#MY AXOLOTL

[cadencewishes]

♥︎☽♡my axolotl ♥︎ Sprig (because of Sprig Plantar)

YouTube:

[themagicinmypen]

Peanut

Freckled skin, Sweet, softest, squirms, He is idle, he is still, Unless there are worms;

A perk of the nose, A scramble of feet, There they are, in the jar, The chomp, and you eat.

Sit in the jar And ask me for more, But you are so chonky; The legume I adore.

[angst-and-fajitas]

Im currently playing the new update and so today I was out exploring across the ocean, piling all my treasure into a chest boat, and while I was out on the water some stupid trident guy broke my boat and I swam away in a panic, only to realize that ALL MY STUFF IS IN MY BOAT..... BUT NOW I CAN'T FIND IT AND IT'S GONNA DESPAWN AARRRGGHHHHH

[urghost-andurboo]

wife told me the other day re: the ailments: "if we're pathologizing you, you're manic. if we're not, it's aquarius season"

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[ckret2]

[fluffysheeps]

Cherry blossom axolotl 🌸

[s0urs0rr0w]

This thang is great

[multidimensional-trashcan]

if anybody needs to hear it:

[Image ID: An image of a front facing pale axolotl in front of a dark backgroud. At the bottom of the image is a pink handwritten text readin 'You can do it'. /End ID]

[pokimoko]

Ace Week is upon us again, which means it's time for me to share some more silly little critters with you all! (If you like, you can also say hello to their friends from 2021, 2022 and 2023.) ✨Go and be as amazing as always, aces✨

[dammjamboy]

I LOVE AU'S!!! i might have gotten a little carried away though ;;;

alt versions under the cut! including a version with the translated ciphers ^^

[cloudysarts]

yeesh. touchy subject

hey have you guys noticed that in dreamscaperers, bill has to squint and get really close to the memory to be able to read the numbers. i have. heres a low-effort comic about that

(edit: theres more to this comic now! you can find follow-up doodles here and here!)

[metsaahenki]

i don’t care if in theraprism time is frozen or smth, i just want him to suffer. that time passes by unnoticed by bill, he still doesn't change, but everything in real time is moving, including mortals lives. bill will never see him again

edit:IT WAS 92 I KNOOOOW😭 i fucking killed the old man a year earlier

[dear-ao3]

anthony bridgerton

[urghost-andurboo]

nothing better than getting railed by ur wife

[trianglecats]

Based off that one meme