#MOST OF THE TIMES

[mossycobblestonewrites]

DC X DP PROMPT #22

I've seen Everlasting Trio with Sam and Tucker being villains and Danny being a house husband, and I love it dearly, but what if it was flipped?

Danny isn't necessarily evil... He's nothing like how Dan operates, but he's still no where firmly on the 'good' spectrum. His lovely spouces on the other hand, had landed themselves onto the roster of the Justice League - and listen, Danny is very proud of them! Sam and Tucker worked very hard to get where they are, using their positions for immeasurable good. But, Danny is a bit over the whole hero thing. He would never stop his beloveds, but he's not going to make it easy on them.

Since Sam and Tucker had joined the JL, he's been biding his time. He didn't go into hiding, but he's been more subdued. They know what's up, they always know what's up. But Danny wants to have a good anniversary! And what could be a better anniversary than kidnapping your loved ones from work while their coworkers fight tooth and nail to retrieve them?

Maybe he's been listening to Jordan to much.. Danny won't complain! It sounds super romantic! So off he goes, with his brother and mirror sister, off to cause some minor mayhem.

[corkinavoid]

Dragons have hoards of treasures they collect and protect.

Dragons are also big and scary and looming.

Dragons rarely speak, instead they grumble and roar.

I present you a hot take, Batman is a dragon and his kids are his hoard.

[mellowwillowy]

Im srsly obsessed with yulian and the four kids lmaoo💀💀 imagine reader just spends more time n pays attention to the kids more and rarely to yulian cuz im scared what he'll act😭

People are all "aww. we are scared." until I hit and run you guys with all the fact that he holds no regard for children at all, just as bad as those neglectful parent figures. The sweetest I can offer right now is emotional negligence, anything past that... I might be in trouble (sweats).

Man regrets his choice and incapability of denying spouse's wish and can do nothing but wait for these brats to walk out of this house, maybe he should send them to a private school for their study.

[nouearth]

life of a writer blog on tumblr:

accounts, who don't even follow you, rushing you to hurry up with their requests through tumblr messages. they've never went through your rules and guidelines, so they send their request through there!

what makes me annoyed is when these users pretty much detail their request from scene to scene, word to word. at this point, why not write it yourself? i kid you not, i've gotten multiple 400-500 word requests, and they would later demand me to make it "extra detailed, extra long, extra smutty, etc."

this began at the start of my account, so i was pretty excited to take on any requests, but the blog grew pretty quick, and my inbox already had 20+ requests, lol. they'd leave me on read after asking them questions, and would only check up on their requests after a few months. and still, they haven't followed me, or have shown any support for my works. it's a petty problem, sure, but 🤷 i'm not going out my way to be writing a 10k fic per request if you haven't shown me any love!

y'all, i do this for free. i do this as a hobby. this is supposed to be fun, and i get a lot of asks as well (99% i just delete them because why should i give them the spotlight) to hurry up with requests. i have a life. i just graduated. i should be focusing paying my student loans. i should be focusing on family and friends. i'm not writing 24/7.

i have so many responsibilities in my life that i prioritize over writing for a few hundred likes on tumblr. it's becoming more scarce to have users leave feedback on stories on here. i don't even know if the anons i've written a fic for even read them because they rarely leave any messages that they did (to those that did, you know who you are, ily).

it's draining most of the times. the community on here feels so small, yet so distant at the same time.

[blitzbuckz]

【 𝐿𝐼𝐿' 𝒮𝒯𝒜𝑅 𝒫𝒪𝒩𝒴 】💖リトルスターポニー

@heartsintertvvined

[helifreds]

Now, since I've drawed Face it didn't seem right to leave Murdock out, so here he is!

It taked me a little longer to draw him cause the further I went, the more details I noticed... Dwight's features are incredibly defined... I think I never fully appreciated this thing till this drawing

Hope you'll like it!!

💙💙

[fancyemmabovary]

[hnk-art]

I had monthes that are plentier than others, and most of things outside of drawing for other people and personal drawings are doodles. Anyway, I'm trusting the datas of the computer to tell me when I last saved things for the dates. I also have actual finished drawings I can't put yet here, for they are gifts waiting for the end of events to be shown :')

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[allo-frouto]

Hmm what would feel better, eating you out between your legs or facesitting?

I want him to kneel.

[aleniksimmer]

I refused a job for a year because after the interview it looked too demanding for the pay and the paper they wanted you to sign looked a bit sketchy..was hoping for another job I really liked for six months but they refused after the interview. I am not okay.

[suntimeswolliw]

Thank you

have some pictures of my dogs

[miggylol]

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

[yourmajestybee]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO LOOK AT HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON UNTRAINABLE THE STAGE PLAY RN

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.