#MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!
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“I am no man”
#eliza draws#my art#lotr#lord of the rings#eowyn#eowyn of rohan#lotr eowyn#lotr fanart#I LOVE YOU EOWYN#MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!#<3#made this like six months ago and never posted it bc I thought it was bad#but I was rewatching Return of the King tonight and thought. yeah why not
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SHE'S REAL SHE'S REAL SHE'S REAL SHE'S REAL SLEEVELESS HEADBAND NYA IS REAL AUSGHEHEYEHEHEHWHEHWHDHWHDHQGDGHWDHASHW
#MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!#SHE LOOKS SO GOOD AUGGHJFHGGHHJ#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago spoilers#dragons rising spoilers#ninjago leaks#levi's ted talks
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Commission from @Sunny_8089
#the way a single shadow and alternate lighting changes the entire vibe#from warm and soft to cold and threatening#MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!#⊰ 🩸 // VISAGE » everybody look at me / i walk in the door you start screaming. ⊱
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Taken in 2000 about a year into our relationship.
Taken in 2024 (last weekend). Didn’t quite get the pose or positioning right, but hey, we’re older and our memory ain’t what it used to be!
#still going strong#yeah we’re old#butch#dyke#wlw#lesbian#queer#wives#this is love#happily married#lgbtq#golden gate bridge#life with my best gal#the hot wife is even hotter now
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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
#i feel a kinship with that snake#would that i could be a simple tube#and eat my fill of eggs#but being a person is rather nice too#my wife is a saint#and i promise that most of the time she is the goblin and i am the Serious Guy#but i had a little pique of insanity and you know what it was my junior year of college#and i deserved to just go a little insane#you spent 65 hours a week being Rational and then you go home and eat like twenty raw eggs
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man of progress
#my art#arcane#jayce talis#jayvik#arcane fanart#jayce giopara#league of legends#jayce arcane#viktor arcane#viktor#noooo jayce slander. i stand with my cancelled wife!!!#digital art#clip studio paint
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#It's such a good stick my wife even agreed it was a good stick.#art#funny#meme#memes#lol#humor#haha#tiktok#artists on tumblr#dark academia#light academia
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"You just have to look closely."
#anyway how we're feeling with this last episode folks#my art#tadc#fanart#the amazing digital circus#art#i had been meaning to draw this comic for a while but never had the energy for it#i got a burst of inspiration from the episode#tadc fanart#tadc kinger#tadc queenie#kinger x queenie#tadc episode 3#tadc spoilers#kinger tadc#kinger#btw sorry for any gramatical mistakes english aint my first language my bad#comic#tadc comic#i don't know if kinger and his wife knew each other before the circus but going with the yes option just because
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my cat stopping me from petting her
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7 minutes in heaven
#hi saber this ones for you#my art#chilshi#chilchuck sandwich#dungeon meshi#happy pride month#whitbelle#senshi#chilchuck tims#THATS HIS WIFE I SHOULDNT HAVE TO BE SPECIFYING THIS BTW!!!
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Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.
#epic the musical#odysseus#odysseus of ithaca#jorge rivera herrans#hermes#calypso#he really said ‘I love my hot wife’#and we stan him for that
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Sweet Mandi
#daddy’s babygirl#good slvt#slvtty#natural bewbs#nice tiddies#sexy babygirl#suck my tiddies#bewbies#big tiddy gf#big tiddy committee#huge tiddies#big tiddy wife#needy slvt#teen slvt#cnc slvt#hornyposting#hornyasf#18+ pics#needy wh0re#cvm wh0re#wh0re#sexy curves#hot bewbs#huge bewbs
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chilchuck voice my wife
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi spoilers#happy changelings day#chilchuck tims#senshi of izganda#marcille donato#chilchuck's wife#<- kui please. give us a name for her this is so humiliating 😭#puckpatti chils#my art#comic
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🔥
#big beautiful breasts#big breasted women#big breats#big natural breasts#big tiddy committee#big tiddy gf#big tiddy goth gf#big tiddy wife#bouncing titts#hot breast#sexy belly#so fucking sexy#sexy chick#sexy pose#sexy and beautiful#self love#sexy babygirl#sexy ebony#slim and sexy#so hot and sexy#huge tiddies#nice tiddies#huge titts#big titis#suck my tiddies#saggy breasts#lovely breasts#great breasts#huge natural breasts#perfect breast
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me when a movie is bad: 👎
me when a movie is good: 👍
me when a movie is mediocre:
#wrote one line for inglorious basterds and added it to my favorites#wrote a five paragraph essay for friday the 13th part 6 jason lives#and then talked about it for several hours with my wife#letterboxd
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🔥🔥🔥
#big beautiful breasts#big breasted women#big breats#big natural breasts#big tiddy committee#big tiddy gf#big tiddy goth gf#big tiddy wife#bouncing titts#hot breast#sexy belly#so fucking sexy#sexy chick#sexy pose#sexy and beautiful#self love#sexy babygirl#sexy ebony#slim and sexy#so hot and sexy#huge tiddies#nice tiddies#huge titts#big titis#suck my tiddies#saggy breasts#lovely breasts#great breasts#huge natural breasts#perfect breast
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