#M'raaj-Dar

[triflingshadows]

cheydinhal sanctuary crew

[strangelittlelad]

Look at my family dawg I'm gonna get purified 😭😭

[areggos-art-dump]

keeping on with my dark brotherhood series with oblivion!!

black hand is in the reblogs

[blackmetalsnake]

[unironicallytes]

GUESS WHO FOUND THE OBLIVION FONT

yea so like i said i'm making M'raaj-Dar a Dagi-raht Khajiit. World's Smallest Hater.

also he wheezes when he laughs in this line, the canon subtitle of "ha ha ha" doesn't cut it

[oblivion-npc]

i'm so glad that current me has the mod that lets you save them all, but past me was going THROUGH IT during this quest

[doctor-disc0]

You know, when I first did the Dark Brotherhood quest, I thought for sure that M'raaj-Dar was the traitor. I mean, guy hates your guts up until Lucien tells you to kill everyone in the sanctuary. Then, suddenly, he's your bff? Sus as hell.

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

In English, we say, "Regret."

In TES, we say, "I'm afraid there is a . . . situation. The time has come to test both your skill and your loyalty to Sithis. The Black Hand has learned that the Dark Brotherhood has been infiltrated. By whom, and for what purpose, we do not yet know. What we do know is that there is some link between the traitor and the Cheydinhal Sanctuary. The traitor has tainted that place beyond repair. It was learned that the traitor has been active for quite some time, since before you joined the Brotherhood. That absolves you of any suspicion. Listen well, child of Sithis. You have been chosen to perform the ancient rite known as Purification."

[dirty-bosmer]

TES Crushes

Which NPCs in TES (all games included!) do you crush on, and why? They don't have to be marriage candidates (in vanilla), just people you find yourself blushing around. Hell, it could be a Deadric Prince if that's what you're into. Name them and say what about them you find appealing! Then feel free to tag a friend or two!

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Borrowing some of Julia's number scheme cause it's nice organization :)

#1: Characters I crushed on during my first ever playthrough as a wee lass:

Methredhel: 10 year old me spent countless hours watching her sleep in that huntsman vest/bralett outfit XD

M'raaj-Dar: Young me was so predictable. Some character is mean to me? Gotta make sure I fall in love with them and do everything in my power to get them to like me. Then he apologized to me right before the purification and I knew I was done for. After the purification, I hoisted his body onto a bed in the living quarters and surrounded him with flowers lol

Enilroth: That one stable boy in Anvil who places the last of Mathieu Bellamont's fake dead-drops out for you. I thought he was so normal looking in a game where everyone looked like they were melting.

Cutter: I just thought she was pretty.

Relmyna Verenim: Being a crazy mad scientist devoted to your passions is hawt.

#2: Characters I crush on now:

The Ordinators in Morrowind. It's the ten packs a day ash-choked voice.

Dagoth Ur. He invaded my dreams with a wedding ceremony. I'm pretty sure we've moved past the prosaic love confession. We are now bounded in our blood.

Nazir: He will always be Skyrim's Sexyman to me <3

Astrid: I'm a simple gal. I see a woman who does fucked up things being torn to shreds by the fandom, I 👀

Arquen: Same as above. She’s a baddie to me and I don’t care about the rumor where she ate Lucien’s entrails, that just makes her weirder and sexier 💕

Raminus Polus: He's smart and gives you a fancy necklace and tells you that you're doing a good job, like what else do I need really?

Mathieu Bellamont: the only man I will ever call baby girl. Love a revenge arc. Love a twisted obsession. I genuinely dgaf that he single-handedly wrecked the Dark Brotherhood, maybe the Black Hand should not have been so trigger happy and eager for self-destruction!

Lucien Lachance: Despite the hundreds of thousands of words I've written about him, my feelings for Lucien are kind of complicated 😅 I don’t dislike him, but at some point while writing my fic I realized I gaslit myself into believing he was hotter than he is lol Upon replay, I was like 'man this dude is such a scrub I have to write him to be as creepy and dripless as possible,' which like... I'm still into lol I just feel like a fake fan for it.

Ondolemar: Unique, kissable lips, him degrading me in public only to whip out that, 'there are so few pleasures in life as fine as your company' once he realized he wanted me, oooooh girl

Razum-Dar: I wanted him SO BADLY during the Aldmeri Dominion quests.

#3 Characters I actually married in game:

Nels Llendo: Had a mod to make it possible for my Morrowind playthrough. He killed all the cliff racer for me :)

Jenassa: She might be the only character I ever married on my main LDB's save, and it was actually so devastating because all she would do was stand in the foyer of Proudspire Manor with no clothes on, asking about kids we never had. Look how the glitches massacred my girl :(

Derkeethus: I married him on my Arch-mage save but only on PC because he too was glitched and every time I told him to go home he would run away!!!

#4: Characters I’m only crushing on because of Fics I read

@theoneandonlysemla's Ancano and Faralda I'm so weak for horribly, toxic elves. Yes, abuse your power! Make everyone around you miserable!

@sylvienerevarine's Roggi Knot-Beard. Had no idea who this man was until Sophrine rolled into his life, and from then on I was smitten. Wholesome, sexy, husband of the year <3

@skyrim-forever's Aicantar. Scholarly, bashful mage nerd <3 I actually always thought Aicantar was a cutie and had considered marrying him on one playthrough because even with cheat codes, a lot of the Altmer characters don't have voice lines for marriage. Aicantar's voice made him a suitable candidate.

#5 Characters that have made me 👀 but in an way that makes me embarrassed

The Spider Daedra from Oblivion. I was obsessed with her rack LMAO

Dremora: something about unintelligible, guttural screams and fiery eyes, I think...

Molag Bal. I also blame this one on @theoneandonlysemla

[youthroad]

WIP Whenever

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tagging: @blackmetalsnake @disa-point @arnaerr  @ulanxxxs @enolezdrata @dirty-bosmer @mukuuji

These two weeks have been the most fucked up. It's not cool to be sick, the whole family's sick. I'm on the mend now, but I can't get myself together to paint again. It's so lame. But I'm wildly happy that there is progress in drawing people (it would be sad if there wasn't). 1. Never trust Antoinetta Marie to bake bread….. (Burning the whole sanctuary is not a good solution).

2. A set of hairstyles for my girl.

3. Giggly girls. Laughing at a funny story about a boring khajiit making a bad potion. Ended up chirping like a bird. Poor m'raaj-dar

[shiveringgroovy]

more headcanon asks pt 2 out of ???

roadtrip au. who does the driving who does the navigation that kinda thing

can be ships, just favorites, idek

oh em goodness i have opinions. gonna alternate between bsd and tes

Fyozai (who else would i start with)

dazai canonically sucks at driving

and look at fyodor and tell me he knows how to operate a vehicle

certified public transport power couple. they are the worst i hope they die

i actually wrote a fic where they're on a subway for a little. fucking freaks

Sheskillmyna

haskill is always the designated driver. always.

relmyna drove once and it resulted in 3 civilian deaths

sheogorath sticks his head out the window and screams random shit at people

worst people to road trip with. haskill can't stop himself from stopping the car if either of his partners ask so they end up being at gas stations more than on the actual road. sheogorath is a devious freak for slurpees and needs a refill every hour

Siglai

sigma is probably a good driver, nikolai would be mediocre but gets HORRIFIC road rage

so sigma drives most often and nikolai is either sprawled out in the backseat or trying not to lose his shit in shotgun

they stop at everything on the way. sightseeing spots and supermarkets and everything in between. it's nikolai's fault.

sigma needs to take a xanax before getting in the car.

ALMSIVI

seht drives, ayem takes shotgun, vehk takes up the entire backseat

almalexia freaks sotha sil out. somebody save him.

vivec looks like she's meditating, he's actually just passed tf out

sotha sil points out every cool architecture thing he sees and almalexia punches him every time

Ranpoe + Yosano

ranpo also doesn't drive so yosano and poe alternate

ranpo also loves being in the back seat so if he's not driving, poe will act as a pillow for ranpo

yosano refuses to stop the car at gas stations. she fucking hates stopping and ranpo will start tweaking if he runs out of snacks

Cheydinhal Sanctuary + Janus Hassildor

minivan group..

ocheeva and teinaava are in the front, alternating who drives.

antionetta, gogron, and telaendril are in the middle row. gogron and telaendril are being a cringe couple and antionetta sticks her head out the window the entire time

in the back, m'raaj-dar has schemer in his lap and janus and vicente are also being all couple-y and cringe.

lucien's already at the destination.

TachiHiguGin

higuchi drives the best out of the three ngl

tachihara plays road trip games and does not fuck around about i spy.

i headcanon gin as semiverbal but they'll fucking GAG tachihara during some games

higuchi will constantly ask if they need to stop at every gas station because she's like that

Dawnstar Sanctuary

babette drives. no, i don't care that she has the body of a 10 year old. she's the best driver.

cicero is in the trunk. don't worry about him

nazir is in shotgun controlling the aux cord. ik he has the best music taste of all time. he's a metalhead trust me i asked him myself

the night mother is strapped to the top of the car like those ski holders

DOA5

sigma and fukuchi are in the front, alternating drivers

bram is tied to the back of fukuchi's seat like one of those ipads that little kids watch skibidi toilet on during long car rides

fyodor is said skibidi toilet kid

nikolai is in the trunk

NereVoryn

nerevar drives. voryn won't admit it but he fucking sucks at driving

there's really nothing chaotic about their road trips. very chill tbh

nerevar has probably backed up into a fire hydrant once or twice though.

[poor-ciceros-voring-again]

I don't think I've ever like ?? Elaborated on what Niveria's relationship is with everyone from Cheydinhal??? No specific order:

Antoinetta Marie joins about a year before the Purification. Niveria is extremely welcoming to her and treats her like family from the start. They're almost immediate best friends.

Gogron and Telaendril helped take care of Niveria when both her parents and Vicente were unavailable. Telaendril also helped to make sure Niveria up kept her archery training that her mom gave her.

M'raaj-Dar is like a wine aunt to her and spoils her, but would never admit to it in front of other people. He's the one who gets her super into alchemy (because he wanted her to know magic but she sucked absolute ass at it and that was Close second)

Ocheeva and Teinaava were raised alongside Niveria in Cheydinhal Sanctuary. They're about 5 years older than her and treat her like their younger sibling.

Vicente Valtieri is the main person who raised Niveria (also raised Ocheeva and Teinaava) and taught her basic skills, languages, assassination techniques etc. she considers him like a father

Lucien Lachance is Niveria's actual father. He's around as often as his Speaker duties allow. He considers Niveria a blessed gift directly from the Night Mother herself and would do anything within his power to keep her safe from harm.

Ungolim is NOT the current Listener in my lore, he's a Silencer. The Listener is a Bosmer named Nicnevin, and she is Niveria's mother. She teaches Niveria to follow her own version of the Green Pact. She also teaches her archery. Nicnevin isn't as involved raising Niveria as she'd like to be, but she considers her own safety more important. Niveria understands since she was raised on the tenets and considers everything from a religious standpoint, and the Listener is high up on importance in this. And she's SO proud of her mother and likes mentioning it even she's younger. She stops when she's a bit older and higher in rank, but she's still proud. Nicnevin knows Niveria will be a Listener after she's gone.

[shadowmager]

Finallyyy! My compiled piece for the last prompts for @nerevar-quote-and-star 's Pinup Challenge!

Bloodsucker/Divinity is Verandis Ravenwatch from ESO!

Black Hand/Spellcraft is M'raaj-Dar from Oblivion!

Gold Rush/Burning Red is a nice male Golden Saint!

Oblivion/Aurora is a fancy red Auroran!

Champion/Necromancer is Arum Kahl from ESO!

(I went back and forth on the Saint and Auroran and tbh I think they could both fit each other's prompts so dont pay that too much mind)

This was a really fun challenge, and I gotta say I very much enjoyed doing it! 🥰

[radstormz]

Happy TES Secret Santa, @blackmetalsnake !!

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Fandom: Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

Relationships: Lucien Lachance/Original Male Character(s), Lucien Lachance/Silencer

Characters: Lucien Lachance, M'raaj-Dar (Elder Scrolls), Antoinetta Marie, Male Silencer (Elder Scrolls)

Additional Tags: Dark Brotherhood (Elder Scrolls) - Freeform, Courting, Dark

Summary: Damienus keeps finding gifts.

This was such a fun little project - I hope I did Damienus justice in this fic! I hope you enjoy<3

And thank you to @scorchedcandy for hosting this event, I had a blast!

[unironicallytes]

Since we didn't get to have multiple Khajiiti furstocks in older games, I think we should get crazy with headcanons at every chance

I already made J'Ghasta a Cathay-raht in DearB, but now I'm making M'raaj-Dar either a Dagi or Dagi-raht because I think he deserves to be competing with Zath for the "Tiniest Hater Ever" award. Bro's the temperament and height of Gollum. You're walking in the Sanctuary halls and look down to see this Sonic the Hedgehog sized motherfucker roasting you. Straight up three poisoned apples tall and wants to kill you dead.