#MY NEW FAVE

[hotluncheddie]

‘I just don’t get it.’ Steve says, slamming the apartment door, pouting. 

He throws his keys down on the counter in a huff. Untucking his polo from his skin tight ‘date jeans’ and rubbing his fingers soothingly over the little indents they’re leaving on his belly. 

Eddie and Robin are splayed out on the couch, air hazy with smoke and a half eaten pizza on the coffee table. ‘What babe?’ Robin asks, lifting her arms up and making grabby hands at Steve. 

He slumps over and falls into her side, snuggling into her shoulder and taking a puff form the joint she holds to his lips. ‘I though coming out as bi would mean I’d go on nice dates, like I used to take girls on. But people would take me on them instead, guys or girls.’ He explains, taking another hit. 

‘Ah. Brian wasn’t the one?’ Robin asks. Putting the joint back in her mouth and tucking Steve closer under her arm. 

‘No.’ Steve pouts. ‘He was lame and he got all weird when I ordered pie. Which, like, we met at the bar, he knows what I look like, it’s not surprising that I ordered pie. Then he started yapping about his jogging routine.’ Steve rolls his eyes, undoing the fly of his jeans so he can kick them off and get comfy on the couch, like he always does, ‘date jeans’ are way too constricting for high pizza time. ‘Like one, bold of him to assume I don’t jog when I do, like, when I feel like it. And two, the pie was really good! I even offered him a bite and he didn’t even accept it! Rude!’ 

‘So rude.’ Robin pets at Steve’s head. 

Eddie unsticks himself from the sofa to get another slice of pizza and pass one over to Steve in consolidation. Nodding along to what Steve is saying as it passes through the soup of his brain. 

‘Like I know people like to sleep around and that’s fun and all but why are they so bad at dating?’ He pulls another deep drag of the joint Robin holds for him, chewing a bite of pizza as smoke billows out between his lips. ‘Why does no one want a cute fat boyfriend with great hair? Why do they just see me as a piece of ass?’ He whines, the weed hitting him now. 

‘Because your ass is great babe.’ Robin says, stealing a chunk of his crust. ‘Top tier ass.’ 

He looks up at her with big eyes ‘Yeah?’ 

‘Yeah.’ She smiles at him, pinching his cheek 

‘I want a cute fat boyfriend.’ Eddie sighs, from the other end of the couch. eyes glazed over staring at the muted tv screen, his slice of pizza held untouched in his hand. ‘I’d take him out on nice dates, brush his hair and help him try on pretty clothes. I could kiss his chubby cheeks and cuddle him and call him sweet names..’ He sighs again, finally taking a bite. 

‘You know Eddie, Stevie here on the couch is single.’ Robin says, getting up to go to the kitchen. Leaving the joint in Steve’s mouth. 

Eddie looks at her go. Blinks hard a couple times and looks at Steve. Sprawled out on the couch cushions, belly peaking out of his shirt. His lovely roommate Steve. Cute and fat and silly hot. ‘Maybe I even want to hold his hand as we take a little walk. Maybe I want to take care of him and spoil him and make him feel like the world spins around him. He could get fatter, if he wanted, because i lo-like him so much.' Eddie continues. Confesses. Eyes wide and heart racing.  

Steve’s cheeks are pink, eyes glassy and pretty. ‘Me?’ Steve points at himself, joint between his long fingers, looking at Eddie, looking all over his face. 

‘Yeah.’ he breaths. Matching the dopey smile that spreads over Steve’s face, besotted and beaming. 

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me and @scoops-aboy86 were talking about this post. so now you all have to read the silliness too xoxo

Tag list (open): @pearynice @xxfiction-is-my-realityxx @chickensinrainboots @cheesedoctor

[hippydippydruid]

I know the formless spawn is supposed to be like this big bad eldritch boss but it’s literally just a little guy in my mind.

Wdym that’s the big bad monster that’s literally a baby it’s adorable

[ladyadaine]

“But we are not allowed to get evidence,” Temeraire said. “And also I am not allowed to kill him, and we are supposed to be polite to him, and all of it for the sake of Government. I am very tired of this Government, which I have never seen, and which is always insisting that I must do disagreeable things, and does no good to anybody.”

Temeraire said fuck the Government

[dozecoin]

actually "shout out to my main man izzy" needs its own post because

he was fucking BRILLIANT those last two episodes i'm so glad that he's finally starting to explore being himself and expressing himself and he's also just so??? much happier??? even though a lot of shit went wrong you can tell that overall izzy's way more in his element personally and he's dealing with everything so much better and just. guys, i love him. i need his confidence. and credits to the crew on that one tbh i think it really started with the gesture of the leg like him realizing "oh people care about me. i can be me with these people and they'll still care about me." AGHDHFSKDJF

and him starting to push for stede and ed to be together??? his "you're good for him" ugh don't make me KISS YOU sir

[themoonunderstoodmydadjokes]

10/10 vegan ice cream 😌 I’m a very happy girl right now ✨✨✨

[pardonmydelays]

the @/vegalteno tour: IT'S HAPPENING.

luis wrote a book! i wrote his foreword! he's going on tour! our whole family will be with him & @/ananavarrofl monday night at @/92ndstreety (a public family therapy session, popcorn emoji!) and i'll be there to introduce him at our neighborhood @/unitedpalacenyc celebration tuesday evening… and then he's coming to a town near you, see slide 1!

slide 2: luis complains about how many books he has to sign and i just laugh and laugh.

very proud of the old man. he puts on a heluva show, if you can go see him.

✨️ via lin's instagram ✨️

[destroyingeverythingold]

[jinkx-monsoon-season]

aaaaa Luc Economides look at him! look at him!!! and look at Florent, too!

[karihighman]

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A whole video dedicated to the newest Chicago Fire character?! Yes please (she’s my new fave!!)

PS: also my Degrassi heart loves Alicia supporting Jocelyn on Chicago Fire!! 👌

[chainlollipop]

watching glee s4, justice for unique

[potionboy3]

| Evander Alderly | HPMA |  Video introduction of cousin Evander. He’s here to plot and scheme against Quincey and Dawn. (also this video turned out much more grand and elegant than I was expecting)  In the video: Evander Alderly Quincey Alderly @gaygryffindorgal Dawn Harvelle

[slur-sayer]

I have no idea why you followed me but I am grateful as your account is brilliant. So many good takes

I love you

[mdr-reikas]

UPDATE!!! I got an ask and found out that this mf HAS A NAME. His name is Manabu Akado. Apparently, he entered academy at the same time as kakashi, he's 38. That was apparently his EIGHTEENTH ATTEMPT.

So, if you've been following me for a while, you might remember this unspecified naruto character that I have a feud going on with. While I was rewatching the Chunin exams arc 2022/23, I spotted this old fuck:

If you remember this time period of me posting, you might also know that I was quite pissed at him. He didn't do anything, but why is this minimum fourty year old fuck here??? That's not a shinobi, that's a distinguished gentleman. Get him out of the army. My man literally has his hitai-ate tied in a bow?? Hello??

But. It gets crazier.

you might think that this is a regular screenshot of mr.bow but NO! This is him still sitting in the exams room after the tenth question was asked. BOW MAN PASSED THE THEORETICAL CHUNIN EXAMS. That's crazy! This man probably was in the forest of death, IN THAT OUTFIT.

And if you thought that was all. Here's my new discovery-

HE'S CANON. HE EXISTS IN THE NARUTO MANGA THIS IS AN ACTUAL CHARACTER. NOT JUST SOME FUCKER MADE UP BY STUDIO PIERROT.

[kensatou]

the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

bonus intricate rituals:

[ooops-i-arted]