#ME APPARENTLY

[acousticbloke]

I dont know what the hell is taking so long…

Come on, come on…

. . .

[nurcechapel]

1.02 / 2.09

[murderousphoenix]

guys do you think that when Lance gets sunburnt George puts aftersun on him while lecturing him about the dangers of skin cancer and how he’s going to ruin his skin if he keeps forgetting suncream. And lance just sits there like

“George. shut the fuck up.”

[maskofnova]

Sonic twitter is so fucking miserable, holy shit.

[attex]

whothe fuck draws in adobe flash

[helloliriels]

If love

Was a choice ...

Who would ever choose ...

Such

Exquisite

Pain

[cupofcappuccy]

motivation immediately poofed and I haven't even sketched it out yet

[misslisamiray]

If it wasn't already official that I have a new Thing Everyone Knows Me For, it is as of yesterday. The past few weeks, I've been bringing Rick Bear with me to work pretty much every day instead of my usual Sunday + maybe 1 other day.

I left him home yesterday, and my boss asked me, "Where's Rick tonight?" and said he's like my mascot.

Pic taken before we left for work today, because I agreed it felt weird not having him there last night.

[raspberryconverse]

Actual footage of me last night when I got home

[frnkiebby]

I genuinely love your tags they're so much fun to read <3

also I'm believing it's the weed because that's funnier

THANK YOU ❤️ i have alot of fun with my tags tbh

i did have an awful dream a bit ago tho where i got an anon shitting on my tags saying i should put my inane comments and rambling in the post and leave the tags for content tagging

and

then

proceeded

to

put

the rest of the words in their last sentence like that to idfk ‘make their point’ and i literally startled awake and had to come on here to make sure it was a dream bc it felt so real~🎃

[elistilldoodles]

Well it's been a month since I set this up to queue and now (march lmfao) I can still say I haven't fixed the tags ＾ω＾

I'm sorry, @vaultgirl2077 is the organized one between us (￣∇￣ﾉﾉ"

update: I did fix the tags! Yay me!

[shoku-and-awe]

Could not resist trying this vanilla olive ice cream. I thought it would either be a mild olive oil flavor (like an olive oil cake) or a bitter, briny abomination before the Lord, but it actually landed somewhere in between.

On top of the ice cream was A SOLID LAYER OF OLIVE OIL. This was an enormous and alarming shock. The texture was similar to the coating on softserve dip cones (is that a known thing??? or just something they sold outside the New England Aquarium when I was little?). It was a lot to deal with. Thick. Somewhat brittle. Oily, naturally.

Once you get through that, though, the ice cream has a mild, vanilla flavor, but with tiny little bites of olive suspended throughout. Not enough to be gross, but it is...... strange. Just very strange. Who is this for? What is the market for this?

[dnftopia]

Every time i think about all the fanart and fic that has been deleted after every major controversy i get so sad because it really is like lost media to me 😭 I had a lot of sentimental attachment to some deleted fics bc my old friends who went down the parasocial stan to parasocial anti pipeline wrote them for me and there r no copies anywhere 😞

[starsnumber1charliefan]

What I think you look like

By kitty

Charlie's face kinda merged with your ginger hair idk 🤷‍♀️

i have never looked better in my entire life <3 <3 <3

[password-door-lock]

Can you tell us your hyper-specific RFA wedding headcanons? Specifically the one about napkins, I am sososo curious

Yes, I can; thanks for asking! RFA wedding napkin preference headcanons under the cut!

Zen doesn’t really care about what kind of napkins the two of you have at your wedding— he’s much more concerned with big-picture things like the rings, the vows, the ceremony, and the first dance, not to mention securing venues and vendors, etc. He probably won’t come into the planning process with any strong opinions about the napkins, and if you tell him that you want something specific, he’ll defer to you on this matter. However, if you also don’t really care about napkins, and you ask him to take matters into his own hands? His priority would be to create something memorable to make you smile. I think he’d google search “romantic napkin folding,” which (at least from my experience) would yield a lot of tutorials on how to fold pink and red cloth napkins into a heart shape. I don’t think either one of you is interested in spending the afternoon before your wedding folding napkins, though, so I’m sure he’d delegate this task to someone else and take you to the spa instead. That being said, he would absolutely go out of his way to fold your napkin (even if that means scheduling some extra time to swing by the reception venue on his literal wedding day while you’re busy getting ready) and of course he’d be sure to unfold it on your lap once the two of you are seated. 

Yoosung has a lot of very specific fantasies about lot of different things (if some of the phone calls on his route are anything to go on) I think he probably has a lot of ideas for his wedding— some of them, he came up with before he even met you, and some of them really solidified as the two of you started planning for the big day in earnest. He wants cream-colored cloth napkins in a pocket fold (exactly what it sounds like; the napkin is folded so that it’s shaped like a pocket) with cute little cards in them— each guest would receive a personalized message from the both of you thanking them for coming to the wedding. It’s a very sweet touch, and it gives the two of you an opportunity to sit down together and think about how grateful you are for all the people you have in your life. He might get a little emotional ordering the cards and seeing your names written together on them for the first time. I think he’d invite the whole RFA to come over and fold the napkins the day before the wedding, but since the little notes are a surprise for your guests, the two of you might have to put together place settings later on your own. Of course, he has a special note for you, and you have a special note for him, but those will stay secret until you’re sitting down for dinner for the first time as a married couple. 

Jaehee knows a lot about napkins— and so do you! By the time the two of you get married, you’ve been running a coffee shop together for a WHILE. In fact, you’ve already had a conversation like this before when you decided what kind of napkins to purchase for the shop. Both of you are intimately familiar with the best kinds of paper napkins, what you can get in bulk, and even how many your guests might use over the course of your event, which would take a lot of guesswork out of the equation and free up more time for other parts of the planning process. You may even be able to get a discount with vendors that you know and trust, especially if you have a good relationship with them already. Of course, industrial napkins don’t necessarily look very nice, but Jaehee has a plan for that! She’ll order custom napkin dispensers (like the ones they have in restaurants) displaying your engagement photo as a special surprise! She’s already thinking about all the places she could put them after the wedding— maybe it might even be cute to get photo-display napkin holders for the coffee shop! Even if you end up wanting cloth napkins in the wedding colors or something along those lines, I think the restaurant-style dispensers are a really personal nod to the business the two of you run together. 

Jumin has probably never used a paper napkin in his life, and he’s not about to start at his wedding— especially since it’s likely to be a very tasteful event all around. He would opt for a fan fold, where the napkin is folded over several times and placed into an empty wine glass/water goblet. It would look elegant and draw attention to the glasses, which I’m sure would be very high quality and pretty to look at. I think he would probably leave the folding to a professional, because neither one of you needs any more stress in the days before what I can only imagine would be a very high-profile wedding. As far as the designs on the napkins go, I think they would probably be custom-made and embroidered with the silhouette of a cat alongside a motif that’s important to you in gold and/or silver— the color scheme would probably depend on what you prefer, as it would have to be coordinated with the wedding colors/your outfit and jewelry. I think it would be very important to Jumin that the wedding decor reflects both of your personalities while still being very luxurious. The two of you will also probably be sure to have the napkins washed and returned to you after the wedding so that you can use them for special occasions as you build your life together. 

Saeyoung has a strong preference for paper napkins for a lot of reasons. First of all, the two of you are probably planning to have a cotton candy machine, a chocolate fountain, and fifteen other food stations with a wide variety of dishes of varying messiness, and the reception is most likely to be a very dynamic environment with a lot of dancing and other fun activities. People will be on the move and might lose track of their napkins and need a replacement, or they might need to use more than one napkin at a time. Plus, it would be easier to find paper napkins with fun prints like cats dancing in space, math equations, and/or whatever patterns you happen to be into at the moment. You two have such a playful relationship, and this would be one very simple way to incorporate that playfulness into your wedding decor, which I think would be eclectic all around. Maybe there would be different napkin prints at every food station or every table! All that being said, the environment is very important to both of you, so the napkins you choose would be compostable and recycled (as would any other paper goods you use for food packaging), and there would be clearly-labeled places to dispose of them near every garbage can. And once he learns that biodegradable spaceship napkins exist, Saeyoung will make sure that there are never boring, plain napkins in the bunker again!

V may be an artist, but I don’t think he would put very much importance on the aesthetics of your wedding napkins. While I do think he would favor cloth over paper for simplicity and appearance, I think the deciding factor would ultimately be that he sees folding napkins by hand as much more personal than simply ordering paper napkins in bulk. It’s an opportunity to spend time alone with you the day before the wedding, going through a calming and repetitive motion while you reflect on the years you’ve been together and touch base about your feelings going into the marriage. I think he’d like something simple like a triangle fold, especially because it would be easy for the two of you to have a conversation and relax together while you’re folding. If you have your heart set on another way to fold them, he’d be open to it, because what’s most important to him is getting to spend that quality time together before the hectic last-minute stage of wedding planning. The color scheme would be highly dependent on your tastes, but I think he would prefer a solid color to a pattern or print. As he’s putting his napkin in his lap at the reception, he’ll smile a little at the memory of folding them with you. 

GE Saeran sees nearly every moment as an opportunity to share his love and gratitude, and it goes without saying that he would keep this mindset at your wedding. He’d be open to a variety of ideas, and obviously if you have a strong preference for a certain type of napkin, he would hear you out. But if left to his own devices? He’d choose something simple but meaningful, like a plain white cloth napkin, rolled. Instead of a napkin ring, I think he’d want to use a ribbon in your favorite color with a lily of the valley tucked into it. That’s right, even the napkins would be deeply meaningful, and both of you would probably get a little emotional just talking about them, let alone actually seeing them in front of you on your wedding day. If the reception is small and intimate enough, he might even use flowers from his own garden, though if you’re expecting a lot of guests, he would need to enlist the florist (who he’s had on speed dial since the moment the contract was signed). He’d probably plan to put everything together by himself, but obviously the moment you see him taking out spools of ribbon, unfolded napkins, and bushels of flowers, you’ll ask if you can help him, and the two of you will make an afternoon of it. Because the flowers are fresh, this would likely need to be done day-of, but that’s fine: Saeran doesn’t really care that it might violate tradition for y'all to see each other on your wedding day, especially since as far as he’s concerned, the two of you have been married in your hearts since the day you left Magenta.

[love-is-a-pearl]

OMG. Lightbulb! You remember Lyra right (an in-universe Pearlshipper that traveled with the gang for a while). Imagine her reuniting with Ash and Dawn but legit can't tell if the two are in a relationship. Cause on the one hand they seem to be closer than ever but on the other hand, they're so unconventional that it may just be the two just sharing the same brain cell.

Oh, that's a fun thought! Dawn would have so much fun being unclear about the state of their relationship too like:

L: are you two together? D: yeah, we're traveling together again. L: that's.. not what i mean…

Dawn is so not ready to have Lyra being all "I knew it!" "I told you so!" "I'm a genius matchmaker" once she learns lmao