#Looking forward to your Vianton fic!!!

[unadulteratedkr]

Next tag game!!!! @adhduck tagged me to share my most recent 10 opening lines (we'll see if wordy mcwordyson here will abide by that, signs point to no) so here we are!! opening line tiiiime

1.The 'I Duoy' Newlywed Special (OFMD, rated E, direct sequel to Objection!)

Ed is married.

2. Objection! (OFMD, rated T, modern au where the boys elope)

"I FUCKING OBJECT!"

It's now been six minutes since Izzy—stupid, miserable, intense as fuck Izzy—stepped forward, yelling his objection so hoarsely that Stede keeps checking his ears to see if they're bleeding.

3. when he's near me, I'll kiss him (OFMD, rated T, innkeepers era of the boys getting caught in the rain)

“Ed? Ed.”

Stede’s voice is one of the million and five things that Ed fucking loves about Stede.

4. I am tired, I am yours (WWDitS, rated E, Vianton fic ft. partially transformed anton)

Anton is not avoiding Viago.

5. you wrote me a lovely letter; now it's my turn (OFMD, rated T, innkeeper Ed writes love letters to Stede <3)

Dear Stede,

Hey, babe.

6. waiting to see us once beautiful and brave (OFMD, rated E, princess Ed ft art from poorlyformed)

Ed pants against Stede’s chest, naked and sated and looking like a fucking dream that Stede manifested in stardust and seafoam to be debauched in their bed.

7. i loved my friend (OFMD, rated T, missing scene fic focusing on Stede grieving before he realizes Ed's alive)

He’s—he’s gone.

8. something to hold in your hands (OFMD, rated E, missing scene fic from s1 ft. Ed and Stede masturbating but. you know. the way ALL pirates do.)

It’s the first time Stede has insisted on taking a bath before Ed after a raid.

9. do you think I'd give up? (OFMD, rated E, one last reunion fic based on the first teaser trailer for season 2)

Stede has had fucking enough by the time he stalks out of the surf, wringing out his shirt, gasping for air, as the tempest—the literal blasted hurricane ���continues to crash down on the sea behind him. 

10. you know you wanna give 'em one more chance (OFMD, rated T, based on the first production stills of s2 when we saw Ed's pearls for the first time)

The past four weeks have been unusually quiet aboard the Revenge since Ed let Stede back aboard.

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Okay I MOSTLY kept to just the first sentence except for when I opened with dialogue and I think I should be allowed that, I did it anyway what are you gonna do CALL THE INTERNET COPS I DIDN'T THINK SO

ANYWAY

ty duck my beloved duck for tagging me in this, I love you, and I hope you're having a magnificent author of the week week, it's absolutely what you deserve, and I'm gonna link back to duck's post tagging me in this HERE so you can go enjoy some more of their words after you spend time with mine, okay HUGS AND KISSES MUAH GOODBYE

[your-ace-cousin-clover]

For the music ask game: 21, 27 and 40? 👀

21. what’s the weirdest song title you can think of right now.

"Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of The Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued" by FOB

27. if you can play any instrument, what’s your favorite song to jam to??

I used to! And umm, the beginning bits of "Fur Elise" were my fave.

40. shuffle your playlist and the fifth song—describe it in one image.

So dark beaches with dark nights joined with a thin white line on the horizon. The ocean is almost purple in colour and threatening to overtake you. It's raining hard too perhaps. It might thunder soon.

Thanks Basil! 💚