#not even including obscure South Park characters lol

[rotteneldritchhorror]

Sometimes I go a lil overboard—

In order:

Nepeta Leijon headcanons

[ID I guess?: “Gender(s): Nonbinary, transneu, clutterthing, killercatic, gnawstimmic, sillything, genderfluid, girlboything, galesensic, cutecritter/crittercute, catpawic, catgender, autieuria, genderhoarder, autithing, huntix, genderqueer, euphorica, lexicatic, catpunlexic, ᓚᘏᗢgender, :3gender, >:3gender

Pronouns: She/he/they/it/mew/paw/stim/nom/meow/:33/🦷/🧶/����/🫙/🫖/🏹/💌/♠️/♣️/♥️/♦️

Disorders/disabilities: Autism, anxiety, PTSD, chronic pain, Tourettes syndrome, epilepsy.” End ID]

Mituna Captor headcanons

[ID: “Gender(s): Transneu, nonbinary, alexigender, genderfluid, autigender, tourettesgender, nolsgender, electrodybstimmic, nemuic, gibberishstimmic, stimmyslimic, repeatstimmic, anxicomfic, brainfogtix, autiviamasc, unretentic, customaidartic

Pronouns: He/she/they/it/ix/xe/stim/tic/slime/gib/ze/ahh/buzz/pup/hype/🧠/⚡️/🐝/🍯/🧃/🖍️/⚠️/

Disorders/disabilities: Autism, ADHD, PTSD, brain damage, psychosis, anxiety, Tourettes, schizotypal personality disorder, dependant personality disorder, visual impairment, auditory processing disorder, hearing impairment, panic disorder, amnesia, PICA, vitiligo, chronic fatigue syndrome, chronic pain, dyspraxia, dyslexia, speech impediment, BPD” End ID]

Psiioniic headcanons

[ID: “Gender(s): Transneu, nonbinary, genderqueer, alexigender, genderfluid, autigender, brainfogtix, unretentic, ADHDgender, sadicutesy, cyberfairy

Pronouns: He/they/it/ze/ix/fog

Disorders/disabilities: Autism, ADHD, C-PTSD, brain damage, anxiety, Tourettes, schizotypal personality disorder, visual impairment, auditory processing disorder, hearing impairment, panic disorder, vitiligo, chronic fatigue syndrome, chronic pain, dyspraxia, dyslexia, speech impediment, schizoaffective disorder (bipolar type)” End ID]

Butters Stotch headcanons

[ID: “Gender(s): Nonbinary, genderqueer, transfemme, demigirl, genderfae, bungender, traumabungender, sanriogender, hellokittygender, autigender, luvlexic, bunfrilled, cutefrilled, buncreation, caelesiyn, hémange, cutebodiment, softbodiment, qplovée, hellokittaidic

Pronouns: She/they/he/bun/soft/lu/🌧️/🫧/🪻/🌸/🌈/☀️/🩰/🧼/🎀/🌀

Disorders/disabilities: Autism, C-PTSD, PTSD, night terrors, dissociative amnesia, dependent personality disorder, delusional disorder, complete blindness in his left eye, Alice in Wonderland syndrome” End ID]

OC shit part one (Daeyon Madoth)

[ID: “Gender(s): Transfemme, nonbinary, ghostgender, oddthing, voidlikebeing, saintancient, beauroseic, holylovia, princglassheartic, feminineancient, ghostwife, nunribbon, nunlexic, saintlexic, nunfrilled, ladylexic, ladyfrilled, alderdoll, cannigirl, rubangel, déchudressé, angerobe, dollgirl, ladysewpée, fraisitôme, laceldritchity, lacegirl, divinelace, rosethornic, angellace, crucifingelic, angelimorvid, creepthedric, holycannibal, desideriumic, angelhealic, darlinglexic, victorianghostic, albengeness, BJdollgoth, nunmonsthingic, gurolocuteic, angelmortuic, angelacedollic, coffinrot, omindoll

Pronouns: She/they/it/xe/frill/lace/doll/sai/odd/gho/nun/cross/cru

Disorders/disabilities: Autism, anxiety, PTSD, blindness in right eye, OCD, psychosis, poliosis, vitiligo” End ID]

Mangle headcanons

[ID: “Gender: Genderfluid, genderqueer, nonbinary, apacute, cutechimeric, xenogender, xenogenderfluid, vulpinegender, amourdeathia, luxteneic, girlboyfrilled, girlboything, dencomfic, genderyes, dogchewic, confettigender, pupgender, vocaloidpupgender, bonesoundic, cutegender, kawaiimetalic, gnawstimmic, ♡gender, ���️emojic, cutegender, cutecreature, horrostalgic, sorrothing, nytheriune, ribbcuteic, hypergender, ribbonfrilled, pinkshirofoxic, girlboyfreak, fairytypic, radiostar, dulcreepic, sweetvocaloid, cutething, foxtailstimmic, kidbraclic, strawcherric

Pronouns: She/he/they/it/xe/lobe/brain/fun/chew/gnaw/nom/stati/fuzz/bzz/🎟️/🧠

Disabilities/disorders: Autism, ADHD, BPD, psychosis, schizophrenia, partially blind, PTSD, a slight limp” End ID]

Marionette/Charlie Emily headcanons

[ID: “Gender: Puppetboy, puppetgirl, puppetgothic, adjagirl, creepfrilled, boygirlthing, bigender, libramasc, librafemme, autinfection, darkaveil, sorrothing, holdcomfortic, anxionette, phantasiyn, ghostgender, ghostix, mortugender, girlboyfreak, plushcutorgic, musihomeic, mariongirl, marionboy, naturmusic

Pronouns: She/he/it/they/xe/noir/pierr/mari/strings/frill/🃏/♠️/🗝️/🩹/🎼/🎭/🌧️/🌑/🦷/

Disabilities/disorders: Autism, PTSD, panic disorder, anxiety, depression, paranoid personality disorder, schizoid personality disorder, ASPD, BPD” End ID]

Kenny McCormick headcanons

[ID: “Gender(s): Genderfluid, girlboything, princessgender, princessboy, genderfuck, genderpunk, genderqueer, ADHDgender, hypererotigender, transfemme, veriange, scarredangel, genderwinged, wingedthing, etherealbeing, ꒰ঌ☆໒꒱gender

Pronouns: He/she/they/it/xe/ze/angel (but fine with any/all)

Disorders/disabilities: Autism, ADHD, bipolar, C-PTSD, borderline personality disorder, combined generalised and focal photosensitive epilepsy” End ID]

OC shit part two (Faenez Cybive)

[ID: “Gender(s): Girlflux, transfemmeneu, cybertransfemme, cyberfairy, playniteix, fairysoftware, clickclackboardic, gxrlthing, girlrevived, dreadrhopalic, headphojoyic, miswingic, lowpolygender, high-empathix, neonwinged, doomfated, xenohoardcopeic, genderpatched, girlpatched, whitelilyic, digisquidic, fairysoftware, junkvoidgender, techrobai, techrobaibodiment, venturcitydigic

Pronouns: She/zhe/shx/it/ix/xe/ze/ve/cyb/fae/disc/ice/web/robo/bot/CD/www./net/click/clack/cur/key/digi/vir/virus/⏻/❤️‍🔥/🩵/☣️/🌐/🌀/🎶/🪩/🩻/🧬/⛓️/💎/💿/🛸/🎧/🎼/🧊/🪼/🫐/❄️/🫧/🪽/🦋/👤/🫂/🦷/🫁/⌨️” End ID]

Bobby Worst headcanons

[ID: “Gender(s): Nonbinary, genderqueer, genderfuck, genderpunk, xenogender, evilgender, malulovegender, antagogender, villainaesic, villaithing, chaoticevilgender, villaingender, evilhoard, oddthing, lovefreak, bloodcovic, bombatomic, toxicgasic, ☣️emojic, 🛢️emojic, ⛓️emojic, 🧪emojic, ❤️‍🔥emojic, 🦝🗑️emojic, peacockmasc, sairuine

Pronouns: He/it/she/fuck/evil/vile/thorn/chaos/tox/bomb/freak/blood/devil/☣️/❤️‍🔥/🗑️/🛒/🧪/🦠/🩻/🚬/💣/⛓️/🛢️/🫙/💥/🔥/☄️/🪲/🪰/🪳/🦇/🫀/🦷/🫁/🎸

Disorders/disabilities: Autism, ADHD, anxiety, C-PTSD, histrionic personality disorder, BPD” End ID]

[sparkles-and-trash]

My fav 3 versions/interpretations of South Park characters thing!

I’m so sorry this took much longer than anticipated, I was gonna do it Friday but then I had a panic attack for the first time in forever because my CFS have been real bad lately and I was in such bad shape my BFF had to come and smack me back to life, and Sunday was suddenly full on breakdown day, a bad BPD episode and yeah, it was rough, but today I’m doing better and I realize nobody really cares about my personal issues lol but I just have a need to excuse myself here and I realize that’s kinda dumb but here we are ANYWAYS I hope these are okay, and that these are in no way the RIGHT interpretations, just my personal favorites! 

Kyle:

suggested by the wonderful  @otherluces <3

#1 

I’m not gonna lie, I love nerdy, preppy Kyle. Sweater-vests, collard shirts, doesn’t realize how attractive he is Kyle, oblivious to people having crushes on him Kyle, set on Harvard to become a lawyer and fight for justice and argue for a living, yanno? 

#2 

I also really like the more dorky and nerdy Kyle, where he has really niché interests that he gets totally invested in and talks about 24/7, loves reading and studying, but not just to get good results, but because he genuinly enjoys it.

#3

The last version I can think of with him, is the tall, lanky and kinda hard to read Kyle. He keeps a lot of his feelings to himself, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have them. He plays basketball, he’s good at it too, and while he does well in school and everyone expects him to go into law, he has some totally different dream he keeps to himself for now. He kinda perks up a bit when in smaller crowds, esp with his cloest friends, but he still carries a lot of secrets that some time needs to come out.

Tweek:

suggested by my new fren  @soft-craig-and-tweek ^^

I like Tweek in so many ways these were hard to pick, but I’mma try to narrow it down a bit and not go totally off haha

#1

I actually quite enjoy the jagged, tired Tweek, the one who with help from friends and family manage to get off the meth his parents feed him secretly, but who still struggle with withdrawal, dark bags under his eyes, kinda pale and with sharp features, but he’s still a sweet and kind boy, a boy who wants to make the right choices and change the world to a better place, but who still has a darkness he carries, and the fact that he never gives up that fight is what makes him so special 

#2

and okay I have to be honest, I do love myself some sunshine boy Tweek. This Tweek still has issues, he is maybe even more anxious than the last one, but he’s also just as vibrant and energetic as he is anxious! He is an artist, he paints with bright colors, he composes beautiful, hopeful melodies, he feels everything so much,  and he is a contagious and exciting person to be around. Cannot dress for the life of him. So much mis-match and odd outfits, but it kinda works? 

#3

The last one I’m gonna mention for this wonderful boy, is the more alternative Tweek. He writes obscure poetry, he watches too many conspiracy theory videos on youtube, he draws the monsters in his mind, and he writes the scariest, most hauntingly beautiful stories on the internet, and people online love him. He has no idea how to deal with being popular in that sense, because irl he is the type to not belong to a certain friend group, but he does go along well with most people on a surface level. Dark circles, shaky hands, crooked and cute smiles, baggy t-shirts and ripped jeans. When he first opens up to someone, he really, really does, and he will always support and be there for you. If you deserve it, that is. 

Nichole: 

also suggested by  @soft-craig-and-tweek <3 

#1

I love nerdy Nichole who isn’t afraid to show it! Maybe she’s a streamer or youtube gamer even, I can def see her writing fanfiction, and being hella good at it too! Makes quite a name for herself online, and hangs out with the boys a lot irl, has game nights with the boys from Board Girls (even Cartman sometimes), is funny in a sarcastic way, but never mean. 

#2

Popular girl Nichole is also a favorite for me, but not in the “classical” sense. I imagine her to be a sporty, maybe on both the basket and volleyball team, captain for the basket one, she’s a born leader, she’s kind and fair, but can also be strict, and people always trust her to be honest and true.  

#3

Artsy Nichole!! I imagine her in bright yellow dresses and with her hair flowing and free, with flowers in her hair, freckles on her face, a big, genuine smile, a loud laughter that is so contagious, she loves spending time with Jimmy because they have a very similar humor, and she’s a theater kid, she sings like an angel and can act, oh boy can she act, she can make anyone laugh or cry in just a blink of an eye, she’s just a human sun-ray and I love her a lot 

Butters: 

suggested by @kinguidamundo, thank you so much!! 

#1

I love edgy Butters soooo much??? Like, he’s still a kind and bright boy, but he can also stand up for himself a lot more, he likes fashion a lot, he gets tattoos and piercings, he explores tons of ways to express himself, he’s a yes-dude, he goes out on dates a lot, but isn’t ready for a “real” relationship yet, but he enjoys meeting people and testing out himself around different types of people! Also he is a bi icon change my mind jk u can’t 

#2

I have a weak spot for the kind of soft and timid looking Butters too, who wears pastel colors and have big, innocent eyes, he is genuine and kind, but he carries something darker inside, something he isn’t sure how to deal with, something that scares him, but in reality it’s just normal feelings, anger, resentment and fear, but he’s lived his life ignoring them so much they catch him off guard at times. He learns to live with them slowly, and he does so with lots of help and patience from friends and loved ones. 

#3

Okay, last one, totally self-indulging here, but yeah, happy sunflower boy is also a big favorite. He is more confident than the previous version, but in a gullible way if that makes any sense? He believes the best in people, and if he is proven wrong, he’s willing to try to help them become better people, if they want to or not! This is honestly the version I love most with Stan, Butters being the ray of sunshine in Stan’s life and Stan being the realism to keep Butters grounded and them both supporting each other so much? Fuck yeah that’s the good stuff. 

Clyde:

suggested by @horrorpumpkin, ty sm friend! <3 

#1

Himbo Clyde!!! Jock dude who genuinely loves sports, he’s a team player, and while he might not be super intellectual, he is very socially smart, he is kind and empathic, he is funny and likable, he always tries his best to make everyone feel included, and while he loves chicks a lot, and is a sexual dude, he does it with nothing but respect and admiration for the ladies! 

#2

Bisexual disaster Clydeeee <3 obv being bi isn’t a personality trait, but he is very open about it, he wants to be confident and good at flirting, but goddamn is he a MESS! He’s also a huge supporter of every single relationship his friends is in, he loves love, in all shapes and forms, he is emotional and kind and awkward in an endearing way. 

#3

Can’t leave out crybaby Clyde, can we now? He’s a bit of an awkward bean as well, but he owns it a bit more. He is kinda like a puppy, a cute, excitable and emotional puppy who loves his friends, video games and lazy movie nights, kinda chubby, he loves baking and does it a lot with Tweek, he is also a huge nerd for Harry Potter and totally geek out over it with Kyle and Nichole sdhlksgdhl

Kenny: 

suggested by anon! 

#1

First up I guess I should put my high school AU Kenny. I know it’s controversial, but I imagine this Kenny to be more on the quiet side, but not really in a shy way. He’s just a bit of an observer who doesn’t speak unless he really sees fit, and while he still has his crude humor and is kinda rumored to be sleeping around a lot, he actually struggle with intimacy issues. He never imagined them to include sexual stuff, but turns out they do, and balancing being sexually open and curious and having these issues ain’t easy on the boy, let me tell you that. 

#2

This one is kinda heavily inspired by Luces, but I love him as kind and loyal, but also a bit more chatty and charming, but not for his own gain. He wants others to feel good about themselves, in social settings, his friends, during sexy times, he is selfless and good, but he is also living for the moment, he is a likable and wonderful guy, but he does still only REALLY open up emotionally to people he really trusts. Not traditionally attractive, but interesting looking in a way. Lots of freckles, bit of buck teeth with a big gap between his front teeth, messy kinda curly hair, long straight nose. Always wears baggy hoodies and worn out jeans, shrugs and gives that lopsided smile when people ask him about anything personal.

#3

Mysterious Kennyyyy. You think you know him, everyone does, but in reality, very few have seen the real him. He likes people, and he likes to help them, he’s always down to listen to people’s problems and help them, he wants to inspire kids like himself to never give up and think there’s only one path for them, because he knows there is not. Volunteers at the animal shelter with Stan, works part time at Tweek Bro’s and is good buddies with Tweek. Had a early sexual debut, slept around a bit and got his heart broken unexpectedly when he was a Freshman, so there are some walls there now, but he ain’t usually one to turn down someone who’s up for it and whom with he has good chemistry either.