#ME WHEN I CATCH UP TO RATS
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#ME WHEN I CATCH UP TO RATS#rats smp#rats in paris#rats smp fanart#roscumber#owengejuicetv#apokuna#krowfang#snifferish#watermunch#bekyamon#my art
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Okay so with the line "the olive tree where we first met" we have two equal hilarious options.
When penelope was sassily like oh I'll marry you if you make a living bed out of this tree right here! Cue penelope stumbling over odysseus very very carefully digging up the tree "because how else is he going to get it to itacha we can't have a wedding bed out in the open in sparta duh"
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2. Penelope, knowing that Helen's suitors would soon be arriving to take over her home for a while. Snuck out and went on her own wacky shenanigan filled journey where she scoped out all the major players. Odysseus caught her spying in an olive tree. And when she got back she told Helen she had dibs on the cutie from itacha.
#epic the musical#epic spoilers#Itacha saga#penelope#Odysseus#Odypen#odysseus x penelope#Young odypen courting was filled with wacky nonsense basically canon confrimed#The line “....where we first met” implying that they first met under that specific olive tree#Which has to have some absolutely insane logistics that only odypen (and maybe Athena) could pull off#Odypen being 🥰 🤝 rat bastards in love#Option one odysseus Athena please please please helpppp me pen said she'd only marry me if I made a wedding bed out of this tree#Athena: once again I think you are praying to the wrong person but fuck it how do you think you're going to keep that tree alive#Odysseus: ....a large bucket?#Athena gimme a sec okay I need to go have ares bash my skull in before I watch something this stupid#Athena: checking in on penelope her chosen weaver only for her to be pulling her hair out#Penelope (to her cousins): why did I fucking say that! Beating fathers already an impossible challenge why did I say that#He's going to think I was making fun of him! He's not going to want to marry me now!#Helen: weren't you? Making fun of him?#Penelope: That's not the point!#clytemnestra: Hey he's digging the tree up and has the biggest bucket I've ever seen#Penelope: what?! Trips over every item in the room and gets tangled in her curtains blushing like crazy#Athena: ....it's been a while since I checked up on diomedes training. He'd never put me through this nonsense#Option 2#Helen's maybe a little nervous and wants to know more about who she has to potentially marry and penelope promises her she'll get rundown#Helen did not expect penelope to disappear but she probably should have....it'll probably be fine. Right?#Some kings penlope just straight up greets some she stays hidden and spies#Odysseus is the only one who catches her (he trains woth Athena in the olive Grove#She was not happy when odysseus nearly tripped onto her spear point face first when he saw the strange pretty girl)#And odysseus who's been king for a few years now knows every lady's face because he'll probably have to marry one of them someday
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[ID: An animatic of Stephanie Brown as Robin set to Tears over Beers by modern baseball. The images are paired with the lyrics. Stephanie as spoiler staring longingly at Bruce, Tim and Cass on a rooftop is paired with "he needed more than me". A compilation of sketches of Steph as robin go with "im friendly and thoughtful and quite awfully pretty". Finally a redraw of Steph's firing as Robin is paired with "but he needed more than me". End ID]
been trying to finish a comic for. Weeks now (just been hitting a lot blocks) and quickly threw this together as a break from it! Do you guys ever think about Stephanie Brown…
#dc comics#stephanie brown#robin#batfamily#read the first issue of her run in the main robin book recently after mostly knowing it via her appearance as robin in the batgirl title#and via snippets of other issues#oughhh bill willingham when i fucking catch you#SHE WAS SO EAGER. THEY LEAVE IT UP TO THR AUDIENCE AS TO WHY BUT SHE WAS SO EAGER#ROBIN WAS JUST HER CONSOLATION PRIZE AND EVEN THEN IT WAS TAINTED BY BRUCES MISTRUST#WHICH ULTIMATELY LED TO HER DEATH#AUGH. THROWING UP EVERYWHERE#^ willingham gets not credit for that as far as im concerned they did not give a rats ass about steph in her robin arc#christ…it makes me wanna read early era timsteph or bg!era steph to just#heal for a minute. I mean those eras are complex in and of themselves w their own pros and cons (i mean i like both tho)#But they dont hurt as much as her robin era knowing whats to come…#sidenote i often see ppl praise the way stephs temper is portrayed in her robin era and while its nice to see her anger factor in#considering its like. A less consistent character trait in the modern era? Its there tho in bits and drabs#im just very cynical of it in her robin era knowing that they’re (partially) using it to set up why shes a doomed robin. Complex feelings#mine
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Forgive me, forgive me. I ask, I beg, I pray, but it never comes.
You know I find it incredibly bewildering to see just how much kalki reflects myself in him like YEAH Duh of course he does, he’s my little guy it’s like his full time job. But at the same time he is a fully functional facet of my being and he is at the mercy of my whimsies, and whatever he discovers in his arduous journey of self realisation is ultimately a reflection of what I discover in the real world. It’s also incredibly funny because ffxiv lore for dark knights is really baked into the idea of (re)discovering yourself amongst the bloodshed and continuing to live and love and thrive despite the world working against us. who would have thought such a raw message could come from an mmorpg side quest about edgy emo boys of all places
also adamantite armour of fending i would lay down my LIFE for u
variant + phone bg version + ID below the cut
tch as if you guys are actually going to use artwork of my little guy as your phone background. i know. how dumb. let a girl dream. i should make an alternate version but it's of Fray and Myste
[START ID: A picture with a red background focusing on the character's bust that is placed to the left of the image's centre. He is coloured with a dark blue overlay, contrasting with the red background. He has brown skin, long black hair that falls over his shoulders, and is wearing blue and gold armour and earrings. He is looking at the viewer, right eye dark brown and the left an glowing unnatural red, with an expression that looks determined and angry and yet bitter and forlorn. In the foreground and on the right side of the piece, a miniature version of the character stands coloured in a light blue overlay and wearing the same blue and gold armour, looking as if he is glowing. He is facing towards the left of the piece, or perhaps at the character bust, his expression unreadable. Above the miniature character's head is the symbol representing the FFXIV dark knight, coloured in gold. END ID.]
#the burst of creativity that shot through me is indescribable. i can only hope this is a sign that i am FINALLY out of art block#but OF COURSE my creativity comes back right when gamsat is around the corner. it's always a fucking exam. i fucking hate myself#maybe this piece is supposed to be vent art at how I CANNOT MANAGE MY SHIT AND I AM JUST. NOT DOING THINGS RIGHT. NOT DOING THINGS RIGHT !!#and i tell myself it's fine but maybe it's NOT fine? i told myself i'd work on it but nothing is getting worked on#nothing productive at all. not even for uni nor for myself. nothing is happening at all. it's just going through the days#waking up. wishing i'd slept more. stare at my laptop for hours. youtube. watch 10mins of lectures. then a nap. then the laptop. then sleep#but i dont and it pisses me off because nothing is working. i'm like if linguini lost his rat and i'm staring at the kitchen catching fire#maybe go to class if it's on for that day. scrambling notes together. pretending i DO have my shit together#i COULD put out the fire. but i'm not. i could and i can but im not. the extinguisher is in my hand. fire's not going out. i'm still here.#maybe. maybe that's why drk resonates with me so much. at the end of the day. maybe i am just a stupid bastard#-who can't get their act together. who actively shoots themselves in the foot and bleeds all over the place trying to make something happen#only this time- this time the perpetrator isn't someone i can point at and demand answers from. it's me hi i'm the problem it's me#and i can- i SHOULD find a way to make this all work. to make this whole Living My Life business work. but the extinguisher's in my hand#wow okay that was really heavy anyway uhhhhh TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGSSSSS#ffxiv#ff14#ffxivwol#ffxiv wol kalki#ffxiv dark knight#artoftheagni#and the fire keeps going#tw eyestrain#cw bright colors#idk the red is really bright and it;s nice for my eyes but idk for anyone else
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full cleaning after a Real Bad Slump so im like yay the closet has been cleaned 🙂👍 *looks at the rest of the room* wuh oh
#doesnt help that i also have a bunch of laundry to catch up with that i was doing earlier but then whoop. power outage.#listen one of my sons literally died (<- rat son) at the worst possible time its not my fault it got this bad. 😤#i already was slightly behind on cleaning bc of work and cage upgrading but ready to address it after my super busy week#but then mac got so sick and i had to spend literally all my free time from work taking care of him#and THEN when he died i was really upset about it and didn't WANNA clean -_- i needed a moment ok. so it spiraled#but that's all in the past its time for a new start#*looks at the mess between me and my new start* wuh oh#avpost
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now a dnd party with a strong bond and synergy is great and all and i'm confident that my party will get there but as of right now only about 5-6 sessions in we've had multiple shouting fights, countless threats, and one instance of pvp. now. i hope this changes. me and one guy are sort of working to fix that. but it's so fun don't discount the joys of you and your friends pretending to hate each other
#william is arlocks apprentice no one has an issue with william other than that he's a giant gecko and we dont know if he needs pants or not#arlock is. arlock is a giant situation of a human soul that was beamed into a robot body in a failed ritual to put a god in there#old enough to be avalon's dad. likes to think he's intimidating (he IS avalon just doesn't CARE)#he and avalon have an uneasy truce because they realized they have similar situations#azazel is possibly not of this realm but very sweet and told us what he knows so he's okay. similarly alister seems to be pretty up front#id say they're the normalest but that is extremely situational. they know how to communicate. alister is a bloodhunter/cleric so. shrugs#hanari is jester if jester was a mad scientist. arlock Liked hanari and then got put off by their tricks and riddles#meanwhile avalon thinks hanari is the funniest mf in the world (also i'm just super close to hanari's player and i think she's hilarious)#saint/mav the rogue-barbarian jekyll/hyde normal man and infernal patron in a human body that's a little nuked#he turns into the hulk when he's mad. saint is also very nice. maz is. maz sure is. he likes hanari and azazel#arlock and azazel got into a fistfight but it was my fault 👍 i wasn't At Fault tho. me and arlock talked afterwards hes essentially a vet#avalon's just a rat bastard. unreliable narrator#there is so much potential in here we just need to learn how to not put each other on edge#thinks about last session where we spent an hour yelling at each other on how to handle an imp that wasn't supposed to be there for that#long. our poor dm. we keep catching little demons and trying to befriend them#me and arlock are gonna kill that thing when maz and hanari aren't looking tho
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crowley's voice cracking and aziraphale touching his lips after the kiss will probably haunt my nightmares for the foreseeable future
#MICHAEL AND DAVID YOU BASTARDS I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE#i actually do not know but mentally i am living in your walls like a depressed feral rat#THERE WAS NO NEED#I HATE WHEN THEY'RE SO GOOD THEY MAKE ME FEEL EVERY EMOTIONS KNOWN TO MEN#i feel like throwing up#no for real im nauseous#this is how much i cried#neil gaiman if i catch you ill probably start sobbing right in your face#like sir i love you it was beautiful and tragic but im already mentally ill#gos2 spoilers#good omens spoilers#aziracrow
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one of the new idle camp animations has jaheira talking to a rat messenger they did that for me
#the rat is me!!!!!#me when rats: 😍🤩🥰😁🫶#.txt#patch dropped at 6 am for me like i only just now woke up im catching up
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So seeings how ai work still fucks me up at the mere thought of it maybe just maybe i can get over it if i vent my frustrations out on it here?
#art hasnt been fun for me for a while for a different reason but with the introduction of ai work its just made my mindset worse#like what the fuck how dare you take the one thing im good at and make it meaningless#the only thing i may be capable of doing as a job and its being threatened with obsoletion?#“oh it helps speed up work flow” ok but why do you need it now?#why cant you just wait?#thousands of things to consume already but you want to have more?#and then when it turns out to not be good then ppl riot?#i just dont understand the push to have ai work be used in the industry#i couldnt give a rats ass if you use it for personal use but i give a mighty fuck about it being used in the industry#bc while some ppl still commission artists larger corps will not bc theyre too busy trying to scam every goddamn nickle and dime out of -#their consumer base#and goddamn if the govt is moving fast enough to mitigate the damage#and thats not even a guarantee bc lobbyists exist and you KNOW they are doing their damnedest to try and find loopholes#idk i dont know how ai systems work and unless they are related to gaming ai i really dont care#but i really REALLY care about being able to make a living off of one of the few skills im capable of doing#bc lord KNOWs im fucking worthless at everything else in this bitch ass society im forced to comply to#like fuck me i can't catch a fucking break can i?#ranting#personal rant#i aint anti but ill be damned if i view it in a favorable light#dni i just need to fucking scream
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just finished jade war. Um ‼️
#girl. i have never been more stressed reading a book oh my goddddd those final few chapters had me by the fucking throat#i gasped countless times. i had to put the book down and PACE and that never happens ever .......#every moment i wasn't reading my gut was roiling with anxiety wondering what was going to happen next#fonda lee had me on the edge of my fucking seat that's for sure#okay im going to talk about spoilers now so look away if you must#THE DEATH SCARES WITH RU AND WEN AND ANDEN HAD ME SCREAMINGGGGG I WAS SO SCARED WTF#also we Love the poetic cinema of anden’s climactic scene in the first book being him taking away life and then in this book#it's him giving life back#LOVE!!!!!!! and he was always good at channeling so it ties in beautifully#also this is sooooo trivial but even though i was actually kind of heartbroken he broke things off with cory—#i hope he can try something with lott 👀 like. please....he had a crush on this emo kid for the longest time back at the academy. so cute#but i mean they're two very different people now so i'd understand if that doesn't happen but now that anden is back in janloon i really#hope he and lott can like. spend more time together and get to catch up#ANYWAY!!!!!! i need to talk about BERO bc for some reason i ended up getting sooo attached to him#like yeah he's an awful street rat who's done awful things but he's just trying to make something out of his life#also Love how he's bestowed with such turbulent luck as it's stated over and over again like literally Anything could happen to bero#but i was kinda sad when mudt jr was murdered (that scene gave me chills btw it was so horrific...green bones don't mess around)#bc he and bero Were kinda sorta friends and i loved their constant bickering and how they did come to appreciate each other's company :(#also obsessed with how the books start and end with bero like oh shit i wonder what godawful scheme he's trying to pull off now#boy....just let it rest!!!! you have a proper job at a restaurant now you could make a normal life for yourself!!!!#now he wants to ruin the clans by joining the rebellion.....of courseeeee#anyway bero is a delight and i love seeing where fate takes him he really is a plaything of the gods#god i still can't believe kehn is dead :(((( are you fucking kidding me. AND MARO. that was fucked up.#also hellooooo i need ayt madashi pov chapters right nowwwww she's such an enigma she's so scary i need to know what goes on in her head#also. girl. the cycle of violence is going to keep happening over and over as long as rhe clans still stand :/#the mountain and no peak are just going to keep trying to get the upper hand on each other no matter how much they talk about peace#maybe i agree with and support bero after all hfkshfhdh maybe a rebellion is what's needed after all#bc they're just going to keep going at each other's throats#i need jade legacy right nowwww hopefully i get it from the library in the next few days
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I tried Furina today and the very first thing that struck me was that her hair was short? From the part of the AQ I'm at (just finished Act II) she has those two really long twin tails in the back. Is there a reason I'm missing other than probably just for the sake of playable character design?
#I noticed right away because those two long strands bothered me so much lol#I love her short hair so much#and then when the camera pans behind her I just see two rat tails#cue flashback of Kaeya's hair#I'm just so suspicious thst there's an lore explanation for this#it's probably nothing#gosh I need to catch up on the archon quest
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Bro what do you mean endori is only 4 events from the graduation event. Stop it stop it Now
#rat rambles#band posting#bro theyre on the yukiran event rn with crying ran its so jover#yall arent allowed to be catching up thats illegal#well ok saying theyre catching up is egagerating a bit but still thats so scary#I only noticed this because Ive been thinking abt yukiran again because I alas love them still and I found out thats the current event in en#bro once mygo is in en thats rly when its going to be jover#and you know if endori does succeed in catching up one day theyll be in shambles immediately afterwards#although who knows I havent been keeping up with endori so maybe its miraculously become a functional english server again#like idk endori has never been perfect but at least its almost always been more usable than ensekai lol#bro the song list ui alone is enough to make me wanna beg ensekai players to delete it#its ridiculously ugly and unprofessional and also I hate a lot of the english names for songs (~close to grey~ is the big one for me)#also just in general ensekai is incredibly ugly and unstable even by sekai standards and it has done nothing to earn my trust in any regard#like idk if you care at all abt the actual rhythm game part of it I see no reason to not get the japanese version#like I get wanting to have a convienent place to read all the stories translated (even if I do Not trust the translators)#but like even with bndori which I started and played on endori for well over a year I still ended up drifting to jpdori as my main#the massively expanded songlist and up to date events just seem impossible to give up to me if you know how to access them#like ofc I wont go yelling at ppl to play on jp servers (plus theyd make multilives Much more unbarable) idc that much lol#but still I think if you can its a good idea to make a jp account if only so you can play jp exclusive songs if you want#this applies to both sekai and bndori to be clear although Id forgive an endori player for wanting to savor the old ui while they can lol#sekais new ui is fine but bndori's is literally sooooo ugly such a massive downgrade#also while I dont hate the new art direction as much as some ppl I definitely think its worse than the old one by a lot#its so dusty now </3#anyways I got off topic there time to stop talking
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#ignore me im going through a volleyball phase#i dont know what to tag this#otávio#team brazil#men's vnl#-> for blacklist#instead of just texts let me sprinkle in some gifs#but theres not much stuff to gif cos everything goes by so fast sdkfblsdjf#this hyperfixation might only be this post or 1378 more sdjfld#...something about 2m men tumbling to the ground and flailing in the air is endearing to me#and their cute little group huddle after every point scored or conceded#this man specifically in this team his huge blocks and cringe fail serves got to me#also their captain bruno is a menace and looks rat-ish like a bruno i already know so i stan#btw this moment was when they won against germany and i looked up the standings oh germany pick a struggle between this and football pls#so um yeah i am catching up on the matches so if im not active here for footy you know why hehe#🌷 for you for reading all this jskkfdh#+
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🍓 for olga? :3
AMBIEE HELLO DEAR TY SO MUCHH <3 i hope your doing well and having the loveliest day/night ! GOLLLY i miss the angel ty so much for the ask for her !
give me a: 🍓 and one of my OCs, and i’ll tell you some random facts about said OC !!
🍓: i would say she had harbored feelings for logan for a time before ye olde "argument where a confession slips out" aka ye olde "because i care about you" thing? and once she does its like an "OOPSIE DAISY that wasnt the result i had hoped to yield from this. 🌸✨🥴" and had buried it out of sight out of MIND before the moment happened?
#🩰: ambie#noonfaerie#ahhh ambie thank you so much for the ask dearie ! ur the sweetest this was so cute to do!#(and forgive me for the tardiness of answering this !!!!!!!! 🌸✨😭)#oc: olga litvinchuck#leg.ocs#leg.txt#leg.asks#🌞: alyssa#olgalogan thoughts !!!!! i miss them so bad AHH#x: wolf x swan#x: olga x logan#(i am catching up on things ! ty so much for the asks and tags yall are the kindest AHH im not emotional thats silly <3)#hmmmm also thinking of like....... what that argument would even be about? maybe her wanting to go and study the rat king?#and he's like THE HELL YOU ARE you know? sure she can more than hold her own but like....... THE HELL YOU ARE OLGIE ?#(i am so very inch rested in when HE realizes the real feelings because that would make things INCH RESTING i miss them!]#(and also the WHEN her feelings for him are caught jsdnjka BUT ITS FINEE ! thats baby baby girl!)#these darn post apocalyptic neurosurgeons and their pursuits potentially endangering them terrifying the people that love them UGH!#logan campbell tlou 🤝 alaric alexander fallout kjanjkxsn#(yelena is a trauma surgeon and she ALSO gets wary of what HIS pursuits will yield but THEY ! same hat!!!!!!!!!!)#TY ASH FOR MY LIFE FOR MAKING THESE BANNERS 🌸✨😖 they’re the loveliest omg omg
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even she was weirded tf out
#the show wants u to think merlin is this unprecedented wonder of magic but he just has a hereditary gift#arthur on the other hand is a freak of nature who should not exist#/pos#on the next episode why did they rip off a bugs life#on the episode where they both feed each other rat stew#they kill gwens dad this ep uther when i catch u#the narrative hates morganas pussy#uther is the only thing fuckass kilgarrah has a good take on#i love the way john hurt delivered do…….Nothing#uther talking about how much he cares for gorlois as a friend with the product of cucking him right next to him lol#QUESTING BEAST ?!?!?#arthurs death is foreshadowed by a fucking giraffe ???#heavy on the morgana cassandra coding they were fr like ok my lady lets get you to bed few hours later he fucking DIES#because he got bit by a GIRAFFE#me summoning a fucked up giraffe to kill the king but he sends his gayass son to die instead and the plan gets ruined#by his twink servant with unimaginable power#pause gwen and arthur are so cute i cant believe the yaoi culture brainwashed us into thinking they had no chemistry#kilgarrah on his hind legs jumpscare#the girls are fightinggg
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crowley's voice cracking and aziraphale touching his lips after the kiss will probably haunt my nightmares for the foreseeable future
#MICHAEL AND DAVID YOU BASTARDS I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE#i actually do not know but mentally i am living in your walls like a depressed feral rat#THERE WAS NO NEED#I HATE WHEN THEY'RE SO GOOD THEY MAKE ME FEEL EVERY EMOTIONS KNOWN TO MEN#i feel like throwing up#no for real im nauseous#this is how much i cried#neil gaiman if i catch you ill probably start sobbing right in your face#like sir i love you it was beautiful and tragic but im already mentally ill#gos2 spoilers#good omens spoilers#aziracrow
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