#MAD.

[fruttymoment]

Mad.

[creekfiend]

I love when you're mad and also it's stupid and you can't just tell yourself to stop being mad so you just have to wait it out while being aware that it's stupid the WHOLE TIME. absolutely humiliating

[dykepaldi]

i forget that ashildr/me and clara were definitely intended to be a bit gay. the ‘shes nice, fight you for her’ ‘oh the human race, youre obsessed, you all need to get a hobby’ thats steven moffat code for she wanted to fuck herrrr. mad!!!

[helldiver-of-florida]

STOP SHAVING DARROWS HEAD RUGHHAHHHHSHHSDHEUSHSGFHDH

[finndoesntwantthis]

Hate to say it but FTR’s entrance is very well suited for this arena FUCK it looks so right

[identitty-dickruption]

just saw someone say they “don’t trust touch-sensitive people” and honestly. fuck off. I’m touch sensitive because I’m traumatised and don’t trust you. I’m also autistic and easily overwhelmed. but sure. okay. the person who doesn’t want to be touched is the suspicious one here

[wulfhalls]

kastle back a few days ago. anya!alia yesterday. kitsophie movie today. what wonders will tomorrow bring? can't wait to get out of the dune imax screening to be greeted by the news that hannibal s4 is in fact real and happening

[petewentzisblack1312]

its all 1st worlders arguing about what to do about the huddled masses isnt it.

[osorcanine]

I open r/plushies

'People who kiss their plushies as part of a relationship (or who are just in a relationship with them) are creeps'

I close r/plushies

(Your platonic affection is not purer or better or more wholesome. You are not more moral. People in relationships with plushie are not bad or gross.)

[bedforddanes75]

someone explain to me how my guitar's strings were FINE for a full 8 and a half months and since january the e string has snapped THREE TIMES.

[sleaterkinnie]

taking my stupid normal pills that i hate just so i can be a good employee

[renthewerecatboi]

tbh i'm not sorry that i'm being a salty bitch, if u actually like the new update, suck my balls

[guardsbian]

"are you thinking about—"

"am I thinking about how the musical 'Wicked' would be better if it was explicitly a romance between Elphaba and Glinda? yes. yes I am"

[emdotcom]

Bruh how the fuck did the FNAF World figures get the fucking Easter AR skins, but no mangle? Pissed

[vohunara]

whispers ' evolutionary pressure. ' in his ear then walks away like he just didn't.

      Quick it goes over al Haitham's cheek, a hand that pushes the man away while Kaveh groans as if told something  𝐩 𝐚 𝐢 𝐧 𝐟 𝐮 𝐥 𝐥 𝐲  ridiculous. That should be the end of it, specially so when he knows the Scribe's intentions with it.

      Unfortunately, for Kaveh, knowing doesn't mean the bait will go un-bitten.

      ‘ Oh, you. Don't you start with me! ʼ Despite what he declares, Kaveh's legs cross on the divan as fast as the turning of his entire body with the sole intention of pointing a finger in the other's face. ‘ I did my homework, there's no way you can argue with me that our edibles are evolving faster than WE are currently. Of course, it's wholly dependent on whether we're talking about single or multi celled organisms, the LATTER which we are classified as— Therefore! More prone to mutation, meaning that our dear friend mycelia faces more difficulties on the evolutionary race when it comes to spontaneity.¹

      Now, al Haitham, the same way fungi may evolve post discharge of spores, you ought to concur we are disproportionately more complex and liable to undergo changes 𝐁 𝐎 𝐓 𝐇 during production of gametes, as well as during the maturation of a zygote. Even then, a mutation is no guarantee that it'll bypass preexisting systems and win over natural selection, let alone be passed down to other generations.²

      In conclusion, what I'm trying to get through your thick skull is that you're INSANE to think snacks, of all things and way simpler than a bunch of cells with vast genetic samples, as exemplified mere seconds ago, would face the same process. We make snacks, for god's sake! We control the evolution! They aren't inadvertently getting unhealthier where we can't see. You absolute fool! Just eat your damn chips and quit faulting them for your gluttony.ʼ

[nickiemoot]

me: wow im actually motivated to do things! i wanna draw and write and work on stuff!!!

carpal tunnel: lmao