#MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

[bloodforvampanon]

>A bat flies in front of you, turning into a vampire mid-fall. He lands on his feet carefully, about to grab Bob's collar before-

Oh

...Are... you okay...

yeaj. why’d you. bite me

Dunno... Ever since I became a guardian angel, I've realized how hungry I get after using my scythe or changing color or healing someone... And... For some reason, regular food just didn't help my eternal hunger. So I tried a diff approach... It defently... Helped...... A...lot..

*Bob is staring at Mage's arm hungrily, he starts drooling too...*

[nostalgia-tblr]

changed my wee tumblr userpic now none of you know who i am any more mwahahahahahaaaaaa

[randomthefox]

FOUR GATLING GUNS!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

MORE DAKKA!

Holy SHIT these guns are broken

[knifenymph]

the serotonin i receive when my friends say i make them smile........... unbelievable

[milkyplier]

“Marin.” Warriors says, and Legend’s jaw snaps shut. His whole body stiffens, something flickers in his eyes—good natured annoyance turns to fear, ever so briefly, before he relaxes again. He’s deadly calm now, attention completely on Warriors. He doesn’t say anything, so Warriors keeps going.

“I met a girl during the war. Her name was Marin. She had red hair and a blue and purple dress and she could sing like no one else. When we met, and I told her my name, she smiled and said that she knew a Link, once. That was you, wasn’t it?”

Legend nods tersely. Warriors hesitates. Again, words evade him. Legend doesn’t care.

“That’s not everything.” His voice is almost monotone. “Tell me.”

Warriors opens his mouth. No words come out.

“Captain.” It’s harsh this time, almost anxious. “Say it.”

“…She’s gone.”

I was up until 4:30am for you

Plink???

Why???

[monstermonii]

I HAVE AN ENTIRE LITRE OF ICED COFFEE I GOT FOR FREE!!!!

AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME FROM DRINKING IT ALL AT ONCE!!!!!!!!

[hutaoscoffinn]

HES MINE MOTHER FUCKER MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

I HAVE THE SCARACOOCHIE

[itscubetime]

I have decided to headcanon Dustin as asexual and none of you can change my mind MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

[cruisercrusher]

I'm rereading your fic (again) and I got to the Ikea chapter and the bit where Rex is like "where would they be without me? Probably in jail." And I have no clue if it was intentional or anything but either way I need to take a moment to scream into a pillow because of that + recent chapter

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT WAS INTENTIONAL!!!!!! EVERYTHING WAS INTENTIONAL!!! IVE HAD THIS ALL PLANNED FROM THE VERY BEGINNING!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

[bel-archive]

Gerascophobia: Our muses meet each other forty years from now. For Mar? Mwahahahahahaaaaaa

[[Phobia Drabbles]]

     Old age was something that had eluded being a conscious thought in the blood elf’s mind for quite some time now. He had not seen an elder in Silvermoon since his adolescent years. Most had died during the Scourge invasion, he could only assume they were too old to fight back or flee fast enough. The lucky few succumbed to the worst of their withdrawals.     Still, he was at least somewhat aware that the life spans of the many races of Azeroth were greatly and wildly variable - the blood elves being lucky enough to land on the more long-lived side of the spectrum.     It was a foreign, almost jarring sight now to see the tolls of old age befall the more fleeting races.

     He had barely reached the peak of his adulthood, just a decade shy of middle aged perhaps. He had not changed much save for darker rings under his eyes and paler skin. Even after so long, it didn’t seem like the warlock was opting to eat much and his hair now rested upon his back in a loose braid, ending about halfway.     The half-orc, on the other hand. By the Light had she changed since he last remembered. Had he seen it coming? Seen the progressive, slow creep of age? It escaped him. Still, he felt…displaced. As though he were the anomaly in the stream of time, watching the world outpace him as he stood solitary and still.

     “You’ve aged some,” Was all that he could muster while still keeping a weary smile on his face. It seemed a tired shadow of the cocky smirk he usually still carried but he knew it likely wouldn’t matter much to Mar anyway.     “Indulge me. Let me keep you company a short while.”     While he still could.

[jamesduckshoe]

Mwahahahahahaaaaaa

[dawnofthesun]

Mwahahahaha

It’s currently 3:09 in the morning. I should have gone to sleep 4 hours ago, yet here I am! I just wrote a really kick-butt part of my story where one of my main characters decapitates someone!!! I’ve been planning this scene for months and I finally got around to writing it! I can feel the adrenaline coursing through my veins! It’s actually somewhat well-written!!! I feel so evil and edgy!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!

[findingfaceseverywhere-blog]

Mwahahahahahaaaaaa #worlddomination #applewatch (at New York, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoyuD-yFw10/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=4nrefkd3s28n

[goddamnitwilliam]

I have discovered that once you stay up past ten you become really soulful and talk about humanities insanity in an essay.

[jamesduckshoe]

Mwahahahahahaaaaaa

What did one ocean say to the other ocean

Nothing, they just waved

[swan2swan]

ALSO, when Korra is over, Owl will no longer have any excuses not to watch RWBY!