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I know she's an AI, but she objectively looks so much better with a body with proportions that actually make sense.

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First line of 'Moral Engines' and the last line of 'A Darkling Plain'. Right then. I have a bloody bone to pick. I always thought that the series ended with the first line of the first book. But they're S L I G H T L Y D I F F E R E N T... Is this just because I have different prints of the books (I have the original print of 'A Darkling Plain' but the 2002 print of 'Mortal Engines')? WHY? THERE ARE ONLY TWO WORDS DIFFERENT BUT THEY ARE DIFFERENT NONETHELESS AAHHHHHH

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REVIEW OF INFINITY WAR BY ME

SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. 

THE CUT THE CUT

Okay, so I went in excited and stuff. I cosplayed as Black Widow and met two spiderman cosplayers, which was awesome. 

I sit down and wait until the title screen. The title entrance is silent. I was like, wait, did the sound stop working, and then I realized it was deliberate, and I was like, 

Shit.

I couldn’t really make out the call at first, but oh god. Once I realized. Ugh. My dad looked up the stuff beforehand to ensure he could properly support me, which I am extremely grateful for. 

The scene opens to whats his face, Ebony Maw, stepping over all the Asgardians and I’m just like. NO. THEY DIDN’T. 

Loki’s “kill away” made me crack up. I’m sorry, it did. And then he was like NO I CANT I LOVE THOR TOO MUCH. And then he brings out the Tesseract and looks so guilty and regretful and I just. my baby.  

and now that I look back on it it's so obvious he’s faking that nonchalance when he says kill away

He hands it over and then... disappears somehow. He came from behind the Black Order. (which makes me thing Loki being trickstery! more on that in a bit.) 

Then he does his whole emotional as crap listing of titles and I’m like NO LOKI RUN AS FAR AS YOU FREAKING CAN. RUN. THEN I SAW THE KNIFE AND I WAS LIKE I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA DO SOMETHING ALL TRICKSTERY! AHHH (that's not what i meant earlier by trickstery be patient). AND THEN THANOS JUST CHOKES him and “you’ll never be a god” and “undying fidelity and UGHHH” THAT NECK SNAP NO. PLEASE JUST LET ME HAVE IMAGINED THAT. 

I sat there in absolute shock, tears coming out of my eyes and my hand over my mouth for a good 15-20 minutes. If someone is willing to get me a Loki plushie that would be great. 

Can’t remember what happened next exactly but overall the humor was perfect. The movie would have been so depressing had that not been there. It was perfectly balanced.

AND OH GOD GAMORA AGHHH NO THANOS DONT YOU FREAKING DARE AND HER JUST CLAWING AT HIM TO GET FREE AND HER BODY AT THE GROUND AND UGH. I CRIED AGAIN. 

AND THEN PETER OH GOD. (side note, with Peter being a teen and all do ya’ll think he was quoting the Doctor from the last episode where he regens? Because that makes it like 3 times worse. The only comfort I have is that whoever said all the deaths were permanent LIED BECAUSE PETER HAS A SEQUEL.) 

AND THEN BUCKY. STEVE JUST GOT HIM BACK. THAT'S NOT FAIR THAT'S NOT FAIR. UGH THEY KILLED ALL MY FAVORITES AND GROOT AND UGH. 

As it ended I kept repeating “They killed them all.” In shock. I only got out of the shock today. I’m still in denial and disbelief. 

Okay. 

So basically, it was fantastic. They did a phenomenal job with it. If a movie makes me cry and feel like that, and yet tell the story so well, then it deserves to be called one of the best ones out there. I loved it. The cliffhang- 

I FORGOT TO TALK ABOUT THE SNAP HOLY CRAP. 

My reaction to that was “HOLY SHIT THEY WENT THERE!” THEY FUCKING DID THE SNAP. THEY DID THE SNAP.  

-ahem. 

The cliffhanger was ...brutal. I don’t know how I’m going to wait an entire YEAR for the answer to all my questions. It's going to be excruciating.

I’m still going as Loki to DragonCon, and I plan on making a sign that says, “I’m actually still alive.” So yeah. 

*breathes and wipes tears* 

And I’m going back tomorrow to see all the pain in IMAX quality. 

I NEED LOKI SURVIVES FICS NOW. 

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PSA

Any posts about Mass Effect Andromeda on this blog will be tagged #MEspoilers

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