#Lucky Husband

[its-kinda-snowy]

The lack of more medieval era idiots is frankly criminal if you ask me

[milesforstyless]

Max: " [after qualifying] i nearly destroyed the entire garage. i was barely able to hold myself in. i was so angry. i rarely get this angry. yes definitely an angry boi. rawr I'm a lion and no one can stop me and my wrath"

Also Max after qualifying:

*giggling like a fool*

[navybrat817]

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Look at him!

Handsome and Beautiful

Pairing: Husband!Bucky Barnes x Female Reader

Summary: Bucky wants to look good for you. He also wants dessert.

Word Count: Over 700

Warnings: Established relationship, slight insecurities, implied sexy times, Bucky Barnes and he's a simp for you (he's a warning, okay?).

A/N: In the same universe as Mr. and Mrs. Barnes. ❤️ Not beta read and written on my phone, so any and all mistakes are my own. Please follow @navybrat817-sideblog for new fics and notifications. Comments, reblogs, feedback are loved and appreciated!

Bucky scowled at this reflection in the mirror as he studied himself. He couldn't seem to get his hair quite right no matter how much he tousled it. He also wasn't sure when he got wrinkles around the corners of his eyes, but age and general stress would do that. Since when did he care so much about his appearance? He hadn't since the 40's.

Until you came along.

“Hey there, handsome,” you smiled from the bathroom doorway. “Looking good.”

A touch of heat went through his cheeks from your compliment. “Why aren't you dressed yet, beautiful?”

“I need your help putting on my dress,” you said all too innocently as you strolled into the room in just your bra and underwear, the color matching the shade of his suit jacket.

Bucky cursed under his breath when he took in the sight of you. “That's what you need my help with?” He questioned. He knew exactly what you needed help with. You'd tell him you have a few minutes before you had to leave and urge him to take off his suit jacket, roll up his sleeves, move your underwear aside, and take what he wanted from you. He wouldn't just take from you. He'd give and give. "My naughty wife.”

“I'll always need your help, my equally naughty husband,” you smiled, kissing him on the cheek and moving a few strands of his hair. Now he looked perfect. All he needed was your touch. “And don't think I didn't notice you deflecting my compliment.”

“I didn't deflect,” he argued. He sure as hell did. Maybe he could consider himself handsome by some standards, but you were a goddess. Some higher being smiled upon you the day you were born and knew you'd be a gift to the world. His world.

“You did and I demand a photo as payment,” you said, crossing your arms when he scoffed. He wasn't one for taking selfies or whatever the hell people called them. “Please, Mr. Barnes? For me?” You added in a softer tone, looking into his blue eyes in the mirror.

He couldn't resist you if he tried.

“Fine, Mrs. Barnes. For you,” he said, sighing as he took out his phone. Putting a hand on his hip, he held up the phone to take the picture you so demanded. “And you were right. This looks better without the tie.”

“I know best,” you teased, cringing slightly when he snapped the picture. “Oh, Bucky…”

"What's wrong?" He asked immediately when he showed you the image. Did you not find him attractive? “You said this was a good color on me.”

“It is. You really do look handsome,” you assured him, making him breathe easier. “But, my god, when are you going to get a case for your phone?”

He laughed, his eyes crinkling. Oh, maybe that was why he had wrinkles around his eyes now. Because of how much you made him laugh and smile. “When I find one I like,” he replied, knowing how much it drove you crazy that he didn’t have a protective case on his phone.

“We have already had to replace your phone twice,” you reminded him as he snaked an arm around you and pulled you against him. “No, don’t you dare distract me. If we have to get you another phone, I-”

“But you said you needed help getting your dress on,” he pointed out, pressing a gentle kiss to the corner of your mouth. Your fingers gripped the lapel of his jacket as his lips lingered, making him smile. “Don’t you want my help?”

“I do,” you whispered, whimpering when he kissed the other corner and gripped your hip. It was sounds like the ones you made that made him appreciate his super soldier senses. “But-”

“Or maybe we can focus on me fucking you in front of the mirror instead,” he smirked, wondering how wet your panties were now. “C'mon. We have a few minutes before dinner. Let's have dessert first,” he said, finally bringing his lips to yours and snapping a photo when you melted into the kiss.

Maybe he wasn’t a fan of selfies overall, but he’d take as many as you asked him to and would continue to create many happy memories with you.

We still need a breeding fic with these two. Love and thanks for reading! ❤️

Masterlist ⚓ Bucky Barnes Masterlist ⚓ Ko-Fi

[z0mbiefrank]

some people are wondering who the moustache man is and i am too so heres everything i can think of so far

In the "long live" trailer, he is shown leading the dictator and politician up the stairs, and upon reaching the corridor, the politician joins him side by side with the dictator looming behind them.

When they enter the room, the moustache man walks with the politician to stand beside the secretary. He is also paired with the secretary in the "opera" trailer.

The symbolism around him strongly suggests he is someones dedicated lover, likely the secretary as he's paired with her the most.

I'm not an expert on flowers, but I believe the bouquet is made up of two very romantic flowers, red carnations (love, passion, affection) and baby's breath (everlasting love, innocence). The moustache man has a red carnation pinned to his jacket so the bouquet is likely from him.

Some MORE lover boy evidence comes from Gerard dressing up as this character in Las Vegas October 7th 2022. On this night, the drum read "My Whole Heart".

I would also argue, the Gerard look from Montreal September 2nd 2022 could possibly be this same character. Only, much like the secretary, he's got totally fucked up and he's lost his eyes and his flower, or his "heart".

This outfit match I am less sure of, especially since it took place before the Vegas show, but it is the same shirt and trousers, and again we have a lover themed drum "I only have eyes for you <3".

SO... although I don't know much about him yet, the results so far say he’s a good old fashioned lover boy

[fangirl-paba]

We all agree that when TK saw Carlos in that outfit he just couldn’t resist and climbed him like a tree and got late to dinner right?

Cause TK how did you make up your mind to leave the house when your husband looked like that?????

The shirt, the hat, the sexy smile and THE SWAGGER??? Fuck!!!🤤🔥🥵

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

cheek

[lamiue]

Even if i didn't know anything about them, i would be like "Wow, that whitehead one is in love with redhead one."

[mxtxfanatic]

One day this fandom will have a reckoning on how it likes to blame Jin Xixuan's death on Wei Wuxian—whether by maliciousness or a "loss of control"—while ignoring the fact that Jin Zixuan died because he lunged at Wei Wuxian with a drawn sword because he was angry that Wei Wuxian told him that he doesn't trust him after he refused to tell Wei Wuxian whether or not he was a part of the ambush his cousin set up after Wei Wuxian told him to keep his distance from him after he told Wei Wuxian to stop defending himself against an ambush that he showed up to and was plainly told was put together to kill Wei Wuxian after he had already been bodily pushing Wei Wuxian around to protect his cousin. But all of that is supposed to be forgiven and forgotten because the reason he wanted Wei Wuxian to ignore all logic and put his life in danger was for Jiang Yanli's temporary happiness? Lol. Lmao even.

[nibbelraz]

The incredibly cold and aggressive Demon King of the North brought down by his husband asking for kisses

[pararave]

a very cheezy comic for Steve's birthday

[crowlixcx]

Don't speak, I know what you're thinkin' I don't need your reasons Don't tell me 'cause it hurts

Don't Speak by No Doubt - The Brainrot Series

(requested by @10-days-of-freakin-olives)

[cloudcrimeart]

dog love

[navybrat817]

OK, What Bucky is this?

That peek of belly is 😮‍💨

That has to be dad!Bucky! HAS to be. It's a beautiful day. Not too warm or too cold, perfect for taking the family out. You don't know how he always has the energy to keep with the kids, but it's nice. And when he stops to stretch a little, you just happen to snap that photo and you can't help but stare at his belly. You know how it feels to have that stomach press against your front and back. It's like he's teasing you. And before he can say he isn't teasing you at all, you look at his arms. So beefy, perfect for holding you or pinning you down.

Yeah, he's for sure teasing you.

But he can't help himself. After all this time, he loves having your attention. So if that means flashing his belly and showing off his arms like a harlot, he'll do it because he's your harlot. Father of your children. Husband and love of your life.

So when you post the photo online, that's pretty much what it says: "Husband. Father. Harlot."

And you laugh when he comments: "Wife. Mother. This Harlot is smart enough not to call you a Harlot on here."

He's a good one. He really is.

Love and thanks! ❤️

[n4rval]

HI I love your profile pic hsdhfjhg... big hand... liddle face... very good and cute. brings a smile to me in these trying times ;w;

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hi freak i missed you!! 👋🎊

the trying times are sure A Trial. this is why i have commited to the duty of becoming the gaster girl from tumblr who only ever draws and writes for this one character

[danhowellonphillester]

dusting off my old dnp tumblr because only this place will truly understand how I’m feeling about this

[aume]

From the New Yorker no less. My hockey ships feel seen! 😂❤️🏒