of the best.

I didn’t really know much about the boys at first, except that they were extremely popular, talented and had millions of young girls in love with them. Barely knowing their names but definitely recognizing the five gorgeous faces. Hell how could anyone not when they are practically everywhere!

The amount of girls that lined up to be the boys’ personal dancers weren’t all that surprising. Quite a few were just money hungry hoes or hoes period. Thankfully Big Mike let the boys hand pick exactly who they wanted a private dance from if they chose to have one.

And what do you know? I got chosen by none other than Mr. Zayn Malik.

To say I was beyond nervous would be an understatement. Finding out he paid ten thousand to get a dance from me was just crazy. I wasn’t sure what to expect but what I got would forever put a smile on my face.

The first time seeing him up close, in person made my heart beat frantically. He was so fuckin beautiful it was almost sickening. The way his eyes followed my every movement had goosebumps forming all over me. He watched me like I was his prey and I loved it.

When he touched me it was like breathing for the first time. No words were ever spoken between us, our eyes did the talking. It was like that every time we came into contact with one another.

I was disappointed when I got news they left soon after my performance. I was really looking forward to seeing him, touching him again.

“Don’t look so down (Y/R/N), he bought you a little something before he left, it’s at your station.” My friend Mya voiced as I walked towards the dressing rooms. She was the only person that knew what went down between Zayn and I. As she herself had a special thing for Liam.

I quickly made my way towards my makeup station to see red and white bouquet of roses and two tickets along with backstage passes to their concert tomorrow night.

A smiled formed on my face but quickly vanished. How would he even recognize me considering I wore a mask here at the club?

I couldn’t help but feel slightly awkward at the concert. All around me were screaming girls belting out the lyrics to song after song while jumping or dancing wildly. I was surrounded in the very middle of the craziness, trying my best not to get pushed over and stumped on.

I felt so outta place because I only know maybe 2 songs done by them that I actually knew. Hell even Mya knew more than I did!

All throughout the concert I couldn’t help but notice Zayn the most. It was as if my eyes would only leave him for a few seconds before landing on him once again. I noticed him constantly scanning the floor audience and I knew it was because of me.

The moment our eyes connected I just knew he instantly recognized me. Maybe my mask didn’t hide much of my face as I thought.

I could feel the pool heat inside my panties just that quick. No other man has ever made me feel this way, let alone one I knew nothing about.

But I couldn’t help but just feel like me and Zayn had some type of connection that was beyond what either of us could explain.

All throughout the concert, he’d stare at me shortly before focusing back on the music and the thousands of screaming fans. I couldn’t lie, I actually enjoyed myself. Their music and performance was pretty epic.

When the final song ended and the boys saying their goodbye, I found myself being pulled off to the side by Mya.

“It’s best we get to the backstage entrance, it’ll be swamped in minutes!” She yelled holding my hand and navigating through the crowd with ease before she found our destination. I wasn’t all that surprised to find the backstage doors already crowded, these girls were determined I tell you.

I can only imagine what the outside back entrance is looking like.

We waited maybe 20 minutes before seeing three huge bouncers step out blocking the doorway, one holding a clipboard.

“Please, only those that have exclusive backstage passes are allowed to enter! The rest of you will just have to either leave or make your way to back of the arena!” His voiced boomed making me jump slightly. Slowly the once big crowd started to disperse.

As he began to call out the passes numbers one by one, I started to become excited and scared at once. When we were called we had to wait patiently inside until he was done. I noticed I wasn’t the only one with the same reaction. I mean these girls have been waiting for god knows how long for this moment to finally meet the boys.

Before long the double doors closed behind us as the bouncers stood in front of us. “You all will follow me to the break room where the boys will be waiting. Ask whatever you may like, take pictures and get anything you want signed. But please be respectful!” He warned us then looked down at his chart.“Except pass number 883478, Michael will escort you elsewhere.”

I looked down at my pass and saw it was my number that was named.

But why just mines though? Did I do anything wrong?

I turned to Mya only to see her wink at me as she followed the rest of the group. Clearly she knew something I didn’t.

“If you’ll follow me this way miss.” Michael instructed leading me down another hall that was less busier than the other. “And don’t worry, you’re not in trouble. Apparently Zayn has made a special request for you.” He said as we came to a stop at a door with Zayn’s name on it. Pushing it opened I stepped slowly inside the room to find it empty.

“He’ll be here in a few, just relax and make yourself comfortable.” Michael suggested before closing the door leaving me to my thoughts.

I sighed loudly as I looked around his dressing room. It was a pretty decent size decked out with a nice refreshment table, a huge flat screen tv and gaming system, an L shaped comfortable looking couch, a desk/hair station and two racks of clothing and shoes to the side. Instantly I found myself running my small fingers over his clothing.

God they even had that same intoxicating smell of him. I looked around to see if I was still alone just in case before taking one of his jackets and slipping it on. It was slightly big and way longer than I thought but had me feeling so good and warm. I couldn’t help but take a sniff of the familiar scent I’m slowly becoming addicted too.

“You should keep it, looks good on you” a voice said scaring me as I whipped around holding my chest. His soft laugh filled the silent room as he took in my shocked face.

“Jesus! You scared the hell out of me, don’t do that!” I whispered yelled at him with a fierce look.

He threw his hands up in mock surrender, “Sorry…but I can’t promise that I won’t be tempted to do it again.” He finished winking at me with a smirk on his gorgeous face.

The room went silent again as my nerves began to take over. I was alone, in the same room as Zayn Malik! I just wasn’t sure what I was suppose to do and he could tell because I looked everywhere but at him.

I didn’t even hear his footsteps as I looked up to see him standing right in front of me. Those brilliant brown eyes staring directly at me. My breathing hitched as his hands sculpted my face slowly. My eyes closed as his soft lips made contact with my own.

My body became warm all over as if a fire deep within me was lit. I grabbed a hold of his strong biceps gripping them tightly as our kiss deepened. Somehow his tongue found it’s way into my mouth causing me to moan out in delight.

Unfortunately it had to end because I needed to breathe.

“God, you have no idea how long I’ve waited to do that” he spoke, his voice slightly raspy, “It was perfect.” He said before pecking my lips again and stepping back.

“How di-” I suddenly tried to blabber out but was cut off.

“Did I know it was you?” He asked for crossing his arms across his chest, making his toned muscles even more defined.

I nodded, afraid to speak.

“How could I not? From the glow of your beautiful skin” I watched as his hands removed his jacket from my shoulders. He silently asked for permission to take off my hoodie and of course I compiled. His big hands slid slowly up my exposed arms once it was off. Chills immediately ran down my spine.

“The flow of your (Y/H/C) hair” he spoke softly while running his hands through it, tugging it slightly making me moan lowly. A smile graced his face at the response. “This magnificent body of yours that I can’t wait to explore,” he said as his fingers made it’s way down my body gripping my ass firmly pulling me closely to him. “But more importantly, your eyes, they told me everything I needed to know.”

“From the very moment I laid eyes on you at the club I wanted you, both physically and emotionally.” He confused leading me towards the couch. “The very first time touching you was like heaven to me. Then and there I knew you were special.”

I was shocked and flattered at the same time. Happy to know he felt exactly how I did.

But I knew we could never be. We both come from completely two different worlds. He was this big time pop star that was loved by millions and me? Well I was a highly paid stripper who danced just to pay for college and make ends meet. I was nothing special. Zayn deserved way better than me and I knew it.

He must’ve caught the look on my face as he spoke. “I don’t care about your profession, (Y/N). I’ll still want you the same.” He said with such determination I had no choice but to believe him. I didn’t bother asking how he knew my real name, I was too busy gushing over the fact he still wanted me.

“But what if people found out? People will judge you for even having association with me” I said now picturing the fucked up things the media would put out about us both. And his fans? I can only imagine how’d they feel about us, me importantly.

Apart of me knew it’d be highly unlikely for anyone to find out that I stripped. My masks always concealed my identity, no one at the club knew who I was except Big Mike and my best friend, Mya.

But the what if possibilities just wouldn’t leave my brain.

“Even if they did, let them talk. I know you do what you do for a good reason and I also know you’re a genuine person. You wouldn’t be there if you had a choice.” He looked at me with so much care making my weariness die down slowly. I was thankfully that he wasn’t judgemental like most people are nowadays.

“But I’ve been told before by guys who said similar things Zayn, they always hurt me badly in the end,” I confessed. As much as I wanted him, I needed to be sure this wasn’t a game. I refuse to become a fool again.

He grabbed my chin tilting my head up to look at him. “Those guys were nothing but practice (Y/N), all of them. Just like you been putting in extra work for me and only me. Everything happens for a reason baby. You deserve nothing but the best and I plan to give it to you, trust me.”

“Let me show you just how happy you can be and become mine?” I looked at him, truly looking at him. I tried to see any fault in his words but I couldn’t. He was being truthful and honest, I’d be stupid to deny him a chance.

“Of course I’ll be yours” I said happily, pulling him in for a kiss putting as much as passion I could into it. He kissed me in such a way that had my panties soaked and toes curling. I sighed as he laid me down, settling in between my legs perfectly.

I moaned into the kiss as I felt his hands go under my shirt, playing with my stomach, slowly making his way to my waiting breast. His soft lips kissed down my jaw and stopped on my neck. He skillfully licked and sucked my spot as I racked my nails down his back. I quickly snatched his shirt off and traced his tattoos as his mouth and hands did wonders.

When he grabbed a hold of my breasts I moaned out loudly at the feeling. He pushed up shirt until my red lacey bra showed. Snapping the front hooks loose, he took one into mouth and sucked hard making my nails dig into his back. Switching over the other to give it just as much attention to the first, I was sure my pussy was practically leaking by now.

“P-please….” Whimpering lowly, hoping he understood what I wanted. He chuckled continuing to tease me, knowing exactly what he was doing. “Zaynnnn, please, please, please..” I practically begged running my fingers through his hair.

Finally one of his hands snaked it’s way down to my aching core. “Shit, so wet for me baby” He groaned out just as his finger rubbed my clit slowly. I hissed loudly at the friction. I knew I wouldn’t last long, the attention my body was receiving from him was becoming too much.

He must’ve knew my body better than I did. Knowing exactly where to kiss, lick and suck as two fingers plunged deep inside me slow at first. “So tight… I can’t wait to be inside you” he said while speeding up, attaching his lips back on my neck and one hand squeezing my breast. I was quickly becoming a mess under him.

The only sounds heard throughout the room was my loud moaning, Zayn’s dirty words whispering in my ear and his fingers slamming into my wet core.

I was so close. I could feel my pussy clamping around his fingers making him go even faster. “Zaynnn…I-III…so c-clo..” I was cut off by him biting down onto my neck and hitting my g-spot over and over. I lost it.

I screamed out so loudly that I was sure anyone in the hallway could hear me. He watched my face closely as I trembled after my intense orgasm and smiled triumphantly.

“You are so beautiful baby,” he said as he kissed me roughly. Pulling his fingers out, he looked down to see just how wet I truly was before licking all traces of me off of them. “Mmm and taste so sweet.” Just as he was about to kiss me again, a loud knock came from the door following a deep voice.

“5 minutes!” Michael yelled.

I think my face grew hot, I knew he heard everything.

Quickly putting myself together and straightening out my hair, I stood up and watched as Zayn grabbed his phone.

“Save your number, I’ll be calling you to say goodnight.” I typed in my number and handed him back his phone. He dialed my number to give me his. “I honestly hoped this night wouldn’t end, I wanted to show you a few more things.” He kissed me one more time before pulling me towards the door.

“When will I see you again?” I asked as my arms wrapped around his neck.

“Three days, I plan to fly you out to London to spend time with me, it’ll be much needed.” Pecking my lips once more he opened the door and there stood Michael waiting patiently. “There’s a limo out back that’ll take you home, text me as soon as you’re situated, alright?” I nodded my head and hugged him once more before letting go. “Wait!” He yelled suddenly stopping me in my place.

I watched him disappear into his dressing room before coming back with his letterman jacket I had on earlier. “Can’t have my girlfriend leaving without something of mines.” I grabbed the jacket and kissed him one last time and turned to leave.

Now I’d have his scent with me all the time. When I was seated safely inside the limo, I texted Zayn. The smile I had on my face just would not leave.

I was officially Zayn Malik’s girlfriend!

[dayandadream]

Even a logistical nightmare can ruin the best R&B lineup ever with Soulquarius.

While the rest of the world had put their partying eggs in a New Orleans beignet basket with the NBA All-Star Weekend, I took my happy black self to Los Angeles for Soulquarius. Touting one of the best festival lineups these eyes have ever laid eyes on, it was too good to ignore or pass up. As I dragged my body back to Houston early Sunday morning, I looked back with a small amount of remorse.

There was no way someone could ruin that, could they? There’s no possible way you could screw over a paying customer base with a lineup that boasted Erykah Badu, DMX, The Internet, Jhené Aiko and more. Not a lineup with The-Dream, Too $hort, The Pharcyde, Mya, Ameriie, Pretty Ricky (!) and more could fail. The kind of thinking probably made Soulquarius organizers think about money first. “Sure, let’s keep selling tickets to this swollen already music festival,” they probably assumed. “$100 tickets? No problem. VIP being $200? Shit, we gotta get this money!”

That kind of logic is what doomed and ruined Soulquarius for many an attendee. People cried because they missed acts. The merch tables served as a turnstiles for whether or not you wanted to partake of overcrowded hell or slightly crowded hell. It’s how a person could miss Lloyd while waiting 40 minutes for Monica and their sets were no more than 10 feet from one another. A logistical nightmare saw the following things happen, unbeknownst to anyone in attendance.

A List Of The F*ck Ups At Soulquarius, Not Ranked

Brandy Went From Mid-Day Performer to Closer: Nobody knew how Brandy and her handlers may have finessed Soulquarius or the other way around. But Brandy closed the Observatory Stage when she was supposed to be on the House Party stage – 30 mins before Monica took the main Soulquarius stage. Those who even caught Brandy were lucky. Those that wanted to couldn’t due to the Observatory also booking a 6LACK after-party in the same venue.

The Outdoor Stages Were Doomed By Set Issues: Vocalists and bands will be quick to point out sound issues. Monica knew her mic was bad but still soldiered on. The Internet’s drummer was visibly agitated but still teamed to put on a show. R. Kelly & Erykah Badu spent two hours apart, causing the festival to end nearly at 1 AM rather than 11 PM.

VIP Doesn’t Mean Shit: Here’s what you got for paying $200 for a VIP wristband to Soulquarius: alcohol, a cabana tent and a wristband. That’s it. No primo standing space closer to the stage, nothing. You know who else could join you in the cabana tent and got access to alcohol with a wristband?. General admission festivalgoers who only needed to show ID. Yeah, VIP isn’t very important if people who paid $80 more can feel ripped because those who paid anywhere from $85-$110 can get the same perks.

General theme of the night: “I want my money back.”

The Odyssey Of Getting In: It’s a maze to cover the Observatory parking lot. It’s an even longer trek to try and maneuver between thousands of people, all in disorganized lines trying to get into a music festival. Some waited as long as three hours to make their way through the massive throbbing organism of twenty-somethings who wore their best club attire for a 50-degree festival. Even as I walked out of Soulquarius, I grimaced when I saw people were still in line, albeit for something else.

I Almost Died At A Pretty Ricky Set: So, for anyone needing a visual idea of how the Observatory’s indoor stage works it goes as such. It’s a 1,000 person venue that feels like a condensed version of Fitzgerald’s or even House of Blues. After Ameriie finished her set and Pretty Ricky began theirs (unable to perform “Grind With Me”), people attempted to file out. Well, imagine 400 of the 1,000 people inside trying to leave through one exit upstairs and creating a Lord Of The Flies situation where fisticuffs seemed to be the best possible means of survival. Imagine me seated on a couch trying to charge my phone. Now consider people trying to jump over me while still on said couch to get out. Some poor woman almost got caught with a Rock Bottom, I’ll leave it at that.

Let’s keep it simple – had there been no issues in terms of logistics, Soulquarius would have been an amazing time.

The Actual Good of Soulquarius

Ari Lennox‘s “Backseat” sounds just as intoxicating as it does on record and Ameriie delivered a more than spirited set, nerves be damned. The Ying Yang Twins proved that America’s great unifiers are two things: G-Funk & crunk music. I’ll never lose the memory of grown women, white, black or otherwise singing twerk songs at the top of their lungs. Skipped, dancing, constantly moving. All the crooners from Lloyd to Jon B to BJ The Chicago Kid delivered vocally, serenading the ladies with material old and new.

DMX prayed for people and ran through a medley of greatest hits, because that’s what DMX does. Too $hort played in the afternoon because of course he did. Had Short managed to get a set during the night time, a hole in the freaky space time continuum would have occurred.

Walking into Santa Ana on Saturday, I didn’t pencil myself in as a fan of Willow Smith. Once she was finished with her mid-day set on the main Soulquarius stage, I was enchanted. A thin, yet improving voice, Smith sang records from her new album, a distorted version of her first big hit “Whip My Hair” and a political track “November 9th” that she created after the election. Her father, Will Smith was on hand. Sporting grays in his beard and hairline, the former Fresh Prince had become graceful cheerleader.

At least he found total happiness under the sullen sky of Orange County. The musicians attempted to win Soulquarius by sheer force. Even they ultimately had to understand that it was a fight only few would find joy in.

All Photos: Breanna Loose / @saybreaaa

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We endured #Soulquarius Saturday afternoon. It was a glorious mess: Even a logistical nightmare can ruin the best R&B lineup ever with Soulquarius. While the rest of the world had put their partying eggs in a New Orleans beignet basket with the NBA All-Star Weekend, I took my happy black self to Los Angeles for Soulquarius.