#MAN what the FUCK

[lesbianjudasiscariot]

we're gonna have to see that stupid photo everywhere now

[foreverin2007]

:(

[fairuzfan]

Seriously.....

[salamanderst]

Part series?? Lmk

One of the girls

{Chris Sturniolo}

Warnings: pet names?? (baby(, use of y/n, mentions of sex (nothing happens yet!!) toxic!chris (sorry 😞 he gets better i swear) fratboy!chris kinda??, also i forgot to say this last smut but English is not my first language so i apologize for spelling mistakes!! lmk if theres anything else.

A/n: Omg I think I’m actually tweaking I’ve been putting off writing this because I think all my writing abilities just got up and left. So I’m so sorry if this is ass {it probably is} but erm let’s go!

Orange; Chris speaking

Pink; reader speaking

“So what do you wanna watch?” I ask Chris.

I came over to watch a movie, every Friday we like to watch a movie after he’s filmed with his brothers, but right now he’s acting off.

“Ehh. It’s what ever, I don’t care.” He replies eyes glued to his phone clearly not listening to me.

“Chris, hello???”

“Yea, yea whatever you say.”

"Chris im gonna fuck other men." i saw with a grin on my face.

he immediately looks up from his phone looking straight into my eyes. no words coming out of him.

"chris im kidding, now will you listen please?" i say laughing.

"yea, im sorry." he give me a smile, he paces me his phone so he wont go on it, i slip into my pocket giving him a kiss on the cheek.

“Thank you. Now what movie do you wanna watch?” i said snuggling up to him grabbing the remote.

“Ohh how about that new one on Disney that just came out”

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We’re about half way through the movie and Chris goes to the washroom.

I still have his phone in my pocket, honestly i completely forgot about till i felt it ding. i pulled in out of my pocket to see a notification.

Who the fuck is Olivia?!

I put his phone down on the coffee table as I hear his footsteps coming closer to the couch.

“Hey babe im kinda tried I think ima go to bed, you wanna head home?”

I’m gonna kill this man.

I grab his phone from the table. “Who the fuck is Olivia. Chris?”

at least that’s what i wanted to do. But I’m too tried for drama right now. and me and Chris are actually good, i don't wanna start stuff.

“Yea sure babe I’ll see you later, good night!” i said forcing a smile walking to his front door, as he grabbed his phone and walked up to his room.

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i never go to sleep angry, its my number one rule. and i broke it because of this stupid man whore who i'm not even dating, just stupid friends with benefits. but we agreed not to fuck or text other people.

fuck it. im gonna go talk to him.

i get in my car and drive to his place, its 9am but if he wants to fuck other women i can interrupt his sleep. i knock on his door as load as i can, i forgot his brothers also live there.

Nick opens the door, as im about to yell i see his face and step back.

"y/n whats going on??" nick says rubbing his eyes and giving me a look, i felt so bad.

"oh my god im so sorry, i didnt mean to wake you up. im just here to talk to Chris."

"oh uh.. hes in his room." he said gave me a wired look, letting me in as he went back up to his room.

i closed the door behind me and walked downstairs to Chris's room, i was hesitant at first but then i opened the door, i didnt knock i didnt really want to. chris was awake on his phone staring up at me.

"oh.. hi." he said putting down his phone furrowing his eyebrows. "whats going on?"

"are you texting other people?" i said calmly as i sat at the edge of his bed, honestly im surprised i didnt yell, my brain feels like its forgot how to.

"what are you talking about..?" he said sitting up to face me more, acting confused.

"chris, please..." i took a pause, god he was so gorgeous. its hard to be mad at someone whos this pretty. "be honest."

"baby, i am being honest." he said cupping my face with his right hand. i cant fall into him, i told myself repeatedly.

i brushed his hand off my face. "chris, i saw a text on your phone last night. from someone named, Olivia."

he was taken aback he knew what i was taking about. a part of me wanted him to deny it and say its some friend. but no friend asks if a girl is still at some mans house. it wasnt a friend, and we both knew that.

"i-im sorry.." he said in a very quiet voice, i was hurt that it was true. but im thankful he was honest. "its this girl i met at a party, but i swear we only fucked once." he kept talking but my mind went blank after the word 'fucked', was i not enough for him? was i bad, that he had ti get other women to satisfy him? i started to over think everything. what does this bitch do that i cant??

tears started to well up in my eyes when i heard his words. "woah, woah. y/n whats wrong??" he said putting his hand on my shoulder.

"No! dont chris! this is fucking bullshit, we agreed not to fuck other people!" i said in a shaky voice standing up.

"c-can we just talk, please...?" he said softly standing up. i didnt wanna fucking talk? who the fuck would want to talk??

"no. im leaving you're a fucking whore. i should've left before anything started." i said scoffing grabbing my bag and stomping out his room running to the front door, out to my car.

i started my car a drove home, i sat in the parking lot of my apartment for at least 20 minutes before getting out of my and heading inside. i sat on my couch, ill talk to him in a couple of day. at least it was only one girl right...?

[pinball-wzrd]

dave grohl cheating on his wife was not on my 2024 bingo card

[dasloddl]

wow... the audacity good omens fans have "believe victims first" this "boycott the author" (see jkr) that until it's your little blorbo who can do no wrong cause he created a gay little tv show boo-fucking-hooo

[0milk-jug0]

Recently I got sucked into a small fandom and overall media. And suddenly, I realize that maybe I should contribute something.

Now if you guys could just hear me out—Mikhail Levin is a cool dude—yeah he can like kill or whatever but he seems like a cool guy when he is away from his personal drama. The design is frankly my own personal headcanons that I developed with a helping hand of my buddy, so don’t be confused as to why Mikhail has a mullet-

Julian Ramis—the depressed teen that honestly made me go :[ when I read his stuff. He’s just a kid who was unlucky and that just forced him to be the way that he is. I am happy to hear or see that Julian had a happy end when the player last sees him.

The tech god—possibly my favorite guy in the game ever: he’s funny, he’s a nerd, he’s a good dude, and he gets a girl who he is smitten for. Alex Turner is just a cool guy and I wished to see him a wee bit more (he definitely would’ve been a Miku fan)

I hate this man /j

[weaselishmcdiesel]

incapable of watching a movie without making art for it

[maxandhisdelusions]

[gimmick-blog-detector]

windows 11 apparently removed the ability to put devices to sleep, replacing it with a "modern standby" feature that. doesn't work. at all.

instead of actually shutting the device off and limiting power usage to the absolute bare minimum to keep everything in memory and occasionally process updates from the outside world, it tries to power down components that aren't in use, while keeping the rest online, theoretically achieving a good balance between response time and power use.

does it actually do that? fuck no, it does next to nothing. for some godforsaken reason it never actually powers down the whole device, instead keeping it constantly running like a smartphone. this device being a fairly powerful laptop, it continues to eat the battery like nothing happened. while its supposedly "asleep". which means the perfectly good battery life is basically nonexistent because it will die in its sleep. constantly. all the time.

i swear to god microsoft cannot make a good product to save their fucking lives

[theslythernfreak]

GEGE I HATE YOU SO MUCH

[king-wilhelm]

So Dan dressed in fun colors and phil dressed like an edgy professor makes phil think of breeding? Yeah alright then I'll just bang my head against the wall I guess

[visdiefje]

(shakily) they/them catgirl Neo. this is what winning looks like

[absurdumsid]

yall im sobbing ?? a girl asked me out to prom but i alr asked my crush please what the fuck wha thwyagbdbfnd

[h2llish]

hold up pause. people ship lilia and epel?????

[sage-is-in-fact-very-tired]

oh man these gays are *toxic*