#MMM DELICIOUS

[mysmellysoles]

Your favorite stinky feet 😋

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

And let me order a tall glass of both

[thisshitisridiculous]

the read of the century

[idliketochill]

Good luck with Oberon rolls!

[raayllum]

Would've, could've, should've If you'd never looked my way

[inexplicably-spookified]

chillin' with a nice refreshing drink of mustard

[iceical]

help him he’s trapped

[reluctantfir0]

You're telling me that in the grishaverse, durast (Materialki in general) are seen as weak when they got the most badass power (excuse me, small science) i've ever seen? What the absolute fuck.

They can change the structures of metals, core clothes, plants, textiles, etc. We saw in the show that Sankta Neyar control the iron in people's bodies. Aditi Hilli could extract poison from someone. These are things commonly seen that only the Corporalki can do. But Nah, just durast alone studying their power can wipe others off the map with a flick of their wrist. Unlike some others, they are always gonna have material available for them to use. Metal is everywhere, chemicals are everywhere (Alkemi are not commonly seen but based on their general description they are more powerful than what people think.)

Essentially, my main point is that Jesper, untrained, could literally move bullets. David was always trained in a specific way (what the little palace teaches him) but oooooh boy, imagine if he just stepped a little out of line and learned more? They both would be absolutely powerful. They were side characters because the plot deemed them to be, otherwise they'd be pretty damn unstoppable.

Anyway my main point is that I need more Jesper and/or David fics and just fics of Durast and Alkemi in general because if I was a grisha? Id want to be a durast.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. Please feel free to make fics (pretty pls 🙏)

[mysmellysoles]

Sniff sniff 🦶🏻

[hush-writes-preg]

been thinking a lot about birth denial recently…. i’m so in love with being being pregnant and carrying your twin girls that i’ll completely ignore and explain away every sign and symptom of labor so you don’t catch on. my contractions? the girls are just being quite lively, i’ll be ok! when my water breaks? i’ve accidentally wet myself - i’m an overdue pregnant woman, it happens. cupping my vagina with both hands to hold back the first head that i know is coming as i scream into a pillow, i’ll do whatever it takes to remain your beautifully perfectly pregnant wife. labor won’t get in the way.

And what a wonderful wife you'd be, putting my needs and desires before your own. Of course, no amount of pretending otherwise on your part would keep me from 'catching on '. I've got eyes. But I'll let you keep thinking that for as long as you want.

You know how much I love the way you look right now, so large and visibly uncomfortable. You don't want to take that perfection away from me too quickly, do you? So keep those hands between your pretty legs, and keep muffling your cries. Maybe you can stave off labor just a little longer.

[nocontextmiis]

[tofangirlonly]

I had my tea halfway scooped to steep when my brain suddenly yelled CLYDE

So yeah I'm drinking Clyde tea now instead.

[raayllum]

TDP framing my beloved

[wnightingales]

paranoid orange cassidy thinking everyone is after his belt 👀

[pharawee]

🎥📽

Thank you so muc for your ask! 💜

🎥 - I love it when two people who hate each other are forced to work together and then fall for each other. So good old enemies/rivals to lovers, I guess.

📽 - is this the same emoji in a different style bc I can't find it in the list 😳

BL ask box meme 📬

[paranormalspook]

data 🫶