#MD godhood au

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i kinda like how the godhood au came from me going “what if khan was into nori even more than canon” and then it it somehow turned to drone mlms

literally went from

imagine if, in the future, drones found the all the Doorman's little scribbles and doodles

to

hundreds of years in the future, J runs a tax evasion cult, Uzi is a god king with a Satan tail, N invented dogs, and V gifts people swords so she can watch them get killed by bears

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more godhood AU rambling

while thinking of what the trio would get up to in 1500 years and an interesting idea came to mind

so, with all the humans gone, J, N, V and the solver are the last beings around that were on Earth before it got destroyed. Also, after that generation of old drones we see in canon are gone, no one on Copper 9 accept for those 4, Khan, and maybe Nori, will remember being on a planet that isn't just snow, ice, and dead trees (till of course they get some spaceships up and running, but I digress)

now, we've already established that N brought the immortal dogs back, but who's to say he has to stop there?

idea is that N makes it a personal project to work on bringing other animals back to the planet, and that V decides to do the same with plants. So, the two work together with some worker scientists to make the planet habitable to organic live again

I'm not sure how much progress they'd be able to make in 1500 year. It's a long time, sure, but this planet has had like 5 holes punched through its core. That kind of climate disaster is gonna take some time to fix

but I like to think that, eventuality, after spending years at the manor seeing all these plants and animals in books. The two get to see them in their new home as Copper 9 heals

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what

what if

what if J, made a little Vegas

like a drone casino so she can scam people out of even more money than she does with the MLMs

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"-for the crime of knowingly selling faulty golf carts to minors, I would like to request that defendant Serial Designation J serve her sentence under the custody of me and my wife Uzi Doorman-"

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST GIVE ME THE DEATH SENTENCE INSTEAD"

another dumb idea for the godhood au

you know how it's fairly common for people to name their kids after bible characters?

Well, N and V's names are just the letter, so I could see a trend where drone parents start picking names that start with one of those letters as tribute and/or for good luck

want your kid to grow up strong or live a long life? Perhaps give them a name that starts with V, after the angel of death

want your kid to be kind or overcome any hardship they may face? Consider a name that starts with N, after the fool ascended (he is stuck with that title forever he can never escape it)

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working on godhood AU clothes and need thoughts and suggestions

starting with N tonight because I have the more solid vision of what I want his to look like

for him, I have two in mind, this one is formal wear of sorts. What he'd wear when going out of the bunker (presumably Uzi and V would have similar outfits. But I don't think they'd bother wearing them unless it were for a really important event)

possible medals for his lapel - some sort of highest honor one for saving the planet - maybe a badge specifically given to gods and saints - one for the dog reintegration project - maybe for teaching some of the worker drone how to pilot the spaceships?

suggestions for other medals welcome, along with opinions on which colors and possible adjustments to try out

I like the main colors, but also considering C or D to help further differentiate from his canon design

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Ok so, current working timeline is that's about ~1500 years post canon events, (subject to change should the need arise) at minimum, 3-5 generations have come and gone, so it's really a matter of how long we think the average worker drone could live (probably depends on how long it would take for their hard drives, battery, or motherboards to fail)

no way Uzi, N, and V wouldn't do anything in that time. They did save the planet, so maybe they just chilled for a couple decades. But 1500 years? Uzi Doorman isn't going to sit still for that long

Maybe they did some exploring, went to other planets the solver destroyed to assess the damage, kept an eye out for stray worker drones and abandoned spaceships, maybe tried to fix up Copper 9 a little

all this to say, they 100% went to the dog planet at some point and brought a bunch back, and now there are a lot of dogs running around in the snow. I don't know how much the environment could heal in that amount of time, so they could very well be the only animals there at the moment

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a thought has occurred

in the godhood au, imagine if a drone came to the bunker and Uzi asks what they want

and they just look at her and say "I'm here to see the tail"

devil worshiping drones, cept that the devil is god's tail so you have to ask robo-god permission to worship the tail

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One of the bigger parts of this idea I'm not sure about is who exactly is still alive 1500 years later

like Uzi, N, and V of course, and J is also a disassembly drone so her too. Nori also has the solver, so would make sense for her to still be around if the disassembly drones are

but then there's Khan, Lizzy, and Thad

so far, I think there's two ways to go about it:

option 1, being normal worker drones, they all grow old and eventually pass on, and the immortals just have to live with that

option 2, Uzi puts them through a similar procedure to what CYN did with the alphabet trio, but with less trauma and mutations. Basically, she infects them with the less version of solver that the disassembly drones were given, but doesn't give them the new limbs (unless they ask for a tail or something) option 2B, Uzi adds them to the solver hivemind after they die and can make holograms of them to chat now and then. They are still themselves, they just don't have bodies and their minds live in the solver cloud thing (this option leaves room for Doll to come back, since she got slurped by the solver and all)

on one hand, the first option gives some gravity/consequences to them living this long. They still have each other, but inevitably they have to watch loved ones leave them, and they have to just sorta move on after

but on the other hand, this is already a crack idea, so might as well have those guys still around. Happy ending, everyone lives forever. It could also be a situation where, the drone has to die first and come back as a zombie drone before the solver can be added to them. Meaning only some drones can be made immortal, and that it's really up to chance whether their software decides to spontaneously revive them (which would also fix the logistical problem of them making all their descendants and loved ones immortal, because if no one ever dies but are still having kids eventually you're gonna run out of room)

I lean slightly towards the first option because, as I said, consequences of immortality

but also I think 1500+ year old Thad and Lizzy would be really funny

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Kinda just hit myself in the feels with the question of during the time the Khan is still around in the Godhood au that he starts declining in health that he'd still recognize Uzi in her eldritch form when she helps him around the bunk or catches him when falls. Telling her that she's grown into a big strong drone that he's proud to have as a daughter

everyone thinks Khan's gone insane, talking to random vents

but he and Nori know that's Uzi crawling around in there in camera eye form

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Do you think be robo God makes you a tax exempt entity?

Wonder if Khan still canonically commit tax fraud and tries to get Uzi to help him evade it.

Then if in the Godhood au if J just crashed at their place whenever she ran into any legal issues or had to pick somewhere for house arrest while all her assets were frozen

I feel like in the beginning, the first few decades where they'd be seen more as heroes rather than full on gods, they'd still be charged taxes

but somewhere down the line, either a few drones would complain that the heroes/gods were being taxed, or some tax collector would just quietly stop sending them reminders to pay

so by year 40-whatever they haven't been required to pay anything for a while

N still sends the robo-IRS some money every now and then (they have a decent amount of money gifted to them pretty regularly, so might as well) it's not adjusted for inflation, though, so it's a lot like grandpa giving you a nickel to go buy yourself a candy bar

(all of J's followers 100% do tax evasion, though)

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Was thinking about the God hood au and that Uzi would definitely decide to get a true/eldritch form that's her own spin on it.

Maybe it would be like that one design for AM in that Hate Monolog animatic or some anime monster reference? Or instead she chooses to be incomprehensible shapeshifter

If a visitor ever gets too annoying, she pulls out the horror form to get them to leave, like-

"Oh nooooo, looks like we've talked for so, SO long that I've run out of energy to maintain this form. You should leave before I revert to my true form, which will melt your CPU if you look upon it. Come back after I rest for likeeee 3... 5 years, give or take"

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For the godhood au I think most of them would be wearing lounge wear while in the bunker the way papa titan does

With N having embroidery on a robe that just a really goofy dog doing something cool and a cap V made for him

The thought about their outifts did cross my mind

I mean, it's been several hundred years, even if they didn't want new ones, those other clothes would have disintegrated after being worn that long. So they've all likely had to change to new default outfits a few times.

perhaps they all have something formal/semiformal they wear when they leave the bunker. But then, back home, dress are comfortably as they want. The workers outside likely bring then clothing as tribute on occasion. So I think it would be funny if one of them got something either really fancy, or really "divine robe"-y, and they wear that to lie around in. Because at this point they have no reason to care about wrinkling a fancy suit jacket

need to give the exact styles of each of them some more thought, though. But I do think it would be nice if each one had at least one hand-made part of their outfits that one of the other two made for them

currently thinking, a shawl for Uzi made by N

a scarf for V made by either Uzi or N

and maybe a sweater? for N made by Uzi I'm not 100% sure with his what the exact thing will be. But Uzi made it, and didn't do a great job since it was her first attempt, but he still insists on wearing it all the time

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So in the Godhood Au I think In my opinion it’s fair to Have Lizzy and Thad there as Well. It’s Already a Crack Fic Au so why not embrace it and go for the whole insanity and it allows more ideas to be open.

I sold myself on having the two of them there the moment I imagined Thad in priest robes on a skateboard

I'm not 100% on having Khan still being around, but am leaning towards having him there (if not worse for wear physically) as I do have some ideas of what he'd be doing as a saint

also a certain someone (Nori, and @electronix-arts) would definitely want him to stick around for as long as possible

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So I had this realization about something in the godhood Au.

Doll.

Considering the fact that Because Uzi ate CYN’s Core who ate Doll’s Core Doll is still in some way in Uzi after all of these decades.

So I like to think that Every so often Doll tries to take some control over Uzi’s body but it just results in her talking Russian which didn’t start until 100 years after Episode 8. By 1300 years Uzi is just used to Doll’s attempted Hijacking that she’s just an annoyance as much as CYN is. Also at some point between that time Uzi gave N,V,Lizzy and Thad each an English to Russian translation in their systems in case she does it while talking to one of them.

Not sure if Uzi would need to give them translators, since all the English-speaking drones in the series already appeared to understand her and vice versa

I can't recall if I wrote it in a post yet, but I have been playing with an idea. That Uzi could use the solver's hologram abilities to let the dead drones, who have been added to the AS hive-mind, visit the land of the living. Sort of like her calling on their ghosts to come have a chat

I don't know if she'd let the mortal drones know she can do that (could easily lead to thousands of them coming by every day asking to speak to so-and-so dead loved one, and she's already busy as is) but I could definitely see the occasional drone getting a weird "prophecy" in Russian

was Doll trying to give them some advice? was the solver tail trying to trick them? did robo-god just want to flex the fact that she's bilingual for a sec?

a mystery that has baffled drone scientists and (people who study prophecies/religious texts, I'm not sure the exact word for that in this context. Theologian? Haruspex? Augur?) for centuries

legend has it, if you go to the gods seeking help with vengeance. The host, Uzi, may speak to you in a forgotten voice in a Russian tongue. And she will tell you to abandon your quest for revenge and go home. If a drone insists on continuing their plans, all she will say is to dig two graves

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I might be a little dumb but have you posted designs for the god au?

finishing up another project at the moment, but I do have some ideas in mind to test out

need to see how V looks in a jean jacket-