#Lu is buzzing 🐝

[urhoneycombwitch]

gonna take edibles for the first time in a WEEK this shit better send me to da moon. or else 😠

[silver-the-pendejo]

Why? Bee!Reader x Hyrule

Is headcanons and shit :D (Cause I cannot actually write a one-shot bout this shit)

Hyrule (LU) x Bee!Reader Crack Warnings: Reader is a bee, Hyrule loves a bee. That's all Reader is Gender Neutral Words:1171

🧚🏻‍♀️How They Met🐝

Hyrule hadn’t meant to wander so far from the camp. He’d shifted into his fairy form to quietly scout ahead, hoping to avoid attention from the monsters that they had been stalking. Being small, glowing, and winged had its perks—especially when you needed to slip past things unnoticed.

He fluttered lazily through a quiet meadow, the wind soft and warm, the sun just peeking over the trees. The air was thick with the scent of wildflowers and golden pollen. The petals shimmered with dew, and the world felt slow, gentle… peaceful.

Until it wasn’t.

Just as Hyrule dipped down to rest on the wide petals of a particularly lovely golden bloom, a voice snapped through the air like a thorny vine:

“Hey, glitter boy! That’s my flower.”

Hyrule flinched, nearly losing control of his wings. He hovered in place, blinking in confusion, until his eyes landed on the source of the voice—and there you were.

You stood firmly on the tip of a poppy, wings buzzing in irritation, arms crossed over your fuzzy thorax, antennae twitching with judgment. Your bright black and yellow form looked like sunshine with an attitude. A small satchel made of leaves and silk strands was slung across your middle, and from the sheer vibe you gave off, Hyrule immediately clocked you as someone who was going to sting him, hard.

“…Excuse me?” Hyrule said, more confused than offended.

“I said, that’s my flower,” you repeated, now zipping closer until you were hovering eye-to-eye. “This is part of my foraging route. I tagged it earlier. You’re stealing pollen.”

“I wasn’t even touching the pollen,” Hyrule huffed. “I just needed to rest my wings!”

You circled him suspiciously, eyes narrowed. “You sparkle suspiciously.”

“You sparkle more.”

“Excuse you?!”

“I didn’t know bees could talk!” “I didn’t know fairies actually existed outside bedtime stories and weird stories told by my friend”.

It was a mess of accusations and midair bickering—neither of you backing down, both buzzing louder and louder, spiraling into full dramatic mode over one flower like it was the last nectar source on earth.

Eventually, after several rounds of "you're in my territory" and “well maybe you should put up better signage,” Hyrule finally landed on a nearby mushroom and sighed.

“Look, I’m sorry,” he said, rubbing the back of his neck. “I didn’t mean to mess up your pollen run. I just thought the flower was pretty.”

You paused mid-flight. “…It is pretty,” you muttered, slowly floating down beside him. “I mean, it’s the only decent one left in this field. All the others got ruined by those big, stompy deer-things.”

“Moose?”

“I don’t know what they’re called,” you said, waving a tiny arm. “They’re just giant, clumsy jerks.”

That was the moment something shifted.

You both looked at each other—still a little irritated, but now with that awkward kind of interest that comes after two people yell at each other and realize they kinda liked it.

“…I’m Hyrule,” he offered after a beat.

You buzzed your wings gently, fluffing your scarf. “I’m Y/N.”

He smiled. “Nice to meet you, Y/N.”

You squinted. “Still mad at you for sitting on my flower.”

“Still sorry.”

“…Fine. You’re forgiven. But only because you glow.”

You ended up talking for hours after that—about flowers, weird forest creatures, and why fairies shouldn’t sparkle so much near bee territory. You showed him your satchel of rare pollens, and he let you sit in the glow of his wings when the sun started to dip low.

And from that moment on, the two of you became… well. Something.

🌼Relationship Vibes🌼

They are the epitome of tiny chaos couple. Reader is high-energy and full of buzzing commentary, and Hyrule is calm, sweet, and sparkly.

Hyrule loves how passionate they are about everything. Reader will give an impromptu speech about pollinator rights, and he just listens with a dreamy look on his face.

Reader is ✨ half an inch tall ✨ and filled with righteous rage. Hyrule is ✨ 3 inches tall ✨ and made of sparkle magic. They are perfect.

Reader flirts by offering honey and flower petals. Hyrule flirts by making them little leaf capes and glowing softly when they are near.

When Reader is upset, their wings buzz louder and faster. Hyrule just gently floats nearby, holding out a drop of nectar like “Hey… wanna talk?”

🐝 Tiny Couple Things🐝

They sleep curled up in the petals of a closed tulip. Reader lies on Hyrule’s chest, their wings buzzing softly as his fairy glow lights up their flower-bed.

Hyrule sometimes hums little melodies when they’re flying together. Reader hums back and harmonizes with their wings.

They ride the wind together for fun, using fallen leaves as gliders.

Hyrule learned how to “dance” like a bee to communicate with Reader. It’s… a little awkward. But he tries.

Reader gets jealous of butterflies because “they’re pretty and full of themselves.” Hyrule just reassures them like: “You’re the prettiest thing I’ve ever seen. And you sting.”

🍯With the Chain🍯

Reader perches on Hyrule’s shoulder when he’s full-sized. They’ll tug on his hair when their needs his attention or whisper sass into his ear like a shoulder demon.

Wild is obsessed with their honey. They now has a full-time job protecting their stash from that man.

Time keeps nearly stepping on them. Hyrule has to physically stop them from throwing pollen bombs at his boots.

Twilight is afraid to swat any insect now. Reader once yelled at him for killing a fly. “That could’ve been my cousin, you monster!”

Wind thinks their’s the coolest bug he’s ever seen and wants them to teach him how to “fly like a bee.”

Legend is just… over it. “If that bee calls me ‘buzz kill’ one more time—”

Warriors treats them like royalty. He sets out tiny tea cups of nectar like he’s serving a queen. If Reader raises a wing dramatically and demands “proper service,” he absolutely plays along.

Four is obsessed in a scientist kind of way. He’s built them tools, gadgets, even a flower-sized glider. They race often when he is on his minish form (Reader always wins), and they won’t let him forget it.

Sky once offered Reader a flower once, and now they're best friends forever—he didn’t know that was a binding bee contract.

💖Affection & Comfort💖

Reader often lands on Hyrule’s nose or cheek and nuzzles him gently. He goes red every time.

They’ll give him little “bee kisses” by pressing their head gently against his. It’s their version of a forehead kiss.

Hyrule builds them a little wooden swing out of bark and thread and hangs it on his belt so they has a place to chill when he's traveling.

Reader acts all tough, but when they are scared (like in storms or strong winds), they hides in his clothes and curls up close to his chest.

Hyrule always keeps a flower in his pocket for them. They says it’s romantic, but mostly they are just hungry.

Ima go check the poll an see what's next :D pspspspsppss @chopistuff look what i got Inbox open as always

LU Masterlist

[rotteneldritchhorror]

Sometimes I go a lil overboard—

In order:

Nepeta Leijon headcanons

[ID I guess?: “Gender(s): Nonbinary, transneu, clutterthing, killercatic, gnawstimmic, sillything, genderfluid, girlboything, galesensic, cutecritter/crittercute, catpawic, catgender, autieuria, genderhoarder, autithing, huntix, genderqueer, euphorica, lexicatic, catpunlexic, ᓚᘏᗢgender, :3gender, >:3gender

Pronouns: She/he/they/it/mew/paw/stim/nom/meow/:33/🦷/🧶/🐾/🫙/🫖/🏹/💌/♠️/♣️/♥️/♦️

Disorders/disabilities: Autism, anxiety, PTSD, chronic pain, Tourettes syndrome, epilepsy.” End ID]

Mituna Captor headcanons

[ID: “Gender(s): Transneu, nonbinary, alexigender, genderfluid, autigender, tourettesgender, nolsgender, electrodybstimmic, nemuic, gibberishstimmic, stimmyslimic, repeatstimmic, anxicomfic, brainfogtix, autiviamasc, unretentic, customaidartic

Pronouns: He/she/they/it/ix/xe/stim/tic/slime/gib/ze/ahh/buzz/pup/hype/🧠/⚡️/🐝/🍯/🧃/🖍️/⚠️/

Disorders/disabilities: Autism, ADHD, PTSD, brain damage, psychosis, anxiety, Tourettes, schizotypal personality disorder, dependant personality disorder, visual impairment, auditory processing disorder, hearing impairment, panic disorder, amnesia, PICA, vitiligo, chronic fatigue syndrome, chronic pain, dyspraxia, dyslexia, speech impediment, BPD” End ID]

Psiioniic headcanons

[ID: “Gender(s): Transneu, nonbinary, genderqueer, alexigender, genderfluid, autigender, brainfogtix, unretentic, ADHDgender, sadicutesy, cyberfairy

Pronouns: He/they/it/ze/ix/fog

Disorders/disabilities: Autism, ADHD, C-PTSD, brain damage, anxiety, Tourettes, schizotypal personality disorder, visual impairment, auditory processing disorder, hearing impairment, panic disorder, vitiligo, chronic fatigue syndrome, chronic pain, dyspraxia, dyslexia, speech impediment, schizoaffective disorder (bipolar type)” End ID]

Butters Stotch headcanons

[ID: “Gender(s): Nonbinary, genderqueer, transfemme, demigirl, genderfae, bungender, traumabungender, sanriogender, hellokittygender, autigender, luvlexic, bunfrilled, cutefrilled, buncreation, caelesiyn, hémange, cutebodiment, softbodiment, qplovée, hellokittaidic

Pronouns: She/they/he/bun/soft/lu/🌧️/🫧/🪻/🌸/🌈/☀️/🩰/🧼/🎀/🌀

Disorders/disabilities: Autism, C-PTSD, PTSD, night terrors, dissociative amnesia, dependent personality disorder, delusional disorder, complete blindness in his left eye, Alice in Wonderland syndrome” End ID]

OC shit part one (Daeyon Madoth)

[ID: “Gender(s): Transfemme, nonbinary, ghostgender, oddthing, voidlikebeing, saintancient, beauroseic, holylovia, princglassheartic, feminineancient, ghostwife, nunribbon, nunlexic, saintlexic, nunfrilled, ladylexic, ladyfrilled, alderdoll, cannigirl, rubangel, déchudressé, angerobe, dollgirl, ladysewpée, fraisitôme, laceldritchity, lacegirl, divinelace, rosethornic, angellace, crucifingelic, angelimorvid, creepthedric, holycannibal, desideriumic, angelhealic, darlinglexic, victorianghostic, albengeness, BJdollgoth, nunmonsthingic, gurolocuteic, angelmortuic, angelacedollic, coffinrot, omindoll

Pronouns: She/they/it/xe/frill/lace/doll/sai/odd/gho/nun/cross/cru

Disorders/disabilities: Autism, anxiety, PTSD, blindness in right eye, OCD, psychosis, poliosis, vitiligo” End ID]

Mangle headcanons

[ID: “Gender: Genderfluid, genderqueer, nonbinary, apacute, cutechimeric, xenogender, xenogenderfluid, vulpinegender, amourdeathia, luxteneic, girlboyfrilled, girlboything, dencomfic, genderyes, dogchewic, confettigender, pupgender, vocaloidpupgender, bonesoundic, cutegender, kawaiimetalic, gnawstimmic, ♡gender, 🎟️emojic, cutegender, cutecreature, horrostalgic, sorrothing, nytheriune, ribbcuteic, hypergender, ribbonfrilled, pinkshirofoxic, girlboyfreak, fairytypic, radiostar, dulcreepic, sweetvocaloid, cutething, foxtailstimmic, kidbraclic, strawcherric

Pronouns: She/he/they/it/xe/lobe/brain/fun/chew/gnaw/nom/stati/fuzz/bzz/🎟️/🧠

Disabilities/disorders: Autism, ADHD, BPD, psychosis, schizophrenia, partially blind, PTSD, a slight limp” End ID]

Marionette/Charlie Emily headcanons

[ID: “Gender: Puppetboy, puppetgirl, puppetgothic, adjagirl, creepfrilled, boygirlthing, bigender, libramasc, librafemme, autinfection, darkaveil, sorrothing, holdcomfortic, anxionette, phantasiyn, ghostgender, ghostix, mortugender, girlboyfreak, plushcutorgic, musihomeic, mariongirl, marionboy, naturmusic

Pronouns: She/he/it/they/xe/noir/pierr/mari/strings/frill/🃏/♠️/🗝️/🩹/🎼/🎭/🌧️/🌑/🦷/

Disabilities/disorders: Autism, PTSD, panic disorder, anxiety, depression, paranoid personality disorder, schizoid personality disorder, ASPD, BPD” End ID]

Kenny McCormick headcanons

[ID: “Gender(s): Genderfluid, girlboything, princessgender, princessboy, genderfuck, genderpunk, genderqueer, ADHDgender, hypererotigender, transfemme, veriange, scarredangel, genderwinged, wingedthing, etherealbeing, ꒰ঌ☆໒꒱gender

Pronouns: He/she/they/it/xe/ze/angel (but fine with any/all)

Disorders/disabilities: Autism, ADHD, bipolar, C-PTSD, borderline personality disorder, combined generalised and focal photosensitive epilepsy” End ID]

OC shit part two (Faenez Cybive)

[ID: “Gender(s): Girlflux, transfemmeneu, cybertransfemme, cyberfairy, playniteix, fairysoftware, clickclackboardic, gxrlthing, girlrevived, dreadrhopalic, headphojoyic, miswingic, lowpolygender, high-empathix, neonwinged, doomfated, xenohoardcopeic, genderpatched, girlpatched, whitelilyic, digisquidic, fairysoftware, junkvoidgender, techrobai, techrobaibodiment, venturcitydigic

Pronouns: She/zhe/shx/it/ix/xe/ze/ve/cyb/fae/disc/ice/web/robo/bot/CD/www./net/click/clack/cur/key/digi/vir/virus/⏻/❤️‍🔥/🩵/☣️/🌐/🌀/🎶/🪩/🩻/🧬/⛓️/💎/💿/🛸/🎧/🎼/🧊/🪼/🫐/❄️/🫧/🪽/🦋/👤/🫂/🦷/🫁/⌨️” End ID]

Bobby Worst headcanons

[ID: “Gender(s): Nonbinary, genderqueer, genderfuck, genderpunk, xenogender, evilgender, malulovegender, antagogender, villainaesic, villaithing, chaoticevilgender, villaingender, evilhoard, oddthing, lovefreak, bloodcovic, bombatomic, toxicgasic, ☣️emojic, 🛢️emojic, ⛓️emojic, 🧪emojic, ❤️‍🔥emojic, 🦝🗑️emojic, peacockmasc, sairuine

Pronouns: He/it/she/fuck/evil/vile/thorn/chaos/tox/bomb/freak/blood/devil/☣️/❤️‍🔥/🗑️/🛒/🧪/🦠/🩻/🚬/💣/⛓️/🛢️/🫙/💥/🔥/☄️/🪲/🪰/🪳/🦇/🫀/🦷/🫁/🎸

Disorders/disabilities: Autism, ADHD, anxiety, C-PTSD, histrionic personality disorder, BPD” End ID]

[urhoneycombwitch]

happy autism awareness day!!! today I remember the time a male psychiatrist told me during a first assessment that I actually don’t have autism because, quote, “You don’t act like Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory.” so

[urhoneycombwitch]

Not even gonna hold your hand when I say this. Eddie would fucking despise and abhor and HATE AI.

[urhoneycombwitch]

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[urhoneycombwitch]

whoever said Contrapoints’ YouTube video essay on Twilight is required watching for smut writers… yeah. shoutout.

[urhoneycombwitch]

two ER visits in two months this flu season is really stickin 😭😭

[urhoneycombwitch]

finished my last exam of finals week!! immediately burst into tears lmao

[urhoneycombwitch]

do u guys still want Christmas fics if they’re late 😬😬😬

[urhoneycombwitch]

finals week is over. brag warning. 4 classes straight As this semester. thank youuuu 🙇‍♀️

[urhoneycombwitch]

hi my loves after my finals next week im gonna open my anon/inbox back up I’ve missed you all so much and can’t wait to have space in my brain for writing!! maybe!! fingers crossed!! 🤞😊💓💓💓💓💓

[urhoneycombwitch]

what was everyone’s fave Barbie movie in the 2000s… mine was the Rapunzel one

[urhoneycombwitch]

heartbreaking news about that Eddie ring I bought at the thrift shop a few months back… been wearing it religiously and just noticed this morning the little black stone has FALLEN OUT

actually so sad about this I was wearing it so often. I guess the stone was just set with some cheap glue which is so lame!!!!

[urhoneycombwitch]

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who else hasn’t jacked off since the election results lmao

[urhoneycombwitch]

managed to write 2k more of pure (unholy) smut for the roommates before our power went out 🥳🥳🥳