#Lucifer is crying

[luminixx]

“Your mom” gone wrong. Not the right person.

this is lowkey so unserious don't kill me. it's a reference to all that stuff about his mother that I am seeing.

[firephoenix23]

Like I literally have second hand embarrassment for Vox after seeing what Alastor ACTUALLY is like in a rivalry.

Like homie wishes he could be that close to Alastor 😂😂

[sunlit-mess]

taking off my anxiety over a license exam ☠️

[springgonyoyos]

This damn meme reminded me of these two immediately.

I have finally dropped art again, good bye and enjoy : )

[jizzwizz69]

Whenever Lucifer gets mad at Mammon, he takes a bunch of coins and scatters them all throughout the driveway. The catch is that some of the coins have been superglued to the ground, so Mammon runs around like a chicken with its head cut off as he tries to pick them all up. The worst part is he gets confused about which ones he has and hasn't tried to pick up yet, so Mammon just runs around in circles. Each and every time he bends down too so his back usually hurts afterward. There's less than $20 scattered out there, but it doesn't stop him. Lucifer records it and speeds up the footage, then puts circus music in the background.

This isn't canon but I decided it is

[sidsinning]

IM SCREAMING HE DID NOT JUST

ADAM TAKE THE L HOLY FUCK

[eggcromancer]

Happy late birthday, it was a wonderful post you made, I just gotta ask something outta the silly.

Do you think it's as cute as I do, the idea of moon having a second nightcap that's party hat coloured and he swaps that on for birthdays

@sea-menace Dream big, my friend! Why stop at 2 nightcaps...? >:}

We got some seasonal caps:

Modern day AU, where Fazbear Co. runs a content farm TikTok account; and Moon is horribly out of touch with gen alpha humour (because no one bought the animatronics internet plans 🥲) caps:

And @lavenoon's jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, amazing Accidentally Undercover fic caps! ✨

Pretend that Agent Dusk lost his original nightcap in a deadly shootout with a rival spy team and he needs to whip up a replacement PRONTO before he loses all street creds (He still won of course, but at what cost,,,,)

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

Seeing how stressed out and panicked Lucifer is anytime Heaven is brought up makes me so sad…look what they did to him…

[absolutepokemontrash]

Y’all, this is going to be so random, but I was hit with a memory from my Catholic school days and I have this vivid memory of stumbling across a Bible story where Jesus walks into a village, sees someone possessed by a demon, and is like

“Begone, Beelzebub, go back to hell.”

And the demon just fuckin leaves because JC told him to

I always found that really funny, and even funnier when I think of it with Obey Me Beel-

Beel: He said I couldn’t possess that human anymore 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Belphie: Don’t you listen to that oily hippy! You can possess whoever you want, Beel.

Mammon: UGH, next thing you know Jesus is gonna be all “you can’t set up a shopping mall in the middle of the temple!” Like sorry you don’t like fun and money, bro 🙄

[bloogers-boogers]

[softblitz]

this is it, this is the shot 🥺❤️

[leonidele]

Thoughts that were not said aloud

[onesidedradiostatic]

Vox and Lucifer have an extremely dramatic fight next season over which one of them is the Most Divorced that ends with both of them crying and Alastor's torn between enjoying Vox and Lucifer's breakdowns and wanting to point out to Vox (and everyone else for good measure) that they weren't even married?? Get down from there what are you going on about

LMAOOOOO THIS IS SO FUNNY. then they both shout at the same time

"SHE WAS GONE FOR 7 YEARS"

"HE WAS GONE FOR 7 YEARS"

and then they both just stop and stare at each other slowly and then at alastor as they start connecting the dots. and then alastor nopes out because he's not explaining himself or his connection to lilith. especially not to THEM.

[suspectedtrash]

A little magic trick!

[cringefailvox]

alastor was so sick and twisted for the fucking horror movie head swivel on "you could almost call me... daaaAAAD-" 😭 if i was lucifer i would've lost it

[zorosdimples]

men who want you to be bitchy—who poke and prod until you snap because they love it when you’re nasty and reckless and mean. they smile sharply while you snarl and hurl insults at them until you’re tired, huffing fire that fizzles out all too soon once you realize that you played right into his desires.