#LostIdeas

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Calum/Ashton (3) Masterlist

part one, part two

Chevy Malibu (ao3) - Lostideas M, 4k

Summary: Ashton’s name pops up from the top of his screen, a whatsapp message reading ‘outside’. Calum gets up, walks to his windows and peeks through the curtains. He can see Ashton’s chevy a bit further down the street, headlights turned off.

Calum carries his docs in his left hand as he sneaks out of his room.

or; Ashton picks Calum up in his car late at night sometimes. They scream into the void and love each other.

Feels like Coming Home (ao3) - ismaki T, 56k

Summary: All Calum wants is to finish school and get away from his small town. He works hard to seem happy, to be respected and popular at school, to be diffrent, something more. To be someone. All Ashton wants is to get noticed by the boy with the easy smile but guarded eyes. All Michael wants is to escape, to take another hit, another drink, use another body. To feel something. And Luke? Luke just wants everyone to be happy.

for real - @sup3rbloom (haveufoundwhaturlookingfor) Calum/Ashton, brief Calum/OMC T, 4k

Summary: Michael keeps trying to set Calum up on blind dates, and one day Calum accidentally slips and says he has a boyfriend when he doesn’t, so Ashton offers to be his fake boyfriend. It works, until Calum messes things up.

In the Dark of This Place, There's the Glow of Your Face (ao3) - orphan_account T, 4k

Summary: Ashton is a hungry light-sleeper. Calum is a home-invading, dog-loving drunken surprise in his backyard.

i only wanna talk to you (ao3) - calumshoods E, 47k

Summary: “This is us, Calum. This is our story, from beginning to now, all of my favorite moments. The ups and the downs. The good and the bad. Mostly the good, though, because there’s hardly ever a bad moment with you. I mean, yeah, you fart a lot and it smells, but I’ve gotten used to that.” He pauses to giggle at his own joke again, a sweet, high-pitched sound that make Calum’s heart flutter.

or ashton leaves to work on his documentary and leaves calum recordings of his favorite memories with him

it's obvious i just can't get enough of you (ao3) - nationalnobody E, 8k

Summary: It’s 6PM and Calum is angry. Calum isn’t an angry guy but there is only so much Michael Clifford Bullshit ™ that one human being can physically take. Being the super cool-headed and level guy he is, he heads to the gym to wind down and relax. Everything is going peachy until a fucking sex deity with curly hair has to bend over across the room and destroy any shred of cool in his body.

I turned my good side in (ao3) - CliffordAffliction E, 3k

Summary: Calum's dreams come true when Ashton fucks him at a party

‘I wasn’t expecting that’ (ao3) - Forbiddenmichael Calum/Ashton G, 10k

Summary: On his sixteenth birthday, Ashton gets his soul mate tattoo, and it’s everything he hoped for. Even is his soul mate does sound a little bit sarcastic and snarky. A few months later, on the other side of Australia, Calum woke up on his sixteenth birthday with his soul mate tattoo. And needless to say, it’s everything he hoped it wasn’t. 'What colour even are your eyes?’ 'Wait, you’re a boy? You’re meant to be a girl.’

or when Calum and Ashton have waited for there soul mate tattoos for so long and what they get isn’t what either of them expected. they aren’t what each other expected either…

Like it's your birthday (ao3) - BrokenTailLights N/R, 3k

Summary: Calum's nearly 20, and Ashton is starting to realise a few things

Not A One-Night Kinda Guy (ao3) - pitypartyof1 M, 1k

Summary: Ashton goes to the bars to drink and dance.

one year six weeks (ao3) - orphan_account T, 9k

Summary: “If Calum was honest with himself, he wasn’t sure what he was doing here. All he knew was that a year and six weeks was a long time to be without your heart. He knew that it had been a year and six weeks since he walked out of this apartment for the last time. He knew that, no matter how hard he had tried he couldn’t for the life of him forget.”

OR; Calum goes back to Ashton after a year’s time of trying to forget everything about him. What started as an innocent visit to quench the longing in his heart, ended with heartbreak and tears, again.

pretty sure that we're half way there (ao3) - irwah E, 11k

Summary: “Cobain, eh? Good, I like your taste.” He looks up to see the stranger beaming down at him, face slightly flushed from the alcohol and also from the two boys’ proximity. “I’m Ashton,” he says, a smile gracing his lips as he reaches for two more plastic cups and fills them for him and the stranger.

He waits for the boy to return the gesture and tell him his name but he’s silent, and when Ashton turns to him and hands him the cup of beer, the boy is smirking at him and whispers tauntingly “I’m…Trouble.”

Or: the end up here song fic that no-one asked for

Put Your Arms Around Me Baby, And Squeeze (ao3) - senioritastyles G, 1k

Summary: "Are you sure, Ash?" Calum asks for what sounds like the millionth time that night.

Ashton sighs deeply, rolling his eyes from his bundled up position on the sofa, the flashing TV casting shadows across his face. "Cal, I'm sure. I told you, I'm not feeling so great and I don't wanna go and then have to leave an hour later because I'm sick. I'll be fine, just go and have fun."

Calum's mouth twists into an expression of slight distress but he sighs back and nods. "Alright, but if you need anything just call me and I'll be back in no time."

Or: Calum is drunk and he misses Ashton.

Reasons I Love You (ao3) - felixandtae calum/ashton N/R, 4k

Summary: #keepcuttingashtonyouretrash trends again as the KCA voting starts and Calum hates seeing his boyfriend so depressed over it, so he makes sure Ashton has the best night ever.

red line (who am i?) (ao3) - sunshineash T, 1k

Summary: Ashton Irwin rides the Red Line to escape his thoughts.

Calum Hood finds him.

take my hand (ao3) - dioramas (nuages) T, 4k

Summary: when calum nods, painfully slow and almost angry with his own self as if he didn't mean to, he knows it's laced with alcohol too, and he feels defeated and like a champion all at once.

the fallout (ao3) - sunshineash T, 27k

Summary: The second Ashton saw the gun being pulled from the inside of a trench coat, he tried to run and tackle the kid to the ground, but it’d been too late. He was staring down the barrel of an unforgiving assault rifle and bullets were spiraling towards him before he even had the chance to scream for it to just stop. He remembers them tearing though his flesh, such unbelievable agony making a throat-ripping scream tear from his lips. He remembers the blood seeping through his shirt as he fell to the ground and feeling guilty because ‘fuck, this is Calum’s shirt. He’ll kill me for ruining it.’ But, then, the thought set in that Calum couldn’t kill him for it, because he’d already be dead. or — calum takes care of ashton after he’s been in a shooting.

The Rhythm Was All I Needed To Hear (ao3) - orphan_account calum/ashton E, 13k

Summary: “Ashton Irwin was a problem. To say him and Calum didn’t get along was an understatement. Calum would grumble and grow sour every time he saw Ashton or whenever his name was mentioned. He couldn’t stand the guy.”

or

Calum is on a summer program in a highly respected music school and he’s over the moon. He’s not over the moon he met Ashton in the process.

This Was Unforeseeable, Aching To Be Near You (ao3) - reversecow E, 15k

Summary: The night of Calum's 23rd birthday, he accidentally tells Ashton more than he ever planned to about his feelings. Ashton looks back at the last eight years and does some soul searching.

When You Say Jump, I Ask How High (ao3) - orphan_account T, 5k

Summary: An end of tour party ends with Calum getting a tattoo while way too drunk and now he has to face the consequences........and the boy who inspired it.

[willma-birth]

Did you ever had an idea and it was perfect, amazing, magical 🌈🌟👍✨🤑✊🎉🌸👸💃... But you didn't write it down and it got lost? How many of these ideas are lost? I can tell you, sometimes I could count a few lost ideas in a day! 😱🤣🤪 And it's ok. Even though every now and then I would do anything to remember 😁and sometimes I do 🏆💪 #willmafied #ideas #lostideas #remember #writeitdown #forgotten #comeback #win https://www.instagram.com/p/B8wkQCrFcFN/?igshid=h9ywqluf9ghz

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Me pregunto si en algún lado estarán viviendo todos los personajes que uno creo ? Y que ocurrirá con los que se quedaron a medias ? #ThinkAndDraw #LostIdeas #Shortoon

[ondasdalua]

@jadeseba

[lumber]

From the #LostIdeas Dept.- Look who came #BackFromTheDead!!! 👀 2004/2005's #BoomBox Boy & the #FlipPhone Kid (#Calarts #Era) made an appearance in my new #2017 #Sketchbook! 💥This #DynamicDuo will also make a special #Cameo in my first #Funky Fresh #GraphicNovel/#ChildrensBook ⚡"#QuazarQat: Tails in the Public Domainsion!"🌌 in collaboration with #Writer #GustavoAlbertoGarciaVaca! #JeauxJanovsky #TumblrToons #MyArt #Art #ArtWork #Artist #Ink #Markers #InstaArt #InstaArtist #CatsOfInstagram #CelPhone #Stereo #Music

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Cashton Smut Masterlist

Chevy Malibu (ao3) - Lostideas M, 4k

Summary: Ashton’s name pops up from the top of his screen, a whatsapp message reading ‘outside’. Calum gets up, walks to his windows and peeks through the curtains. He can see Ashton’s chevy a bit further down the street, headlights turned off.

Calum carries his docs in his left hand as he sneaks out of his room.

or; Ashton picks Calum up in his car late at night sometimes. They scream into the void and love each other.

chips of glass (ao3) - asymmetric E, 40k

Summary: A month before 5 Seconds of Summer’s first gig, Calum puts up an ad on craigslist.

Ashton is the one who answers.

close enough to you (ao3) - irwah E, 5k

Summary: “But can’t we, like, just for tonight?”

Calum eyes Ashton warily, realising just how many drinks he must have had. It’s so unlike the boy to go against his own words, his own morals.

“I just, I really want you, Cal.”

Coy Fish - @daydadahlias​ (cornflowerblue (daydadahlias)) E, 19k

Summary: “Please don’t fuck our yoga instructor.” Michael massages his forehead, eyes squinting shut. “We’ll lose our discount.”

But that certainly won’t keep Calum from trying.

Dancing With The Radio Off (ao3) - fourdrunksluts E, 24k

Summary: After a particularly bad break up, Calum enacts a new rule for dating - no sex for ten dates. It’d be a lot easier if Ashton Irwin weren’t the one taking him out.

Empty Gut - @daydadahlias (cornflowerblue (daydadahlias)) E, 11k

Summary: Cowboys and horses and long, lonely nights in the wilderness.

fueling the fire until we combust (ao3) - nothingliketherain (39_killer_queen) E, 24k

Summary: Or things escalate one day when Ashton takes some pictures of Calum, unable to focus on anything but his lips.

give you what you need (ao3) - lourrygum E, 3k

Summary: “You know what you need?” Calum murmurs, pressing a kiss to Ashton’s collarbone, then another wetter, open-mouthed one. He presses his hips closer, right against Ashton’s in case he hadn’t got what Calum was trying to suggest.

“Cal,” Ashton says, voice thicker but commanding. Calum sighs again, in defeat this time, bottom lip jutting out although Ashton can’t see it. “We haven’t got the time.“

or, ashton is stressed and calum is worried

Grabby Hands (ao3) - antisocialhood N/R, 7k

Summary: Ashton likes wearing big sweaters, curling up with his daddy and sucking him off while they watch TV, and sometimes Calum likes to treat his princess to something special.

Heart's Citizen (ao3) - lookingforhope E, 10k

Summary: Calum sat next to the skirt, his fingers still on the fabric, and murmured, “Ash, I-“

“Are you about to apologise?“ Ashton cut him off. “It seems to me that you are. You think you’ve done something wrong? Or want something wrong? Do you feel like you have to explain yourself over this?” he gestured to the skirt. “ ‘Cause you fucking don’t!”

Or

Being truth to yourself might be scary. Being truth to yourself in front of the world might be even scarier. Ashton helps Calum to do both things.

home is where the heart is (ao3) - vlossoms E, 5k

Summary: Ashton sighs and closes his eyes, trying to quickly fall asleep only to hear the sound of the door opening and someone shuffling quietly in. He tries to ignore the other person, he really does, but when he hears them coming closer, Ashton can’t help but groan quietly. He lifts his head and, whoa, the boy is gorgeous. Ashton has known he was gay for years, his mom is okay with it and so it he, and he can't help wishing this boy was his soulmate.

See, the thing is, the boy is stunning. Beautiful tan skin, a few shades darker than Ashton's, with soft-looking fluffy brown hair, and those eyes. Those eyes look like they hold the secrets to the universe, with a beautiful chocolate brown color that never stop sparkling.

Howdy, Partner - @daydadahlias​ (cornflowerblue (daydadahlias)) E, 7k

Summary: When Ashton slipped on that tasseled jacket and those boots, he fucking knew what he was doing.

When he strolled into the party with a bright dimpled grin, put two long fingers on the brim of his hat and tipped it to Calum with a gruff, “Howdy, partner,” he’d known full fucking well what he was doing.

if there’s one thing i know it’s that we’re good together (ao3) - irwah E, 3k

Summary: “It isn’t that weird, really, if you think about it. Ashton is just one guy, a guy who spends a lot of time working out. And he’s admiring his best friend working out, his technique, his breathing pattern - totally normal things he observes in other people when he’s at the gym.

Except it is weird. Because he’s not admiring Calum’s technique, he’s admiring Calum’s abs, the way the sweat is pooling in the dips between muscles, the way his shoulder muscles clench with the force it takes him to do a sit up. He’s not admiring Calum’s technique so much as admiring his body.”

or: Cashton fuck in a gym

Magnet Souls (ao3) - jbhmalum E, 42k

Summary: Ashton loves sex a whole lot, Calum hates the thought of it. They’re soulmates. Alternatively, a story about self-respect and compromise in the name of love.

photo (ao3) - orphan_account N/R, 3k

Summary: calum and ashton add a pretty little photo to their collection of casual sex pictures.

So Much Better (ao3) - cashcakeplz N/R, 84k

Summary: This is good, good for Ashton. He works so hard, always taking care of the boys, he deserves someone who will take his mind off of things, even for a couple of hours to get coffee. Maybe it’ll make him better, and by extension, the band better. Maybe Bryana is a good thing for everyone. Yet, even now, as Calum tries to think of how great Bryana could be for Ashton, he can’t help but think that he would be so much better.

Or the one where Calum and Ashton have been Friends With Benefits for years, and Calum thought his feelings for Ashton were simply sexual until Bryana came into the picture.

studying is(n't) hard (ao3) - sunshineashton M, 1k

Summary: Ashton thinks of a different way to make Calum study for his bio exam.

Taking Turns (ao3) - sonofneverland M, 1k

Summary: Boyfriend's Ashton and Calum try switching things up in the bedroom.

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[fresne999]

Don’t you just hate when just as your trying to fall asleep the first line of that story you’ve been trying to crack appears in your head. It’s perfect. It is the best and most beautiful. But you are also trying to sleep here. So you make the call. Keep your eyes closed and slide into oblivion. Certain this line, this perfect idea is too brilliant to be extinguished by the fall.

Fool.

And with sleep so boring too.

[peteziegel]

#lostideas

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High School AU’s (2) Masterlist

Links Last Checked: September 17th, 2023

part one

a hero, a liar (ao3) - bellawritess luke/ashton T, 10k

Summary: Ashton’s never met Spiderman. Well, never until right now. Never until Spiderman lands on the pavement in front of Ashton.

a little extra credit never hurt anybody - @sup3rbloom (haveufoundwhaturlookingfor) michael/ashton T, 4k

Summary: Michael and Ashton used to be best friends when they were younger, unfortunately Michael ditches Ashton for popularity when they get older. Things change when Ashton gets offered extra credit to tutor a failing student. That student so happens to be Michael Clifford.

a thousand bad times (ao3) - Lostideas luke/calum E, 13k

Summary: Then The New Kid lets Calum’s arm go with a push, almost like a warning. Calum has barely taken a breath before the boy runs off again.

or; Calum is out in Montana. Luke is running from himself.

Confront Me (ao3) - jadedperspective michael/ashton T, 2k

Summary: Ashton tells Michael they can’t be friends anymore and Michael, without anyone else to turn to, seeks his best friend for comfort.

Feels like Coming Home (ao3) - ismaki calum/ashton, michael/luke T, 45k

Summary: All Calum wants is to finish school and get away from his small town. He works hard to seem happy, to be respected and popular at school, to be diffrent, something more. To be someone. All Ashton wants is to get noticed by the boy with the easy smile but guarded eyes. All Michael wants is to escape, to take another hit, another drink, use another body. To feel something. And Luke? Luke just wants everyone to be happy.

Give Me Your Hand (ao3) - nationalnobody michael/luke G, 2k

Summary: In which Michael and Luke both like each other and practically everyone knows it but them. However Michael absolutely refuses to believe that Luke could like him back and it takes the idiot multiple pushes in the right direction to finally confess.

I’m a Sinner I’m a Saint (ao3) - Headgehog_Louis007 michael/calum T, 71k

Summary: Michael has had a crush on Calum for years but is too shy to say anything. After an accidental kiss, he wonders if the two are possibly more than friends. Meanwhile, Alex and Jack are high school seniors trying to live up their senior year while also thinking about the future.

i'm still learning to love, just starting to crawl (ao3) - 5sosandfood luke/ashton T, 3k

Summary: luke is a baby lamb, shakespeare doesn't make sense, and ashton actually really likes luke

i wanna hold your hand while we’re growing up (ao3) - nothingliketherain (39_killer_queen) michael/calum, T, 12k

Summary: 5 times Michael grabbed Calum’s hand over the years + 1 time Calum grabbed Michael’s

Made For You (ao3) - Headgehog_Louis007 luke/ashton T, 13k

Summary: Luke has always been the bad boy with the image to match. Ashton is trying to start his music career but nothing is working out. When Luke gets himself into trouble he finds himself out in the street, where he meets Ashton and they become friends or maybe more.

Maelstrom (ao3) - merlypops luke/ashton, michael/calum E, 225k

Summary: Ashton is struggling, Luke is hiding, and Michael and Calum just want to make things work. (And maybe Ashton and Luke fall in love too. Maybe.)

Make Me (ao3) - orphan_account michael/luke E, 2k

Summary: Luke is a junior at his High school, and a starter on his school's basketball team. When their championship run is threatened, senior Michael Clifford has an idea of how to get Luke to change his game for the better.

never know what you've got until it's gone - @sup3rbloom (haveufoundwhaturlookingfor) calum/ashton, michael/luke G, 6k

Summary: Ashton's had the biggest crush on Calum Hood since forever. Luke knew this. He only had the best of intentions when he brought up Ashton's crush to Calum. He never thought about Ashton potentially finding out.

send your sins all over me (ao3) - orphan_account luke/calum N/R, 5k

Summary: Luke is the smartest kid in school and also the probably the dorkiest, but Calum can't stop thinking about him.

there for you - @sup3rbloom​ (haveufoundwhaturlookingfor) luke/ashton, michael/calum T, 3k

Summary: Luke has been transferred to countless high schools due to the constant bullying. Finally, Luke lands in a high school where he gets to be with Ashton. He thinks it will be better for him, but he underestimated how popular Ashton really is.

wishful thinking (ao3) - stellawontyou (orphan_account) calum/ashton, michael/luke M, 9k

Summary: ashton is new at the school. calum is dangerous. michael and luke warn ashton about calum, but he doesn't listen.

Wrong Way (ao3) - boomercal calum/ashton E, 9k

Summary: Two high schoolers who won't admit they think the other is cute and some well intentioned friends means that while Ashton's looking for Calum on the Hockey field, Calum's looking for Ashton at the library; what's to be done when you're pretty sure that cute guy in your English class is avoiding you?

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Religion/Religious Masterlist

capital vices (ao3) - Lostideas Luke/Ashton E, 23k

Summary: ‘Cause I feel like I should tell you; Salvation is at stake for you, Luke Hemmings.’

or; Ashton is a preacher's son, Luke's mental health is deteriorating. They walk though the seven deadly sins together.

Losing My Religion (ao3) - furbypocalypse Michael/Luke, Calum/Ashton E, 3k

Summary: The one where Luke is the son of a preacher and Luke is Michael's religion.

Priestess Pillow Talk (ao3) - plushyluke Luke/Ashton, Michael/Calum E, 6k

Summary: He was not very good at coating the eagerness in his throat, especially not when he could make out a silhouette now. This confessional was pillowtalk. All he had to do was ask.

or:

Ashton is miserably forced to attend church every Sunday. When he overhears the new choir boy confessing to some homoerotic sins, however, his faith is rekindled.

Promise (ao3) - boomercal Calum/Ashton M, 80k

Summary: Live music photographer Calum does one favour for a friend (filling in last minute for a show), and his life changes for good. Finding his muse, world-famous pop/rock sensation Ashton Irwin. He thinks once the shows are over, he can pack it in and forget all about it, but a Google search and a phone call set him up on a North American tour where he'll see the man every day... Too bad his Google search revealed the man of his every fantasy has a purity pact with God. So what's a..promiscuous young man to do? Repress it? Sure, that'll work.

Seeking Him Down (ao3) - mukeclemmings  Calum/Ashton E, 4k

Summary: Ashton had the reputation, but Calum had the secret.

spread your wings for me (ao3) - orphan_account Luke/Ashton NR, 32k

Summary: He likes watching Luke cough on smoke from a joint, or cry when he gets his lip pierced, or whine when he rides Ashton filthily. He likes the bruises he leaves on Luke’s thighs, and he likes that Luke has to wear turtlenecks to hide his hickeys covering his neck.

He likes destroying Luke’s innocence one little piece at a time.

And this is just another piece that he’s taking for himself.

Or the one where Ashton likes to watch Luke pray, and Luke is more than happy to serve the bad boy of the school.

Take me to church (ao3) - Juliaenerys Luke/Calum E, 21k

Summary: In which Calum and Luke are cousins from a very religious family and when they meet for the first time, a lot of things start to change.

This is the Beat of My Heart (ao3) - bogshops Michael/Luke M, 22k

Summary: "It was just like any other day; the blond boy had decided to walk home, saying he needed to take a breath, and as he finished walking down the staircase that lead inside the Church, he spotted a different face in the crowd. An odd boy staring deeply at the various faces coming out of the old building. The boy was pale; he had dark hair and a bottle of beer between his lips. For a split moment Luke got himself lost in the figure across the street, the slim boy looked like he was around his age, with piercing green eyes and the best lips Luke had seen in his entire life."

or the one where Luke is a religious boy, until Michael appears in his life, takes advantage of him and Luke decides to have a little revenge.

Unblemished (ao3) - jadedperspective Michael/Ashton E, 2k

Summary: Ashton begins grabbing at different parts of him, pushing his hair back out of his face and tilting his chin up, forcing his line of sight to meet everyone’s faces. Michael still refuses to look. His hands are on Michael’s shoulders, running down his arms as if trying to shake bugs off his skin. His touch is rough, burning until he feels tender. When he speaks it's right against his ear, “Look amongst your brothers, do you see a single one of them looking at you with warmth?”

Michael forces himself to finally look, hoping to see any kindness in their eyes but most of them just look disgusted. Ashton slaps his thigh and Michael jumps.

“We all find your unforgiven flesh disgusting.”

Michael chokes. “Please, let me repent.”

Or Michael is part of a cult.

Worship (ao3) - DarkGnome Luke/Ashton E, 2k

Summary: Luke makes the mistake of allowing Ashton to go to church with him. Now Ashton gets bored and seeks entertainment at Luke’s expense. 

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Or the one where Ashton fucks Luke in church...again.

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Porn With Plot Masterlist

All Yours - @daydadahlias​ (cornflowerblue (daydadahlias)) luke/calum E, 16k

Summary: Calum can’t just put on a sheer black shirt and a skirt and expect Luke’s heart to keep beating in even time.

But it seems that he absolutely can and—worse than that—he did.

A Sanctified Starling - (ao3) - plushyluke luke/ashton E, 10k

Summary: Ashton didn’t know why humans were so fascinated by stories of things that could kill them. If it posed impending doom, humans spread it around. Then again, it was more than likely a trait passed down from the hunter-gatherer years.

“Regardless of if it’s a legend, you still need to be careful in unwatched areas. Murderers come in all forms.”

The cold bastard locked eyes with Ashton.

“Very true, Michael. How thoughtful of you to look after our Nobleman. Sometimes danger could be lurking right beneath your nose.”

(or Ashton is a grumpy old vampire who agrees to go on an adventure with his nemesis, where the run into the prettiest of undead discoveries)

Ash is on the floor (ao3) - tinyglitterrose ot4 M, 4k

Summary: “Are you hard?”, Luke asked bluntly and immediately he had the attention of three australians.

Play it cool, just play if off, Ashton thought to himself, as if he was not panicking right now.

“No? What the fuck, Luke?”, he tried to sound arrogant and even rolled his eyes at the blonde, but the other man wasn’t having it.

“No, no, you’re hard, I saw that”, then he giggled, “You have a boner, Ashy, I saw it”

Ashton shook his head violently, but Calum interrupted him before he could object again: “Do you really?”

— basically an Ashton centered foursome with plot.

Bottom Boy Baptism (ao3) - plushyluke luke/ashton, mentioned michael/calum E, 5k

Summary: "Dear Lord, he had always thought fondly of Luke’s religious persistence, but getting off on it brought a whole new wave of heat through his body. He blamed his alcoholic upbringing for the villainous thoughts of Luke."

or

Ashton and Luke have been sneaking around since they got together.

Court Five - takemymoneycth luke/ashton, michael/calum E, 21k

Summary: A story in which a young college tennis player maybe likes his new coach a little too much.

Enlightened (ao3) - Lostideas luke/ashton M, 9k

Summary: After The Great Disaster, Luke's world is not the same. The only thing bringing him joy now are his mid-night ventures with Michael. But suddenly Michael shows up to his window with something forbidden; something dangerous. And in the adventure that follows, Luke discoveres way more than he thought he would.

Fucking Jerks (ao3) - orphan_account ot4 E, 37k

Summary: “Okay, who cums first loses, and owes a blowjob to the winner. Correct?” Calum raises his brows: “A blowjob now, huh?” “Well, a dish fit for a king,” Michael replies.

Or: Ashton bids a Jerketition and who is Michael to refuse…? (Includes the winner+loser spin off)

Gay For Pay (ao3) - Bibsibi luke/ashton M, 10k

Summary: “You're not gonna prostitute yourself to me, Ashton.”

“Have you never heard of gay for pay?”

Or

Luke and Ashton are roomates and broke.

Life-Size Luke (ao3) - plushyluke luke/ashton E, 15k

Summary: ashton is a sex store employee when the new adult, collector dolls hit the shelves. he’s had enough of these “lukey dolls,” when one night everything changes, and his life becomes lukalicious.

New - @daydadahlias​ (cornflowerblue (daydadahlias)) luke/ashton E, 10k

Summary: Luke doesn’t remember whose idea it was to chain him to the fucking ceiling but he’s decided he’s going to get their name and send them a goddamn fruit basket, because he has never seen Ashton look at him like this before, and he has that crew member to thank.

Silver Ecstasy (ao3) - lonik michael/ashton E, 4k

Summary: “Can I just,” Ashton starts. He’s never asked for this before. It always seemed weird, to want something in his mouth with no intention of getting anyone off. It seems almost counterintuitive to what he’s been taught. But the thought of it, of having something in his mouth of Michael’s that he doesn’t have to work to maintain, makes Ashton's head spin. Michael, though, will always give Ashton what he needs.

Snow in Love (ao3) - plushyluke luke/ashton, michael/calum E, 7k

Summary: "in that cold instant, ashton put his hands back on the steering wheel. watching him back out of the parking space was torment. luke felt like there was a beast inside of him, clawing and desperate to be set free. aching to get ashton alone. to spend a second with him uninterrupted."

or ashton takes the 5sos boys on a snowy vacation, and luke is disappointed that it wasn't an opportunity to hook up.

Take Notes - @daydadahlias​​ (cornflowerblue (daydadahlias)) luke/calum E, 78k

Summary: Or, the one where Calum wants someone to teach him about sex and Luke happens to be an education major.

talk to me, baby (ao3) - kaleidoscopeminds luke/calum E, 17k

Summary: “Is that why you’ve been looking at me all night?” Luke asks, reaching out and brushing a finger over one of the rips in Calum’s jersey. “Trying to get me alone to sell your services?”

Calum looks delighted that Luke has called him out and it makes Luke smile again.

“Not at all,” Calum says, taking a swig from his drink. “But I was trying to get you alone to offer some other services for free. Interested?”

Luke laughs. “Is that an innuendo?”

“Absolutely, but I can be less subtle.” Calum sips his beer, eyeing Luke. “Wanna fuck?”

The Only Thing That Works For Me (ao3) - flowercrownmikey michael/luke T, 9k

Summary: Ignore Ash and Cal, getting hard on stage wasn't the worst thing that could've happened. Besides, your dick didn't exactly look small so that's a silver lining? -Mikey.

That's how it had started. Just a little note taped onto the wall of his bunk complimenting the size of his dick. A true love story, really.

OR/ Michael and Luke send each other dirty notes but are completely platonic in person (...at first.)

Tie That Binds - @ashtcnirwin​ (elivigar) luke/ashton E, 98k

Summary: In which Luke wants to explore miscellaneous kinks and Ashton strikes him as a good candidate to do said exploring with with.

Tropical Vibes (ao3) - orphan_account calum/ashton M, 2k

Summary: Cashton love each other and travel to Hawaii together.

twink boy bottom erotica. (ao3) - badomensbaby luke/calum E, 13k

Summary: in which luke agrees to be calum’s model for his photography project.

will we talk? (ao3) - strxngersagain michael/luke E, 4k

Summary: Michael tries not to make a habit out of having one night stands.

Sure, he’s had his share of a few no-strings-attached hookups in his otherwise relatively uneventful dating history. But he’s found over the years that it usually just tends to make him feel worse, waking up in the morning to an empty bed at worst, or an awkward conversation and a hasty exit at best. So, Michael has set his sights on not sleeping with anyone until he’s known them for at least 48 hours, at minimum.

So far, it’s gone pretty well.

Until he meets Luke, that is. 

you got me by my neck (ao3) - orphan_account luke/calum M, 29k

Summary: Hearing the blonde say, point blank, they’re not in a relationship forces Calum to confront the emotions that he’s been wanting to hide. That he wants to be in a relationship, because Luke is the person he wants to be together forever with, because Luke is the reason he gets out of bed in the morning, because Luke is the inspiration for all of Calum’s dumbass songs that people like for some reason. It’s always been Luke, and Calum couldn’t have picked a worse time and place to realize this.

In the middle of a random Friday afternoon at some place called Tootsie’s Burger Joint.

Or the one where the band is back in Sydney trying to write more music for their new album, and being back home ignites feelings Calum thought never would have existed.

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One-Shot Masterlist

3 A.M. (ao3) - @daydadahlias (cornflowerblue (daydadahlias)) michael/luke M, 4k

Summary: Five times Michael accidentally meets Luke in the bathroom and the one time he meets him there on purpose.

Always In Spring (ao3) - loveliketheweather luke/calum, background michael/ashton M, 17k

Summary: Luke and Calum’s friendship has gone through many highs and lows, and it’s so full of parallels and full-circle moments that it’s almost like the universe is set to make sure they grow, love and stay together.

And Action (ao3) - @daydadahlias (cornflowerblue (daydadahlias)) luke/ashton E, 24k

Summary: Calum won’t lie about it. His Best Friend’s Boyfriend’s Ex-Boyfriend is super cute.

Beelzebub Has A Devil Put Aside For Me (ao3) - flowercrownmikey michael/luke N/R, 3k

Summary: It starts with an empty bottle of vodka, three very drunk Australian boys, and a game of truth or dare.

OR // "I dare you to tell Luke that you're a little bit in love with him."

Better Than Halloweentown (ao3) - orphan_account michael/luke G, 1k

Summary: Michael gets sad at Halloween even though it’s his favorite holiday, because he’s too old to trick-or-treat but he doesn’t want to be a grown up and go to parties. Then Luke knocks on his door to deliver his pizza and all of his plans to stay in for the night are foiled.

burnt eggs & broken promises (ao3) - kingscrossinseptember G, 4k

Summary: “…So after a month or two of getting hounded by people, I may or may not have invented a fictional boyfriend.”

Luke glanced up at Ashton with worried blue eyes, as if he was expecting to be berated for lying. Instead, Ashton shrugged. “I can see why.”

or,

Ashton’s always found his roommate, Luke, nothing but aggravating, but when they make a deal where Ashton has to pretend to be Luke’s boyfriend for a night, his opinion starts to shift slightly…

Butterfly House - @daydadahlias (cornflowerblue (daydadahlias)) michael/luke G, 2k

Summary: Luke and Michael go to a butterfly house for their anniversary.

Confront Me (ao3) - jadedperspective michael/ashton G, 2k

Summary: Ashton tells Michael they can’t be friends anymore and Michael, without anyone else to turn to, seeks his best friend for comfort.

Enlightened (ao3) - Lostideas luke/ashton M, 9k

Summary: After The Great Disaster, Luke's world is not the same. The only thing bringing him joy now are his mid-night ventures with Michael. But suddenly Michael shows up to his window with something forbidden; something dangerous. And in the adventure that follows, Luke discoveres way more than he thought he would.

I'll look after you (like I've never done before) (ao3) - anykindofgal N/R, 6k

Summary: No one had heard from Michael in a few days. No texting, no calling, no hanging out. They had their own lives and things to do, they understood that much. Only, they all stayed in touched with Michael through the power of memes. But it had been four days, to be exact, and Michael hadn't texted anyone in the group even one meme. Calum decided to text his friend, and if they hadn't heard anything back by the next morning, they were going to his place to check out what was going on.

So, the next day around noon, the three boys arrived at Michael's place.

((in which Michael gets sick and the boys need to care for him))

It Started out with a Kiss (ao3) - neiria luke/calum E, 3k

Summary: "Luke honestly could not remember a time when he didn’t have feelings for Calum. They had snuck up on him so quickly and before he knew it all his thoughts revolved around him when he wasn’t preoccupied or trying his best to distract himself. He hated himself for feeling this way about his best friend, it was beyond inappropriate and could only end in heartbreak."

Or the one where Luke pines for Calum and avoids him and when Calum questions him about it Luke kisses him and they proceed to hook up on the bus.

need you now but IDK you yet (ao3) - orphan_account michael/luke E, 19k

Summary: Luke assumed he didn’t have a soulmate.

until his senior year of high school came around and he met his MC.

Oh, You Make Me Complete (ao3) - DearDevotedDelicate luke/ashton N/R, 2k

Summary: Luke Hemmings is a solo artist who needs to find inspiration for his new project, he also needs a love life. A little-known cafe is the perfect spot for his dreams to come true.

Sandy Haired Boy (ao3) - coolbabyblue luke/ashton T, 5k

Summary: Luke isn't sure why his life took this turn. 

He loved the sandy haired boy he kissed in front of him. He loved him with his whole entire heart. He loved that they lived so close, he loved that they were together. 

Luke hated that he chose to mix with crowds other than Ashton's own people. He hated that he went to parties and got absolutely drunk for the first time when Ashton wasn't there but rather his second group of friends. 

Luke hated that in his drunk haze he kissed lips that weren't Ashton's and he loved it. He hates that he stared into green eyes as he made out with a guy who's name he didn't even know. 

Sk8tEr Bo¥s (ao3) - walking_crisis69 michael/luke T, 1k

Summary: just two little skateboarding punks and some stories about them

took my foot up off the brake, it's not an accident (ao3) - deserteyes michael/luke E, 2k

Summary: It was quieter in the kitchen. Here, the music’s bassline could only be heard through the walls, and without the crowd, the atmosphere was less tense.

"Want some?" Luke asked, lifting the bottle of wine at Michael.

He shook his head in response. "No, thank you. How much have you had?"

Luke replied, "Second glass," and tapped his rings against it with a clink. "First was tequila."

Michael hummed and leaned against the counter. The cool marble surface was a relief to his skin. The light dancing on Luke's shirt with every movement was distracting, like a star exploding each time he moved.

Water The Flowers (In My Lungs) (ao3) - Marauders0exe michael/luke, calum/ashton, michael/ofc N/R, 5k

Summary: Luke’s been in love with Michael for as long as he can remember, but Michael loves Lydia. Michael is marrying Lydia. And Luke is going to die just so long as the flowers in his throat threaten to suffocate him.

Who would've known? (ao3) - starlighteyed michael/calum, luke/ashton N/R, 8k

Summary: Michael feels hopeless after losing his mother, moving away to Melbourne from Sydney so he can forget about his memories that now hurt him like knives in his heart. In his summer break, Michael goes back to Sydney to see his friends, the memory of his mother passing still fresh. Calum's there to help him, and things change for the better.

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Fics Named After Locations Masterlist

a plaque on the wall in singapore (ao3) - apeirophobia calum/ashton, harry/louis T, 5k

Summary: "What do you do?"

"Other people's boyfriends, apparently."

(In which Ashton has no fucks left to give, and Louis finds he still has a few.)

Or, Louis isn't sure if he's hitting his lowest point, but at least he's hitting something.

Bali (ao3) - Ashstars1998 michael/calum M, 4k

Summary: "Late night dip?" Michael jumped a little from the disruption of the silence.

"Yeah, the sunburn was just killing me and I thought hey? Why not a swim to relieve the pain?" Michael splashed the water around him giving Calum that toothy grin of his.

Chevy Malibu (ao3) - Lostideas calum/ashton M, 4k

Summary: Ashton’s name pops up from the top of his screen, a whatsapp message reading ‘outside’. Calum gets up, walks to his windows and peeks through the curtains. He can see Ashton’s chevy a bit further down the street, headlights turned off.

Calum carries his docs in his left hand as he sneaks out of his room.

or; Ashton picks Calum up in his car late at night sometimes. They scream into the void and love each other.

chicago thighs (ao3) - allmywill michael/ashton M, 904

Summary: Ashton loves getting gifts from fans. He usually expects notes, candy, and stuffed animals; not lacy black panties with matching garters and thigh-high socks.

Destination: Perth (ao3) - onlythevoid luke/ashton T, 34k

Summary: The stranger swung into the seat next to him and sighed contentedly. Luke stole a glance from under his hat. It was a boy with light-brown messy hair, reminiscent of surfers Luke saw on the beach in Brisbane - he had a t-shirt on and black jeans, and fade-tint round-frame sunglasses propped on his straight nose.

The stranger caught Luke’s eyes.

“Hey?” The stranger asked. Shouldn’t have looked at him, Luke thought. Too late.

The stranger had set his sunglasses on his head and was peering below Luke’s cap. “Dude. You look terrible. Are you okay?”

Oh, so the stranger was one of those guys. Too friendly and ever-inquisitive. Yes, Luke looked like shit; he’d been crying for an hour at a time, every few hours, and all he’d had to eat in the past two days was some wet broccoli at the hospital and a bag of chips he’d bought that morning in Brisbane, and there were bruises all up and down his right arm from a car crash he wished he’d died in.

Luke didn’t say any of that. He prayed his voice would be steady and said, “Yes. Thanks.”

The messy-haired boy did not seem convinced. After a pause, he offered, “My name’s Ashton, by the way.”

Hotel California (ao3) - persephone_evans michael/luke G, 5k

Summary: Ashton wakes up in the most expensive hotel he's ever been in. Only problem, he can't remember how he got there or how he paid for it. But when he meets Calum and gets introduced to Michael and Luke, he doesn't care anymore.

a hotel california au that i wrote in a fit of depression

LA is not for the weak (ao3) - gardener luke/ashton M, 34k

Summary: Anybody who has ever lived in LA can second that the vibe is off. So much goes down in Los Angeles every single day that there is no way you can know everything about this city. Negative energies have the tendency to spread much quicker than positive ones, and it shows. Having lived in Los Angeles for as little as a couple of months, perhaps even less, can change you for the rest of your life. Some people recover from LA, almost as if it were a flu, but some people can never seem to snap out of it. For those of the last category, even if they are on the other side of the world, they are still in LA. Or, really, LA is still in them.

After everything that has happened in the past couple of years, Luke Hemmings is not doing okay. Los Angeles has really started to take its toll on him, and the constant pressure of being in the public eye doesn't make it any easier.

Ocean Avenue (ao3) - CliffordAffliction calum/ashton M, 20k

Summary: Cashton adventures based off of the song Ocean Avenue by Yellowcard

The Sun Is Burning Down Los Angeles (ao3) - galacticsugar luke/calum M, 40k

Summary: Calum probably signed a form saying he wouldn’t fall in love with the lead singer of the band. And he really doesn’t want to. What a cliché. It’s just…people get famous for a reason. This guy got famous for all the reasons.

Calum moves to LA to work for 5SOS.

With a New York State of Mind (I Wanna Take My Heart to the End of the World) (ao3) - Lxverxofmxne G, 1k

Summary: 4 strangers, same destination. One road trip, 14 hours max. — “This is going to sound really weird, but do you wanna road trip with me?”

The men stared at Luke weirdly. He shrugged before continuing.

Woke Up In Japan (ao3) - Shipalltheships (Destielshipper100) luke/ashton, calum/michael, shawn/everyone M, 2k

Summary: Shawn calls Ashton asking if he and the rest of the band would want to hang out. The four men put a mischievous plan into place.

Woke Up in Japan (ao3) - hollyster luke/ashton E, 4k

Summary: in which Ashton and Luke go on a picnic date and end up having sex in the shower

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Trauma Masterlist

a thousand bad times (ao3) - Lostideas luke/calum E, 13k

Summary: Then The New Kid lets Calum’s arm go with a push, almost like a warning. Calum has barely taken a breath before the boy runs off again.

or; Calum is out in Montana. Luke is running from himself.

Don't look away till it's gone (ao3) - beendreaminglikeafool T, 5k

Summary: Luke's repressed most things in his life: from feelings and trauma to fears that never seem to fade away.

feels like i’m dreaming but i’m not sleeping (ao3) - badomensbaby luke/calum, michael/ashton E, 29k

Summary: “But saying that out loud is just..” the blonde boy trails off, his voice weakened and unsteady, “Makes me feel kind of pathetic, I guess.” “Pathetic?” Calum parrots, “Therapy isn’t just for people who have issues, Luke. I have patients who just like to tell me about their life because they want to. You have this preconceived notion that therapy is only for broken people.”

or, luke has too many problems but calum doesn’t mind them.

i'm a deer in your headlights (ao3) - mukelftv luke/calum, michael/ashton T, 2k

Summary: luke is overthinking, and he's supposed to go on a date.

in winter you froze, and i thawed you out (ao3) - prettyluke (parting_ways) luke/ashton N/R, 7k

Summary: Luke is crumbling like fresh snow, and Ashton is desperate to keep him together.

Portable Player (ao3) - @daydadahlias (cornflowerblue (daydadahlias)) luke/ashton E, 34k

Summary: or, a fic about the realities of the porn industry.

You're my pain killer, when my brain gets bitter (ao3) - lifeinecstasy ot4 T, 1k

Summary: angst angst angst.. but happy ending

you don't have to hide yourself (pretender) (ao3) - lifewasradical luke/ashton T, 3k

Summary: "Right now I’d like to talk about what’s going on in your head, if you would be willing to share it with me.”

The sincerity in Luke’s voice terrifies Ashton, leaving him tongue tied and treading carefully on a tightrope high above the ground. But what exactly is he supposed to say? “Yeah, I’ve been convinced that no one wants to hear me talk since I was a pre-teen?” Or, “I get so passionate about things that I love and that in itself drives people away? Because I’m annoying to listen to? Because no one cares?” None of that sounds all that appealing.

you took what you wanted (ao3) - mukelftv luke/calum T, 1k

Summary: luke shares some intimate details with calum.

You've Cut The Wrong Damn Wire (ao3) - Branithar calum/ashton M, 18k (WIP)

Summary: All through high school, Calum couldn't help but take notice of the lonely kid with the perpetually off-colour uniform and nervous eyes. It isn't until after they've graduated that he starts to wish he'd done more for Luke, like offer him friendship, or sit with him at lunch, or make an effort to have his back. Anything that could make him feel less guilty for what happened.

You Will Be Okay (ao3) - Marauders0exe michael/luke, calum/ashton N/R, 22k

Summary: Maybe you have to fall apart before you can start to recover

Or

Luke goes home with Michael for the holiday, the first one without his parents. The week doesn't go as planned- with Luke's episodes coming back more frequently and Michael's obsessive need for everything to be perfect. The engaged couple are more stressed out than ever, but they both put on brave faces- or so they thought.