#Lucifer has a stress fever

[demonlorddiva]

Obey me brothers with a sick mc!

I feel my Magnum opus for this page will be a full sickfic with the obey me brothers and maybe some others but for now, I have these hcs for ya. Enjoy!

Lucifer

Boy is STRESSED but trying to keep calm for you

At least his brothers promised to be good, be quiet, and not do any pranks while your not feeling well

If you try to hide your illness from him he will immediately call you out on it and make you go to bed

If you’ve seen kamisama kiss I think Lucifer would very much be like tomoe

Just straight up walking up behind you, feeling your forehead and ordering you to go to bed

He’s in charge of your medicine. He has an alarm set to his phone for the exact minute you need another dose

Will bring you into his room to keep a close eye on you, with the fireplace and Lucifer cuddling you there’s no need to worry about chills

Very worried if you don’t want to eat. Will practically beg you to have some broth at least

Wants to take your temperature and know exactly how your feeling and if it’s getting worse or not at all times

If it gets bad he will (begrudgingly) ask Solomon for help

Very good at giving comfort, will let you know everything is okay and that he will take care of you and you will be better in no time

Mammon

Bros panicking tbh

Thinks this is the end that your dying and you’ll never recover

Will use this as an excuse to stay home from school

“What do ya mean?? My humans sick they can’t be home alone!! They need the great mammon to take care of them!”

Read a fic once where mammon stays home with you when your sick, and he thinks this is an opportunity to hang out when you are legitimately Ill and just want to sleep and I find that so accurate sorry LMAO

“Your tired?? I wanted to watch a movie with ya! 😞”

But once he finds out your actually hurting and not feeling well he gets empathetic

If you need something he’s on the move trying to get it for you

You want some water? Well if asmos having a glass he will take it right out of his hands just so he can get it to you faster

Will only leave your room if he’s dragged out by someone else cause he needs to take care of himself or rest for a bit

Levi

Panicking x2

Thinks your dying at first and doesn’t want to come near with the fear of not knowing what to do if something goes wrong

But once you tell him you just want someone with you/ just some comfort all the romance animes he’s seen where the main character is sick he’s ON IT

Checks your temperature, gets you more blankets and pillows, the whole 9 yards 

Will order your favorite takeout/comfort food

If you don’t feel like leaving your room, he will play video games on his handheld in your bed till you fall asleep

If you want to go to his room, it’s already set up before you get there

His bathtub bed is stocked with the best blankets and all the plushies so your extra comfy

Will put on an easy to watch slice of life anime for you to watch while you relax

Room is STOCKED with all the essentials. Pain medication, chest rub, water, light snacks, all so you don’t have to get up and he doesn’t have to leave his room

I LOVE watching ppl play video games so I hc that he plays a single player game so you can watch

He’s CONSTANTLY messaging Lucifer every time you cough, sneeze, groan, to the point where he gets mad and comes and checks on you himself and tells Levi to calm down

Overall he’s very attentive and caring and you NEED to get better now!! He needs his player 2!

Satan

He’s got suspicions ever since the night before when you said your throat hurts

Keeps a watchful eye on you for the rest of the night, making you go to bed early

He’s read up on every single illness a human can get, this is his time to shine and take care of you!

If he gets his hands on your medication before Lucifer does, he’s in charge. No discussions. He will give it to you the moment you need it

If you have a fever, he’s there with a cold compress, having you drink water and saying the sweetest things while you work through it

He’s not worried, stop asking, he’s cool as a cucumber

He says as he opens every human world illness book he can find

Very comforting, will give you all the cuddles if you ask

Definitely reads to you till you fall asleep

Doesn’t want to leave when you do drift off, worried you’ll get worse

Makes you the best human world soup for you to eat with all the nutrients for you to get better

Asmo

Will be worried he will get sick too and ruin his beauty (sorry asmo stans, I am too but it’s a fact I’m sorry 😭)

At first he sends you encouraging messages and definitely checks up on you

But once Solomon lets him know he can’t get sick from you he’s all over you

He doesn’t know what he’s doing, but he has a nurses costume. And dressing the part is half of the job right?

He’s bubbly and bright, hoping to put a smile on your face

Feels your forehead and knows you have a fever and has no idea how to help

When you tell him you’ve taken medication already it makes him feel better

A full spa day is in order, he brings you to his room where the bath is already prepared with essential oils, salts, and different scents to warm you up and open your sinuses

If your okay with it (he will ask permission before walking in on you in the bath) he will wash and condition your hair, getting out all the knots in your hair from staying in bed for the past few days

He has one of his silk pajama sets for you to wear, cooking enough when you have a fever but covered enough so you don’t get a cold

Will put your head in his lap and massage your head, neck, and shoulders if you have any pain till you fall asleep

But if you fall asleep he *might* just sneak a couple selfies of you looking “so sleepy and SO adorable!”

Beel

Immediately worried

If he’s the first person to find out your sick, he picks you up, takes you to the common room, and says “mcs dying”

He’s never seen you so weak before and he’s just so worried and wants to get you help NOW

Will listen to anyone giving him instructions on what to get you or what to do

VERY comforting, it seems like he knows the exact times you need a cuddle or for someone to tell you it’s okay

You keep telling everyone your not hungry, that your in pain and you don’t want to eat, nothing sounds good

Then beel goes “what if I make you ___?”

His cooking just sounds better for some reason

Maybe it’s because you know if beel made it it’s tasty? Or maybe you know if he made it it’s made with love

Will feed you, no questions. He doesn’t want you wasting your energy feeding yourself

You’ll never be cold again cause he’s right there at all times with a hug

Belphegor

He knows humans, so when you have a cold he’s not worried (or so he says)

“Ew gross your sick? Wait no don’t kick me out I wanna cuddle”

He tries to remain chill so you relax as well

He’s always there, whenever you wake up from sleeping he’s there shushing you back to sleep

All the cuddles, all day long

But what you don’t know is that he’s not sleeping

He’s constantly messaging Solomon or Lucifer letting them know your condition

And constantly making sure your sleeping well and feeling okay

Forces all the brothers to get things you need

If they complain he will say that you are cold and he can’t leave cause you NEED him

When you get better he will ask for favors

“Come on i was so helpful when you were sick! You can do the dishes tonight right?”

Do one favor and tell him your done for your own sake

As I said I wanna get into making full fics and I have ideas I’m just nervous for no reason BUT I hope you like this and I hope you have a good day okay bye ✌️

[thebellearchives]

hii!!! how are u doing? can i request barbatos x mc/reader 16."You've got a fever. Of course l'm not going anywhere."🫶🏻

𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔

~ barbatos ; obey me

✧˚ · . S Y N O P S I S : life at the House of Lamentation was going to take a toll on you at some point, luckily there is one person who will take care of you like no one else can

‧₊˚ c o n t e n t s : gn!mc, fluff, mc has a crush on barbatos ~

‧₊˚ a / n : i don’t know why but i had a tough time with this request, praying to the heavens you like this one anon!

The slight touch of someone’s hand on your forehead prompted your lashes to flutter open. Barbatos’ emerald eyes were the first thing you saw, and then his soft gentle smile.

“Are you feeling any better MC?”

You wished you could make the concealed worry in his eyes fade away, but the latent headache and constant shivering told you it wasn’t a good idea to lie for his sake.

“Not really.”

You got rid of your blankets once more, the ones you had been snuggling up when cold and then kicking away minutes later because of how hot they’d make you feel.

“Yes, I’m afraid your body temperature is still high, but the medicine will soon be here so don’t fret” the demon reached for a pretty porcelain teacup he had brought with him “in the meantime… I brought your favourite.”

Your eyes lit up, the scent of your favourite drink lifting your spirits immediately. When you took a sip of the liquid you felt at peace. Earlier that morning the brothers hadn’t stopped screaming about how awful you looked, trying to figure out if you had contracted a weird devildom sickness and panicking about you possibly being at the verge of death or something dramatic like that. You tried to keep them at bay but it only made you feel worse, it didn’t take long for Lucifer to calm his brothers down and take the matter into his own hands.

Asking for the opinion of a fellow human was the first thing on the list, so Solomon arrived to the House of Lamentation some minutes after that. The veredict: just a common cold, probably the result of too much stress and work. So he was sent off to fetch some medicine for you. In the meantime you were entrusted to Barbatos’ very capable hands.

“This is lovely Barbatos, as usual.”

“Only the loveliest of tastes for the loveliest of humans” his words heated up your face a little bit more than it already was, your eyes remained glued to your teacup in embarrassment. How lucky had you been to be under the watch of the demon your heart beat a little bit faster for.

“Thank you for being here, I appreciate it, but don’t you have a lot to do back in RAD?” your worried eyes went searching for him again, but he shook his head with a reassuring smile.

“The young master himself asked me to take care of you.”

“I see… but still, I really don’t want to end up making you sick…”

A small chuckle escaped the butler’s lips, you stared at him in a bit of a daze. His hand reached for yours, even when he had his clean white gloves on, you still were able to feel his comforting warmth through the thin material.

“You’ve got a fever, of course I’m not going anywhere.”

His gaze was fixed on yours, maybe it had been your imagination or maybe not, but there was a certain fondness in his irises. It made you feel like letting your body rest in refreshing, greenish river water. There was a magnetizing quality about him that for a moment made you feel like you both had moved comfortingly closer to one another.

“Thank you Barbatos” you squeezed his hand in yours.

[typingdyslexiaisathing]

Obey Me! scenario I have had stuck in my head since trying to fall asleep last night and now must share with the fandom right now.

Lucifer has been up for way too long and falls into a trap by the Anti-Lucifer League. But the trap doesn't go as intended. The curse changing Lucifer into a toddler for the brothers and MC to look shocked.

Before anyone is able to process what has happened, Lucifer just starts crying and bawling his little heart out with sad wails. Mammon freaks out to openly yelp. Asmodeus is just wide eyed and asking what the heck as MC picks the wailing toddler up. Leviathan is standing there asking what just happened as Beelzebub group hugs MC and Lucifer to ask if Lucifer is hungry.

Satan moves to put a hand to Lucifer's forehead and sigh. Stating that Lucifer is running a fever and probably has been awake for over thirty hours. Hence the stress wailing as MC gently bounces the still crying Lucifer. So Belphegor grumbles to lean in and give Lucifer a kiss on the head. Which sends the very tired tot to sleep and off to dreamland.

You would think that MC has to be the babysitter. But no. Not this time. Mammon takes full responsibility for the entire time Lucifer is a toddler. Feedings, changings, bath time, naps. Lucifer is always with Mammon for the Avatar of Greed to be fully focused on this little demon.

MC ends up recording a moment on their phone of Mammon just sitting with Lucifer on the couch in Lucifer's study. Where Mammon is cradling Lucifer to his heart and just softly talking. How Mammon has always wanted to just openly love his big brother and give back to the one that gave him so much. While Lucifer dozes peacefully with the most happy smile on his face.

Solomon shows up with Simeon and Luke to see if they might change Lucifer back to normal. Which has a moment where Solomon waves his hand close to the toddler in greeting. Only for Lucifer to just growl and actually bite Solomon's hand. Asmodeus is the one to apologize to Solomon as the former king muses at how Lucifer hasn't changed much. While Luke and Simeon sigh to get to helping MC and Satan with research. While Lucifer steals Luke's hat to wear. Luke finds it adorable and gladly holds Lucifer for a bit to play with the toddler.

[irishmammonagenda]

Catholic MC gets sent into hell! Maybe it was clickbait!! (part three)!!!

introduction, part one, part two, part three (you are here)

content warnings: implied AFAB MC, they/them pronouns used, ambiguous ending? kinda short

The council room was once more enveloped in an awkward silence. Lucifer barely masks the distate in his eyes as MC utters the words.

Beel, stops munching on his snack, giving a sad but innocent (or as innocent as a demon can be) smile, "His name's Belphie... well...Belphegor but we call him Belphie...He's up in the human world right now for his exchange program...so you wont be seeing him I don't think."

MC nods absentmindedly, Lucifer, for being the Avatar of the Gays...(Pride joke) was acting kinda sus. (gay joke)...either way, this was fever dream inducing.

Simeon smiles awkwardly, something felt...off.

Lucifer clears his throat..."Anyway, Mammon will be responsible for taking care of you." He says practically thrusting Mammon in Mc's face, which made sense seeing as the tan demon in question was trying to book it.

"Nuhuh!"

"Yuhuh." Lucifer mutters under his breath.

"Nuhuh!" MC chimes in.

"Shut up both of you!" Satan says, knowing him having an 'outburst' would stress Lucifer out more. He wasn't actually annoyed, in fact, he was quite amused.

MC looks around at the Demons, Angels and very shady man that's definitely from France and thus cannot be trusted. (Solomon is in no way french, and is offended by that notion.)

"Okay...Sorry for freaking out earlier...." MC mumbles to the group embarassedly.

"You're fine! No harm was done" Diavolo reassures them, though Simeon still can't shake the feeling.

And that's fair enough, as up above, above the shining ever-present Devildom Moon, above the ever changing realm of the humans, above their fluffy clouds and shiny sun, in the Celestial realm a certain Archangel kept watch, watching his brothers, both estranged and un, the Devildom Prince and Butler, as well as the shadiest man he has ever met (who is not french apparently) and a small, fragile human.

He was omnipresent, a fly on the wall if you may, careful not to move lest the Prince or the Butler notice him. Shouldn't've prayed to him so much in such a short span of time, little lamb.

After all, we all have our skeletons in our closets, perhaps in our attics, too.

[obae-me]

MYYYY GOSHHHH. I was the one who sent the original, Siren!Lucifer ask and I COULDN'T HAVE IMAGINED THIS!! All the things ppl added onto it is just... chef's kiss! All these mindboggling hc's got me all kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl oof >.< It has made my brainrot a thousand times worse!! XD

While I am still not a 100% satisfied with my writing abilities, here- I wanted to try a lil sumn-

You keep coming back to the beach. Maybe not every day, but still enough to have you questioning your sanity for willingly walking back to danger like this. The man... or mermaid? Or whatever it was you saw that day had grabbed your interest and was holding onto it tightly with those clawed hands of his. Your first encounter with him felt like a fever dream. You had never seen a man so inhumanely beautiful with those bright red eyes, and lithe body bathed in the moonlight. It had taken you a while to actually compute what you were seeing infront of yourself; because this wasn't a man to begin with. A gorgeous red tail replaced the space where a pair of human legs should've been.

It was an awkward affair when your eyes had met his. He stared for a while; still singing in that almost bioelectric voice of his? You truly hadn't heard anything like it to compare it to, but it felt like his voice was reverberating inside your head. Only to look at you with confusion after he stopped singing; as if you'd grown 2 heads when you still stood the same distance away from him than you had been before. His eyes narrowed and you could almost feel the irritation itching under his skin through his stare. You both stood still... just staring at each other until he gave up with a huff and splashed into the inky depths of the ocean.

This was the fifth time you were going to see him. The second time you found him (3 days after the incident) went a little better. You managed to wrangle a name out of him in exchange of yours and the fact that he was a Siren. You had heard of them before, but only in folktales and never took them seriously, but the man sitting on the rocks before you clearly proved otherwise. You wondered if their existence was the reason so many people went missing at sea; their bodies never found.

You were not stupid; as down in the dumps you were (enough to keep seeking his company against your better judgement) and wanting to escape this life of yours, his sharp black claws and fangs that poked out every time he spoke were warning enough to keep you standing a good distance away from the water on the sand. He could absolutely rip you to shreds; you were sure of that, but he kept coming back yet always sat by those rocks; not coming closer yet not moving away. You wondered why, but it seemed that it had something to do with his frustration. (Unknown to you was the fact, that by you not being brainwashed after listening to his song, you had dealt a massive blow to his ego. He simply COULD not digest the fact that YOU KEPT COMING BACK and still escaped him every time. He decided then and there, that no matter how long it took, you won't get one over him. He wanted to absolutely DEVOUR you out of spite.)

After the initial rocky start (lol pun was not intended) things fell into a weird yet comforting routine. You would always seek him out, sit on the beach and just... talk about anything and everything. He was a breath of fresh air from the oppressive routine you had found yourself stuck in. Time with him was an escape from the worries and regrets that plagued your mind and you always felt disappointed when it was time to go back. You'd talk about your classes, your parents, what you ate for lunch, your friends and how sometimes it felt that things were spiraling out of control in your own life. He'd always listen attentively and in turn tell you about his brothers' shenanigans (it took a long time for him to tell you about himself in the first place), and the everyday stresses of his own life.

It greatly amused you that even sirens couldn't escape from the worries of everyday life, and the stories about his brothers made you laugh till your stomach hurt. Slowly but surely, the distance between you became shorter. You sat closer, till your feet grazed the gentle waves, and he decided the rock that was a little further ahead in the shallower waters was now his seating of choice.

You kept wanting to tell him, but stopped just shy; of how much color he had brought back to your dull life. Some days the air shifts and you both forgo the routine just a little for each others' sakes. You talk about how inadequate you felt sometimes, how you wished you could go back and do it all right, how you feel so scared and hurt from the people who were supposed to love you the most. He talks about how he wishes he could be closer to his brothers, repair the bonds he broke and take away the pain he caused them, how his family was all he cared about and how he himself ruined it. In those tender moments you feel the need to reach out him, hold his hand and to somehow lessen the burdens that muddies the brilliant red of his eyes and sag his shoulders in exhaustion.

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Of course you should've known better. You did know better. When time and time again the world had proven to you that the only one you can truly trust is yourself. You don't know why you let the walls you spent so long building around yourself crumble infront of him so easily, because as Lucifer lied on top you; one hand pinning you down and the other posed right at your jugular, you wonder when you had gotten so careless. His eyes; the first thing you had noticed about him, brewed up a storm and his mouth set in a hard line. You didn't cry. You didn't scream. How cruel was it of him to give you hope to live, only to rip it away from you in an instance. But at the end of the day you only have yourself to blame. After all the only one you have is yourself in this world...

[Oof it got so long, I didn't expect this- sorry~~~]

Aaaaaaaah, I'm absolutely flailing and sobbing! The allure of this AU is too strong! I can't!

Thank you for writing all this out to share with me, omg, it's beautiful. It feels like a special gift that I will be archiving in my favorites tag! So sweet, I love things like this, I love feeling the passion and excitement behind people's words. It's so invigorating and is actually making me want to write again (I've been in the dumps and have lost a lot of motivation to do the things I enjoy, but that's neither here nor there).

I love this back and forth Siren ideas with everyone, it's making my week!

[alastors-airwaves]

Ok, but if Val is getting more abusive * pulls out a wheel full of weapons, bug spray, and bats to Angel and Alastor* let me know, cause I won’t hesitate to go all out on him like I did with Vox.

Just say the word and I’ll do it!!! Please! I don’t like that you’re still in this abusive environment.

Angel: You’re so sweet doll! Thank you!

Suddenly, Lucifer pops into the lounge and looks a bit out of sorts.

Lucifer: *looking around, hugging himself*

Alastor: Lucifer? What are you doing here?

Lucifer: *scared and evident that he’s not in complete control* I…I don’t know…I just…got really cold and nothing was helping.

Angel: *walks over and touches Lucifer’s forehead* Oof! He has a fever.

Lucifer: *pulls away, looking very meek and somewhat needy* I…I just… *looking around for something but clearly won’t find it*

Alastor and Angel: *look at each other knowingly* Stress heat.

[journey-to-the-attic]

lorddd i had a fever on my birthday so here are some lil jtta and ddvd thoughts!!

ik can have the smallest of a fever and lucifer will not let that child go to school at ALL. he WILL infact do paper work in IK's room just to watch over her. (Zhao in the meanwhile is cooking for her ofc). But in jtta I'm sure it'll be similar but i had the little silly thought of solomon coming over and being like

"i leave a human being with u...and shes sick.." aka solomon vs lucifer custody battle (/j)

i'm sorry to hear that first part!! hope you're feeling better ^^

lucifer is telling mammon off for being too loud AND researching human-world medicine AND trying to make soup AND constantly adding/taking away blankets to regulate ik's temperature, all while solomon sits by the bed and just takes the absolute mick out of him

the lighter ik's illness is, the more he hams it up - "i can't believe you've betrayed me, no humanity, like this...... you of all demons, lucifer....", and lucifer (who is getting Stressed) is one more quip away from just yelling "SHUT THE FUCK UP" at him

meanwhile in the ddvd au, lucifer still starts out being Very serious and business-like about it, but the longer little ik spends sick, the more his ruthless efficiency just COMPLETELY deteriorates

zhao: i think you should have a lie down dear

lucifer, who has been awake for seventy hours straight and has begun haunting himself with the idea that the fever may never go down:

[regalfairytaleacademy]

Lucifer's surprise birthday

(Some loosely inspired from Frozen Fever)

At first, Charisse and Lumiere know their father's birthday. However they never gave him a present or celebrate the birthday, probably they didn't want to make him stressed in a perfect day.

Right now they're teenager, Locks Siblings are discussing for a present before Lucifer's birthday is coming.

Among the conditions for giving a gift, the gift cannot be the most or least.

Days passed, they still have no idea. Until, Charisse got a message from Cadence and it is a picture of music performance. She then asked her for an advice.

Soon, Cadence replying back, "How about a surprise birthday party? And it has to be the most secret."

This idea is blast, and Charisse agreed, so did her brother.

They call their relatives and Simeon for a plan. All hiding the secret from Lucifer who's confuse a lot.

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Finally, it's here!! Everyone gather around at Nymfevilla as Charisse planned for.

The cake and the decorations all in set.

Time to call the birthday boy wake up is here. Charisse feels exciting but anxious and worrisome, same as her relatives and Simeon.

Charisse asks Lumiere come over with her and orders demon uncles and cousins for protect the cake.

Teleport to the Melodie Kingdom, the siblings goes to the house and arrive at their fathers' room. They enter in, saw Lucifer still sleeping.

Charisse gently nudges her father. She calls her Cerberus puppy over to the bed to disturb his sleep.

After being told about the day his family has planned for them, Lucifer was pushed by his children to prepare.

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Even though it is a great day, the day unfortunately was ruined by Lumiere who's suddenly get a cold. When Lumiere sneezes, neither of the family notice that two star pixies fly on the roof and scampered off.

Staring at the day, the siblings dressed in their new outfit with a spell of wardrobe change.

Locks Family heading out on a tour which involves following a long string that demon brothers and their children had wound through the house, leading Lucifer to different gifts.

later, Lucifer insists him is burning up in fever and needs to get into bed, which Lumiere finally agrees to

Through an hour, Lucifer is having a nice time but is concerned for Lumiere's health. He feels he have to back home to take a rest but Lumiere refuse.

Though seeing his children planning a perfect day for him, Lucifer still feel worry to Lumiere due to his illness.

A few minutes later, he noticed that Lumiere had a fever, as his cold was getting worse. He insisted that he go to bed.

Lumiere finally agreed.

≿━━━━ ༺❀༻ ━━━━≾

As Lucifer and Charisse escorts Nymfevilla, Lumiere apologizes to his father for "ruining" another perfect birthday, but Lucifer tells him he hasn't, despite having a cold.

Then as they enter the castle gates, Lucifer is surprised by his relatives, brothers, Simeon, and the countless of little pixies who present him with his birthday cake.

Afterward, Lucifer and Charisse helps Lumiere to bed. He thanks him for a great birthday and giving him the best present he could ever have: letting him take care of his son.

[ruewrites]

More Facts about the next gen! au that @leviathanswingman and I made

Asmo and Solomon got married when Lilith was about 4, Solomon got to the proposal first (Asmo was half way done planning his own).

Lucifer and Diavolo had a private ceremony/celebration on top of the public royal wedding they had.

Lucifer was incredibly stiff throughout the public ceremony, being married to the Devildom Prince was a rather stressful affair, but he was much more relaxed during their private celebrations.

Lucifer and Diavolo were the first in the family to be wed.

Lucifer and Ollie bond over the struggles of adjusting to being at the top of the food chain in terms of royalty.

Asmo and Solomon have the worst baby fever in the family, they were TERRIBLE before Lilith was born.

Mammon and Mephisto had had a FWB relationship, they cut it off but still remain friends.

Mephisto has feelings for Simeon.

Lilith sometimes "ran away" to Thirteen's when she was older, Thirteen always notified Solomon amd Asmo. No one told Lilith they had known until she was older.

Where Diavolo and Lucifer are perpetually an "old couple" Solomon and Asmo are perpetually "young lovers".

Mammon was the most prepared to have his kids.

Mammon and his first partner were married when Treasure was born.

Seeing baby Treasure made Asmo double down on wanting a baby.

Mammon, Solomon, and Asmo all raised their kids in the human world for safety reasons.

No one knows how Diavolo's father, the mia demon king will react to any of this or if he will react well (suspicions are that it probably will not go well).

[minimanic]

JUNE MOVIE ROUNDUP!

Made it 33% of the way through my aspirational pride month list which is a little less than I'd hoped for but not the worst I've ever done. Viewing overwhelming skewed 90s with some notable exceptions.

Handful of unrelated and late additions that I also feel some type of way about.

Opinions and links under the read more

✨In which 90s queer cinema makes me nostalgic for a period of time that I was technically alive during✨

But I'm A Cheerleader (1999) Directed by Jamie Babbit: An absolutely adorable romcom about conversion therapy that handles its premise with more grace than anyone could have possibly expected. None the less, it stressed me out so bad i nearly ground my teeth to dust.

💚 But I'm a Cheerleader available on Internet Archive here, Tubi here

Nowhere (1997) Directed by Gregg Araki: I like to joke about how insufferable i would have been if I'd found Araki's films as a teenager but i think this is the one I would send back to myself if I could. The man takes teenage angst both seriously and honestly and that's a talent and a level of compassion that sets him apart. Also this one has aliens in it.

The Watermelon Woman (1996) Directed by Cheryl Dunye: The drive to find people who were like you within the history of art and culture, especially as a marginalized person, can be a consuming force and it's portrayed beautifully here. Also it absolutely rules to see a classic 90s indie slice of life film about black lesbians.

💚 The Watermelon Woman available on Internet Archive here

Bound (1996) Directed by Lilly and Lana Wachowski: It Just feels Good man. This one was a re-watch but it's a re-watch at nearly 20 years and it hits just as good today as it did when i was 15. If the Wachowski's excel at anything it's a commitment to catharsis.

✨More Pride month flics✨

You and the Night (2013) Directed by Yann Gonzalez: Admittedly, I don't have a ton of experience with low budget french films about supernatural events happening at an orgie but even so I'm confident this is the best of the genre or at the very least the sweetest. An absolute comfort film.

Apocalypse After (2018) Directed by Bertrand Mandico: It resonates. It's also full of goo and fun outfits and practical effects!

Pink Narcissus (1971) Directed by James Bidgood/Blank Narcissus (Passion of the Swamp) (2022) Directed by Peter Strickland: Pink Narcissus is a homoerotic fever dream that appreciates the erotic power of ass more than anything i have literally ever seen. It works completely. Blank Narcissus is equal parts cheap parody and fairly compelling rumination on lost love. It doesn't quite work but i get it.

💚 Pink Narcissus available on Internet Archive Here

El Pico (1983) Directed by Eloy de la Iglesia: I mean... its absolutely the prototype of the don't do drugs kids type dramas of the 90s but its noteworthy that it came out a solid decade before Trainspotting and co.

Lucifer Rising (1972) Directed by Kenneth Anger: Finally found a screener for this movie with more than 4 pixels! I'm gonna level with you. A couple weeks later I have forgotten literally everything about it despite my best efforts. I was certainly enthralled while watching it though. I'll give it that much.

💚Lucifer Rising available on YouTube here

💚 Most if not all of these can be watched through Solidarity Cinema. They're doing really excellent work over there. I use their streaming option through Plex and its been an absolute dream so far.

✨Movie I did not know was queer but oh my god holy shit✨

Anchoress (1993) Directed by Chris Newby: Threw this on for summer solstice and... its a revelation honestly. Part of the Folk Horror box set that came out a few years ago and definitely one of the best. The cinematography is beautiful. The ethos is immaculate. And who among us wouldn't have risked it all for a janky statue of Mary at some point in our life.

✨The Best of the Rest✨

Twister (1996) Directed by Jan de Bont: I am saying, truly and genuinely, with my whole chest: this is the best disaster movie ever made. Every single character is a delight, the effects inspire a mixture of fear and awe, it essentially watches like a road movie, Helen Hunt is trying to get revenge on a tornado. Its the rare perfect film.

Witch's Cradle (1944) Directed by Maya Deren: The best experimental films carry a sense of genuine magic with them and this has that in spades. Absolutely hypnotic.

💚 Watch Witch's Cradle on YouTube here

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985) Directed by George Miller: I fully forgot how good this movie is. You can really see a lot of the themes and sensibilities that would eventually come to fruition in Fury Road start to form here.

Moby Dick (1956) Directed by John Huston: Appropriately epic and perfectly cast, who doesn't want to watch Gregory Peck fight a whale?

💚 Moby Dick available on tubi here

Dr. Strangelove or: How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964) Directed by Stanley Kubrick: First time watching this one all the way through and in a packed theater no less! Tragically, the jokes still land just as hard as they did when it first came out. The whole theater lost it during Ripper's fluoride in the water bit. Kubrick's signature style is wildly successful when employed for comedic effect.

💚 Dr. Strangelove available on Internet Archive here

Galaxina (1980) Directed by Wilim Sachs: Is it a good movie? No absolutely not. Does it inspire a powerful fondness within me? It sure does! Imagine if Space Balls had no budget and periodic delusions of also being a real science fiction movie. That's what you're working with here and it is a delight.

💚 Galaxina available on YouTube here

[lucidreamsxx]

Obey Me! Random Headcannons pt.1

- Asmo watches Keeping Up With The Kardashians and Bretman Rock's youtube channel religiously, it's the only human realm show he truly enjoys since it has so much drama and Bretman is an embodiment of a bad bitch and that speaks for itself.

-Mammon has definitely tried printing money before. It was fine till he started to use it and got caught instantly.

- Solomon once tried to pole dance cause Asmo asked him to...never again...

-Lucifer and Mammon have walked in on Asmo doing the dirty, multiple times.

- Satan burned the HoL down once and Belphie slept through the whole thing.

- Leviathan sometimes pays part of Mammon's debts for him. He's still his brother after all.

- Beel once ate a bite of Solomon's food by accident and had a very high fever for a week. In which he could'nt eat anything but soup and porridge and drink honey lemon tea. He avoided Solomon's stuff like the plague after.

- Long before the Great Celestial War, Mammon as a young angel once fell from the celestial realm by accident to the human realm covered in gold dust. He fell into a village, and was soon called a god and carried on a pedestal and was offered gold. He was collected by Luci soon after and was given a talking to by Michael.

- Lucifer likes watching Gordon Ramsey. He thinks that the way Gordon curses is absolute perfection.

- Simeon gets all blushy and flustered whenever he writes PDA scenes for TSL.

- A rat once got into Barbs's kitchen, man got on the kitchen island and refused to come down till the rodent was disposed off of. In the end Diavolo himself came in to get it.

- Barbatos just very recently got into Måneskin after Belphie recommended it to him.

- Luke stress bakes and gives all of it to Beel.

- Mammon refuses to let his crows anywgere near Beel cause he refers to them as 'mini-noisy- chickens'.

-Levi knows almost all of the Human realms kpop and jpop groups. His favourite is Twice and he's a ot9 and a Momo stan.

-Mamnon likes to go casino hopping.

-The one movie all of the demon bros sat down and watched together without complaining was Éncanto. It did indeed remind all of them about their own dysfuntional family.

- Diavolo sometimes has sleepovers with Asmodeus, Barbatos and Solomon and they all watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians together. Dia is so into the family feuds.

- Belphie fucking despises alarm clocks, he goes livid if there's one in a 5 meter distance of him.

- Satan absolutely hates the human realm history channel. As a demon who's been through almost all of history's moments he gets ticked off whenever a fact isn't accurate or it's bullshit, which in reality is alot.

- Mammon LOVES the Pirates Of The Caribbean franchise. He feels a kinship to Sparrow sometimes and thinks those are one of the best films ever made. Has the entire blu-ray boxset in his room.

-All the demon bros+ mc and royals and members of purgatory hall stand up for Mammon whenever they hear someone talking shit about him (other than themselves). Lucifer once smacked the shit out of a lower demon for talkin crap about Mammon and calling him a scum. Over protective much?~

- Asmo is secretly a major shareholder of most of the beauty and skincare brands on the human realm.

- Lucifer has a drawing drawn by Mammon, of himself and Lucifer which he has laminated and kept in the bottom of his bedside drawer. He looks at it whenever he feels down.

[helenesmusings]

bloodlust (obey me!lucifer x vampire!reader)

summary: something's wrong with the exchange student

word count: 1097

warnings: blood

“Lucifer, I think there’s something wrong with the human!” Mammon called out, rushing into Lucifer’s office, Lucifer huffed, preparing to scold Mammon before the white-haired demon rushed out, “I ain’t do nothing this time, I swear!”

Lucifer got up from his seat, stomping towards MC’s room, Mammon trailing close behind. He had been unable to read his older brother’s expression in that moment. Was he mad at Mammon? Though it was improbable—was he concerned for MC? Was he stressing himself over how this would surely damage Lord Diavolo’s image?

The door to the human’s room swung open to reveal a frail-looking MC, lying alone on the bed, seemingly catatonic. Lucifer approached them with caution, peeling away his glove and setting the back of his palm gingerly against their forehead. Rather than what he’d been expecting—humans were more prone to fevers and colds compared to demons, after all—instead of having the feeling of heat radiating off the human, their skin was cold as ice.

“I—what?” Lucifer found himself dumbfounded at what was happening to MC. This was no typical human fever, but Devildom fevers would not cause their skin to grow this cold. If anything, their skin should have been burning up more and more until the heat grew to cause their blood to boil.

“So? What’s happening?” Mammon questioned, peeking over his brother’s shoulder. Lucifer froze for a moment, unable to answer Mammon’s inquiries.

“I—I don’t know,” both Lucifer and Mammon were shocked at Lucifer’s dumbfounded state. Mammon expected his older brother to know nearly everything, as Lucifer actually believed himself to have more than enough information on humans. Apparently not.

“What do you mean? You’re Lucifer!” Mammon huffed as Lucifer glared at him at his words, “Whatever, I’m going to go get Satan. Maybe one of his books has an answer.”

Lucifer only nodded at his younger brother’s remark before seating himself in the space next to MC on the bed. Now that he was this close to them, he could feel the frigid aura practically dripping off MC. Their cold skin, despite being buried under layers of blankets, left the bed a chilly temperature.

“MC, do you know what’s happening to you?” Lucifer spoke calmly, eyes still analyzing their shaking form. They nodded their head, hesitant.

“Well, would you care to tell me?” Lucifer questioned, taking their hand in his, “You know, it wouldn’t reflect well on Lord Diavolo if one of the exchange students got sick because of something in the Devildom.”

“Good thing it wasn’t caused by something from the Devildom, I suppose,” MC shrugged weakly as Lucifer’s eyes narrowed as he thought about their words for a moment.

“I beg your pardon?” he cleared his throat, his red eyes piercing into theirs. Instead, they remained silent, their hand running over his, settling on his radial pulse, their eyes shutting at the feeling of the celestial—his identity as a demon now didn’t affect that—blood running through his body.

They brought his wrist closer to their face, sniffing at the scent of his blood coursing through his veins, they nearly brought his wrist to their lips, then paused.

“May I?” they questioned, e/c eyes staring deep into Lucifer’s crimson red eyes. He took a deep breath, staring at MC in shock. He knew exactly what they were talking about and he didn’t quite know how to feel.

“MC, I—”

“Please,” they interrupted him, their voice reduced to a whimper as their eyes pleaded with him, tears lining them.

“Come here,” Lucifer ushered them closer to him, his unnatural warmth combating the cold of their skin as he placing his hands on their back, pulling them up so they were seated on his lap. They whimpered as their lips found their way closer to his neck.

“May I?” they repeated, looking to him with a look of need evident in their eyes now. Lucifer smirked, then looking MC in the eyes, nodding.

“You may.”

And with that, MC bared their pearly white fangs—just as Lucifer had expected this far into the interaction—and allowed them to sink into the skin of his neck, pulling his head to the side as they fed off of his blood. Lucifer, despite having his blood drained out his body, cradled their cheek in his hands, watching contently as they fed and fed. After all, MC had been in the Devildom for a long time, and not once had they fed off anybody’s blood. They were starved for blood and for once, Lucifer was willing to relinquish control over the situation, allowing them to take what they needed from him.

MC’s fangs then unlatched from the skin of his throat as they fell backwards onto their bed in relief, his blood still dripping down their chin.

Then their e/c eyes snapped up to meet his red once as theirs widened.

“I’m so sorry!” they exclaimed, putting their hand to Lucifer’s neck to stop the bleeding, though the sight of blood dripping through their fingers only made them thirst for more.

“Calm down, it’s fine,” Lucifer smiled at her reassuringly, peeling their hands away from his neck, bringing them to his lips, placing a soft kiss against their blood-stained hands.

“It’s not. I lost control and I-I drank from you!” y/n sighed, exasperated. Lucifer shook his head, sitting them back down on the bed, “I’m sorry.”

“Shh. It’s okay. You’re a vampire, aren’t you?” Lucifer questioned as MC nodded, “Ah, I should’ve known.”

“Why are you acting like this is alright, Lucifer? I mean, I could’ve just jeopardized the exchange student program, and yet here you are, acting as though everything is fine! Acting as though I didn’t just cut your throat open and drink from you,” they ranted on, earning a chuckle from Lucifer.

“It’s just that I thought you to be a defenseless human when you first came down to the Devildom,” Lucifer chuckled, “I wanted to fight the urge to coddle you as I did with my brothers when they were all younger. I now know this isn’t the case. It’s a great relief for me to know that you’re capable of defending yourself should the need to do so arrive.”

“Makes sense, I suppose,” MC mumbled, laying on their back, taking deep breaths of relief as their hunger had now been satiated.

“Though, I do promise you we’ll find a way to satiate your thirst before you ever reach this point again,” Lucifer reassured her, earning a nod from the human—well, vampire.

“Thank you, Lucifer.”

[neptune-cinths]

Malewife! Beel

entry : hello ! i havent posted in so long @ — @ ,, this idea was inspired by a convo me and my friend had !! he really loves the idea of malewife! beel, so here it is :DD

hearts, reblogs and comments are very much appreciated

You are LITERALLY never going to be hungry ever again, it’s like he senses when you’re hungry or not

Phenomenal cook in the kitchen, you two cook almost everyday together. There are only some days where only one of you can, it’s usually when beel has practice

But don’t worry! He’ll play extra aggressive so that he can go home early and cook + eat with you :]]

He also always gives you small kisses on your forehead, cheeks and lips whenever he sees that you’re stressed

He also forces makes you eat while doing a project or studying for a test because he can’t have his s/o starve ! DD:<

Whenever you even mention the thought of you getting a fever, or even if you feel bad in general, he’s already getting some hot soup ready and taking some medicine out of the medicine box just for you

You guys cuddle a lot as well !! using lots of blankets and pillows, him pressing you up on his chest and wrapping his big arms around you. Everything feels so warm around you, including your heart and your cheeks

He also cleans up most of the time, so no messes in sight when he’s around ! he’ll also encourage you to clean or do the dishes with him sometimes

He also worries about you, especially when you’re stressed and/or overworking yourself. If he sees you tired and worn out by school or something else, then he’ll just pick you up and snuggle with you on his bed

He always lets you vent out your frustrations to him, with him snacking on some chips and giving you advice on the side while you rant and rave to him about what you feel and think

You guys go on grocery runs quite often, Beel already has a list full of your favorite snacks and dishes you adore making and eating with him. Grimm isn’t worried when you’re with him, he’ll just talk to Lucifer about it later :DD

Sometimes, you two have a little picnic date filled with native Devildom fruits that are thankfully safe to humans, baked goods, and your favorite drinks and snacks. You two even try new food combinations together !

Pet names. Pet. Names. He’ll of course ask you before calling you the pet name, but his favorite ones to call you are “Honey” , “Pumpkin” , and “Sweetie”. He’ll also call you whatever you want to be called!

He makes little lunchboxes for you, him anf belphie. Yours is in a special wooden box that has sections inside and he always makes sure everything is to your liking before giving it to you. He also makes sure he doesn’t eat too much of the food he made especially for you

Your heart always speeds up when you see his eyes light up like the city’s lights whenever you open your lunchbox, it always makes you fall in love with him all over again.

[honeyabyss]

Mc falling asleep next to them

Lucifer:

he had been working nonstop for hours now and the pile of yet to be read and signed documents wasn't getting any smaller

you had been sitting in his study silently working on your own assignments, that was until you've finished them about an hour ago

pacing his room in boredom and looking at the stuff he keeps in his closets (mostly books, records and demonus)

"Could you stop wandering around, you're irritating me!" Lucifer is stressed, annoyed, etc and your sighs, constant footsteps and opening and closing of closet doors, didn't help him to concentrate

you could have left the room and found something else to do, but you were determined to spend some time with him, as the evening work hours are quite literally the only hours where you can be alone with him

so instead you seeked permission for putting on a record to have at least some entertainment, which was both a good and a bad choice at the same time

yes you had something to enjoy and relax to, but the relaxing part worked a little bit too well

after a good ten minutes you were sleeping peacefully, stretched out all over his sofa with no care in the world

"I'm going to take a small break and get some coffee. Do you want something as well?" Lucifer asked only to be met with silence, which he didn't appreciate

he was about scold you for being rude, when his gaze fell on your sleeping form and the words seemed stuck in his throat

how could you sleep so peacefully right next to one of the strongest demons of hell, he honestly didn't know if he was pleased you found comfort in his presence or if he should be annoyed that you don't take him serious enough

nonetheless you seemed to have a good sleep and as this is often near impossible in the House of Lamentation, he decided to let you sleep

he got himself his coffee and once back in his study he moved his workplace to the small coffee table and took a seat next to you on the sofa

he adjusted your form so you weren't hanging half of the edge and put his coat over your sleeping form for some warmth

"Foolish little lamb, letting your guard down in a house of wolves, good thing I'm here to protect you..."

Mammon:

"And then I, the Great Mammon, made an action movie worthy escape and totally didn't run away in a panic, because Lucifer was chasing me..."

he had been telling you how exactly he got into the situation of hanging from the ceiling once again, as you've tried as careful as possible to cut him free, which was harder then expected with the way he kept moving around

once finally free, he dropped onto the ground, whining about the rope burns he got basically all over his body, though demons heal quicker, it still wasn't a nice feeling

with a sigh you offered him your hand and pulled him up and away to your room to give him some of the salve Satan had made you the last time you had accidentally cut yourself while cooking

you sat a flustered Mammon onto your bed while you went ahead and searched through your bathroom cabinets that were filled with products Asmo had gifted you, when you finally found it you asked Mammon to hold still while you put some salve onto his burned skin

"W-what?! N-no way! I don't need your help, I can do that on my own!" and with that Mammon stormed away with your salve and locked himself into your bathroom

you knew better then to argue at this point, Mammon would do what Mammon wants to do...until he fails and seeks protection behind your back...

be it because he is embarrassed, doesn't know how to open the salve tube, or because there were so many rope burns...but Mammon took quite long to apply the crème, leaving you to wait for him for at least half an hour now

helping out Mammon can become quite tiring, not that you mind helping him or don't like being around him, but a nap sounds nice right now

and so you lay down in your bed, it is after all your room, and just because Mammon is currently camping out in your bathroom, doesn't mean that you can't take a nap

Mammon comes out of the bathroom a few minutes later, he probably needed a few more minutes to build up courage to face and thank you, but he is met with the sight of you sleeping on your bed

Mammons brain is working overdrive, trying to figure out if he should leave the room quietly, wake you up or stay and watch over you...then again he doesn't want to be seen as a creep by you, but he can't deny that he would like to stay with you

he carefully climbs into bed and pushes you a bit further in so you sleep on the wall side and don't fall off in case you move, it takes five more minutes until Mammon risks putting his arm around you all while holding his breath in anticipation of your rejection, when none comes he settles a little closer to you and falls asleep as well

"Don't worry my human, the Great Mammon is gonna keep you warm and protected in your sleep!"

Bonus: even though you two fall asleep next to each other with only Mammons arm wrapped around you, expect him to wake up on top of you holding you like your his pillow

Leviathan:

it was 5am and Levi and you were currently waiting in line in front of a shop to get your hands on a new limited edition Ruri-Chan figurine

surprisingly enough even though you turned up quite early, there were a good amount of people in front of you

the shop would only open a 9am so you still had a long time to queue in the coldness of the devildom morning

"Ah that is not fair! We planned everything so carefully, it was the perfect timing, why aren't we first in line?" Levi complained while standing on his tiptoes to be able to see and count the demons in front of him, coming to the conclusion that if everyone were to buy one figurine he'd still be able to buy one for himself...and whatever you might want

you weren't the happiest when he told you about his plan a few weeks prior and getting woken up this early you might have been a little slower than usual in getting yourself ready, now that you were here you couldn't help but feel a little guilty

you tried to cheer Levi up with the argument that if you were longer in line that also meant you could spend more time together, which resulted in Levi turning into a blushing but happy mess

you put down the blanket you've brought and made yourself comfortable on it, Levi joining you but looking a bit stiff from the closeness

you ate a breakfast consisting out of sandwiches made with whatever was left after Beels midnight snack, which wasn't much but better than nothing

afterwards as there was still a lot of time to pass you started to play some games on his Switch, trying to stay awake

the emphasis lies on 'trying', because after 2 hours or so you start to fall asleep, eyelids and limbs heavy, you don't have the energy left in you to fight the sleep and so you nod off, your head falling onto Levis shoulder who had been inching closer over the period of time...to be able to better see the Switch display not to be closer to you...

Levi.exe has stopped working

there he sits red as a tomato with Mc sleeping on his shoulder, the queue in front of him starts to pack up and move as the shop gets ready to open up, his Switch display is showing the game over screen, his mind feels fogged over and he has no idea how to react now

Mc just fell asleep and Levi feels guilty to wake them...but they have to move...

"H-hey Mc? T-the line i-is moving? Wake up....please..." his attempts are way to quiet for you to hear and even as he gently shakes your shoulder you do not wake, leaving Levi quiet in a dilemma

"N-no other choice..." he says as he packs up the stuff alone, leaving only you sitting on the cold floor...he can't just leave you here..

Levi turns into his demon form, his hands shaking and eyes flitting across your from and over the crowd of other demons, before he carefully lifts you into his arm, his tail wrapping around you as well for more stabilization, so he has one hand free to carry his shopping bag later

he never bought something faster than that day, he got his figurine and even bought you some anime merch he knew you had stated to like, all while feeling like he was running the worst fever of his life and receiving stares, giggles and smug smiles from way too may people, that was enough attention for at least a century for Levi...but he did like holding you in his arms

"This is not fair! I have to deal with all the embarrassment while you sleep...but I guess it's okay if it's for you..."

Satan:

Satans last anger fit had caused way more damage than usually, it had taken place in the library when Mammon had tried to steal a very rare book about spells, to sell it after he found out how rare it actually is...now that lead to Satan throwing down and emptying almost all bookshelves and kicking Mammon through the room

While Mammon was strung upside down from the ceiling, Satan was forced to clean up the library alone, but you had pity on him as there were quite a lot to clean up, if Lucifer doesn't find out you helped there will be no consequences

Satans opinion about you helping was split, first of all he was really thankful for the help even though he was at fault for the chaos, having to clean up all alone was a bit much, but on second thought Satan was worried that you tried to go against Lucifers orders, he's proud of you for defying his eldest brother but also feels like it's a stupid idea

but you have made your mind up and so while Satan repairs and stands up the shelves, you begin to put the books in, you might not know the exact way they stood like Satan, but for now getting them off the floor is the priority

there aren't many words spoken as you silently work away, only once in a while you point out a book which got a bit more damage, the cover hanging off loosely or a few pages ripped out, you two decide depending on the damage if it can be fixed or not

every now and then Satan asks you to hold a piece of a shelf together while he fixes it, he is surprisingly fast and knows exactly how to repair it...just as if he had to do it more than once in a while...

"Oh Mc? Can you give me the screwdriver? No no that one, the one with the cross head is what I need..." you had no idea there were so many different tools, and wouldn't be the slotted one sufficient if you just angled it right? Satan just laughs and let's you try it for yourself, only for you to fail, he then shows you how to do it correctly guiding you through fixing your first shelf

"The last shelf is standing again, I'll help you with the book now." Satan pointed out, a small ray of hope now that only the books were left, you didn't reply, which honestly wasn't really necessary, but a small affirming noise would have been nice, so Satan tries to keep the 'conversation' going, while he works on the books with his back turned to you

"...you're still ignoring me? Are you angry at me for making such a mess? You know you didn't have to help...you can go, no need to act like all high and mighty!" he was getting angry again, yes he did make a mess, but he didn't do anything to you! Had he? He couldn't remember, but humans might interpret actions and words differently…he didn't want you to be mad at him, and neither did he want to get angry at you, but with you ignoring him it became quite difficult to keep his voice low

having enough and wanting to make up before it gets worse, he makes his way over to you, who was leaning against a shelf with a book in your hand

as he sits down next to you and turns your body to him through a guiding hand on your shoulder, he startles, you fell asleep in a sitting position? That sounds more like something Belphie would do...Isn't that uncomfortable?

You must have been exhausted after filling up three shelves of books and fell asleep midway on your fourth shelf, Satan chuckles amused and relieved you aren't mad at him but simply sleeping

He picks you up and brings you to your room where he lies you down in your bed, covering you with the blanket and hesitantly stroking your hair before going back to cleaning up the library

"Thank you for being so patient with me and helping me! You can rest now and I'll make it up to you later!"

Bonus: he will most definitely take you out on a date of your choice, even if he doesn't enjoy the idea as much as you

Asmodeus:

Asmo had taken you out shopping, as he claimed his wardrobe was not having the right clothes anymore so he had to get new ones fast

he had dragged you through town for the whole day and you two only returned home late in the afternoon, you completely exhausted and ready to drop in your bed, while Asmo while being slightly tired, still insisted on putting on all the clothes and showing them off to you and his followers on Devilgram

he entrusted you with his D.D.D to take some nice amazing shots of him to gain even more followers, though that seemed impossible as it already felt as if the whole population of hell was already subscribed to his account

but as long as all you had to do was hold the D.D.D up and click the screen for a picture, you were fine, you sat down on Asmos bed trying not to disturb the bags of clothes that lay there as well

Asmos screen lit up nearly every few seconds with a new message, how did this man not get crazy with all the message?! And he must check them all, because whenever you write him, he is on and writing back instantly...maybe you should steal his D.D.D from time to time to get him away from it...

While Asmo was changing into new clothes in the bathroom, you could hear him humming a happy tune, clearly in his element and enjoying his time, which made you happy as well, but the exhaustion was still plaguing you and the bed felt unbelievably comfy and on top of that the humming of Asmo was slowly lulling you into sleep

"Oooh Mc~ I especially like this top! Just look how nicely it fits, it shows of my best parts, which are all of me haha...hey Mc?~ Look at me!" Asmo pouted as you stayed put on his bed, and climbed over your form, already expecting you to start pushing him off, only to get concerned when you don't

then he sees your eyes are closed and you seem to be peacefully asleep, he instantly coos at your sweet sleeping expression, the back of his hand caresses you cheeks softly, but you don't react much besides moving a bit into am ore comfy position

Asmo backs off and begins to put down his bags, then he tucks you under his covers and climbs right in with you, pulling you close so that you lie on his chest, his arms encircling you to keep you put

the pictures for Devilgram are forgotten for now, they're not running away anyway, you two can continue another time, but for a beauty nap sounds good

"Oh Mc! You look so cute when you're sleeping...next time tell me you need a break, I'm happy to cuddle you while you're recovering!"

Beelzebub:

you had decided to stay a bit longer at RAD today, because you still had something to discuss with one of the teacher, as well as doing some research for an essay that was due next week

most of the brothers had already left for home or different work related activities, except Beel who had Fangol practice today after school, and as you were not allowed to walk around the Devildom without someone accompanying you for protection, all that was left for you was to wait for Beel to finish his practice, which usually took place for about two hours

you sat down on one of the benches at the side of the field, waving to Beel so he knew you where you were and could keep an eye on you

you worked away on your homework and checked you D.D.D from time to time replying to all the messages you got

the practice seemed to be still not finished even after two hours had passed and you were getting a bit tired from sitting around, but you also couldn't just wander off, Beel might start worry...plus the risk of running into a less friendly demon was still a thing

so you shifted from one position into another not really being able to get comfortable on the hard wooden bench

the ground seemed to be comfier with every minute passing, and so you lay down ignoring the weird looks of the team and trainers, you're body simply wasn't made to sit on this bench longer than necessary

"Here you can wrap yourself in this...it's getting cold. Training is almost over, just hold out a few more minutes!" Beel came over and gave you his jacket and you quickly put it on revelling in his warmth

but here is the problem the jacket made you feel so comfortable that you fell asleep, right on the floor next to a few dozen demons

"We're finished! I'm hungry, let's go get something to eat, any wishes what you want?" Beel was packing his stuff and rambling on about how he could eat at least one year worth of food, training having starved him quite a lot

but when you didn't respond he grew worried and kneeled down next to you, gently resting his hand on your side, he simply laughed when he saw you fell asleep, he is used to it due to Belphie, so he carefully picks you up and carries you home, deciding to order food once there

just Beel giving you a piggy back home, softly smiling to himself and being happy you've come to be so at ease around demons..still at bit worried, but he'll protect you, no worries

"I'll stay by your side until you wake up...and then we can eat lots of good food...please just don't sleep too long or I might have to eat before you wake up."

Belphegor:

so there he was, sleeping, on your bed, in your room, without an invitation...and honestly it wasn't even a surprise anymore, coming home after a work shift at Hell's Kitchen and just wanting to sleep, but no there was no space for you on the bed

I have no idea how, but he manages to occupy the whole bed, and hog blanket and pillows to himself as well

if only he was easy to wake, just to tell him to move over, but no he wouldn't wake up unless you pulled the big guns and nobody wants to face the consequences after one dumped water bottle on his head, it would be a hundred times easier and less dangerous to wake Satan

but you were really tired and just wanted to cuddle into your bed, maybe you could maneuver him with a bit strength..actually forget that...you could always call Beel for help to carry him to his own bed, but by the way he was clinging to your blanket and pillows, that would only end in a empty mattress to sleep on and then you would get cold...

honestly it was his own fault at this point you had threatened him to do it, but he had just laughed it off...

and so you climbed into bed and lay down on top of him, wrapping your arms around him so that you would get at least his body warmth if not the blanket

to your surprise he didn't wake up and he was really comfy, his rhythmic breathing was really relaxing and it didn't take you long to fall asleep

after some time Belphie wakes up with you wrapped around him, he quickly realises that you're asleep, but is stunned nonetheless that you would actually have the guts to sleep on top of him with the risk of waking him up in a bad mood

"That's quite bold of you! You didn't think I will let that slip though, right?" he chuckles amused but shifts nonetheless to make room for you, his embrace is tight, and he hopes just a little bit that you wake up, so he can tease you, but you stay asleep looking content with your new position

"I suppose I could go for another nap...now that I have my favourite pillow with me, sleeping will be even better!" he cuddles you, just like the blanket and pillows...which you don't get any of by the way, but you get Belphie so that's even better, he's gonna keep you warm, don't worry

"You're such a odd human...no idea why I like you...anyway just stay here in my arms and sleep!"

Diavolo:

yesterday was amazing, Dia had taken you to a trip in the human world and you had showed him around, visiting as many places as you two could

what you didn't know was that he had actually sneaked out of the castle to spend time with you

well you didn't know until a very angry Barbatos opened a portal right in front of you two and started lecturing Dia for at least one hour

you felt a bit guilty that you were the indirect cause of this and quickly apologised to him promising to make it up

so here you were in Dias office, overseeing him to do his work so he couldn't sneak out again and Barb didn't have to find him

after all if the reason for sneaking out was right in his room then he had no reason to go, besides the intimidating amount of work left on his desk after yesterdays excurse

Dia worked concentrated for most of the time, only now and then staring out of the window or talking to you

"Isn't it boring to watch me work? I can work alone, I promise to run away...or else Barbatos might get a heart attack from shock of seeing me gone again" he chuckled while signing another document

you reassured you didn't mind sitting next to him in silence, you had a good book borrowed from Satan, tea and cookies from Barbatos and you could stare at Diavolo all day long

your last statement made Dia flush red quite quickly and he tried to distract himself with his work, he slouched over in his chair trying to escape your gaze, but you were having none of it

your arms snaked around his waist and your head came to lean on his shoulder, Dia stiffened not sure how to react he liked the feeling of you hugging him, but now he was scared to move too much as not to disturb you or accidentally hit you with his elbow while trying to write

after a few more documents his eyes flit over to your face, cheek squished against his shoulder, eyes closed and breathing calmly

"Mc? Are.. are you sleeping?" he is whispering trying not to be too loud in case you are truly sleeping, and that you are! A soft smile graces his lips, nobody was ever this relaxed around him, he is proud and wants you to stay asleep as long as possible

he keeps working until Barbatos knocks on the door, coming in and announcing to have brought more tea, only to stop when he sees the sight in front him, Mc holding onto Dia, head resting on his shoulder and sleeping, while Dia put his finger to his lips to tell him not to be too loud

you sleep for an hour or so until Dia really has to move, apologising multiple times for having to wake you

"I'm glad you're able to relax around me, please continue to be yourself! My shoulder is always there for you to nap!"

Barbatos:

"You liked the cake that much? I'm flattered! I could teach you how to make it if you'd like?"

you had been over for tea at the castle and the chocolate cake with black-as-hell cherries was the best cake you've ever ate, it was bittersweet in taste not too much sweetness and not too much bitterness, paired with the melting chocolate, you could have eaten the whole cake on your own

you doubt you'd be able to get the same ingredients in the human realm but maybe you could find similar ones, so you were more than willing to learn with Barbatos

and so you arranged to meet the next Sunday afternoon for a baking session

Barb let you into the castle already awaiting you at the door even though you were early

you two worked on the cake, Barb explaining each step carefully, even for the easiest steps he takes his time to explain and help you, being very patient with you no matter how much you screw up

"Next we have to melt the chocolate in a pot. Wait a minute I turn on the stove for you" while you put the chocolate pieces into a pot, Barb moves behind you and turns on the stove, his arms brushing your sides, yet he stays fully focused, what can't be said for you

the cake is put together quickly with you two working together and while it bakes in the oven and the chocolate is meting, you two go ahead and start cutting and coring the rest of the cherries to decorate the cake later

"Here have a taste, they're bitter at first but the aftertaste is nicely sweet!" He holds out a cored cherry for you to taste and eats one himself, smiling gently at you while you sniff at the fruit first, which smells exactly like a normal human world cherry

the only thing left to do is wait for the cake so you two sit down for some tea at a small table in the kitchen, talking about the week, when Diavolo calls for Barb and he quickly excuses himself to help the prince out

the sweet aroma of the baking cake, the warmth of the tea and the very comfy chair you're sitting in, are a dangerous combination making you fall asleep

as Barb returns he sees you with your head lying on your folded arms on the table, clearly asleep, Barb decides to eave you there while cleans the kitchen and checks on the cake half an hour later

"Mc? The cake is ready to be decorated do you want sleep or do you want to help me?" somewhat embarrassed you stand up and help him with the decorations , Barb acts if nothing happened but he can't help but think about your gentle expression while you slept

"Next time I'll let you sleep longer... I wouldn't mind if you visited me for your naps if that meant I could see you more often."

Solomon:

learning magic was many things: exciting, frustrating, dangerous, fun...but sometimes it also was unbelievable boring

like when you think about magic, you think about casting charms, curses, making potions and all that stuff, but nobody told you that beforehand you have to learn everything about the new spell or etc in theory!

so here you were sitting with Solomon as he rambled on about how while the shrinking charm could have really bad side effects if casted wrong, sure it was important to know how to cast it correctly but did you really have to listen on to everything that might go wrong?

listening to all this just make you feel less confident, I mean technically you were practicing with a tea cup to shrink, so shrinking only a part of it wouldn't be too bad of a side effect, but what if you used too much pressure and made the cup explode and you'd hurt Solomon in the process?!

You took a deep breath, which made Solomon stop talking as he looked at you questioningly

"Anything wrong? Already giving up? Is it toom much?" his light teasing was meant to make you relax, but all you could do was give a small, stiff smile, signalling for him to continue and he did, after messing up your hair with his hand giving you a huge grin, but he talked slower now giving you more glances to make sure you were still alright

"How about a small break? I'll make us some tea..." he stood up and made some tea...in a beaker over a Bunsen burner..this weirdo..

the tea didn't taste weird though, it was just normal tea, even though the preparation would have made Barbatos get a stroke

after the break he was back to full tutor mode and your concentration slipped with each new word, until your head falls down, your chin resting on your chest comfortably, you had fallen asleep right before him

Solomon notices instantly that you're asleep and starts laughing so loud that you wake up again, he is crying and gasping for breath at your flustered state and you hit for good measurement on the arm

"Am I that boring? Fine if you're tired you can rest on my bed. I'll read you a bedtime spell book..." he doesn't stop laughing and teases you endlessly, you better be on your toes around him, you won't be hearing the end of this

"Hey sleepyhead? Do you want me to read you into boredom? I won't take pictures of your sleeping and drooling self...No promises made though..."

Simeon:

He was staring blankly at his manuscript, writers block had been plaguing him for quite some while now, but the new chapter had to be sent to the company until next week

you had offered to help him out maybe you could give him some ideas, so he invited you over and let you read the latest chapter so you'd know what had happened

you sat in his room brainstorming ideas on a small extra sheet trying your best to help Simeon out who looked quite lost

"Do you think that would work? Doesn't if feel a bit too rushed? But maybe if we combined these two ideas together..." he seemed to had found something and began to roughly write up a plan for his further writings

he continuously asked you questions about the smallest details, it was kind of cute that he relied so much on you, he probably could have done the rest himself as well, yet he kept involving you into the whole process

while his one hand scribbled like a madman, his other rested on your arm occasionally lightly squeezing it, reminding you that he didn't forget about you

you slowly fell asleep, the sounds of each others breathing, the pen scratching over paper and the ticking of the clock hanging on the wall, the inly sounds to be heard

"What about this part? How do you think it could go from here?...Mc?" he wasted no time in making sure you were lying comfortably, putting his cloak over your form and still squeezing your arm from time to time while he continued to write late into the night

only then did he notice, the brothers might worry about your absence, should he wake and bring you home? or should he let you sleep here and inform Lucifer about your safety? but the sofa you were currently sitting on, would make your back hurt if you continued to sleep here

it took him some time debating with himself, but came to the conclusion to carry you to his bed and tuck you in, giving you a forehead kiss like he was used to with Luke, only to realise what he'd done and quickly scrambling away in embarrassment to give Lucifer a quick call about the situation

"Have sweet dreams my lamb! I'll be guarding you in any realm, even the dream realm!"

Luke:

Luke, Simeon and you were having a small movie evening, watching some old Disney movies

Simeon didn't allow you to watch something else to protect Luke, but you didn't mind too much

you were having some freshly made desserts by Luke who had worked on them the whole day, as he was very excited for your meetup

you watched a few movies, talking, laughing and joking together, just having fun

"Huh? They called the mean cat Lucifer? Hahah how fitting, he kind of even looks like the real Lucifer! Ah, don't tell him that though!" Luke really liked to compare the different characters to the people he knows, but when there actually were a cat called Lucifer he was quite surprised...who would want their cute pet to be called like a demon? Why not call them angel names? Michael is a pretty cool name...

over the time you became more and more tired and Simeon seemed to notice, suggesting on stopping for today and continuing another time, but Luke convinced you two of one more movie

unfortunately you didn't last the final movie and fell asleep cuddled underneath the blanket between Simeon and Luke

Luke took some time to notice, only seeing it when he turned to you wanting to tell you his opinion about the last scene

"Oh! Simeon... Mc fell asleep..." Simeon already knew, as you had fallen onto his shoulder, not that he minded, he just told Luke to stay quiet and watch the rest of the movie

Luke cuddled up to you to keep you warm and occasionally glanced at you to make sure you were okay, and there cuddled next to you he as well fell asleep...trapping Simeon underneath your combined weight, making it impossible for Simeon to get out of the bed, so you three just slept together that night

"Don't worry Mc! I'll keep all demons away from you while you sleep!"

[emmys-grimoire]

Lesson 74 Summary & Analysis

3/4th’s predictable, 1/4th interesting. And Belphegor proves he loves his brothers so much.

Story

We leave Asmo and Satan in Levi’s room to watch over the sleeping ones and head off to the Demon Lord’s castle to meet up with Barbatos and Diavolo. Lucifer’s there, too.

It’s worth noting that this lesson is already making it abundantly clear that Belphegor’s primary concern is Beelzebub, and Beelzebub alone. It gets worse later.

Barbatos outright tells us he won’t help. Why? For silly reasons. 

Belphegor responds poorly to the refusal, but Lucifer calms him down. Why does he refuse? 

He can demand compensation first according to Pact Rules we were never made aware of before. We also find out that the dream world is notoriously unstable and dangerous.

We also find out that the dream world is notoriously unstable and dangerous. 

Barbatos once ported Solomon into the Dream World, and the guy didn’t return for several years. Barbatos implies that may be because Solomon didn’t *want* to return.

Belphegor suggests we get Solomon to order Barbatos to port us, since he’s the one Barbatos has a pact with, but Solomon is not present and he doesn’t answer our calls. So we’re stuck with giving Barbatos whatever he wants.

Not to worry, though. All Barbatos wants is to play a dice game with us.

One that is rigged for us to win regardless of the option we choose…

Stakes are truly, utterly done in this game. I’m not sure what he gets out of this, and I don’t think it involves any symbolism.

Regardless, the solution is dropped into our laps, and Barbatos teleports us to the dream world. We have only two hours until midnight and the start of Helldown Day.

Our first dream is Beel’s. Surprise, he’s surrounded by family and busy eating. Belphie tries to wake him up, but he’s replaced by his dream self and we’re instead made to watch.

All attempts to wake him up are foiled until we mention wanting to eat giant Devildom slug. It’s not at the feast, so Beelzebub wakes up to go fetch it for us.

What a caring brother lol

Next stop puts us in a casino. Guess who’s there.

Mammon’s there doing what he does worst: winning.

I don’t think any of them have wished actual death upon Mammon for existing yet.

You can startle him out of his fever dream by imitating Lucifer or abusing your pact. 

Belphie’s callousness unintentionally works, and Mammon freaks out at being left behind, which wakes him up.

We venture into a nightclub and find Leviathan there, of all people.

Leviathan wanted to pretend he was a hip club hopper but it’s not working, so he just wakes up.

Raphael’s dream is predictably in the Celestial Realm, but it’s by far the most interesting one. Predictably.

His dream involves the brothers returning to the Celestial Realm.

But even Satan is there! Who was never an angel in the first place.

Apparently Belphegor does not mind the Celestial Realm in general. He almost falls into the dream himself.

We tell Raphael we can’t return because we’re missing someone, but he believes we must be referring to…

Simeon!

But why would Simeon need to return to the Celestial Realm? Why would he initially be missing?

Belphegor notes the time and begins to stress out. Apparently, all this took nearly two hours, and it was almost midnight.

But he’s willing to just give up and you have to shake him out of it.

Belphegor tries to talk to Raphael again, but all the angelic doppelgangers swarm us so we can’t interact with him.

He concludes that they’re doing so because Raphael doesn’t want to return to the real world.

He’s willing to wreck Raphael’s mind to get back. Thankfully, we dissuade him.

Sort of.

Angel Lucifer suddenly chimes in and goes “do you REALLY want to do that?”

And it convinces Belphegor that Lucifer is our best bet to get through to Raphael.

Our first attempt to summon him is unsuccessful. We use the ring Solomon gave us to augment our spell, and we get a flashback involving him encouraging us.

Our second attempt to summon Lucifer is successful.

And he’s all like “yo man, haven’t you had enough of this?”

This guy is so damn depressed.

But he wakes up without further protest and we leave the dreamscape.

Poor Raphael is the only one who remembers everything and apologizes. Belphegor tells him not to worry, it was all Levi’s fault. Leviathan is banned from video games for a week.

He’s not fine.

Belphegor notices, we get a flashback of Raphael telling us he wanted to stay, and it inspires him to do something about it.

For his Felicity Day idea, he’s “creating opportunities for students to come together and get to know each other better”... which means he invites Raphael to a tea party in a separate room inside the planetarium.

All is not well, though. Luke was supposed to bring snacks on them to munch on but –

It doesn’t seem his conversation with Simeon and Solomon went well…

Analysis

Simeon: Not an angel any longer

There’s no reason for Simeon to initially be missing in Raphael’s dream…  unless, of course, he was kicked out. If he was kicked out, then it’d explain why he can no longer use his angel powers. Because he’s no longer an angel.

I don’t think he’s fallen. He’s not a demon, but now fully human, and he probably can find a way back into the Celestial Realm’s good graces. I no longer think this is going to be resolved in this season, though: they’re dragging their feet in outright telling us what’s up. They’ve just been giving hints. 

Finding a way to get Simeon’s angelhood back might be Season 5’s plot. Won’t be surprised if he chooses to stay a human to stay by MC’s side forever, though.

Luke’s Rebellious Phase Starts

IT’S HAPPENING

Whatever Luke and Simeon/Solomon discussed set him off. Not sure if they told him everything about the situation, but he knows enough to be upset now. He’ll probably be bunking with us or flee to the human world (if he can? I vaguely remember that it’s difficult to go between realms).

Predictions

We should learn what exactly is up with Simeon soon. It’s too early for this to be the finale, so I suspect there’s some holes to still be filled. Filler to be had.

We still need to go through our final trial to get on the student council, so the finale will likely revolve around that. Something will happen that brings everything to a head. We’ve already expended “Levi’s tech goes haywire” this lesson, and Helldown Day is upon us, so it may involve us trying to succeed at something without using magic.

Or maybe they’ll completely ignore that. I guess we’ll see!

[asexual-demons]

Chronic Migraine headcanons

Lucifer

He has this down, he knows what to do, he gets them constantly and has every solution possible prepared to try

If you know what works he is getting exactly what you ask for no variations because what if that change messes it all up?

Let’s you off easy from your school work since he knows it’s hard to think with a migraine

Mammon

Buys you tons of items that supposedly help because he panics (Lucifer actually let’s it slide for once

Is way too loud before you tell him to quiet down, he is instantly whispering

Plotting ideas for you to do when you’re feeling better

Leviathan

Puts his headphones in one ear but keeps the other out for you

He can play in the dark and has plenty of bedroom space that the computer light won’t even bother you!

Has one of those weird head massagers that he offers in hopes it helps, it’s a sweet gesture if it helps or not

Satan

Offers to read you a book if you have eye strain

His voice isn’t grating so it doesn’t hurt your head much, but he reads quietly anyway just in case

If you fall asleep to try and avoid the pain he’ll tuck you in and keep reading until you have to wake up for dinner or you decide to go sleep in an actual bed

Asmodeus

Dials down his perfumes to subtler ones so he doesn’t overwhelm you

Gives the best pressure point relief and massages so you can relax even if the pain doesn’t stop

Offers his fancy bathroom up so you can shower with whatever specific settings help your head (or even just the ones that don’t make it worse)

Beelzebub

Successfully keeps foods that are easy to get down on his person without eating them himself

Makes sure you get the vitamins and such that you need even if it’s just in liquid form

He gets you pain meds when you need them and offers a massage if you need it (he’s an athlete he’s at least got the basics down)

Belphagore

Offers quiet, darkness, and a pillow fort

He can put you to sleep so you don’t have to worry about your headache for a little while

Plays soft music or turns on a fan of you’re oversensitive but need noise, He’s prepared for any nap time need since he can sleep through anything

Diavolo

Has Barbatos clear meetings from his schedule so he can focus on paperwork and keeping you company

Migraine fevers are the one part that confuses him, he tries, but they confuse him

Gets you (read has Barbatos get you) whatever you need to get through your pain

Barbatos

Tea, coffee (decaf you don’t need caffeine unless that’s what caused this in the first place), water, pineapple juice, and much to his and possibly your dread pickle juice are all available if you need them

Has sweets and salts available to try and help get you through some of the pain

Sets up a guest room for you to stay in and keeps his phone on him at all times so he’s available if you need him even if he’s not there with you

Solomon

Has spells to get rid of them on hand if you’re willing to trust him to use them

Offers to call Asmo to give you a massage or call Barbatos to take care of you

If you let him he will cuddle you while he does his research and if not he’s as close as you’ll let him get

Simeon

Sympathetic and really worried, wants to help you with everything

Looks up what to do at the library and can’t wait to bring back his new found knowledge to help

Some remedies help a little and he’s super happy, because even if you’re hurting you’re trusting him to take care of you

Luke

Little power house, gets you anything and everything you ask for

Doesn’t have a clue what to do but trusts that you know your body and what it needs enough to tell him

Stress bakes a few things while also keeping an ear out for what you need help with.