#ME LITERALY

[minzart]

People who experience romantic and/or sexual attraction are so funny sometimes

They will ask "who's your crush?" And you will answer "i don't have one" and then it starts

"Why are you liying?", "you can trust me", "don't hide", "i don't belive you", "what?! Everyone has one come on", "hmhu it's [name] isn't it?".

in the extreme cases (mine once) they won't let you even leave the conversation and place it started

And so you lie

And when if "confession" comes from "name" and you reject it every single persson who made you lie will be angry.

Honey. Why the fuck are you angry? You decided a lie is more realistic than reality

[bobeaubow]

eepy time

[nhaaauyen]

to all the people that doesn’t like sevika’s new hair it’s okay, cause I’ll be there for her with open arms… and open legs… and an open mouth

[getgriddled]

best griddlehark modern au 100%not even exaggerating

[myflowerdeer666]

[nothingbizzare]

Shadows of the past made by my own hands

[whumpasaurus101]

[poofpoofpurin]

*video of news reporter or something yelling happy birthday into the mic so loud it cuts off*

[usertoxicyaoi]

"Hush! My Dad's back."

THE ON1Y ONE (2024). EPISODE FOUR.

[7roaches]

posting my incorrect opinions @ night when nobody can see them

[stalegarlicbrad]

After procrastinating on it for like 3 months, she is finally done.

Based on Arlecchino and Columbina by Frank Xavier Leyendecker

[hem0phixx]

Take this dumb meme as your introduction to my human Bill 🫶

[minzart]

Imagine!

Skully J. Graves X reader

He sells you out for a single faded photo of Jack skelington holding a bad carved pumpkin

[thebluespacecow]

Yeah, sure, dude snarls and scowls, bares his teeth. But he's still holding your hand while you try and find your snacks at midnight in the corner store closest to your apartment. He still half listens when you mutter something or the other about how you're pretty certain you saw them on a diffrent shelf, or a diffrent corner store entierly. It dosn't matter, he still wadles with you to the next, mumbling under his breath about how you'll catch a cold for forgetting your coat. He gives you his because you pout.

The cold nips at his cheeks, he's still bleary eyed and he thinks he'll kill whoever took the photo of him and his bed tousled hair. But you do a little spin, grinning with the ease of someone who's loopy, when whatever you were unable to sleep about is finaly in your hands, paid for. The street lamp makes you look golden, it ultametly makes up for the fact that he'll wake up late for work tomorrow.

[duncan-rohanne]

i came for the leaks and left with feeling 2x05 was truly the last straw for a lot of people.

[countlessofvoids]

Me somewhere in 2026 when a new God of War game is announced and instead of Atreus or Faye oriented game it's another Kratos prequel