#MARTYRS is one of my all time favorite horror movies TEEHEE

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Hiya! I've been following your blog for a little while and I think your vibes are pretty cool. I'm also someone who really likes horror stuff and am always on the lookout for others who I can yap about it with haha I wanted to ask if you had any good recs for horror media or even like what your favorite is! Apologies if I come off a bit awkward (that is because uhh I am very awkward.)

NAH SHUSH UR NOT AWKWARD UR FINE!!

I have plenty of recommendations! However it depends on what your tolerance level is lmao whwghwgw my taste in horror ranges from the easy silly stuff to the super extreme stuff. So I’ll give a good range!

In terms of easy silly ones, “The Return of the Living Dead” is one of my favorite horror comedies! It’s a zombie film from the 80s and is actually the origin of the whole “zombies loving brains” trope! Very funny and great special effects, highly recommend

In the middle, theres “V/H/S 94” which is apart of the V/H/S anthology series. Tbh most of the VHS series is pretty mid or just bad lmao, BUT 94 is an outlier and the short films in it are so so good. There’s some body horror, some fun monsters, and in one of em you get to watch stupid ass proud boy type characters get blown to shit which is always entertaining LMAO

And on the more extreme side, I recommend “Ichi the Killer” however I must preface this w/ a warning that there IS sexual violence in this film. Theres not too much on screen but it is a reoccurring part of the plot. HOWEVER if you can deal w/ that, it’s a VERY good film, very fun w/ great characters. It’s VERY gorey tho as well but that’s more of an appealing aspect to me rather than a bad thing LMAO

And as a bonus, for something kinda between extreme and medium, I highly recommend the French film “MARTYRS” while the injuries shown are pretty intense it’s so worth it, the story is so compelling and the acting is top notch. Collectively agreed to have one of the most impactful and profound ending to any horror film to date. So if you can deal w/ blood and some torture it’s definitely worth the watch. There ARE self harming scenes tho that are kinda graphic so if that might be an issue for you I recommend using your best judgement. THERE IS NO SEXUAL VIOLENCE IN IT THO so that’s a good thing. MAKE SURE YOU DONT WATCH THE SHITTY AMERICAN REMAKE THO ITS SO SO BAD

Not only do they shoehorn in sexual violence for no fucking reason but they change the narrative so much that it butchers the entire story. AND THEY COMPLETELY CHANGE THE ENDING WHICH COMPLETELY CHEAPENS THE STORY. ALSO THE AMERICAN REMAKE ERASES THE GAY RELATIONSHIP OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS. It’s widely known as one of the worst American horror remakes to date and for good reason. Don’t even get me fucking STARTED I will start crashing out.

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my favorite movie ships

just for fun, or to give you all something to watch! these are all p gay and amazing. in no particular order:

jennifer’s body - jennifer and needy

one of the most iconic movies and ships of all time. their dynamic...delicious. the concept...incredible! that one scene...in the history books. MEGAN FOX...GODDESS

heavenly creatures - pauline and juliet

these girls do bad things together and i love to see it. i love unhealthy obsession teehee

gia - gia and linda. get to ready to CRY YOUR EYES OUT. angelina jolie is my entire wife!!

the handmaiden - sook-hee x hideko

dark, twisted, violent, sexy, gay, ICONIC

but i’m a cheerleader - megan x graham

a classic for a reason. super gay and hilarious and CUTE

martyrs - lucie and anna

their devotion to each other, how far they’ll go...i have a crush on lucie (WARNING this is a very disturbing horror movie do NOT watch unless you like extreme horror!!)

being john malcovich - maxine and lotte 

this weird and incredible movie is amazing, watch it, and this ship came out of nowhere and slapped me across the face!

the runaways - joan and cherie

hello??? kristen stewart 70s mullet? gay rockstar shenanigans? yes! this is criminally underseen, a certain scene will change your life. please also listen to the actual band!

bring it on - missy and torrance

should have been gay!! eliza dushku can NOT be straight with cute blonde girls and i don’t even think she tries! the tension...yum.