#MHAHAHAH

[rainbowboom]

We're still alive!

[nonomikun]

yay sailor pilot haha

[certified-silly-guy]

LOVEJOY!!!?!?!??!?!!

Who up yoinking they doink

[hermesandkevin]

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"My—darling, what a wonderful camera you have! Mhahahah!"

"Wh—hey! Put that down! That's my phone!"

"Darling, darling—I know. Don't worry. It's not as if I'm going to do anything to it.. mhahaha.. hello, darlings! I don't think I have to introduce myself. After all, you'd know a Greek God when you see one. Especially me.. hahaha—!"

(Kevin attempts to reach for his phone. Hermes flys higher, looking at the camera with a grin.)

"Wh—give that back!"

"You know, darlings, this mortals blog seems a bit.. boring. To be honest, he actually came begging me for help with it. Said it was 'useless' and 'pathetic', and basically hugged my legs while crying. It was adorable!"

"No, I didn't!"

"Shhh.. no need to be embarrassed, darling."

"I'm not—"

"Shhhh, shhh. I know. You don't want people to know you dare came disturbing me about your problems. It's okay.."

"I—"

"Sh—hush. Either way, I plan to make this blog more interesting than it's ever been in your sad little mortal lives! And that's why I'm allowing you all to send me whatever kind of asks you'd like. Ask me anything you'd like, darlings—" (He reaches down and scoops up Kevin by the back of his collar. Kevin let's out a startled yelp and looks nervous while flailing about as Hermes holds him up.) "—and don't be afraid to ask this one about me either. Hahahaha—!"

"Oh, geez—let me go!"

"Hahahahah—!"

(The video stops.)

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GENERAL RULES

1. Don't disrespect the DNI.

2. No NSFW. The one running this blog is a minor. You can flirt with the characters here. Just no suggestive stuff.

3. No disrespecting other people who sent asks regardless of your personal feelings. This is meant to be a fun space. Not a place where you can attack other people.

Thats all I have to say for now—

[gasmaskenby]

"mhahahah yes my influence is spreading among the masses"

-me, at 30 followers

[neladuski]

on my way to do evil stuff mhahahah

[imthehero-me]

I AM NOT DEAD!!! MHAHAHAH but foreal I'll pay someone good money if the wright a tarzan inspired au about kiribaku like fr frr

[iwannaseeyouunravvel]

for the first time ever i have talked to a submissive man on the phone and the way he stuttered ma’am to me when i asked for his name made my brain short circuit just a smidge

i really gotta stop doing this to people, i think my voice prolly threw him off bc im hungover and my throat is a bit sore,,, hhh hehe whoops :,3 what a sweetheart

when i start t its over for u fuckers with a voice kink mhahahah

[angiemelon]

Oh I’m going to make a hole lore of my au with pictures and text!

So get ready!

[erebor-kingdom]

So they had broken up huh?

...........

........

OH

WAIT

*Lee shows up in LONDON without anything to shoot/promote*

me:

[homestuck-live]

[peppers-library]

LMAOOO JIGGLING HER ASS MHAHAHAH GILR

that’s so sirius FR 😭

reader coloring Siri’s tattoos!!! please it would be the cutest

Being an artist- at least in your spare time- makes things like your boyfriend having black and white tattoos beneficial to you.

Sirius is laying in bed, scrolling on his phone while you lay beside him with your paint pens and sheets of watercolor paper.

His video plays softly in the background, your ac whirs, and you’re aware of your breathing and the pens dragging across the paper.

“Siri?” You murmur, head turning this way and that to analyze the bunnies you’ve painted on the paper.

“Yeah, poppet?” His phone falls to the bed as he turns to you. His tattoos flex and move and they catch your eye for a quick moment.

“Could I paint you?” You ask as you watch his chest rise and fall- the tattoos, the hearts and the skulls, the neat cursive of his handwriting spelling your name.

“Me? Think you’d need a bigger page for that.” He grins when you roll your eyes and shimmy up the bed. Sirius watches the hem of your shorts rise as you sit up in your knees and he can’t help himself from pulling you into his lap.

“I’ve already painted you in my books, I want to paint in your tattoos.” You say the words almost shyly and Sirius chuckles.

“Fine by me, puppy. Just as long as you’ll take your time, yeah? Like having your hands on me.” The startled gasp you make at his last sentence makes Sirius smile- you’re still a little shy, like when you’d first met and it’s endearing as ever.

His hands sneak under the hem of your shorts, grabbing your ass as you lean in to colour his chest.

“Sirius, stop pinching my ass!” You groan and twist in his hold making him laugh.

“Okay okay, I’ll stop,” you hardly believe him and your lack of belief is proven right when he begins jiggling your bum and laughing when you glare up at him.

[aberrant-annie]

PLEASEOSKFJ I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT YOUR REBLOG. YOU JSUT MADE MY NIGHT

Never! I will always post meme reaction pics under angst fics for comedic effect and you'll never stop me!!! Mhahahah

[tiramisungjin]

arief:

me:

mhahahah:

[foxloi]

Mhahahah >:D #Scout #Medic #TF2 #Team_Fortress 

(http://de4dtea.tumblr.com)

[0xeyedaisy]

Mhahahah... Yes... YES!!!!

Whenever I see mannequins I think of u

Ehehehhe, that is awesome <3