#MLP kid all the way

[greatgoddyke]

time to make your choice only you can be the one

[iluumey]

screw you [ponyfies your bad kid]

[soupmanspeaks]

silly salvaged and its greg interviewing everyone (all the animatronics) for a marketing class at school or something

[always-a-joyful-note]

So because I want to record my progression of where I am in the story, I'm posting my impressions of the units so far. (Disclaimer: I haven't read many of the stories, and about half the knowledge I have is from osmosis and spoilers. The other half is actually reading wiki entries and the actual stories. So if these takes are inaccurate, that is probably the point XD)

Without further ado....

fine - unit of 2 rich kids who are sort of trying to be slightly less evil but kind of still are evil, one (1) theatre kid who is just there for the ride and his crush, and a butler with the face of an angel and the threatening aura of a ezekiel-accurate angel in disguise. Also another impression I had of it was one chronically ill idol stan with three of his idol crushes. But they're solid, if slightly flowery; not exactly my style but their songs are good.

Trickstar - literally my sons. Traumatised idiots who choose to continue to see the bright side with a slice of anarchy. They're all so dumb. Their leader looks straight laced but is more insane than his co-leader who is perpetually wearing the ^u^ expression (except when trauma slapped). The other two members are a camera-phobic gamer boy who is also a model and a guy who exudes reliability and sanity but is also kind of an insane workaholic with inferiority issues. I'm adopting them all and their songs are like…both generic but SO sincere you can't hate it.

Ryuseitai - Me when first meeting them: Awww! A power ranger themed unit! So cute! Me, after hearing stuff about the two senior members' lore and how they recruited their youngsters: (clutching my heart, trying not to sob/lose my mind) Aww! A power ranger themed unit! S-so cute! I would die for literally all of them…WHY. Such silly happy sincere tunes sung by such silly, devastating characters??? Found family, to me

Alkaloid - everyone here believes they are holding everyone else back with their psychological problems (Mayoi), disability problems (Tatsumi), ability problems (Aira), or culture shock problems (Hiiro). And yet they're the unit whose songs have mostly all been ones I absolutely loved. Which means the assembly machine factory idols Eichi's got going on are working and idk how I feel about that

Eden - A bunch of guys with severe family issues who probably have never read the bible (well, maybe Nagisa has). So, like, tw inaccurate depictions of the bible? Anyway, deranged quartet of a softie obsessed with cool rocks but really he has sort of a god complex, a guy with a perpetual :D who is as smart as he thinks he is but is also kind of oblivious to all of his other skills and flaws (and thus is a combo of terrifying snake and kind of someone you're sort of humouring because he's funny), a spoiled princess who might have a bit of a savior complex, and a dude who kinda just got swept along for the ride but is actually really fond of them. And it shows in their music.

Valkyrie - Just….theatre kids, who put the drama in dramatic and the intense in intensity (that's definitely not how the expression is used). They also have a very strange thing going on even though they're trying to be healthier, but I'm too afraid to ask. Unfortunately, though, they have some killer compositions and so many references to Classics and Things, not to mention their songs are genuinely good for those who want that quick theatrical vibe

2wink - Adorable twins that I was lured into thinking were the normal mischief twin duo trope but what in the actual ensemble were the writers DOING? They deserve at least half the cw/tw tags. Also, one of them is kinda like Trickstar (just wants to make things brighter) while the other one has schemes and will not hesitate to destroy you while giggling, yes. All that angst but they have such cheery tunes. Like, boys please….

Crazy:B - I mean, with a name like that….listen. You think it's the guy with the metabolism-related medical condition who has a dad implied to be accused of cannibalism and his freeloader who is a literal prince but also constantly broke that would be the most insane. But, no, we also have a fifteen year old assassin who has definitely killed and a guy who is literally both committing identity theft AND helping in witness protection. But, yes, their songs are fun, as is their dynamic. Also…Amagi brothers. Ough.

Undead - This is just…four urban fantasy love interests thrown into a unit. I'm not exactly sure what urban fantasy race Adonis and Kaoru are (though sometimes I'm inclined to think adonis is the protagonist who just kinda got swept along for the ride except he does have the vibe sometimes (aka casually kidnapping HiMERU)) but a vampire and werewolf are very obviously there. Really do love their rock and roll style, like come on (though I sometimes do think it'd be cool if they let Rei's love for jazz into their songs)

Ra*bits - Look. I love them. It really is just a single dad with one of the most messed up backstories doing his best. But like, also, leave them alone please?? The writers really just made them the damsel in distress character that makes Subaru go "oh, I have to take this revolution stuff seriously" and that's not even mentioning all the other stuff they seem to go through??? Like they do not belong in whatever genre Enstars is going for but they make it work but….let them rest. Songs not my style but they fit their vibe of "smile and spread joy" which works cause I do feel joy. Like Trickstar without the revolutionary goals.

Akatsuki - TBH, I'm still kind of wondering why these three (a warrior, a mangaka, and a tailor who used to be a delinquent) are still idols. I mean, they do have talent and traditional aesthetic is fire, and they're definitely sort of found family, but why still idols guys? That said, again, songs not my style but they definitely capture their aesthetic and vibe and that's always cool to me. Also, one of the members was raised in a Buddhist temple and helped with funerals, and I do not know enough about Buddhism enough to say if they portray a Buddhist accurately but given how they portray everyone else's quirks, it probably still has a giant dose of deranged on it.

Knights - HAHAHAHAHA. They're all insane. But they have talent and earned their place in the big three. But that does not make them less insane. That's all because I will go a bit barmy if I think about them too much. Silly, insane knights who enjoy hobbies like kidnapping (affectionate) and dancing/singing (will kill you in a duel)

Switch - Look….at heart, I can't hate these fantasy game isekai themed group. I enjoy their music because I do like the electropop remix/edm thing they have going on. And it DOES kill me that the only two 3-people units (Akatsuki and Switch) both have the dynamic of "a couple of parents and their beloved and most treasured cinnamon roll of a chaotic son." But like Valkyrie, I don't know what's going on with the senior members and am too afraid to ask, especially since they seem fine with it while their son with synesthesia cheers them on.

MaM - He is literally a cowboy. I - is there a thing with Japan and cowboys? And did someone at the writer's table see that samurai, Victorian thief, cowboys, and pirates post? Because somehow, the only member of this unit is all of them. A very stark contrast against his weirdly cheerleader/mom friend songs. I know he has mommy issues (mafia thing, I think) but.....son, are you okay?

Double Face - Yeah, okay, I love them. They might be the murder unit and I still have no clue to their formation but I love it. Put the Victorian cowboy thief samurai pirate and the child assassin together and you get secret agent type music that sounds like it could be in an old spy flick? How can you not love it?

[frillyfacefins]

Just watched some reaction vids by straight guys for Helluva Boss s2ep6 and I realized something

This show is genuinely made by and for a very specific kind of queer people, who are like, in their late 20s to early/mid 30s, socialized on a lawless internet in embarrassing fandoms (possibly even on this very hellsite here), extremely comfortable with both their sexuality and their identity. Also, ex-theatre kids.

It's a very loud kind of queer that doesn't adhere to morally "wholesome" standards of queerness bc when we were kids, "wholesome" meant straight and gender-conforming. It's by and for queer people who like weird, kinky (and possibly occult) shit and don't care enough about other's opinions to act like we don't.

Of course younger generations of queer people, queer people who are not very rooted in fandom, and straight people in general might have issues getting this show. Like how I will NEVER understand why anybody would enjoy watching Sex and the City...

[therantingsage]

The og! Dracony thing, because I really shipped Spike and Starlight as a kid for some reason? I think I just enjoyed their dynamic

[a-treatise-on-velociraptors]

I love the amount of MLP g4 fanart I see now that's either 100% in the spirit of the show or just...otherwise normal? Even shipping, creepypastas, etc. feel less Bad now, at least the stuff that's easy to find.

Like. I love that the remaining fandom that sits in the dread smoldering ashes of the brony subculture (man that last bit felt greasy just to say) is just. Doing regular fandom things. Y'all have running jokes ("the bride and her ugly-ass groom" etc), and properly-tagged shipping, and (reasonably mild) creepypastas, and cute fanart and etc etc etc.

It's not *perfect* but still!

And like. Back in the show's heyday there were normal MLP fans too of COURSE. But there were also enough 4chan guys dominating the internet space that completely heinous things like ask princess molestia, pony.mov, smile hd, cupcakes, etc were WAY bigger fandom mainstays that they should have ever fucking been.

And for sure that kind of stuff still exists out there, there's still a spot on the internet for the 4chan style brony. That spot is just tucked away in its own little corner as far as I can tell. We should keep it there. Keep poking it with a stick occasionally to make sure it never leaves.

The amount of cute fanart and the general sentiment I've seen of "can we acknowledge that mlp:fim is super cute/good now?" feels like deliberately taking it back, as something that (aside from it's #1 purpose of selling toys) was supposed to be fun and full of positivity rather than whatever the hell it became back in the day. Fuck the weird associations mlp:fim ended up saddled with, it should never have had them in the first place.

[squeeb-art]

This meme except I get to choose the characters to smash my art block. Fun game, tell me what you think what I’m like (for better or for worse) based on these guys.

Friend-endorsed: "I don't know nausicaa or roxy but the rest are very accurate i think"

[autistic-blazamy]

remember that if you get a oddly specific request either A) don't do it or B) stand your ground and atleast ask for money and if they make you uncomfortable block that person, this is a general rule I've learnt from being on deviantart!

[cuteniaarts]

Fanny, my sweet, beautiful girl

17.11.2012 – 14.04.2019

[enbiansunburst]

sooooo.. i had some good luck at goodwill today

[epicfranb]

Idk how correct it is to attribute the entire path your life has taken to a single event but i think if my childhood friend didn't say "that's the kind of music teenage guys listen to" when i was introducing her to Skillet when we were like 10, i think i would be way more info music and bands now.

[bigahhhhhhhh]

Honestly I hate shonen, like I read some alongside with others genders like seinen and stuff, because even though I dispise It there are in fact good shonen out there and I go after them, even though the often ARE the lesa popular ones, sadly... And I read mostly shojo due to the way that they write female characters and stuff... Like there is no oversexualization of women, there is more focus on emotions, etc. Like it's just good... Shonen seems like it has potential but idk what happens if the authors just bend their knees because of their editors, or whatever... But if feels as if more than half of them just like have ruined potential?? Like it just starts things but it doesn't finish them?? Idk... If you guys understand what I am talking about you know... That being said, shojo also these days alongside with josei has produced not so much better stuff than shonen?? Like majority of it is garbage these days... Like... My god so many abusive men, and objectification of them as if they weren't their own person and we're just there to give the female character love?? Is just??? Godness... Like I can count in my fingers the MLs that I actually like, as if, would be genuine friends and think that aren't massive red flags and stuff, like what is going on with all the rape, murdering your family, locking you up fetish??? Like??? Yeah, enemies to lovers should be a thing, or dark romance or whatever, but like, this isn't it, you guys are really ruining the genre by writing whatever psychotic stuff goes on in your brain... And the worst part is that this is written by women, like this shit is getting so saturated... give me actual MEN, not garbage cans with a dick and call it a day...Godammit...

That being said IF and only IF Sleepy Princess ends up with Leonard and Suya being a thing, this will be by far the best romance/shojo I have ever seen in modernity if not in my life... Like goodness... I hope they do... Like seriously reading Sleepy Princess is like god took pity upon humanity due to all the readers that got pissed due to awful writing over the years, and writing prompts and what ifs that never led to anywhere and was like... "There have it. Be happy now".

Like seriously??? How is that author even a human???? How could she create something as that??? And STILL not be an ANIME??? I want more Dragon balls of life, Hunter Hunter, Death Note; SOMETHING GOOD AND ORIGINAL, like that just BLOWS my mind away... Truly. Not just something like anything else... Things started going downhill once Japan tried to appease to western audiences even though they were always way more open minded and progressive than here, which is why anime is so loved till today...

Like... God dammit. I hope it ends up with a shojo tag... The author herself says it's kind of a shojo whenever Leonard is around so... Who knows???

[echidnana]

remilia and flandre are mlp fans. they just are

[oetscop]

i stopped watching mlp before/during season 3 bc we didnt have cable. so i could only watch what was on netflix and eventually moved onto other stuff after middle school. only heard in passing that twlight became an alicorn and i was one of those bitches who was like so mad about it

BUT I DIDNT REALIZE THAT HAPPENED AT THE END OF SEASON 3??? THERES 9 SEASONS???? WHAT FHE FUCK

[justmeclover]

Swag says they know nothing on MLP so here's a very very VERY short summary of what it is. Not summarizing the plot cuz I barely watched any of the show myself.

So basically, this one animator guy saw this old pony show abt friendship and was like, "Aight bet." and made his own show about ponies and friendship. 6 main characters, 6 ponies. (And a dragon for some reason.) One comes from Texas, one likes books, one is high 24/7, one is a drag queen, one has social anxiety, and one watched Breaking Bad that one time. The show started silly and goofy, but then the fandom wanted LORE so the animator guy who started this whole mess gave them the LORE.

Oh and also Bronies ig.

Who would be who in a LMK/MLP?

So Pigsy has to be Applejack, Tang is Twilight, Mei as Pinky Pie, Red Son as Rarity, MK is Rainbow Dash, Sandy as Fluttershy (bc come on, he’s really good with animals). That just leaves Wukong and Macaque as Celestia and Luna

I'll take your word on it hoMIE ^^ b