#MMM DELICIOUS

[as-i-watch]

They come from my deepest ao3 fantasies

[raayllum]

RAYLLUM S5 MEME:  little moments [6/7] 5x08, “finnegrin's wake"

That was quite a display. All that talk about how love makes you stronger, but the second you see that elf girl in pain, you completely lost yourself. [...] Don't worry. The cage is for his protection. That way he lures us a sea leviathan but doesn't get eaten. The one getting thrown into the sea serpent's is your elf girl.

[doublel27]

Oh Chris, you don’t look like his dead ex-boyfriend.

You look like his dead crush.

You’re the spitting image of his dead almost lover.

You’re literally a fun house mirror reflection of the life he never got to live.

And I can’t wait for you to find out that’s probably worse.

[siratonin]

We all know it's the perfect time for a helicopter crash, but 911abc are just cowards ☝🏻

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

And let me order a tall glass of both

[poneglph]

Oda will show me a nasty ugly gross man who is objectively evil and has no redeeming qualities and I just eat that shit up

[thisshitisridiculous]

the read of the century

[idliketochill]

Good luck with Oberon rolls!

[inexplicably-spookified]

chillin' with a nice refreshing drink of mustard

[raayllum]

Would've, could've, should've If you'd never looked my way

[hush-writes-preg]

been thinking a lot about birth denial recently…. i’m so in love with being being pregnant and carrying your twin girls that i’ll completely ignore and explain away every sign and symptom of labor so you don’t catch on. my contractions? the girls are just being quite lively, i’ll be ok! when my water breaks? i’ve accidentally wet myself - i’m an overdue pregnant woman, it happens. cupping my vagina with both hands to hold back the first head that i know is coming as i scream into a pillow, i’ll do whatever it takes to remain your beautifully perfectly pregnant wife. labor won’t get in the way.

And what a wonderful wife you'd be, putting my needs and desires before your own. Of course, no amount of pretending otherwise on your part would keep me from 'catching on '. I've got eyes. But I'll let you keep thinking that for as long as you want.

You know how much I love the way you look right now, so large and visibly uncomfortable. You don't want to take that perfection away from me too quickly, do you? So keep those hands between your pretty legs, and keep muffling your cries. Maybe you can stave off labor just a little longer.

[tofangirlonly]

I had my tea halfway scooped to steep when my brain suddenly yelled CLYDE

So yeah I'm drinking Clyde tea now instead.

[wnightingales]

paranoid orange cassidy thinking everyone is after his belt 👀

[pharawee]

🎥📽

Thank you so muc for your ask! 💜

🎥 - I love it when two people who hate each other are forced to work together and then fall for each other. So good old enemies/rivals to lovers, I guess.

📽 - is this the same emoji in a different style bc I can't find it in the list 😳

BL ask box meme 📬

[sinnabee]

I'M HERE NOTICING I WASN'T FOLLOWING YOU AND DYING IN MY SOUL I LOVE YOU SINNA BITES YOU

ABSHDJDJS I LOVE YOU SUOOOOO BITES YOU BACK

[boypussydilf]

Happy birthday!! 🎂🍰

thanks!!! :D