#MY SUNA MAN 🥺🥺

[emmyrosee]

“Get ready with me to breakup with my fiancé-“

“BUUUUUULLSHIT YOU ARE!”

Immediately, as soon as your first words are uttered over the recording video, Rintaro’s booms down the hallway. You laugh and smack your hand on the counter, trying to keep it as quiet as you can as you hear him continue to yell.

“THE FUCK YOU THINK THIS IS? WE’RE LOCKED IN, WHAT THE FUCK!” Socked feet barrel down the hall and you’re quick to hide the camera behind a bottle of mouthwash. His body quickly comes into the frame, chest puffed out and hands on his hips. “You got something you want to tell me?”

You pull your lips down in thought before shaking your head, “no. I don’t think so. I didn’t even know you were home.”

“Oh!” He says dramatically, clapping his hands together. “So you’re just always talking about dumping me to your little Internet friends?”

“Only in my fantasies,” you hum, tossing your arms around his neck and pressing a kiss to his cheek. He pouts, and you giggle and kiss him again, “but if I ever do decide to dump you, I promise you’ll be the first to know.”

This, has him blinking unamused at you. Then, his hands leap up to grab your cheeks, and he pulls you in for a loud, wet kiss, his lips pressing kisses over your laughing mouth, teeth, and lips. “Listen to me.”

“Rinnie!”

“No. Shush. Listen to me.” He pulls back and rests his head against yours, hands still squishing your cheeks. “I have shit out an engagement ring for you. I have your name tattooed on me. I got clawed to death by your rat fuck cat, and I have a shirt with your face on it that I wear when I go out. We’ve shared a toothbrush, you pinch my nipple when I’m showering, you text me and ask me if I’ve pooped, and I know damn well you take ugly pictures of me when I’m sleeping.”

“Your point?”

His nostrils flare, “you so much as THINK this relationship is ending, I’m going to tattle on you.”

“Oh, please-“

“To Komori.”

This, has you paling, and you nod softly and gently grab his shoulders, “no, okay, you’re right, you’re right baby, I’m sorry.” He nods as you press a kiss to his lips, “but in all seriousness-“

“Oh, I’m serious, too.”

You snicker, “in my seriousness, I’m never going to leave you.” You flash your engagement ring to the camera and purse your lips out, and he smiles down at you. “who else is going to poop out a ring, then lie to the salesman about why we’re returning it, and get me a new one, hmm?”

“Thankfully, I’m the only one who will.” He kisses your forehead, then looks at you with sad eyes. “We’re locked in?”

“Yeah baby,” you giggle, kissing his nose. “We’re locked in.”

[nishipostitz]

how anime men react to you getting a love letter

haikyuu, jjk, bsd, death note, and demon slayer

tw! none. i mightve forgotten a good chunk of ppl ngl

men who are confident

bro knows that whoever wrote that letter has 0% chance with you bc he is just that confident. he also believes that you wouldnt do anything about the letter bc my my, you already his hottie self as your man 😭😭 but he sees you trying to find out who wrote you that letter and he goes 🤨 this wasnt what i calculated 🤓☝️ and so he follows you to see what you were doing. you went to reject the person. he chuckled and said me 1 them 0

oikawa, gojo, sukuna, tengen, kenma, L, chuuya, ranpo

men who will be dramatic

starts shedding a tear and begs you to not leave him 😫 babe please dont fall for that letter 🙏🙏 i can treat you better you already know that bbg. and then he fakes faint on top of you to get pity points. you only giggle and tell him that he has nothing to worry about hes your bbg

princess gojo again, rengoku, bokuto, atsumu

men who will write back a letter

he is a menace to society. since hes been dating you, he hasnt been on his heart breaker agenda as much as he was before. but hes not complaining. but now, this is his chance to be a heart breaker once again. but not for himself, (is it really?) its more for you. he gripped that letter so hard before you even saw it, read it through and got rid of it with no trace. he then wrote a letter, with his best handwriting rejecting the person. one heart broken, and you were oblivious. he thinks he did a good job 😇

dazai, light, megumi, toji, kageyama, akaza, tsuki, akaashi, daichi, geto (calls them a monkey), osamu, iguro, zenitsu, akutagawa, sanemi

men who will write you more letters

hes in a sad mood now bc someone else has their eyes on you 🥺 so he took it upon himself to be even better and write you more personal and heartfelt letters that will definitely bring the other person to shame. you were surprised to say the least. you werent expecting that many letters from him, but you arent complaining. this is great!

yuta, itadori, hinata, asahi, yamaguchi, suga, nanami, choso, atsushi, tanjiro, kunikida, gyomei, muichiro, giyu, ushijima

men who wrote that letter 💀

hes trying to start drama. we cannot live in peace when hes around 😫. but thats okay! bc you knew it was him anyway with his little pp drawing and that hard to read handwriting. you still love him, but he just needs to do better if he wants to start drama

all the menaces: dazai, gojo, oikawa, inosuke, kuroo, suna, nikolai, tengen if you squint

[curtsycream]

Poly nope squad and can you please add suna in it 🥺🥺 x little reader where she wants tu be hugged and cuddled and she crawls to her cgs and sit on their lap and hug them 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Poly!Nope Squad (plus Suna) x Little!Reader

I hope I did this request Justice my mental state has been depleting due to grad school. But I’m sticking to my resolution of being consistent. I’ve been trying to do one request per week to adjust my schedule while I work on fics I’ve already started on.

Akaashi and Kunimi were in the kitchen working on snacks for the movie night that would take place in minutes. Days like these were rare for the couple as many of them had conflicting schedules. Turning to look into the kitchen from the living room couch Y/N pouts as she sits in Suna’s lap. The fox-like man was scrolling in his phone as his free hand gently rubs Y/N’s hip. The scene was one that reflected comfort and security, yet Y/N wasn’t satisfied with that.

Crossing her arms she looks around focusing on Tsukishima and Kenma who were discussing which marvel movie to watch. The two didn’t show it often but they had a deep love for marvel movies.

Y/N lets out a small huff as she looks up at Suna who looked back down at her. A curious look on his face as he places his phone on the armrest beside him. “What is it, doll?” he asked in a low tone.

“Hug..” she says with a pout still on her face.

It didn’t take much convincing on Suna’s part as he tugged her closer. His arms around her waist as he presses kisses to her cheeks and lips. The affection she was receiving caused her to giggle as she tried to do the same back. The attempt made Suna’s heart race as he allowed her to copy his actions.

When Y/N was finally content with the hug and the kisses she received she got out of Suna’s lap. She then walked over to the other couch crawling onto Kenma’s lap. It seemed he understood exactly what she wanted right away. His arms wrapped around her right away as he kissed her on the lips. “You finally decided to come to me huh kitten?” He says in a teasing tone.

Before she could reply Kunimi and Akaashi joined them with an assortment of movie snacks. Y/N’s face lit up as she noticed the snacks ready to grab a piece of candy before she was pulled into Tsukishima’s lap. “Not so fast, Princess..” he says with a smirk. Sitting on Tsukishima’s lap she couldn’t do anything but pout as she looks at him, “want that..” she whined out.

“The movie hasn’t even started yet, silly girl..” he says to her amused.

Y/N could only shake her head but didn’t say anything more. Even without her getting a snack just yet she still got one thing she wanted. Her fingers curl around the fabric of Tsukishima’s shirt as she lets out fussy noises. While that is going on Kunimi outs on the first movie, it was one of Y/N’s favorite Disney movies. The sound of the movie starting made Y/N perk up as she turned to look at the television as Tsukishima hugged her close to his body.

As the movie continued Y/N found herself in Akaashi’s lap after crawling to him. Her attention on the television as Akaashi held her close in his comforting embrace. She was eating a piece of candy that she was finally allowed to get. Something the five men realized would end badly for them since she was still in Littlespace.

Finishing off the price of candy in her hand she reached for Kunimi. Akaashi understood as he pressed a kiss to her cheek, “oh is my turn up, dove?” He says softly. Her head turned as she looked at him with wide eyes before nodding. The action caused Akaashi to laugh shortly before he passed her over to an eager Kunimi.

“My pretty baby..” Kunimi whispers in his monotone voice as he holds Y/N close to his chest. His hands running up and down her back as he holds her. The little was snuggled up close to him as she watched the movie. Before long she had fallen asleep satisfied with all the affection and attention she received.

This one is kind of short but I hope you liked it anon! My brain is slowly getting back into the creative side of writing since all I’ve been doing is research papers and articles lately.

[sukirichi]

Im slowly getting back at checking tumblr just for your fics ahahha (i still receive no notifs in the app, only when i open it)

About this chapter.... Bruh just fuck iris i want to sla- no punch her fucking face so fucking hard. The fucking audacity!? Bitch you're married, fucking another married man and you still have the gits to talk all smug? I would have jumped over the tablet to rearrange her face.

Also my poor Tobio 🥺🥺

ALSO DONT YOU THINK I DIDNT NOTICE THE KYOOMI TOORU SUNA SCENE HFHDJJSJSJJSJS can we just get all 3? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Also x 374783 i trust/dislike Maiko even more

And lastly YOU REALLY STARTED THE CHAPTER WITH A DREAM!?!? I WAS SCREAMING HERE!!

dumblr at it again !!

iris, they could never make me like you 😩 i would love to get all three !! that’d be the dream ngl. NOOO BESTIE I SWEAR MAIKO IS INNOCENT why don’t you like her LMAOOO but yes the chap did start with a dream! i had to jumpscare the omi stans (its me, i’m the omi stan)

[blueflamebimbo]

i'm afraid no one gets her like you do <3

in my head it's Akaashi, Makki and Sunarin having this conversation (with Sunarin not being familiar with her yet) and it all fits so well ugh!!!

also Mickey THANK YOU for all the nice tags you and Hazel are leaving on each chapter, it's been fueling me like nothing else over the past couple of days 🥺🥺🥺 making you not hate Sakusa anymore is like one of my biggest achievements

I would pay good money to see Suna's reaction to that conversation, that diva is already struggling as it is 😭 Yukippe is like when you see your dog chewing something and you have to chase it to ask WHAT it's chewing on, except Yukippe is the one chasing you because she cannot FATHOM that you wouldn't share whatever it is that YOU're eating. her dedication to food is honestly impressive. i respect it.

I'm so so SO happy the tags are entertaining you! Everything that has been published for Soft Launch is currently in my queue so I wouldn't clog everyone's feed too much, but the tags only become more feral, I fear... I have not been this invested in an ongoing fic since... 2017? Soft Launch is also my very first SMAU read ever, and after reading SL, i was super excited to read other people's SMAUs as well, but unfortunately i fear that my bar is now set to Lale-standards in terms of quality and care and nothing hits quite as good. TnT You really did / are doing so, so incredibly well with it and i cannot wait to read more whenever you feel ready to post it - no pressure, obviously, it's absolutely worth the wait.

It's safe to say that SL has catapulted me further into the HQ fandom and i'm grateful for it. Thank you for sharing your brain baby, and thank you for changing my mind on Tsumu and Sakusa. I can tell you right now that it's impressive that you were able to, because when i saw them in the anime i was not a fan. There's only 1 man left in all of HQ that i still somewhat dislike, and even with him I'm on Thin Fucking Ice™. Perhaps even Oikawa will get me, someday.

Hope you had a great weekend, and hope the next week will be so very kind to you! <3

[missmeinyourbones]

leah!! am wishing you an amazing weekend with flowers and pretty skies!! 🌷☁️

am wondering!! what’s your favourite emoji and what emoji would your fave use the most/be associated with?

HIIIIIII SEL ;P

omg this is such a good q i had to think it over…..so emojis for me im a big 🪩 girl but some honorable mentions are 🍊🍄🪐🐝

as for my self indulgent fictional men agenda:

megumi uses 👍 all the time and it started out dead serious but he’s gotten better with using it sarcastically or in funny ways

suna uses 🤭🤗 a lot and likes to make jokes about “kicking his feet and giggling” like a slut

gojo uses 🥺 WAY TOO MUCH FOR A GROWN ASS MAN ENOUGH

and touya doesn’t use emojis because i KNOWWWWW his ass does not have a smart phone (he wouldn’t use them anyways)

[chimielie]

lia!! hello!! it’s been so long since i last dropped by!! i hope july has been treating you well, and that the weather isn’t too unbearable where you are!! how have you been?? 🥺

my curious sel question this time is: what would you and your fave’s (you can choose who!!) summer drinks be? 🥹

HIIII i was just thinking of you!!! it’s been hot asf but i love summer so it’s okay ☀️ i’ve been well!!! i went to a really lovely art museum with my sister today - which fictional man would you take on an art museum date?

(i honestly might take atsumu to see how fast we’d get kicked out)

sorry im chronically indecisive: suna and i would share espresso martinis, hajime would get kava (health freak) and i would get whatever massive cocktail looked the most fun and he would drink the rest of it after i abandon it, and tadashi and i both order pornstar martinis and put the little flowers or umbrellas behind each other’s ears

so i guess my answer is consistently some kind of martini lmfao

[purin-gambler]

thoughts on kita😁

honestly, he used to be my favorite character for about 3 years before suna overtook all my thoughts SHSJQBSQ 🙂‍↕️ when the second half of season 4 dropped, i fell 😭. i think hes a character with such an intricate yet powerful way of thinking, and he has this air and nature about him that resembles a calm and gentle breeze which i find so wonderful about him 🥲. hes such a respectable man, truly a reliable leader from his ability to maintain a relaxed nature while keeping everyone afloat. hes overall a green flag in my books, i have nothing but love and respect for him 🥹🫶

plus ougguhffhfhh… the idea of him as a lifelong partner too… the potential and thought of it is just so- 😞😔🥲☹️🥺🥹😭🙂‍↕️🫠💕💕💕

OH AND i forgot to ask previously from the other ask- but who are all your faves too-!!! drop the list if youd like 🥺🤲

[selarina]

rina my love!! how are you!! am here with some flowers and sparkles to brighten up the season!! ✨💐 i hope you’re having a wonderful weekend 🥺

and i am curious!! (again 🤭) if you were to receive/give a gift from/to your fave/s, what would it be!! 🥺

sel my love🫶🏼 sorry i’m responding so late!! idk how i didn’t see your ask but thank you for flowers, they smell lovely — i’m putting them in my vase💐🏺my weekend was so good. had dinner with a friend. how was yours?

the way this is going to sound so cheesy but i’m not usually one to receive gifts so literally anything anyone gives me means a lot — like i literally still have chocolate wrappers from chocolates my ex gave me lmao idk where it is but i know it’s somewhere in there

but idk it’s truly the little things which is such a contradiction when it comes to gojo i think. like he’s one for grand gestures imo which is sweet theoretically but i would have to do a lot of mental development to receive them because i do have issues with grand gifts mainly because i’d like to be able to do the same but i can’t rn? BUT i do think suna would be the ideal man for this icl he’d give me like a random rock from this beach he visited and thats just cute to me lmao

BUT gift giving!! tbh i’m always buying random things for my friends and family— muffins, rings, necklaces, vases etc — just little trinkets but I do think that if i had more money to spend (i’m a student on a budget lmao) i’d be one to give bigger gifts, still just as meaningful though i hope

and what about you?💌💌

[reverie-starlight]

1.) I’m so sorry about your housing situation at school; I’ll never forget or miss the absolute f o r c e it was to communicate with housing in my neck of the woods, so I feel you girlie 🥺🩷

2.) BE IN THE BOKUTO MOOD WITH ME- ITS A GOOD MOOD TO BE IN 👀

3.) YOUR LITTLE ADDITION IN THE SAMU TAGS HAVE ME EMOTIONAL, YOU KNOW THE REGULARS OFFER TO GIVE THEM TO YOU TOO AND ITS SO EMBARRASSING BUT SO CUTE AUGH- THANN YOU DOR READING AS ALWAYS 🥹🩷🩷

1) yeah housing is something else man 😭 but I’ve started to look at off campus housing so we’ll see how that goes!

2) MAYBE I WILL TBH I ABSOLUTELY ADORE HIM.

3) THEY SO WOULD!!!! and I can totally see atsumu gagging at all the sticky notes whenever he goes to the shop but it’s all in jest. suna too, tbh, but he’s more willing (and better suited than atsumu) to help find new hiding places for the notes. AND OF COURSEEEE thank you for posting such amazing stuff to read!!!

[emmyrosee]

Rintaro has no idea what’s coming to him.

So far, there’s been three videos about couples breaking up on your for-you-page, full of tears and heartbreak and anger as you scroll. You try not to linger on these videos for too long, lest they mess up your perfected algorithm, but for some reason, they always find their way back to you.

You don’t know how, or why he would… but you blame Rintaro.

With a huff, you throw your phone back onto the couch and stomp your way into the kitchen, where Rintaro doesn’t even spare you a glance. He merely takes a bite of his sandwich and continues to scroll on TikTok.

“Hey baby,” he says, mouth full of food. “What’s up-“

He’s cut off by you gripping his collar sharply, pulling it taught and pulling him with it. He whimpers and his eyes bug out of his skull, but he doesn’t say anything as you lean down to be face to face with him.

“Listen to me,” you snap, trying not to laugh at the way his puffed cheeks turn up to look at you. “We’re not breaking up.”

“…okay?” He whines a small laugh.

“Listen.” You pull his collar tighter, and he starts to giggle nervously, his cheeks growing bigger as he tries to swallow the bite of food in his mouth around your choking. “If you’re sick of me, take some medicine. If you’re bored of me, go play a video game. If you’re tired of me, take a nap. We’re not breaking up. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?”

He nods around his laughter, trying so hard to weasel free from your gripping of his collar. His hands paw at his plate for a chip to give you, in an attempt to satisfy you, but all you do is click your tongue.

“Do you love me?”

He can’t respond around his laughter.

“I said: DO YOU LOVE ME?!”

Finally, he’s able to nod and choke out a ‘yes,’ bringing the chip to your lips. “Okay,” you whisper menacingly, slowly releasing his collar and taking the chip from his fingers. “I love you too.”

“My throat hurts now,” he pouts.

“I’ll baby you once I’m done fixing my for-you-page,” you promise, kissing his head and leaving the kitchen, leaving him to process what just happened.

-

hehehehehehehe

[sunatoru]

Y/NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN— 😭

AAAAAAA THIS CHAPTER MAY BE SHORTER BUT GODDAMN HAVE MUCH TO SAY >:((((

FIRST OF ALL, YUUJI TERU TERUSHITMA COME OVER HERE RIGHT NOW YOU— again, like I get why you hate sirens with a passion that burns my eyes bUT Y/N DID NOTHING WRONG 😭 ALL SHE WANTED WAS FREEDOM FROM A DESTINY SHE NEVER WANTED, WHY MUST YOU TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HER. Not to mention like sir, you didn't go to pirate siren therapy? Cause boy you need it after the massacre you're about to witness and o h n o it's gonna be even WORSE because there's not gonna be some independent sirens, no no THIS WILL BE THE COLONY, THE CIRCLE, THE SISTERHOOD— THEY WILL FUCK YOU UP 🤡

SECONDLY, Y/N, bby girl, why did she have to suffer so much :") Her poor tail is probably never going to get its former beauty back and that is UNACCEPTABLE. She was so happy at the beginning, so hopeful that she could see how wonderful humans are 😭 only to be subjected to unjustified cruelty by the same creatures she wanted to believe were good, now she thinks all humans are like Teru and as a member of the human community, we do not own him. The ocean can have him dead or alive <3

AND FINALLY THIRD, AHAHAHAHAHA I WAS RIGHT AND I LIKE IT 💅✨✨✨ So glad Suna is self aware enough to realize that yes he's the bigger fool AND that Y/N will most definitely never talk, look, and breathe the same carbon dioxide? As him ever again. Serves you right for being selfish and dumb and idiotic and a dunce and did I mention being a fool? I'm so glad the siren elder still cares for Y/N and wants to know where she is right away, I can't wait for that ship to be surrounded by sirens in a synchronized swimming formation getting closer and closer before singing the most beautiful song to save their sister. I understand why these pirates hate sirens so much but I will NOT let their unjust treatment towards Y/N go UNPUNISHED 🙂

Aye, so happy you decided to keep the part where Suna goes to the other sirens in :D like it's ok if it's predictable cause it means you've done a great job at establishing everything <333 Aaaaaa I can't believe the series will end soon 🥺 I wished I found it from the beginning but curse my inconvenience 😔 Can't wait for the last few chapters and hopefully Y/N will get the closure she deserves all this time :)

P.S There is NOTHING wrong with writing mermaid fics even when you're 'mature'. Mermaids are pretty and magical so they are timeless in my eyes ! Keep going strong and remember to take breaks :)

HOIII, i love king asks like this pls you’ve warmed my heart, and my friend and i (who helps me edit my stories and beta reads them for me ❤️❤️❤️) giggled at this ask so much.

“terushitma” LMAOOO, but ye he’s totes fucked, poor man’s he should’ve gone to pirate siren therapy. i would’ve paid his bills for it.

MORE STUFF ABOUT YN’S TAIL AND HER OVERALL WELL-BEING WILL BE IN THE EPILOGUE, but i will spoil a tiny bit, she finally gets the treatment she deserves, my poor babygirl 😞😞

HONESTLY YOUR SUPPORT IS SO ISDHWISHOWSB THIS ASK FR WAS THE REASON I GOT BACK INTO WRITING THE REST OF THE CHAPTER, i loved coming back to read it every now and then as i slowly worked on it :,) thank you so much, botdb may be ending but at least i can guarantee more suna content later 🫣🤭

[kazemi-archive]

For your self ship!

Suna has like multiple albums worth of photos of you in his phone. One of them is dedicated entirely to stolen pics of you smiling, a separate one for all the cute dates and he even has one called ���meme material” and it’s just low quality memeable images of you 🥲

He makes memes out of them and sends them to you at like 3am and you have to tell him he needs to go to sleep bc mans is an athlete but he doesn’t care bc sending you memes of yourself at 3am is his number one priority 😩 so what if his coach tells him off for being sluggish the next day at practice? At least he’s added another screenshot to his album called “the loml scolding me 🥵”. He’s so embarrassing and down bad omg

He’s a simp fr <3

-🎶 anon (hehe hope you enjoyed this)

AHHHHHDJSKEJDBWJWN BBY PLS

IM SMILING SO MUCH READING THIS I AM—IN LOVE—WITH THIS WITH HIM WITH U 🥺🥰

Suna having multiple albums dedicated to me 😭 he’d def have ones of me sending him dumb silly pics and screenshots them all —I never learn my lesson smh…

PLS AND THATS SO ON BRAND FOR ME TO BE UP AT 3AM AND YELL AT MY SO FOR BEING UP TOO !!!

He’s so silly and embarrassing and I love him sooooo much 💜

Pls this made my fucking day thank you so so much I can’t express—

Headcannons for my selfships ??

[ashthemadwriter-archived]

Calling them by their name

Fandom: Haikyuu!!

Pairings: Suna, Oikawa, Bokuto, Atsumu, Osamu, Iwaizumi, Tsukishima, Yamaguchi, Kenma, Kuroo X Fem!Reader

Genre: Fluff, Humor

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: Some cussing done by me, Suggestive in Iwaizumi's part

Word Count: 1.2K

A/n: It's been a while since I last wrote for Haikyuu so-

This TikTok compilation on YouTube

↳Yamaguchi

"Yamaguchi Tadashi!"

The man looks at you frightened, like he just saw a ghost or smthn lmao, making you Almost feel bad about this prank.

"What? What happened?" "Did you eat all the Ice cream I saved for myself?"

Lmao now he's scared af.

"I-I No I didn't! I put it in the freezer like you told me too!" "Then why isn't it there? You're telling me that the freezer ate it itself?" "IDK!" "Yamaguchi Tadashi!" "BABE STOP CALLING ME BY MY FULL NAME YOU'RE SCARING ME"

Runs to the store to buy you more Ice cream, little did he know you were the one who ate it, but you were too tired to go out so you used this method to make him go out and buy some instead lol

↳Tsukishima

"Tsukishima Kei!"

You really think He's gonna fall for that? huh

HUH!

He can clearly see how you're carefully watching him to see his reaction. He knows you're up to smthn immediately.

MF ignores you until you call him by his pet name😭

"Tsukishima Kei!" "..." "Tsukishima!" "..." "...Kei?" "..." "Kei Baby?" "What is it?"

"You're no fun" "And you're so dumb" "Hey!" "What? It rhymes! Who's not fun now?"

Just don't play pranks on this guy he will make you regret🤧

↳Suna

Much to your surprise, he has TikTok. Playing pranks on this guy is never successful cuz he's 10 steps ahead of you. Always.

Like when he finds you saying & doing smthn that sounds familiar to him he's like "Oh it's that prank I saw yesterday! She thinks she can fool me? That's cute. Let me mess with her a little bit"

"Suna Rintarou!" "F/n L/n!" "Suna Rintarou this is a serious matter!" "I'm listening F/n L/n!" "Suna why are you doing this?" "I don't know what you're talking about, L/n" "RIN-"

He will be the one who wins in the end. Always.

You sometimes find it tough to hold yourself back from punching him, but you're in love with his punky ass so you have to deal with it.

↳Atsumu

Cute whiney baby T^T

IDK why I find him so adorable lmao

You don't even have to call him by his full name to upset him. Saying his first name instead of pet names is enough to damage his heart lmao

"Atsumu?"

The guy looks like he's been shot in the heart LMFAO

"Why are ya callin me Atsumu?🥺" "Um... I mean, that's your name, right?" "No! 'm not Atsumu! 'm baby! or Sweety! or Hubby! Who do ya think yer callin Atsumu?"

He won't talk to you unless you make it up to him by extra kisses & smooches cause I'm not kidding, THE GUY IS HURT.

↳Osamu

Now he's a bit different from his twin. He will get irritated at first, but as the mf he is, he is gonna make you regret.

"Miya?"

He literally stops whatever he's doing, raises his head to stare at you with a blank expression. Maybe you can sense a sharp dagger stabbing your heart lmao.

"Did ya just call me Miya?" "... I..."

Ngl he looks scary af. Though his expression is blank I AM TELLING YOU.

Goes back to his business with the blank expression meanwhile ignoring the fuck out of you for the whole night.

Will not back down unless you're on you're knees begging him to pay attention to you lol

"'Samu!" "What's that sound I'm hearing? Never mind" "SAMU PLEASE I'M REALLY SORRY-"

↳Bokuto

His reaction is the same as 'Tsumu's but a bit tenser lmao.

"Bokuto?"

His head that was on your chest suddenly raises for you to meet his puppy eyes.

"Suger Cube? Why are you calling me by my name? Did I do something?🥺🥺🥺🥺"

INSTANT REGRET LMAO

He's innocence is enough for you to feel bad and suffocate him in your arms T^T

"No Mwah* Baby Mwah* I'm sorry it was Mwah mwah* just a prank!"

Just cuddle your baby owl a bit more he deserves it T^T

↳Oikawa

This mf deserves it.

Fuck him up.

Make him cry.

Choke him. Kill him. Slap him-

Ahem. Where were we?

So yeah basically he's a jerk and he deserves all the pranks in the world lmfao

"Oi Shittykawa! Didn't I tell you to clean your room? Why is it still a mess?"

MF IS STUNNED AF LMAO

"BABE WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CALL ME THAT- sighs* Even my own S/o bullies me, what a cruel world indeed"

BITCH WHAT'S WITH THE FORMAL LANGUAGE

"Just shut up and do it already" "Babe you're so mean😪" "You deserve it YOU HANDSOME BASTARD-"

↳Iwaizumi

This guy is so good. So husband material. So hot. So much in shape. ANYWAYS-

He's surprised. Very surprised.

"Iwaizumi Hajime!"

Looks up from his phone immediately to meet your frustrated expression.

Frustrated by how hard you're trying to hold back your laugh.

"What is it honey?" "Did you forget to wash the dishes?" "No they're all done" "Then did you forget to take out the trash?" "Took it five hours ago" "Then what about... what about..."

Lmao now he gets what's going on.

A smirk appears on his face as he throws is phone on the couch and the next thing you know you're pinned to the cushions with him on top of you.

"What was that about? Are you trying to tease me or something?"

BRUH he looks so hot like this that you're literally unable to talk.

"I- W-Well... what if I am?"

Let's just say that you never dared to play pranks on him again🚶🏻‍♀️

↳Kenma

NOOOOOOOOO

Why you doing this to my cat boy lmao T^T

"Kozume?"

Pauses his game and turnes to look at you with a HUGE sulk on his face.

HE IS ANNOYED.

"Why did you-" "Kozume? Really?"

Lmao his pouty face makes you chuckle a bit

"That's your name isn't it?" "What happened to baby, sweetheart, love of my life..." "KENMA BABY I'M SORRY-"

God knows why he looks so cute when he's all sulky lmao

↳Kuroo

Lmao I can never bring myself to mess with him.

WHY IS GOJO'S VOICE PLAYING IN MY HEAD HELP-

Anyway he will get you back, and a thousand times harder.

It's like you called him by his full name once, and ever since then he keeps calling you by your last name lmao.

You come home after a long day? "Well look who it is! The one and only L/n!" "I FUCKING HATE YOU TETSURO-"

This doesn't stop when you're in public. Or in front of your parents.

When your mom's on the other line? "L/n it's your mom she wants to talk to you!"

When you're out with friends? "L/n would you be kind and pass the salt please?"

People keep asking if you got into a fight or smthn LMFAO

So yeah this will go on for a while until he gets tired of it or he hurts your feelings then he will apologize for BEING SUCH A DICK crossing the line a bit too much.

Interactions are appreciated! :)

[emmyrosee]

@reverie-starlight OOF- makin me think I see 👀

1.) kenma. Hands down. He was the first character to get me into hq, and I owe him for it 🥺 (also in rotation, Suna, Samu, kiyoomi, dont look at me 🥲)

2.) dally Winston from the outsiders. My OG man

3.) Henry Pearl from battlecreek. I miss him, despite not missing the fandom

4.) denki kaminari from BNHA. He’s always just spoke to me as a character and the way people see him

5.) okay, so…. Geto, don’t look at me. You don’t know me, okay? He was the best guy around.

5 Comfort Characters, 5 Tags

Thanks for the tag @mako-neexu, this seems pretty fun.

Kim Dokja from Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint (orv)

Bedivere from fgo

Watanuki Kimihiro from XxxHolic

Romani Archaman also from fgo (i cry thinking of this man)

Xiao from Genshin Impact

Honorable Mentions (bc they deserve it): Oberon Vortigern, Dimitri fire emblem, Scaramouche/Wanderer, Xie Lian tgcf.

Tags: @loomss, @chaoticending, @torrentialslide, @lee-hakhyun, @thevoidofshitposts. Of course, it's completely optional, and anyone interested can participate.

[shingia]

hEYYY! i love ur writing honestly, sitting here with butterflies 😩??! could i request oikawa, suna, tendou and anyone else u like’s reaction to you measuring ur hand size by comparing it to theirs 🥺.

comparing hand sizes

↳ oikawa, suna, tendou (i genuinely didn’t know who else to add ahsjshsksj sorry)

↳ *screams into my pillow* omg thank you so much you’re so sweet😭 (and also im so sorry for posting this so late!! <\3)

— OIKAWA

it was actually him who asked to compare hand sizes, saying that yours looked ‘sooo tiny’ compared to his. it was obvious that they were, indeed, smaller, but you played along. “what a surprise” you told him when your palms met, your fingertips only reaching his middle phalange. he replied pensively: “mmh, that’s what i thought…”, but he wasn’t even looking at your hands anymore, his gaze was plunged into your eyes. you looked up, feeling his heavy stare, which gave him the green-light to lace his fingers with yours “…it’s a perfect fit”. a proud smile on his lips, he gave you a confident wink, but really he was just trying to hide how relieved he was that you hadn’t let go of his hand. “that was smooth” you admitted, and he humbly bowed at your comment: “right? and i’m not planning on letting go, so… i’m afraid we’re gonna have to get dinner together”.

— SUNA

“babe, do you know how painful it is to watch you come up with lame strategies just to hold my hand?” suna rolled his eyes at you, when the only thing you did was mentioning how big his hand looked. “oh i’m the one coming up with lame strategies?” you gasped offendedly, “you’re the one who never put gloves on when we go out just to have an excuse to grab my hand”. suna remained silent, pondering whether or not he should try to act cocky… but you spoke up again before he could make a decision: “yeah, you’re not slick, rin. i’ve got you all figured out”. he laughed at your words, but you knew him too well to know that you had managed to get him flustered: “alright, i plead guilty….” he told you with a capitulating smile, before bringing his hand closer to yours, until no gap was left between your palms, “but jokes aside… i really do have huge hands, what the fuck”.

— TENDOU

tendou seemed to find it funny how big his hand was compared to yours. your fingertips seemed miles away from his. “did you know that the more the hand sizes of two people are different, the more they’re made for each other?” he told you, his fingers fiddling with yours. “wait what? who said that?” you asked, hardly believing him (although it would mean something very positive for the both of you). he propped himself up on his elbow, already looking proud of his next words: “some guy named tendou satori, i don’t know if you’ve heard of him. he’s brilliant”. you mirrored his position, your hand not leaving his, and leaned in for a quick peck on his lips: “i don’t think i have. but tell me more! he really does sound like a brilliant man”.

[NEW] TAGLIST: @passionateuchiha @manjiroarchiviste