#MY SUNA MAN 🥺🥺

[emmyrosee]

“Get ready with me to breakup with my fiancé-“

“BUUUUUULLSHIT YOU ARE!”

Immediately, as soon as your first words are uttered over the recording video, Rintaro’s booms down the hallway. You laugh and smack your hand on the counter, trying to keep it as quiet as you can as you hear him continue to yell.

“THE FUCK YOU THINK THIS IS? WE’RE LOCKED IN, WHAT THE FUCK!” Socked feet barrel down the hall and you’re quick to hide the camera behind a bottle of mouthwash. His body quickly comes into the frame, chest puffed out and hands on his hips. “You got something you want to tell me?”

You pull your lips down in thought before shaking your head, “no. I don’t think so. I didn’t even know you were home.”

“Oh!” He says dramatically, clapping his hands together. “So you’re just always talking about dumping me to your little Internet friends?”

“Only in my fantasies,” you hum, tossing your arms around his neck and pressing a kiss to his cheek. He pouts, and you giggle and kiss him again, “but if I ever do decide to dump you, I promise you’ll be the first to know.”

This, has him blinking unamused at you. Then, his hands leap up to grab your cheeks, and he pulls you in for a loud, wet kiss, his lips pressing kisses over your laughing mouth, teeth, and lips. “Listen to me.”

“Rinnie!”

“No. Shush. Listen to me.” He pulls back and rests his head against yours, hands still squishing your cheeks. “I have shit out an engagement ring for you. I have your name tattooed on me. I got clawed to death by your rat fuck cat, and I have a shirt with your face on it that I wear when I go out. We’ve shared a toothbrush, you pinch my nipple when I’m showering, you text me and ask me if I’ve pooped, and I know damn well you take ugly pictures of me when I’m sleeping.”

“Your point?”

His nostrils flare, “you so much as THINK this relationship is ending, I’m going to tattle on you.”

“Oh, please-“

“To Komori.”

This, has you paling, and you nod softly and gently grab his shoulders, “no, okay, you’re right, you’re right baby, I’m sorry.” He nods as you press a kiss to his lips, “but in all seriousness-“

“Oh, I’m serious, too.”

You snicker, “in my seriousness, I’m never going to leave you.” You flash your engagement ring to the camera and purse your lips out, and he smiles down at you. “who else is going to poop out a ring, then lie to the salesman about why we’re returning it, and get me a new one, hmm?”

“Thankfully, I’m the only one who will.” He kisses your forehead, then looks at you with sad eyes. “We’re locked in?”

“Yeah baby,” you giggle, kissing his nose. “We’re locked in.”

[nishipostitz]

how anime men react to you getting a love letter

haikyuu, jjk, bsd, death note, and demon slayer

tw! none. i mightve forgotten a good chunk of ppl ngl

men who are confident

bro knows that whoever wrote that letter has 0% chance with you bc he is just that confident. he also believes that you wouldnt do anything about the letter bc my my, you already his hottie self as your man 😭😭 but he sees you trying to find out who wrote you that letter and he goes 🤨 this wasnt what i calculated 🤓☝️ and so he follows you to see what you were doing. you went to reject the person. he chuckled and said me 1 them 0

oikawa, gojo, sukuna, tengen, kenma, L, chuuya, ranpo

men who will be dramatic

starts shedding a tear and begs you to not leave him 😫 babe please dont fall for that letter 🙏🙏 i can treat you better you already know that bbg. and then he fakes faint on top of you to get pity points. you only giggle and tell him that he has nothing to worry about hes your bbg

princess gojo again, rengoku, bokuto, atsumu

men who will write back a letter

he is a menace to society. since hes been dating you, he hasnt been on his heart breaker agenda as much as he was before. but hes not complaining. but now, this is his chance to be a heart breaker once again. but not for himself, (is it really?) its more for you. he gripped that letter so hard before you even saw it, read it through and got rid of it with no trace. he then wrote a letter, with his best handwriting rejecting the person. one heart broken, and you were oblivious. he thinks he did a good job 😇

dazai, light, megumi, toji, kageyama, akaza, tsuki, akaashi, daichi, geto (calls them a monkey), osamu, iguro, zenitsu, akutagawa, sanemi

men who will write you more letters

hes in a sad mood now bc someone else has their eyes on you 🥺 so he took it upon himself to be even better and write you more personal and heartfelt letters that will definitely bring the other person to shame. you were surprised to say the least. you werent expecting that many letters from him, but you arent complaining. this is great!

yuta, itadori, hinata, asahi, yamaguchi, suga, nanami, choso, atsushi, tanjiro, kunikida, gyomei, muichiro, giyu, ushijima

men who wrote that letter 💀

hes trying to start drama. we cannot live in peace when hes around 😫. but thats okay! bc you knew it was him anyway with his little pp drawing and that hard to read handwriting. you still love him, but he just needs to do better if he wants to start drama

all the menaces: dazai, gojo, oikawa, inosuke, kuroo, suna, nikolai, tengen if you squint

[curtsycream]

Poly nope squad and can you please add suna in it 🥺🥺 x little reader where she wants tu be hugged and cuddled and she crawls to her cgs and sit on their lap and hug them 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Poly!Nope Squad (plus Suna) x Little!Reader

I hope I did this request Justice my mental state has been depleting due to grad school. But I’m sticking to my resolution of being consistent. I’ve been trying to do one request per week to adjust my schedule while I work on fics I’ve already started on.

Akaashi and Kunimi were in the kitchen working on snacks for the movie night that would take place in minutes. Days like these were rare for the couple as many of them had conflicting schedules. Turning to look into the kitchen from the living room couch Y/N pouts as she sits in Suna’s lap. The fox-like man was scrolling in his phone as his free hand gently rubs Y/N’s hip. The scene was one that reflected comfort and security, yet Y/N wasn’t satisfied with that.

Crossing her arms she looks around focusing on Tsukishima and Kenma who were discussing which marvel movie to watch. The two didn’t show it often but they had a deep love for marvel movies.

Y/N lets out a small huff as she looks up at Suna who looked back down at her. A curious look on his face as he places his phone on the armrest beside him. “What is it, doll?” he asked in a low tone.

“Hug..” she says with a pout still on her face.

It didn’t take much convincing on Suna’s part as he tugged her closer. His arms around her waist as he presses kisses to her cheeks and lips. The affection she was receiving caused her to giggle as she tried to do the same back. The attempt made Suna’s heart race as he allowed her to copy his actions.

When Y/N was finally content with the hug and the kisses she received she got out of Suna’s lap. She then walked over to the other couch crawling onto Kenma’s lap. It seemed he understood exactly what she wanted right away. His arms wrapped around her right away as he kissed her on the lips. “You finally decided to come to me huh kitten?” He says in a teasing tone.

Before she could reply Kunimi and Akaashi joined them with an assortment of movie snacks. Y/N’s face lit up as she noticed the snacks ready to grab a piece of candy before she was pulled into Tsukishima’s lap. “Not so fast, Princess..” he says with a smirk. Sitting on Tsukishima’s lap she couldn’t do anything but pout as she looks at him, “want that..” she whined out.

“The movie hasn’t even started yet, silly girl..” he says to her amused.

Y/N could only shake her head but didn’t say anything more. Even without her getting a snack just yet she still got one thing she wanted. Her fingers curl around the fabric of Tsukishima’s shirt as she lets out fussy noises. While that is going on Kunimi outs on the first movie, it was one of Y/N’s favorite Disney movies. The sound of the movie starting made Y/N perk up as she turned to look at the television as Tsukishima hugged her close to his body.

As the movie continued Y/N found herself in Akaashi’s lap after crawling to him. Her attention on the television as Akaashi held her close in his comforting embrace. She was eating a piece of candy that she was finally allowed to get. Something the five men realized would end badly for them since she was still in Littlespace.

Finishing off the price of candy in her hand she reached for Kunimi. Akaashi understood as he pressed a kiss to her cheek, “oh is my turn up, dove?” He says softly. Her head turned as she looked at him with wide eyes before nodding. The action caused Akaashi to laugh shortly before he passed her over to an eager Kunimi.

“My pretty baby..” Kunimi whispers in his monotone voice as he holds Y/N close to his chest. His hands running up and down her back as he holds her. The little was snuggled up close to him as she watched the movie. Before long she had fallen asleep satisfied with all the affection and attention she received.

This one is kind of short but I hope you liked it anon! My brain is slowly getting back into the creative side of writing since all I’ve been doing is research papers and articles lately.

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Being Inarizaki's Manager:

Atsumu Rejects Miss Manager and Regrets It

Atsumu Miya featuring Inarizaki x Fem! Manager

Warnings: Angst to fluff, Swearing, the sting of rejection (sadness, crying, loss of appetite)

A/N: This is an Anon request! Now I'm in an angst mood and who better to fulfill all my angst dreams than my bestie Sumu 🥰

We are going to start this one a little differently 😏

Change is good people 👏🏻

You've been Inarizaki's Manager for almost 2 years now

You started your first year mainly because you were friends with the twins, Suna and Ginjima

They wanted a manager, you needed a club

It was literally a match made in heaven 😍

You've been friends with the twins for a while now, since you were kids

And you've always had a little crush on Atsumu

Honestly YN, Osamu is RIGHT THERE 🙄

But whatever 😒

Sumu was your chosen love

You had always admired him for his ability to dedicate so much time to his skills

He was a solid friend and always had your back

So when you went to high-school, it wasn't a surprise that you started to develop feelings for one of your best friends 🥰

We love a childhood friends to lovers here!

However, you vowed never to tell Atsumu of your crush for a few reasons

1) you were certain he was too good for you

Not true YN but go on

2) he was so popular and you were just the teams manager

3) he was one of your best friends and you didn't want to ruin that

Honestly I admire you YN, you sweet sweet baby 🥺

But just because you vowed never to tell Atsumu, doesn't mean a certain someone hasn't picked up on the clues

Our resident Nosy Nancy, Suna is on the case 🔍

He's known for at least 2 years that's you've liked Atsumu Yn

How you ask? Do you really need to ask YN?

He's a middle blocker and a fantastic one at that 👏🏻

Mans picks up on everything

So he takes it upon himself to be our chosen matchmaker

First, he confronts you

"If you like Atsumu say what," he says 👀

You 👉🏻👁👄👁 what-

Suna 👉🏻 got her 😏

"YN give it up I know you like idiot #1, just confess already!" Suna says as you just stare at him in shock

"Suna I can't do that! Atsumu is to popular, there is no way I'll be anything more than his friend," you say shutting your locker

"And you know this because???" Suna asks

"Because I'm not stupid Rin and I value my heart ok!" You spit as you walk away

However Suna isn't satisfied with that

Oh no no no, he's going to do more

So he casually decides to being it up with Atsumu in the club room 😃

Great, solid plan 👌🏻

"Hey what do you guys think about YN?" Suna asks 👀

"What about her?" Osamu questions

"I mean, she's super cute right? I'm surprised she doesn't have a boyfriend," Suna continues

"She gets confesses to alot but she's never gone out with any of the guys who've asked her," Ginjima chimes in

"What do you think Sumu?" Suna probes

Atsumu just laughs as Suna, Ginjima and Osamu all look at him, confused

"What's so funny?" Ginjima questions

"I mean, I guess she's cute if you like that type of girl," Atsumu responds

"What type of girl? YN is gorgeous Sumu," Osamu says, crossing his arms and defending you

"Oh don't get me wrong, YN is hot but shes just not my type plus she's one of my best friends," Atsumu says

Suna is now glaring at Atsumu because what an idiot istg 🙄

"So you're saying you'd never ask YN out?" Ginjima asks

Atsumu again laughs, "Yeah not in a million years!"

Well thank God you weren't just standing outside the club room at that exact moment to hear the ENTIRE exchange am I right 😃

Right 😃

Yn...

You rn 👉🏻😐🥺 right..

Crap 😐 you heard the whole thing didn't you?

You just so happened to be walking by when you heard Suna mention your name

So naturally you had to listen

Curiosity killed the cat you know 😫

That brings us to you, standing outside the club room as tears stream down your face

You always knew you weren't good enough for Atsumu

But hearing the words come from him just stabbed you right in the heart

You're heart that was currently breaking 💔

"Hey YN, what's wrong?" Aran says coming up behind you as you try desperately to blink away the tears

Suddenly the club room door opens and Suna, Ginjima, Osamu and Atsumu come out

Suna instantly knows why you are crying but he says nothing 😶

He's just like 👉🏻😳 crap-

"Yn what's wrong? Did someone mess with ya?" Atsumu asks as he approaches you

You back away, not wanting to be near him

Atsumu stops and looks at you confused 😕

Quick YN, think of something!

"Ummm, no- I uh I didn't do so good on a math quiz, I'll be ok. See you in the gym!" You quickly say trying to combat the tears as you turn and run to the gym

Everyone but Suna is so confused

"YN's best subject is math tho," Ginjima questions

Osamu looks to Suna who is looking a bit pale

He starts to wonder what's going on 🤨

"Let's leave her alone, she just maybe needs some time," he says, quickly walking to the gym

That day, at practice, you are incredibly distant and quiet

Literally everyone notices including Kita, Omimi and Michinari

Suna is just like 😗 🎶 trying to ignore everything

Very suspicious 🙃

"Hey YN, you ok?" Omimi finally asks as you snap from your haze

"Oh yeah! Sorry, I uh failed an English quiz so I'm a bit sad but I gotta run! It looks like you guys need water!" You say, way too enthusiastic about filling water bottles

"I thought you failed a math quiz?" Aran questioned as your eyes widened

"Oh uh, yeah I failed both. Just a bad day ha ha," you say quickly grabbing the bottles and running off 🏃‍♀️

Atsumu is watching you, concerned about why you are acting this way

You see, Atsumu may have lied a teeny tiny bit earlier 👀

He really does care about you and he likes you a lot but he's nervous to confess 😬

He tries to not think about it as he goes about his serving practice

After practice, Atsumu stays later to get some more serves in while the guys head to the club room

"Alright Rin spill!" Osamu says cornering Suna

"What?" Suna asks, trying to remain aloof 👀

"We all know you know why YN is acting the way she is! So spill!" Osamu says

Suna sighs as he looks at the team who is all watching him

"YN likes Atsumu and I'm pretty sure she heard what he said about her earlier," Suna says as Ginjima and Osamu's eyes widen

"Wait, what did Atsumu say?" Kita questions

"He said YN wasn't his type and that he wouldn't date her," Ginjima answers

"Well crap, poor YN," Michinari says, sitting down on the bench

"I mean, what can we do? He doesn't like her and we can't change that," Aran interjected

"I feel bad for bringing it up but I really didn't think she would hear it," Suna says

"I think we just need to let her process it and move on. We can't force him to like her," Kita says as the guys all look down

They want to help YN but they have no clue how to so it

So they just wait and see

Unfortunately, you don't cheer up ☹️

The sting of rejection really hurts and it's affecting everything

Soon you start to withdraw from the team, only showing up to practice right before you have to and leaving as quickly as you can

Even the coach notices 🥺

Atsumu is beginning to really wordy about you

He hasn't seen you for more than a few hours all week

You look pale and like you've lost weight

He hates seeing you like this

So he decides to ask to bring it up

At the team meeting 😃

Oh sweet baby Jesus

"Does anyone have anything else to add?" Coach asks as Atsumu raises his arm

"Yeah, I'm just wondering what's up with you YN? Are you ok?" Atsumu questions

Literally the entire team rn 👉🏻👀👂🏻

He's just staring at you

And you look at him like 👉🏻👁💧👄💧👁

"I'm fine Sumu, I just haven't been doing well in school," you finally say as Atsumu scoffs

"YN that's a lie! I know you got one of the best scores in English and Math! So what's really going on? Is someone picking on ya? Did someone reject ya?" Atsumu asks as you just sit there, trying hard not to cry

"Sumu lay off ok?" Osamu says as Atsumu looks at him

"No! She's being such a downer and she's acting ridiculous. She won't talk to any of us and she's barely present!" Atsumu says as the tears start to stream down your face

"Atsumu, enough!" Kita growls as you try your hardest to not cry

"What's wrong with ya? If some guy rejected ya then he doesn't deserve ya! Move on Yn!" Atsumu says

That does it, that breaks the dam of emotions that have been building up

You stand up, tears streaming down your face as you look at Atsumu

"I was rejected Sumu and you're right, I should just move on from it but it's hard to move on from being rejected by your best friend!" You scream as Atsumu's eyes widen in shock, "but you're right, he doesn't deserve me!"

You turn, running out of the gym as the tears flow

Aran, Omimi and Michinari all get up and run after you

Kita is just standing there, his arms crossed looking hella pissed off

"Way to go idiot," Osamu says, standing up and walking out of the door

"What- what's going on?" Atsumu questions as Suna and Ginjima stands up

"YN likes you dumbass. She's been sad because she overheard us talking about her the other day," Suna says

Atsumu 👉🏻😐😳 she- she heard that?

"You couldn't just let her be could ya?" Ginjima says, turning and walking out the door as Suna follows and shakes his head

Atsumu is left on the gym, stunned and trying to process his emotions

Meanwhile, you locked yourself in the girls bathroom, bawling your eyes out as you tried to calm down

Did he really have to bring that up? Did he have to reopen the wounds you were trying to heal?

You sat in the bathroom for a while until you finally emerged, looking around to make sure nobody was left to see your state

You walked out the door, turning the corner to see Atsumu sitting on the bench

You quickly turn, trying to avoid him but it's too late

"YN wait!" He shouted as you quickly walked away

"YN stop!" He said, catching up to you and pulling your arm to turn you around

"Sumu I'm sorry I can't-" you say as the tears run down your face

Atsumu says nothing, just pulling you in for a big hug

The hug is comforting but also hurtful as you continue to cry louder

"YN I'm so sorry I hurt ya," he said as he rubs your back and you hug him back

"It's ok Sumu, I should have known you wouldn't like me," you said as Atsumu pulls you away, looking down into your eyes

"But I do like you YN," he says

You rn 👉🏻🥲 huh?

He sighs, throwing his head back and looking back at you, "I do like you YN. I've liked you since middle school. I just- I just didn't want to ruin our friendship. You're my best friend YN and I love you."

You 👉🏻😲

YN is too stunned to speak

"Sumu-"

"I guess I didn't really think you'd like me since I'm so annoying and kind of an idiot," he said laughing

You just nod

Atsumu 👉🏻😐 really YN?

"Sumu, I'm sorry I let this impact our friendship. I'm happy just being friends with you," you say as Atsumu looks at you

"I can't be friends with you anymore YN," he says

You 👉🏻🥺😔 I understand

"No! God I'm awful at this! I want you to be my girlfriend YN!" Atsumu says, panicking

"You, you- what??" You shout as your eyes widen 😳

Atsumu just smiles, pulling you closer, his forehead meeting yours

Oh god I'm about to cry 😭

"Please say you'll be mine," he says as you smile and nod

"Yes Sumu!" you say as he kisses you and lifts you up, swinging you in the air as you scream with joy

"Oh thank GOD!" Osamu says as him and the team come walking down the hallway, tears streaming down Suna's eyes as he records what just happened

"I'm so happy right now," he says wiping a tear

"Alright alright! I'm glad it all worked out but now can we please get back to practice?" Kita says ad you and Atsumu nod

He grabs your hand, interlacing your fingers as he pulls you to the gym

You are one lucky girl YN 🥰

[sukirichi]

Im slowly getting back at checking tumblr just for your fics ahahha (i still receive no notifs in the app, only when i open it)

About this chapter.... Bruh just fuck iris i want to sla- no punch her fucking face so fucking hard. The fucking audacity!? Bitch you're married, fucking another married man and you still have the gits to talk all smug? I would have jumped over the tablet to rearrange her face.

Also my poor Tobio 🥺🥺

ALSO DONT YOU THINK I DIDNT NOTICE THE KYOOMI TOORU SUNA SCENE HFHDJJSJSJJSJS can we just get all 3? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Also x 374783 i trust/dislike Maiko even more

And lastly YOU REALLY STARTED THE CHAPTER WITH A DREAM!?!? I WAS SCREAMING HERE!!

dumblr at it again !!

iris, they could never make me like you 😩 i would love to get all three !! that’d be the dream ngl. NOOO BESTIE I SWEAR MAIKO IS INNOCENT why don’t you like her LMAOOO but yes the chap did start with a dream! i had to jumpscare the omi stans (its me, i’m the omi stan)

[missmeinyourbones]

leah!! am wishing you an amazing weekend with flowers and pretty skies!! 🌷☁️

am wondering!! what’s your favourite emoji and what emoji would your fave use the most/be associated with?

HIIIIIII SEL ;P

omg this is such a good q i had to think it over…..so emojis for me im a big 🪩 girl but some honorable mentions are 🍊🍄🪐🐝

as for my self indulgent fictional men agenda:

megumi uses 👍 all the time and it started out dead serious but he’s gotten better with using it sarcastically or in funny ways

suna uses 🤭🤗 a lot and likes to make jokes about “kicking his feet and giggling” like a slut

gojo uses 🥺 WAY TOO MUCH FOR A GROWN ASS MAN ENOUGH

and touya doesn’t use emojis because i KNOWWWWW his ass does not have a smart phone (he wouldn’t use them anyways)

[chimielie]

lia!! hello!! it’s been so long since i last dropped by!! i hope july has been treating you well, and that the weather isn’t too unbearable where you are!! how have you been?? 🥺

my curious sel question this time is: what would you and your fave’s (you can choose who!!) summer drinks be? 🥹

HIIII i was just thinking of you!!! it’s been hot asf but i love summer so it’s okay ☀️ i’ve been well!!! i went to a really lovely art museum with my sister today - which fictional man would you take on an art museum date?

(i honestly might take atsumu to see how fast we’d get kicked out)

sorry im chronically indecisive: suna and i would share espresso martinis, hajime would get kava (health freak) and i would get whatever massive cocktail looked the most fun and he would drink the rest of it after i abandon it, and tadashi and i both order pornstar martinis and put the little flowers or umbrellas behind each other’s ears

so i guess my answer is consistently some kind of martini lmfao

[purin-gambler]

thoughts on kita😁

honestly, he used to be my favorite character for about 3 years before suna overtook all my thoughts SHSJQBSQ 🙂‍↕️ when the second half of season 4 dropped, i fell 😭. i think hes a character with such an intricate yet powerful way of thinking, and he has this air and nature about him that resembles a calm and gentle breeze which i find so wonderful about him 🥲. hes such a respectable man, truly a reliable leader from his ability to maintain a relaxed nature while keeping everyone afloat. hes overall a green flag in my books, i have nothing but love and respect for him 🥹🫶

plus ougguhffhfhh… the idea of him as a lifelong partner too… the potential and thought of it is just so- 😞😔🥲☹️🥺🥹😭🙂‍↕️🫠💕💕💕

OH AND i forgot to ask previously from the other ask- but who are all your faves too-!!! drop the list if youd like 🥺🤲

[selarina]

rina my love!! how are you!! am here with some flowers and sparkles to brighten up the season!! ✨💐 i hope you’re having a wonderful weekend 🥺

and i am curious!! (again 🤭) if you were to receive/give a gift from/to your fave/s, what would it be!! 🥺

sel my love🫶🏼 sorry i’m responding so late!! idk how i didn’t see your ask but thank you for flowers, they smell lovely — i’m putting them in my vase💐🏺my weekend was so good. had dinner with a friend. how was yours?

the way this is going to sound so cheesy but i’m not usually one to receive gifts so literally anything anyone gives me means a lot — like i literally still have chocolate wrappers from chocolates my ex gave me lmao idk where it is but i know it’s somewhere in there

but idk it’s truly the little things which is such a contradiction when it comes to gojo i think. like he’s one for grand gestures imo which is sweet theoretically but i would have to do a lot of mental development to receive them because i do have issues with grand gifts mainly because i’d like to be able to do the same but i can’t rn? BUT i do think suna would be the ideal man for this icl he’d give me like a random rock from this beach he visited and thats just cute to me lmao

BUT gift giving!! tbh i’m always buying random things for my friends and family— muffins, rings, necklaces, vases etc — just little trinkets but I do think that if i had more money to spend (i’m a student on a budget lmao) i’d be one to give bigger gifts, still just as meaningful though i hope

and what about you?💌💌

[reverie-starlight]

1.) I’m so sorry about your housing situation at school; I’ll never forget or miss the absolute f o r c e it was to communicate with housing in my neck of the woods, so I feel you girlie 🥺🩷

2.) BE IN THE BOKUTO MOOD WITH ME- ITS A GOOD MOOD TO BE IN 👀

3.) YOUR LITTLE ADDITION IN THE SAMU TAGS HAVE ME EMOTIONAL, YOU KNOW THE REGULARS OFFER TO GIVE THEM TO YOU TOO AND ITS SO EMBARRASSING BUT SO CUTE AUGH- THANN YOU DOR READING AS ALWAYS 🥹🩷🩷

1) yeah housing is something else man 😭 but I’ve started to look at off campus housing so we’ll see how that goes!

2) MAYBE I WILL TBH I ABSOLUTELY ADORE HIM.

3) THEY SO WOULD!!!! and I can totally see atsumu gagging at all the sticky notes whenever he goes to the shop but it’s all in jest. suna too, tbh, but he’s more willing (and better suited than atsumu) to help find new hiding places for the notes. AND OF COURSEEEE thank you for posting such amazing stuff to read!!!

[emmyrosee]

HAI EMMY!!! i've always wanted to send this request since it's been on the back of my mind for a while now;;

i just wanna know how kita shinsuke would act if he had a crush. likeeee would he be straightforward about it, or would he shy away from his feelings, OR OR OR IMAGINE IF HE BECAME ALL CLUMSY BECAUSE READER HAS SUCH A SOFT SPOT IN HIS PURE LITTLE HEART. AUGUAHAHHUH he's so cute and pinchable it hurts.

you don't have to tend to this request right away, of course. ^^ I JUST HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL AND PLSPLSPLS DO STAY HYDRATED!!! ・゜(。┰ω┰。).・゜

*sneezes* you got me in my feelings mate 🥺❤️❤️ also this is pre-timeskip bc I needed the boys for support dont @ me

Because kita shinsuke- the man, the myth, the love of my life and the reason I wake up in the morning…

Is SO. DANG. BAD. when it comes to having a crush, because all his steadiness and confidence and grounding is completely gone, and he turns into a mess. With most feelings, it’s easy for him, the love he feels for his granny is complete adoration, his teammates are admiration, and you… he doesn’t know what you are, because you feel different than he is used to.

All his ducks were lined up if anyone were to ask how his emotions were sorted. Then you came along out of seemingly no where.

He doesn’t know what happened; he’s known you for years, you’ve been in similar classes and know each others name, but then you started showing up when Suna Rintaro came along, even sitting quietly at practice while the second-year played. While people noticed your arrival- namely the twins- Suna would immediately shut them down with a snap of his fingers and a dominating “absolutely not.”

From then, Kita just assumed you were off limits. Not that he had specific feelings for you regardless, but he kept his distance just in case.

One day, Rintaro fell at practice and twisted his ankle, and while you had indeed helped him to the bench and laid ice on it, your scolding was just a loud hiss as practice continued.

He… liked, that you weren’t going to sugar coat the magnitude of injuries.

After that, for some unholy reason, you’ve absolutely plagued his mind.

His serves are off, he’s working harder and harder in practice as if to impress you, talking more in class for you to hear his voice. He tries to find shoes to make him look taller, shirts that tone him a bit more, he tries to style his hair a little different, anything and everything to be more visible to you.

All that seems to do, however, is make the twins notice him.

“You could be a long lost twin,” Osamu snickers on a rare day you’re not at practice, taking a sip from his water. He raises his hands in defense when Kita shoots him a small glare, “I’m serious! Cant say I don’t appreciate the style but… why?”

“Because captain’s in looooove,” Atsumu sings, dramatically resting his head on Kita’s shoulder. Kita blinks down unamused at the blonde, but everyone sees right through him as his back tenses and eyes blow out slightly. His cheeks give a small flush, and he’s so full of it, it hurts.

“Being in love implies that there’s a two party consent,” he defends. “I have absolutely no indication that she has any feelings other than platonic for me.”

“Not true! Suna’s in love with you!”

“AM NOT!”

“See? The love Suna has for me, is not part of a two party consent. Not quite the same as being in love.”

“KITA-SAN?!”

Kita ignores the completely offended middle blocker, giving Atsumu a small shrug of his shoulder to make him raise his head. The setter does, but not without continuing the conversation, “come onnnn! What have you got to lose by confessing? Huh? Plus you gotta be in love, because you’re so nervous for those feelings to not be mutual, if you weren’t you wouldn’t care!”

And gosh, he does have Kita there. Why do you make him so nervous? Truly! Maybe it’s his fault, perhaps he sees you as a fond younger class man, despite being in the same years… in… fact you may be older than him? But that’s beside the point,

“You know Kita-San, I’ve never seen you so… out of it,” Osamu continues. “You’re usually like, cold and stoic and straightforward-“

“Benched me three practices ago when I kept fooling around,” Suna snickers.

“Yeah! Now you’re smiling at your phone and laughing more during drills at our crap and just… happier. It’s strange.”

A thick brow cocks in confusion for Osamu’s words, “im… I didn’t think those were bad characteristics to have?”

Finally, to mend the situation, Aran sighs and stands up to clap Kita on the back, “I think what our eloquent second hears are trying to say, is that she’s good for you… maybe you pursue something with her and get some answers.”

Maybe he should.

Kita thinks he should sleep on it.

But in fact, all Kita does is toss and turn. All night. Thinking about all the outcomes if he does, or doesn’t, confess to you and how you may or may not feel about him in return.

In fact, Kita spends the whole rest of the day thinking and day dreaming about you and the mere idea that you could return any of the affections he could share. He shambles uncharacteristically like a zombie, a complete 180 from his usual composed self.

With all love in the world… you’re ruining his life.

He’s barely able to comprehend his movements, if he didn’t have a team relying on him, he’d immediately try to go home for the day and shake whatever remnants of you are on his mind.

His team, who look at him with cocked brows as Kita enters the gym with a massive, book in his hand; and listen… he doesn’t really know where he got it either.

But it has your name on it. He can’t remember if you left it, or forgot it, or… honestly, he may have stole the thing on a subconscious whim to talk to you.

Either way, he’s got it and not you.

“Whatcha got there, cap?”

“Her book,” he says flatly. “She… left it on her desk… I think. She needs it for her homework.” He looks at the second year who’s glancing back up at him with sharp eyes. “I was wondering if you could bring it to her on your walks home.”

“Or,” Suna says, hopping back onto his feet once his shoes are tied. “You could return it, and maybe then tell her how you feel?” He takes out his phone and immediately, his fingers start to fly.

“Oh… I’m not sure about that-“

“Too late,” he says indifferently. “I already texted her that you were on your way; she was on her way here after digging for it, so,” he claps his captain on the back. “Have at thee.”

Kita sighs in defeat, “remind me to force a phone-ban when I get back.”

“That’s my captain,” Suna teases. But he does send Kita an encouraging push on his back, and the captain takes a deep breath before shuffling out.

And his thoughts of what to say run over and over and over and over again, creating a string of words to fire out at anything and everything you could say.

He just wants to confess at this point. He can’t go on being so stiff and distracted; he needs you to either like him back, or reject him.

That, of course, dissipates when he sees you on the other end of the hall.

Your face brightens up as you see him, bouncing relieved on your toes and he approaches with his usual small smile.

“You are a godsend,” you praise, and Kita’s ears turn hot pink at your words. “I just completely blanked on grabbing it, thank you, thank you.”

“It’s no trouble,” he assures. He then swallows thickly as he continues to watch you place the book in your bag and then trying to make your way to the gym to watch Suna and the boys.

He, subconsciously, steps in front of you.

“Kita-San?”

“I… think you look pretty today,” he says, gnawing his lip and keeping very intense eye contact with you. You tip your head and, in an attempt to ease his nerves, crack a joke.

This, evidently, was a bad idea.

“Huh. Am I not pretty everyday?”

You almost hear the whimper in his throat, and before you can tell him that you’re just joking, the word fountains turn on and he’s off.

“Of course you are! It’s just that today in class, I couldn’t stop glancing over at you and the way you were chewing on your pen- because even though that’s bad for your teeth it made you look positively focused and your eyes were kept on the board and no one else and I couldn’t help but look at you because I like the way you look when your focused, I like the way you look when you do anything-“ he takes a deep breath while you blink in surprise.

“Kita-San?”

“-And I don’t know how to stop liking the way that you look but the way that it’s making me feel is making me feel confused and almost a little frightened because I’ve never had these feelings before but apparently Suna has similar feelings and according to Atsumu that’s normal to have feelings that may be unreciprocated-“

“Kita-San!”

“-But he’s the one that encouraged me to do this because I’ve been such a fool with everything I do because I can’t stop thinking about you and Atsumu said that it’s easier to get an answer rather than guess and-“ there’s small snickering around the corner, and the shy, rambling Kita snaps back to his usual composed, captain form, “atsumu, I hear you over there. 50 push ups and 3 laps around the court when I come back to practice!”

“Suna’s here too!” A voice whines.

“Then both of you! OUT!”

There’s a dash of sneakers down the hallway. He takes a deep breath and finally looks back at you, completely flushed and out of breath from the past minute and a half.

He clears his throat before he cards his hair back, “for… for reference, I have no desire of pursuing a relationship with Suna.”

You blink. Then, you snort to try and hide a giggle.

Then, you’re laughing, you’re laughing straight into his face and clutching your sides, and he could almost cry from embarrassment, swallowing thickly and looking down the hall where the twins were hiding.

“I understand,” he says quietly. “I do hope you continue to support our team-“

“Kita-San,” you say, trying to gather yourself. You reach for his hand, which is clammy and he feels bad for, but you don’t seem to mind. “I’m laughing because I like you too; I’m always staring at you too, Mr. Perfect, even when you do see it.” You plant a small kiss to his knuckles and he nearly faints.

“I was laughing, because Suna is basically obsessed with you, I tease him for it constantly on our walks home; just the idea that you had to clarify to me that you were indifferent towards that was just silly.” He opens and closes his mouth like a fish to try and reply, but you shake your head with a smile, “I like the way you look. I like the way you put your heart and soul into everything you do. I like the way you always have some money incase someone needs something for the vending machine.” You beam up at him, and he feels like he’s floating, but he finally cracks a smile back, and when you open your palm in an attempt to initiate hand-holding, he laces his fingers with yours happily.

As you walk down the hall, only the sound of footsteps ring through the air, and kita is happy, he’s thrilled that not only do you feel the same, but you had no judgement towards him. You liked him for all the reasons he couldn’t see, and that meant the world to him.

Then, you hum, and he casts you a look.

“Is it really that bad to chew on the end of your pen?”

“Horrendous,” he chuckles. “The enamel of your teeth wears down.” You laugh and shake your head at the silly fact.

“But that’s okay,” he continues. “I like when you do it. It’s endearing.”

[sunatoru]

Y/NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN— 😭

AAAAAAA THIS CHAPTER MAY BE SHORTER BUT GODDAMN HAVE MUCH TO SAY >:((((

FIRST OF ALL, YUUJI TERU TERUSHITMA COME OVER HERE RIGHT NOW YOU— again, like I get why you hate sirens with a passion that burns my eyes bUT Y/N DID NOTHING WRONG 😭 ALL SHE WANTED WAS FREEDOM FROM A DESTINY SHE NEVER WANTED, WHY MUST YOU TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HER. Not to mention like sir, you didn't go to pirate siren therapy? Cause boy you need it after the massacre you're about to witness and o h n o it's gonna be even WORSE because there's not gonna be some independent sirens, no no THIS WILL BE THE COLONY, THE CIRCLE, THE SISTERHOOD— THEY WILL FUCK YOU UP 🤡

SECONDLY, Y/N, bby girl, why did she have to suffer so much :") Her poor tail is probably never going to get its former beauty back and that is UNACCEPTABLE. She was so happy at the beginning, so hopeful that she could see how wonderful humans are 😭 only to be subjected to unjustified cruelty by the same creatures she wanted to believe were good, now she thinks all humans are like Teru and as a member of the human community, we do not own him. The ocean can have him dead or alive <3

AND FINALLY THIRD, AHAHAHAHAHA I WAS RIGHT AND I LIKE IT 💅✨✨✨ So glad Suna is self aware enough to realize that yes he's the bigger fool AND that Y/N will most definitely never talk, look, and breathe the same carbon dioxide? As him ever again. Serves you right for being selfish and dumb and idiotic and a dunce and did I mention being a fool? I'm so glad the siren elder still cares for Y/N and wants to know where she is right away, I can't wait for that ship to be surrounded by sirens in a synchronized swimming formation getting closer and closer before singing the most beautiful song to save their sister. I understand why these pirates hate sirens so much but I will NOT let their unjust treatment towards Y/N go UNPUNISHED 🙂

Aye, so happy you decided to keep the part where Suna goes to the other sirens in :D like it's ok if it's predictable cause it means you've done a great job at establishing everything <333 Aaaaaa I can't believe the series will end soon 🥺 I wished I found it from the beginning but curse my inconvenience 😔 Can't wait for the last few chapters and hopefully Y/N will get the closure she deserves all this time :)

P.S There is NOTHING wrong with writing mermaid fics even when you're 'mature'. Mermaids are pretty and magical so they are timeless in my eyes ! Keep going strong and remember to take breaks :)

HOIII, i love king asks like this pls you’ve warmed my heart, and my friend and i (who helps me edit my stories and beta reads them for me ❤️❤️❤️) giggled at this ask so much.

“terushitma” LMAOOO, but ye he’s totes fucked, poor man’s he should’ve gone to pirate siren therapy. i would’ve paid his bills for it.

MORE STUFF ABOUT YN’S TAIL AND HER OVERALL WELL-BEING WILL BE IN THE EPILOGUE, but i will spoil a tiny bit, she finally gets the treatment she deserves, my poor babygirl 😞😞

HONESTLY YOUR SUPPORT IS SO ISDHWISHOWSB THIS ASK FR WAS THE REASON I GOT BACK INTO WRITING THE REST OF THE CHAPTER, i loved coming back to read it every now and then as i slowly worked on it :,) thank you so much, botdb may be ending but at least i can guarantee more suna content later 🫣🤭

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Being Atsumu's Girlfriend:

Being Insecure

Atsumu Miya x Insecure! Female Reader

Warnings: Swearing, slight angst, super supportive Atsumu, insecure reader, kissing

A/N: This is an Anon request! I know how much my bbys love our resident untoned blonde and since it's his Birthday 🎂 🥳 here ya go 🥰

I suppose I should be nice to him today 🙄

Alright let's see how long this lasts

Dating this idiot is a full time job

Whoops didn't even make it a whole sentence 🙃

Honestly YN out here doing Inarizaki's charity work

Since you've started dating Atsumu, you've lead a very interesting life

First off, you never in a million years thought Atsumu Miya would be interested in you 😳

Like seriously, you were quiet, shy and mostly kept to yourself

Literally the most perfect angel ever 😇

It wasn't until your second year that Atsumu first started to notice you

You had gotten paired up with him for a class project

I'm sorry to say YN, but at first Atsumu didn't know who you were

Literally our bby wall flower 🥺

However that changed quickly because you see, when someone pointed you out for the first time

Literally the gates of heaven opened, the sun shined brighter and the birds sang louder 🙌🏻

Atsumu is just staring at you like 👁👄👁

Seriously how did he never notice you

Glad you asked...

1) he's a man and therefore literally oblivious

2)99.99999% of his life is volleyball and unless your volleyball shaped YN, I'm sorry

3) he's a man

Anyways, you've always had a small crush on Atsumu

Not unlike the majority of the school 🙄

So when you go up to introduce yourself, Atsumu is literally just 🧍‍♂️ 😳

But of course it was always just that, a crush

Like one of those "I'll dream of you from afar never to have you" crushes 🥲

"Hi, I'm YN! It looks like we are partners"- you

Atsumu 👉🏻😳

"Umm I'm free this afternoon before clubs start if you'd like to meet? We can meet back here"- you

Atsumu 👉🏻😳

Please someone send HELP

Luckily Ginjima just happens to be in your class as well

Thank God, someone with a some brain power istg 🙄

"Umm hey YN, Atsumu would be happy to meet you later, right Sumu?"- Ginjima

Atsumu 👉🏻 🧍‍♂️ 😳 *nods head*

You 👉🏻🙂 great I'll see you later! *little wave and float away*

"Yer an idiot"- Ginjima 🙄

Later that day, you meet up with Atsumu and begin your project

Thank God there is like .000001% someone will interrupt you 😏😏😏

"HEY DUMBASS!"- Osamu screams, followed by Suna and Ginjima

You 👉🏻👀👀👀

"Samu can't you see IM BUSY"- Atsumu, nudging his head towards you as you smile and wave 😃 👋🏻

Again YN do less

"Oh my apologizes YN, I didn't know you got roped into working with Sumu"- Osamu

"Thoughts and prayers YN"- Suna ✌🏻

You 👉🏻😅

Atsumu 👉🏻 fuming 😡

"If you don't need anything, YN and I would like to continue OUR project!"- Atsumu

"Why don't you invite YN to practice tonight, then you can work on your project afterwards?"- Ginjima, doing the most

Bless you sweet Ginjima 😘

"HEY- that's a great idea!"- Atsumu, literally looking for anything he can do to impress you

You 👉🏻😳 uhhh sure...

Please Atsumu will literally drag you to practice and you will be forced to watch 😅

Aran, Omimi and Michinari are like 100% sure you were forced here against your will

Kita is skeptic but you aren't acting like the other ones so he's fine with you being here

After that day, Atsumu literally will remain attached to your hip

It's kind of weird honestly 😅 like sir give YN some space please

He's walking you to school, eating lunch with you, even walking you to your classes

Then one day, he just kind of blurts it out

Literally it goes like this 👇🏻

"YN I like you-" Atsumu

"I like you too Sumu"- you 🥰

"No like I LIKE like you"- Atsumu 😬

You 👉🏻👁👄👁 whet-

"Will you go on a date with me YN?"- Atsumu

You 👉🏻👁👄👁

Atsumu 👉🏻😃😅

You 👉🏻👁👄👁 you sure?

Please YN, the man pulls you into a giant bear hug 🫂

"I'm sure"- Atsumu 🥰

You 👉🏻😳🥺 of course Sumu!

And thus begins the ship know an AtsuYN

We love that for you ❤️

You deserve to be happy YN

And thankfully Atsumu is an above average boyfriend 🥰

I can't give him too much credit guys, it's me 🤣

Anyways, your relationship is going well for the most part

You see, there's one teeny tiny issue

Well not so teeny nor tiny...

More like massive and obnoxious 🙄

Yep that's right, the Miya fan girls

Can you imagine 😒 we could never YN 💅🏼

Sure the Miya twins are cute but honestly? Literally as dumb as volleyballs

Anyways, when the girls find out about you, they honestly don't think you will last

However when they see Atsumu kissing your cheek and holding your hand, they burn with jealousy

And you, my precious angel, aren't one to deal with unwanted attention well

I mean, you've always kind of thought you weren't good enough for Atsumu 😔

It's the opposite YN but you'll find out 🙃

The bullying started out small, a couple of them leaving nasty notes in your locker

You never said anything to Atsumu, simply choosing to throw them away and try to ignore it

Then it began to escalate

These jerks would start purposely knocking your books from your hand, especially when Atsumu wasn't around

They would spill juice on your uniform and trip you, giggling as they walked away

"I wonder how Atsumu can date someone so clumsy"- they would say chuckling

You'd try to ignore them, walking away and not acknowledging them

However your bullying didn't go unnoticed because someone was always watching 👀

So one day when you were coming back from class and someone bumped into you, sending you flying and landing on your butt

A certain someone came to your rescue

"YN why do you let them do that to you? You need to tell Atsumu"- Suna said

"It-its ok Rin, they are just jealous that's all"- you say as he helps you up, grabbing your books and handing them back to you

Suna rn 👉🏻😑 YN...

"Please Rin don't tell Sumu, he doesn't need to worry about me! You guys have the spring tournament coming up and you don't need to worry about me"- you smiling

Suna just nods as you wave and walk away

Unfortunately, the fan girls only get more vicious

Not only do they ruin your uniform daily but they make your life miserable

Literally you are scared to even be alone 😔

You start to withdraw from Sumu, afraid to tell him what's wrong because you don't want to be a bother

Atsumu is so confused but you keep telling him you are busy

Suna hadn't said anything, even though he's wanted to

However one day, things finally take a horrible turn

You see, the guys are all practicing and you are headed to the gym

You've become sick of the bullying, the constant teasing, the constant crying every night

You decide it's finally time to tell Sumu

Unfortunately for you, you are stopped in your track by a gang of his fangirls

"Hey bitch- where do you think you're going?"- one of them asks

You try to dodge them but unfortunately they block you, caging you against the lockers

Lemme at em 👊🏻 two hits- I hit them, they hit the floor

*deep breath Tiffany* beating the crap out of bullies won't solve anything...

Or will it? 🤨

Do as I say kids not as I do 👏🏻

"Just leave me alone!"- You shout, tears filling your eyes

The girls laugh at you, continuing to get closer

"You really think Atsumu likes you? You're just a pity project for him!"- the leader says

You try not to listen but it's impossible

Luckily for you, a certain someone has super sonic hearing and peeks his head out see what's going on 👀👂🏻

"Just break up with him YN, that will save you the embarrassment of when he dumps you!"- the girls say, all laughing as they shove you against the lockers

Meanwhile 👀

Suna 🏃‍♂️ runs to tell Atsumu and the team

"SUMU!"- Suna

"What?"-Atsumu

"Listen I'm not one to get involved in drama-"

Please the entire team laughs 🤣

Suna rn 👉🏻😐😑

"Ok and.."- Atsumu

"YN has been getting bullied by your stupid fangirls for the last few weeks and they currently have her caged against the lockers!"- Suna

Atsumu 👉🏻😐😳😡 WHAT?!?!

He takes off, followed by Osamu, Ginjima and the rest of the team

Atsumu stops outside the gym, seeing you cowered against the lockers and crying

Ohh this man is PISSED

Like BEYOND PISSED 😤

"HEY YA PIGS!"- He screams as the girls all jump back, eyes wide

Atsumu storms up to you, grabbing you in closer as you cry in his embrace

"Sweetheart are you ok? Did they hurt ya?"- Atsumu

You can't respond, you just cry, burying your head into his chest

Atsumu holds you close, eyes blazing as he glares at the girls

Osamu, Suna, Ginjima and the team are all surrounding you

"Samu, take YN back to the gym"- Atsumu growls as Osamu wordlessly grabs you hand, dragging you towards the gym with him and Ginjima

"Sumu we weren't trying to hurt her-" the girls try and say but oof- Atsumu is like " NOT 👏🏻 TODAY 👏🏻"

None of the girls answer

"How long have you been hurting her?!" - Atsumu growls

Ugh protective, possessive men 😫

That's OK, Suna is there to fill in the gaps 💅🏼

"A few weeks now, they trip her, spill juice on her and leave her nasty notes!"- Suna, probably pulling up receipts 📱

"Sumu... she's not good for you"- one of the girls says a Atsumu completely snaps

"LEAVE YN THE HELL ALONE AND DONT YOU EVER SHOW YOUR FACES AROUND ME, YN OR THE ENTIRE VOLLEYBALL TEAM EVER AGAIN YOU STUPID COWS!" -Atsumu fuming

Honestly 👏🏻 👏🏻 we love to see it

Kita and Aran step forward

"Let's go, we are going to talk to the principal about your behavior"- they say as the girls eyes fill with tears and they start to cry

Atsumu could care less, he turns around and heads straight for the gym

When he enters, he heads straight for you

Osamu and Ginjima are sitting with you

You see Samu, standing and going to meet him half way

"Sumu I'm-"

Too bad you don't get the words out because Sumu plants a big ole kiss on your lips 🥰

He pulls away, putting his forehead against yours

"YN why didn't you tell me?"- Atsumu

"I-I didn't want to bother you"- you 😔

"YN you never bother me! I love you!"- Atsumu

You 👉🏻👁💧👄💧👁 you do???

Atsumu smiles, "Yeah I really do!"

"I love you too Sumu"- you 🥰

"God get a room!"- Osamu 🤢

Meanwhile Suna is videoing the entire thing 📱 probably tearing up 🥲

Don't worry YN, he will send you a copy later 🥰

[kazemi-archive]

For your self ship!

Suna has like multiple albums worth of photos of you in his phone. One of them is dedicated entirely to stolen pics of you smiling, a separate one for all the cute dates and he even has one called “meme material” and it’s just low quality memeable images of you 🥲

He makes memes out of them and sends them to you at like 3am and you have to tell him he needs to go to sleep bc mans is an athlete but he doesn’t care bc sending you memes of yourself at 3am is his number one priority 😩 so what if his coach tells him off for being sluggish the next day at practice? At least he’s added another screenshot to his album called “the loml scolding me 🥵”. He’s so embarrassing and down bad omg

He’s a simp fr <3

-🎶 anon (hehe hope you enjoyed this)

AHHHHHDJSKEJDBWJWN BBY PLS

IM SMILING SO MUCH READING THIS I AM—IN LOVE—WITH THIS WITH HIM WITH U 🥺🥰

Suna having multiple albums dedicated to me 😭 he’d def have ones of me sending him dumb silly pics and screenshots them all —I never learn my lesson smh…

PLS AND THATS SO ON BRAND FOR ME TO BE UP AT 3AM AND YELL AT MY SO FOR BEING UP TOO !!!

He’s so silly and embarrassing and I love him sooooo much 💜

Pls this made my fucking day thank you so so much I can’t express—

Headcannons for my selfships ??

[ashthemadwriter-archived]

Calling them by their name

Fandom: Haikyuu!!

Pairings: Suna, Oikawa, Bokuto, Atsumu, Osamu, Iwaizumi, Tsukishima, Yamaguchi, Kenma, Kuroo X Fem!Reader

Genre: Fluff, Humor

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: Some cussing done by me, Suggestive in Iwaizumi's part

Word Count: 1.2K

A/n: It's been a while since I last wrote for Haikyuu so-

This TikTok compilation on YouTube

↳Yamaguchi

"Yamaguchi Tadashi!"

The man looks at you frightened, like he just saw a ghost or smthn lmao, making you Almost feel bad about this prank.

"What? What happened?" "Did you eat all the Ice cream I saved for myself?"

Lmao now he's scared af.

"I-I No I didn't! I put it in the freezer like you told me too!" "Then why isn't it there? You're telling me that the freezer ate it itself?" "IDK!" "Yamaguchi Tadashi!" "BABE STOP CALLING ME BY MY FULL NAME YOU'RE SCARING ME"

Runs to the store to buy you more Ice cream, little did he know you were the one who ate it, but you were too tired to go out so you used this method to make him go out and buy some instead lol

↳Tsukishima

"Tsukishima Kei!"

You really think He's gonna fall for that? huh

HUH!

He can clearly see how you're carefully watching him to see his reaction. He knows you're up to smthn immediately.

MF ignores you until you call him by his pet name😭

"Tsukishima Kei!" "..." "Tsukishima!" "..." "...Kei?" "..." "Kei Baby?" "What is it?"

"You're no fun" "And you're so dumb" "Hey!" "What? It rhymes! Who's not fun now?"

Just don't play pranks on this guy he will make you regret🤧

↳Suna

Much to your surprise, he has TikTok. Playing pranks on this guy is never successful cuz he's 10 steps ahead of you. Always.

Like when he finds you saying & doing smthn that sounds familiar to him he's like "Oh it's that prank I saw yesterday! She thinks she can fool me? That's cute. Let me mess with her a little bit"

"Suna Rintarou!" "F/n L/n!" "Suna Rintarou this is a serious matter!" "I'm listening F/n L/n!" "Suna why are you doing this?" "I don't know what you're talking about, L/n" "RIN-"

He will be the one who wins in the end. Always.

You sometimes find it tough to hold yourself back from punching him, but you're in love with his punky ass so you have to deal with it.

↳Atsumu

Cute whiney baby T^T

IDK why I find him so adorable lmao

You don't even have to call him by his full name to upset him. Saying his first name instead of pet names is enough to damage his heart lmao

"Atsumu?"

The guy looks like he's been shot in the heart LMFAO

"Why are ya callin me Atsumu?🥺" "Um... I mean, that's your name, right?" "No! 'm not Atsumu! 'm baby! or Sweety! or Hubby! Who do ya think yer callin Atsumu?"

He won't talk to you unless you make it up to him by extra kisses & smooches cause I'm not kidding, THE GUY IS HURT.

↳Osamu

Now he's a bit different from his twin. He will get irritated at first, but as the mf he is, he is gonna make you regret.

"Miya?"

He literally stops whatever he's doing, raises his head to stare at you with a blank expression. Maybe you can sense a sharp dagger stabbing your heart lmao.

"Did ya just call me Miya?" "... I..."

Ngl he looks scary af. Though his expression is blank I AM TELLING YOU.

Goes back to his business with the blank expression meanwhile ignoring the fuck out of you for the whole night.

Will not back down unless you're on you're knees begging him to pay attention to you lol

"'Samu!" "What's that sound I'm hearing? Never mind" "SAMU PLEASE I'M REALLY SORRY-"

↳Bokuto

His reaction is the same as 'Tsumu's but a bit tenser lmao.

"Bokuto?"

His head that was on your chest suddenly raises for you to meet his puppy eyes.

"Suger Cube? Why are you calling me by my name? Did I do something?🥺🥺🥺🥺"

INSTANT REGRET LMAO

He's innocence is enough for you to feel bad and suffocate him in your arms T^T

"No Mwah* Baby Mwah* I'm sorry it was Mwah mwah* just a prank!"

Just cuddle your baby owl a bit more he deserves it T^T

↳Oikawa

This mf deserves it.

Fuck him up.

Make him cry.

Choke him. Kill him. Slap him-

Ahem. Where were we?

So yeah basically he's a jerk and he deserves all the pranks in the world lmfao

"Oi Shittykawa! Didn't I tell you to clean your room? Why is it still a mess?"

MF IS STUNNED AF LMAO

"BABE WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CALL ME THAT- sighs* Even my own S/o bullies me, what a cruel world indeed"

BITCH WHAT'S WITH THE FORMAL LANGUAGE

"Just shut up and do it already" "Babe you're so mean😪" "You deserve it YOU HANDSOME BASTARD-"

↳Iwaizumi

This guy is so good. So husband material. So hot. So much in shape. ANYWAYS-

He's surprised. Very surprised.

"Iwaizumi Hajime!"

Looks up from his phone immediately to meet your frustrated expression.

Frustrated by how hard you're trying to hold back your laugh.

"What is it honey?" "Did you forget to wash the dishes?" "No they're all done" "Then did you forget to take out the trash?" "Took it five hours ago" "Then what about... what about..."

Lmao now he gets what's going on.

A smirk appears on his face as he throws is phone on the couch and the next thing you know you're pinned to the cushions with him on top of you.

"What was that about? Are you trying to tease me or something?"

BRUH he looks so hot like this that you're literally unable to talk.

"I- W-Well... what if I am?"

Let's just say that you never dared to play pranks on him again🚶🏻‍♀️

↳Kenma

NOOOOOOOOO

Why you doing this to my cat boy lmao T^T

"Kozume?"

Pauses his game and turnes to look at you with a HUGE sulk on his face.

HE IS ANNOYED.

"Why did you-" "Kozume? Really?"

Lmao his pouty face makes you chuckle a bit

"That's your name isn't it?" "What happened to baby, sweetheart, love of my life..." "KENMA BABY I'M SORRY-"

God knows why he looks so cute when he's all sulky lmao

↳Kuroo

Lmao I can never bring myself to mess with him.

WHY IS GOJO'S VOICE PLAYING IN MY HEAD HELP-

Anyway he will get you back, and a thousand times harder.

It's like you called him by his full name once, and ever since then he keeps calling you by your last name lmao.

You come home after a long day? "Well look who it is! The one and only L/n!" "I FUCKING HATE YOU TETSURO-"

This doesn't stop when you're in public. Or in front of your parents.

When your mom's on the other line? "L/n it's your mom she wants to talk to you!"

When you're out with friends? "L/n would you be kind and pass the salt please?"

People keep asking if you got into a fight or smthn LMFAO

So yeah this will go on for a while until he gets tired of it or he hurts your feelings then he will apologize for BEING SUCH A DICK crossing the line a bit too much.

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[shingia]

hEYYY! i love ur writing honestly, sitting here with butterflies 😩??! could i request oikawa, suna, tendou and anyone else u like’s reaction to you measuring ur hand size by comparing it to theirs 🥺.

comparing hand sizes

↳ oikawa, suna, tendou (i genuinely didn’t know who else to add ahsjshsksj sorry)

↳ *screams into my pillow* omg thank you so much you’re so sweet😭 (and also im so sorry for posting this so late!! <\3)

— OIKAWA

it was actually him who asked to compare hand sizes, saying that yours looked ‘sooo tiny’ compared to his. it was obvious that they were, indeed, smaller, but you played along. “what a surprise” you told him when your palms met, your fingertips only reaching his middle phalange. he replied pensively: “mmh, that’s what i thought…”, but he wasn’t even looking at your hands anymore, his gaze was plunged into your eyes. you looked up, feeling his heavy stare, which gave him the green-light to lace his fingers with yours “…it’s a perfect fit”. a proud smile on his lips, he gave you a confident wink, but really he was just trying to hide how relieved he was that you hadn’t let go of his hand. “that was smooth” you admitted, and he humbly bowed at your comment: “right? and i’m not planning on letting go, so… i’m afraid we’re gonna have to get dinner together”.

— SUNA

“babe, do you know how painful it is to watch you come up with lame strategies just to hold my hand?” suna rolled his eyes at you, when the only thing you did was mentioning how big his hand looked. “oh i’m the one coming up with lame strategies?” you gasped offendedly, “you’re the one who never put gloves on when we go out just to have an excuse to grab my hand”. suna remained silent, pondering whether or not he should try to act cocky… but you spoke up again before he could make a decision: “yeah, you’re not slick, rin. i’ve got you all figured out”. he laughed at your words, but you knew him too well to know that you had managed to get him flustered: “alright, i plead guilty….” he told you with a capitulating smile, before bringing his hand closer to yours, until no gap was left between your palms, “but jokes aside… i really do have huge hands, what the fuck”.

— TENDOU

tendou seemed to find it funny how big his hand was compared to yours. your fingertips seemed miles away from his. “did you know that the more the hand sizes of two people are different, the more they’re made for each other?” he told you, his fingers fiddling with yours. “wait what? who said that?” you asked, hardly believing him (although it would mean something very positive for the both of you). he propped himself up on his elbow, already looking proud of his next words: “some guy named tendou satori, i don’t know if you’ve heard of him. he’s brilliant”. you mirrored his position, your hand not leaving his, and leaned in for a quick peck on his lips: “i don’t think i have. but tell me more! he really does sound like a brilliant man”.

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