#MEANWHILE IM LIKE UM HELLO ??

[yiangchen]

why do men feel the need to speak so loud

[luimagines]

OK OK OK BUT LIKE WE GOT *HIM* REALIZING HE LIKE THEM. BUT CAN BE HAVE READER REALIZING THEY LOVE HIM?

Yeeeesss!!!!! I can't wait!! (I've been wanting to write this since I started this blog XD)

Masterlist

Part one will have Time, Twilight and Warrior.

Content under the cut!

Time

It was a quiet acknowledgement.

It was unintentional to boot. You weren't looking for anything with anyone. It was just... a bunch of little things that caught your attention.

When he'd ruffle Wind's and Twilight's hair for fun- how concentrated he'd get in the middle of battle- when he'd help braid Wild's hair to calm him down after a bad night. The quiet way he'd support Warrior from the side. Not to mention just how he leads the group causes you admire him in many ways.

And for a time that was all it was. Admiration. Nothing more, nothing less.

Then you got hurt one day. Your palm was bleeding. Nothing deadly or worrisome but it was your dominant hand. The bandages, swelling and bleeding made it difficult to do much of anything. Not to mention that you kept picking at said bandages, making them fall loose.

Time noticed and puled you aside, rewrapping your hand with grim look on his face. This felt worse, somehow. Like you've disappointed him. He looks pissed, even though he's yet to say a single thing to you.

"I'm sorry." You blurt, hoping that it'll ease whatever tension is on his face.

It doesn't work. If anything he looks angrier. "It's not your fault... I just wish I would have gotten to you sooner. this could have been avoided."

Hold up-

Your heart starts beating faster and your face warms. "Im-impossible, Time. You were so far away."

"Mmm." Time grunts, tightening the bandages once more. "Do me a favor, yeah? Get better. Stop picking at it."

He flicks your forehead playfully, smiling at last. The look... takes your breath away. It's far from perfect. But it's soft and genuine and... you've never seen him look at anyone else like that. You swallow the spit in your mouth, hoping that you're not blushing any more than you already are. "...ok..."

"Good." Time sighs and kisses your forehead. "I worry enough about you as it is."

Did your heart just stop? Hello? Anyone home?

"Thank you." You say and smile back, trying to outwardly keep calm. But on the inside you feel like screaming. Is that good or bad? You don't know yet.

Time smiles again and put his hand on your shoulder. He puts the back of his hand to your cheek and winks. "Always."

You stay there stunned and bite your lip. "...cool..."

He snorts and walks away. "Come on. Or they'll leave us behind."

"Right. I lo-" You panic. What were you about to say? Would you have meant it? I love you? Seriously? Just like that? When did this happen?

Time doesn't seem to notice and keeps walking.

Meanwhile your world just turned on its side. Then again- you've known for a while now, haven't you? It just now where it's grown too obvious to ignore anymore.

You take a deep breath and follow the man back to the group.

Maybe you'll tell him. But another day.

Twilight

Twilight was annoying. You hate to say it. But you would really like to get a grip when it came to him.

It was just some.... stupid puppy crush. There was nothing to it. It was nothing serious- but my god, did it get in the way of literally everything else.

He could say something nice or he would try and be helpful and you would be stuttering and fumbling over yourself. It was stupid. Dumb. Idiotic. You wanted to scream.

At best, you could try to avoid him, but he was so gentle. So sweet. You couldn't even be mad.

You sighed and shook your head, hitting your cheeks a few times to try and get a grip.

"You ok, Darlin'?" Twilight comes up from behind you.

You jump and whip your head around to look at him. You feel like you've been caught doing something suspicious- yet all you were doing was standing there hitting your face. "...Um... Ye-yeah. I'm fine. I'm cool! Don't worry about it."

Twilight raises an eyebrow. "Sure. And you were hitting yourself because...?"

"...I'm tired." You lie. "I feel like I'm about to fall asleep any second now."

Twilight frowns and stands a little straighter. "Everythin' alright? Had a bad night or somethin'?"

You cough and nod. "Yeah, something like that. I haven't been able to sleep well lately. I don't know why."

Yes you do. But it's fine. Totally fine.

Twilight puts the back of his hand to your forehead before either of you realize it. His fingers tips move down over your cheeks and behind your jaw. He frowns and leans in. Your breath stills completely, you think your heart stopped beating.

"Are you feeling alright?" He whispers. "I hope you're not getting sick."

You shake your head, gently taking his hand and moving it away from your face. Your attention instantly goes to the way his hand feels in your. Which is totally normal, right? "I don't think so... It just my brain not shutting up these days. I'll be ok."

Twilight leans back and you feel like you can breathe again. "Are you sure? I can help out if you need a break."

You snort. "Yeah? How?"

"I can carry you for a little bit. It's not like it costs anything."

You flush and shake your head, already feeling annoyed with yourself for not holding it together again. Naturally, you want to blame him. "No, really. I'm ok. Come on. We're being left behind."

Twilight nods and moves to walk to the group, still not looking satisfied with your answers. But then Warrior calls him over for something and with one last look to you, he leaves you behind.

It's the perfect excuse to finally break down and scream quietly. You're worse off than you thought. And he's still so sweet. And you can still feel his hand in yours and against your face and the way he looked at you and-

You whine in the back of your throat. "I think I love him."

Warrior

There was something about him that you couldn't look away from. You couldn't say for certain what it was but you liked it.

You like him, to put it simply. He was charming, funny, confident- he didn't hesitate to act and he was always there to put a smile on someone's face regardless if it was at his expense or not.

Speaking of, he kept to your side as it was pouring cats and dogs, sacrificing his scarf to hold it over your heads. You helped him as it got heavier and heavier, huddling closer to his side as it dipped and drooped.

You sigh and looked at him. "How're you holding up?"

"I might have to drop this thing, sorry." He admits quietly. And he's right. You can already see how tired his arms are getting and the scarf is soaked through already, it's not like it helping keeping either of you dry anymore.

Then again, that doesn't answer your question.

You sigh and shake your head, dropping the scarf already. The rain instantly soaks into your hair and shirt, making everything seem twice as heavy. "Do you think we'll reach the others anytime soon? Wild and Time are still behind us, right?"

Warrior sighs also dropping the scarf. Water drips down his face in an instant. "I'm no longer sure. It's too dark to make out anything directly in front of us. If anything, we might be better just sticking to one spot and waiting either for the others to catch up to us or for the storm to stop."

You hum and think about it for a moment. "Do you think there's any cave nearby to take shelter in? I know there's no lightning but I don't feel conformable taking shelter under a tree, just in case."

Warrior looks around, wiping his face free of as much water as he can. He takes your hand and point. "There's that."

It's not much, a large rock jutting out of the ground with only enough space for you both to sit under it. But it'll have to do. You nod and together you both run to the little respite in the storm.

Warrior instantly does his best to clear the area of smaller rocks and twigs for you both to sit comfortable. your heart squeezes a little at the act. He sits down, pressing his back against the rock and pulls you into his side, wrapping his arm around your shoulders. "I wish I do more..."

"This is good enough." You feel yourself growing shy at the close contact. He's never done this before... or has he? It seems so natural to him that he didn't seem to think twice- it's only now that you're noticing it.

You look down for a moment and tuck yourself closer. Warrior takes off his scarf and sets it aside. He takes off his armor and outer most layers. He's warm, you realize and his tunic is still dry. He gestures for you to do the same. Granted, you don't wear as many layers as he does, but by shedding the first one, you instantly feel better and warmer as he pulls you in closer again.

Only his form is more obvious to you this time around- and yours to him. Warrior doesn't seem bothered by it.

You however can feel yourself blushing. This seems awfully familiar to you. Have you dreamed about it before? Your heart is pounding, but it feels good. You feel happy just at the thought of this.

Hold on.... Why?

....Uh-oh.. are you crushing?

"Feel better?" Warrior whispers next to your ear and you look up at him. You bite your lip and nod, unable to hold the look for long. Warrior chuckles under his breath and rubs your shoulder comfortingly. "Good."

Oh, that laugh is going to haunt you now. You liked him. But now it's complicated.

part 2

[kaiserio]

She’s crazy but she’s mine

Pt1 - Sakura & Endo

Wb boys with a girlfriend who has a bit of a *short temper* 🤭

(This was supposed to include Ume, Suo and Kaji too but I lost all my progress when I updated my iOS so I’ll have to put them in a pt2🙁)

cw: implied fem reader, cursing, sakuras contains a pervvvv

❄︎ Haruka Sakura - with a short tempered girlfriend? LMAO, he ain’t restraining nobody, he’s just as bad🤭

“The fuck is he looking at?” Sakura hisses, his eyes narrowed and glaring at some random middle aged man that just so happens to be looking at you like he wants to rip your clothes off.

“Eh? Who?” You whip your head around, searching for the culprit, quickly finding him and twisting your face in utter disgust as he winks at you and bites his lip in exaggeration. Ew.

Your reaction only seems to spur the stranger on, as he looks you up and down once again before taking a step in your direction and declaring that you were ‘the hottest piece of ass that he’d ever seen’.

You hated men like this.

“You slimy old pervert, how fucking dare you?” You growl, storming toward the man ready give him a good hard slap.

Meanwhile, Sakura is furious. He sees nothing but red. “Motherfucker.” Was all he managed to spit out before he storms toward his target, pulling back his fist, preparing to knock this fucker out.

“Nu-uh.” A voice sounds behind you, before your arm is grabbed, and Sakura’s loaded punch was stopped mid-flight. Togame.

“Need a damn leash on the both of you.” He sighs, wrapping an arm around both yours and Sakura’s shoulders, pulling you away with him.

You continue to shout a string of profanities at the man behind you, Sakura also promising to kick his teeth in next time he sees him.

Thank the lord for Togame.

❄︎ Yamato Endo - as long as you’re in no danger, Endo is NOT restraining you when your temper flares. He’s gonna sit back and enjoy.

“Hello? He said no ketchup on his burger.” You attempt to explain to the rude ass waitress who is in no way, shape or form paying any attention to you.

You see her side eye you, then turn back to her coworker to continue whatever conversation they were having. Anddddd you were raging.

“Okie dokie. You know what…” you say to yourself as you pick up the burger from Endo’s plate and storm over to where the waitress stands.

Endo smirks and leans forward in his chair for a better view of the show. He knows what’s coming, his stubborn little brat of a girlfriend has quite the temper on her.

You get close enough to fire a good aim, swing back your arm and launch the burger straight at the bitches head. Bullseye.

“Are you fucking kidding me? What’s your problem?” She curses at you, whilst you cross your arms proudly and admire your work.

“Oopsie,” you pout back before pointing behind you at your boyfriend who was still watching you in awe. “He said no ketchup.”

“Okay, Miss, you need to go.” The restaurant manager spawns from nowhere.

You whip around to face him. “Do you want a face full of fucking ketchup too? Because I’ll give you one.” You’re squaring up to him before you even register his appearance. You storm back to your table, pick up your burger and just as you’re about to volley it across the restaurant, the food is whipped out of your hand. Endo is finally stepping in.

“That’s enough now,” He coos as though he was attempting to tame a toddler. “We’ll go somewhere else.”

“Asshole deserves a burger to the face.” You flip off the waiter before following Endo out the door.

Note:

IM SOOOO SORRY I LOST THE REST ☹️

I can write them back up real quick, but I wanted to put this out first so there’s at least something🤍

[lovingseventeen]

hello,, if i can, may i request jeonghan with reader who likes celebrating others' birthday but not theirs. just because they feel like theirs is not even worth it to be celebrated ; perhaps bcs of low self esteem? like, reader even hope that their birthday doesnt exist

( im sorry if i failed to understand your "do i take requests" on your navigation post, please feel free to decline this ask if anything. but if you do decline it, could you please perhaps randomly send 🩷 emoji so i could know whether my ask is accepted or not?? im sorry 😭 )

jeonghan when you don’t enjoy your own birthday

a/n: hi hi, so sorry this took a bit to come out. i'm not writing requests in chronological order just because some of them are easier to write for some reason ?? but ANYWAYs i hope you enjoy this even if it's a bit late <3

*reader and jeonghan are not explicitly in a relationship, i just thought this could be taken platonically or romantically

✧ was lowkey offended that you didn’t even tell him. he had no idea on the day of because you didn't do anything out of the ordinary, not even a little celebration on your story!

✧ he didn't know because you haven't know each other too long, but still! how could you not tell him!

✧ he also felt awful because you surprised him on his and he was waiting for his chance to do something nice for you

✧ you had casually asked him if it was okay to stop by the hybe building since you were *coincidentally* in the area

✧ when he met up with you on the first floor to go up together, you had greeted him with the brightest smile, a small cake in a box, and a small bouquet

✧ "i thought i'd meet you upstairs! you're ruining the surprise!" you exclaimed as his eyes glanced over everything that you were holding

✧ "y/n.. you didn't have to do all of this.." he said, but he couldn't stop smiling. all of this, for him? he thought

✧ "let me help you carry some of this" he offered, not knowing what else he could do to express his gratitude (this day becomes one of his favorite birthdays)

✧ he had only found out that he missed your birthday when you had to show your ID at a restaurant. he jokingly took it from the waiter to see if you were younger in your photo and if you looked different before

✧ it was all fun and games until he saw your birthday, surprise and disappointment filling him when he realized it was last week

✧ he looked at you sitting across from him as you sipped your drink, unaware of every emotion coursing through him

✧ "your birthday just passed?" he asked, turning to look at you, before looking back down at your ID

✧ "yeah" you replied, a blank look on your face further surprising him. you just reached over to get your card, even if he was still staring at it

✧ "y/n, why didn't you tell me?"

✧ "because it isn't a big deal?" you shrugged, placing your ID back in your wallet

✧ you wondered why he seemed so passionate, meanwhile he wondered how you were being so casual

✧ "of course it's a big deal, i'd want to celebrate you on your day" he looked at you sincerely, you could hear the slight whine in his voice but you could see how serious he was

✧ it was hard to hold eye contact with him. "i um, don't really like celebrating it?" you said softly

✧ "can i ask why?" he continued, his voice gentle as he didn't want to push your boundaries

✧ "i mean, i like celebrating other people, people i love, you know? but it feels weird when it's about me, i don't know.. i don't need to be treated any differently on that specific day"

✧ he nodded, accepting your words even though he felt like he was bubbling with more questions. he still wants to make it up to you in some way

✧ you could tell he was a little off for the rest of your meal, he was sort of stuck in his thoughts. you really didn't want him to do anything but he still felt bad

✧ by the time your bill comes, you plan on splitting it with him when he closes the checkbook with just his card and hands it to the waiter before you could object

✧ "h-hey! you don't have to do that, you know" you called out, "it passed already anyway so you have no excuse"

✧ "who said it was because of that?" he asks coyly, "the last album did well so i want to celebrate that, don't worry"

✧ you rolled your eyes but you couldn't fight him on this one because the waiter already took his card. "just don't do anything else, jeonghan. it's really okay i swear"

✧ "then i won't"

✧ "good" you replied, eyeing his intentions anyway

✧ "good" he copies

✧ the next week, a package comes to your house, a very nice oversized denim jacket, with a card saying: NOT a birthday present, i ordered it for myself but it's too small so you can have it - jeonghannie :)

✧ you shoot him a text telling him not to get you any presents in the future and he only replies with it's not a present because it isn't even wrapped

✧ the jacket is totally your style and not his, so you know he's lying but you also can't be too mad

✧ he never really brings up why you don't like your birthday again. he never tries to organize a gathering or even a planned celebration dinner with you. he doesn't want to ever put you on the spot

✧ he figures if you ever feel more comfortable you'll tell him

✧ in upcoming years, he has his little jeonghan way of being a little kinder to you when it's coming around

✧ on the day, he'll do something for you without admitting it's for your birthday. it's something relaxed and besides, all he wants to do is spend time with you

✧ maybe he "randomly" tells you that he's craving your favorite food and he ordered way too much so you have to help him finish it

✧ or maybe he just so happened to be invited to an idol's concert and he can take you because he has an extra ticket ("you've literally never interacted with them" "yes i did on mnet in 2015" he literally sends a prepared clip)

✧ he always has his little explanation as to exactly why something is not a birthday celebration/present

✧ maybe he won something on going seventeen by cheating and wants to give you the prize because he won't use it

✧ the "non-presents" always come spontaneously so you technically can't say that they have a correlation to the actual day

✧ "i accidentally ordered the wrong shoe size" - it's literally a shoe you mentioned 5 months ago

✧ "they let us keep the accessories we wore on stage" - no they don't

✧ "i'm an ambassador for that brand anyway so i always have free stuff from them" - he would have had to post a thank you to that brand on his story

✧ but in the end, he just wants you to know he cares for you and wants to thank you, regardless of what day of the year it is

[mangooes]

Chapter 1 - The Moon and The Star

Chapter 2 - Heartbeats Strumming

Chapter 3 - Hope Is the thing with Feathers

The sound of alarm ringing wakes a certain girl from her dreamland. “Ugh what time is it.." as she groggily reaches for her phone to check the time. “Oh my aeons i’m so gonna be late!” As she jumps out of bed, sprinting towards the bathroom for a quick shower before putting up her high school uniform and dashes out the door running while tying her blue violet messy hair after locking the house door of course.

The girl’s name is robin, just your normal high schooler in seoul, south korea. She is a very well known young artist in the celebrity community, as her talent and love for singing spreads across the world, sometimes a bit of acting. As of today, she is starting her second year of high school. The girl rushed past the neighbors and streets, greeting those who went past her in a hurry.

The clock ticks as she runs towards her school,not wanting to be late for the first day, she runs without paying attention to the tall boy standing in front of her. “Excuse me! Oof!- “ as the girl and the boy fall together on the floor with Robin on top of the said boy. “Uhh, oh my aeons i’m so ,so so sorry!” The girl covered her mouth in disbelief as she stood up hurriedly while giving out her hand towards the boy. The said boy looks up to see the girl’s face with wide eyes as his dark gray ones stare into her light green eyes. The boy takes the girl’s hand, standing up from his previous akward position. “Um aha- sorry about that i didn’t pay attention to my surroundings, are you okay…?” The girl said slowly as she laughed in a silly manner. 

The boy just stared, seemingly in a daze. “Um hello?” The girl waves her free hand in front of the boy, stopping after hearing a certain bell ringing as she turns her head to look at the source of the sound. “Ah the bell has ringed, um im sorry but i need to-“ as the girl turns towards the boy to face him once more she finds herself in shock as the boy’s eyes were now glowing in a terrifying purple color, contrast to the gray colors of his eyes before. Black wisps seemingly surrounding him in an ominous vibe, sensing somethings off, she looks down towards the boy’s shadow seeing multiple purple eyes staring back at her with a nostalgic look, surprisingly comforting, as if she has experienced this before but still it freaked her out a bit. 

“Um excuse me but can you..? Let go of my hand…?” Robin starts slowly as she tries to pull her hand out from the boy’s grip as the boy snaps out of his trance as his eyes turns back to normal and the previous ominous vibe disappears in an instant. “Ah i’m sorry-“ “It’s okay i’ll be going now i’m sorry!!” Before the boy could even finish his sentence, the poor girl runs towards the school building without looking back. ‘This is so embarrassing!’ The girl thinks in her head as she zooms across the many students who greeted her with a friendly gesture as she returns it.

Meanwhile with the boy still standing in his place, his eyes never left the girl. Seemingly staring at her as she dashes away, emotions of longing were seen across his eyes, a yearning for his old lover, to fulfill the promises they made in the previous timeline. ‘I finally found you, Robin...my star....’ His trance was snapped out from the voices within his shadow.

“My king, it seems that she can see us.” A knight soldier of the shadow monarch states. “She looked quite scared of you, my liege, kekekkeke.” The ant king comments. “Yeah she can, though that means her memories are not intact...she doesn’t seem to recognize me nor you all” the boy sighed before giving out a command that has always been his priority in the previous timeline with authority, “Igris, follow her. Protect her like you used to.” “Yes my king, with pleasure.” The shadow knight called Igris says as he disappears, blending in the said girl’s shadow.

The said girl shuddered, catching sight of some trail of black zooming towards her on the floor. ‘What was that..?’ The girl looks around as she looks below to see her shadow. ‘I really need to stop worrying about these things, I'm definitely hallucinating.’ The girl sighed and walked to enter the orientation hallway filled with chatters of students from different grades and classes as she put on a smile without noticing how a pair or purple eyes seemingly stared at her form from her shadows.

Hey guys!! i know i have an acheron solo leveling fic goin on rn but i just feel like i need to publish this robins fic too sakjdnaskjsa i have too many ideas goin on rn LMAOO, so i'll write for them both at the same time! tho for the acheron fic im up to chapter 4 rn but i need to rethink again to make the plot more interesting :")) I'll post the second chapter for this robin fic tonight!! and maybe i'll write for a frieren hunter reader or like a hsr fic in general w no jinwoo in it :(( cuz i wanna start writing for mozee and dan heng too!

[cavillscurls]

You had me at puppy kink. God I need him to call me puppy and maybe he's daddy...👉👈 Need to be the pretty domesticated dog with fancy collars and well cared for, pampered, sheltered little pup meanwhile he's the heaving wolf dog outside, staring into the warm glow of the house with blood smeared on his canines and a need burning in his gut.

Where I have to hold a leash to pull him closer as he's fucking from behind, muzzle on because he kept biting and leaving too many marks and I need to be soft and decent. Presentable. I can't have big visible hickies. He's growling and pleading to have it off - running his mouth talking about how he'll eat me out after and be so good with his mouth. He won't bite (liar)

Need him to guide me in pet play. The sheltered pup who's use to being cared for by owners and neighborhood pups instead of mingling with the unrestrained dogs, the ones that pry from their leashes and drag their owners through the street. Teach me how to play wrestle...maybe get too excited pinning me down and Logan just starts ramming his cock in. Maybe he's too impatient to undress and just humps.

Just hhh aaaaa- 🦴🐾 (idk if these emojis are claimed but if not, id like to use them)

jesus fucking christ

you had me at logan in a muzzle. um HELLO. i adore the idea of him being a little wild while his partner is a bit more prim and pristine, in terms of their feral sides. none of that really matters in the bedroom though, does it? 😌 okay god that last part about use to being taken care of by others… and then suddenly she’s in his care…. IM THINKING !!! THINKING THINGS !!!

[istherewifiinhell]

well here we go folks

[ID: Close on 80s comic Megatron, black helm, large yellow optics. his excessive diaglogue: Indeed, Ravage. We have lived peacefully with the Autobots for eons slowly secretly gathering our strength and pursuing our technology, now we shall strike at those who have brought the stagnation of peace and plenty to cybertron. They shall learn the way of conflict... The way of war... The way of Megatron. END]

oh boy.... marvel transformers no. 1 (or 1-2 in tfuk...) published 1984.

normally id put my credits ABOVE the cut... but um...

plot: Bill Mantlo script: Ralph Macchio pencils: Frank Springer inks: Kim Demulder lettering: Michael Higgins, Rick Parker colour: Nelson Yomtov editor: Bob Buduansky EiC: jim shooter digital re-master by digikore studios limited. collection edits by Justin Eisinger and Alonzo Simon. editorial notes and assistance by Mark. W. Bellomo

jeez.... it takes a fucking village i guess. if youve seen my previous comics blogging, you might know digital remasters arent my fav... but. the amount of READING. in tiny tiny text. in this childrens toy comic. have any of u seen ennervated used in a comic before?? and speaking of reading...

[Caption box: But the Decepticons were fresh, fully fueled for the battle... the word fueled written strangely. END]

does. does that say fubleo?

[ID: 1. same captioned from the uk printing, saying fueled with two L's. 2. from an older US printing, much lower res and smudged, but the E and D still look correct with the rest of the type used. END]

So ADDING text errors. thats a new one.

anyway i couldnt begin to nor would i subject you to a comprehensive summary post. robot shit happens. the comic script seems to be fully printed into the book, even tho... surely the pictures are communicating... some of it. anyway. what are we here for.

[ID: Panel of Megatron walking towards the camera, menacing, canon raised saying "Strike! Strike! With all the might at our command! Death to the autobots and the decay they stand for!" END]

why he kinda...

[ID: Small drawing of Optimus walking, in a awkward maybe hurried way. END]

bigfooting it up here.

[ID: 1. small drawing with huffer doing repairs, hes faced away with his butt kind of popped out. 2. cartoon huffer drawn with really curvy portions at the chest and hips. END]

im not sure why 'huffer baby girl' is a thing but. you know. two nickles

[ID: Starscream and Thundercracker talking in jet mode. S: I told Megatron this frontal assault tactic he's so fond of is foolish, Thundercracker. Guile and stealth are far more effective than missiles in he long run. T: We have to follow Megatron's way, Starscream, It's been successful up to now. I don't think we should openly defy him as you've been known to do. END]

well least thats still the same

[ID: Tall narrow panel of a castle thats more gothic than scifi. "Meanwhile, inside the foreboding Castle Decepticon that was home to Megatron" END]

SORRY? he was just? draculaing it up on cybertron?? okay.

[ID: Panel showing a young man, buster, looking under Bumblebee's hood. Caption box: And. Not far away... Buster's thinking "The noises coming from this car are really weird! Almost like… Crying! It's been badly damaged-- leaking something that looks like… but isn't… oil!" END]

BUMBLEBEE CRYING??? HELLO??? what are you doing to my boy. (also yes. its not spike the ambiguously aged tradesman teen, son of a mechanic... but, Buster, bookish nerd who's father is disappointed in him reading to much trying to get a scholarship... [Chanel boots voice] okay... i see your foppish intellectualism and pink shirt buster.

finally. finally. IS THERE A SCRIPT DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE. fellas. this is not how a comic layout goes

[ID: Panel of Megatron in front of his assembled troops asking "... Are well all account for on this brave new world?" The panel is absolutely crammed with text, as all NINE of them sound off with a whole unnaturally phrased character bio paragraph, and Megatron concludes. END]

Im not sure that was.... the best way to do that.... but okay

[ID: Panel of Optimus and his Autobots just kinda standing around very 3/4 model sheet style, as Optimus says "Now let me insure that our people have each survived intact," followed by SEVEN autobot intros. END]

guys...... this is painful. WHAT is ironhide gonna do with his liquids?!?! what are bumblebees LITTLE LEVERS? altho... cute that he likes to swim?? at least there was less of them then the--

OH NO

[ID: A full PAGE of 10 additional autobot intros. END]

Head in hands.... why............... are they getting weirder as it goes or, am i just in increasing amounts of pain?

OKAY. thats post theres no more editorial beyond this point. but.... ocr'd these so..... if anyone is crazy enough want to peruse these ENTIRE BIOS. but needs some plaintext aid... (and re/unfixing the remaster errors lol) this ones for you. dont start of frenzy and rumble.....

Skywarp's up for raiding sir. And my teleportational power'll pop me right into their midst to make mischief. As ever, your cause is Thundercracker's great Megatron. Our land-bound enemy will be picked off at will as I soar over them, striking with rockets and sonic booms. As the fastest most maneuverable of Decepticon jet flyers, I, Starscream, shall continue to accumulate Autobot body-counts that enhance the reputation of our leader. Can the speeches, huh, Star? Rumble's back in town and I'm gonna shake the place up with some low frequency ground-waves. You hit em from up top and I'll do the job down here. And I, Frenzy, will shatter our opponents' equilibrium,using high- pitched soundwaves. I will not cease until every Autobot is slain, and you, Soundwave? I will monitor transmissions and read Autobot electrical impulses to learn their plans even my photographic memory serves as a defensive weapon. Does even that compare with Ravages power to slip undetected anywhere? And my own monitoring devices in my nose module allow me to smell, hear and detect electromagnetic radiation beyond that of any decepticon It all pales next to the artistry of Buzzsaw. I can pinpoint a hexnut at twenty miles with my optical sensors. And my beak has carved many an Autobot warrior into a masterpiece of scrap metal. Just leave some for Laserbeak, comrades allow me a few struggling survivors of our battle and I'm certain till pry some useful information from them with my optical lasers… Even if they die in the telling. Come. Our time to strike is later. The ship's brain has placed into our circuits the knowledge that this world possesses enormous untapped fuel resources resources we can exploit in our struggle against the Autobots.

Ironhide's ready to roll, Optimus, I may be old and ornery, but my steel-alloy skin hasn't been dented yet in battle. And I've got a bunch of new liquids I want to test out in my water gun, yessiree. Oh, I say we leave right now and forget about traipsing after the stupid decepticons, I'll use my stress testing sensors and mathematical skill to rebuild the ark and get us back to Cybertron where we belong. C'mon, Huffer, get with it! I only require a drop of fuel to run, so I'm going to explore this whole planet- especially since The Ark said so much of it is water, and Bumblebee's little levers love a good swim. Well, Sunstreaker isn't leaving until the rest of this world gets a look at the sleekest Autobot in the bunch. And if any Decepticon dares to mess with the finish-- he'll get two ground-to-air missiles stuffed where he won't want them. If you were as fast as Cliffjumper is, Sunstreaker, you wouldn't worry about your finish, and while I'm dodging fire my "Glass gas" can make any Decepticon brittle as ice. Hun, Brawn don't need any gas to rip things up, nobody's stronger'n me. One punch and yer buildin'-- or decepticon--goes bye bye. Sideswipe's right up there with you, Brawn, because I use my arms as Piledrivers. I admit, it's a little rash to rush headlong at Decepticon fortifications, but not one of them's stopped me yet.

Frankly, I'd rather be elsewhere hunting turbofoxes than with you roughnecks, but, while we're here, my electro-disrupter is charged up. It not only interferes with decepticon circuitry, it also makes me appear to be where I'm not that's why I'm called Mirage. Nice to hear how you got your name, Mirage. Now, I got mine, Bluestreak by being as fast as a blue streak.. Whatever that is. Some wise guys even said I talk a blue streak--whatever that is. Anyway, here I am. Listening to you, Bluestreak, taxes even the endless patience of Prowl. I have little to say, but my logic center dictates the most advantageous course of action in any situation. Well, that is neat-o, Prowl. But me, Jazz, I'd like to just cruise around and take in the sights. And if I've got to fight well my photon rifle and overhead flamethrowers can make things hot for the big nasties. You burn them, Jazz, but let Hound sniff, them out for you. My infra-red radiation collector makes me the best tracker on or off cybertron, and if I ever get lost, my hologram gun projects terrain maps to get me back on track. Just let Windcharger zoom ahead and scrap a Decept between my magnetic arms. I'll take in this planet's scenery later. The only thing Gears wants to learn about this planet is how to get off it. I hate this place already, I just know you're going to use me as a mobile transport unit again once we have to set up. Nuts. Let's go home Well, at least you don't have to patch Autobots up like old Ratchet does, when one of us busts himself up playing hero, but I've got the tools to fix anything-- even though I'd rather be partying than tinkering. And Wheeljack is the guy you've had to patch up most. I can't help it. I love to mess with gadgets -- especially our weaponry, like my shoulder cannons. I try to be careful, but sometimes it doesn't work. Thanks for being around, Ratchet, old buddy. I don't know how many times I, Trailbreaker had to use my force-field projector and hide behind my own barrier when you're experimenting with those shrapnel shells. You're worse than a wild Decepticon, Wheeljack.

[justanothersquidblog]

ohohoh questions!

-What are all the dynamics between kwami and holders? Does Trixx Nooro and maybe Pollen approve of what deep cut are doing? I’d think Tikki and Callie would get along. Also since Callie and Marie know each other’s identities how do Plagg and Callie get along, same for Tikki and Marie?

-so what’s your idea for how Pavo uses Amoks? Does she mostly use her own emotions or does she make amoks from other ppls emotions?

-how did Callie and Marie get the miraculous in the first place? Same for Pearl and Marina.

-can you tell me more about Tartar? What would he have his wish be? He’s very punchable I hope Ahato or Callie gets to punch him

-what point do Cerise/Pavo fall for each other?

-what is public opinion on all these guys?

HELLO IM AWAKE NOW HAHAHAH TIME TO ANSWER ..OH GOD OK I WROTE A LOT SO UM. UH- HERE'S A READ MORE THERE YOU GO EVERYTHING IS RIGHT UNDER THERE THERE'S A LOT TO GO THROUGH HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR MEAL!

-Callie and Tikki get along very well! Tikki loves the positivity! But her concern over Callie rises over time because while Callie will never get as lonely as she does between Splatoon 1 and 2 since she's got Tikki there, Tikki notices Callie's reliance on Marie and is worried over what ever may strain the two of them, so she can get a bit bossy over Callie, much to Callie's dismay. On the cuter side of things though, Callie also likes to dress Tikki up in little bows and glitter.

-Marie and Plagg meanwhile do NOT get along, usually. They care a lot about each other at the end of the day but it's usually constant arguing between them and Marie will constantly snark that Callie got the better end of the deal which Plagg will bite her hand and not let go till she takes it back. However, when Plagg serious-es up he really does and seems to know Marie better than she knows herself, so when she's at her most lost, he's there.

-Reverse though! Tikki and Marie get along nicely. It helps that Tikki is so cheerful and that reminds Marie of Callie, however Tikki always wants to have serious conversations with Marie since Callie always avoids those but Marie always finds it weird talking about serious things with a tiny fairy thing since Tikki wants to do it a lot. Callie and Plagg also get along great! She tries and fails at giving him a makeover a lot but he's a bit of a bad influence on her more impulsive actions.

While they initially think its a great idea to swap, the day they do ends in complete disaster of Marie overworking/panicking/overthinking and Callie accidentally dismantling a city block.

-As for Deep Cut! They LOVE their kwamis! And their kwamis love them! They're pampered and spoiled a lot and are never far apart from each other. From order of 'happy to crime' to 'most reluctant to crime' goes Trixx, Pollen, and Nooroo. Deep Cut's reasoning that all their proceeds are going to charity keep the kwami at least somewhat supportive (although trixx would be fine even if it wasn't for good reasoning the guy is a bit mischevious)

-Pavo uses both her own emotions and others when she's hiding somewhere- but if she's going out into town to attack as Pavo she always uses her own emotions which are usually based off of some form of suffering or stress or frustration.

-The Squid Sisters found their miraculouses in their changing rooms! Someone gave it to them secretly (it was Cuttlefish!) and they tried them on immediately just in time for Deep Cut(who got their miraculouses via their clans)'s explosive debut as criminals, whom they stopped and had a cat and mouse game with for a short while until Pavo showed up and started sending real monsters to fight.

-Pearl actually gets her miraculous from the Squid Sisters! They do the like, choose your temporary hero companion for a bit and when Marina gets captured during a villain attack, they help Pearl save her by giving her the goat. As for Marina! I think she'd get it from Octavio somehow I don't know how or why. Octavio didn't use the rabbit miraculous though he never know it was magical just a nice watch.

-Tartar is a skeeeeevy fucking guy and is constantly hovering over Ahato's shoulder. Pressing about her ratings, her success, what she'll do when she's Actually popular. His view is that perfection only exists in his view of it, and with such an insecure DJ on his hands- she's the perfect guinea pig to mold and push around. He keeps Ahato wanting the wish by supporting her dissatisfaction of herself and plans to steal the wish and reset the world in his image. Cause he's a cunt.

He will be punched don't worry.

-OUGH CERISE AND PAVO OKAY SO. I couldn't help myself but there's a BIT of a love square with that but at some point they both moderately crush on both forms of each other. It's sorta a 'fell in love first' and 'fell in love HARD' scenario for the first crush on the first persona and then the second persona. Callie had a silly lil crush on Pavo first ("SHES SO DARK AND MYSTERIOUS" "CALLIE SHES A CRIMINAL" "THATS HOT") but grew invested and tender towards Ahato. Meanwhile, Ahato had a crush on Callie first as she was one of the first people that Ahato felt was truly invested and kind to her and understood her work, but had the gay little "OH. OH." moment over Cerise which made her feel VERY embarrassed over being her nemesis.

-Cerise and Angora are equally beloved though fans constantly fight over who is better (which drives a slight crack between them). Deep Cut are hated by the government, police, and much of the public, though many are actually quite fans and see them as Robin Hood figures for their kindness towards needy civilians. Caprichaos doesn't show up often but she has a pretty punk fan base that adore her while the government don't enjoy her more radical and rough nature and Lapin is bathed in mystery which make many theorists intrigued and most of the public knowing nothing about her to care much.

[chayannecraft]

hey the last drawing will probably be uploaded tomorrow!! i know you'll understand but i've been very busy today :)

anyway i'm curious about if the other eggs have any sort of role in your au??

OH and if you want to talk abt what chayanne and phil's relationship is like, i've been very curious about that lol bc it seems like phil's both very protective of him and doesn't care about him that much. not saying you haven't thought it out i'm just eager to look more into his character!

Hello!! Yeah no I understand I’ve been super busy too. Finals season and everythang. It’s a curse. Oh my god. (Which is why im so late answering this ask hello omg!!!) But anyways yes hello oh my god questions!!!! 💖💖💖!!!!! YES!!! I WILL ANSWER

The other eggs have very loose roles but they do exist!! They sort of take up the space of the descendants-of-the-champions roles that Sidon and the others fill (although I’m not sure who is who at the moment, would have to think about that a little more!!) (I have no idea what role Tallulah plays, but I think she might be traveling around with Wilbur, more info on that later) but sometimes they’re also just like, normal random kids. They are all friends I promise. I don’t have a lot on them though so this is not that coherent.

CHAYANNE AND PHIL. WOUGH BOY. THIS IS A LONG ONE

You were right in that Phil is very protective of Chayanne!! I think a part of him knew Chayanne was The Chosen Hero, but when faced with the decision to send him off to what very well could have been his sons death, if not horrific trauma he was like um. No lol. Not doing that.

A consequence of the storyline in general is Phil isn’t very mentioned a lot, so it gives off the idea that he’s uncaring towards Chayanne, but I promise you that’s not the case!! (Not to make fun of you or call you out of course). Phil is actually very loving towards his son, and was devastated when he ran away with the Master Sword.

Then (for reasons I haven’t thought up yet) he’s pretty distracted but desperately trying to get his kid back. Until the calamity happens and they fail. Then he’s under the impression his son is just dead and he’s in mourning for the next 100 years (Why is he still alive in 100 years, you ask! Well! I took everything from these kids and I think taking their parents is a little bit too cruel so everybody is blessed by some sort of god that expands their lifespan a couple hundred ok :D!!!)

And then a little bit after botw someone goes to Philza and is like hey. The hero is back. He’s hanging out with Princess Pomme. He looks a lot like the missing hero from 100 years ago. Your son. Might be your son Phil. And Phil basically takes 3 seconds to process this before clawing himself up from his depression and being like OK. WE’RE GONNA GO GET HIM!!! AND IF ANYBODY TRIES TO STOP ME IM MAULING THEM. Of course he gets to hyrule RIGHT as totk plot starts and Chayanne goes missing so kind of an L BUT THEY DO REUNITE!!!

They get their moments. They also get a really tearful reunion where Chayanne is like dad im so sorry for running off oh my god :( I forgot you for a hundred years you must be so upset with me. And Philza is hugging him like oh my god my kid is ok. Oh my god. YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WHAT THE FUCK. And then just caries him around. And probably has some sort of beef with Missa because that’s Chayanne’s Hyrule-Dad. Meanwhile Pomme stands in the back ready to kill him if he makes one wrong move.

There’s a side story kind of sequel relating to that where Pomme and Chayanne have to grapple with the fact that Chay is also a prince and his dad misses him dearly and wants him to come home but they don’t want to be separated ever for the rest of their lives. Maybe even some parent bonding. Like a little family-person drama to contrast the cursed-destiny-supernatural-calamity drama and probably some Death Family Bonding.

[fappellmoan]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh guys. i have HILARIOUS updates for you from today. warning this post will be rambly but it has some hits and i think if im not your favorite character in life i really should be. ok

OKAY. so it all starts with a dream. i dream that ruby cruz is on my campus shooting smth and long story short she approaches me at one point, as shes abt to say smth my one friend pops in like 'oh hey is this your girl?' meaning FILM GIRL. and everything morphs in that moment like a fucking comical nightmare and im like What No except it was... and okay anyway. i didnt sleep a lot and this is the first dream mention of her in a while. well get this.

spot her on campus as lydia and i r fucking RUSHING bc not one but TWO buses passed us. im like huh first spotting of the semester odd time but ok.... meanwhile i just have this dread so ancient in me because she also has her film major so at any point i can be jumpscared. it wasnt even that real genuinely im at a point where im like ok that shit was fucking stupid and i shouldnt have gone thru all that so she sucks but whatever. anywho we rush into class late with the bESTTTTTTT prof <33333333 im settling im sat im figuring out the space. im sitting at the front however with lydia so like i take a little while to do some glimpses around the class... well get this!

yeah shes there. and im kind of like. sigh. okay whatever. lydias staring at me like Hey so um....... and im like Yeah im aware i know. but i see so many other film people i know to varying degrees so thats cool!!!! im like yippeee also my prof keeps referring to me directly so im like heyyyyyyyyyyy queen <3 esp bc she has like legit aphantasia and i didnt even participate That Much last year but it gets crazier! we're going through attendance and who's directly behind me but abby lee miller! jk um it's my friend im kind of having a flirty little moment with maybe? idfk so im like redactedddd what r u doing hereeeee. and theyre also well aware of the drama we bonded talking shit.

so yeah imagine being me. psychologically attacked every step of the way. except it's lowkey really fun and silly i was having a funny time. i had to laugh! and talked to people and it was fine. but also everyone knows each other to varying degrees and so im sitting there feeling like im being slowly cooked alive. in a fun way...

but also we watched joan is awful in class and the prof was telling us about how you can do it to your face and have a poster (except then netflix can use ur face!) and she singles out '[film girl] is awful' out of everyoneeeeeeee so i had to giggle i had to laugh like without knowing anything my prof is such an ally to me personally fucking love her <3 she also had an association with her and frankie grande and i was like yeah. make her gayappropriatingstraightbi ass uncomfortable. anyway.

and then also. sigh hello lydia if ur seeing this. i try to introduce lydia and that friend and after the typical introduction i was like 'yeah cool i mean ive talked to you about each other at various points!' like girl why would you say something like that. like huh. neither of them says anything and i save it by bringing up our bottoms plans but i was just sitting there in my own goddamn mind control room like yeah ok. girlfailureloser moment. why are you WEIRD. it's not even that real actually im awkward frequently and people roll with it but just given the energy of everything going on in class it was a really great way to end. and then we talked to that prof for a While after class she's literally the best she would do numbers on here. within the cool lesbian mutuals space anyway and thats all that matters. and we talked about bottoms !!!!!<33333 and willow and shes like yeah ok dyke in the most affectionate way i can possibly say that i love herrrrrr

[birlwrites]

im just imagining ttdl reg meeting evocatio reg and just being appalled by the idea of himself with james. meanwhile, ttdl evan has evocatio evan tied up and is interrogating him so he can find exactly how to convince reg to date him. and he’s doing this good cop/bad cop style, himself playing both cops (he makes his voice deeper and puts shades on whenever he’s pretending to be bad cop)

anon the way i WHEEZED when i read the last sentence

a concept: the way ttdl reg finds *out* that he was with james is by ttdl evan attempting to 'casually' ask evocatio evan 'so, how did you and regulus get together?' and then this whole SAGA of REVENGE FAKE DATING comes out. ttdl regulus's ability to Not Visibly React To Information is being SEVERELY strained. as soon as evocatio evan goes 'so regulus had this thing with potter and then potter dumped him--' ttdl regulus is broken. that's it he's done. FIRST OF ALL the idea that he would ever 'have a thing' with james potter, SECOND OF ALL the idea that JAMES WOULD BE THE ONE TO END IT???? HELLO??????????? WHY DIDN'T EVOCATIO REGULUS DUMP HIS ASS IMMEDIATELY. WHY DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN. WHAT.

meanwhile, ttdl evan, fake casually: oh! um, well, *my* regulus does not like. willingly breathe the same air as potter, so i don't think that would ever happen for us. um. how did you come up with fake dating *specifically* as your revenge tactic--

while ttdl evan is interrogating evocatio evan, ttdl regulus is attempting to be Loudly Irritated at evocatio regulus for 'having a thing' with potter, but he keeps being foiled by evocatio regulus AGREEING WITH HIM. like:

ttdl regulus, shaking with rage: HE STOLE SIRIUS. HE PLAYS OBNOXIOUS PRANKS AND THINKS IT MAKES HIM COOL. HE--

evocatio regulus: i mean yeah. but also in my defense he *is* objectively attractive--

ttdl regulus, apoplectic: NO HE'S NOT

[ngc-5194]

👀 for au meme

hello dear nonny <333333333

for you i offer up an au for a show that. i don't think any of you following me care about. (also i should disclaim to anyone who does care that i. have only finished the anime. i picked up the manga a while ago but i dropped it and i have yet to pick it back up and finish it. im sorry.) so with that in mind:

seraph of the end is a show about vampires and thats. as good of a summary as any that isnt a million pages long. now. this au is pretty simple. it's just a swap au. however. the issue with yuu being the one to become a vampire is. it's yuu. no matter what sort of deal he's offered to keep parts of his 'humanity' he's going to hate every moment of it. mika meanwhile is. have you ever wanted to see a man wallow in guilt for 4 years straight .no? too bad hes doing it anyway . mika still ends up stabbing him though if only because that scene is Iconique (<- to be read with bad french accent) and the drama is . i like it.

in summary. um. gay people 👍

[skylermouse]

OC Crossover pt 1 Cookie Run : Mini Kingdom

Star (me) : hey you two :D

Marco: Fuck me

Sky and Marco turn to the source of the voice, only to frown almost immediately upon visual contact with the source.

Sky: What do YOU want

Marcos feathers slowing starting puffing up, his wings flaring out to cover Star’s view Sky

Star: Rude >:(… anyway I was wondering if you two would like to go on a small journey-

Marco: when you say small do you mean that we’ll be there for several unbearable weeks until you feel like bringing us back

The pair stare at Star awaiting an answer, only for her to start smiling

Star: Correct my feathery friend… oh would you look at the time, time for you to get going

Sky: Do we get a say in this…

Star: :)…….. Absolutely not!

Star snaps her fingers, allowing a portal to be created under Marco and Sky.

Marco: oooh you stupid *falls* BIIIIIIIITCH

The portal closes returning the room to a weird silence

Star: hope they find out that I changed it up a bit for their own enjoyment

*Meanwhile in the Other Universe*

(Takes place near the beginning

Gingerbrave: They won't bother us again-

*Cue Sky and Marco falling out of a portal, with Marco landing half way into the

ground*

Marco: I hate the bitch….

Sky stands, trying to get an understanding of the surrounding

Sky: Where the Hell are we any way?

Sky: and WHY do I feel different

Marco pulls himself from the hold made from the impact he looks relieved for a few seconds before slowly changing into a horrified look

Marco: Sky… take a look at yourself please

Sky:….why….?

Marco: Sky I’m begging you in the name Christ to look at yourself please.

Sky slowing look down at one of her paw to see that it’s not longer covered in fur but in a smooth texture… frosting.

She glances back at Marco to see that he too gone through the transformation

Both: What… The…. Fu-

Gingerbrave: Um… Hello..

The two animals turn to see a group of people- wait no, cookies staring back at them

Gingerbrave: who are you two….. and why the heck did you both fall out the sky-

*Wizard jabs his elbow into the Gingerbrave’s waist silencing him*

Wizard: What Gingerbrave meant to say was… are you to okay?

Sky stands up tumbling a little bit

Sky: We’re fine… but one question… WHERE THE EVER LIVING F*CK ARE WE

The cookies back up not knowing that an animal could use such vulgar language

Gingerbrave: First off language, there are children around here

Sky and Marco: -_-

Gingerbrave: Second, You’re in Earthbread, the land where is cookies and many more live!! :D

Sky: (Earthbread…. Where have I heard that name before….)

Sky: (………. Oh wait)

Sky: Is your name.. Gingerbrave by any chance

Ginger’s eyes widen

Ginger:… how did you know that…..

Sky: Your friend said your name earlier.. Wizard Cookie am I right?

*Wizard Cookie nods*

Sky: For now all I can say I’ve heard about you before.. but where.. I won’t be telling you~

Ginger:(ok.. creepy)

Ginger: Anyway…. What your name little mouse?

Sky: (Bitch, Im about two time taller than you sitting down!)

Sky: Names Sky and the Parrot hybrid over there questioning his sanity is Marco and what are the rest of your names?

Gingerbrave: Well you’ve already met me and Wizard Cookie, I guess the only one you haven’t met is Strawberry Cookie-

Sky pushes the two boys to the side to get a better look at the hooded figure

Strawberry: H-hello

Sky pulls Strawberry Cookie to her neck fluff embracing her while wagging her tail wildly

Skye: YOU’RE SO CUUTE

Strawberry: (ok.. awkward�� pls help..)

Sky looks beside Strawberry to see a shiny object that looks similar to the shape of Gingerbrave

Sky: Ooooh… HEY MARCO STOP HAVING A MENTAL BREAK DOWN AND GET YO ASS UP

Marco gets up from the ground to see the same object Sky is staring at

Marco:…. dafuq?

A small gnome looking creature waddles towards the group

Sugar Gnome: Why that’s a special cookie cutter

Ginger: Yo check me out, if it fits, I sits

*cue entire group sweat dropping*

Sky: Dude WTF-

After the whole using the Cooke cutter thing

Chili Pepper: Okay, what's going on? Who are you? Cops? Back it up, boys! Don't even think about messing with me

Sky: (Oh no, I can see this escalating terribly)

Sugar Gnome: Don’t Fight. We used the Cookie Cutter and viola! You’re here!

Chili looks over to see the two animals

Chili: who are the animals?

Strawberry: Sky and Marco… right?

Sky: Yea-

Chili: Yeah Whatever..

Marco: B*TCH!

Chili walks up to Marco, fury in her eyes

Chili: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME BIRD BRAIN

Marco: FIRST OF ALL, YOU DONT TALK TO A LITTLE GIRL THAT WAY, SECOND YOU ASKED WHO WE WERE, SHE ANSWERED, SHOW SOME GOD. DAMN. RESPECT.

Marco’s feathers puffed up, he spreads his wings and his spiraled pupil dilates

Chili backs up surprised by the animals sudden anger

Chili: This isn’t over bird brain…

Sugar Gnome 2: TROUBLE! TROUBLE!

Ginger: Don’t tell me, Cake monsters AGAIN

Sugar Gnome 2: Dutti-do! Giants are attacking the castle! Blood-red eyes! Razor-sharp teeth, yellow as the sun!

Sky: (ick, ever heard of personal hygiene)

Sugar Gnome: No doubt they are after the Castle's great treasures, mm-hm

Chili: Treasures?! Did you just say "treasures?" Why didn't you tell me that in the first place! Now yer talkin'—!

Marco: (At least we know how to get her to help)

Ginger: We need to get there quickly!

Sky: Oh I Know! You guys can ride on me and Marcos back, Im really fast so we should be there in seconds!

Sky: Fair warning though, Marco can’t fly straight and often does a lot of sky stunts….

Ginger and the gang huddle up and discuss who’s riding who

Ginger: So… which animal you guys riding

Strawberry: Well.. Sky seems to be the more safer option

Wizard: As much as I like adventure…. Im going with the mouse

Brave: Looks like me and Chili are going with the Parrot

Chili: WHAT?! I DIDNT I AGREE TO THAT

Brave: Well… you need to try a get along with him after that situation earlier

Chili: FUCK THAT! HE CALLED ME A B*TCH

Brave: Again, Language, and that sounds more like a you problem :)

Chili: BUT-

Brave: Alright let’s go! :D

Brave grabs Chili’s arm with a firm grip and drags her over to the parrot, throwing her onto his back and climbing on, meanwhile Strawberry and Wizard are climbing onto Sky’s back, cling onto her fur

Sky and Marco: Are you guys READY?!

Brave: Yep :D

Strawberry: S-Sure

Wizard: Yes

Chili: Whatever…

In a quick flash Sky speeds off leaving only a cloud of dust

Gingerbrave:….

Chili:…. on second though…. Im glad you dragged me onto the parrot Gingerbrave

Marco starts flapping his creating clouds of dust with each flap until he lifts himself off the ground

Gingerbrave: The Castles that way, by the way

Marco: Alright let’s go…

First time writing a story including ocs, I will accept any critics as long as their not harsh

[44doggyriver]

Word girl in Leslie’s Allergy

  Narrator Listen for the words allergy and rash. One sunny day in Our boutique city Becky bosfurd aka Wordgirl is at her house with Bob aka Captain huggy face. Becky/wg Bob be quiet Pretty princess is on don't eat so loud. Bob/HOok squeak. Becky /word girl Yes i know you  have a new peanut flavored snack puff but you being so messy it's been  years since we moved out of  mom and dad's house you need to be cleaner where not kids any more.  Bob/ Chf Sighs  Narrator  Meanwhile Mr.Big is on his way back from year round flower shop to pick up an order of flowers in the shape of a bunny head to decorate his penthouse office while Leslie is just arriving at work for the day.  Mr. Big Good morning Lelsie, I got a new flower for the office . Leslie Good mmorn-n-n  achoo, achoo achoo, morning  s-sir. Mr. Big Blessyou Leslie.  Leslie  Thankyou s- achoo sir. Mr big  Leslie i  need you to take these flowers to the longe  and to the  desk room. Leslie  achoo  achoo yes sir.

 Oh dear, looks like Leslie has the sniffles meanwhile at Becky's house  Becky/wg Bob That's enough snacks you had 2 party size bags of chips and candy  soda  2 bucks of fried chicken and french fries and  2 cakes! Bob/CHF o eeeek aahh. Becky/wg IT your fault you have a stomach ac you stay here but remember tomorrow we start our week with Mr big and Leslie.  We've done a week with  every other  ex villain except them. Today is Sunday, our last day with LDR,well it's mine. I tell her you're sick but take medicine, no more junk food, only healthy and stay in bed. Narrator Back at Mr. BIgs penthouse office Leslies siffles only got worst.Mr.Big Um Leslie   are you feeling ok today you've been sneezing a lot and um uh you have red bumpy spots on your feet, neck, hands, chest and face. Leslie Yes sir i'm just a bit sneezeie and itchy because I’m  aller-Mr big ok then go finish your list Leslie  sighs Yes sir.. Narrator That night Becky returns home to Bob who's no longer sick. Becky/wg Good to see you feeling better Bob go to bed early to help finish your recovery ok. Ep ook ahh  e week epk.Becky/wg Good night love you too. Narrator back at the penthouse office Mr big and Leslieare leaving for the day. Mr Big good buy Leslie see you tomorrow when you're not sick  come on squishy bunny it time for night night. Leslie Go-o achoo achoo achoo goodnight sir see you then sighs only if he'd listen that I'm not sick but that I have an allergy to something in his office. Narrator: You do Leslie what are you allergic to. Leslie whispers to the narrator. Oh so that your allergic to mr big isn't having it is well good night. Narrator   The next day at Mr.Big's penthouse office when Leslie arrives at work Wordgirl and Captain Huggy face her along with her boss. Wordgirl Hello Leslie how are you today? Leslie Hello  Wordgirl,sir im g-go-o-o Achoo,Achoo,AChoo grumbles and scratches her arms, legs , neck and face. Wordgirl Leslie, are you ok? You seem to be coming down with something. Leslie Yeah i'm f-f-f achoo achoo , I guess I'll have to quit sorry sir I have an allergy to . Mr.Big What no Leslie You can't quit I need you!  Leslie Sorry sir but  I cant keep working here if I keep sneezing and getting this rash.  Huggy squeak eek ook. Word girl Good question huggy a allergy means your body doesn't like something like how leslie is sneezing and has a rash but she's not sick she has a allergy.Huggy ook eep oo Word girl a rash is when your skiing gets red and bumpy and really itchy.  Narrator Two days later they  are still trying to find what Lelsies allergic to. But it was getting dark and Lelie was still too itchy and sneezie to tell them her allergy.   Narrator Thursday soon rolled around and Leslie was getting her things packed to leave. It was her last day working for Mr Big. Word girl  Leslie  Lets go get some lunch. Mr.Big I’ll miss you  when you're gone Leslie I won't have another assistant like you Leslie  I'll  miss you too sir thank you. Once they left the office word girl knowdeised  something  happened.Word girl Hey Leslie you're not sneezing any more. Mr.Big Yeah so what are you allergic to Les? Leslie  I’m allergic to flowers. Mr Big Flowers really Leslie well let's get them out of the office and clean up any pollen, so you can stop sneezing and your rash will go away for good.    Narrator so Mr Big Wordgirl and Huggy got the flowers cleared out of Mr Bigs office.  Word girl Mr.Big is glad to keep you here Leslie.She said as  she put ointment on Leslies rash  in  a bathroom in Mr bigs skyscraper   since leslies rash had spread to under her close and she was only wearing a bra and  panties. Leslie, I'm glad too.   Word girl Once you   get dressed Mr. Big Huggy and I will meet you in  Mr Big’s office so you can take  some medicine for your  sneezing problem . As Leslie  grabbed her pants and shirt of the coat hook on the bathroom wall. Once she entered mr bigs office he gave her some grape bubble  gum allergy medicine . Narrator   After some lunch and a nap Leslie started to look and feel better and Wordgirl and Huggy help Mr.big keep his favorite employee see you next time on another   adventure of  WORDGIRL!

[quietbluejay]

Sins of the Wreckers 2

warnings for some discussion of suicide (and discussion of pulling the plug on a character in a coma), also some spoilers for a death in Requiem of the Wreckers

salty arcee lol

Arcee runs off

Arcee: another nasty blackout, Kup. You should get that seen to

arcee: i want to beat up prowl myself arcee: wtf he wants someone who isn't me to rescue him arcee: springer sucks anyways

IT IS HE

and yes I do in fact need to post this entire page, the art is A+

ok i am gonna say it one negative to Roche's writing is you have to read it like at least 6 times to figure out what the heck is going on maybe it's just me but i've found it like physically hard to parse the art and follow what's going on for a lot of it first and even second times through it's easier breaking it down like this

but gosh is the art punchy

-???: Hello, Prowl -meanwhile Prowl is lying on the ground screaming

ok im going to aside and say that the panel of his eyes is probably why i thought he got kidnapped straight from combiner wars because that eye does NOT look like it got medical attention

a police car shows up, saying "Verity Carlo?"

Verity: Stakeout!

the police car transforms into a giant robot and punches the polar bear

meet Stakeout, he's kind of an infantilizing ass

-Verity: geez, I feel bad about the bear now. They're kinda rare -meanwhile the bear shakes its head groggily from behind them

I don't like Stakeout

Verity: you left me

Stakeout says it wasn't safe for her any more. He came because the message that she'd sent saying she was blackmailing Prowl read more like a cry for help than anything else

uhhh "half-peace"???? Roche, have you even been paying attention to the other comics again, how is something that makes the autobots look bad going to reignite the war between the two sides? what are the decepticons living as secondhand citizens on cybertron going to go "oh look proof of war crimes" and start a rebellion? well it did kind of happen but for like the opposite reason lol The Autobots aren't even in charge!

it's been five years, she's got to be in her mid-20s like okay i know i call 21 years old kids but like if i was Verity i'd be a lot more resentful of being treated like a child especially given her personality it does kinda make sense in character i guess. if you go with "they're all children to us" as the interpretation of Cybertronian-Human relations

Verity lies down on the back seat and clutches her stomach, grimacing

she says she needs to do this now, while she's still able

Stakeout says what she needs is rest

Stakeout: I'll go as smoothly as I can

Sins of the Wreckers is a comedy

friend: so, what was Arcee going to do if she managed to kill her only lead who is extremely human and delicate?

it would have been very funny I don't think Arcee thought this through very well

so Arcee and Kup are hanging out near the moon

Kup knew that if there'd been any way, Springer would have been there to get him out, and that was what was depressing

not because he didn't get rescued, but because it meant Springer hadn't woken up

there's a beat panel

-Kup: so I'm tellin' ya, kid - not askin' ya; not pleadin' with ya…this is Kup orderin' ya… -Kup: wake up -Kup falls silent and looks down

Dresden Files vibes

or maybe he just didn't care

and that right there is a statement about how he can't let go when the last scene we saw with him it was "the wreckers are dead, peace killed us" but he can't imagine a world without the wreckers

it's kind of darkly funny that they kicked Whirl out of the Wreckers for trying to mercy-kill Springer

Impactor: That's not the same. That's not the same and we can…

Impactor: I can help him, I…

???: I, um, heh, excuse me…

friend's analysis of Impactor:

this is really interesting impactor stuff it's a little pathetic? but it's also. that's his whole life he made being a wrecker his whole life he expected it to be his death he settled into the role with the full understanding he'd never be anything else again and now he has to be he says peace killed the wreckers but he always expected the wreckers to kill him …huh this ties in with him talking springer into killing him in the finale huh he's been suicidal this entire time in retrospect it's kind of upsetting that he did that i don't think that's a satisfying conclusion to this like the solution to "i don't know how to live as anything else" is not "well maybe if you're lucky a last second chance to die as a soldier will come along" yeah last time i was just like "this is unreasonably traumatic and a bad time to kill someone off thematically" now i'm like. this sucks.

my response: you're trapped in the cycle until you figure out how to die

(and thus we decided Impactor needed to star in a florist AU)

me: the older i get the more i realize, you have to live through so many things you thought you could never survive "you are not obligated to complete the task but neither are you permitted to desist from it" wait i have one more thing to add to this: Impactor has an obligation to start the task

we'll continue with mystery voice next time! sorry if the Impactor stuff was a bit unclear

[m1ckeyb3rry]

FRR but also omg wait maybe you’re just yona fr…actually yeah wait why is this hairstyle not used more?? Like compared to the mother death flag hair (please tell me ykwim if not this’ll sound bad out of context [ig it’s bad in context too though SHSHSHS])

LMAOOO NO ITS GOOD lowk I actually don’t fully mind the flashbacks like everyone shits on them about I like seeing more about characters shshshshs and they aren’t egregiously long so but no actually I NEED pursuit flashbacks how else am I supposed to see Barou alive flashbacks are good dw….but yeah genuinely I actually do think they’re helpful?? Like yeah people shit on them in BLLK but generally speaking I enjoy them instead of having a character just explain their backstory yk

HEHE ILYT <3 but LMFAOO MADDIE also wait the DIVA MEME??? Talk about timing fr im getting so much diva meme content only AFTER you mentioned it

Wait also on the subject of igaguri seeing him actually in BM uniform has me feeling like wdym he’s on the field???

LMFAOOO guys pursuit spinoff ch Mira and Karasu anon edition fr

I also think it’s funny how this side quest is progressively getting longer and longer LMAOO

- Karasu anon

HAHA i’m fr just yona but with black hair instead of pink!! karasu is my hak UM WHO SAID THAT anyways…yeah idk i wish there was more variety in female hairstyles there’s like the dead mom hairstyle (i know exactly what you mean) the fuckass bob the long pin straight hair and the high ponytail…either that or it’s like INSANE hairstyles that no real woman would ever wear

i enjoy flashbacks!! i think a lot of people make fun of them in blue lock specifically because kaneshiro uses a ‘character is struggling -> we see character’s backstory -> character succeeds’ formula with some frequency (the “backstory merchant” nickname for bm does draw a little teehee out of me tbh) but AGREED we need flashbacks in pursuit just for the barou stans out there 😩🙏🏻 aka us tbh

THE DIVA MEME WITH IGAGURI I WAS LIKE HELLO??? why are they in our walls for…but it was so funny i had to send 😭 but yeah i think it’s so funny how igaguri got straight to work after getting on the field like honestly i have to respect the hustle 🤩 other characters take pages of build up and have their backstories thrown in before they do smth relevant (ex kiyora and hiori) meanwhile igaguri knew he had three minutes to shine and fouled rin in less than a chapter 😩 that’s the kind of mentality that cannot be trained /hj

LMAOOO YES you and me in pursuit on our way to rizz up karasu and otoya WHO SAID THAT omg wait i’m going to come up with pokémon teams for us now HAHA stay tuned (also there probably will be repeats from actual pursuit characters because all of the good ones are gone now and i’m basing this on vibes alone)