#Lucifer is crying
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alastors-airwaves · 22 days ago
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Damn, it would be really bad if Lucifer's hormones started acting up and he started crying or something.
Lucifer: *lips starts quivering after Husk yelled at him and he excuses himself so he doesn’t make a scene at the baby shower*
When he’s finally alone, he starts to cry.
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luminixx · 9 months ago
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“Your mom” gone wrong. Not the right person.
this is lowkey so unserious don't kill me. it's a reference to all that stuff about his mother that I am seeing.
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firephoenix23 · 10 months ago
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Like I literally have second hand embarrassment for Vox after seeing what Alastor ACTUALLY is like in a rivalry.
Like homie wishes he could be that close to Alastor 😂😂
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sunlit-mess · 5 months ago
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taking off my anxiety over a license exam ☠️
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springgonyoyos · 4 months ago
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This damn meme reminded me of these two immediately.
I have finally dropped art again, good bye and enjoy : )
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jizzwizz69 · 3 months ago
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Whenever Lucifer gets mad at Mammon, he takes a bunch of coins and scatters them all throughout the driveway. The catch is that some of the coins have been superglued to the ground, so Mammon runs around like a chicken with its head cut off as he tries to pick them all up. The worst part is he gets confused about which ones he has and hasn't tried to pick up yet, so Mammon just runs around in circles. Each and every time he bends down too so his back usually hurts afterward. There's less than $20 scattered out there, but it doesn't stop him. Lucifer records it and speeds up the footage, then puts circus music in the background.
This isn't canon but I decided it is
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sidsinning · 10 months ago
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IM SCREAMING HE DID NOT JUST
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ADAM TAKE THE L HOLY FUCK
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eggcromancer · 7 months ago
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Happy late birthday, it was a wonderful post you made, I just gotta ask something outta the silly.
Do you think it's as cute as I do, the idea of moon having a second nightcap that's party hat coloured and he swaps that on for birthdays
@sea-menace Dream big, my friend! Why stop at 2 nightcaps...? >:}
We got some seasonal caps:
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Modern day AU, where Fazbear Co. runs a content farm TikTok account; and Moon is horribly out of touch with gen alpha humour (because no one bought the animatronics internet plans 🥲) caps:
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And @lavenoon's jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, amazing Accidentally Undercover fic caps! ✨
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Pretend that Agent Dusk lost his original nightcap in a deadly shootout with a rival spy team and he needs to whip up a replacement PRONTO before he loses all street creds (He still won of course, but at what cost,,,,)
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rdm00n · 1 month ago
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I have turned the brothers into desserts teehee:3, in the menu we have:
Lucifer - Plum pudding
Mammon - Mamon cake
Levi - Chocolate orange cupcake
Satan - mint chocolate trifle
Asmo - Polish strawberry cheesecake
Beel - raspberry parfait
Belphie - cream filled donuts (ube flavored)
Side characters menu
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heart-of-the-morningstar · 3 months ago
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Seeing how stressed out and panicked Lucifer is anytime Heaven is brought up makes me so sad…look what they did to him…
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absolutepokemontrash · 5 months ago
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Y’all, this is going to be so random, but I was hit with a memory from my Catholic school days and I have this vivid memory of stumbling across a Bible story where Jesus walks into a village, sees someone possessed by a demon, and is like
“Begone, Beelzebub, go back to hell.”
And the demon just fuckin leaves because JC told him to
I always found that really funny, and even funnier when I think of it with Obey Me Beel-
Beel: He said I couldn’t possess that human anymore 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Belphie: Don’t you listen to that oily hippy! You can possess whoever you want, Beel.
Mammon: UGH, next thing you know Jesus is gonna be all “you can’t set up a shopping mall in the middle of the temple!” Like sorry you don’t like fun and money, bro 🙄
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bloogers-boogers · 3 months ago
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softblitz · 10 months ago
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this is it, this is the shot 🥺❤️
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leonidele · 9 months ago
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Thoughts that were not said aloud
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onesidedradiostatic · 8 months ago
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Vox and Lucifer have an extremely dramatic fight next season over which one of them is the Most Divorced that ends with both of them crying and Alastor's torn between enjoying Vox and Lucifer's breakdowns and wanting to point out to Vox (and everyone else for good measure) that they weren't even married?? Get down from there what are you going on about
LMAOOOOO THIS IS SO FUNNY. then they both shout at the same time
"SHE WAS GONE FOR 7 YEARS"
"HE WAS GONE FOR 7 YEARS"
and then they both just stop and stare at each other slowly and then at alastor as they start connecting the dots. and then alastor nopes out because he's not explaining himself or his connection to lilith. especially not to THEM.
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junevtv · 28 days ago
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me n gang
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