#MY AMBITIONS GONNA KICK MY ASS ON THIS SKETCH

[phellycheesesteak]

You cannot give me this much a banger idea and have it done in a reasonable time . Oh my god . /pos

[eddiestattoos]

Smallville chronicles part 62 (Chloe's chronicles pun very much intended. But no I've never seen them) warning, there's a lot going on. Fortune. You get me. Carry on

Oh boy its lionel

"Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated" LIONEL YOU LITERALLY DIED 3 YEARS AGO YOU WERE SHOVED OFF A ROOF YOU FOOL

"What. No hug for your long lost daddy" I'll give E2 Lionel one thing. He amuses

The way Chloe is just laying on top of, admiring Oliver as he sleeps. I used to not like her all that much (way back in like season 1 and 2) now I want what she's got

Did I really just say that? Oh boy I've officially lost it

Also love that they've set up their bed in the middle of watchtower

Wait so uh, watchtower was bought by Jimmy. Lol this isn't weird at all

I'm going to stop because you know. I'm insane

I could take quotes from this Chloe Ollie bed scene but I'd be quoting the entire damn thing so I'll just leave it

Go mama K!!

Mama K??

Martha really just ripped off her sling

Chloe considers Martha as her mom!!

Oliver's non green arrow undercover outfit

Lois trying to make sure her muffins get noticed

"Lois. Don't worry. I've been impressed with you for years"

"That is so low rent and so rebel"

"Well what father doesnt want to make his son happy" he says after Lex tells him killing him was the greatest moment of his life

Chloe's outfit 😂

"That explains the smell of old spice and young ambition"

"I just need you to hack into a couple national news websites" "how many?" "All of them"

"You're a convicted felon" oh but so are you Lionel

"Well snow dad's been a little frosty lately right? Maybe we should figure out a different way to get that genie back in the bottle"

Mama K defending her son!!

"How can you be so good Clark?"

The way Clark whipped Lionel across the ground after pulling him from the mansion

The Luthor mansion burning to the ground was not something I expected to see ever

Lois and Chloe taking their stand against the vra!!!

"You have no idea how much you mean to people Clark Kent" my heart!!

"I saw me, I mean Clark Kent, disguised with glasses and a bad haircut"

Mama bear Tess!

Ok well.... that's peachy

"Look Clark. I want to plan this wedding as much as I wanna jump off of a building"

"Please tell me you didn't hop across the pond for a gallon of milk" "what makes you think I'd be in England?" Clark you're standing on Big Ben

"That better be some damn good milk Smallville" "Smallville. I must be in trouble"

"I think Oliver Queen would be an absolute fool to let someone like you get away" there is not a single Chlollie scene I don't enjoy

"I feel like I can't believe you did this to my jacket" I mean yeah it's terrible but it's somehow better

"You are going global now, which is awesome quite frankly"

"Why don't I just save you the trouble and superspeed out all on my own, ok. Whoosh"

"A phone call from your wife, Mr Jones"

*trying to keep it together* "hello dear"

"It's an adrenaline thing. See I'm little bit bigger than you"

Ok that whole Clark's telescopic visions with his eyes changing. Why are we just getting this now?

"You know, when I said I wanted to spoon earlier, this isn't really what I had in mind"

"This is definitely the most romantic of my recent kidnappings"

"Yeah he's right, we should probably introduce ourselves" *takes them all out**Chloe knocks dude out with a book*

That kiss after they kicked ass

"The last thing we want is a billionaire superhero ex fugitive kicking down the door of a sex club"

My ninja baby Oliver

"Don't leave goldilocks out in the cold"

"Should we just serve up charcoal too"

"It's my power I can call it whatever I want"

"Now stay put" "like hell" come on Clark you should've known there was no chance Ollie would

"You just have to act like you're re miserable" "that shouldn't be a problem"

"When they see this adorable blond, and you are, on this adorable blond's arm" I love Ollie calling himself an adorable blond. I mean, he's not wrong

NO OLLIE NOOOOO why did he have to get tagged

Ok I've arrived at what I've heard is one of the best eps of the series so I'm excited. But still scared for Ollie

I nearly pissed myself when Clark woke up with a lemur on him

He has a ring on 😂😂 Chloe?? I'm crying laughing already

*throws chip bag in closet for lemur*

What is Chloe's dress?

"Yeah well my memory etch a sketch is blank too"

Chloe just goes in public in this weird ass wedding dress

"Are those Emil's pants?"

"Holy matrimony that's my signature"

Clark runs into the wall

😂😂😂😂😂

"Well Emil always was an overachiever"

Emil and Tess duet 😂😂

"I'm looking for the girl I came in here with last night. She probably insulted you more than once"

"Clarkie, there's only one person I know that can make an armored car go adios in seconds" drunk Tess 😂

Oliver and Lois are just casually on a rail bed

Ollie's face hugging Lo 😂😂

His face when he comes to is even better

"Morning. Sorry" I'm still crying

Oliver's giggle when he sees his outfit

I may not get through anymore eps tonight because I'm taking 20 minutes per scene here

"Clark you're beeping"

The truck is in the barn 😂😂😂

"I hate to break it to you but the last thing I want to go around with for the rest of my life is a lie propagated by my ex boyfriend" "oh"

"There's something stuck in my bra" "that's not my territory anymore"

"I can't believe in my first drunken night out I lose Lois, commit a felony, and I land my friend in jail. I'm so reckless"

Why is Chloe still in that dress?

"My lucky lemur"

Huge siren flashbacks with Lois and Ollie tied up

"One, two, shuffle"

"I didn't exactly bring my green arrow gear to the bachelor party"

"Lois? Oliver?" The dance scene 😂😂

The casino fight this is beautiful

"The only one getting luckier tonight is yours truly" *knocks him out* who needs green arrow when you have plain old Oliver Queen

I just noticed Ollie lost the bra

"Way to go all in gorgeous" "back at ya hot stuff" I love Chlollie

"I found it in a puddle of champagne in the limo"

THE VIDEO 😂😂😂😂 I'm not going to bother quoting the whole thing

"A monkey?!" Chlo it's a lemur

"I hope you weren't gonna run off without your husband"

Now I have to endure some Ollie free eps and that's sad but here goes

"Tess. You didn't have to come all the way out here. There's caffeine givers in metropolis"

"he's outside in the car"

They made a child with Lex AND Clark's dna? This can only go one way

"I'm saving him from an encore performance of daddy dearest"

"Your son is dead Lionel" have I ever mentioned I love Tess?

"Mutation's a bitch"

"Are you like my dad?" "I prefer brother"

"Are you trying to tell me that Conner is the genetic lovechild of Clark Kent and Lex Luthor?" I hate that I laughed at that sentence

"But how is Lex able to shake up a human krypto cocktail without you realizing it?"

"Hold on chicken little"

Lois is pretty. That is all

Clark just standing there in a burnt shirt

It's like Kara all over again

"I was just stopping by to see how things are going but it looks like I should've brought marshmallows"

Well oops the child found out

Just when I was starting to like this kid

Oh good lord the kid is on red k this'll be fun

"Believe me I'll trade a little motion sickness for a bullet in the bonnet any day"

Lol Connor ok. This kid just grabbed a jacket and a necklace for Lois for

*Lois tosses stolen necklace back to police* "sorry"

"You destroyed Lex with your secrets and lies" Bull. Shit.

That fur coat is a look Lo

"I'll speed you away to Paris"

"It may bring out his inner angst a little but it doesn't turn him into this"

Clark busting the ring

Damnit Lionel

How does everyone but Clark bust kryptonite with their heat vision

Ok I did not miss the classical music in every Lionel scene

"You'll always be a Luthor" oh but she won't

"I hope it's not too presumptuous but I figured you needed a last name"

"I'm sure that when we have kids of our own, you will be an amazing father" damn right he will

[thede-vil]

✏️ candice & hans

They meet when they’re pre-teens. Their families all ran in the same social circles, and their parents were friends who shmoozed at the country club together. Candice and Hans were always shoo’d off to go entertain themselves, and their initial friendship was born out of necessity rather than an actual desire to be friends. Candice gets bored easily, especially at those kinds of places, and she needed someone to keep her company and while she thought Hans was the most boring person she’d ever met he was the only person available. Plus he was a softie back then so it was easy to push him around. 

Thinks his various random skills like playing the oboe are weird as HELL, and kind of dorky. But if she ever needs an oboe player for some reason she’ll keep in mind that he used to be a try hard loser. 

Felt really really bad when his mom died. She and Hans hadn’t necessarily been all that close up until that point, but was at least aware that he really got along with his mom. She had her butler send flowers to his house, which is more effort than she gave for literally anything else. 

Hans showed up at Gaston’s tavern one day and Candice was honestly a little surprised. But it made sense why he’d want to drown his sorrows in alcohol, his mom did die and he was stuck with his fifty asshole brothers. She was pleasantly surprised that Hans seemed more angry than anything, and was grateful that she and Gaston didn’t really have to try to be supportive friends who offered sympathy solely because....how does one even do that yanno? She won’t ever tell Hans this but she’s proud of him for finally realizing that bending over backwards to please other people is stupid and a waste of time. He was always way too smart to be the weak people pleasing type, she’s always felt it was a shame he was so nice before. 

Doesn’t know where he’s gonna’ find a princess to marry/dupe into stealing their kingdom??? But she sure does support him like nobody else’s business. She doesn’t think there’s such thing as too much ambition and is kind of glad someone else has plans of world domination -- even if her world domination centers more around business than politics. 

Candice is hyper aware that Hans has only really been in her life for the past few years but he’s honestly one of her best friends and they blend so well together she can’t believe they hadn’t been best friends for longer. Not to be sentimental but she thinks he’s a phenomenal fit for her and Gaston’s little narcissist club. Her only regret is that he wasn’t a dickhead sooner because she knows they could have had some fun messing with people in high school and college. 

Hans gets a lot of random 2 AM calls when the insomnia is kicking her ass. She just needs someone to talk to her about something, anything, since she can’t sleep. It’s nice that he’s almost always there when she needs him to be. 

During a really bad episode she spent three grand on pottery equipment at like three in the morning. She can’t ever explain those impulse purchases to him, but he did have to listen to her go on about how she has so much energy and creativity and she’s a fucking goddess on these days man. She can do anything. She’ll conquer it all, nothing can stop her.  She makes him promise to teach her how to make bowls or whatever the fuck it is he does. When all the stuff got delivered next day she was still feeling strangely high on life and ready to go. They made one flower pot together and she kept at it for maybe two more days. She later asked Hans if he wanted all her pottery crap because she suddenly had no interest in it anymore. 

Draws a lot of pictures of him. Clearly she’s an artist, she works in fashion, so drawing is a skill of hers that many people know about. What people don’t know is she’s got a closet full of sketch pads filled to the brim with all sorts of doodles and drawings, some are pretty grotesque and border on horror comic strip images. But others are full fledged portraits of her friends or places and things she finds particularly beautiful. She draws Hans a lot because she thinks he’s beautiful, and he’s egotistical enough to not be bothered by it. 

One Christmas she paints him a huge portrait of him and gets it framed so he can have a dramatic ass portrait hanging in his home like the king he is. 

Takes him shopping with her often because sometimes she wants the company, but it’s also nice to have more friends who are as well dressed as she is. 

There are only two people on this planet she is extremely comfortable with; Gaston is obviously the first one and Hans is the second. Has no problem with walking around him either completely nude or in her under wear, often sits on his lap and he’s one of the only people allowed to touch her ever. Don’t ask her when he got to be so special and privileged but he is. 

Took Hans and Gaston to fashion week with her and they had all ball. She’s always wanted to go, for obvious reasons, but Corona had that stupid no outsiders rule so she couldn’t ever come back if she left. But the first year that ban was lifted and she got invited, she wasted no time in booking them flights. It was very special to her that she got to share a business and a personal first with her two favorite people. 

Always one of the first to hear about good news, and it’s not in a gloating way as it is with a lot of people, it’s a genuine kind of excited “i wanna share this moment with you” way. 

He’s often her plus one to events because there aren’t many other people she likes spending her time with. Plus they photograph very well together.

She’ll get him to flip out on someone one of these days. She knows she’s got it in him, and she’s just patiently waiting to push the right buttons at the right time. 

Thinks Hans Isles is a dumb name and when they get platonically married for wealth sharing purposes she’s not taking his name. Hyper aware that they’re probably both not seriously going to marry each other in the future, because maybe Hans will fall in love and be happy or whatever. But she often jokes that their back up ‘you can be my trophy husband if nation ruling doesn’t work’ plan is going to come with a stipulation that she is not under any circumstances taking his name.