#MY FOOOOOOT

[blackbutler-readerinsertsandjunk]

work was a bitch, excuse me while I lie down, listen to gentle Chinese music, and pretend Lau is giving me a private acupuncture session for hours instead of doing anything productive

thanks for ur understanding 😌

[brainfilehasstoppedworking]

I am in pain. I was planning on sleeping in today, but I guess not. Ughhh

[radioforums]

and in a similar vein i need to climb like a tree

he is so funny i want to play poker with him

[amagicdoctor]

hey no problem, i've been enjoying my ride here as well as the doc strange content i got from marvel! you know having characters that sound like actual people and with interesting lore around them. like you, the ds and mk writers have been giving me just that and i just...! hhh i've missed it. didn't realize how much i did since putting xmen behind me.

with how the x-staff overly relies on exterminating mutants to keep readers coming, there hasn't been any interesting lore about them or good worldbuilding after hox/pox. that entire "mutant culture" they keep bragging was like what? resurrection? racial slurs towards humans? nationwide cult-like mentality? a mutant religion? those were the only things mutantkind has done that set itself apart from humanity... it's all we got after 4 years

i've missed actually rooting for characters in a story, i really like clea rn for example. i felt nothing towards any of the main mutants in any of the series that came out; nobody from legion of x, xmen red, immortal xmen, new mutants, ... crazy but they are all self-centred asses going around twirling their thumbs and shooting themselves in the foooooot all hours of the day everyday

Aw I'm really happy to hear you're enjoying yourself here, thank you for saying so!! Having a fandom blog like this kind of eases the insanity that is canon, and I'm glad people are able to follow along.

You're definitely not alone with any of your thoughts, but I'm honestly over the Krakoan horrors by now 😅. Last summer when I first started reading, all the shock and horror hit me then but I'm good now. It is what it is. Again, diverting to fandom blogs and having friends to talk it through makes it all worthwhile, even if it is just mocking the current state of things.

Definitely hope you can find some healing in other comics! And Marvel isn't going to get it right every single time. I know a lot of people are quitting, especially some of my own friends, but I'm a very optimistic person and I find joy in so many things. So I'm still looking forward to the Fall of X era which does start this month. And there are a couple other series outside of the X-Men I'm looking forward to too. The FF haven't failed me yet and I'm catching up with DC too.

[facebookargumentasmr]

Oh GOD what the fuck did I do to my fucking foooooot help,meeee

[morien-kepi]

A few things from discord.

•"PAPA SAMS, HE STOLE MY BUCKET!" -Badendy

•"Not funky fresh." [Hands ritual knife over]- Joesph

•"You're Mr. Man Wolf . A Mr. Wolf Man. Mr. Serious Wolf Man." -Joesph @ Werewolf!Sammy

•"Respect me! I am the law! " -Badendy wearing a cheaply made sheriff's outfit.

•"I got yer foooooot! Haha! It's mine now! You are immobile and therefore, cannot leave! " -Shitfaced Joesph

•"I am the Lord Of Tickles! Laugh or suffer!" -Shitfaced Joseph

•"Someone tried to wash subject 1 again. I need someone in the cleaning crew to go to hall A and clean up his remains please." -??? (Demon!Joseph AU)

•"Quit your complaining, Lawrence, and help me put these plants in the car." -Joseph

•"Sammy. Sammy, look. Lookit, Sammy. Look at what I did." -Joseph when he does something stupid.

[taboo-delusion]

I was compelled to do this, so here we go.

How words are spelled VS. the only way I can pronounce them.

(And to remind y'all that just because you can't talk the words like everybody else, doesn't mean you're stupid or weak. I know you're trying your best and I'm proud of you.)

Academy- Acka-Demi.

Alex - AL-licks or Axe-licks.

Anesthesiologist - Anna-Sneezy-ologist.

Autism - Ahw-tiss-ma.

Awesome - Ahw-wuss-um.

Been - Bean.

Bought - Brought (I just get Brought and Bought mixed up.).

Bustling - Bust-ling.

Course - (Only sometimes) Coorse or Cworse.

Disastrous - I can actually pronounce this one, but ONLY when I say it with an Irish accent.

Foot - Foooooot.

Friend - It either comes out as Freened or Frind, but I can also pronounce it right with an Irish accent.

Horse - Over-pronouncing the H.

Irish - ONLY with an Irish accent.

Morning - Mourn-ning.

Mountainous - Mount-Tennis.

Mutual - Myoot-you-aL.

Penguin- Pingoo-in.

Quarter - Cuh-war-terr.

Question - Cwest-en or Cwest-shon.

School - Over-pronouncing the H.

Scout - Scott.

Serve - Swerve.

Several - Sev-er-aL.

Spaghetti - Bess-cetty or Sceb-Betty.

Stomach - Stum-ack or stum-iHck, Over-pronouncing the H.

These - Theez.

Thorough - ONLY with a British accent.

Used - UseT.

Violent - ONLY with an Irish accent.

Would - WoohLd, or WHood. Over-pronouncing the H eother way.

Write - My brain merges together White and Right, so I usually end up saying it as wait or Hwite. Over-pronouncing the H.

Yes - Yees or Yee.

Yet - Yeet.

Yikes - Yike.

[kalamitis]

Nothing will explain my sense of humor more than the 1986 Transformers movie

[dailydose101]

My foooooot hurts 😞💔

[gonzogilsposts]

"DONT THE RAPED .....AND...... TORTURE KNOW WHAT IT MEANS WHEN WE SAY..... BLAAAAACCCCCK, FUCKING BLAAAAACKK, GOOOOOOOOD DAMMMMM IT. WHEN ARE THEYYYYY GOOOING TO FLIP-FLOP MY FUUUUIUCKING FOOOOOOT UP THEIR ASSS EEEEEARS! GET IT! TOWELS IN HEADS, AND SAND, AND MUUUUUUUUUUSLIM, THE FUUUUUCKING STATE OF THE ART COMPUTER DOES NOT EVEN THINK AND IIIIIIIIT FUCKING GETS IT. THAT IS LIKE A.NUMBER OF FUCKING MORONS THAT JUSSSST DON'T FUCKING GET IT. WHY IS THAT CHAIR NOT MAKING ITS WAY DOWN AFTER HAVING MADE UP MY MIND IN FUCKING KICKING IT! . https://www.instagram.com/p/CR-AyZOFxWO/?utm_medium=tumblr

[blutrippe]

Iiiiii~ aaaaaam in paaaaaiiiin aaaaaand my foooooot is nuuuuumb aaaahaaaaaand my whole fucking leeeeeeheeeeeg is swoohooolleeeeen~

[wintermoth]

son of a

[capsicle]

Bought these today. They are now my new favorite lounge pants.