#MODS! BAN THIS GUY /SILLY

[gremlingottoosilly]

Camgirl!Reader X Loser!Konig

This is safe, you think. Getting some losers to jerk off to your body, knowing they would have nothing to find you. Filming from a specifically made background with some dumb anime figures and your pretty pink ring light, never getting any information that people might use to get to you. For fucks sake, you even faked an accent so no one could know where are you from. You're banning any subscriber from an area too close to you - most Europeans are not getting you a lot of money anyway, so as soon as you see an Austrian IP address, you're getting your mods to ban them. Until this one. You stare at the donation in awe. You were popular - but not popular enough to have donation over 1000 Euros for something as silly as calling a name in the video. You were popular, but you were also paranoid and it held your back from growing your account. No video chats before you could gather enough for non-disclosed apartment in a protected area, no face pics until you got enough money to move immediately if something would go wrong. The guy is weird, obviously. He is always so eager to send you money, he already bought all of your photo and video sets, asking for new ones almost every day - and you know rich people, you know people who are saving their last cents to get to their favorite camgirl...and Konig didn't seem like neither. Always having such weird requests too - like you speaking in German and praising him like he is a king from some medieval fantasy. Or talking to him like you're a mean girl from some cheap high school movie, always belittling him. Then apologising with tears, playing into some perverted revenge fantasy. Tying yourself up so he can pretend that he did it, that he could do whatever he wants with you now. Sometimes he wants you to call him daddy or sir - and sometimes he asks you for pictures in that heavy military vest he bought from your Amazon wishlist after you expressed the desire to play into army chick glam. They guys is weird, the guy is obsessed, he will pay for you to insert largest dildo into your soaked pussy and spread ass, and then he would still say that his cock is bigger. Would make you a freaking size queen with the size of the stuff he sends - making you whine and cry for real as you struggle to acomodate, asking your daddy, your commander for help. Begging for him to come - always just a play pretend until someday, he finally showed up on your doorstep. Always a play pretend so he could send you more money, until you suddenly woke up in a dimly lit basement. Maybe you should have banned him a long time ago.

[starrygazers]

in my streamer era?!

aka: modern au streamer characters and their life with you.

˖ ࣪⭑ ⸱ felt like writing smth more lighthearted (once again procrastinating on my homework)

˖ ࣪⭑ ⸱ tags : modern au, fluff, crack

˖ ࣪⭑ ⸱ featuring : Mydei, Phainon

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Phainon ➤ vlogs, irl streams

Phainon loves traveling and talking to people, which makes him the perfect irl streamer. he has a large following due to the fact that he's so polite and friendly to everyone, but somehow his streams always go wrong in the funniest, murphy's-law-esque way

he's streaming in a restaurant and reviewing the food and the next moment a waiter trips and spills a water jug right to his camera and lowers the video quality for the rest of the stream

or he'd be doing a grocery run and the things that he wants are all gone, and he has to ride the bus to the grocery store that's further away, and the bus would blow a tire in the middle of the highway so now he's hungry and stranded with no groceries

these somewhat harmless, silly and unexpected situation keeps his viewers entertained, and the fact that he's always so optimistic about it has viewers donating to his streams to cheer him up whenever something goes wrong

his mods are so protective of him that if anyone starts trolling they'd be banned in an instant

when he first met you, it was by chance, and you don't recognize him (he's a niche even on streaming sites; his fans gatekeep him because they don't want people trolling this nice boy)

he falls in love with you immediately, and it's so obvious by the way he talks about you on stream.

"chat, there's this person," he lays the camera down on the counter and starts unloading his groceries. "and they're so... like... I don't know how to say it. they're so pretty, but also so scary to talk to, but it's not because they're mean or anything, I think it's a me problem. do you guys ever feel like that about someone?"

of course, his chat teases him relentlessly about his newfound crush

once he finally has the guts to ask you out (someone sent him a super donation telling him to, and he feels bad not doing it), you say yes, and he's over the moon.

he introduces you to his chat, and even though you're a bit confused and new to all of this, your personality balances out with Phainon's so well that his community can't help but love you

he doesn't film all your dates; in fact, he rarely ever does. whenever you're on stream, it's because you're both spending time chilling or cooking or doing grocery runs together. he likes to keep a small portion of his life private, and he doesn't want you to feel like you're a tool for his moneymaking scheme.

overall, he's such a nice understanding boyfriend, and if having a camera around you is too much then he'll respect your space and schedule his streams around days that he'll spend alone so he can have you all to himself without any distractions.

Mydei ➤ fighting games, tourneys

you can't convince me this man isn't some sort of fighting game god, particularly tekken, mortal kombat, smash, or something in the likes

he'll spend hours just 1v1-ing randoms on the internet, and he's got his friend code public for anyone who wants to try to challenge him.

this obviously brings a lot of traction because there are a lot of tryhards who want to test if Mydei's the real deal (he is, and he does so while talking shit and not breaking a sweat)

fans enjoy his straightforward, no-bullshit commentary (roasts) while he destroys players with a straight face. it's almost comedic how such a stoic man could have such a petty personality, and chat always teases him for it, but he could not care less (whatever brings in the bag)

"Get out of here if you can't even jablock, man. All that big talk for you to not even take a stock from me is just embarrassing," he spits out. "You're so mean, he's trying his best, yeah, sure, chat. He should try his best recovering from the sauce I'm about to do to him."

he'll sometimes do irl streams when he's in tournaments. he'll do a hotel tour (begrudgingly, because he keeps getting donations forcing him to do it)

he's by no means funny because he tries to be. people just find his mean commentary and resting bitch face amusing, and he's also good looking, so he has a lot of fangirls

he's been in a relationship with you since before he started streaming. matter of fact, you were the one who suggested streaming (because if he's going to spend that many hours on something might as well try to make money from it)

you often walk in on him while he's in his man cave, and you'll stay a bit to chat with him or interact with the chat

if his fangirls are mean to you, they get banned immediately ("MODS!!!! GET THEM THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!")

he's very proud to call himself your boyfriend. Whenever someone tries to flirt with you in chat, he'll have a quip comeback of some sort about how they can try but you're in a very healthy, very secure relationship

he is unfortunately the type of streamer to have lots of tiktok edits to chase atlantic songs (iykyk)

but he'll only repost his fan edits shipping him and you <3

definitely the type of guy to wear an ugly "I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND" t-shirt out in public, he's just a nerd like that.

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[tatteredtoby]

Okay, first actual writing for somebody on this blog! (Had this idea from basically Aliamors entire page)

Case is asked on stream at one point, “Case you should play Genshin Impact”

He slams his palms on the desk and clasps them together, sighing heavily. “Chat. I will NEVER play Genshin impact.” And doesn’t elaborate the rest of the stream.

Later in you and hims relationship, you start streaming Genshin Impact in these extremely high quality cosplays you made yourself, your set up basically right next to his. You RAGE at one of the elemental cube boss’, yelling, “OH COME ON!!!! YOURE A CUBE!!!!! DISSIPATE ALREADY!!!”

He snickers, turning to his chat.

“See Chat, this is why I don’t play Genshin Impact.” He glances over at you, who was staring at him dead in the eye with a “are you serious right now?” Look on your face. “Chat, doesn’t he respond the same way I do to this as to Fall Guys?” You remark, leaning towards your mic, making direct eye contact with Case.

His chat is CACKLING, so is yours.

“AY WHATCHU MEAN BY THAT?!” He yells, spinning his chair to face you.

“You know exactly what I mean by that.” You joke back, looking at your nails in a sassy manner.

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• I have a feeling he’d like, hang over your chair/lean on it, trying to tell you how to play the game that you’ve been playing for years, and he hasn’t played the game ever.

•He’d totally see something at like a store or something that wasn’t Genshin and go “Is this one of your genshin impacts?” along with a picture of a Hatsune Miku figurine or shirt. (He knows about every character and what it looks like because of you, he just likes to see the messages being like “NOO!!!! THATS HATSUNE MIKU!!!”)

•he totally has videos of genshin impact on his fyp and likes to inch over and show them to you, and he often asks what’s happening in the clip, and you excitedly tell him.

•literally the entire game is spoiled for him. Not like he plans to play it, but he loves listening to you yap about your favorite game.

•actually bans anyone who comments on how your cosplay looks in a sexual way. Doesn’t get a mod to do it, he finds the dude himself and BANS him.

•has to be extra careful near your setup, because if he like does his hand slam thing too hard one of your figures falls and you stare at him like “:c”

•You usually are closer to Kitty, so you and him have clips together of both of you saying “KITTYUH!!!!!” When she walks into the room.

•Off topic from this direct prompt but you force him to watch My Little Pony, but it’s not really forcing, he’s happy to watch it with you.

•He can hear the game through your headphones and a lot of the time, whips around because he heard the Lumine/Aether stretch audio, or a Venti Voiceline, or a Kaeya one.

•“HOW IS TWITCH ALLOWING THIS?!!??!?”

• “chat. Say another word about the cosplay, and I will end stream.”

Literally two seconds later.

“Alright. That’s the end of the stream. See you tomorrow.”

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CaseOh silly, I love this guy!! I’m getting back into writing, so this might not be the best :)! Have a nice day or night!

[antimony-medusa]

One of the things that I think sometimes gets lost when we talk about what's appropriate in fandom spaces is the notion that things can be appropriate in one space, but not for another. And that doesn't mean that the thing that's inappropriate in that setting is wrong, it just means that it's rude in that space. I think people want a single set of rules that's appropriate everywhere, but the thing is, you have to be able to assess the situation, and adjust your behaviour accordingly.

So an example. I have a fairly popular text post that was me asking about c!phil and religion in all innocence, and someone said "the only thing I have to say about c!phil is that he worships on his knees, thank you and goodnight". And I reblogged it like "I can't believe I forgot about how this fandom does phil analysis", cause it was at the height of the dilfza memes.

Anyways that's obviously a phil-is-happily-married/oral sex joke, in an oblique innuendo way, and on this site, where Phil is not here, and his friends are not here, with it being clear I was talking about the block man character, and we make jokes about sex and profanity (a very popular url scheme for a long time was "[name]shugecock" (or smalldick, depending on the joke)— that's a fine joke to make. I'm an adult, I can make sex jokes about fictional characters on the sex joke fictional character social media site.

If I was to make that joke in Philza's twitch chat, a) in his face, b) with his wife modding, c) in an enviroment where people aren't prepped for sex jokes, d) with it being not clear if I was talking about the cubito or about the real guy, that would be wildly inappopriate. I would be banned in every chat Philza mods in and I would deserve it.

That doesn't mean that it's inappropriate to make the joke in the first place though, just because I wouldn't do it at a Phil meet and greet. It means you gotta learn to read the room. (And like, sometimes it's hard to learn to read the room, but you can do it by pure brute-force memorization. I did.)

This is the same theory that underlies the fact that you can call your friends a bitch in a friendly way, because you are friends and you know each other's boundaries, but if you call your boss a bitch, you will be fired. There are rules about workplace appropriateness, and there are rules about what's appropriate in front of kids (I teach teens, I do not swear in front of them, I swear a LOT in front of my roommate), and there are rules about what's appropriate in different fandom spaces. Participating in an exchange about pregnancy and babies with your favourite blorbo of the moment? Great. Showing the actor gift art you got of him pregnant? No. Bad. Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars.

The thing that concerns me is that I think there are slight signs that as we get more comfortable with sexy jokes and offcolour remarks as a MCYT fandom (QSMP is the big banner example but it happens with other smps), we're taking what's appropriate in one space (tumblr, home of the brain worms, where I have seen the blog "philzaswetpussy" on my dash), and we're bringing it into places that it's not appropriate (sure, slimeariana is clearly canon, but maybe don't put the actual dicks-out fan art in the art tag on twitter that slime checks). Cause we can obviously tell that the rules twitter is going with are silly for here, so it's full speed ahead for roier/spreen etc, but the trick here is that it's full speed ahead HERE, or in fandom servers, and not necessarily in the streamer's faces.

We have a bunch of situations where creators have said that it's not their place to weigh in on shipping or nsfw etc, and people have taken that as a go ahead and that's fine, but thats still something where I'd like, caution people that just because they said "not gonna look at it not my deal", that doesn't mean that like, you should make it difficult for them to avoid looking at it. Talking about scitties is an honourable tradition, but telling scar that he makes you question your sexuality in his TTS— I made a horrified noise in real life and the cats came to look at me.

And I'm talking about the shipping, but this is also a thing with like— sometimes I see a streamer and I go "my friend you just vividly described neurodivergent symptoms" but it is ABSOLUTELY not my place to say that in their chat. It might not even be appropriate to make comments about it on my blog, with the amount of followers I have. I have to keep the "streamer just described the ADHD experience again :pensive:" comments for the group chat. And we all nod and go "yeah sounds like streamer", and we do not put it in his face, cause that's inappropriate.

We get to have fun with the fictional characters, including off-colour fun, but we still have to remember that there are real people who don't know us who are steering those fictional characters around, and it can be profoundly weird to see some of the (stuff that is appropriate in fandom spaces!) just up in your face in the regular fan art tag.

Just think about the space you're in, and who you're in front of, and if a CC notice is actually likely, and if a CC notice would be Very Bad actually with what you're doing, and keep the "world's sluttiest absent father" bracket (with associated slutty fan art) for here, not with the streamer tagged on twitter.

[bluedogxl]

holy fucking shit i just got done with doctor4t’s latest content smp video. now i thought i’d never get invested enough in any sort of minecraft smp to feel the need to post about it but my god. i get it. i sat down to a 3-and-a-half hour minecraft smp slash modmaking video and it handed me my ass and a box of tissues.

(uhh. spoilers under the cut. also a lot of rambling i just have a lot to say about silly block game guy #8247247)

r4t usually being casual and jokey about the lore and story of the server is kind of what made him fun to watch, to me? like it’s obvious he cares about it, but he’s just detached enough to make him, well… approachable? i guess, as a casual viewer. a good on-ramp. i mean, his grudge with arathain (the thing tying him to basically everything in the story) started over netherite spawn rates of all things. it never felt too dense. and it’s fun to see him scheme over his revenge plots and code mods to facilitate them, but it was obvious it was all a game to him. he has fun with the lore (see the anchorblade video) but it feels like an excuse to make cool mods and play some good minecraft.

at the end of this one? holy fucking shit. i was actually about to start crying in empathy.

r4t lost basically his best friend. she sacrificed her life to save his, the same way he sold his soul to save her, and she’s gone. her anchorblade, too, easily the most significant symbol of their friendship and the tool that she used to save him, was taken or erased by a glitch or something, and the whole time he’s processing it and snapping at arathain (who’s here again? somehow?) and dragging her skull back to the cabin and building her grave and mourning her, he just… felt like he stopped doing a bit and became fully immersed in his world. the way he says how he didn’t really take the other deaths seriously, and then calls himself a monster? killed me. pronounced me goddamn stone dead. this man has acting chops. this man, for a whole like ten minutes, truly had me mourning someone who was banned from a minecraft server like she was actually six feet in the ground.

and just. the way it’s put together. so beautiful. the man’s a master of editing. i kept noticing throughout the whole thing that the portal transitions were getting so smooth. and i mean, it’s nothing super flashy or anything. it’s just… good, and solid.

to be honest, i think the video’s length helped sell it all for me. time and time again, dramatic turn after dramatic turn, we see these low points, and yeah they suck, but then you check the bar and there’s still like an hour left and you go ‘aw man i wonder how they’re gonna get out of this one!’ and then you get to lux dying, and you see r4t build her grave and bawl his eyes out and you check the bar and there’s minutes. this is the end of the book. this is the note we’re leaving off on. like, there’s still more to do. blake’s out there still, arathain’s back(?), asai is apparently in on this (i just remembered r4t offhandedly mentioning asai being on with winsweep what the fuuuuckkkkk), and so on and so forth. but that’s for next time. today’s chapter is over. get out of the theater. for some reason that just made it all hit harder.

god at the end of the day i just love this insane goddamn soap opera of a minecraft server. how did this happen to me i just wanted to see funny maid rat guy make silly mods to blow up his friends

[callistosposts]

Its so annoying how the solarballs team is very against people shipping planets in the discord server when they themselves do it to. like is any other ship that disgusting you immediately send a mod to tell off the person who’s just having fun headcanons of a planets romantic interest? i may sound silly but its just so hypocritical of them to do so

ehhh i left the discord server a long time ago due to the amount of insane mod behavior

they accused me of being "angry" when all i did was try to discuss simple things with them 👎

a server thats based around a show should be all encompassing of said shows fandom and content (besides weird content and explicit content ofc) , so not only is it pretty stupid they dont allow shipping content , one of the main things in their fandom, but its stupid they dont even allow fanart or discussion of earth alone moments - things that are CANON in the show

from what I've heard, Alvaro himself, yk the guy who actually created it, actually has no problem with either of these things and its just the weird mods enforcing these things so hard 💀 apparently alvaro also likes marth (mars x earth) so it's silly to just ban shipping from the server

[chaos-chloe]

Drunk ban appeals?

Summary: drunk ban appeals, what more can I say

Tw: Established relationship, cursing, alcohol, lmk if missed anything

“ALRIGHT CHAT, we are doing “drunk” ban appeal today!” Pezzy introduced “Imma sip on this thing, and when it gets racist or-uh there’s any bigotry or like anything that’s like messed up. Like stuff like that; I'll take a shot of this.” Pezzy informed chat

“We do have 55 ban appeals, we do have a lot of them.” He moaned out, “We are going to start at the oldest one because these people have been waiting forever.”

“OOoh a snitch, yeah no deny, bye bitch.” Pezzy said starting with a loser chat.

“OP-ew, why would you make that joke? Was he referencing something? I feel like this person would have told us what he was referencing?” “Yeah no, bye.” Pezzy denied 

“OOO guys we have a __ ban. No, why was this person banned?” Pezzy asked looking deeper into the situation 

“Uh, __ are you here in chat? Or are you home?” Pezzy asked while his eyes shuffled through chat.

Mod2: Mod comment?

Mod1:OO this guy, was weird in Droids

userhub-2:Pezzy look at older messages from him! Wth

Mod3: Oo YEAH, old messages weirdage

__users: YEAH NO KEEP HIM BANNED PLS

“Babe there you are, yeah no keep him ban-” “Check mod comment, okay.” Pezzy started reading older messenger

“EW WHY ARE SAYING THAT TO __! YEAH BYE NOOPE!” Pezzy denied

“Wait, that's a shot. Ugh okay” Pezzy poured and took the shot like a champion. 

“Thanks babe, by the way you didn't answer me, are you home?’ Pezzy repeated

__users: almost, grabbing a slushie and some more alcohol for ya why?

“Chat, stop chatting for a second. I'm trying to read- almost- oo thanks to whoever pinned it.” Pezzy expressed his appreciation .

“Wanna join me when you get home?” Pezzy asked “Girl why is it taking forever for you to respond?”

__users: Uhh yeah, sorry had to think if i worked tomorrow morning 

__users:BOY i had to check my schedule also i was paying for our shit!

mod5:Tell em

userchat:Ooo pezzy gonna be in trob

“Chat behaves, I'm joking around with her; she knows this.” Pezzy scolded 

“Now, Moving onto the next stupid person.”

When you arrive, the atmosphere is chaotic and hilarious. Pezzy is in front of a computer with a shot glass in one hand and a bottle of soju in the other, trying to pour another shot because of a ban appeal being racist. “You should see these __! Half of these chatters are begging to be unbanned for the most stupid reasons!”

You lean over the keyboard, trying to focus on the screen, but Pezzy’s giggles are contagious. “Look at this one! ‘I was just testing my spam skills for fun!’ Who even says that?” 

You both dissolve into laughter, occasionally spilling a drink as you read through the increasingly absurd excuses. “Oh, this one’s even better,” you say, barely able to control your giggles. “‘I didn’t mean to spam; I thought it was a secret squad ritual!’” 

As the night goes on, the two of you descend deeper into silliness, sharing stories of all the ridiculous bans you’ve handed out. You start creating outrageous appeals for jokes, filling the screen with wild tirades about cat photos and conspiracy theories. “To unban me is to embrace the feline overlords!” Pezzy declares dramatically.

“Mew-sic to my ears,” you chime in, and the two of you erupt in a fit of laughter again. 

Time slips away as the ban appeals become an excuse for a ridiculous comedy show. You can hardly remember who you banned, and the lines between valid appeals and imaginative tales blur delightfully. 

By the time you look at the clock, its way past midnight, and you both realize you’ve completely failed at the task. But neither of you cares; the joy of laughing together over silly nonsense is far more rewarding than any ban appeal process.

[dyedys]

disco elysium au? why not

i did make custom skills for this based on chat. see a few of them below if you are interested + some descriptions of them (BIG YAP SESH, YOU ARE WARNED)

here are 6 skills in total, 5 of them based on chat (orange is dug dug brain)

I'll list them left to right with a short explanation as to what they do (this might also be totally confusing to someone who hasn't played disco elysium, so im sorry.):

Entertainment: Basically doug's streamer persona, who's willing to follow the bit and crack jokes, closest comparsion to og skill.. maybe inland empire, with composure? im not sure

Control: based on twitch chat mods. as a skill tends to be more reasonable and calm but ready to spring in to get a situation under wraps. closest og skill: authority/volition maybe

Silence: based on muted/banned twitch chatters. as a skill tends to have more unhinged messages/contributions, but also more mellow ones. This is due to doug constantly banning chatters in his egocentric ways, resulting in the wild mix. I imagen if this skill is fairly low leveled, you'll only get "..." from it in conversations. (The more leveled the more understandable it is...) Most closest og skill gotta be half light.

The other last three skills are more unique to the others. Zirkus der Arschlöcher is a combined skill, that'd only appear if you'd completed a certain thought about merging Audacity and Zeal, aka A crew + Z crew. Audacity acts like A crew and Zeal acts like Z crew. ZdA acts like chat as a whole. If the two skills aren't united, Audacity and Zeal *will* constantly bicker inside doug's head and make him go pseudo-insane, if he wasnt already.

And some short world building: Parkzer's a private investigator and Doug is the failed wannabe comedian friend, who decided to come and help his friend out at a tough case or something of that sort. I decided to not make them part of the RCM, because then Parkzer would actually be a cop, so it wouldn't be funny to call him a cop.

oh yeah pointcrow is the dead guy

I might make more, might not. I'd love ideas and feedback though! Thanks for reading my silly thoughts. heart heart.

[phightingheadcanons]

Inspired by that one anon's(who I forgor the tag of sozzy) little game where i give you headcanons and the mods assign them to phighting characters. Tell me if I'm flooding the ask box

- Ate 15 handfuls of dry pasta in under an hour, did not regret, does it on the daily

- likes to eat wet bread

- throws rocks at homeless people

- banned from at least 1 cafe outside lounge for trying to kickflip one of these umbrellas on wheels

- has random lore they drop in random situations

- would swear at people in russian and/or german and/or latin. Loudly

- got lost in an ikea and survived for a month by stealing from the food court

- would sleep in an amalgamation of pillows instead of a bed

- goof and silly around in gmod

-Star wars anon, apolocheese once again for frequent asks. *Throws grilled cheese at mods and runs away into the sunset*

okk i looked it up n the original anon didn't include an anon tag dw abt it lol

ANYWAYS playing the game :)

i think first 2 would be shuriken. when he's not being serious he'll just eat whatever. as an add-on whatever food sling doesn't sell at the cafe for the day he'll just eat most of it lol

pwnatious and/or subspace. rich pricks (lovingly)

skateboard lol. or perhaps coil too if he learned how to skateboard or rollerblade or something on wheels.

medkit but only with sword n rocket. like they'll be hanging out and something happens and medkit'll be like "ah this reminds me of the time subspace 'accidentally' poisoned the lab's water supply and I almost died" and sword and rocket will be like "??!??!!??"

subspace and rocket. no elaboration

boombox probably would lol

rocket. he feels safer contained in the pillow pile

boombox n skateboard. they feel like the video game guys

anyways this was very fun. also don't worry about frequent asks y'all keeping the blog alive. also thanks for the grilled cheese it was very tasty

[thebowieconstricker]

Rant about Markiplier “drama” incoming

I’m actually starting to get pissed off at all of the videos I’ve been seeing of people covering the Markiplier Reddit “drama.” (I use it in quotes because literally NOTHING HAPPENED.)

Y’all: He cleaned up his subreddit. He did a silly bit about “purging the sins” and “IRL bans.” ITS A BIT. If you know ANYTHING about Markiplier, you know he constantly acts like he has a god complex. He made a WHOLE CHARACTER parodying this aspect of himself. Stop saying “MARKIPLIER WENT ON A REDDIT POWER TRIP OMGGGG-“ he just did a bit.

He kicked out Reddit mods WHO HAD BEEN INACTIVE FOR YEARS. Reddit modding is NOT a paying job. Stop acting like he fired an office of people.

I don’t know the guy, I will NEVER know him. I’m frustrated about this because he’s a creator I look up to, and it seems like people are trying to find reasons to cancel him. Obviously if GOD FORBID something comes out, that’s an entirely different situation, and I know he’s not a perfect person who has never done questionable things (cough cloak illegal sweepstakes cough). What I’m talking about now is the internet seemingly POUNCING on a YouTuber just doing his job solely because he hasn’t been “cancelled” yet. It’s just stupid and it’s stressing me out.

Anyways, Jeff Goldblum at the golden globes amirite??

[prismaticpichu]

hi pichu!!! :3

silly ask here! out of all the firsts + zc, who do you think is the mostly likely to be a discord mod LMFAO

personally, I'm placing my bets on Genesis because there is NO WAY this man has never called someone "m'lady". it's canon he told me this in a dream /j

do you see the vision LMAOO

Shshshshshshhd I SEE THE VISION LMAOOO 🤣❤️ Golden doodle as always, Soggy! 💕😂

~

AGSZC as Discord Mods!

Angeal (aka, @AngealHewley999) - Extremely ultra-sensitive to anyone and anything that can be even remotely taken as offensive. Insists that everyone in the server uses “family friendly” nicknames and WILL knock you senseless with the ban hammer should you join with the username (and this is just an example) “SephirothisnotasgoodasGenesis45”. All emotes under his moderation can and WILL be ones that promote positivity and well-being, are SFW, and have nothing to do with guns and/or a cute character holding one with an evil smirk on its face. He also banned the VC.

❌

Genesis (aka, @ThatOminousApplePie) - Extremely under-sensitive to anyone and anything that can absolutely be taken as outwardly offensive. Often instigates arguments between members and will do nothing at all to try to put either party in time out. He has been recorded to place bets based on which person will leave the server first—then proceeds to pour said betting money right back into Discord Nitro, allowing him to boost to the server to the levels necessary to add violent emotes and “hilarious” stickers. He will also change your username (multiple times) against your will.

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Tho your bet is totally valid, Soggy xDD

Sephiroth (aka, @YesI’mtheRealSephiroth11119) - He’s more of a MuTube kinda guy. Doesn’t even care to spend his time on a digital platform when he can just slap Genesis in the face talk to his best friends in person. Voluntarily rejects offer.

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Zack (aka, @PupEmUp!) - Contrary to popular belief, Zack is actually quite responsible on Discord! <33 Knows all the ins-and-outs of good social media etiquette, will not tolerate bullying for a nanosecond, and is more than open to a good ol’ laugh with some gun-pointing Tonberries as emotes! He’s the most adept when it comes to banning/timeouts—even remembering to leave respectful explanations in the description of each ban when necessary. Just an all-around wonderful user who knows how to get the job done!~

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That is, all of this is in OTHER servers, of course. No one in the SOLDIER friend circle actually trusts Zack not to transform the server into anarchy, thus resulting in Cloud (aka, @NimbusDriver) taking the crown as moderator <33

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for asking my RP partners to censor their swearing better? This sounds so dumb because it is. I (17) roleplay on a kids pokemon adoptable site. No swearing is #1 on the rules. I’m fine with this because I really hate swearing myself, even in writing. Most of my rp partners are upper teens because we all have like 0 life and have been on this site for years (2-8) years. I have been on this site since I was 10 so I know the law pretty well. Recently, I’ve been having problems with some of them.

I have brought up my dislike of swearing (Honestly, for the most part I’m fine with reading swears, just I don’t want any of them to be in trouble with the mods) multiple times. Usually in the form of “Hey guys can you censor your swearing more?”

Today though, one character went on a long (albeit dramatic and unneeded) rant, and in it used two swears. Fucking and Bitch. They were censored as such fxcking and bxtch.

I bring this up in the group chat saying “Guys p l e a s e censor your swears a lot more” <— admittedly dramatic, I wanted to get my point since it seemed like they were ignoring me.

One of my partners (17?), the one who posted the rant, questioned how I would like them to censor it, bringing up how the censored swears don’t show up on the foul language filter provided in the rules (it’s known for a while to be faulty, such as saying pony was offensive for containing the German word po).

I told them that I would prefer them to not swear at all (The rules never say that censored swears are allowed), but that if they felt the absolute need for a character to swear (I don’t understand why, but again, I don’t like to swear so I dont get much of a say), to at least censor it in a way it is not instantly recognizable. My line of thinking was things as ****ing, ***hole, et.c.

Two other partners joined in, expressing sadness over not being able to swear (again. This is a chILDRENS SITE.) They all apologized for the swearing but. They’ve done it before. They felt annoyed. The final nail in the coffin was in the next post from the rant charater (directed towards mine) contained: “I'd express the depths of my hurt and anger, but you'd disapprove if the vocabulary it would require.”

My character has no qualms against swearing or foul language. It was a jab directly targeted at me.

So I guess, was I in the wrong? I know it’s a silly situation, but I genuinely don’t want them to get warned or even temp banned for breaking the rules (It’s well known that the mods are kinda crap at doing anything)

Additional info: even though we’re almost adults, it doesnt speak for the intention of the website. For example one of my partners (also one of the swearers) has only recently turned 13. When we first started interacting, they were 11. These are also not the first instances of swearing, but the first instance of what people would consider the bigger swears.

What are these acronyms?

[megzscribbleznwordz]

Meet the Mods!

(Dividers by @animatedglittergraphics-n-more)

Hello world! This is my first time running anything other than a personal blog, so please bear with me djejjfjfjdjd

I go by Mod Meg, or Mod Diane! I'm twenty-one years old, and I go by She/They pronouns!

This blog is for all my Adult Animation writings and headcanons, with a heavy focus on Adult Swim sources (What can I say, I got that Adult Swim autism.)

I focus mainly on X Readers, Headcanons, and shorter drabbles (500 words or less) . Although I focus on X Readers, I'm definitely down for almost any character x character. I <3 crack ships so even if it's absurd, gimme gimme. If I feel particularly inspired by your request, I may even write more for it!

I'm also a selfshipper and love sharing f/os! Don't be surprised if you see self-indulgent writings about my f/os lol. My carrd with my f/os, along with my kins can be found here: https://megzscribbleznwordz.carrd.co/

Rules

TERFS/Homophobes/Any phobia of any kind are and will always be banned. Along with this, any pedophilia and bestiality is not allowed.

I am over eighteen and am open to writing, though admittedly I have little experience with it. Requests are open, but keep my slightly lower skill level in mind! All Smut requests must have either a blog listed or be off anon. This is to ensure no minors read/request smut. All anon Smut requests, or ones with no attached blog, will be deleted!

I reserve the right to refuse any requests for any reason

I'm not putting any limits on the characters I write for, as long as any character with smut requested is 18+ in source!

I write platonic, familial, and romantic bonds! Just clarify which one you're expecting, please! Romantic is the default.

Please include a purple heart (💜) Emoji in your ask if you want to be included in my tag list!

I tag posts based on source and content if you want a specific character search for (insert name here) X Reader or (insert name here) Headcanons. Same applies to source!

Similar to my X Readers, any ships between canon characters will be tagged (Character A) X (Character B)

Smut is tagged minors dni and MDNI, please block these tags if you're a minor!

Listed below are the sources that I write for. I'm aware that some come across as silly, but I myself am silly, so if you have a silly request, hot damn is it going to be silly. Please, please, please include character and source in your ask!

Linked to each source is the master list for that source! I don't have any specific blacklisted characters; as of now, my only blacklisted source is Rick and Morty.

Sources

Moral Orel

The Venture Bros

Smiling Friends

Space Ghost C2C / The Brak Show

Your Pretty Face is Going To Hell

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Metalocalypse

American Dad

Family Guy

Futurama

The Simpsons

King of the Hill

Superjail!

Bojack Horseman

12 oz. Mouse

[mysticmellowlove]

can we get another yandere chat / yandere streamer please I really wanna know where the three people went

note; omg i'm fucking alive holy shit. i'm in exam period right now and i swear the universe is trying to take me out. shit's rough out here lol. I've been rattling the bars of my enclosure waiting to get out and write some more. missed you guys, cute lil friends xxx

warnings; yan chat is back, yan streamer, reader 'sugar', yandere tendencies, gang violence, they mean frfr,

word count; 1123

After logging off for the day and raiding one of his friends Streamer found himself checking on his discord, in particular the chat he had going on with three of his long-time fans, affectionately titled his three musketeers to respect their anonymity. The ones that had been with him since the beginning when he had no viewers and a silly dream of becoming a popular creator.

To think that he had that in his foreseeable future, it was intoxicating. Fans, money and most of all influence. Of course, he couldn't forget about his lovely mod as well.

His eyes scanned over the private chat with a satisfied grin on his face, they had found him. For a while now there was one particular chatter that was getting on his nerves. No matter how much Sugar banned them they always seemed to find a way back. He had been trying to appeal to Sugar for weeks now, always mentioning them and gifting various rewards that were specifically aimed towards the beloved mod.

Streamer knew things sometimes got a little parasocial when it came to internet personalities. Still, something about this creep trying desperately to get close to Sugar had his blood boiling as if he was using the chat as an e-dating server. He wasn't the only one either, it seemed.

A call button appeared on his screen for a moment before he adjusted his settings and answered it, the people chatting on the other side becoming more and more apparent.

"The man of the hour." One of them jovially said, a playful lilt to her voice. Porthos always seemed to be the one ready to talk, with perhaps a little too much energy to seem natural. It seemed her words had set in motion the other two greeting him, one with their ever-present modulated voice covering their identity and the other sounding like he'd just finished smoking a pack of cigarettes.

"Hey you, I see some interesting things in the chat." He hummed as he took a sip of the coke he had next to him, waiting for the three to fill him in.

"Yeah, we tracked down the guy in the chat that was bothering Sugar, it was laughably easy." Porthos mused, the low hum of who knows what buzzing in the background.

"He had his details all out in the open, turns out using multiple emails all leading to the same IP is a dead giveaway." She said before a sniffle interrupted her.

"Don't take all the credit, it was only because I have access to the city records that we even found him," Athos noted.

"Technically I did most of the work." The final of the three, the one who hid behind the voice changer, Aramis chimed in. The other two seemed to stop talking as soon as they spoke up, for good reason as well. There was something different about Aramis, but their knowledge was gladly welcomed.

"I assume you're all waiting for the finale?" They monotonously droned as the sounds of clicking came from their mic. Not long after a window popped up, fileshare. Without needing to do anything the file opened to a video and began to play.

The camera work was jittery but it was obvious what was in the middle of the screen. On the ground, legs and arms bound, was a middle-aged man wriggling. There was a group of men surrounding him, masked and dressed entirely in black with a badly stitched logo on their jackets.

No sounds came from the men as they drew ominously closer, that's when things really picked up. Their feet began to slam into the sides of the bound man, muffled screams coming from his gagged mouth as he tried desperately to wriggle away. Hands ripped at his clothing, showcasing the darkened bruises on his skin as the men continued their assault. The video tracked for about twenty minutes, all of it consisted of the men beating the shit out of the man on the ground. Screams turned to groans turned to whimpers as a mixture of piss, tears and blood mixed on the ground he was on.

His body seemed to turn entirely blotched with bruises as the video went on and on before no more sounds appeared to leave the man. Then the footage cut.

The silence seemed to wane on for a moment before Athos spoke up.

"That's some dark web shit or something." The only response he seemed to get was a clipped laugh from Aramis.

"I like supporting local businesses." It was no secret that Aramis was the only one of them who dared to play around on the darker side of the internet but damn were they good at it. Who knew what they got up to after hours, but it wasn't hard to tell that he had hired someone to beat the shit out of the creep.

"He's gone, probably being sold right now, well that parts of him that made it out unscathed. Don't worry, these guys are newbies but the group they're part of don't play around." A low whistle left his mouth as he listened to Aramis ramble about the exploit.

"You're a freak for real." Porthos laughed, seemingly having gathered herself, "Now that's dealt with I think we should get something in exchange, don't you?"

He rolled his eyes as he scanned the now blank screen.

"I'll organise something." He began before he was cut off rudely.

"Not something, we know you know where they are so why don't you get us all a little gift." Athos drawled. A harried sigh left his mouth as he tugged at the strands of his hair. The three of them were his fans, their support over the years had helped grow his platform greatly and they did fund most of his activities but... that also meant he had to keep them pleased.

Athos eluded that he was a well-known figure in the city, Aramis had ties to the black market and Porthos seemed to have no boundaries... they could very well take him down if they wanted to.

"Sure, I'll pick something up." He finally managed to get out, his voice obviously strained. All that greeted him was a chorus of laughter as the call ended. He stared at the screen for a moment more, thinking about the logistics of breaking into Sugar's apartment before a notification came through.

'Good boy' With a scoff he closed the application and got off his chair, annoyance swelling inside him. He was still closer to Sugar than them, he didn't have to panic yet.

[bigdreamerpeach]

Never lie to a Demon

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Ban ban was not in a good mod today. It was a really hard and stressful day in other words

In the Kindergarten happend weird things.

Jumbo Josh has is face ful of color like someone painting his face, Opilas eggs are now fake eggs or chocolate eggs and someone take off ban ban Party hats , now He has Catears on his head.

Ban ban has enough and wanna find out who doing this pranks

He ask the Sheriff if he can help him. After a while they found paintbrushes and Many colors , the Sheriff see something ... on the colors is a jester face on it

"This is from Bittergiggle, he did all the thing Partner. We need to find him." The Sheriff said to Ban ban

" Maybe i know where he is". Ban ban said

Both going to there where ban ban thinks Bittergiggle would be. They find him

"BITTERGIGGLE!!!!" . Both yelled

Bittergiggle jumps

" ohhhhh heyyyy guys , how's you doing " He ask silly

" did you do the pranks on us?? " ban ban ask madly

"Whaaaat, meee?? Noooo!!! I would nev- AHH!! " The Sheriff grabs him and brings him to a room , tie him up on a chair.

Bittergiggle wiggles and try to get free.

" Let me go!!! Ngaahhhh!!!".

" Only if you tell us the true , Did you do the pranks ?? ". Ban ban ask

Bittergiggle ignore the question.the Sheriff then ask him , walks around him

"We know you do it , Tell us " He ask

But the jester didn't talk

" Well, then we need to make you tell". She Sheriff said

Ban ban was confused. " how we make him talk?". " ohhh , just watch me" the Sheriff told him

The Sheriff walks behind Bittergiggle and put his hands under his arm . The jester jumps

" No no no no , don't , please , PleaHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!-...

The Sheriff tickling Bittergiggle armpits. The Jester twitch around and laughing

"HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH!!!! STOP STOP STOOHOHOOP!!!! NOOHOHOHOO!!! SHERIFF!!!! STAHHAHAHHPPPP!!!! "

Ban ban only watch , the didn't know that Jester were so ticklish, it looks funny

"Ban ban , help me ". The Sheriff said

" uhmmm , okay , where should i go? ".

" ohhh he is ticklish on every Single spot , but mostly on his armpits ,stomach and his hip-side area ".

With this Ban ban tickles Bittergiggle stomach, making the Jester more laugh.

" AAAKKK!!!! PFFFFHIIIHHHAHAHHA!!!!! STOOOP STOP STOP STOP STOOHOHOOP!!!! EEEE!!!". The Jester starts crying from the tickling

" Tell us what we wanna know" ban ban said , moving down to his feet , want to see if he is ticklish there

" AHHH!!! BAN BAN NO!! NOT THE FEET!!!"

Ban ban take one of the feet , only Touch his sole

Bittergiggle screams in laughter

" i didn't really touch you there Jester".

" this is my wordt spot , please don't !!"

" Okay, last time , did you play the pranks?? " ban ban aks with tickling his foot , making the Jester laugj like crazy

After a few minutes he break

" OKAAHAHAHYYYY I ...I DID IT BUT PLEASE STOHOHOP!!! "

With this , the tickling stop , Bittergiggle catch his breath

Ban ban and Sheriff Look at him.. ban ban then speak

" Never lie to a demon , my friend. "

" Okay, i ..i never do it again".

Both untie him , letting him go . The jester runs away

Sheriff chuckle

" tickling always break him , remember this"

"Heh yep, good to know".

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New story !!!

Have fun!!! And sorry when my english isn't this great

[olderthannetfic]

https://olderthannetfic.tumblr.com/post/740377643707400192/maybe-its-just-the-fandom-circles-i-hung-out-in#notes

The other thing I think is increasingly important with mods now is that they be somewhat familiar with Online but not too familiar. The problem I've started to see with moderators is that in older forum-y spaces (thinking of a particular media website I read a lot where this is a frustration the writing staff have with the forums mods, but they have no control over that) is that they're so un-online other than that one space that they are allergic to the idea that anything about someone's other Internet presence should factor into moderation of them in that space, treat it all the same as petty weirdos "cancelling," etc. And so they refuse to understand the difference between "hey guys, here are some receipts about this person's problematic shipping opinions on Twitter! you need to ban them for that!" vs. "this person has shown on Twitter that they have a stalkerish parasocial obsession with this particular writer, and that should probably be taken into account when evaluating their comments on that writer's articles" or "this person who is rules-lawyering the part in the forum rules about bigoted speech, here's their Twitter that is clearly them where you can see they're an out-and-out Nazi. They're trying to be 'subtle' here but their ultimate goal is softening people up for white supremacy and softening the forum up for being able to say that."

But on the flip side, you don't want someone to be so fucking Online that they do actually treat silly discourse/callout stuff like a reason to ban someone without any other reason, they think someone shipping certain things means they must be a bigot or a sexual abuser, or are overall more worried about their fandom clout than being an effective moderator and treating everyone fairly. IYKWIM. You don't want someone to be in such a thick bubble that they have no self-awareness, jump all over someone who is new to fandom because they don't know all the ins and outs yet, etc.

Along with that, there are certain takes that are going to seem innocuous on their own but less so within the context of a particular fandom's discourse. But also, mods should be able to distinguish between a newbie who isn't aware of that vs. someone who is more enmeshed in that who is in fact using them as a dogwhistle.

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