#MD godhood au

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working on godhood AU clothes and need thoughts and suggestions

starting with N tonight because I have the more solid vision of what I want his to look like

for him, I have two in mind, this one is formal wear of sorts. What he'd wear when going out of the bunker (presumably Uzi and V would have similar outfits. But I don't think they'd bother wearing them unless it were for a really important event)

possible medals for his lapel - some sort of highest honor one for saving the planet - maybe a badge specifically given to gods and saints - one for the dog reintegration project - maybe for teaching some of the worker drone how to pilot the spaceships?

suggestions for other medals welcome, along with opinions on which colors and possible adjustments to try out

I like the main colors, but also considering C or D to help further differentiate from his canon design

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Ok so, current working timeline is that's about ~1500 years post canon events, (subject to change should the need arise) at minimum, 3-5 generations have come and gone, so it's really a matter of how long we think the average worker drone could live (probably depends on how long it would take for their hard drives, battery, or motherboards to fail)

no way Uzi, N, and V wouldn't do anything in that time. They did save the planet, so maybe they just chilled for a couple decades. But 1500 years? Uzi Doorman isn't going to sit still for that long

Maybe they did some exploring, went to other planets the solver destroyed to assess the damage, kept an eye out for stray worker drones and abandoned spaceships, maybe tried to fix up Copper 9 a little

all this to say, they 100% went to the dog planet at some point and brought a bunch back, and now there are a lot of dogs running around in the snow. I don't know how much the environment could heal in that amount of time, so they could very well be the only animals there at the moment

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a thought has occurred

in the godhood au, imagine if a drone came to the bunker and Uzi asks what they want

and they just look at her and say "I'm here to see the tail"

devil worshiping drones, cept that the devil is god's tail so you have to ask robo-god permission to worship the tail

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One of the bigger parts of this idea I'm not sure about is who exactly is still alive 1500 years later

like Uzi, N, and V of course, and J is also a disassembly drone so her too. Nori also has the solver, so would make sense for her to still be around if the disassembly drones are

but then there's Khan, Lizzy, and Thad

so far, I think there's two ways to go about it:

option 1, being normal worker drones, they all grow old and eventually pass on, and the immortals just have to live with that

option 2, Uzi puts them through a similar procedure to what CYN did with the alphabet trio, but with less trauma and mutations. Basically, she infects them with the less version of solver that the disassembly drones were given, but doesn't give them the new limbs (unless they ask for a tail or something) option 2B, Uzi adds them to the solver hivemind after they die and can make holograms of them to chat now and then. They are still themselves, they just don't have bodies and their minds live in the solver cloud thing (this option leaves room for Doll to come back, since she got slurped by the solver and all)

on one hand, the first option gives some gravity/consequences to them living this long. They still have each other, but inevitably they have to watch loved ones leave them, and they have to just sorta move on after

but on the other hand, this is already a crack idea, so might as well have those guys still around. Happy ending, everyone lives forever. It could also be a situation where, the drone has to die first and come back as a zombie drone before the solver can be added to them. Meaning only some drones can be made immortal, and that it's really up to chance whether their software decides to spontaneously revive them (which would also fix the logistical problem of them making all their descendants and loved ones immortal, because if no one ever dies but are still having kids eventually you're gonna run out of room)

I lean slightly towards the first option because, as I said, consequences of immortality

but also I think 1500+ year old Thad and Lizzy would be really funny

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what

what if

what if J, made a little Vegas

like a drone casino so she can scam people out of even more money than she does with the MLMs

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i kinda like how the godhood au came from me going “what if khan was into nori even more than canon” and then it it somehow turned to drone mlms

literally went from

imagine if, in the future, drones found the all the Doorman's little scribbles and doodles

to

hundreds of years in the future, J runs a tax evasion cult, Uzi is a god king with a Satan tail, N invented dogs, and V gifts people swords so she can watch them get killed by bears

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Kinda just hit myself in the feels with the question of during the time the Khan is still around in the Godhood au that he starts declining in health that he'd still recognize Uzi in her eldritch form when she helps him around the bunk or catches him when falls. Telling her that she's grown into a big strong drone that he's proud to have as a daughter

everyone thinks Khan's gone insane, talking to random vents

but he and Nori know that's Uzi crawling around in there in camera eye form

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Do you think be robo God makes you a tax exempt entity?

Wonder if Khan still canonically commit tax fraud and tries to get Uzi to help him evade it.

Then if in the Godhood au if J just crashed at their place whenever she ran into any legal issues or had to pick somewhere for house arrest while all her assets were frozen

I feel like in the beginning, the first few decades where they'd be seen more as heroes rather than full on gods, they'd still be charged taxes

but somewhere down the line, either a few drones would complain that the heroes/gods were being taxed, or some tax collector would just quietly stop sending them reminders to pay

so by year 40-whatever they haven't been required to pay anything for a while

N still sends the robo-IRS some money every now and then (they have a decent amount of money gifted to them pretty regularly, so might as well) it's not adjusted for inflation, though, so it's a lot like grandpa giving you a nickel to go buy yourself a candy bar

(all of J's followers 100% do tax evasion, though)

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So I had this realization about something in the godhood Au.

Doll.

Considering the fact that Because Uzi ate CYN’s Core who ate Doll’s Core Doll is still in some way in Uzi after all of these decades.

So I like to think that Every so often Doll tries to take some control over Uzi’s body but it just results in her talking Russian which didn’t start until 100 years after Episode 8. By 1300 years Uzi is just used to Doll’s attempted Hijacking that she’s just an annoyance as much as CYN is. Also at some point between that time Uzi gave N,V,Lizzy and Thad each an English to Russian translation in their systems in case she does it while talking to one of them.

Not sure if Uzi would need to give them translators, since all the English-speaking drones in the series already appeared to understand her and vice versa

I can't recall if I wrote it in a post yet, but I have been playing with an idea. That Uzi could use the solver's hologram abilities to let the dead drones, who have been added to the AS hive-mind, visit the land of the living. Sort of like her calling on their ghosts to come have a chat

I don't know if she'd let the mortal drones know she can do that (could easily lead to thousands of them coming by every day asking to speak to so-and-so dead loved one, and she's already busy as is) but I could definitely see the occasional drone getting a weird "prophecy" in Russian

was Doll trying to give them some advice? was the solver tail trying to trick them? did robo-god just want to flex the fact that she's bilingual for a sec?

a mystery that has baffled drone scientists and (people who study prophecies/religious texts, I'm not sure the exact word for that in this context. Theologian? Haruspex? Augur?) for centuries

legend has it, if you go to the gods seeking help with vengeance. The host, Uzi, may speak to you in a forgotten voice in a Russian tongue. And she will tell you to abandon your quest for revenge and go home. If a drone insists on continuing their plans, all she will say is to dig two graves

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Was thinking about the God hood au and that Uzi would definitely decide to get a true/eldritch form that's her own spin on it.

Maybe it would be like that one design for AM in that Hate Monolog animatic or some anime monster reference? Or instead she chooses to be incomprehensible shapeshifter

If a visitor ever gets too annoying, she pulls out the horror form to get them to leave, like-

"Oh nooooo, looks like we've talked for so, SO long that I've run out of energy to maintain this form. You should leave before I revert to my true form, which will melt your CPU if you look upon it. Come back after I rest for likeeee 3... 5 years, give or take"

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For the godhood au I think most of them would be wearing lounge wear while in the bunker the way papa titan does

With N having embroidery on a robe that just a really goofy dog doing something cool and a cap V made for him

The thought about their outifts did cross my mind

I mean, it's been several hundred years, even if they didn't want new ones, those other clothes would have disintegrated after being worn that long. So they've all likely had to change to new default outfits a few times.

perhaps they all have something formal/semiformal they wear when they leave the bunker. But then, back home, dress are comfortably as they want. The workers outside likely bring then clothing as tribute on occasion. So I think it would be funny if one of them got something either really fancy, or really "divine robe"-y, and they wear that to lie around in. Because at this point they have no reason to care about wrinkling a fancy suit jacket

need to give the exact styles of each of them some more thought, though. But I do think it would be nice if each one had at least one hand-made part of their outfits that one of the other two made for them

currently thinking, a shawl for Uzi made by N

a scarf for V made by either Uzi or N

and maybe a sweater? for N made by Uzi I'm not 100% sure with his what the exact thing will be. But Uzi made it, and didn't do a great job since it was her first attempt, but he still insists on wearing it all the time

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Listening to Big Town Banky Blaine's Rockabilly BBQ got me thinking about the Godhood au again.

Like if J would open a cult restaurant to feed her and whatever members that need oil, then somehow branched into would she ever have a right hand man assisting her during all of this. And would she have to get a new one every couple of decades or would she convince Uzi to make them practically immortal

Uzi's definitely very hesitant to revive/extend the lives of many drones already, and while the main group is now more neutral with J, I don't think she'd be willing to do her that favor at the 1500-year mark

so J would have any close cult members die off and have others take their places over the years

I feel like it's also worth noting that a big part of why the main cast is on better terms with J is because her villainy has gradually calmed down over the years. Her only real motive for being a mass murdering planet destroyer was because she saw the solver as an inescapable threat and that the only way to survive would be to obey it. We see as much during her fight with V. J would rather have V join her on the "winning team" than fight her

So with both the solver and any human masters gone, she wouldn't have a reason to do that anymore. But, bad habits die hard and she has done a lot to the main trio Luckily, these guys have all the time in the world to heal, apologize, change, and forgive

She definitely starts off doing a lot of bad (see crusades, MLM cult, and drone Vegas). but over time it shifts from planetary threat more to reoccurring cartoon villain. That the heroes may have seen as a threat in the past, but in the later seasons see as more of an annoyance at worst and are willing to hang out with at best. (she's like Bowser, she's still doing crimes, but she also gets invited to play golf)

said restaurant likely started as a front but eventually grows to be a legit business

give it a few hundred more years and her worst crimes will probably be those of a slightly greedy business owner, and her cult will be less of a cult and more of a legit conglomerate/sect of worshipers

it's like a mafia boss slowly deciding to stop doing organized crime and family starts doing legitimate business instead

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Would Thad install skate ramps, rails, and basketball hoops in his church that he'd run in the Godhood au?

At the start of each service he just ollies down to the podium and does a slam dunk before he lands

every service at the church of Saint Thaddeus the Cool carries the energy of a 90's toy commercial

Thad rolls in teaches a few important life lessons, maybe goes over a story about solver war misadventures, then he plays basketball with some of the kids

I'm picturing something between church and a YMCA. The building probably started off as just a rec center/GYM run by Thad. But as the decades passed and his position as a "saint" solidified, drones kept coming to talk to him about the solver and main trio, and to ask for blessings and advice. So, at some point, he turned one of the rooms into a sort of cathedral so he could hold services. I mean if a bunch of drones are coming to you for advice and questions, might as well try and put them on the right path yeah?

Don't think he'd see it as a church the same way the younger drones do. I mean, he's known Uzi, N, and V personally for several decades at this point. Would feel weird to start treating them as these larger than life untouchable beings. Like, imagine if one of your own friends suddenly gained superpowers and a cult formed around them. Really cool that they can do space science magic now, but worshiping them as being a higher being? After you witnessed them having daddy issues in the nurse's office and drawing little doodles of their boyfriend in class? Bit of a hard sell But, he knows he won't be able to stop the younger drones from doing it. So he just tries to make sure they turn out as good people

I'd imagine Lizzy and Thad share a church, mostly because I don't see Lizzy being interested enough in spreading the good word of Uzi to run her own

so instead, she helps Thad out at his occasionally tells stories that mainly involve V or times that Uzi killed people

but if you catch her on a good day, she'll tell you about times like the prom and final battle where the purple freak actually did good (but like, don't tell her she said that. Totally embarrassing)

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more godhood AU rambling

while thinking of what the trio would get up to in 1500 years and an interesting idea came to mind

so, with all the humans gone, J, N, V and the solver are the last beings around that were on Earth before it got destroyed. Also, after that generation of old drones we see in canon are gone, no one on Copper 9 accept for those 4, Khan, and maybe Nori, will remember being on a planet that isn't just snow, ice, and dead trees (till of course they get some spaceships up and running, but I digress)

now, we've already established that N brought the immortal dogs back, but who's to say he has to stop there?

idea is that N makes it a personal project to work on bringing other animals back to the planet, and that V decides to do the same with plants. So, the two work together with some worker scientists to make the planet habitable to organic live again

I'm not sure how much progress they'd be able to make in 1500 year. It's a long time, sure, but this planet has had like 5 holes punched through its core. That kind of climate disaster is gonna take some time to fix

but I like to think that, eventuality, after spending years at the manor seeing all these plants and animals in books. The two get to see them in their new home as Copper 9 heals

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Saw this and Immediately thought of the Godhood

Lizzy spreading the good word of (I'm not actually sure we ever actually gave this religion a name) purely by talking up all the cool things V has done