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yes im very normal about them :)

*makes a minute long edit*

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Bruce showing up to Dick and Jason's little league game like:

hey guys I brought clementines and Kool aid jammers

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exactly

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bruce and his two beautiful daughters

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The gap.

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Nightwing #122 variant cover by Babs Tarr

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Ok but Ryan has a film coming out right? Hence all the publicity and photoshoots and whatnot… 911 being talked about is a given, but people doing the whole ‘I’m connecting the dots’ given Oliver’s interviews last season? Baby no, just… no. Stop setting yourselves up for disappointment and just enjoy the pretty pictures

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YJ inspired Jason I stare at you

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I love how much chase sees house as a father figure. When he thought house had cancer he was the only person who broke into tears and hugged him. He ALWAYS seeks validation from house. When cameron said she was going on a date with house, his first response was "he's so old". He is only 45 in s1 btw so not that old. He was weirded out because in chase's head, cameron is going on a date with his proxy dad when she has previously rejected his advances. He betrays house to vogler because he wanted to keep working with him. He doesnt leave house until house tells him that chase learned everything he could from him and fires him like a mama bird pushing baby out of the nest. And he comes back because he misses working with house. We all thought it was going to be foreman but no one deserves to be house's successor more than robert chase himself.

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consolation

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“maybe i don’t want to push this till it breaks”

…MAYBE I DONT WANT TO PUSH THIS TILL BREAKS????? YOU MIGHTVE WELL HAVE CRAWLED OVER ON YOUR KNEES PULLED HIS PANTS DOWN AND START SUCKING HIS FUCKING DICK GODDAMN

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say something funny

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Sometimes baby girl is a man in his forties 🤷‍♀️

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every house md episode part 2

random girl: hey gramps! let’s go for a run! get them juices flowing!

gramps: i’m a bit old, katy, so we’ll have to go slow

*they go running*

gramps: hhhh. hHhHhH

katy: you ok gramps? you need your inhaler?

gramps: o mi god katy your eyes are bleeding..

katy: *faints*

*INTRO MUSIC*

house: *bouncing ball around in his office, daydreaming about wilson*

cuddy: HOUSE the clinic is BACKED UP get in there NOW

house: no but i’ve got a case *lying*

cuddy: sure you do… get down there now

at the clinic

house: *sighs and picks up a file*

cameron: *runs up to house* i have a case!

house: i’ll take it! CUDDYYYY I HAVE A CASE FOR REALS NOW

cuddy: *is in distress*

house: *scurries away*

*** house: what’s the case

cameron: a girl fainted while running—

house: how unusual

cameron: running with her grandfather. and her eyes started bleeding

house: *snoring sounds*

cameron: … and uh she has low potassium—

house: she ugly?

cameron: what? no

house: you always pick the ugly ones

cameron: no i don’t

house: so why’d you pick her? why do you feel bad for her?

cameron: i don’t i just thought her case was interesting.

house: a girl who doesn’t enough bananas is interesting?

cameron: her eyes started bleeding!

house: is she a widow?

cameron: she’s 17!

house: so?

they walk into the office

chase: wow… she lost both her parents and lives with her grandfather…

house: bingo!

***

the office is silent as the ducklings read katy’s file

house: please, not everybody all at once..

foreman: it’s a brain clot. got activated when she went running.

house: bad. next

chase: it’s lady gaga virus! that’s why it came on suddenly

house: check for a brain clot

foreman: *evil smirk*

*** cameron is in the patient’s room getting blood

cameron: it must be hard… both parents dead. living with your grandfather

katy: i don’t need your pity

*** chase: *walking into the office with the other minions behind him* it’s not a brain clot

house: hmmmm…

chase: back to lady gaga virus—

house: it is NOT lady gaga virus you idiot

cameron: maybe an eyeball embolism caused by a seizure?

house: and why would she have had a seizure?

cameron: low potassium causes invisible seizure syndrome. she wouldn’t have noticed it.

house: that’s 1 in a million rare… i like it. do five blood cultures

the minions obey

***

cameron: it’s not eyeball embolism!!

chase: LADY GAGA VIRUS

house: FOR THE LAST TIME, IT IS NOT— *epiphany* omygod it’s lady gaga virus…

chase: *evil smirk*

*** the patient has recovered.

wilson: it is now time for my 5 minutes of screen time

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new hyperfixation just dropped.. medical malpractice md my beloved 🙏🏻❤️

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this came to me in a vision

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my beautiful hair flip angel girlfriend. her name is shithead and she was born without morals or a cerebral cortex