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elizaisdunn · 3 months ago

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“I am no man”

#eliza draws #my art #lotr #lord of the rings #eowyn #eowyn of rohan #lotr eowyn #lotr fanart #I LOVE YOU EOWYN #MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!#<3 #made this like six months ago and never posted it bc I thought it was bad #but I was rewatching Return of the King tonight and thought. yeah why not

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rainofthetwilight · 5 months ago

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SHE'S REAL SHE'S REAL SHE'S REAL SHE'S REAL SLEEVELESS HEADBAND NYA IS REAL AUSGHEHEYEHEHEHWHEHWHDHWHDHQGDGHWDHASHW

#MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!#SHE LOOKS SO GOOD AUGGHJFHGGHHJ #ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago spoilers #dragons rising spoilers #ninjago leaks #levi's ted talks

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nicawlette · 10 months ago

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Commission from @Sunny_8089

#the way a single shadow and alternate lighting changes the entire vibe #from warm and soft to cold and threatening #MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!#⊰ 🩸 // VISAGE » everybody look at me / i walk in the door you start screaming. ⊱

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jenjen4280 · 3 months ago

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Taken in 2000 about a year into our relationship.

Taken in 2024 (last weekend). Didn’t quite get the pose or positioning right, but hey, we’re older and our memory ain’t what it used to be!

#still going strong #yeah we’re old #butch #dyke #wlw #lesbian #queer #wives #this is love #happily married #lgbtq #golden gate bridge #life with my best gal #the hot wife is even hotter now

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inbabylontheywept · 4 months ago

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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.