#Lucifer be looking mighty terrifying in the kitchen

[lucifer5lucy]

This will never not be chaotic.

Lol.

Rough day indeed.

[astaroth1357]

MC's Family Finds Out that They're Actually Dating a Demon the Hard Way

Demon boys more or less going demon on the MC's family. Bound to happen really. This one ain’t so cuddly guys. Special thanks to @anonimo324 for the inspiration for this one. Literally never would have occurred to me if they hadn't have said something and I love the excuse to revisit this idea. 😄 

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IMPORTANT: Continuation to "Demon Brothers Meeting the MC's Family" The general setup to this post is in that one.

Lucifer

You know what they say about things that seem too good to be true, right?

Oh, their MC's new boyfriend was smooth, put together, intelligent…

And prideful. So very prideful.

It radiated off of him like no tomorrow, there was just a subtle but constant air of superiority to everything the man did or said. Some may find it attractive but others? It can drive other people right up the wall.

And that's exactly what it did to some members of the MC's family. Even if he seemed educated and well-spoken what made him think he was so special? What made him think he was just so much better than the rest of the world??

They couldn't have known just how angry he'd get when they confronted him about it.

They couldn't have known that they weren’t questioning an arrogant man, but a prideful demon who'd take offense at the mere thought of being anywhere near their level.

It was only when he stood towering before them, demonic wings and horns in full view, did they learn the folly of their actions.

In their hospital beds, bones broken and bodies bruised, they'd rant and rave to anyone who'd listen "He's a demon! A demon! My child/sibling/etc. is dating a demon!!"

The MC disappeared with Lucifer that night, however. Their family writes them off as either dead or kidnapped for torture purposes.

In truth, they returned to the Devildom and Lucifer will never hear the end of how he lost control and attempted to skewer the MC's family members. Surely such a mighty demon should have better control than that... 🙄😑

Mammon

His dumbass let it slip a couple months in, but not without good reason for once.

He had actually been doing pretty well with their family. Sure he wasn't perfect,  but he made it clear enough he was looking out for MC and honestly the rest of them as well.

It was small things. Checking up on them sometimes. Making sure the little ones, if any, were safe. Not stealing anything that isn't nailed down (though that's something the MC notices more than their family of course).

It takes a lot. A lot. A LOT to make Mammon break out his demon form. He's better at keeping it in than Lucifer. But showing him something that���s threatening MC is actually a pretty quick why to do it.

The family was out together on a shopping trip, a giddy Mammon included because he knew that meant he could beg ask the MC to buy him stuff.

They really should have checked before they started strolling down the damn crosswalk, but they didn't, and an impatient taxi went hurtling towards them.

Before they could even open their eyes Mammon was already lecturing them about their stupidity, holding them on the other side of the street. Shirtless because his demon form was out and the dumbass forgot to hide it again. Even though they were in public.

He was quick to change back once he noticed, but the damage was done. You can say their family was a little surprised that he straight up grew wings and horns. Only one of them fainted anyway.

To avoid causing further panic, Mammon just legs it away with MC still in his arms, shouting back an quick expletive laced "apology" over his shoulder.

MC smooths things over with their family later by phone. No one can quite wrap their head around the fact that Mammon is a demon, despite what they had seen, but it helps that he did seem to want to protect them.

The MC is not allowed to come home if they want to bring their demon boyfriend too, but their family isn't as worried about them as they could be. Mammon's looking out for them after all.

Leviathan 

Okay. They always knew the boy was a little weird but hot damn did that opinion suddenly go from 0 to 60 real quick.

Levi was distant and off-putting at first but in time it became pretty clear that he was just pretty awkward. He wasn't the best with people, but he seemed harmless enough.

It was the MC's idea to bring him along on a family weekend trip to the beach. They honestly couldn't understand why at first. He never seemed to like being with them...

It DID start to click for them a little more when they saw the guy in the water though. They can say it's probably the first time they'd ever seen him so comfortable in his own skin. He even started smiling!

Things were actually going smoothly for them all for once… until other people started taking notice of MC in their swimsuit and one bold gentleman decided to make a cheeky comment on it.

Now, Levi had always stuck close to MC when he was around them. He was practically a second shadow. But it seemed like the second he took notice of those glances he got extra clingy and after that comment.. he started to have a meltdown.

The once bold gentleman was kindly picked up by the neck and hurdled into the ocean like a Frisbee. It would have been hilarious if it weren't so horrifying.

It was about the time that the lad grew a snake tail that the MC's family peaced out off the beach, screaming in terror. MC and Levi left too, mostly because Levi was hellbent on dragging them back to the Devildom in a jealous rage. Obviously THIS is the kind of shit that happens when he leaves his room!

No plans are ever made to go visit again, which he's very happy about. He hated being out in "the real world" anyway.

Satan

Nice as he could be, that temper was bound to catch up to him eventually…

There would be small incidents. A kid cuts him off on the sidewalk and he'd get a little loud and snippy about it. A dog won't stop barking at him and he'd just glare and send it away with a terrified whimper. These things were… worrisome. But not all that demonic.

Then other red flags started showing up. A person on the street would be rude to him and he'd look honestly ready to kill. It'd take MC physically holding him back to keep him in place. Their family was worried about them… Had they'd fallen victim to a possible abuser...?

MC had never listened to what their family had to say, always claiming that they were perfectly safe with their boyfriend. That he had to listen to what they said. But no one really bought that…

Well if there is one way to piss Satan off (and there are many) probably the fastest and most lethal is to doubt his intelligence. Especially if you're only one of those everyday, average humans...

That poor employee at the bookstore had no idea what kind of mistake they made when he told Satan he wasn't looking for Camus but Kafka then refused to double check. Satan doesn't make mistakes about his authors. Ever.

What was originally just supposed to be a relaxing afternoon with the family turned into a night in the station as everyone was questioned about the employee whose head got flattened against the store counter-top. The police weren't entirely convinced a demon did it, but they would look for a blonde.

Said demon had chucked MC over his shoulder and took off before the police arrived to investigate, which as far as they're concerned also kind of amounts to kidnapping.

Satan's now a fugitive in the MC's hometown and on the FBI's Most Wanted List so safe to say that they won't really be visiting anymore.

Asmodeus 

Not as surprised as you might think. There were some signs…

Asmo had a bewitching quality to him that went well into the unnatural. He could soothe and win over right about any person or animal to an… uncomfortable degree.

He also kept bringing up and babbling about nonsense products all the time. He always seemed to have the perfect hair treatment or know the best drinks but no one else had ever heard of any of it. What the heck even is Demonus…?

But the real kicker was, well, just how lustful he was. There were horn dogs and then there was this guy. It felt like he could flirt with a potted plant sometimes.

Though he was nice, no one in their house thought Asmo was faithful to MC. And even if he were, his blatant willingness to tease right about anyone he came across was showing them disrespect. 

Unfortunately, they had made the poor decision to confront him about it and claim that he didn't actually "love" MC….

There are few things more brutal and less forgiving than an enraged Asmo. Here he was with these humans, people he had been nothing but nice to, and they were doubting his love for MC?? What gave them the right!?

He had his demon form out and his whip already raised to teach these slanderers a lesson! Even if he had grown to like some of them, his anger took over his reason and he had to vent his displeasure NOW.

The MC stepped in before he could crack the whip and made him stop. Their family was terrified but he charmed them into calming down while he and MC talked things out.

They (by which I mean mostly a fuming Asmo) decided that since their family couldn't understand their love for each other, they didn't deserve to see it.

They leave the house calmly and don't come back. MC still sometimes calls their family, but they refuse to leave the Devildom or their beautiful fallen angel, no matter how much their family pleads for them to come home.

Beelzebub 

On the one hand, absolutely no one wants to believe it… But it also does make a lot of things make more sense in hindsight.

Like, he was built like a linebacker so it was sort of understandable just how many calories his body seemed to need but there was a limit.

He. Just. Kept. Eating. Never-endingly hungry. Always poking through the kitchen or ordering a mountain of pizzas. More impressively, he never made any leftovers… Ever.

He was such a sweetheart though… They tried to turn a blind eye for a while. Make excuses and rationalize the impossible… but it couldn't last.

It was only supposed to be one nice dinner out. MC had gone over the rules with him ten times before going, "This is a human restaurant and I'm paying, so you HAVE to stop at thirds. Okay? Okay??"

He tried. But the food was sooo good, he just couldn’t stop! And, like clockwork, here comes the manager to cut him off and there goes an angry Beel. Full demon form, tossing tables and wrecking chairs to everyone's absolute horror.

MC had to use the pact to stop him. They could only leave their family with a quick goodbye before they had to book it from the cops on Beel's back as he flew away.

To say there was a mini-meltdown among the members left behind would be an understatement. What the HELL just happened to the sweet young man they had come to know???

The damages were paid for by Lucifer a "mysterious donor" and everything was explained to their family by MC over video call from the Devildom with a very guilty and apologetic Beel in attendance.

When it was clear that the MC wasn't going to leave him or literal Hell despite their protests, they either had to accept it or never hear from them again. Members made their choices, but it's pretty hard to stay mad at someone they've grown to like so much...

He's no longer allowed to go visit them in the human world (which is probably for the best) but shows up on MC's video calls regularly. They still kind of think of him as family even if he could eat them all. He's just such a nice lad, you know?

Belphegor

…. You know, there was always something kind of off about that kid.

It was always hard to place what made Belphie so��� different. It could have been the way he never seemed to take any of them seriously or the kind of amazing lack of energy he brought to things.

It also could have been the fact he kept making comments about being a demon, going to "hell," knowing Satan personally, etc. but always played them off as jokes.

Honestly when it finally came out that yes, he was actually a demon, it was almost a relief because it made waaaay more sense than not.

Still fucking terrifying, though.

One of their family members had made the mistake of waking him up from a nap when he and MC were there for a visit

Now. It's not easy to wake Belphie even on a good day but an airhorn to the face is probably not the way to go about it.

When he sent said family member soaring out the window, one-handed, with his horns and tail on full display and a familiar look of murder in his eyes, MC knew the charade was pretty much up...

True to his word, Belphie doesn't let some humans keep MC away from him. He scooped them up and hopped out the broken window before they could really even protest or explain anything.

Which, I mean, how does one even go about smoothing over the fact your demon boyfriend just yeeted one of your family members out of the house?

Their family is kind of able to put two and two together themselves regardless. Which is good because neither Belphie or MC are probably coming back any time soon. If ever. Hope they enjoy postcards...

[revirushifaa]

Ummm let's seee: Girl MC who just remembered that she had a check-up in the human world and has hidden it from the brothers and they have to take them there because they don't want her to get sick in the Devildom? Hope this is okay!

Oh sure! A HC request this time because I would have to write lots, but here is this! I hate doctors too anon, so I can relate to MC here ;w;

PS: I'm sorry for not including Belphie, I just have no idea how to write him and I don't want to ruin his character. So just six bros in this. I hope it is okay, I'm well with the six ones that I have been learning about so much.

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Scared of the Doctor F!MC:

Lucifer and MC:

*When MC wasn't acting her normal self one day, he noticed how she was all tense and flinching at any form of contact, he wondered what was up with her, but at first he didn't ask her just let it continue, until he thought it was enough and time to ask her.

*Finally, when it had gotten enough of it, Lucifer went to confront her.

"MC, what is the matter with you? Why are you acting too anxious? Is there something wrong?"

"W-what? Something wrong with me? N-no, of course not, I'm totally fine!"

*MC was just a terrible liar, she wasn't making eye contact with Lucifer when she was trying to deny that there wasn't anything wrong with her.

*At Lucifer's mighty icey glare, MC spit out the beans and explained to him that she had to go to a doctor appointment in her world, because she was just a very sickly human but it scared her because she hated doctors; specially if there where.... NEEDLES.

*Lucifer told her without hesitation that there was nothing to be afraid of, that he was going to go with her where she had to go. If she needed him to hold her hand like an infant, then he would.

*MC felt at least a little better when he was so determined to not leave her alone.

*They went to there, MC is all jittery and even uptight than how she was in the Devildom. Lucifer held her hand and tightly, didn't let go of it and waited in the waiting room with her until she was called for her turn.

*She's patient number 3 and said that she wasn't the patient that got called, and would've immediately bolted out of there if Lucifer hadn't gripped her hand tightly and forbidden her from going a centimeter further.

*He would gain a huge migraine as he had to carry MC over the shoulder as she started screaming in fear, once he entered the doctor's consultory, he sighed looking drained.

"Excuse her... she just doesn't like the doctor at all."

*As expected, MC needs to take a shot and she had a very scene in there, where she screamed and kicked Lucifer right where the sun doesn't shine in her panic. He would need something to recover from that... but whatever. He held her cheeks and made her look at his eyes and just for her made the attractive of faces, just so he could distract her.

*The shot was given and MC didn't even feel a thing, not even the sting of a bee. Lucifer sighed, still sore from down below but whatever, something like that wouldn't weaken him and soon he treated MC to ice cream, just like a little child.

Mammon and MC:

*"Oi, the heck is wrong with ya?" Was the first thing Mammon asked MC when she was just tense and jittery. Something was off, MC was not like this.

"...Doctor."

"Huh?"

"I need to go to the hell of a doctor....!"

*Oh. She was deadly afraid of the doctor. Well, he can help her and make her visit to the doctor a less terrifying one.

"You don't need to be worried about a thing! The Mammon got ya!"

*They arrived at the doctor's. Because MC had told him about her life and everything, Mammon could answer to all the questions for MC because she was just a stammering mess and she couldn't get a word out of her mouth. They were given the number five and they went to sit down.

*They're called to enter and immediately MC refuses hanging from the doorknob. Mammon sighed and tried to detach her from the doorknob.

"C'mon, MC! Let's enter, the quick we go inside the quicker we'll get out of here, I promise I'll treat ya to something that you like!!"

*The doorknob is yanked off the door. Mammon said that he would use Lucifer's credit card for it, no worries. But they could enter now and the Avatar of Greed sits down next to MC and lets the doctor do the check up.

*MC needs a shot and she is ready to run away but Mammon catches her and locks her in a steely grip, girl is screaming her lungs out and Mammon tries to keep her in place. His face results getting harshly slapped, but he doesn't lose it and now distracts MC by telling her a fun story about Lucifer's childhood. It works as the human turns to him and is intrigued.

*Shot is given and MC can be done with this nightmare. Mammon sighs in relief and smiles, though there is a huge red hand print over his cheek, but he pays it no mind.

*He takes MC to get some nice treat as he promised her for at least getting her shot and staying in place during the whole check up. And he used Lucifer's credit card to pay for everything that MC destroyed in her big panic.

Leviathan and MC:

*MC came to Levi herself and knocked on his door. It was panicky knocks, so Levi went out his room.

"MC? What's the matter? You seem so uptight."

"Levi... I don't feel so good about today..."

"What about today? What's happening today?"

*So she had to go to the doctor and she was very, very frightened about it. Levi told her that she had nothing to be afraid of, he was coming with her and be there through the whole ordeal.

*MC could at least say all her information to the secretary, but she was full on grabbing Levi's hand without even thinking of letting it go. She was given the seventh turn and then she went to sit in the waiting room with Levi next to her, waiting for their turn to come.

*Since MC was all jittery and anxious, Levi decided to distract her with any of her favorite anime, so he chose one and the two of them got full on watching it together, it really was distracting as MC was totally distracted by it, for a moment she had forgotten about the check up.

*Eventually their turn came, and MC jumped, excusing herself that she wanted to go the bathroom, but it was all to stall entering the doctor consultory. Levi knew about it though, and took her hand in his again.

"I'll go to the anime store with you to get the last chapter of the manga that you're currently reading, MC-chan. For now be a valiant human and go to your quest of getting over with this check up! Like Henry would've done!"

*During the whole check up, MC manages to remain still and let the doctor examine her. Then it was revealed that she needed a shot and that didn't go well at all with her, so she turned to Levi and immediately hugged him, shaking.

*Levi wrapped his arms aroung her, and whispered soothing things in her ear, distracting her from the thought of the shot. He made it a good time for her, because she became distracted by everything that he had told her and she didn't feel nothing, not even the tiniest of pinches.

"You did so good, MC. I'm so proud of you. Now let's go get that manga as reward!"

*They both went to the anime store as promised. MC didn't really make a huge of a scene in there, so Levi went out of this ordeal without any bruise or slap, just as perfect as he was.

Satan and MC:

*When Satan was going to the kitchen to get a drink, he noticed a very anxious MC slumped up by the corner and having just a small glass of water, but even her hands were shaking so much, he rose a brow and approached her.

"What's up MC? Why are you so anxious?"

"Nothing really.... it's a stupid thing."

"No thing is as stupid as Mammon's own stupidity. C'mon, tell me."

*MC explained to him that she was so frightened of the doctor and that he really didn't have to worry about something so lame about that. But Satan shook his head and told her that it wasn't stupid, he will go with her and make the visit to the doctor a calid one.

*So the two went to the hospital located in the human world. MC wouldn't stop gripping Satan's arm as they walked to there. It was Satan who had to give her info to the secretary, because the human girl was being too stuttery to speak clearly. after that they were given the second turn, which was what put MC even anxious than before.

"Calm down, kitten. You don't have to feel scared, because I am here. Honest. After this, let's go get a treat." He used a soft tone when he said that to her, holding onto her hand as they went to sit and wait for twenty minutes until their turn came along.

*To calm her down and give her more tranquility, he shows her pictures of cute cats, and it was all enough to make her feel less anxious to see a person in a white coat with that thing around the neck that he still had no idea what was the name.

*Twenty minutes later came their turn and Satan led MC over to the office, he was grabbing her hand and making it clear that he had no intentions of just leaving her alone with that person, he didn't trust the doctor so he was a little protective of MC, seeing how anxious she was with all this idea.

*MC sat still there. The doctor came and began doing the check up and the normal stuff that doctors made. It was a quick check up and all what the human girl needed was just a tiny little shot. She looked more tensed than before and hid her face unto Satan's shoulder, not resisting but refusing to watched the needle. Satan let her do that and caressed her hair. By the time she opened her eyes, the shot was given to her and she didn’t feel a thing, she was finally free from this nightmare, or at least she believed it was a big nightmare to go to a place where she felt insecure.

“Come now, kitten. We’re going out for a nice treat, you’ve earned it.” He said softly to her and off they were to get that nice treat.

Asmodeus and MC:

*Oh dear, when Asmo heard a loud screech coming from MC as she ran over and ended up crashing with him. His arms immediately captured her and she was hysterical.

“Woah, woah. What’s the matter, MC dear? Who put you in this state? One of my brothers? Satan? Lucifer?”

“They didn’t hurt me... I’m escaping from them!”

“Why?”

*He understood then, that the girl was scared of a check up at the doctor’s. After telling the others that the one who would be going with MC was him, he reassured her that he wouldn’t leave her alone. He only wanted what was best for her health, MC was a very sickly human so her check ups were not ignored, it was an important rule.

*With an arm around her shoulders, Asmo led her inside the hospital. The girl was very, very uptight and she really didn’t want to have to go through this, but she had to. They couldn’t risk losing her to illness. He told the secretary all of her info, and then let her to the chairs to wait for their turn which was just after three patient.

*Let her lean her head against his shoulder, his caresses didn’t stop at all he wasn’t going to let her go or leave alone when she needed the company that she could get, because she was just to uptight.

*They were called and the fifth born was ready to get her in as he had both his arms around her and walked righ inside the consultory. All the while MC is near him and refuses to let him go. Let the doctor do her check up without any protest.

*When she needed a shot, Asmodeus covered her eyes and whispered stuff in her ear, she wasn’t looking the tiny shot and when it was given to her she didn’t even feel it, she didn’t believe herself that she actually managed to go to the doctor without causing much of an scene in there.

“There. All done, darling. We can go to wherever you want to go you won’t need to go back there for quite a long time!”

*And off they were to wherever MC wanted to go, which was the best part of a doctor’s appointment.

Beelzebub and MC:

*MC was hiding in the kitchen behind the fridge. Beel was just going to his favorite place to get a meal, and what he saw was MC behing the fridge.

“MC? What are you doing there?”

“...?”

*She didn’t even know someone else was there when she was hiding. She sighed. She could lie to him or sabotage him into keeping the secret of the doctor just between them.

“Oh nothing, Beel. I was just... hiding.”

“Why are you hiding?”

“If I allow you to eat all my daily meals, will you keep a secret, Beel?”

“Mm... you’re being strange. You would always eat all first so I don’t eat yours. What’s all this about?”

*And soon MC told him what happened. She had a doctor’s appointment and she was just frightned. While the idea of eating more because of MC was wonderful, Beel couldn’t allow that. He didn’t want MC to fall ill because she skipped a check up.

“MC, you know I can’t do that. Food wouldn’t be the same as letting you fall ill... you will come with me to the doctor...”

*Beel had her in his arms as he walked to the clinic. She had nearly two panic episodes there, so the Avatar of Gluttony had to go with her all the way round to there. He let MC say her info as he really didn’t know much of her, MC hadn’t really told him much about her life.

*They waited. Beel’s stomach is growling once again. MC kept trying to sabotage him into just going out of the place. But Beel wouldn’t comply, he restrained himself and the urge of eating. A world without MC wasn’t the same at all.

*Soon they were called to go inside the office and MC was slowing down, as the demon had to pick her up again and walked inside with her. He sat with her on the stretcher, keeping next to her. The check up went well, until the shot was brought up.

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” 

MC had a fierce scene right there, and Beel had to hold her down so she wouldn’t go, he was kicked further by accident. He didn’t say anything only grunted at the kicks. He then told MC to close her eyes and relax. The girl was grabbed so she wouldn’t get off. She did just that, thinking of her ideal world.

*pinch*

The shot was given and there was nothing else left to be done. Beel pat her head gently.

“That’s all. Reward for going on well with your check up, you pick the place.”

*And off they went to a sushi place the had just opened in the human world. MC didn’t have to go to the doctor for at least a few months ahead.

[thenextchapter22]

Stuffies

Description: You always had them with you. At home, at work, going to the store. You had one for every single occasion. They brought you comfort and happiness and you didn't care if anyone else thought it was weird....

or....adventures and cute stories with a reader/MC who carries stuffed animals around all over Devildom.

Pairing(s): NONE!

Word Count: 1,390

Link to my AO3: Click Here

Author’s Notes: Just a cute little fic I wanted to write :3 First chapter is sort of the 'set up' so the next parts will feature the other characters and mc/reader. No smut, only cute stuff here :D

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It was terrifying and new and scary, but you were also looking forward to something new and different. Life was boring, go to work, go home, get groceries, sleep and eat, talk with friends when they aren’t doing all that either. And repeat.

So being transferred into this ‘Academy’ in the ‘Devildom’ (Hell, or some part of it you guessed) was exciting.

The white haired demon named Mammon was the one to get you settled in. He introduced you to the others, and then took you to your room.

He was loud but firm when he spoke to you in the open doorway. “Dinner’s in a few hours so I’ll come and get ya then, got it?”

You nodded at him. He was so large and intimidating, but when he and his brothers were talking you could tell they weren’t what demons were usually depicted as. They probably had softer sides to them too. Sure, Lucifer was a bit mean to him but you supposed that demons were just like that, they couldn’t be totally rude and mean all the time right?

When you entered the new bedroom you would call your own for however long you would be there, you were amazed. There was a kitchen, a couch, and even a large TV. It was like a mini dorm room. It was pretty, and there was even a table and an actual tree in it! But as you glanced around, you noticed something missing…

Where were your stuffed animals? Lucifer had said your personal belongings were brought here, but they weren’t anywhere you could see.

Panicked, you began tearing your room apart. Throwing over blankets and anything in your way to see if they had gotten placed somewhere else by mistake.

“H-hey! What’re you doin’?!” Mammon screamed.

“I can’t—find—them—”

“Find what? You—hey! Watch it, stupid human!”

You nearly hit Mammon a few times but you did not care. You had to have them or you couldn’t sleep. You had a collection that started when you were little. It continued when your mom passed away when you were 14, then living with your Aunt who encouraged you to do what made you happy.

You always had them with you. At home, at work, going to the store. You had one for every single occasion. They brought you comfort and happiness and you didn’t care if anyone else thought it was weird.

Your eyes watered and you felt your throat close up. This was the worst day ever. You slumped to the floor against your new bed, and pulled your knees to your chest, and sobbed.

The white haired demon was also slightly panicking, you could tell by his shaky voice. “W-wwhat the—h-human, are you, um, o-okay?”

You looked up at him through your watery lashes and disheveled hair, and a cry tore though you. “No,” you screamed, and spittle flew about.

Turning his head, he shouted into the hallway. “LUCIFER!!!”

Paying absolutely no attention to anything, you continuously sobbed, even tearing at your skin on your arms with your chipping fingernails.

The thought of staying here for a year without your stuffies was unimaginable. You’d rather die.

Cheeks red and wet, breathing was getting harder and harder and the feeling of tightness expanded in your chest. This was really bad, but you couldn’t help it or stop. You were a very sensitive person and having no comfort items, the few things that made you feel good and happy when you got upset or couldn’t sleep, had your body nearly convulsing in the shock of it all. You were never without them. NEVER.

A deep baritone voice cut through the echoing cries. “What’s going on? What did you do?”

“N-nothing, I swear! She just started tearing up the place and crying like a fucking baby!”

There was a long pause after a short sigh from the voice, then you felt a touch on your shoulder and you jumped in shock. “You need to take slow, deep breathes.”

“I-I…” You couldn’t speak, throat thick and burning, but you did look up and see the eldest brother crouching before you, and his red eyes full of worry. Lucifer was so tall and commanding in his coat and with his black gloves.

“You can do this. Follow what I do, okay?”

He took your hand, you startled again and he paused, waiting for you while you took in sharp and quick bursts of air that made your head spin. He put his hand holding your own to his chest, and you tried your best to copy his inhaling and exhaling. It was basic panic attack routine to do this to calm down.

“That’s it, you’re doing well. Try to sit up a bit straighter now, you’re far too tensed up. Can you do that?”

You realized your shoulders were hunched in, and you were crushing your knees to your chest. Maybe that was another reason you couldn’t breathe. He was right. So you relaxed your shoulders and let go of your legs, releasing them from being pressed to your chest and instead to just flop to the ground, curled up.

The eldest demon looked down at you and had a strange look in his eyes, it was almost… worried? He just met you hours ago so that was strange.

The good news was that you could breathe much better, it was a little stingy but your head felt clearer. However, your throat still ached and you felt like Hell just thinking of why this happened at all.

Lucifer stepped away, and glanced down at you, meeting your embarrassed gaze. “Do you want some water?”

You nodded, face burning. “Please…”

He snapped his fingers at his brother still in the room, “Mammon, water.”

“S-sure!”

While he fetched you water, Lucifer helped sit you up on the bed. He placed his hand on your lower back, rubbing it softly while you trembled in aftershock of your anxiety attack.

Once Mammon returned (he was very fast) he stood in front of you, and handed you a cup with shaky hands, “H-here.”

“Small sips,” Lucifer cautioned.

You looked side-ways at him as you did, and he nodded his approval. After the water was gone, he waited a few seconds for you to settle before asking, “Now, what in Diavolo happened here?”

Mammon nodded, “Yeah, you got all crazy on me, human!”

Lucifer shut him up with a glare, and you bit your lip to hold in a giggle. Then you frowned at his question. “Well… I just got upset…a little bit…”

“Yes, we know that. What upset you?

You sniffled. “I-I don’t want to say…”

“And why not?” he asked, curiously.

“Well, ‘s embarrassing…”

He sighed, and laced his fingers together. “My dear, I’ve seen a lot of things in all my years. You don’t have to worry about being embarrassed. You should see what this idiot does on a daily basis.”

“Hey!”

Lucifer smirked for a second. “I only want your stay here to be as comfortable as possible. Obviously something here upset you, so tell me so I can fix it.”

You whined. “Okay okay. I—I need my,” you swallowed, preparing, “I need my stuffies.”

Lucifer and Mammon were silent. That just made you feel even worse, and you started crying again. “See, I knew it!” You put your hands to your face and your shoulders shook.

“Hey now, stop that!” Mammon said with panic in his tone. “I’ve seen you cry enough, are you gonna keep doing that?”

You peeked at him through your fingers, and pouted. “Yes. Cause you’re mean.”

He was stunned, and his jaw dropped. “I-I’m not… you—”

Lucifer told him to shut up again, and then he was tugging at your wrists lightly. “We don’t think that way. It was just shocking to hear.”

“You mean it?”

“I do.” He smiled. It was a nice smile, too.

“T-thanks…”

“And I’ll make sure to get you your… stuffies… as soon as I can. To prevent any further…” he glanced around the room, and at you, “…situations.”

You giggled, then, because hearing this mighty looking demon say ‘stuffies’ was the funniest thing ever.

Mammon laughed with you, until Lucifer told him again to keep his mouth shut. You wondered how many times a day he said that.

[purgatorical]

Obey Me MC / OC Written - Kie

Last one for now! Kie's turn below :D

Here is the Link to the Template

Personal - Basics

[Name] Kie

[Race/Species]

Demon [] Angel [x] Human [] Other: []

[Age] 28

[Birthday] 10/23

[Height] 5'2"

[Fingernail Polish Color(s)] Orange

[Hair color/description] Black short cropped hair with a blond mowhawk that gets pushed back. When gelled up is two inches tall, but he rarely gels it anymore.

Personal - In-depth

[Gender or no | Pronoun(s)] He/Him, Cis man

[Sexual/Romantic Orientation or lack thereof] Homoromantic, Demi-Homosexual

[Occupation Before Devildom Life] A Middle School Chemistry teacher

[Favorite Color(s)] Warm Orange, Bright Yellow, Fall colors in general

[Personality] Kie has anger issues and he knows it. He hates being belittled, and constantly bites at those around him. He takes any slight to heart, but he quietly encourages those around him. His students back home always loved him, though their parents did not.

Personal - Other

[Likes] Science, Working out, baseball, jewelry

[Dislikes] Long Distances, the Beach, hiking

[Positive Traits] Secretly Kind-hearted and caring, diligent

[Negative Traits] Hot headed, Hard Headed, A penchant for headbutting.

Relationships

• Fears | Dislikes | Acquaintances | Friends | Close Friends | Crush | Loves | Indifferent | Tolerates | Respects | Suspicious

[With Demons]

Lucifer - Outwardly Hostile/Privately Close Friends, there is no one that Kie has ever butted heads with more than the Pride Demon himself. They can argue over anything and everything. They often enter rooms just to yell at the other. But they each hold care for the other in their hearts, unable to watch the suffering that the other might be going through. They do small things to take care of each other such as Kie silently dropping food off for Lucifer or doing paperwork that Lucifer leaves alone or yelling at him about the last time that he slept. In kind, Lucifer makes sure that Kie's medication is taken every morning, ensures that any activities that are planned have plenty of rests between walking, and will actively carry Kie if he's collapsed but too stubborn to ask for help. They have the capacity to talk to each other but insults and headbutts are bound to incurr.

Mammon - Loves, Kie adores tormenting Mammon. Pointing out every romantic thing Mammon slips out, making the man flustered and a puddle of goo at every opportunity. He aggressively compliments Mammon and relishes in every reaction to being called a good boy by Kie. The first time Kie refers to Mammon as his boyfriend, he really did worry that Mammon had died as the greed demon did not move or respond for a solid twenty minutes. They go on movie dates, jewelry shopping, and a few casino trips. In quiet moments alone, Kie makes sure that Mammon knows that he is loved.

Leviathan - Loves, Similarly to Mammon, Kie adores tormenting the poor boy. Kie does not hold back on his insults, but watches carefully for Levi's reactions to make sure they're the right kind. He makes fun of Levi for being a nerd, anime freak, and Pop Idol Stan, but has seen just as many animes as him and owns a collection of manga back home that would rival Satan's library. They spend many nights and sleep-deprived mornings binge watching anime and waiting for sunrise-releases. Kie is probably the calmest when he is alone with Levi. They talk for hours about anime and Kie doesn't really get video game stuff but he'll listen and watch levi play all night. Again like with Mammon, Kie will make sure that Levi knows he is loved.

Satan - Friends, as the Avatar of Wrath, Kie and Satan don't exactly... get along at first. They're both one wrong word from blowing up at the other until Satan makes some piece with his emotions towards Lucifer. Once they understand each other more, Kie and Satan actually get quite close. They're both a part of the Anti-Lucifer squad, but also they both love to read and even begin offering different books to each other. spreading the genres from the Devildomand the Human World.

Asmodeus - Tolerates, Kie more or less avoids Asmodeus. He just doesn't.... get it. To love ones self so unendingly, it hurts his head and his heart. He can't stand to listen to Asmo gush about himself for more than a few minutes without getting outraged. He finds it easier to just not be around the demon.

Beelzebub - Close Friend, Kie has a soft spot in his heart for Beel. The big guy honestly reminds him of his students that he left behind and gives him a sense of nostalgia and home. He cooks with Beel and often has snacks on him just in case he runs into Beel. He scold Beel like a parent while at the same time patting his head. The two are workout buddies and go to the gym several times a week together, usually ending with an extended stay in the kitchen for food.

Belphegor - Hatred to Friends, in the universe where he and Miyuno are both human exchange students, Kie witnessed Belphie murder Miyuno. As you can expect, that is pretty traumatic. Kie watched his parents die at a young age and this ripped open that wound. Even when eeveryone else forgave Belphie, Kie could not even stand to look at him. He couldn't without having flashbacks to Miyuno's neck cracking. Belphie had tried to make it up to him, but it was all for naught. But then the two became trapped in one of Levi's escape room games and ended up somewhere cramped and dark. Kie is terrified of the dark, as it is one of his triggers from his parents' death, and instantly goes into shutting down and lashing out. Belphie helped calm him and get him out of the situation and after that Kie slowly began openning up to him. Eventually they became snarky friends who bond over their care for Beel and hatred for Lucifer.

Diavolo - Dislikes, Kie thinks of Diavolo as a high and mighty asshole. Someone so sheltered and full of himself that he could obviously do no wrong. Kie also thinks he's extremely hot, but thats besides the point. He distrusts the Prince, but does begrudingly agree that uniting the three realms is a worthy cause.

Barbatos - Suspicious, Dislikes, Kie immediately does not trust Barbatos. Diavolo is suspicious, but Barbatos is downright coniving. Not to mention, extremely powerful, and Kie can't help but blame him for Miyuno's death as well. If he can see the timelines and choose which ones to be a part of then he knew exactly what was going to happen. It doesn't matter that he brought Miyuno back, Miyuno never should have died. He does like his pastries tho.

[With Angels]

Simeon - Friends, Another person that Kie doesn't fully trust, but not in a "they're hiding ill intent" sort of way but in a more "they're wearing a mask" sort of way. He enjoys seeing how to get Simeon to slip, to see that smile fall. At the same time he does enjoy the warmth that Simeon radiates and takes him up on slumber parties at Purgatory Hall often.

Luke - Begrudingly Close Friends, it seems that the chihuahua has latched himself to Kie's hip not that Kie really minds. Whenever Luke and Kie are in the same room you can bet your ass they are together. Luke is showing off his new pastry, Luke is showing his report card, Luke is showing a drawing he made. Kie tries to appear aloof, but he pats Luke's head and compliments everything. He encourages Luke in one part or another, asking questions about how he made it and telling him how good he's doing. Sometimes Luke even gets to see him smile.

Michael - Suspicious, Bad Vibes Bad Vibes, He questions Simeon and Luke extensively about Michael but never receives a full answer on what the angel is really like. He desperately wants to meet Michael just to see what all of the fuss is about, and maybe to get angel Lucifer pictures.

Taxike- (oc) Close Friends, Taxike Miyuno and Kie have a close relationship despite their differing personalities. Kie partakes in many of Taxike's hijinks against Lucifer, even the potentially deadly ones.

[With Humans]

Solomon - Close Friends, Just like Miyuno and Solomon, Kie and Solomon became close after returning to the human world. The three of them would often meet up and Solomon would show them glimpses of what once was. Kie learns a lot from Solomon and takes a special interest in binding spells and talismens.

Favorite Things About the Devildom

[Favorite Job(s)] Library

[Favorite Place(s) to Hang at] Lucifer's study, Mammon's room, Levi's room

[Favorite Food(s)] Anything Sweet. Loves Apple juice.

[Favorite Class Subject(s)] Spells and Hexes

[Favorite Devildom Version of Something from the Human World - Be Creative!] He enjoys all of the strange anime and pop idols only released in the devildom, also loves the minefield of what could or could not kill him in food.

Least Favorite Things About the Devildom

[Least Favorite Job(s)] Majolish

[Least Favorite Places to Go] Asmodeus's room, The Castle

[Least Favorite Foods] Spicy food, turnips

[Disliked Class Subject(s)] He doesn't hate any part, the little nerd

[Stuff that Can be Considered a Negative About the Devildom] It doesn't have his sister.

[sleepy-baby-puppycat]

This may or may not have been done after I binged multiple Portal and Portal 2 videos lol

The brothers with an MC that’s a roboticist... but their robots are all very creepy and annoying

Lucifer

This old man has no idea what that is but once MC explains it he’s quite impressed that his human is in such a skilled field

He takes that back after he sees some of their bots

“MC, WHY DOES THIS THING HAVE SIX LEGS AND WHY IS IT IN MY ROOM”

“She’s friendly, just don’t give her any coffee!”

He’s terrified, why the everloving FUCK would MC build stuff like this

Lucifer gets teased by his brothers a lot

Of all the things in the world, this is what scares the mighty first born Avatar of Pride

If any of MC’s bots get too annoying, too destructive, or they just flat out bother him, Luci will not hesitate to destroy it and scold MC for their actions

Ok boomer

Mammon

He thinks that’s freaking awesome

He convinces MC to make a bunch of tiny bots that have no purpose but to make screaming sounds and follow Lucifer everywhere

Cut to Mammon and MC running with their arms full of the screaming bots whilst Luci chases them

Mammon likes to try and help MC whenever they’re building a new bot by doing all the math calculations for them

He loves when MC praises how smart he is and thanks him for assisting them

“So, is there a reason you don’t give them full intelligence?”

“If I did that they’d kill everyone and then steal a rocket so they could take the moon hostage,”

“... lol ok”

Leviathan

“You build ROBOTS?!”

MC has to listen to him ramble about literally every anime he’s seen that has robots or androids or mecha bots that fight aliens for almost an hour

Levi gets a tad disappointed when he sees the bots don’t look like the badass superheros or the cute android girls from his animes

But he gets immediately excited again when MC makes a lil robot core that talks with Ruri’s voice

“MC, why does she kept talking about the mass destruction of the universe—?”

“No idea what you’re talking about,”

Satan

He hasn’t read many books on robotics but he is very interested in MC’s skills

Satan observes them as they build a bot, fascinated with their process and focus. He thinks it’s amazing MC is able to program their bots with free speech.

Until the end result

“Why won’t it shut up about going to space to eat moon rocks?!”

“Leave him alone he’s doing his best!”

Whenever he can, Satan attempts to educate MC’s bots so they’re less... well stupid.

And he fails

Asmodeus

Asmo actually doesn’t care about the bots at first

And then he’s constantly finding the abominations in his room and his bathroom literally just staring at him

“MC!! Why do your infernal robots keep watching me?!”

“They think you’re pretty,”

Well now he likes them

Asmo uses the bots as an audience for when he’s trying on a bunch of clothes he just bought, like a mini fashion show!

He assumes their beeping and garbled speech is praise

MC doesn’t tell him the bots have cameras in their eyes

Beelzebub

“Can you build a chef robot?”

“I dunno, let’s find out!”

Beel is SO HAPPY when MC makes a bot that specializes in cooking, he doesn’t even question why it has so many arms

The excitement is short lived when the bot goes crazy and destroys half the kitchen before tossing itself into that giant soup pot don’t worry the stove wasn’t on and it was empty

Beel and MC both get a very long scolding from Lucifer

He doesn’t mind though. The only chef Beel needs is his sweet human.

Belphegor

The first time he sees a robot, it’s just sitting by his face waiting for him when he wakes up from a nap, staring right at him

“WCWGJSBEHSJWWJDJDJID WHAT THE FUCK—“

He calms down once MC explains

Belphie remembers seeing the start of robot technology at some point when he used to visit the human realm so he thinks it’s cool MC is smart enough to build their own bots

Oh, and the fact they freak Lucifer out so much?

Belphie lives for it

Sometimes he likes to snatch one or two of MC’s crazy scrapped bots and hide them in Lucifer’s bedroom or his study

[justthefangirl]

A Somewhat Unpopular Opinion... Or a Good Omens Prequel Ficlet Idea

Whichever title you like, below the cut is a ficlet (and actually part of a RP a friend of mine and I are doing) wherein Crowley was Raphael, and... Well, the rest is Spoilers. So if that’s not the headcanon you like, or if you have other ideas, then give this a skip.

You’ve had the warning. On to the ramble!

Now, much of the story you know already. Of an angel and a demon, a garden. The Armageddon that Wasn't, and other things. But to know what came after you must know what happened before. So we're going back to the beginning of the Beginning.

Or rather, the End of the Beginning.

For in knowing that you will understand why the two who met at the Eastern Gate were drawn to each other. And why there was no question in their meeting, or what would come after the Armaged-Wasn't.

In those days, God was just a single parent, with many children. Children of beauty, talent, and grace. Children who, as children are want to do, get jealous when the newest ones come around. So, Lucifer, jealous of Man (the Bun in The Oven so to speak) and that the Creator would want them to house the vessel of Light, the Son in the Trinity, someday, got together with others among the Heavenly Host who agreed that having these newest additions didn't sound like a good at all. But even after sending him and all the rest down to the Pit, there was one Renegade Angel whom elicited pity, and the greatest sorrow from The All Mighty.

Raphael. Arch Angel of Healing, the Rescuer, the Shaper of Stars. As he was brought before the Almighty for the first trial he would stand, and subsequently the last trial of an Angel that Heaven would see, he looked up to the Ones who had made him.

“You know...This is really just so much overreacting, isn’t it?”

“Raphael. My Physician.” When your Parent’s voice says your name when you’re in trouble, it is always equal parts scary and comforting. It does something in the depths of your bones that makes you really want to hug them, but also very much want to find a kitchen table to crawl under. If Raphael could have done either of these things, he would have (or if kitchen tables had been invented then). As it was, his arms were bound, and he was currently being held down by Micheal, forced to kneel before his Creator.

“I mean,” Raphael said, “I love the idea of Man! HUGE fan of ‘em! Really! Great thing to make; walks on two legs, smarter than most monkeys!? Brilliant! But why do they have to suffer?”

“I have told you why, my child,” The Creator said with infinite patience. “Suffering can build strength within the soul. It can call compassion into others; compassion that can topple mountains and make rocks sing out. It can inspire others to make greater progress. It can build Faith beyond imagining.”

“But why can’t they all just start out with that!?” Raphael cried.“Why’s it gotta come after Pain and Loss, and Disaster and all the other things you’ve got in your Big Plan?” Micheal pulled at his scarlet curls and made him hiss in pain.

“Gently,” The Lord said to The Warrior. Micheal released her hand from Raphael’s hair.

Their Lord’s voice then continued, “You question things beyond your scope, Physician. That is why you must Fall.”

“Do I really?” Raphael asked. He always needed to get the last word in, even when he knew he should be biting his tongue.

But his question caused the Great I Am to pause. The pause lasted longer than the gathered Host, all spectators in this trial, thought it would, or should. Then...

“Perhaps only in part,” said the Maker. “Perhaps there can be Salvation, even now...”

It was then that They who Made the Universe reached out a hand and plucked a star from space. If you want to think it came from Raphael’s many contributions, then it did. If you want to think he recognized that star because he’d selected it and all the rest carefully, then he did.

Then, the Maker reached another hand forward, into the very core of Raphael, who could only look in fascination and fear. When that hand entered him, he cried out, not in pain, but in realization of what was to come. And as that hand pulled back out from Raphael’s chest, it took with it his Heart. The heart that loved Mankind even as the first one was incubating in the clay of the freshly made Earth. The heart that had compassion for Life, wanted to rescue it from dark corners. the heart of an Angel is something to behold, but terrifying to conceive.

The Creator took that Heart and the Star, and shaped them in the same hands that had moved planets, risen seas, and hung skies, until a new Being was formed. This wondrous moment occurred, however, simultaneously to the destruction of Raphael, whose original manifestation contorted, writhed, and wriggled in it’s bindings. Scales peppered his skin, which seared against the sanctified chains that held him. His eyes, once the color of green fields with a sunrise turned into gold, flecked with fire and blood. His pupils lengthened into long black lines, and he saw out at his now Former colleagues with disgust.

How dare you sit on your arses and watch my judgement and pain? How dare you just watch me SUFFER?! Like I’m idle Sport?! As if I wasn’t HIGHER than ALL of you just hours ago?!

He nearly called out to them, the Host of Angels watching all these things, but his voice was silenced as The Lord spoke again.

“Behold.” The Being who was once Raphael turned and looked. The Being in the Creator’s hands had hair so pale it could have been made of cloud. Wings large, perfectly white, and pale skin that had never seen the center of The Sun or the farthest reaches of Alpha Centauri. The face, gentle as a summer wind, opened its eyes to look upward at the one who made it.

“Behold,” God said again, “My new Angel. My last Angel. Aziraphale. ‘From Raphael’. For you were born of his Heart. May his Faith, Compassion, and Love make you into something glorious.”

The new Being, named Aziraphale, turned his head and saw the kneeling Demon just a few meters from him. Aziraphale’s eyes were the color of the sky, and bright as the Star that had shaped his body.

Blue eyes locked onto Gold ones for the briefest moment.

The Demon wept.

The clouds parted beneath him.

He Fell.